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Let me be clear: although many think I don't have a real life, I do. I'm not just a Tumblr account... I have a family, dogs and a cat. I'm currently recovering from bronchitis 😮💨🫁, and dealing with the school holidays 👧🏼🛝 and lots to do at work. 🤯🤯🤯 That's why I'm not at all sorry for being MIA... I have my priorities, my family and my health...
I've said it a few times... Sam and Cait's shitshow is just a pastime for me... So back off, nasty Anons... You're wasting your time here🖕😜
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It's not a real timeline, but look at this amazing script... Brilliant... 😝🤣
1) Sam in London; 2) a "fan" says Sam was with a "female friend"; 3) Susie in London; 4) P's innuendos; 5) Susie posts latergrams in a hotel room and gym, it looks like one of rooms at the Firmdale hotels; 6) P says she won't publish without a real evidence 🤣; 7) Susie returns to her home; 8) Another "fan" says she saw Sam on a flight to Gran Canaria; 9) Sam shows himself in a mysterious room on IG Live; 10) Sam's small group of stalkers (surprisingly, they're not the evil shippers 😜🤣) certainly discover that it's not a room in a luxurious hotel (the kind Sam usually stays in) ***(Sam has people monitoring his online steps and who he follows on Instagram, etc... Nothing new there... But I'm curious how someone who isn't a fan gets "here"?! And this fandom have some here, they are not fans of Sam and Cait or Outlander. See below 😉); 11) P releases the name of the new blonde; 12) the current blonde posts several pics/videos showing some gym in Gran Canaria and an airbnb Villa; 13) Sam's voice appears in two of the blonde's videos; 14) B posts the blonde's airbnb Villa; 15) The war of the "queens of Mordor" begins (I don't believe anything about this war, but it's funny and keeps people entertained, just what SamCait and PR want); 16) B says that airbnb Villa is not the place where Sam did his Live; 17) B goes back on what she said, and shows that the male SH and the female SH are in the same Villa 🤣; 18) Chaos begins in the fandom; 19) Sam appears in Austria/Audi Ambassador stuff; 20) blonde posts with her son at her home (latergram... 🤦🏻♀️); 21) Ok... Susie, Sarah, who will be the next S? ⏰️
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Script to look like James Bond... Women and cars... ?! 🤦🏻♀️😬 No, you are not Bond, Mr. Heughan... Sorry! 😝😂
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But on the other hand...
You know.. I'm not on the "gay train", but hey... I can't blame anyone who thinks he's gay. And have you noticed how several women, linked to Sam, are always traveling to paradisiacal beaches or going to gyms with their gay friends... ?!? You don't even need to follow them on Instagram to know this, there are accounts here that posted everything about them... All that was missing was their blood type... 😝🤣
"Hawaiigate Oops Gran Canaria gate" didn't seem like a good script to prove that Sam occasionally has affairs with women... Even because the place is known for...
But, it certainly moves things around here... Just saying 🤷🏻♀️😂
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OMG... Laughing a lot with #Samarah... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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And Sam/PR decided to fix a flaw in the script and his speech, something that became a joke in this fandom, at least among shippers...
There are women in Glasgow, people! After 10 years, he finally had time to meet a woman there...
Amen 🙌
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I find it very difficult for a taurus man, who calls himself a romantic, who is used to staying in hotels like those from the FS and Firmdale chains and who has already made this type of comment...
Taking his supposed girlfriend to a place with these reviews... 🤔😬😂
After 10 years, Sam knowing how this fandom is, being the guy who claims to preserve his loved ones, would he leave breadcrumbs for "fans" to create a new story if he was really dating this woman? I'm amazed that she, with a son, gets involved in this shitshow, but who will know her reasons.... Even Cait used her pregnancy and child in the Belfast promo.
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Let's see if Sam will follow P's wishes and take Sarah to the TCND event... And let's pray 🙏.
