no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
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Diablo: Wow, Diablo is such a rad and horrible and intimidating boss! Fighting him feels so satisfying. How will Blizzard ever top this?
Diablo II: Wow, Diablo was a hurdle, but Baal is his own beast. He's hulking, threatening, calculating... I can't wait to see who we might fight at the end of the next game!
Diablo III: Oh hell yes, back to Diablo and he's taken powers from all the other bosses to really make himself into a monster of-- Wait, why does Diablo have titty? N-Nevermind, down with the Prime Evils!
Diablo IV: With all the other Prime and Lesser Evils dead, who might be our new big bad to pummel into the--
Lilith appears on screen:
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Me, a cultured queer: Hear me out, what if we join Lilith's side?
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Why are More People not Talking about Isobel Thorm
ACT 2 SPOILERS AHEAD
Larian Studios really outdid themselves with this one in my opinion. From the surface when you meet her she seems like just any other character. Just Selûnite cleric that uses her moon magic to protect the last light inn.
(Isobel Selûnite cleric)
In my first playthrough I ran headfirst into the enormous battle that follows having no idea how important her character was. I let her fall and Fist Marcus took her. All hell broke loose and I fought my way through hordes of turned harpers. I continued to play the game as normal after said battle until a friend actually recommended that I backtracked on my saves and actually saved her. (best choice on god)
(Isobel doing her moon magics to protect The Last Light Inn)
Not much is revealed about her character after saving her. You don't find out to much about the character until saving Dame Aylin and also until you explore Moonrise Towers (if your thorough here). You can find an item that links her to Aylin within the towers, though this is quite subtle.
(Selûnite Brooch embossed with 'A + I')
There are several more hints towards this through letters, notes etc. Isobel does end up telling you after a while but I think this letter was the biggest punch in the gut for me
(Note found on Ketheric Thorm's Body that reads " Papa, I love you. LOVE FROM IZ")
Her whole story is so tragic, as is Aylin's, and Ketheric's. Playing though the act and learning about this set of characters made me emotional on a level that characters from previous videogames never has.
Despite everything, Isobel is still comes across as a ***MOSTLY*** happy character.
(Isobel Smiling)
Oh and of course I can't forget to mention... LESBIANS
(Isobel and Dame Aylin smooooching)
(Gif of Isobel)
So, to sum this all up... I think Larian really put a lot of thought into this character and the story is just so heart wrenching I cannot.
(Writers notes: I am perfectly normal about Isobel and totally don't want her to absolutely crush my skull with her thighs akldfhjblkadfjhkldfjhkl)
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