#OH MY GOD THERE'S FUCKING PRICE

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god. #edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

[captainfern]

thinking about captain john price being built like this

oh… (18+, gn!reader)

in my humblest of opinions, the ‘strong dad bod’ is one of the sexiest fucking builds a man can have and i can’t stop thinking about them

especially if price had one *screams into my pillow like an idiot*

can you imagine how obsessed he’d be with draping his body over yours ?? like if you’re at the kitchen counter, or standing on your toes to reach something on a high shelf, price would be smushing himself right up against your back

big arms wrapping around your torso, large hands splayed over the softness of your belly, the warm mounds of his pectorals and stomach pressed firmly against your back

he’d tuck his head against your shoulder and kiss your neck and the side of your face, pushing more of his weight onto you

such a good hugger, so warm and cozy and safe <3 would also be used as a human weighted blanket and i’d hope to god he’d trap me beneath him oh my god

imagine running your hands up and down the smooth, fatty ridges of muscle that took up most of his abdomen and arms. the hair too !! ugh i’d just pet him for hours like a little cat lol

*sarah paulson voice* THE HORNY IS ESCAPING !!!

thinking about the feel of this kind of body draped over your back as he fucked you hard into the mattress, both of his hands on your hips and keeping you pinned so that he could rut into you like a man starved

mmm or his large hands wrapped around your legs and keeping them bent up towards your head while he drills into you, his own soft tummy rubbing against yours

price with a muscly dad bod like this would make you put your legs over his wide shoulders while he’s eating you out, one hand on the pudge of your lower stomach and the other squeezing the flesh of your arse

god his cock would be so fucking thick like don’t even get me started 😭

he’d stretch you open so well too, make you come almost one too many times before he’s easing himself into you and stretching you open with a moan of your name

or or you’d ride him and constantly running your hands and/or nails up and down the soft dips of his body, moaning as his cock hit so deep and almost made you come within mere seconds of sinking down onto his cock lmao

i’m so horny for price and this type of body oh my god i just can’t

#captainfern #captain john price #captain john price smut #price smut #call of duty #call of duty smut #going insane oh my fucking god

[darkinclinations]

Sigh… them.

#i’ve wanted these since my collecting days #god the yearning #they’re SO beautiful #the clothes??? #bratz clothes always appealed to me more than mattel dolls #the detail #I would wear all of this #the price of bratz on ebay has skyrocketed horrifically compared to when I collected 8 or so years ago #also FUCK Isaac Larian #that’s a different discussion but oh my god. #gothic dolls #gothic doll #bratz #gothic

[tojisun]

!! super self-indulgent because im experiencing Gender today so feel free to ignore <33

mmm but androgynous afab reader x johnny and he gives you his sweaters because he knows you love the way they fit you.

the way they’re loose enough that your tits aren’t obvious through the fabric and the way that the little garter hem actually fucking sticks to your hips instead of falling flat and making the sweater look like a shirt dress.

the way you snag his old varsity shirts and actually manage to make them look appealing, something johnny wished he has the talent for because he’s always been just using them for nightwear but there you are, looking so good in his clothes.

“comfy?” he asks as he bends down to tie your shoelaces.

he hears you hum, shy, if anything, and johnny tilts his head up to smile up at you. to show you that there’s nothing to be shy about. nothing for you to get your mind on a tizzy.

“i’ve got more for you, gaol,” johnny says, patting your feet and pressing a kiss on your thigh before standing up at full height. you track his ascent, head tilting up as johnny’s height towers over you before shuffling into his arms, tucking yourself underneath his chin.

he laughs, the sound rumbling from his chest and reverberating to where you are pressed to him, as he loops his arms around you. “i’m starting to think y’r just dating me for my shirts.”

you tilt your head up to look at him, your chin digging into his chest, and gasp out, “oh no, you’ve found out!”

johnny bites his bottom lip to stifle his laughter as he watches the way you fake a pout, before pinching your eyebrows together and jutting your lips out. he couldn’t help but take the opportunity of your pouty lips and smacks a chaste kiss on them instead.

you sputter in surprise, face easing away from your pretend sadness before ducking down to muffle your laughter at his chest. you hear him humming in elation, proud of having broken your dramatics, and so you nip at his collarbone in retaliation.

johnny pretends to hiss in pain even though you both know your teeth did not dig any deeper, still, it makes you laugh even louder as he begins to curse it lilted scottish, your name thrown into the mix.

