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stabbing-in-the-dark · 1 year

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Giving Slashers flowers!!!

This post will include RZ Michael Myers, Jason, Billy Lenz, Thomas Hewitt, and Brahms Heelshire. Reader is gn or male. We're just starting to write so please be kind.

RZ Mikey

[Cue silent head tilt]

He understands the sentiment behind the gesture, but doesn't get why you'd give him flowers.

Poor guy doesn't think he deserves them :(

Will probably dry and/or press the flowers and incorporate the dried petals into his masks, and might even make you a mask of your own as a 'thank you' (wear it around him he will be ecstatic, even if he doesn't show it)

You had just come home from the grocery store, armfuls of stuff in your grip as you carry them to the kitchen. "Hey Michael, I'm home!" You figured he knew it was you anyway but you definitely wouldn't wanna be mistaken for an intruder.

Michael eventually wanders into the kitchen to see what you brought home (hes secretly hoping you brought candy, he has a hell of a sweet tooth). When he sees the bouquet of flowers, he picks them up and tugs at your sleeve. Holding them up with his head tilted as if to say, "What's with these?"

"Oh! Those are for you, Mikey." You smile up at him. He stands there for a moment, seemingly thinking before nodding and walking away, flowers in hand.

A few weeks later Michael walks up to you with a colourful mask, putting it in your lap and staring at you. You pick it up and inspect the details, realizing he had dried the flowers you gave him and used them as part of the mask.

You smile and stand, giving him a tight hug which he awkwardly reciprocates, then put on your mask. "Its beautiful, Michael, thank you."

Jason Voorhees

When i tell you this man will just about sob from joy-

The fact that you love him and want to be around him is already more than he's ever hoped for but you bringing him flowers? Swoon

You will absolutely get a massive bear hug cuz i know for a fact this momma's boy is a hugger

You had decided to go for a little hike around the camp while Jason was off setting his traps. It was a beautiful day and you didn't wanna waste it indoors.

While on this hike you collected the wildflowers and wild blueberries along the trail, as a little gift for Jason. By the time you got back to the cabin, you had a proper fistful of flowers and maybe a pint of the blueberries, lucky you! You got to the sweet berries before the deer did.

When Jason finally got back you greeted him with a kiss on the cheek of his hockey mask and the little bouqet. "I picked you some flowers, handsome!" Jason takes them gingerly and grabs a mug, filling it with water to use as a vase.

Once he sets the flowers in the mug he turns back to you and scoops you up in a firm but careful bear hug, muffled sniffles echoing from under his mask. "Thank you, love." He signs after gently setting you back down on your feet. You smile and take his hand, "I also picked some blueberries, wanna help me make some muffins?" He nods eagerly as you lead him to the kitchen.

Billy Lenz

Lets be real this gremlin of a man would try to eat them if you'd let him. (Dude 100% has an oral fixation and 0 sense of self control)

Will cling to you even more than usual. Mans is a cuddler through and through.

"Pretty Boy brought Billy a gift!!!"

Will also happy stim as he rambles about how sweet you are and probably brag about you to your cat (writing this as if yall aint in the sorority house) "Billy has the sweetest boyfriend ever!"

"Billy, I'm home!" You call as you walk in the door. You head up to your room to see billy laying on the bed with your cat, holding it above him and giggling loudly. "Havin fun cutie? I picked up some new sweaters for you, nice n' soft just how you like." He smiles up at you and places the cat down. "Pretty [y/n] always picks the best sweaters." He states as he sits up.

"I also got you something else."

"Surprise for Billy?"

"Yes, surprise for Billy." You pull the flowers from behind your back, earning a delighted squeal and some happy wiggles from your boyfriend. He quickly snatched them from your hand and shoved his face into the vibrant blossoms, only to sneeze immediately.

(I AM A BILLY LENZ KITTEN SNEEZE TRUTHER YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE)

You laugh softly at his antics and give him a kiss on the forehead. "Why dont I put these in a vase, then we can cuddle n watch some cartoons?"

"Yes please!!!" Billy grins, picking up the cat and following you back downstairs.

Thomas Hewitt

Will probably also cry tbh, another momma's boy who thrives off of affection

You'll probably need to tell Hoyt off though cuz he's gonna dog on Tommy for bein a pansy or some shit

But really this man is so whipped for you he's going to cherish anything you give him.

He's sentimental for sure so i see him asking Luda to press any flowers you give him to keep forever

You were just finishing up setting the beartraps around the Hewitt property when you noticed some wildflowers in the treeline.

After setting the last trap you headed over to the patch of flowers, picking a handful and binding them with some twine from your pocket. Satisfied with your little bouqet, you made your way back to the house.

"Tommy's upstairs in y'all's room, honey." Luda called from the kitchen as you walked in. "Alright Luda, I'll be back in a bit to help with supper." With that you scampered upstairs and into your room.

"Tommy baby? Ya in here?" You hear a grunt and smile, walking up to the large man and hugging him. "Brought you a lil gift, love."

You hand Thomas the flowers, which he takes and inspects curiously before setting them down and kissing your forehead, mumbling a raspy, slightly choked 'thank you.'

Brahms Heelshire

This dude just gets so flustered.

He spent 2 decades in the fucking walls a kind gesture would absolutely kill him

Will be even clingier the rest of the day. Don't bother trying to do anything he will have a death grip on your waist to cuddle you.

Brahms is definitely still very childish when it comes to passtimes, may ask you to put the flowers in his hair or something (lowkey an excuse to have you play with his hair.) [Please play with his hair he will melt]

Whilst taking care of the rat traps you decided to pick some of the clover blossoms growing next to the foundation of the mansion. You dont really leave the house, so small activities like this gave you some variety in your day.

As soon as you had finished up outside it had started to rain. You curse quietly to yourself and dash inside.

"Brahmsy! Im done outside, what should we do for lunch?" You call as you take off your shoes; You didn't want to track mud in the house after all.

"Could we have that pasta with the chicken and herbs? I quite like that." The masked man replies, seemingly appearing from thin air. "What are the flowers for, sweetest?"

"Oh! Theyre for you, Brahms. I thought they were pretty." You smile at him and hand him the flowers.

"F-For me?" You can see his left ear turn a bit pink, and you giggle.

"Of course darling, I wanted to do something to make you smile."

Brahms scoops you up and squeezes you tight. "Thank you, dove. That's so kind of you."