I see THE RING 👰🏼♀️ #Samarah 🤣🤣🤣 This didn't even take 7 days, it seems! 🤣🤣🤣
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I still spend my free time looking at what SamCait shows and what this fandom says because I want to see the end of this shit, when Sam no longer has P or B and his onlys... One day Sam and Cait will fall into oblivion and that's why that they keep feeding this whole circus... What, or rather, who would Sam and Cait be without all this crap? I think it's funny that Sam pulls all this on himself... Except during promo, he's the one who moves things around here (right now Gran Canaria gate, Austria trip, Scottish Sun article, a new company with an enigmatic name... It could be SDFGINEEDTHISSHITSHOWCVBN 😝🤣, "Audi Quattro",...). But to me... This seems like something from someone protecting their loved ones, taking on all the shit for himself. Although, every now and then Cait needs to show that she is alive and with her husband by her side.
I watch and wait... And I know I'm not alone in this! 🧘🏻♀️😜
#sam heughan#caitriona balfe#sam and caitriona#outlander#shit show#fake life#it's a shitshow#fandom#outlander fandom
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OMG!!! A FELLOW AZUTARA SHIPPER!!
Please please please!!! What are your headcanons for this ship??? Like, how do you think they would meet and feel about each other? What would they feel when they realize they have a crush on the other??? And how do they get together???
And how do they navigate their relationship once they get to confess, considering they are both stubborn and that they would butt heads xD
AAAAAAAA, I wanna know all about it!!!
ok ok azutara headcanons GO:
these are not canon compliant cause we know how they meet and feel about each other and all that in canon lol
- azula isn’t evil by any means! yeah she’s a little bit of an asshole (or maybe a lot), but she was also a kid raised in an abusive household. katara on the other hand is a proud, self-proclaimed lovable asshole.
- they’ve been in the same social circle since they’re both kids of world leaders, but they weren’t fond of each other as kids.
- they forget about each other and meet again years later! when they’re adults, because you will never catch me writing an au where they’re 14. in canon, whatever. but i’m more comfortable writing characters closer to my age! you will also never catch me writing smut btw, it also makes me uncomfy.
- also azula has been in therapy since she became a legal adult and she has a good relationship with zuko because of it.
- so let’s say they meet again when they’re in their undergrad. neither of them recognize each other, both of em think of the other as “the smartass girl from my gen psych class”
- katara’s in bio pre-med but is 100% that girl that has three minors and a certificate in something. probably things like sociology, anthropology, women’s studies, etc.
- azula’s a business major. not by choice. i could definitely see her in something like forensic science or chemistry instead.
- anyways, they have a shared gen ed class and both of em are really into it because they both have mommy issues! which is why when they’re forced to work together on a project they decide they hate each other again.
- they realize that they knew each other in childhood when zuko and sokka walk into the water siblings’ shared apartment while katara and azula are fighting over making a powerpoint.
- katara makes an offhand comment about ozai being an asshole and azula just. loses it. bursts out crying. and katara’s there panicking like “oh my god what do i DO”
- katara ends up comforting azula and opens up about her mom to try and make azula feel less alone in the family trauma department. azula thinks she’s a dumbass but in a tsundere way where she secretly respects katara but won’t admit it.
- after that the two of em start hanging out out of class more often and (shocking, i know) enjoying each other’s presence
- katara realizes she has a crush first. it happens when they go to present their project and katara freezes up out of nowhere (which is so out of character for her) and azula immediately picks up her sentence and helps katara get through her part of the presentation
- so disaster bi katara ends up pining for at least a year because azula’s a dumbass who is subzero in flirting skills and completely oblivious
- azula’s also completely unaware that she’s gay as hell
- so azula realizes that she likes women…no not women…katara…at some sort of banquet where azula’s receiving a scholarship or smth and katara starts cheering for her from the audience (azula was tense, katara lightened the mood)
- so azula’s on stage having her gay awakening like “oh my god i’m in love with this dumbass who’s making a scene at this formal event and oh my god…” and as soon as she gets off stage she grabs katara’s hand and pulls her outside
- katara’s panicking and thinking azula’s pissed and goes to apologize but azula just. kisses her.
- katara’s immediate reaction is “fckin took you long enough”
- azula immediately goes red and is like “kat i realized i was gay less than five minutes ago please let me live”
- and therefore is subject to teasing for the rest of her life. the end.