#suns.hc #johnny soap mctavish x reader #johnny mctavish x reader #soap x reader #soap mactavish x reader #johnny soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #suns #ignore the following tags!! #i miss him hahaha oh my god ive always thought about how s/o-material johnny is in a way thats #diff from ghost and price and its bc i think johnnys the one i can have an actual emotional connection right away #and fuck yea i just. i miss him

[idsb]

Oh FUCK umg to hell and back, why is no one talking about this?!?!?

#I actually feel extremely bad for Taylor because even TAYLOR SWIFT #is succeptible to being trapped into shit that sucks because capitalism #first they fuck up all her merch and she is clearly not stoked about it but like. w/e small price to pay #then they prevent artists from doing re-records just like the ones they’re benefiting off of from HER #and now this #fucking cHRIST #oh my god I’m so mad #I doubt we’ll hear about it from her but like #oh my god

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price

#vincent price #photo #photoshoot #vintage photography #old hollywood #sexy actors #sexy #wet #oh my FUCKING GOD #Im posting this again... #for reasons... #now excuse me while i go finger myself until i pass out #bicon #bisexual #god #this was used for a deodorant ad back in the day #Vincent was always hot. goddamn #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[undeadhousewife]

The only thing missing from Colin is the never ending swear words and random kicks to the pc towers when they act up

#Tmagp #The magnus protocol #Trust me the amount of times I've said things like fucking work you god damn price of shit I will fucking take you out back and shoot you #While kicking my pc tower is too damn high #WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FUCKING NOISE I JUST GAVE YOU A FUCKING NEW MOTHERBOARD #Oh you can't see the fucking d drive I'll show you the fucking d drive you bastsrd FUCKING LOAD UP YOU ASSHOLE

[lunarw0rks]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8MNy6dR/

playing drunknopoly with the 141 boys but listen, there’s a cowboy hat game piece. price grabs it, thinking nothing of it until you roll the dice. your piece lands on the ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ square - which means you literally have to ride whoever has the cowboy hat - ;))))

you just laugh it off in the moment and decide to pass, since he's literally everyone's captain, and they agree because they don't want to make things award !! and you're like 'yeah whatever that was a fun idea tho' and move on.

but then everyone is either passed out or went home, and you and price are the only two left... and he's manspreading on the sofa, slightly tipsy...

well, you don't know when or how but you're straddling him on said couch. a win is a win, even if you did lose nearly every game of drunknopoly <333

#riding a cowboy that night #imagine you make him wear the hat during the deed #oh my fucking god #captain john price #captain price #price mw2 #john price #john price x you #captain price x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #price x you #john price headcanons #price headcanons #captain price headcanons #mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #not writing #rachel speaks

[drugsoverdepression]

I BETTER FUCKING SEE ACTIVISION COLLAB W KINGSMAN FOR THIS SHIT.

#oh my fucking god #simon ghost riley #call of duty mw3 #call of duty #soap call of duty #soap mactavish #soap cod #john soap mactavish #soap mw2 #john mactavish #price cod #cod mw3 #gaz cod #kyle gaz garrick #mw3 spoilers #mw3 #modern warfare 3 #spoliers #activision #ACTIVISION WHEN I CATCH YOU ACTIVISION #what the fuck #simon riley #BRING MY WIFE BACK #screaming crying throwing up #kingsman #alpha gel #kingsman golden circle #task force 141 #tf 141 #cod 141

[loadedberetta]

let it be said I'm not the biggest fan of the breeding kink myself but it's fun to write

enter the scene dom top Simon or Price; and their fleeting position during your pregnancy

you obviously need to be catered to, chores done for, errands ran for, you get the idea. and you become the person in charge; what pickles from what store? which pillow cover that irritates the stretching skin on your belly the least? it's going to be you who has the last say.

they have to deal with your temper; swallow every remark that would have turned the evening into a haze of make-up sex when you become way too bothered to even think about that any more.

your temper, your mood, your body dictates the ordinance in the house. it's you who's in charge now.