#billy lenz #michael myers #thomas hewitt #brahms heelshire #jason vorhees #slasher lover #slasher x male reader #slasher x reader #slashers x male reader #brahms heelsire x reader #billy lenz x male reader #michael myers x reader #jason vorhees x reader #thomas hewitt x reader

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thestarfishinjootsoffice · 1 year

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Hey I was thinking of something really cute and I couldn't get it out of my head 😅 what if slashers ( Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Freddy Krueger.) Reaction to child! Reader putting a bandaid on them and kissing it when they get like a scratch or something. My little niece does that to me and I think it's so cute 🥹

AHH MY REQUEST IS SUCH A MESS RN BUT THIS IS TOO CUTE sorry if this was choppy, it's 10 pm rn and I have no energy.

My gm asked me where the bandaids were while I was writing this woah.

Michael 🔪

Michael always got hurt during his killings. Of course he did it was consequnces for his actions it was no biggie.

But one little person didn't think so.

You secretly got a bandaid from the bathroom the night before since you knew when Michael would attack and get hurt.

Your parents were sure that they weren't gonna get hurt this night since they never did. But still didn't allow you to go out.

But that didn't stop you, you waited till it was 12 or 1 am and climbed down from your window (pretend you live in the ground floor if you don't) and worked your tiny legs away to your waiting friend.

You saw your massive friend behind a tree and you ran up to him with the bandaid in your hand and you saw that he had a small cut on his bicep.

And you immediately went to the rescue.

Michael had spotted you as per usual but what he didn't understand was why did you have a bandaid in your hand. Did you get hurt?

His question was soon answered as you took out the seal and gently placed it on his wound. Michael, confused but felt something warm inside him at this interaction.

But made him look like my profile picture was when you placed a small kiss on the bandaid. Omg.

"I hope you get better Michael." baby you said with a cute small and he thought he was having a seizure because his body shook from the wholesomeness and wanted to go pounce on someone so it'd go away.

Every now and then he purposely gets small scratches or wounds, just small enough not to freak you out but big enough to alert you. He loves likes them get better kisses from his illegally adopted kid.

Jason 🪓

Jason in the winter, sometimes gets scratched by carrying big logs of trees and although it was nothing compared to the injuries he gets from victims, you still wanted your dad to be unscathed nonetheless. There wasn't much visitors in the the camp in winter anyway.

He placed the fire wood inside the fireplace but he was careless and small little red lines on his forearm appeared after dropping them near his arm. You were watching him while it happened, he brushed it off and turned to you but saw you nowhere.

After 3 minutes of searching you around the house, with a non pleasant feeling coiling in his stomach, he saw you coming out of the bathroom.

He was about to mutely scold you but you held something in your hands.

He waited for you to reveal what you were holding but you pointed to the chair in the room and he figured you wanted him to sit down. And so he did.

You went over to his side and bought his arm out and carefully placed the bandaid on his lined arm. Jason was a bit shocked but slowly melted as he giggled at the thought of his child caring for him.

And he almost died when you kissed it. He placed his huge arms around you and almost cried thinking about what he did to deserve such an angel baby like you.

He had been so lonely without his momma, he was so lucky to have you by his side. Besides his anger, you were one of the many reasons he still wants to live.

Pamela just adores his baby boy with his grandchild bonding.

"don't be so clumsy next time dad :)"

He was one lucky daddy.

Thomas 🩸 ⛓️

Thomas didn't get love nor cared for, that was for sure. And he thought you wouldn't be any different but he still loved you regardless.

You heard your dad rear his chainsaw as your family had found yet another bodies of food. One victim was persistent and your dad almost cut his leg off! It was unfortunate he couldn't see how on edge you were.

But you made sure today, you were show him how much you cared for him. And so that he should be more careful from now on.

Though he wasn't hunting, but he got burned by accidentally brushing the palm of his hand against the hot pan luda was cooking on.

Now he sat on the couch looking at his now red palm. Seeing this, you rushed to the garage and found a med kit, now looking through the med kit you finally found a bandaid.

Now walking back the living room you saw hoyt yelling at Thomas for whatever reason and went back to his car. Thomas getting ready to get up, was pushed back down by a small, weak, body.

He looked over and saw you, showing him a bandaid and quickly ripping off the seal and placing it cautious on his palm. This was a surprise to Thomas but he didn't budge, scared that he might mess u somehow and make you angry.

He was so happy to have received something so pure and lovely from his little kid. He was smiling so big. And he made sure to always protect and be with you when he realised you had kiss on where the aid was placed.

"be careful papa"

Freddy 💤

Such things as scratches or wounds never bothered Freddy, as he could always just regenerate them back in an instant.

And he was always in the dream world anyways. But his intentions weren't harmful when it was towards you. But didn't really think you would patch him up if he got hurt, if anything you probably think he's a scary high ranked dream demon who is unbeatable.

After messing with some poor people, he had a deep cut on his shoulder and he thought what your reaction would be of you saw it. Would you freak out? Would you cry? Would you scream?

Fun was all about freddy's life so why not test it out. He brought himself into the outside world and found you in your couch.

He surprised you by yelling boo in your face and it worked, now the shocked expression on your face was even wider when you saw the leceration on his shoulder. He was laughing at your face but shut up and looked at you as you ran somewhere.

Well... He had his answer now. How boring though. As he was about to mess with you more, you appeared with a bandaid in your hand as you climbed on the couch and placed it on his shoulder. It was now Freddy's turn to get shocked.

Now he couldn't believe what he saw when you kissed on the yellow thin piece of paper. "I don't like seeing you get hurt."

He was shocked but he couldn't help the smile creeping on his face, out of nothing but pure happiness. Damn you reminded him of his mom... So angelic like.

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stupid-sloot-headcanons · 2 months

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Jason Voorhees/F!Darling: First Love

Because Jason is triggered into killing if he sees people having sex, and because his one real positive figure is his mom Pamela, I think he'd only develop an obsession for a Darling in a very specific circumstance. Like I'm imagining her coddling him and talking about how he'll grow up into a handsome young man, and that ALL the girls will probably faint at the sight of him (ironically, she would be right). But that he shouldn't be so sinful and lustful about it! No, no. Only a woman like her can be her precious Jason's wife. Most women are rotten little harlots. He needs to look for a girl who's kind, gentle, not at all sinful, and who would make a good momma just like her.

Pamela never liked talking about Jason's father, but she did say that Jason is a million times better than he ever was. One day he came back to the house with a fistful of flowers and she just about cried from happiness (after he drowned, she kept them hung upside down in her house so that they would always last). Or when he would shuffle to try and open the door for her, she'd praise him for being such a chivalrous little man. So years later, when he sees a woman sitting by the lake one autumn, drawing or writing and enjoying the same scenery his mother loved, he can't help but stare from afar.

