#Its lasagna btw

[pencil-merchant]

late night snack or early breakfast? 🤔

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 engineer #pencilmerchant art #Its lasagna btw

[the-likesofus]

Abby.....Taylor.... (Eddie) lasagne...third time's the charm...just saying

#buddie #911 spoilers #so much lasagna subtext #like way even talk about lasagna for so long if its not significant #im not counting Ali in this btw cos that relationship was such a blip #911 fox #eddie diaz #buck 911 #evan buck buckley

[peachthatdrinkslemonade]

I hate that eating pork makes me have digestive issues for a few days after. But I really hate that it's gotten worse over the last 6 months. I used to be able to eat lasagna every now and then and be mostly fine. The last 2 times it has felt like I have knives in my intestines. Can't indulge with pepperoni on my pizza anymore without the same side effect. I've had a single slice of bacon since it's gotten worse and same thing

#how many more times will i eat lasagna before i learn my lesson and cut my loss #its my favorite food btw

[rzyraffek]

OH OH REQUEST IDEA....TAKING SLASHERS HOME TO MEET YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE THATS LIKW SUPER SMART

Billy Micheal and Jason are the only ones i care about but you can add whoever

Omg hi!! Thanks for request!

They/them, sfw and request open

Slashers meeting s/o perents

Billy Lenz

Why would you do that

No fr why would anyone think this was good idea

Guy cant say a sentence without swear words or weird sex jokes😭

But fr billy will be so nervous!! Lil baby doesn't know how to behave!

S/o has to give him tutorial how to act like normal human and not 3rats in trench coat

Perents will be... alarmed to say the least... like really?? You could pick anyone but you picked oversized goblin?? Wow s/o

If s/o has younger siblings, he will bite them btw

Usually perents want to have grandchildren but oh god oh no not with this guy please s/o think about it!!

Billy vibes tbh he likes s/o perents they goofy. He also ate raw pasta. All of it

He told s/o dad that he wants lego for chrismas btw

Micheal Myers

How much you drank to think thats a good idea

Soo you telling me you bf is a serial killer?

At least he won't say anything rude, and s/o perents are too intimidated to say something rude about him🥰peace

Micheal just stares really, hes harmless for now

Yes s/o mom will call them to make sure that they aren't kidnaped and this all stuff is acually consensual

Live laugh love dont get stabbed by Michael

Yall can't even eat a dinner together 😔my guy looks like npc. Like yall just sit nicley and my homie just🧍 he doesn't even eat he just looks at yall, he totally judges their outfits

Hide your pets away he might eat them. You have pet hamster? What hamster?

Jason Voorhees

Omg homeboy is stressed! What if they don't like him:((

At first their perents were intimidated by him, but s/o's mom and him got along very fast! They are baking cookies together! Also if s/o has smol siblings or animals o my god he is bff with them instantly

Their mom and him acually got along faster than s/o with jason when they met first time!

Helps with carring heavy stuff... you bought new fridge? Call up son-in-law jason to help out (s/o mom has him named like that in contacts in phone)

Perents kinda wonder where he lives, when s/o told them that he has vintage cottage in Forest they started to think that hes rich or something

S/o perents already hope that yall get married

Asa emory

My dude bought suit for that appointment

He promised not to talk about skinning people while yall are eating dinner. He is so dreamy

Got along very well with s/o's dad, they are talking about fishing or something idk what dads are into lol

Almost fell asleep when their mom was talking

I WANTED TO WRITE " when their mom was talking about that she wants grandchildren" BUT ITS SOUNDS WAY FUNNIER THAT WAY

He was scared to eat dinner, it looked.... suspicious... he never trusted cheesy lasagna

Anyways Asa and their dad are besties now, they will go fishing next week

He cried in car after meeting "S/O IM NEVER GOING THERE AGAIN IT WAS SCARY IF I HEAR YOUR MOM SAY ANYRGING ABOUT GRANDCHILDREN AGAIN IM GOING TO DOX HER SO HARD SHE WONT EVEN HAVE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THEM"