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Sebastian and Marcus are on basically the same level of evil and I’ll prove it.
Bad Dads: Douglas my absolute beloved but he wasn’t great to Marcus, and with the timeline we get the only thing that makes sense is that Krane also had a hand in raising him. Marcus chose to be evil but the way he grew up left him no other option.
And of course, Sebastian had Krane and he was mind controlled probably most of his life.
In conclusion: Fuck Krane (no Douglas not like that)
Relationship with the Rats: Marcus sought them out specifically for the purpose of capturing them, it worked like a charm because they really wanted friends. We didn’t see much of it but he integrated himself enough to become their bestie. It was a plan from start to finish. (Side note: In Concert in a Can when he meets Donald for the first time and is like “omg you’re Donald Davenport!!” I like to imagine that Douglas told him “yea just stroke his ego a little. He’ll be putty in your hands)
The first time Sebastian meets the gang (we’re ignoring Secret Soldiers for this purpose because actions under mind control don’t count) he’s bonded with Adam like a baby duck, trying to find a home for his siblings. When they’re at the academy he’s super into the learning and wants to go on missions! Then he learns about Krane, and when he stages his rebellion he manipulates Chase into helping the same way Marcus did, just with less planning.
Crimes Begin: Marcus tried to murder Leo many times before the first Showdown to get him out of the way—the self-driving car, the robot in the lair, and then many times in Showdown. Leo’s only alive because he’s extraordinary clever, and because they weren’t gonna kill the protagonist on a Disney show.
Sebastian tried to kill Donald as a method of revenge—“a father for a father” type thing.
Crimes Continue: In Showdown, the goal was to abduct Adam, Bree, and Chase and make them bionic soldiers. Marcus then tried to shove Chase into a giant meat grinder (which we don’t talk about enough wtf) and tried to kill Leo again. Basically, doing what his dad had trained him to do for as long as he’s been alive. It’s bad but he doesn’t know how to be good.
I honestly don’t know what the goal of Rebellion was, but I’ll take the worst interpretation and say Seb wanted to kill the Rats + Donald and break everyone off the island. Not great but there’s very likely some residual brainwashing lingering there. I’m thinking about that scene in Screaming Skull where Adam tells Bob “oh right, you’re a blank slate cause of Krane’s mind control” when he doesn’t know what Halloween is. It’s possible the soldiers have been under his control most of their lives, and I can’t imagine what that kind of constant exposure to the Triton app would do to their brains. Anyway, in his head, Davenport wiped out his father and then took him and his siblings and made them into his soldiers. Which is basically Bionic Showdown from the Rats’ perspective. Again, not good, but can see how he got there.
Ending: Marcus got crushed by the rubble, then brought back, then killed again, then killed again. No that’s not a typo it happened twice.
Sebastian went to prison, and based on what we learned about the virus in One of Us it’s possible he blew up.
Neither of them got vindicated by the show.
Anyway I don’t know what the point of this is but I wanted to share it.
(PS: They’re both gay)
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This Week in BL
Sept 2022 Wk 2
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying the most.
Ongoing Series - Thai
The Eclipse (Fri YT) Ep 5 of 15 - Ayan is such a little blackmailing shit, but I love it for him. Also, they brought class into play. Which I always enjoy for added conflict. More longing gazes. Really these two are the kings of the longing gaze. Thua repping for overachieving queers. I see you baby boi. Omg Akk please just figure it out! Honestly? I wanted the Gifted but actually gay, and I got Blacklist but actually gay. Which is kinda of the same thing. So I’m pretty flipping happy.
My Only 12% (Fri iQIYI) Ep 5 of 15 - Oh boy. This was a rough one. (Still, sisters in BL = some of the best sisters in the world?) That scene with Eiw and his sister made me cry. When I talk about the frustration that I have with tropes like “kill the gay” or “keep them apart” and Chinese censorship, this is what I’m talking about. There have to be queer shows with happy endings because otherwise we don’t have a model for it being a possibility. Also, is this a foreshadow? Maybe. And then that scene with Cake trying to figure out what’s going on and not understanding and them just hurting each other = heartbreaking. On the flip end of my questionable taste spectrum: Peak sure knows how to play nong for a Thai take on classic noona romance and I am here for it (stalker photos tho, please don’t). For a more nuanced look at this ep read this.
