#Love Guaranteed

[haveyouseenthisromcom]

#movies #polls #love guaranteed #rachael leigh cook #damon wayans jr. #mark steven johnson #active

[don-dake]

《愛情全保》 (2006) 第三集

#Wish I could pet a GSD once more! #Used to have an aunt who had GSDs but that was a long time ago… #Wish I can own one but I know I can't afford to and it's not just monetary costs I'm talking about but that certainly is a big factor! #Owning pets here (dogs and cats especially) is fast becoming a matter of luxury #Even if one adopts from a shelter…it's the upkeep of an animal that will really cost! Anyway… #HK Drama #TVB #Love Guaranteed #Melissa Ng #Paul Chun #German Shepherd #Dog #Dogs #My Caps

[sweaty-confetti]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT” #I guarantee she’d hate it nontheless #just saying that the way some of y’all treat fat guys is seriously disgusting #and a lot of em end up falling down the incel and rightwing pipelines because of it #fatphobia #antimasculism #fatphobes #male fatphobia #transandrophobia #anti transmasculinity

[tarabyte3]

Hey fanfiction writers: If no one's ever told you this before, it's not just fanfiction.

It's something you spent hours, days, maybe even months on, pouring your heart out onto a page because you were so full of passion and thoughts about a story or characters, you felt like you were going to explode if you didn't get it out. Maybe you lost sleep because your mind was racing with ideas or you forgot to eat or drink water because you were so focused. Maybe your back aches from being hunched over for so long, unmoving. Maybe you even felt like you were going a little feral because you were so excited about what you were creating, or were frustrated when you got stuck. Either way, you put your heart, mind, soul, and body into making something.

It's okay to want people to read it, and it's okay if you're disappointed that they don't or it doesn't get as much of a reaction as you were hoping for. Humans are social creatures. Sure, we write for ourselves, but we also share because the joy of doing so is just as powerful as the joy of the process. Of having created something.

We all experience that joy and that disappointment, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

So it's okay. It's not just fanfiction.

#writing #fic writing #fanfiction #fanfic #writlbr #just had to get this out there #fanfiction has brought me so much joy for ~25 years now #big thank you to everyone that feels sad about their stuff and still writes anyway #i love you and i appreciate you #and i guarantee i'm not the only one

[lotus-pear]

it doesn't matter how babygirl ur fav man is, he will ALWAYS be ten times sexier as a woman

#PLEASE be respectful in the tags for the love of god #drawing the fav is sm fun when they're genderbent like wow now i can be attracted to ANOTHER version of you😍 #im so glad all of nakahara chuuya's fans are lesbians this guarantees my post will reach its target audience #i felt very straight drawing this btw. my nose was NOT bleeding. i did NOT constantly hear a ringing noise. #bsd would infinitely be better if the entire cast was made up of women #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #fem chuuya #also no hat im sry i cant draw hats💔 #maybe in another post #lotus draws

[dailyeohkakyoin]

the crusaders do have a healer.

they don't like to talk about it.

#jjba #kakyoin noriaki #kujo jotaro #joseph joestar #muhammad avdol #daily #((bet you thought i abandoned this blog. well jokes on YOU. i havent stopped thinking about it ONCE since i started it.)) #((the guilt is killing me. but not really. anyway this is 100% canon to my blog's continuity and you may quote me on that.)) #((i cannot guarantee regular updates going forward but i am at the very least trying to get back on track!)) #((regardless! hope you enjoy this silly joke. i spent a long time on it and i definitely had more to say about it but i forgot.)) #((peace and love💚))

[efplanning]

random elderly married lopunny and gardevoir couple in efverse...

#pokemon #gardevoir #lopunny #my art #as much as i would love to say “what if these were the only lopunny and gardevoir we met in the story lol” i cant guarantee it so... #even as fun as i think it would be for that to be the case.... #unrelated

[the-crooked-library]

i think the primary reason why K/S has such overwhelming appeal is and always shall be that it is, at its core, a soulmate bond that has to be forged. the only way a t'hy'la bond can manifest is through shared toil, hardships, and undying devotion; it must be given effort and put together piece by piece - but at the same time, by the nature of its creation, it alters all realities on a cosmic level, to the point that Kirk and Spock must meet in every universe.

t'hy'la is not spontaneous. it is not a soulmate mark, it doesn't spring to life at first sight or first touch or first word. it is destined - because it is chosen, time and time again. you cannot have one without the other

#star trek #spirk #k/s #spock #kirk #s'chn t'gai spock #james t kirk #captain kirk #see it's about the will of two people intertwined with the will of the stars. it's about devotion being the Point #k/s said Do Not Separate #so the universe said ugh fine but no soulmate marks no freebies no guarantee you'll ever know each other or fall in love again #and k/s said Bet #see the core appeal of the soulmate tropes is not Spontaneity. it's Reassurance #it is a guarantee that someone out there is Meant to love you and it appeals to people who have been fundamentally Unloved #and k/s still absolutely has That #but at the same time. the core appeal of a slowburn is the time and effort and history it takes to build something lasting and powerful #and k/s is also That in every way #you cannot have one without the other #no destiny without love no love without effort no effort without will no will without life no life without destiny #and it all goes full circle #k/s said we will be Destined because we will make it so

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A collection of Poorly Drawn Cats

(Part 2)

#poorly drawn cats #I had a very fun time drawing these! I love how cats contort into strange shapes! #Backstory to this was me asking people to show me their cat. All of them were amazing photos. #Cat photos always have a very good energy and I really needed it! #Thank you to everyone who took the time to show me and tell me about their cat. #You too can tell me about your cat. I may (MAY. NO GUARENTEE) do another round in the future. #Know that it has a 100% guarantee of making me very happy B*) #...Drawing these made me miss the MDZS warrior cats AU. I still have a lot more to draw.

[peachypunchh]

thank you grizzly for sharing this with us after the new arthur art was posted on patreon

arthur bennett you will never be ugly to me <3

#jrwi #jrwi show #the suckening #jrwi the suckening #jrwi arthur #arthur bennett #jrwi arthur bennett #HOT CHARACTERS IS THE GRIZZLY GUARANTEE #ngl though grizzly knew what he was doing when he went for that motorcycle helmet #if celty can make the helmet look sexy so can arthur #this is a durarara post now actually i love women on motorcycles

[moonilit]

Tignari is the embodiment of the 'I'm a healer but' meme

#I love him so much wht #my savengs nooo #im offering my guarantee plz respond #he holds the only responsible brain cell in the avadia forest and is out of patience #genshin impact #he would adopt someone accidentally and then grunt #tignari

[don-dake]

最近睇返呢齣戲。呢個連續劇都唔錯嘅，雖然唔算得上係咩經典，但都幾好笑嘅。而對我嚟講，佢最大嘅優點就係第一，有我喜歡嘅演員吳美珩出場，第二，就係有得睇到我喜歡嘅犬種之一：德國牧羊犬！（笑）

仲有喺第一集就學到新詞！真係賺到！第一次睇呢齣劇時係睇到國語（普通話）版嘅，所以呢個重複觀看其實係我第一次聽到用原聲廣東話嘅播放。而託吳美珩角色嘅福，又學到嘢啦！

廣東話：「佢呢個人呀！最叻就係走精面同埋托大腳嘅！」

普通话：「他这个人最会投机取巧以及拍马屁。」

廣東話：「個個都話佢成日笑口噬噬，把口𠺘過油。」

普通话：「都说他老是笑脸迎人，油嘴滑舌。」

新詞：走精面 (zau2 zeng1 min6)，托大腳 (tok3 daai6 goek3)，笑口噬噬 (siu3 hau2 sai4 sai4)，把口𠺘過油 (baa2 hau2 long3 gwo3 jau4)

《愛情全保》 (2006) 第一集

#Canto I learn? #Canto Practise #Cantonese #Dake Rambles #HK Drama #Love Guaranteed #TVB #Melissa Ng #Sunny Chan #Kenneth Ma #Paul Chun #German Shepherd #Dog #Dogs #My Caps #Chinese Language #Language

[itsmespicaa]

"Whoops, so sorry. Where are the shears for the least expensive clothes? Looks like it's not this one."

#chiori #genshin impact #chiori genshin #fanart #spica draws #translating directly from the CN teaser #THIS IS MY OFFERING TO HER PLS COME HOME EARLY PLSLSPLSPFDH AAAAAAAA I HAVE HER GUARANTEED BUT STILL QWQ EARLY WOULD BE AMAZING #good luck to everyone who's also pulling!!! #i love her so much its not even funny omg HFJKSDHF IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT !!!! i have everything ready for her qwq #i love elegant women who can kick my ass and call me names #her indifferent sassy and idgaf attitude is so....*chefs kiss*

[heynhay]

will you break and take all the words from my mouth?

#klance #voltron #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #IM BITING RIPPING AND TEARING #THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SONG I PROMISED. #THE LANCE SONG. #i will literally guarantee satisfaction if you just go listen #not to mention its a fucking banger in general #it gets a fucking 99% klance match score. it has tension. some resentment. lots of love. overwhelming everything. god #this comic would be like right around the beat drop at 2 min btw. #me finally putting lance thru it for once instead of keith LOL #tumblr user heynhay be like STORYTELLING THROUGH COLOR CAN WE USE THE PALETTE TO BUILD THE NARRATIVE PLEASE!!! #BUT BACK TO THE SONG #IT HAS EVERYTHING. EVEN REFERENCES TO BOOTS. LONG HAIR. OUTDATTED 80s FASHION. #REFERENCES TO BEING RUDE TO THEM IN ORDER TO GET THEIR ATTENTION. #REFERENCES TO BEING ANGRY BC YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABT THEM #i unironicallyt must have listened to this one hundreds of times on loop while drawing this. enjoy. #art #my art #btw keith is explaining some deranged shit hes like: (with big sparkly anime eyes) do you wanna go build a pipe bomb and blow up that bldng

[united-federation-of-trek]

i hate you subscription services. i hate you streaming. i hate you computers that aren’t made to be able to use dvds or cds. i hate you not being able to have anything as your own. i hate you having to endlessly pay for something you should only have to pay for once.

#feeling like i just want to guarantee that when streaming (inevitably) dies #i want my stuff to still be around #i hope people realize that streaming WILL die #nothing lasts forever #and when it does all the art and media you love and have paid for for years will not be there for you #rein rambles #not trek

[aq2003]

has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...

when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)

(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)

also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question

#i made a post abt it but deleted it bc it was speculating and i don't have the game bc i don't have a pc #but i found more screenshots and now.. i think it's a VERY real possibility they're going in this direction. #circe is in this game also. so i really need to see whether odysseus has any character specific dialogue about her #hard life when you can't even play the game and are hunting down bits of story from other people #hades game tag #hades 2 spoilers #sa mention #hades 2 #hades game #odysseus #penelope #i don't have any hard coping shipper brain on or anything but like. just. thinking about where his character can go given what we know #guaranteed penelope will be in this game too from how much she's brought up. we'll probably meet her on the surface #SO ITS LIKE. story wise. are we going to make a wife forgive her husband for cheating on her #or are we going to make a guy realize him being assaulted wasn't the same thing as him cheating on the love of his life #and i am heavily leaning towards the latter. #it's like if he genuinely did cheat on her and they grew apart what direction would his story go in. #how will us as the player help him in the same way we helped achilles/patroclus or orpheus/eurydice