MAKING A BIG OL POST OF EVERYTHING I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THE NEW SPOOKY MONTH BECAUSE HOLY SHITTTT THERES A LOT
‼️‼️SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY‼️‼️
THE THIEVES ARE BACK WOOOOOOOO!! IVE MISSED THEM SM
also eepy lila
while gathering images for this ive noticed that the "pile of dexter" as im calling it is staring at the thieves the whole time they're in the attic (specifically fat thief)
is he somehow still alive???? just possessing a pile of dead doll????????
so cool to see the big ass spider get some actual relevance!! def gonna be important next episode for sure
ROSS'S DAD!!!!!!!!
also jaune is so pretty with her hair down like omggg... love to see her being such a supportive friend to lila as well
"are you throwing away dad's stuff mom?" WAAAAAA MY POOR BABYYY IM GONNA CRYYY
HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN
theyre so me
DEXTERRRRJRJRJRHSHSHDBBDBSB!!+!!!!!(!!
"this cat looks sick im taking it to the vet" BULLSHIT i know what you are. 👁️👁️
DEXTER'S MOM!?!?????!?!?!?!?!!!??? i had no idea she would ever show up like wow i did not expect to see her at all
poor little babies and their lack of parents
ok sorry ik im joking here but MAN this scene made me feel bad 😭😭😭
THE FUCK.
pretty sure this dude is the same guy as the "costume bob" in the last episode??? i felt bad for him last time but here he seems like kind of a pathetic and weird ass man ngl lol
RADFORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!(!!(;+;!;(;;(;??;(;;!!(+!!++!(++!
HES SUCH A GOD DAMN SILLY NERD MAN LIKEEEEE "he even sounds like he does in the movies!!!!!!" BROOOO I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM DJJDGWHDHSHFH
he is EXACTLY how i pictured he would be!! my brain is not gonna shut up about him for the next few days i just know it HAHAHAH
also my caramelpopcorn (thats their ship name right?? or was it candycorn??? i forgor lol) heart is completely full, i loved actually seeing him and kevin canonically interact, they are perfect <3
HES IN THE CANDY CLUB OUTFIRTBD RJSHNF EBDJFBSBDJC EJDUFBEBW DKXN SCUEBFNFBRJSJCJCHDB!!!!(!!!!!;+;(;!!(+!!
"im... uh... like an uncle!!" "i just wanna help the children..." BROO??? feeling kinda bad for frank rn, these are like the only kids he genuinely cares about and hes being turned away from em
ik hes a shady guy but STILL
GREGOR LOOKS SO GOOFY DOING THE DANCE JDBDHSHFHD LIKE WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THATTTTT
also i made this gif myself yall better like it
aaaaaaaaaand dexter's mom is dead.
like son like mother i guess 💀
love how ignacio's door has small little boards on it from when they bashed it with a hammer HAHAHHA
also, looking at the inside of ignacio's house, is that john's family on the little table there???
one of the images in the arg gives a better look at this, but i had no idea it was in IGNACIO'S HOUSE of all places. why does he have that??? and right by the gun too.... what is this silly cult man planning......
(the arg image in question if yall were wondering)
"we understand you" "we're here for you dude" "thank you guys, i just wish things weren't so..." HATZGANG FRIENDSHIP WAAAAA!!!!!
also ROY HAS BEEN THROUGH SHIT MY POOR GUYYYY i wanna hug him mannnn 🥺
IMAGE LIMIT IS KILLING ME SO IM GONNA REBLOG THIS WITH MORE SHIT TO SAY BECAUSE I AM NOT DONE MANNN‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Ruby: Ah man, this midnight fishing is great.
Jaune: Sounds like someone doesn't want to go home.
Ruby: Yeah, I'm laying low. It's the anniversary of a huge fight Weiss and I had.
Oscar: Oh yeah? What was it about?
Ruby: I forgot our anniversary! Never gonna do that again.