I didnt write any headcanons for few weeks i hope it was good or at least readable

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #billy lenz #billy lenz x reader #jason vorhees headcanon #jason vorhees imagine #jason voorhees #jason vorhees x reader #micheal myers x you #micheal myers headcanons #micheal myers x reader #asa emory #asa emory x reader #asa x reader #the collector x reader #the collector #micheal myers

[sygol]

you start out with a funny post idea but then you keep adding onto it so its like a lasagna of decreasing humor.

you're still annoying btw and my parasocial enemy as a better more funny and sexier psychopath.

wow that was weally huwtful nonnie, your comparison of arbritrary & demarcable hierarchies really landed a scathing blow to my ego+pride, im sooooo concerned with how random bitches view me and now you will be able to get out of bed easier knowing you have secured a petty victory in your fragile world view. whatever you are going through in life that warranted this interaction, i truly hope it takes a turn for the better and you reach your goals and desires haha just kidding fuck your life, you build fickle towers, everything falls apart one thousand times, lalalala ^w^

#asks

[oscpaistry]

Comforting Virgil after Liverpool lost against real ? please? Thank you so much

Ofc, btw i love this request‼️

You watched as Virgil left the pitch. He looked devastated. You hoped that they would win against Real Madrid. But that didnt go as planned. The first few minutes were going well. 2-0, but then it went downhill. Goal after goal. It ended up with 2-5. You waited on Virgil. Your eyes shoot up as you heard Trent speak.

"Please take good care of Virgil. He's absolutely shattered." Trent said with a sad expression on his face. You couldn't help but let your face show nothing but sadness. He walks past you. After a few minutes scrolling though your phone you heard the doors open once again. There he was, your devastated husband. His eyebrows relaxed, eyes already looking at you and not picking up his feet while walking over to you.

He walked up to you and dropped everything. He hugged you, tight. You could feel his sadness.

"Oh baby, im so sorry." You replied and rubbing his back.

"Let me take you home. Mh?" You said while tapping his shoulders to let you go. He let out a quick sigh and nodded. You took his bags and walked to your car. He went to sit in the passenger side, you opened the trunk and put his stuff in. You closed the trunk and stepped in. You turned to Virgil and you saw him looking out of the window. He was radiating sadness, you could feel it. You turned on the car and drove off.

While driving you couldnt help but feel sad with him, so you thought to get food since you both haven't ate.

"Wanna get something to eat? Maybe pokebowl or pasta?" You asked him while you stopped at the red light. He didnt answer, you asked again and he just simply replied with a "Mh." So thats a no. You drove when you saw the red light jump to green.

Finally you two were home. You got out of the car and took most of Virgil's stuff. You went inside and dropped his stuff and took his dirty football bag up to the laundry room. You quickly turned on the washing machine and went back downstairs.

You saw your husband sitting at the table, scrolling on his phone. You stood behind him and saw him looking at the highlights of tonight.

"Baby, you and your team did their best. You all tried. You cant always win. Yes winning is fun but losing is apart of it. And those highlights, dont look at them. They'll make you more upset. Just know that im very proud of you that you tried. Trying is all that matters! I love you." You said, now sitting across of him and his phone in your hands. He looked at you with tears in his eyes. You nodded at him, then to the couch. Trying to say "lets go to the couch and hug for a bit"

As soon he was hugging you he cried softly. You hugged him and told him "its okay" and "im here baby, im proud of you" you felt so bad for him. You couldnt help but let a tear run down your cheeks as well. After Virgil calmed down you asked him.

"Virgil, you need to eat something. What if i make you some lasagne." It was his favorite and it was quick to make. He hummed and sat back, letting you go. Before you went to the kitchen you put on his favorite Netflix serie to distract and calm him.

In the kitchen you prepared the lasagna. You waited to hear the oven ping, for it to be done. While waiting you heard Virgil laugh, wich made you feel warm. You were finally calmed down by hearing his laughter. *PING!* You heard. The pinging took you out of your own thoughts. You took the lasagna out and placed it on the counter, you grabbed a plate and a knife. You cut a piece of lasagna and places it on the plate. You grabbed a knife, fork and a kitchen towel, just in case if Virgil dropped some food.

