#OOMF THIS IS SO REAL

[idledee]

in your gaze where i'm seen, consume me

#alien stage #ivan #till #i had 3 separate oomfs in my dm shouting at me to wake up the morning round 6 dropped the ivanpocalypse was so real #so ive looped cure like 50 times today! <- having a normal time #doods #anyways so the art is erm like the two times ivan held on only to let go something like that

[mintypsii]

one piece x steven universe au where instead of being a crystal gem, luffy is sort of a rogue who flies around in a spaceship adventuring through space and making/recruiting friends on different planets and gem colonies, he was inspired by earthlings and now he wants to live freely without the constraints of gem roles and expectations (tagging this with #gem piece)

#ok im leaving these in the tags because I'm still not 100% sure for these but #usopp. obviously bismuth (inventor; touchy hugger and funny; black coding; fight with mc like in w7; rainbow cough gay also he's artistic) #i could keep going on ab usopp but anyways . the second im p sure about is sanji as a sapphire #like u got the whole running away from ur royal duty thing it's crazy . also he's blue #i was talking this au over with a friend and he mentioned how sanji would have 2 eyes and that's why he'd be ostracized which is so real #SANJI'S AN OFF COLOUR #oomf said sanji would be pearl because bispearl (which is so real) and also lapidot works for sanuso which is so 😭😭 CRYING #idk about the others feel free to drop ur ideas and stuff i need to hear em #i have doodles for this au idk if anyone gaf tho 😞😞 bye #oh also the crystal gems r the revolutionary army :3 i think it fits better idr think luffy would be into that stuff #op #one piece #steven universe #su #monkey d luffy #sanuso #usosan #technically because this au was born from a sanuso idea 😭😭😭 #sanji #usopp #gem piece

[kittyplushiezz]

they would be awesum friends me thinks!

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #golden wind #puyo puyo #giorno giovanna #sig puyo puyo #fugo pannacotta #klug puyo puyo #fugio #sigklug #prince salde #narancia ghirga #so normal abt sig hes so silly...... def gio coded even a slight mix of cinnamoroll from appearance... jus a little... #btw oomf saying sigklug being like fugio so real for this!!!!!! #viv's art

[chrishemsworthsbitch]

I am experiencing jason kelce brainrot and have elected to make that y’alls problem:

I’ve been thinking about this big handsome fucker for the past 3 days and the thoughts are starting to burn a hole in my brain so I’m dumping them here, in poetic (but not like rhyming or whatever) form cuz why not?

First off, this face

This god tier face and beard combo that would have surely convinced the vikings one of their gods walked among them, that would have caused droves of men to fall at his feet in reverence because lo and behold the mighty thor now dwelt with them in harmony and brotherhood

God his fucking body…

His mighty pecs that bulge through even the most tailored of suits, so voluptuous and heavy, gazing upon them one would think they were carved from cold unfeeling marble and adorned with hair sharp as needles

Yet the appearance is deceptive for they are soft and warm, squishy so as to not hurt those who suckle upon them (me), and his chest hair is soothing to the touch like running your hands across a field of delicate flowers

and the belly….oh lord god in heaven the belly

Much like his chest, to the eye it appears hard. A great, strong, and sturdy thing like a rock upon which one would build a house

But to the touch, the oh so gentle touch, it is softer than silk, and warmer than a fire, inviting and full of love, one cannot help but lay their head upon it and sleep knowing they are safe. It’s roundness a sight of great beauty

And then there’s his….

Actually I think I’ll keep those particular thoughts between me and my god (for now anyway, i could always be persuaded to write a sonnet or something…whatever that is)

That’s…most of the thoughts out, see y’all again next time I get it in my head that this is peak comedy (it is don’t lie)

#jason kelce #daddy #daddy milkers #belly #big bear king 🥺 #he’s sooooo hot i’m not sorry at all #he’s done so much work for the bear community and I don’t think he knows it #i think he’s hotter than travis…by quite a lot #sorry mother i do love him but…yeah 😭 #the real Big Yeti #and 25% just to make oomf laugh #i wrote this 75% cuz i mean it from the bottom of my heart #and oomf knows who he is

[fractalkiss]

i can't stop laughing at this

#obsessed. #i will say the brit pundits are so real #my default social is rly just to browse twtr and like everything my oomfs repost

[jichanxo]

call to a witch song

#beatrice umineko #beatrice the golden witch #shannon umineko #umineko #umineko no naku koro ni #when they cry #wtc #jichanmakes #cw blood #cw death #the way they have so much potential. so interesting #it could be yuri it could just be intense girl envy+admiration it could be both #the evolution of their relationship is just soooooo #hopeless maid and the powerful witch -> the strong maid self assured in her love vs the witch who screams that love isn't real #the way shannon goes from deference and awe to legitimately standing up and fighting as a Whole Person #this is mostly about ep2 #not to go too hard into spoilers in front of my dear unspoiled oomf but #obviously i was also thinking of THOSE spoilers as well #because that's what made me more fond of their interactions #and ofc when you know it's impossible to not be thinking about that reading at the same time #anyway. get out of here george and kanon let the girls talk

[thenothlng]

dasein

#send post #w101 #jext msg #yeah he’s in the brain like REAL bad #many million thanks to oomf you know who u are. so many heart to you

[sunmisbf]

i thank my 20 something year olds who take time out of their busy days to come on here to post kpop gifs for us kpoppies to reblog thank u always for ur service 🫡

#like some ppl sat down n said i am going to take the time n effort out of my day to make these sunmi gifs! bc i liked this video so much n #i want ppl to see like sooo real <3 #thank u to all 🫶 n especially gif maker oomfs #.txt

[verymaudlin]

i'm so scared about making my phone bill this month i just. would thank anyone to rb this with my venmo @dollyclown99 and paypal [email protected]

the less i have to financially depend on my abuser the better.