He stalks her throughout the day until seeing her come back to a section of the woods closer to one of the main roads leading to the ruins of the camp. These prefab cabins were originally meant to be a tasteless tourist trap for curious ghost hunters after the first set of murders, but were quickly abandoned after Jason was revealed to be very real, VERY dangerous, and the surrounding real estate becoming very unprofitable due to the high murder rate.

When he peeks inside, he sees the woman talking on a landline and listens in.

"Hey Mom, it's me. I'm back in the cabin--no, I'm alright, I swear! I told you, whatever Jason is, he won't be interested in anyone not wearing a camp counselor's uniform. I'm just here for a cheap summer vacation, some alone time, and some inspiration. Something about being somewhere so serene while knowing the brutal history behind it is...well, I hope it sparks something." She settles down on the couch and continues to chat with her mother, never noticing Jason eavesdropping as night starts to fall.

"I'm not going out there at night, I promise. I mean I'm not superstitious, but I don't want to make you worry anymore than you already are, haha...Yes, Mama, I've been locking the doors every night....YES, Mama, I brought my pepper spray and my knife...Though if a ghost-zombie was gonna come at me, I don't think it'd do much--Mama, of COURSE I'm being responsible! I can't look out for my safety and make a joke? Ok, ok, I'm sorry." She smirks and curls up on the couch. "Though I'm pretty sure he doesn't kill virgins, so I should be fine if he shows up. We can chat about everything we have in common: lack of bedroom experience, lover of the wilderness, uber-protective moms..."

She holds the phone away from her ear as a loud angry outburst comes from the speaker. Her reply is deadpan. "Yes ma'am, I'll smack myself on the head since you aren't here to do it yourself." She lightly pats her head and yawns; the sound makes Jason think of the kittens he had played with when he was younger.

"I'm gonna head to bed. I'll call you in the morning, ok? Yeah, by 10 am, I promise. And when I head out, too. Yes ma'am, and no more smartass comments until I'm back home safe...Love you too, Mama."

Jason watches her put the phone back onto the receiver and then walk into another room. He skulks around the outside and sees her in a modest bedroom, taking off her socks and the rest of her clothes.

He cocks his head and stares, breathing heavily and feeling strangely warm. Whenever he saw the other fornicators at the camp, he'd never felt anything like this. A woman's body was just a body, and those wicked women's bodies were just there to be cut down. But this one wasn't wicked, at least he didn't think so yet. This one was...lovely. He couldn't stop staring, breathing, and feeling his belt strain against--

He heard his mother shriek in his ear. "JASON VOORHEES!"

He ducked down underneath the window frame and covered the eye slits of his mask. He wasn't being lustful, Mama! He was just admiring her, like a pretty flower. Maybe he can keep her, just like the flowers Mama had kept in the house. Something pretty and pure, all for himself.

"If you look at her like that, you'll defile her," Mama hissed. "You need to make her an honest woman first, like me. You aren't to look at her like that until you've courted her, put your ring on her finger, and made her your wife. And if you even think about something as disgusting as fornicating with her before you're married, you'll both burn in Hell, young man!"

He hesitantly moved back up to check if his Flower was decent, and saw that she was thankfully now wearing a set of pajama shorts and a faded t-shirt. When his eyes wandered to her exposed thighs, he quickly forced his gaze upwards to avoid another scolding from his mother. Flower shivered from the nighttime breeze whistling through a drafty corner of the room and she slips something else on over her head. Jason's eyes widen behind the mask--a cable-knit sweater, as soft and warm as her skin must be.

Just like his Mama.

She stretched her arms and for a moment, the way they're outstretched makes Jason think she really might be an angel. Once she turned out the lights in the living room and curled up in bed with a book, Jason set off into the forest to start courting her. He's going to make Mama so proud, marrying a pretty Flower and fulfilling that wish to become a Grandma. He's gonna be a good boy, a good beau, a good husband, and a good father...

The next morning, ____ made her first phonecall check-in of the day with her mother after breakfast and headed out for a day of hiking and relaxing by the lake again. When she opened the door and stepped outside, she stopped and froze as her foot landed on something damp and she heard a strange jangling sound from the doorknob. "What the fuck?"

The entire porch had been covered with handfuls of green pine needles and flowers yanked out of the ground, some with the roots and clumps of soil still attached. She looked at the doorknob and saw a loop of fishing line with various bits and bobs tied to it: beads from other random pieces of jewelry, bottlecaps, animal teeth, bird feathers, and a pendant in the middle made of bone. A small brown heart had been smudged onto it, and ____ prayed that it was just paint or muddy water.

She immediately ran back inside and slammed the door shut, locking all three locks and trying not to hyperventilate. Her chest tightened as she racked her brain for what to do--call the police? Yes. Definitely. Even if it's just a prank from some asshole locals or something, it's worth having someone with a gun coming around to look into it.

From the bushes nearby, Jason was watching her pace back and forth in the cabin while holding the phone.

"I already told you, it's Crystalside Cabins, Number 3," Flower said irritably. "It's on an unpaved road, it's about...I don't know, a quarter of a mile from the lake? I--yes, I know that pranks are common around here, but I would really appreciate it if an officer could come here and check things out...No laws broken, are you kidding me!? What if the bones on the necklace are from a corpse or something!?" She scoffed and listened to the officer, shaking her head in disbelief. "With this kind of incompetence, I'm surprised the body count in this town isn't even higher. Maybe Jason Voorhees and his mother started this up just to see if you'd get out of your chairs for something that wasn't a pie stolen from a windowsill or a cat stuck in a tree!" She pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "No, ma'am, I'm not trivializing the work of suburban police officers--yes, ok, I know that local teens like to mess with people who visit the town, but I really don't feel safe knowing some strangers know I'm in this secluded location all by myself.."

She finally huffed and held a hand up. "Fine, fine, you'll make an official report and give it to someone. Great. I'll thank you now since my severed head won't be able to say it later, you've been such a great help. Don't strain yourself, wouldn't want to waste those tax dollars."

Jason looked at the necklace and bouquets left on the porch, and then back to his Flower. She didn't like his presents? Or maybe she was just scared. Most people were afraid of him, but she wasn't most people. She was his beau, but now she was upset and calling the police.

Flower crossed her arms and stared at the front door, chewing her bottom lip and wondering what to do. "It probably is just a prank," she muttered to herself. "Just some cheeky asshole kids trying to mess with a tourist." She took a few steps forward and opened the door, preparing to sweep away all the plants and throw away the creepy necklace, but she stopped just as her fingers curled around one of the beads. It was likely just a prank, but...maybe, on the scientifically impossible off-chance that this was the undead spirit/corpse of a serial killer...throwing away his creepy present would probably make him angry.

