You should really look out for that “old man” of yours, Flo. These tracks don’t seem fully unstable and honestly, so does he… doesn’t it seem like he could fall all the way to the bottom at any moment now?
"Are you trying to imply something here? He’ll be finnee! I’ve shown him all the tips and tricks. With a great mentor like me, even he’ll be one of the best in no time. No way better than me, of course. That old man better not go falling on me, or he’ll have to deal with my wrath before he even gets to hit the ground!"
Tumblr mobile count your fucking days because the next time I get that candy crush ad that practically freezes my scrolling ability I’m shoving those jellybeans and that stupid fucking king guy so far up your metaphysical asshole you will be vomiting jellybeans for years to come.
Hell hath no fury like a tumblr user with no ad blocker.