#oh god oh fuck #im drunk wtach me tag from my phone wjthout autocorrect #berettalks #simon ghost riley #captain john price #cod mw fanfiction #ghost cod #cod fanfic #cod mw ii #simon riley #price call of duty #john price #captain price #simon ghost x reader #ghost x you #ghost x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #price x you

[captainfern]

will never forget this

#forever one of my fav looks #my mannnn #and the fucking eyes #oh my god #captainfern #barry sloane #captain john price

[ferberus-skull]

so rng decided to be nice to me and gave me a plague egg in gathering. as per usual when rng gives me an egg like that, i expected at most something mediocre. but. um.

hello?????????????

#fr #flight rising #egg hatch #scry #ridgeback #wildclaw #nocturne #auraboa #aberration #tapir gene #bro i am fucking stunned #how #there's no way in fucking hell i just hatched this thing #a two off xyy OBSIDIAN PRIMARY????? #the temptation to keep is so so strong..... #but oh my god the amount of money i could get....... #i don't even know how to BEGIN pricing this tho. #but this has GOTTA be worth some good dragon money #the colors are obsidian/marigold/gold btw #like i'm just. holy fucking shit. #holy. fucking. shit. #i'm probably gonna have to post on the forums for an interest/price check

[star-mum]

Finished playing Bully for the first time ever since tricking my mom into getting it for me 11 years ago

My entire life seems meaningless now

#i HATE finishing story games #makes me feel like I lost a little part of myself #a little bit of my soul has died #cause I can’t shove people into trashcans or destroy fools at bmx races around town #I have half a mind to play it again #but some of those missions are SO FUCKING DIFFICULT #and I was HUMBLED the whole time by having to use the wii controllers #cause i only have it on wii #anyways hey rockstar 👉👈 baby 🥰 Bully 2 when ? #Im itching to check the price of it on steam and play it again with a ps2 controller #OH MY GOD AND GETTING THE ACHIEVEMENTS???? #someone stop me #please #either stop me or hype me up

[pansyfemme]

the truth is im not sure if any other towns with ivy leagues in them tend to have the hatred and resentment for the school that ppl from new haven often have for yale. id love to just sit down and chat with someone from another ivy league town bc like. is it just the combo of a school full of very rich prep school kids in one of the poorest areas in the state where our public schools literally does not have the funding or curriculum for a lot of students to qualify for the college in their own fucking town or is this a wider issue in other places

#a childhood friend of mine just started at yale and im happy for her #but it makes me want to scream bc her mom works at yale she’s from new haven and there is literally a program here that is supposed to #give severly reduced or free tuition to new haven residents but apperantly they stopped doing that shit in her lifetime #so she has to pay full price and theyre making her live on campus despite living pretty much on campus already #hhhh im so fucking tired of this shit #her mom sent my mom this letter they got about how they should be careful about their kids being in new haven because its so dangerous and #scary and theres homeless people here oh my god!! there was literally a skull and crossbones on it #im so tired of this culture of yaleies being like ‘we want to reduce the distance between yale students and new haven residents!!’ but we’re #not the fucking problem. im thrilled about how much money yale brings in. we get an ikea and nice resteraunts bc of it #and nice museums and theatres and shit #but still our school system is on the list of the poorest in the country #my mom’s school literally cannot afford a school nurse or a counceler #i feel like maybe if yale wants to bridge the gap they should make it possible for people from this city to attend there #like. maybe they could start a program where kids from new haven could get reduced yale tuition? wait they already did that and they fucking #got rid of it for no reason

[sheepory]

btw. omnichord OM-108 confirmed to have a Canadian release price of $999.99 CAD. coming from a guy who works at a music store. in case anyone else is curious

#roots #txt #like just. oh my GOD why does it cost SO MUCH !! #thats about 750USD btw #thats insane. thats insane. fuck companies forever #old omnichords were less than half that price AFTER inflation #its like they saw reseller selling stuff for 7-800$ bc of inflation and the fact they stopped making them and went #huh. lets charge even MORE #ok rant over haha #omnichord #om108

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Okay...first of all...a friend of mine got these photos for me. All in HIGH DEFINITION. Now, the photos are quite large in MB size, so I'm going to post one or two at a time.

Vincent Price in production of Angel Street 1941-42

#vincent price #angel street #fuck #photo #oh my fucking god #why did he have to be so hot #god hes gorgeous #beautiful man #bicon #bisexual god #just fucking take me already #vinny p #theater #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome