#No accident involved

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay. #please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

[canisalbus]

Back in kindergarten when I thought I was a girl, my hair was so long that kids accidentally stepped on it when I was sitting on the floor. Has Vasco dealt with people stepping on his ears before?

For sure. That's the price you pay for having impressive ears.

#answered #anonymous #I mean he's always had his ears so he's used to dealing with them #I've mentioned this before but sleeping in the same bed with someone can be tricky especially if you're into closeness and proximity #the other person involved might not have the awareness to be mindful of your wild pancake ears #it's usually Machete who ends up squashing them by accident

[zillychu]

Finding out the Danny Phantom pitch bible originally included more creatures other than ghosts really makes me want to just (DUMPS TRANSCENDENCE AU ALL OVER IT)

#Danny Phantom #tau #transcendence au #zilly squeaks #Danny would still be a ghost and not a demon. i think. brainworms pending #oh no here come the crossover thoughts #portal accident happens just years after The Transcendence #hear me out #Danny and Dipper bonding over becoming immortal nonhumans feared by the general public #'i rolled out of bed today and fell into the basement' 'that's rough buddy. i threw up glitter today' 'shit dude' #'you getting unsolicited summoning rituals too' 'yeah i found out how to make an answering machine for that' 'oh no WAY you gotta show me' #no but fr Danny Sam and Tucker deserve to have wacky adventures involving all sorts of creatures #PLEASE everlasting trio + mystery twins being very new and very bad at this and helping each other #are they the same age? canon ages?? i don't know what would be funnier

[lozthusk]

Happy Little Goody Two Shoes release everybody

#little goody two shoes #Pocket Mirror #LGTS Elise #my art #sketch #doodle #i'll probably make a more involved piece later #don't want to spoil anyone on accident yet!!! #astralshiftpro

[fyeahfandomtrash]

sol's parasocialism towards sunjae is so pure and emblematic of what fandom should be like. she views him as someone who got her through an incredibly dark period in her life, so she wants to repay it by being devoted to him as a fan. she literally doesn't care about any personal entanglement with him and just wants to admire him from afar.

#lovely runner #the twist is that he wants to be personally involved with her but he feels immense guilt about her accident #like this angst is so good i'm literally going insane

[laurelnose]

“Just what is it that runs in your veins, Jedao?”

“You’re welcome to cut me open to find out. Knife’s on my left hip if you forgot yours.”

“Oh, I intend to.”

spent most of my Sunday on @figuwhump day 12, which dovetailed really nicely with a couple of MoE thumbnails I was saving. ‘this looks like consensual kink, is this actually whump,’ you might be asking, and to that i say, with Kujen & Jedao it can be both

#nirai kujen #shuos jedao #machineries of empire #laurelnose art #figuwhump #Consensual But At What Cost #i was gonna do something different w/ the colors but while i was fucking about w/ my layer masks i did this by accident #instant contemporary romance novel color palette just add water. anyways that juxtapostion is hilarious to me so it stayed like this #p.s. i still can’t believe these lines are from their first meeting. #this is an insane thing to say to one of the space emperors who you KNOW is involved in human experimentation #and jedao?? meant it??? he actually lets kujen bring knives into the bedroom later?? #kisses jedao’s nose. you have shitty taste in men and you flirt like a man with a death wish and i love that about you #🦋🦊

[chuckyray]

the walten files fans try not to demonize people with addictions, understand these characters are meant to be complex, and learn to grasp the concept of nuance + remorse + grief and fear causing people to make poor choices challenge: impossible

#every time i open that tag i am faced with the most dogshit media literacy and bad faith interpretation of canon the world has ever seen #felix did not KILL the kids. his irresponsible actions lead to their deaths yes but you people talk about him as if #he broke their necks with his bare hands intentionally. he loved them. he was their uncle hed seen them grow up since they were born. #he was in such shock and grief he couldn't make rational choices. did you people not watch guilty or hear his agonizing screams in bunnyfarm #and to top it off people act like this wasnt an accident. how him being an alcoholic and dui causing this ACCIDENT is justification enough #to act as if he deserves to be treated like a murderer. i believe him living with that grief and suffering and losing everyone he ever had #is punishment enough lol. hes sick. hes mentally ill. and we dont even know anything else regarding how or if hes involved in shit #or how its all impacting him. you people just hate people with addictions. #so called progressive people when a mentally ill sick man makes poor choices because hes mentally ill and sick 😡😡😡😡 #anyway. rant over. #twf #the walten files #felix kranken

[camille-lachenille]

#if several of these options involve accidents of sorts #know that i’m ridiculously clumsy and run into doorframes on a daily basis #it’s a comic silent movie level of clumsy really #and i never injuried myself seriously so i can laugh about it #hyperspecific poll #poll #personal post

[schro4444]

I want Sonoko to meet Kaito as Kaito and show him a magic trick let them be magic aficionado friends again. Please. It’s such a good dynamic. 🥺

YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT ANON!!! she has graduated to doves :D

#I bet they met at another online chatroom for magicians lol #this is like the reverse of that fic. ‘this’ll probably work out fine’ #which is fantastic btw #this is that but instead of sonoko getting immediately involved with kid she and kaito just become besties by accident #dcmk #magic kaito #detective conan #kuroba kaito #suzuki sonoko #dc #mk #schrasks #schroodles

[ganondoodle]

hope everyone had alright holidays!