Vice Versa (Sat on YT) Ep 9 of 12 - Perth’s character was a waste of, well, everything. Tun is such a needy af bf. Jeez. Hi Mix! You’re so cute. I like that Mix is the hottie outsider character du jour these days for GMMTV. Happy to have Mix show up as needed. Nothing much happened, I guess Tun’s choices are more understandable but he’s still a liar.
What If (Mon WeTV) on WeTV for VIP only (pay wall) Ep1-4 of 5 - from Wabi Sabi with all unknowns, starts very cute with middle school kids meeting, realizing they are neighbors and becoming besties. The hair is particularly terrible in this one. But it’s a fun dynamic with the younger one having the crush. It’s a short one (7 Project style) but the pacing is good and I’m enjoying it. Not sure if it will end well, tho.
Coffee Melody (Mon Viki) Ep 8 of 10 - Evil ex faen fatal booted. Yi and Pleng are sweeter than Jean (or I) can take. Jean is my precious child who thinks no one will take him seriously. Nothing happened. I’m bored.
Love in the Air (Thurs iQIYI) Ep 4 of 13 - it drove me to the dark side and and so I wrote a limerick. DUMPSTER FIRE TRASH WATCH ALONG HERE.
Unforgotten Night (Weds on GaGa) Ep 12fin - There is a moral to this “story” but I’m not sure what it is. Don’t combine your BDSM-but-not-really BL pulp with plumbing issues? In the end, this dumpster fire was extinguished by a garden hose and all we’re left with is leaky pipes and the smell of damp trash. The only kinks were in the hose. Could be worse, I suppose. Hard to imagine how, tho. (Finished TRASH WATCH HERE) 5/10 WATCH IT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, BUT I WARNED YOU
Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Takara-kun and Amagi-kun (Japan Thurs GaGa & Viki) 4 of 8 - This is such an adorable show. I know I keep saying this. And I keep saying how incredibly good it is a portraying high school first love. But to get Takara’s perspective and flashbacks to the original foundation of his crush is just great at the halfway mark. I’m chuffed. To see Takara’s flaws and teenage awkwardness underneath the cool exterior! Nothing really happened. But I’m not expecting much to happen in this drama. It’s reminding me so much of early super soft super sweet yaoi, like Maki Kazumi’s Desire.
About Youth (Taiwan Mon GaGa) Ep 3-4 of 10 - This show is so painfully genuine and earnest that it becomes charming, and I’m so glad I get to begin my week with it.
Minato’s Laundromat (Japan Weds GaGa) Ep 11 of 12 - this episode really messed with my my head and may hear and days later I am still processing, you can read me trying to figure out why I feel this way in the SQUEE WATCH ALONG
NOTE: Yes I think the pink haired guy who takes a photo of them is from an early BL too. But MDL was no help. I wanna say it’s someone like Saito Yasuka from Ai no Kotodama, but it isn’t? Bah.
Papa & Daddy 2 (Mon GaGa) Ep 6 of 8 - It’s fine. The parents are awful. People react badly to them being out. Tra la la.
It’s Airing But I’m Not Watching it
Work from Heart (Thurs WeTV? YouTube?) from DV8 an office BL featuring lots of other couples. Stars Love With Benefits pairing Gameplay & Folk. It isn’t even listed on WeTV streaming in my territory, but it is airing to WeTV Thailand. No word on distribution.
Oh My Sunshine Night - I’m scared it’s gonna be sad, so I’m waiting for spies to tell me it’s safe
180 Degree Longitude Passes Through Us - ditto to OMSN
Way of Y - too hard on my soul, will I watch it eventually? Maybe? Probably not. I think we have and ITSAY situation going on here.
In Case You Missed It
PPKrit won this year's Seoul Drama Awards Outstanding Asian Award for his role in I Promised You The Moon. And Yusei Yagi won the SDA's Outstanding Asian Star for My Beautiful Man.