You walked over to the living room and placed the food on the table infront of Virgil. He was to focused on the Tv serie so you sat next to him and said

"Baby, your food is done." And pointed at the food. He looked at your finger, then took the food. He sat up straight, taking the utensils. He placed to plate on his lap and cut the lasagna. He always ate nicely, but with lasagna, he ate like a child. Cutting everything to little pieces and ate it. Sauce all over his chin and lips. It was funny but comforting at the same time. You sat there, admiring your messy but beautiful husband.

"Heb ik iets op me gezicht, schat?" While chewing on his food. You giggled (Do i have something on my face, babe?)

"Nee, je hebt zeker niet overal saus zitten op je gezicht." You sarcastically replied and took the towel and cleaned his mouth and chin up. He smiled and thanked you. (No, you definitely dont have sauce everywhere on your face.)

You just sat back and watched the show. Virgil was done with his food and cleaned his face again. He layed on your chest and you both drifted into sleep. Before you completely fell asleep you heard a little

"Thank you for the food and taking care of me, baby. I love you so much." He said and hummed.

"Its not a problem, thats why im here, honey. I love you too." You replied and kissed his head. You both fell asleep in each others arms.

#virgil van dijk #football fluff #fluff #tumblr2023 #liverpool #football #comfort #cute #anonymous asks<3 #anon request #inlovewithvirgil

[omgcatboi]

What do you end up eating on a 10k calorie day?

Its usually on the days I eat a 4k cal family lasagna. I usually eat it in one sitting early in the day. I get hungry again about three hours later, and will make another meal. Usually something with potatoes and meat, though I plan to replace pretty much all meat with weight gain shakes soon. And resorting to only ordering out for meats.

After that, about two hours later, I'll have a bowl of sugary cereal and ice cream. Then I'll want a snack, so usually some chips with a ton of french onion dip. Or cake.

Then there's the snacking throughout the day on stuff like corn dogs, pizza rolls, ramen and Mac n cheese.

I also have days where I'll order 2 meals at once on door dash and that'll get me started. Usually my doordash meals look like this:

Btw I'm absolutely open to receiving help for ordering food! My cash app is tubbycow if anyone is interested 😁 I can use the help, as I only have 150$ a week to work with due to being disabled.

Usually when someone buys me food, I'll send custom videos and pics to them.

#calories tw #fatty answers

[t-h-i-n-g]

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!!! 57 with Max will be so so CUTE!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS btw 😘

a/n: HI HI YOU WERE COMPLETELY RIGHT THIS TURNED OUT SO SWEET MY TEETH ARE FALLING OUT ITS BY FAR MY MOST FAV PEICE FOR THIS EVENT AND TYTYTU I HOPE YOU LIKE IT this is aged up max btw.

word count: 500+

200 followers event masterlist

57. “it’s your turn to do the dishes.” “let’s get a divorce.” “we aren’t married yet, my love.” “well we sure as hell aren’t getting married now.”

You grabbed the remaining plates and dishes that were scattered across the table and brought them to the kitchen. Setting them in the sink and rinsing them quickly. When you returned back to the dining room you were met with the sight of Max slouching in her chair, a hand placed on her stomach. A groan left her lips as she continued to slide down the woods. Maybe just maybe she shouldn't have ate that extra plate of lasagna.

A chuckle left your lips as your rested a hand on the table, leaning into it.

"It's your turn to do the dishes," you informed, tossing a dish rag at her. She gave you a rather offended expression, letting the cloth fall to the floor without a second glance.

"You think I can do that in my condition? Let's get a divorce." You let out a snort.

"We aren't married yet, my love."

"Well we sure as hell aren't getting married now. I'll take the ring back." You hummed in response, rather amused.

"You sure you want to?" Max pursed her lips pretending to think about it

"Probably not, but I don't know if I can live with a lover who makes me do hard labor when I'm physically struggling."

"And want are you physically struggling with?" You questioned, approaching her, placing both hands on either arm of her chair, traping her.