a few days ago when we were driving home in the dark in windy and rainy weather after getting two of my siblings from the train we, for the first time in my lifetime im pretty sure, hit a deer that was crossing the street, none of us saw them before they got caught in the headlights and the first one made it over but we werent yet slow enough to not hit the second one ...

the deer lived but was kinda stunned, my dad pushed it off the street and while we were still on the phone with police it got up and ran away but my parents car got damaged and while its still drivable there are several parts that got bent and since its an older model too it might be hard to get it repaired

anyway, i didnt know deer fur was that grey until i saw it stuck to our bumper :(

merry crisis

#ganondoodles talks #random #personal #we are all fine and i wasnt the one driving #i just feel extra bad bc i was there in the front to help watch out for exactly stuff like that #but it was a weird spot and strange in that weather for them to cross #the police told us there was another accident with deer literally 10 minutes before us in the same area #so maybe thats why it was only two ......... #i hope the deer is fine tho im pretty sure it at least has a broken leg #also i hope insurance covers the cost and it wont take too long #im very glad we were slow enough to not kill the deer and also not hurt it bloody bc i am still thinking about how it tumbled across #i am salty about how many people were speeding past us tho #car on the side with warning lights on and all doors open two people in car and two outside putting warning thingies up #if my dad hadnt pushed the stunned deer off the street when no one was coming it would have ended way worse for everyone involved

[em-allay]

So you’re tell me, that the two players who are arguably the most hated by The Wacthers, immediately died when they got to The End?

The dimension that’s most closely related to The Watchers?

Oh yeah, there’s no way that wasn’t intentional.

#I refuse to believe it was an accident #I feel like th watchers were fuming when they say Martyn and Jimmy team up this season #the two who are also the most involved with the listeners #slsmp #life series #secret life smp #slsmpblr #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #watchers theory #martyn inthelittlewood #jimmy solidarity #spoilers

[moghedien]

i want the show to have Rand tell Lanfear that he knows she turned evil because Lews Therin broke her off and for her to just immediately start ranting about tenure and about how you make ONE little mistake and create ONE little bore and suddenly everyone is mad at you all the time and you can't get a third name and you're an embarrassment to have around

#Mierin's fall to the dark is like actually extremely interesting because while yeah you can simplify it to 'Lews Therin broke her heart' #you also gotta acknowledge there was a whole catastrophe of other events in Mierin Eronailes life that very much lead to that breaking poin #like the only other guy we know who was involved in creating the bore and survived it committed suicide later #like we forget sometimes that she didn't turn to the dark right after she helped release the dark one and that was very much an accident #like you know there are a number of reasons why Mierin Eronaile turned to the dark #and probably wasn't really anyone around to stop her from turning to the dark because at that point she might as well be a darkfriend #she caused all of this anyway didn't she? #I have so many feelings about Mierin she gives me such fucking brainrot thinking about her life in the AoL and what made her Like This #like she was the only Forsaken that picked her name #and she was one of the first to openly turn to the shadow #because like fuck if everyone's going to blame her for this she might as do it exactly how she wants #wheel of time #wot on prime #wot book spoilers #wot show spoilers #lanfear #rand al'thor

[byrgenwerth-dropout]

WE DID IT AGAIN, WE ACCIDENTALLY MIRRORED POSES FROM PHOTOSHOOTS TWO YEARS APART

#Bloodborne #Bloodborne cosplay #plain doll #lady Maria #lady Maria cosplay #plain doll cosplay #no fucking way I’m losing it #we only intended to mirror one shot #involving a lantern #and we fucking did this on accident #I’m thriving #all of the photos from this shoot are gorgeous but I’m losing it so much over this

[joifee]

the day i had was .... something

anyways i returned from "real life plate up" and now i watch plate up stream

#joifeeramble #may have gotten involved in a car accident

[angelsdean]

the trouble with watching other shows is. i will then plot out a whole destiel AU abt it. and then never write it!

#currently plotting out the veronica mars spn AU jdfkgfk #cas and claire are private detectives #dean is wrongfully accused of a big crime and turns to them to clear his name bc the police are corrupt and want to pin it on dean #there's a subplot involving the decades unsolved murder of mary winchester that was claimed to be just an accident #and another subplot where cas has been slowly building a case against the police corruption in lawrence #currently run by the smarmy sheriff zachariah adler #it's so good. if i could ever finish a long wip i'd write it #vic.txt

[mysicklove]

sigh, me and my big mouth got me in trouble again.

#🔪 - mello talks too much #cw discourse #i’m in the call out post BUT i commented as a joke not knowing anything about the situation #i thought it was another anti-aging up call out post that i have experienced. so i commented ”DRAMA?” as a silly joke thinking it #was something completely different....they were not talking about the anti-aging up call out posts.... #i just followed that account like less than a week ago #I DONT KNOW THESE PPL 😔😔😔😔😔😔 #i always like remain neutral on situations (hold opinions to myself) but bc i comment on everything i see i got involved on accident #i’m just going to block all of the accounts that are associated with the post bc i cant mentally deal with this rn LOL #or should i apologize? but i also feel like i didn’t do anything wrong #except for not being aware of my surroundings #between the minors contacting me and now me getting myself dragged into a callout post (OF PPL I DONT EVEN KNOW) tumblr is roasting me toda #everyone needs to gag me and tie my hands behind my back so i don’t accidentally enter things that i don’t mean to enter #if i need to do an apology post just let me know