She stared at the necklace in her hand, almost holding her breath as she thought about what to do. "Fuck it," she sighed. "I'd rather be gullible and dumb in the eyes of some high schoolers than risk pissing off...whatever he's supposed to be." Reluctantly, she put the necklace on and headed back inside to slip her pepper spray and knife into her backpack before going out.

Jason's breath hitched when he saw his Flower wearing her present. She looked so pretty with it on. She liked it. She wanted him to court her. "Of course she does," Mama cooed. "A handsome, chivalrous, strong man like you? She's lucky to have my little boy's affections. Now go on back home now, Jason, you need to get everything ready for tonight when you bring her home to meet me."

#yandere jason voorhees #.jason voorhees #.myshit #fem darling #yes this will continue but Sloot needs sleep #yandere friday the 13th #.friday the 13th

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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Older!Horror Villains x Younger!Reader || Reactions

Reacting to: Someone at the store thinking that they're your grandparent- rather then your S/O. (Just something funny I was considering for Inkubus but decided to just do for all of them ^^ XD 😅)

Characters Included: The gilfs of the fandom 😅 ? I'm thinking 50 years and above. Captain Spaulding, Drayton Sawyer, Granny Boone, Inkubus, Jedidiah Sawyer, Luda Mae Hewitt, Mayor Buckman, Mental Manny / Manual Dyer, Peepaw Michael Myers, Norman Nordstrom, Otis B. Driftwood, Pamela Voorhees, Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr, Stuart Lloyd, the Taxidermist / Walter Harris and Winslow Foxworth Coltrane.

Warnings: Major age difference, bad language, sexual references, a really awkward misunderstanding...

Captain Spaulding: Spaulding's a pretty good sport about it XD In fact, he kinda enjoys it. Cuz then he gets to rub it in the persons face what a young, hot thing he's got going here with you and what- what did you say you had again?? Nothin'?? Yeahh, that's what I thought. Fuck right off, why dontcha?

Drayton Sawyer: Drayton goes so red and is about to blow his top. He gets enough shit from his brothers over this! He does not need one more moron bothering him about it! Fuck off! *Grabs you by the arm and storms off*

Granny Boone: "... Grandma, huh? Alright then!~ " *Turns to you* "Come here, sweetie, give grandmother a kiss~ " She's about to ruin that guys whole career 😅😅😅

Inkubus: Inkubus is not amused. Grandpa?? Absolutely not, no. He'll correct the person in the most embarrassing way possible.

Jedidiah Sawyer: Jed does not care at all 😅😅 The only person who's opinion matters to him is yours, so who cares if this guy thinks he's your grandpa? Fine then, he's your grandpa. So go and mow the lawn for him while he sits on the porch and has a sweet tea.

Luda Mae Hewitt: She's is gonna tear that guy a new one. Calling her old?? Son of a bitch, where is that persons manners?? She should set her damn sons on him.

Mayor Buckman: Sorry, Buckman cannot answer this question. He's too busy choking.

Mental Manny / Manual Dyer: Manny loves to correct people. He's got the biggest smile on his face as he goes oh you're mistaken- this is my beautiful partner. A little young, sure, but we sure don't mind~ Oh sweetheart, I think we're going be late for our dinner reservations. Shall we?

Peepaw Michael Myers: Like Jed he struggles to give a shit. Who cares??? He knows that he's not your grandfather and you know he's not your grandfather- that's all that matters. He doesn't care... but he does enjoy giving you a big kiss, with tongue, later when the guy sees you both again. He's a gremlin.

Norman Nordstrom: ... what? Norman is pissed at this idea, he hates it. He feels like a digusting predator (*cough* which he is, though not because you like him ^^) and it hits close to home. He's going to need you to set it straight.

Otis B. Driftwood: "... Ha! Okay, pal, check this out." He'll say, then turn around and basically make out with you right there in front of the guy. Otis is not amused at the poor insinuation and takes it out with lewd efficiency.

Pamela Voorhees: Again- not amused. As far as she's concerned, this total stranger has no business making disgusting insinuations about the two of you, anyway. So she'll ruthlessly take them down a notch with her words- and sweet smile.

Sheriff Hoyt / Charlie Hewitt Jr: "... you think you're funny? No I ain't their fucken grandpa. Didn't your bitch momma ever teach you to mind your business? Oh don't you worry, I can do it for her." Just- my friend- just keep him from taking out the damn shot gun.

Stuart Lloyd: "... oh... uh... n-no, actually- " Stuart forces himself to stutter through a quick explanation- but he wants to crawl into a whole and die (:

Taxidermist / Walter Harris: Gets the nervous giggles 😅😅😅 Doesn't correct them.

Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: Annnnd Foxy loves it XD He was already one kinky mother fucker- you can use this as foreplay. Let him smack your ass while they're still looking but call you 'Hon' or 'Sweetie'- he finds it funny and hot in equal measures.

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thrasher-slashers · 1 year

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i have a small headcanon since im shorty no kidding im 5'3 how the slasher will react to an s/o who the same height ?

Ooo first request let’s go!!!

I’m just gonna do my main boys if you don’t mind :>

Bo Sinclair

He teases you A L O T, thinks it’s cute

He may pick you up?

Like hoist you over his shoulder and walk around, he likes the height difference!

Kisses your forehead, yes.

“Darlin, your the size of a damn muskrat, and Yer talkin’ to me like that?”

Still will get mad at anyone else for commenting on your height, only he’s allowed to do that.

Vincent Sinclair

Not the one to pick you up, only if you want him to of course.

Unlike his twin, he doesn’t tease you that much!

He will bend down to kiss you on the lips, he just feels it’s more intimate…

Thinks it’s cute when you pull him down for a kiss or hug.

“My love, your as beautiful as they come.”

Also will get irritated if anyone comments on your height, maybe not as much at Bo, but he’ll still get mad.

Lester Sinclair

Your pocket sized!!!

Thinks your adorable -

There’s a chance he might try to pick you up- it’s mostly for hugs though, you ain’t that much shorter then him!

Definitely will tease you every now and then, but there’s no malice behind it! If you ask him to stop he will :)

“Sugar! Get down from there! You’re gonna get hurt!” You, climbing on the counters to get chips

Again, only he’s aloud to tease you about your height, will throw something at Bo if he says something.

Thomas Hewitt

Thinks your fake a first, you are… Itty bitty…

Very gentle with you, afraid he’s gonna break you! Of course, your not as fragile as he thinks you are ^^’

Definitely will pick you up for a hug

Doesn’t have a teasing bone in his body, will treat you like royalty!