*Jaune and Oscar look at each other*
Oscar: Uhh-
Jaune: *holds his hand out to shush him*
Ruby:
Ruby:
Ruby: AAGGGHHHH FUCK!
Jaune: There it is.
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Jaune: *age 40* Hey guys! 👋 😃
Nora: Jaune-Jaune?! What happened to your face?! You trimmed off all your face fur!
Jaune: What? I just felt like a change is all!
Ren: …wow. You certainly look…younger…without your beard.
Jaune: Yeah, I guess I still have a terminal case of “baby face,” don’t I…? It’s not too bad, though, is it?
Nora: It looks so weird! You’re a grown man with the face of a child!
Ren: It IS a little unsettling…
Jaune: Really? Pyrrha didn’t like it either…
Pyrrha: *sobbing* My husband looks like my teenaged son! I feel like I should call the police on myself for touching him! Please grow your beard back! 😭
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Jaune: I don't care what you have to say about Nora! She's the strongest, bravest, most beautiful woman I have ever met, and I'll never stop loving her!
Nora: Jaune?
Jaune: Nora!
Nora: You had me at pancakes~.
Jaune: I didn't say pancakes.
Nora: Well, I was thinking it~.
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Jaune: *Slightly out of breath* Wow... You were incredible...
Neo: *Kneeling in front of Jaune, smiling seductively at him as she wipes her mouth*
Jaune: W-Well, here's your 50 lien.
Neo: *Takes the money, before handing Jaune a piece of paper*
Jaune: What's this?
Neo: *Pulls up sign* "Forged Transcripts for 50 Lien!"
Jaune: But I was only paying for the blow-
Neo: *Flips sign* "That Was Free!"
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Atlas/Post-Atlas Reunion
Mr. Arc: Holy shit you actually became a Huntsman, I mean you got your license through different means and I mean I had absolutely 0 confidence that you’d be able to do it at all but goddamn kid you actually fucking did it. I really thought you were a lost cause.
Jaune: Gee, thanks for believing in me, dad…
Mr. Arc: You’re welcome
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First Impressions
Patroclus Nikos: *sips his tea* I must say, young man, you seem very nice and trustworthy! I’m happy to see that our little warrior princess is in a relationship!
Pyrrha: Daaaaaad…! Stoooooop…!
Jaune: *awkwardly sips his tea* Thanks, mister Nikos! Pyrrha’s a very special girl!
Achilles Nikos: *squeezes Jaune’s biceps* Ha! And quite a strong lad too! Just what I wanted to see in my daughter’s first boyfriend! She’s always been a little firecracker, and it takes some grit to keep up with her!
Pyrrha: *blushing* Father, please!!!
Jaune: Well, Pyrrha’s really the reason I started training so much! She has a really tough workout regimen! 😅
Patroclus: *leans against his husband* I’m so happy our little girl has found someone to care for her, but I’m even happier that meeting Pyrrha’s boyfriend wasn’t an embarrassing disaster like when I met Achilles’ family!
Achilles: Let’s not tell that story! Our daughter and her boyfriend don’t need to hear about something that embarrassing…! 😫
Jaune: *glances at Pyrrha* 😒
Pyrrha: *uncomfortably poking her fingers together and avoiding eye contact* 😥
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A few weeks ago…
Pyrrha: Back away from MY MAN, you hussies!!! I sculpted this butt from noodly clay, and I’m not about to give up my good boy to a gaggle of blonde bimbos, no matter how beautiful you are! You didn’t want him before, you don’t get to thirst over him now! *brandishing her spear with one hand and groping Jaune’s ass with the other to stake her claim*
Jaune: …uh…Pyrrha, meet my sisters! *gestures to the seven blonde women being threatened by his partner*
Arc Sisters: 😒
Pyrrha: Your…sisters…? 😨
Jaune: …also, my mom…
Mama Arc: 🤨
Pyrrha: 😱
Jaune: …and…you’re still grabbing my butt…! 😣
Pyrrha: 🫣
Papa Arc: …I like this girl! 🤣
(This happened immediately afterwards!)
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