"I'm pregnant. Are you really gonna make a pregnant woman get up and make her do work?" Your eyes widened in fake shock.

"You are? Do you know what youre having?"

"A food baby," she stated, slapping her stomach lightly. You through your head back in laughter. Max admired your smile and let out a chuckle as well. Placing her own hands on your hips and pulling you down to rest on her lap.

*Carful don't want to crush the food baby," you warned. Max shrugged jokingly.

"Meh, I didn't really want a kid right now anyways, got other things focused on my mind," she mumbled, grabbing your hand and admiring the ring on your finger. You followed her eyes as she scanned over it.

"You picked out a good one," you stated. Max scoffed.

"Well, of course I did. You think I'd get anything but the best for you?" You beamed at her shaking your head.

"Only the best from you," you whispered against her lips. She leaned forward connecting yours to hers. Slowly your mouths moved together. You hummed gently against her. Pulling away she scanned your features with a loving stare.

"You deserve the best," she murmured, admiring your eyes. You cupped her face and traced her cheeks as her thumbs rubbed your sides gently.

"This isn't going to get you out of doing the dishes I hope you know. It is your tur-"

"I take back everything I just said."

"Max!"

"Do them with me and I'll forgive you."

"Forgive me?"

"Yes, you're highly offending me right now."

"Oh my gosh-"

"Join me "

"Fine! Fine! You wash, I'll dry, deal?"

"Deal."

#200 followers #max mayfield x you #max mayfield x y/n #max mayfeild #max mayfield x reader #max mayfield x yn #max mayfield

[clatterbane]

Tonight's plan: some basic very American style lasagna! Full of cheesy goodness, and assembled in advance last night.

I had been wanting some for a while, and actually included cheeses and stuff for a nice batch in the last grocery order. But, I finally got around to making a big batch (by recent two-person standards) of meaty pasta sauce yesterday.

We had that with spaghetti for supper, then I did get my ass in gear to use the rest for lasagna. Supplemented with some jarred stuff mixed in, but hey. It's all good.

A couple of foil pans in the freezer (around 1L each?), off my little night shift production line. They're still laid out flat on a cutting board for freezing, but need to be shuffled around to a better temporary home in there.

These are actually made with a mix of ricotta and small curd cottage cheese, because I got an urge for closer to what I grew up with at home. But, access to ricotta is of course much easier these days, and combining the two makes for a great texture balance.

The bigger pan for tonight also got a layer of sliced zucchini worked in, because we had half a big one that needed to be used. Mr. C doesn't much like squash, but he doesn't really object when it's worked into something like this.

One great tentative tip for dealing with the no-boil noodles, btw:

The gluten free varieties I have tried behave particularly unpredictably when used dry as directed, and you never know how they're going to absorb liquid. Either you're left with weird-textured gummy half-cooked noodles glumping around in an overly soupy mess, or ditto but after slurping up all the liquid available. It's not good, and I honestly just thought all the ones I was finding in stores were shit.

But, I am stubborn. In past, I have tried the hot water soak approach to rehydrate the things before cooking, but that is a gigantic PITA. They WILL weld themselves together in a heartbeat if they touch at all. Enter big awkward baking sheets, and pieces of aluminum foil to separate the well spaced-out single layers. Much better (read: pretty normal for fresh or preboiled noodles!) results when cooked. Using them rehydrated, you can also easily cut the noodles up to piece into your pan better. ✂️

But, fuck that noise. At least before cooking, soaking them for a longer time in room temperature water like rice noodles this time did, indeed, seem to get about the same flexible results. With the benefit of just being able to throw them all together in a pot of water without sticking. We'll see after these are cooked! But, AFAICT the trick is to get the dry pasta rehydrated.

I thought I could fit another layer in all of those pans, and even counted out the necessary number of noodles to fit! But, these things do tend to grow out of control, and those are not the deepest pans. I got fed up and just shoved them in the fridge last night. (Actually layered with plastic wrap this time, because I did not trust them not to glue themselves together while sitting.)