*huffs at you climbing the counters to reach something* he doesn’t want you to fall and get hurt!

Pummels Hoyt if he says anything, doesn’t have to worry about his momma, she likes you! Glares at Monty if he shares his opinions on your height.

Bubba Sawyer

Lord have merthy, this man might suffocate you! With affection of course!

Forgets his own strength, and also forgets how small you are… what I’m saying is, cuddles need a safe word.

Forehead kisses!!!

Wont tease you, but sometimes it feels like he is :’)

He squeals everytime you try and get something up high! He can reach it for you, what are you doing???

Doesn’t really pick up on his brothers teasing you, but if it bothers you, he will do something about it! Can’t have his s/o feeling bad, can we?

Jason Voorhees

Oh my god. Smol.

He will pack you around, don’t even have to ask, your in his sight at all times, very protective.

Loves when you have to jump up to him to kiss him, he will commit even worse crimes then he already has to keep you safe.

Has moved everything in the cabin down a level so you don’t hurt yourself climbing… what a sweetheart!

Mumbles how lucky he is to have you when you cuddle, he doesn’t talk much, so he means what he says.

There isn’t really anyone around to tease you, however if he sees someone bothering you, he won’t hesitate bitch.

Michael Meyers

Another one who thinks your fake, you are… small.

Definitely picks you up once your close enough, surprised at how light you are.

Stole a ladder stool for you… look at him being nice!

Teases you in silence… will watch you from afar trying to reach something without helping… sometimes he just walks away… what a jerk.

Stalks you, so anyone who gives you trouble is on the news the next morning :)

Alright! There we go!! Ik these are shorter! But I enjoyed writing them!!! If there’s any other slashers you’d like to see lmk!!!

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jar-of-ectoplasm · 9 months

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tf2 mercs as horror characters and why i think so

sooooo i know this isn't what i've been telling you guys i was gonna post BUT i'm uninspired and i re-listened to welcome to horrorwood (ice nine kills) and it got me thinkin about this

i'm gonna start out with the mercs that i have the most solid reasoning and then it'll slowly turn into bullshit

it's pretty similar to an old jojo post i made a while ago

pyro:

OBVIOUSLY i'm gonna make pyro the miner/harry warden (from my bloody valentine) because they're both silent stalking freakos with gas masks

i also think it's pretty fitting considering valentine's day is all lovey-dovey and cutsie and pyro-vision is pretty much the same way

i could also see pyro being the thing (from the thing) because of the mystery draped around pyro's identity/what they actually look like and i just love that movie so damn much

spy:

PATRICK BATEMAN PATRICK BATEMAN ARE WE SERIOUS???? they're both sophisticated homicidal dickheads i personally think it's a perfect match

psychopathe francais coming to all theaters right now go buy a ticket

medic:

oh medic you silly guy you

i have two visions for medic, one of which is herbert west (from re-animator) because DUH mad science

BUT (even if it's a bit of a stretch) i think medic would go perfectly with pinhead (from hellraiser) because 1) medic did sell his soul to the devil so the whole demon thing works out, 2) medic is a sadistic freak and 3) i just think it would be sexy alright

demo:

demo wouldn't be a horror villain he would be ash williams (from the evil dead) because i just can't see demo being a serial killer (even though he technically is) he's just too silly for this world and he deserves a silly character to go with it

soldier:

in a similar manner to demo, solider can and will not be given a deep brooding character because he is simply too silly. soldier is one of the werewolves from what we do in the shadows (the movie not the show) because my heart tells me and by god my heart is correct

sniper:

i didn't have very many ideas for sniper but i think the best fit for him would be the collector/asa emory (from the collector series) because in my opinion, sniper's weird hunter-like relationship with the people he kills kinda reminds me of how the collector functions with all the traps and the games he plays with his victims [not like jigsaw though, it's different] (granted i haven't seen the movie in a little bit, cut me some slack)

heavy:

honestly i could see him as being any of the big, silent killers in film (jason voorhees, michael myers, you know the drill) but i think it would be funnier if he were frankenstein's monster and medic was dr. frankenstein

scout:

he is being difficult but it's not because i don't have an idea for him, i have too many ideas for him. i think it would be really silly if he was norman bates (from psycho) because he's a momma's boy, but i could also see him being anton tobias (from idle hands) because he's silly and dumb but i could ALSO see him being billy lenz (from black christmas) because he's a depraved little freak

engineer:

he is giving me the most trouble. i want to keep his southern-ness but i also don't wanna dumb down his character because i love engineer. honestly the only characters i could give him that do him even a little bit of justice is bo sinclair (from house of wax) or tinker sawyer from the god awful texas chainsaw 3 (which i love with all my heart)

#engineer was HARD.#but i did it #horror movies #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #pyro tf2 #spy tf2 #medic tf2 #demoman tf2 #soldier tf2 #sniper tf2 #heavy tf2 #scout tf2 #engineer tf2

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kawaiithinglover · 1 year

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Slashers with a alien S/o

Michael Myers (RZ)

Confused at why your hair is blue, eyes gold, and why your clothes are all blue

You had to explain to home about all about you and why your on earth for

You told him you were looking for your mother who came on earth for a mission and never returned back to the home planet

He knows how you feel he miss his little sister so much

Since you have never been on earth this is your first time and you don't know how to do humanlike things.

He tries to teach you some things like how to create a mask

So far 9/10

Jason Voorhees

When he saw your broken down ship he was shocked

But when he saw you yelling "Momma!" Because you couldn't find your mom. It gave him a flashback to when he was young and got drown.

That's until you accidentally bump into him

You couldn't stop looking in his baby blue eyes and he couldn't stop looking into yours.

Then a feeling came to you something you never feel before.

Some months on earth you guys got together and Mrs. Voorhees was happy because her sweet baby is with a sweet girl like you

Until you tell him you're an alien and you have to leave.

He was sad (poor baby Jason) to see you leave so was Mrs. Voorhees

So overall relationship 10/10

Ghostface (Billy and Stu)

When you first came to their school they knew you were wearing a wig and eye contacts

They didn't want to be rude so they just left it alone

One thing they did was stalk you to see what you actually look like

They were shocked to see your hair was blue, eyes are gold, and your wardrobe is all blue.

"Stop stalking me weirdos"

"We are not stalking you!"

You knew they are so you just didn't want to make a scene in front of school so you just left

They keep stalking you then you start to like them, then you guys are in a poly relationship.

The relationship is just Billy, Stu, and you

They was in denial when you had to go

But relationship 10/10

Bo Sinclair

When he saw you he was smitten real quick

He try everything to get you together with him

He didn't know you were a different species than him because you were wearing a wig and eye contacts.