#thank you oomfs and moots youre the real ones #this is just so fucked lol im so sorry to drag people into this #god #boost #mutual aid

[solarsleepless]

okay but ashlyn meets maddox behind the stage in the instance of ej buying a vip package of the tickets. she doesn’t meet the other two- just maddox.

not gonna go into details but there’s tension in the room. tension neither can explain until ash realises. (your honour this leads to a secretly dating trobe IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-)

OH MY GOD SECRETLY DATING TROPE

#oomf on twt said that they hate 'secret dating' w straight ships like 90% of the time and thats so real #queer secret dating just hits different (<- you know why.)

[yugiohz]

I won't publish the ask becuase i was asked to keep it unpublished but i still want to reply so:

i agree that i should have worded my post better even if it wasn't meant to be taken seriously so I'll keep that in mind :) language matters and I apologized for whoever i hurt

i still think it's difficult to talk sth like this out, especially when it's just anonymous messages and again, I'm not disagreeing with anything that was said but it's still not that easy to talk this out properly when there is no partner/opposite

like i guess it makes sense that my mutuals and friends didn't read it in bad faith and defended me, but it's also a justified reaction to criticize what i said, which is why i apologized in my final post (just in the tags but i meant it lol)

i have nothing else to say except that I'm def keeping this whole thing in mind :-)

dont rbelog etc im on my laptop i cant disable reblogs

#sth like this happens rarely on this blog so its whatever but i wish ppl would just reply with their blogs on dm me i dont biteee wallah #its much easier to try to communicate and listen to each other in good faith if u have a name or blog #even if thats still not a real identity but i guess u get what i mean #but i also understand that that might put u on the spot as u said this blog unfortunately has a large following so i understand why people #prefer anonymous and unpublished messages i dont wanna drag this out either #just wanted to let you know i read it and i took it to hear uwu #i guess i was irritated that my oomfs read my post in good faith but i cant expect that of random ppl online that's on me #i keep forgetting this is a public site and im a stranger to u guys so next time i will be more careful :)

[uzaydenizanasi]

COME BACK TO MEEEEEEEE

#uzay.txt #oomf's oomf starting bsd reminding me of my disease. it's so over bring them back. i can NOT do this for real #BRING THEM BACK TO MEEEEEEE UGH. GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cinna-bunnie]

I'm excited for my whetstone to come in tomorrow ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა ♡⁠ i ordered this 🤲🏾

🚶🏾‍♀️i kind of blew up the tips on 4/6 of my knives so i just wanted to sharpen them up again instead of ordering more since I've gotten good enough at it again to not break anything else lmao. i also just want to b able to sharpen things :3

#lmao on a side note there are sm holes through the board from the spikes. they're so crazy.. im not even putting some oomf into it #im curious about throwing it full strength but i also don't want to throw it straight into the wall 💀 but it is p satisfying #i like the knives though (￣ω￣ｏ) they r so friend shaped... im gonna sharpen the flat part so it'll b flat tipped but Sharp #testing it out i could still make a broken one stick so this'll work fine for sure :3 it's so nice 2 do. it is like a little stim.. #oh .. i have entered The Bedroom.. i am in between things.. let me throw all of them a few times real quick.. #*all r firmly stuck* yes this is good. now i may return to my little activities 🙂‍↔️

[floorpancakes]

#xxxholic #idk #chapter 203 #oomfs and friends may be aware of my 1980s sweater covered in math fractions with the answer on the back #that type of thing #as with watanuki most of my fashion headcanons for doumeki are 'canon + my logical conclusions and indulgences' #so ofc doumeki being unserious goofy vibe guy immediately makes me think of 80s-00s novelty wear #plus its a funny combo if you imagine him alternating between super smart cool monochromes to retro arcade carpet type shit #and then IMMEDIATELY to the biggest flex of all #nightmares tier novelty tshirts to bed #the real reason watanuki has to turn the lights off is so he doesnt have to look at them when they #mekis whole core is alternating between being an idgaf king who loves to troll and believes social norms are stupid and annoying #and being unironically rly cool and deeply driven and deliberate #not that these r mutually opposites or smth but i like the idea of fashion reflecting character #for example this outfit and his turtleneck and black and white suit addiction means hes cool as hell #but its also giving mourning vibes #when you want to mourn the death of your potential relationship but the situationship is so good you both dress like its the met gala #to hang out and drink wine and make eyes at each other

[damnamour]

What's Teriah?

#mariah x tessa #teriah #the young and the restless #mariah copeland #rey rosales #this scene looks so fake and unreal LMAO #oomf thought it was fake subs #but i promise you IT IS REAL!!! #THEY REALLY SAID THAT😭 #iconic if u ask me #and mariah looks so proud to explain what teriah means LOL #mine

[neilphen]

why dows ur family aht eveatles omg

I DONT KNOWW both my parents are children of the 70s so they have a general disdain for the era and music of it. and i know beatles is 60s but these are new wave lovers i live with!!! (i love it too :p) my parents would rather be caught dead than enjoy a beatle or beatle adjacent song its fs an ego thing on their youth

#personal #answered #its HEARTBREAKING and its HELLISH!!!!! #they will learn one day #my moms the only one who semi liked george but only cuz she thought he was hot #and shes so real for that #is this my old man oomf again.......who cant typw......hey...if it is hey.....