So, I guess we have some surplus soaked noodles to use up somehow within the next few days! Either that, or I can concoct another freezer delight with different ingredients. There were more than enough noodles left for that size foil pan, but I actually judged about right on the amount of other lasagna ingredients needed for what's already made.

#food #lasagna #clatterbane's half assed cooking show #gluten free #pasta

[high-metafive]

tomolife screenshots pt 3

gay ass makoto pose

mako and nahobino were dating but they bork up :'(

by the way if their appearances change its bc im always changing them (im nitpicky w it)

kotone tried to ask out nanashi but he was still with naoya so he declined but then naoya shortly after left him for makoto so uhhhhh.... oops

jonaflynn married after AGES of dating. and went to china

drinking a coffee with my Narrative Clone

just some regular cute screenshots nothing sillay here

gay lasagna

obligatory catboy jokes

kotone and tatsuya dated for Less than ONE day

japan vacation :3

gayjoker.jpg

The News

oh yeah they divorced btw. like shortly after this

the mako/naoya ship sails while the long running naoya/nanashi break up.. sad

this flashback potentially goes on forever btw and the supers get faster its great. i wanted to see how long it would go on. a tribute to my favorite gays... well its ok they moved on LOL

also nahobino and yu started dating idk if i screenshot it. anyway next time on dragon ball z

#megatomo #megaten

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

dave has a side hoe???

Mom confronted him about his cheating last year when Bethy ratted him out. He was sending money, which we needed for food or to pay for somewhere to stay, to a random chick and tried to force Bethy to keep it quiet. Turns out, it was a woman who volunteers at the local Salvation Army. Who knows he's got a fiancée btw. She was cooking him full meals at her home for months and giving him things they couldn't give to the homeless ppl at the shelters(cuz you can't guarantee if someone's allergic to a specific food item or not).

He was eating things curry chicken, lasagna, and gumbo for months before he'd come back from 'work' every day complaining of working all day and going hungry. Bethy went with him one time, saw what was going on, and narked right then and there.

Unfortunately, we need his ass around because mom is no longer able-bodied enough to do what he can, and I have no knowledge/skills in these specific things. I'm too blind to even be able to legally drive. After months of not helping out at all, he finally started working again, so his daily pay from his temp boss is what helps keep us out of the van permanently. Unfortunately, he doesn't get paid the same every day, so it's hit or miss a couple times a week.

He got so offended when mom called him out too. She had the exact amount of money he was sending over every day($45) of the week, had the name of the woman, and even her address. Bethy wasn't holding back, she was in the front seat and texting mom the entire time and his ass never noticed.

So there is an underlying discomfort in everything when he's around cuz he knows mom never forgets anything. That's why he's always trying to not be around when serious shit has to be done. Unfortunately, he also can't function without mom now cuz his ass refused to learn how to read and write properly, and he can't support himself by himself as a result. He needs to be hand-held just as much as she does, so they're stuck.

It's a relationship that was doomed to failure and only truly revealed its roots when he got us evicted from our apartment of 20 years back in 2016. We've been house hopping/homeless ever since and it's forced us to see his truly terrible side up close and in great detail cuz he's been making the worst ever decisions without consulting anyone(and made even worse cuz he's willfully illiterate).

#poverty #his ass annoys me so much #and you think it's bad my sperm donor is STILL WORSE how the fuck does he manage it?

[zombinary]

Nora absolutely takes labels and things seriously btw so like...

Idk some advertisement for some pie and its like.. "Just like your mother used to make!" she'll go "...mama hated sweet things. she never made pie. why lie?"

she wouldnt fall for a scam thing though just... "free lasagna now...? oh, no thank you. im not hungry right now! :.-)"

turns it down like its an offer but very politely

#yknow what i mean? just a little thought pops up in her head and maybe she'll tell somebody abt it later #and theyll go nora thats not what that meant and shell pause for a long while #then a quiet oh! and she'll go back to what she was doing #and its another tuesday for her #Nora OC

[smiuffzo]

btw im cooking up a randy dandy too hehee its a big piece tho so i have to charge my batteries first

have these very funny colour tests

#doodlesoup #im going to drink SOO much battery acid to do so mm

[rainbowgothdisaster]

Gimme 11, 14, 16 & 29 :3

11. anything from your childhood you’ve held on to?

theres not as much as id like bcuz i lost a bunch of stuff when i was 12 and of whats left i dont have a lot of stuff with me at this house buuuuuuuuuut!!!!

this is Lamby!!!!! ive had her (and her friends who're at the other house) since i was an itty bitty baby jewel, shes a handmedown from my cousin and i kept her in PRISTINE condition!!!!! asid from her tag which is 100% faded no words visible (shes hanging out with sampson in that bedroom art)

like 90% of the stuff i still have from before the custody change is stuffies and various toys, there's Lamby, Prince (a pink horse), Kitty (a pink cat), Unicorn (a yellow unicorn), Deery (a brown deer with antlers but ive always called her a girl so yknow babby me says trans rights), a dog i dont remember the name of, and a couple other things like a DJPON3 equestria girls doll, a recently found rarity plush, and a real tiara from an old halloween costume. i also have a ukelele from my 14th birthday that i named Mikkie and painted but never learned to play

i..... have attachment issues. and maybe a slight hoarding problem. but yeah anything i still have was either already at these houses or mum managed to give to me before abandoning the old place

14. do you think you’re dehydrated?

ACTUALLY NO FOR ONCE!!! i decided i wanted to finish my 'reminder' stickers so i got my pink and pastels leopard print thermos a friends mom gave to me and put my 'drink water' sticker on it

16. thoughts on mint chocolate chip?

idk if mints sposed to burn but mint burns me to the point i cant brush my teeth with mint tooth paste, i cant eat peppermint or chew mint gum and i cant eat mint chocolate chip

i actually cant breathe around mint either, like i legit start choking and start having an asthma attack

29. preferred pasta noodle?

i eat chef boyardee overstuffed ravioli multiple times a week so probably ravioli

i like gnocci a lot but i only had it once in france, i like lasagna A LOT veggie lasagna is fucking delish, conchiglie is used in pasta salad which is really good too, ziti is always fun when youve got cheese involved, and of course my autistic ass loves me some mac n cheese !!

basically, anything BUT spaghetti unless its chef boyardee. which is tragic bcuz my family pretty much exclusively makes spaghetti (which btw they started adding mushrooms and onions TO the sauce which. is rude). i fucking hate spaghetti bcuz it fucking dries and gets stiff and is such a bad fucking texture. its........ fine.......... if you order it in a resturant or something. its not the best but im not gunna freak over it, i just cannot handle when it dries. i have legit just spit it out immediately when it gets like that. like it icks my ARFID as soon as it gets even close to that.

[kyriemrmister]

tw time prison fic but

the po honda civic post was on my dash and even though there's So Much Wrong with the time prison fic there's also some lines and moments that live in my head rent-free because i love to torment myself with continuing to read it

(elw*nn j*mes my beloathed, tw for mentions of genitalia, daddy kink, slurs, madness combat mentions, sex jokes, five nights at freddy's mentions, pee jokes, poop jokes, sexualization of minors in a smutless manner, mention of drugs and drug trips, and the fact this is a long post about a very cursed crossover fic that i can describe as 'loud house revamped meets tails gets trolled' quite easily. don't click the read more if you can't handle/have triggers towards these things, just scroll past and don't barge into my askbox about it. curate your experience or perish.)