Come to say when he found out by stalking you he was surprised.

You know the deal friends to lovers

Like always he was sad, mad, and lonely since you left

Relationship 10/10

You can repost and use my stuff but ask me first before you do that. (You can only if I get the credit for my work because I will just say yes anyways)

#rz michael myers #rz myers x reader #michael myers #michael myers x reader #jason voorhees x reader #jason vorhees #s/o imagine slashers #slasher community #slasher fandom #slasher x s/o #slasher imagines #ghostface x reader #billy and stu #bo sinclair x reader #bo sinclair

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cateyedfox36 · 9 months

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In this house we KNOW Jason Voorhees did nothing wrong

we watched Jason 2 last night- I'm sorry Friday the 13th part II is too long a title, they're about Jason being a very good boy so they're called Jason movies. Period.- and now I kinda want to watch all of them. Except that crappy one. Where he's Corey Feldman's character all grown up and he thinks he's Jason? And there's this really weird keystone cops vibe to the whole thing? Idk. That ones bad.

But the best one - besides Jason in Space and Jason vs Freddy- is the one where the kids are at camp and these children have hilarious glorious lines like "what did you want to grow up to be?" Bc they just accept that Jason is going to murder them too.

Without looking anything up, I'm pretty sure I can do all the Jason movies. Let's go:

Momma voorhees. Great sweater, excellent momBob, and you get to see Kevin Bacons Bits if you know when to pause the movie. 3.75 stars. Not funny, kinda off vibes

Jason in a bag. He's a very clumsy boy, falls off a whisker chair, is confused by a small dog (who does not die!), and is hit by a car like twice. He only kills like what 6 people on screen? And we get BEST final girl Ginny, who takes a chainsaw to our soft prince, and mind mojos him to think his momma is alive. 5 outta 5 stars! Some nice boobs, creep dies strung up like the perv his is and Jason is mu sweetest baby boi.

Behold, a hockey mask. Much better for peripheral and way more sensibly than a FUCKING BAG! Jason finds a house with stupid horny teens- or college kids? I'm never certain- and another with a newly divorced mom, her slightly sassy daughter and a young monster obsessed Corey Feldman. Pretty good kills, the dog laters out to go join a wolf pack (run by muffin obs), and Corey Feldman gives himself a bad haircut to bond with our big headed hero,Jason. 4.25 outta 5. Funny, more agile Jason, and I had no sympathy for the college idiots who died epically.

The fucking worst. I think they were trying for a Legacy Jason bc he definitely "died" in 3. So elder teen Corey Feldman thinks he's Jason and at the POORLY run TROUBLED TEEN camp he goes to someone starts killing folks. I vaguely remember the actual killer but... who cares. This is the worst. 1 star.

Again w all adulted Corey (reminder not thr actor but the character, but who bothers to remember their names?) Digs up Jason's body, it gets struck by lightning and He's Back! I think this is the one with the biker gang. And the sheriff's daughter has a taste for danger and breaks not-corey out to defeat Jason. 2.5 stars. I think there was an rv death? But a fun scene in a barn!

Jason's not dead, just napping and when he ends up in a morgue his heart infects a doctor who becomes... jason...? It's odd. You guys remember Nightmares on Elm st dream Child? I think it's like that. 2 stars. Fucked if I remember anything from this movie. This is where I get a little shaky

Jason back at camp baby! I think this is the one with the funny kids. And it's just a really straight forward slasher. No lore, no stupid shit just bad counselors getting what they deserve for not watching children. 3.9 stars. Best part is the kids

Jason on a boat. He was in Manhattan for like 10minutes. He kills a kid with a guitar, and the inside of boats are very dangerous. No lore. 3.75 stars

Is there a Jason 9? I don't fucking know but I do know there's...

Jason in SPAAAACEE! And it's amazing. A ship full of med students find Jason cryogenically frozen and a woman as well. They defrost both, murder hijinx ensue. Jason becomes a cyborg. And they completely miss shooting him into the sun. It's so stupid and so good and I love my son! 5 billion stars! Lore? Who needs lore when you've got a cyborg jason?!

Jason vsFreddy. The best team up full stop. With Jason's relentless desire to punish bad teens and Freddy's pervy ass? Forget about it. Nice lore, and the addition of seeing how happy Jason is in his death is perfection. 5 outta 5 stars. Look yes, Jason's gonna kill you, he'll have fun with it, but he won't sexually assault you while doing it.

conclusion: the middle ones suck. Skip them. Watch 2, 3, Jason in Space and Jason vs Freddy.

#jason voorhees #friday the 13th #My blorbo #Jason vs Freddy #Horror movies #Slasher movies #My sweet soft boy #freddy vs jason

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slaaher-bixth · 1 year

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!Fem! Slashers [what I think they look like]

[ I MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO THE ARTISTS THESE ARE REFERENCES FOR WHAT PEOPLE TYPICALLY SAY THEY LOOK LIKE ]

!Fem Jason Voorhees!

I personally think the idea of her wearing the clothing she wears in the fanart is not at ALL what she would wear. Remember, Jason Voorhees is a momma's boy. So in this case she'd DEFINITELY not wear that outfit. She knows her father (Male Pamela) and or mother would find the outfit downright repulsive. I honestly think that an outfit more like Jason's would fit better. Honestly I think she'd have more of a pear body type. Ofc not that curvy, a pretty much flat chest, however her hips, bottom, and thighs are SLIGHTLY bigger. But not that big. And let's talk about the skin. What in the everlasting fucks. She's DEAD. She should have grey-ish skin like Jason. (This depends on the timeline ofc I'm generally assuming this is some of the more recent movies). ANOTHER THING is what happened to the face. Don't get me wrong, she's pretty.. But that just isn't Jason's face. And honestly, after all that complaining.. I think her hair would be different, I think it'd be frizzy and short.

!Fem Michael Myers!

... I got a few things to say about this one, none bad, just personal preference, I honestly think female Michael would have short messy hair, It's just the whole mask thing, wearing the mask and doing all the stuff would mean messy, tangled hair. I also think that she'd be fairly well toned, with muscle. A lot more than shown in that photo, I mean, for God's sake.. She walks around killing people, breaking shit, you can't tell me that all that wouldn't give her at the VERY LEAST some muscle. That's pretty much all I have for female Michael

!Fem Freddy Kruger!

I know this might be weird, but other than the skin I have no issues with it, remember, she was burned in the fire, she'd at least sort of have the same skin as Freddy.. Otherwise yeah, that's exactly how I'd imagine her. About the whole being bald thing because of the fire, she's a dream demon, and from the way she looks so sassy I honestly think she used her dream demon powers to give herself hair again, that's all for female Freddy.

!Fem Billy lenz!

Absolutely no complaints, 10/10 job, exactly how I would've imagined her. I absolutely love the idea of her hair, her clothes. 10/10 I honestly haven't really seen a bad one of Billy though.

!Fem Brahms Heelshire!

I only have a few complaints and they aren't really that bad, only 6. 1-2-3-4 (clothing issues): Her chest is showing, her parents are very old fashioned, and I think any tanktop she had would def cover her chest. Her skirt is also too short, again, parents are old fashioned, so a long, tattered skirt with suspenders would be better. Oddly enough.. I don't think she'd wear a bra. Idk. Just a random feeling. SHOES. They forgot the SHOES. Ok onto 5-6(mask and doll): The doll shouldn't look like.. Emo. Remember, the doll IS a younger version of Brahms. More similar to the movie's doll, the hair should be brown as well. Honestly, this isn't really an issue, but I think brahms's original mask was feminine enough, but the mask she has in the photo looks cute. That's all onto the next one!!

!Fem Bubba Sawyer!

Again, I only have a few issues with this. A: Drayton would NEVER IN 1000000 fucking years allow THAT outfit to step through his front door or hell, OUT OF HER ROOM. I think she'd wear the same outfit as Bubba. The right is ok... But again, Drayton would have her button that up. And the issue with the skinniness of her.. Bubba is CHUBBY so therefore she'd be CHUBBY, and the face, what happened to the skin condition??? Nobody knows.... And I'd think the hair would be about shoulder length, messy and curly, that's all for her, other than that and her having no mask she's ADORABLE.

[Ty to @sinclairbrosbathmat for helping <3]

Have a good day, goodbye and goodnight

#slasher #black christmas #billy lenz #brahms heelshire #slashers #female slashers

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hestiviea · 7 months

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FRIDAY THE 13TH EVERYBODY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MOMMAS BOY

JASON VOORHEES

PLEASE COME IN JASON!!!!

#jason voorhees #jasonvoorhees #freddy vs jason #friday the 13th #friday the thirteenth #friday 13th

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yanderemommabean · 2 years

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May I please request how yandere Jason voorhees would react to his darling catching the flu. Thanks in advance!

I can tell you one thing for sure, you aren't leaving that bed unless he's there to carry you.

He knows he isn't the smartest man, but some good home care and loving will surely help you! His momma taught him that!

So, to keep you from exerting yourself, he might have you tied down one way or another, but it's not for anything nefarious! He swears! He's just worried and wants to keep an eye on you at all times while you get better!

Homecooked meals are happening, and it helps that he knows his moms recipes! He might even ask her what she knows so he can make you better. You having to go to the doctor isn't a favorable outcome for many reasons, but he's sure you know that.

Gently feeding you, giving you medicine, helping you wash up and warm up with his body heat. Head kisses and possessive whispers as he cradles you, telling you how he'll get you better or die trying.

He's very protective of you, so you might want to take those saying as seriously as possible, even over small things such as this.

He isn't above killing counselors or other people around to get you items you need, you've seen that first hand many many times. While he is sweet and protective, you can't forget that yes, he can carry three times his weight, and easily crush a skull with one hand. He's not to be joked with when it comes to anything he cares about, so you have to choose your words wisely when he's worked up like this.

We don't need another incident where three people were terrorized for bothering you slightly.

-Mommabean

#actually I take that back we DO need that #jk jk #yandere jason voorhees #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere serial killer #mommabean #yandere slashers #yandere fluff #well as much as this can possibly be fluff #yandere male

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horror-my-stories · 2 years

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Slashers react to s/o who's an assassin who kills for money.

Michael Myers:

Michael loves your chosen "deadly" profession. You get to kill people and get payed money for it, he thinks that's amazing. Sometimes he'll want to go with you when you have to do a job. Michael will just sit back and watch you kill. He definitely thinks its hot that your assassin. Michael likes when you two kill together, its his way of taking you out on a date.

Jason Voorhees:

Jason isn't too keen on it in the beginning. His momma raised him with morals and values. In her own twisted way she taught Jason to only kill those who deserve it, which would be the horny teens that step foot on the camp grounds. Once he realizes that your profession can help people, and the money to renovate the cabin doesn't hurt either, he starts to warm up to the idea of you killing for money. Jason wouldn't go with you to do a job. Someone has to stay behind and protect the camp.

Thomas Hewitt:

Thomas is indifferent about it. He just wants to make sure your safe and that you don't get hurt when you do a job. Thomas kills for his family, to provide for them and care for them. He thinks you are doing the same by killing for money. You are taking care of him and your family. When you get back from a job, Thomas will dote on you when you get home. He'll wash the blood out of your clothes and take a nice relaxing bath with you.

#Slasher x reader #Slasher imagines #Thomas Hewitt x reader #Jason Voorhees x reader #Michael Myers x reader #Slasher fanfiction #slasher x y/n

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imsparky2002 · 10 months

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Halloween Fun: Part 6

The entire class screamed as GhostRose rushed over to snuggle her slasher girlfriend. They nuzzled each other, giving little mask head bumps as the new girl turned around. Upon getting a closer look, most could see how similar she looked to Juleka Couffaine. There were some differences, she looked a tad bit taller and a tiny bit heavier, although the scarers had simply given her small pads to wear under her clothing, and taller shoes. Her eyes were a tad more red, which was done by giving her contacts. Still, the thing that seperated her from Couffaine was how... unnerving she acted. The girl bounced back and forth, her eyes were extremely wide as she gleefully stared at all her new “friends”.

“Hiiiii, everybody! I’m Juleka Voorhees, but you can call me JV! Did I scaaaare ya?” she asked in a sing-song voice, before giggling as if she were a child. Even her voice, Marinette noted, was off. The deep and raspy voice and terrifying build contrasted with her childlike personality. The class couldn’t even respond, merely nodding their heads in confirmation. JV just turned to her teacher, gasping with joy at a sudden realization.

“Are you a spoooky ghost?” she asked, tilting her head. Miss Boostier woooed happily. “Of cooourse, my darling! You like spooooky thiiinnngs?” she wailed. JV nodded her head with joy. “Uh huh! I like playing scary games with people, and I always win. Hide and Seek is my favorite.” she gushed. Her wording made Marinette feel a shiver down her spine.

“My brother helps me with games all the time.” This really got Marinette interested. “Brother?” she asked. JV nodded again. “Yep! He used to be human like me, and he’d do little games for demons. He loved the Devil. Now he’s a demon and it’s awesome!”