socks getting drunk on vanilla extract (like the meme) and hallucinating that ghosts stole his balls, and the narration reiterating that since he's transmasc he wasn't born with them

oc catgirl fursona tells him that. which only convinces socks that ghosts timetravelled back in time, went into his mother's womb, stole his balls and made him trans

scooby-doo parody in the reboot that involves socks, seiya, shiryu and hyoga trying to bust a ghost in a manner like ghostbusters that somehow shoves a half life full life consequences ("zombie goasts leave this place") AND a the exorcist ("the power of christ compels you") reference one after the other in the dialogue (hyoga says both) and when that doesn't work seiya just tries to intimidate the ghost by flirting/screaming at it

said sequence also involves seiya calling shiryu an 'egirl son of a bitch' (??? i guess shiryu's daphne?) and the ghost isn't even a ghost, it's davy jones in the onion armor from the dark souls memes and davy is just delivering catnip to oc catgirl fursona

seiya is punished for there not being any actual ghost and is forced to clean clearly self-insert mike nesmith's fireplace in a sexy catgirl maid outfit

ikki in this fic works for peppino's pizza as a delivery person and his first delivery is to snick's house, who transforms into, not snick.exe but a 'sanic'-ified version of himself and chases ikki while the sanic meme music plays, bassboosted low quality and all

oc madness combat employer makes mike nesmith x reader fics and they are accidentally printed on the group's printer and this somehow leads to the fic's version of mike porking her

peppino gets a giant purple pizza cutter with angelic runes that translate to the 'pizza pasta put it in a box' ditty, and when they're read out loud the person that read the runes gets attacked by a horde of ghost rats

micky asking if davy needs anything at the store. davy says she wants to fuck. micky's response is, verbatim: "they don't have that."

the peppino weed trip sequence that is set to running in the 90s, features peppino getting beat up by a plethora of cameos, including jd knudson from loud house revamped, cecil from nightvale, and the fish from sharktale

also it ends with him getting jumpscared by freddy fazbear, and then "you have hurt peppino" in the dark souls font with that "game over yeeeeaaaah" soundclip playing over it

messing with the storyline of head (1968) somehow by having the setting's gods trap the victor mature character in the traptanium from fuckign skylanders. this traptanium powers a city in the arctic btw

one bit that takes place in peppino's has the noise breaking through the wall, t-posing, in a sexy catgirl maid outfit (when one of these is involved in the story its always a joke btw) and the fuckibg nyan cat song plays at full volume

peppino's response is um, this: "You sonnuva rotten lasagna! I'm gonna beat-a the mcfuckin' shit outta you and your tiny little dick!"

he doesn't get to. ikki just uses the phoenix cloth and 'omae wa mou shindeiru's him while saying that line verbatim

seiya and hyoga argument that involves the lines 'fuck your stupid baka life' and 'if it pisses like a duck it shits like one too'

mike breaks up the argument and seiya calls him 'daddy'. mike slaps him and kinkshames him because he's not part of the harem and therefore cannot call him daddy

also the time prison bit originates from an actual plot development that never gets mentioned again where the guy who gets thrown there and talks about it is kyle carrozza of funny music project and mighty magiswords fame

luke ski gets tossed into the sea of japan and becomes, basically, monica from ddlc and gets so clingy and attached to kyle he erases his GODDAMN IRL WIFE from existence

the ending of the original fic involves mike killing valo by using an attack so powerful it just destroys the entirety of reality (previously established to be everything fictional, including fanfiction, as well as our reality) and everyone and everything in it and it breaks everything so bad reality as a whole has to be rebooted

i wouldn't recommend it.

#layne.txt #this fic gives me a headache if i read it too long #i'm just baffled on how weird it is #btw for the most part it's a serious fic #the writers have the worst sense of humor tho and it SHOWS

[prettylittleghostboy]

Btw according to my little 8 year old minion

Its Basagna not lasagna and its gross

French fries are made from baked potatoes

Macaroni and cheese from Olive garden be bussin

Jokes are random words just throw together

Onions and Basagna are the devil work

Andy's mints are not mint and chocolate but ice cream flavored candy

She can not be trusted to "drive" the kids car shopping cart that is pushed for her because she "me" will crash, very bad driver

You simply must try her mac and cheese its to die for, if she shares her's, you have to share yours

The word poop and burping is hilarious (it truly is)

Dining and dashing is when we leave but i am still drinking my water so she dives under the table and says "gimme gimme" to her drink and then proceeds to get lost until i rescue her

She does indeed have that candy money (money for candy)

She's old enough to take on the extreme challenges of super sour candy

More to come in later updates, stay tuned.