“Hooowww woonderfulll!” Miss Boostier cooed. “I can't wait for you to meet my brother. Maestro's gonna be so happy!“ JV squealed. “Ooooo! I’m sure heee willll! Nooow, how about you tell the class aboouuut yourself?” Boostier asked.

“Well, I was a born a while ago, and my mama named me Juleka! She liked the name the lady next to us used. I think her name was Anarka. I loved to play games, but when I got bigger, they said there was something…wrong with me. So Momma sent me away.” JV said, looking sad and staring down at the floor. She was quickly comforted by her lovely GhostRose, who stroked her mask.

“They’re a match made in hell, aren’t they.” Alix whispered to Mylene. This angered JV, who gave her a rageful glare. “I don’t like it when people make fun of my Ghosty.” she growled. The spectral instructor glided over to Alix, glowing once again as sounds of thunder roared outside. “Now, Aliiiixxxx, remember what I tooold Chloeeee? We need to beee considerate of ouuur guestssss.” she warned. Alix gulped and nodded in understanding.

“Alright, alright! I'm sorry, Miss Boostier.” She promised, before getting an idea. “Ooh, at some point, could you haunt my brother? You'd give him a real fright.” she said. Miss Boostier became calm once again. “Splendid ideeeaaa! Noooow, JV, would youuu like tooo contiiinnuee?” JV grinned and talked about her time at camp.

“I liked it at the camp, the people there screamed a looottt. I got to play with SO many people. But the best day was when I met my Ghosty! Then things got even MORE fun!” she said, clapping her hands.

“I had finally found my lovely robe and mask that they had confiscated,” GhostRose added. “Along with some of my favorite tools, and had some fun with the campers. One night, I was in my room and I saw the prettiest girl in the world, staring at me, she had such a wonderful mask.” JV grinned bashfully.

“Thaaank you. I liked my spooky sweetie right away, and I knew we’d be together forever and ever! She loved scary and sharp stuff just like meee!” JV giggled, snuggling her Rosie once again.

“So, teach. Want us to get to our seats?” GhostRose asked. “But of cooourse! Take your seeeaatsss, everyoooneee!“ Boostier moaned.

GhostRose and JV took Juleka and Rose’s seats, and gazed lovingly at each other. As Miss Boostier began her bonechilling lesson on the history of Halloween, she made sure to add references and jokes to the fact that she’s a spectre. What was also odd was that the guests answered every question seriously, albeit in their own sadistic style of answer. Marinette was unnerved like everyone else, but felt confused at the same time. She decided to whisper to Tikki. “Hey, did you slip something in my OJ this morning?” she asked. The kwami shook her head in bafflement. “No, Marinette. This is all real. Do you think an akuma is behind all of this?” Tikki asked. Marinette scoffed at that, and gave a little chuckle. “Nah. Hawk Moth isn’t this creative. I mean, I’ve met dead ancestors, time travelers, and you. Anything’s possible.” she admitted.

Meanwhile, Adrien was whispering to Plagg. “Hey, did Bunnyx accidentally alter the timeline.” he asked. The mischievous kwami shook his head. “Not that I know of, kid! She woulda stepped in by now, dont’cha think?” Plagg replied.

“Hmm... good point. Hey, how come I don't feel like I'm in danger?” Adrien questioned. Usually my Miraculous instincts kick in around now.” Plagg shrugged his shoulders. “Don’t know, maybe it’s some Halloween thing? All this spookiness is throwing off your radar!” Plagg guessed. Adrien nodded, even if he was unsure.

“Yeah... maybe.”

JV’s left camp, and she’s gonna kill it on Halloween! I loved writing JV as this psychopathic gothic lesbian with a childish way of talking and a love for her precious GhostRose! The next chapter is gonna be a lot bigger as we’ll be seeing how the Fearsome Foursome pull off some scares around the school. As usual thanks to Weeby for helping with dialogue. Make sure to reblog, reply, post and ask to spread the love. @artzychic27 @msweebyness

#juleka couffaine #juleka #jv #juleka voorhees #slasher #jason voorhees #friday the 13th #friday the thirteenth #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #akuma class #halloween fun #halloween

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babstheyaga · 7 months

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I hope you feel better physically and emotionally soon💐💐💐 btw I wonder what would the Autobot squad members' roles would be in horror film😳 our dear reader girl is giving very final girl's vibe but she prolly got hurts A LOT. Idk why but I got a feeling that either Ironhide or Mirage gonna be revealed as the killer at the end of the movie, Ironhide he be that guy who rarely show up and tho seems dangerous as heck he doesn't look suspicious but we all know man is DEADLY. Mirage he's giving stalker, obsessive secret admire vibe that gonna be the guy who seemingly take reader away from danger, protect them and surviving the horrid night of death together but then oh wow what a surprise HE'S ACTUALLY THE KILLER. Low-key wanna see reader actually win a fight somehow 👉👈 girl be nearing the edge of villain arc and get revenge 👊 but seeing her still surviving and making through whole tons of things somehow in surprising way possible (tho got beat up A LOT) is relieving as well :D she be getting them battle(?) scars already. Thank you for being my fanfic reading life changer Tyler✨️💖💕💝💞💗💟💌💓🎊

Okay but- *hyperventilates*

okay okay okay- just- okay wait just imagine like-

Bee would be Jason Voorhees?? LIKE ISN'T THAT THE MOST FITTING THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?!?!? Like- Momma's boy. Check. Mute. Check. Big beefy broad boy. Check. TELL ME I'M WRONG YOU CAN NOT. TRY IT YOU CAN NOT.

Mirage would be like- Michael Myers, the creepy stalker boy that's OBSESSED with a VERY specific woman, and we ALL know who that woman is (us heheh)

Jazz gives Freddy Krueger vibes, don't ask me why, I can just see it from 5 miles away, he's totally Freddy.

Ratchet would be the guy from Don't Breathe like- Oml I'm FOAMING AT THE MOUTH- that is one of my ALL time favorite movies, for VERY obvious reasons, NO I WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND.

Arcee would be Jennifer's Body, 112% there is NO doubt about that

IronHide would be Black Phillip, nothing sexual about him, he's just there to taunt and turn you dark. He's the devil!

CliffJumper would be Patrick Bateman, I feel like that is very fitting for him. Very. Fitting.

I feel like Optimus would be Pinhead, that's like one of the only horror movies I haven't seen yet, but I know a fair bit about him.

Reader would be Mother. That is such an amazing movie, and I feel that is extremely fitting for her!

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