GMMTV's Bad Buddy won the Best LGBTQ+ Programme Made In Asia in this year's Content Asia Awards.
On Cloud Nine finished its run, I watched the final ep. it seems to have remained pulp, pretty, terrible sound, and if not sad at least ambiguous about it’s ending. So I’m keeping it as a dnf and you can watch at your own peril.
Gossip
New high school set paranormal Thai BL announced for 2023. Normally I wouldn’t report on something Thai this far out, but it’s to star 2 of the biggest guns we got: Singto Prachaya + Fluke Natouch. It’s called Shadow and is from VIU. Full (and coherent for a change) description on MDL.
JBL Eternal Yesterday will premiere on October 20th, taking over Takara-kun and Amagi-kun's time slot.
Otherwise, it’s been pretty quiet round BL parts recently.
Next Week Looks Like This:
Starting: Tomorrow 9/11 Fahlanruk (Thai) GaGa Sundays, 12 eps, 45 min ea. 9/14 Once Again (Korea) Viki Thursdays GaGa Fridays, 8 eps, 25 min ea, 9/16 More Than Words (Japan) Amazon Prime Video JP (only?) no word on international.
Ending: Minato’s Laundromat and What If.
I posted a full September lineup here!
This week’s best moments?
This bit in My Only 12% was striking enough to get it’s own post. Yes, I was snarky about it.
Another bout of 2nd lead syndrome for me. It’s a chronic illness at this point.
I love him unreasonably. (The Eclipse)
And him too.
Takara’s response to the fix for overcrowded trains = boys sitting in each other’s laps. I laughed so hard. (How much do I want Amagi to just casually sit on his lap on their date next week? SO MUCH. Takara might faint.)
Takara thinks about having sex with Amagi, falls into a wall. Been there, dude.
Also trying to be the best boyfriend in the world (but also cool). Look at Amagi’s little face!!!
(last week)
Current earworm? The Song from BTOB
#this week in BL#BL news#BL updates#BL update#BL in the news#BL episode recap#BL gossip#Thai BL#Korean BL#Taiwanese BL#Japanese BL#best moment of BL#recommended BL#best BL#BL reviews#upcoming BL#Star Hunter Studio#GMMTV#GaGaOOLaLa#Rakutan Viki#adapted from a y-novel#adapted from a manga#adapted from a manwha#live action yaoi#Vietnamese BL#worst bl#bad BL#Fahlanruk#Once Again the series#Once Again
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Here I am, back to my eternal habit of getting obsessed over obscure stuff whose fandom is either tiny or virtually non-existent...
This manga is probably what I would dub as ‘The spy camaraderie you never knew you needed’ (or that it even existed…)
But this was, in fact, a classic work and was really popular in Japan during its time. Just that for some reasons, the manga never made it to international attention - which is a real pity, because, seriously, this is good. Like really really really good.
And the bromance? 24k gold grade, I rest my case.
From Eroica With Love (Manga) Review
Genre: Shoujo, Adventure, Action, Historical, Comedy
Author: Aoike Yasuko
Running Years: 1976 - 2012
Synopsis (taken from BakaUpdates):
"What happens when a gay art thief and a conservative NATO officer cross paths? Disaster, of course. Dorian is an aristocrat, a thief, and a hedonist; Klaus is a duty-driven espionage agent with no patience for fools.
Follow them as they chase each other across the globe -- from Britain to Baghdad, from Alaska to Alexandria, from Moscow to Madrid. Spectacular locations and non-stop adventures await!"
Length: Completed with 39 volumes
Translation: Ongoing at about 25 volumes - as of 2022
Note: Some sources may list this manga’s genre as Shounen-ai. Well, yes, “ai” (or romantic interaction) between 2 male characters does get depicted in this manga, but it isn’t between the two male leads. And the amount of “ai” you’ll get to see in the whole series is like… 1%. But before you conclude that this will make you want to / not want to read this manga, hear me out first —
Personal review:
➕ The Characters: Meet Earl Dorian Red Gloria, codenamed “Eroica”, a gorgeous, flamboyant, charismatic British thief with blonde hair so perfectly curled it could rival Candy Candy (this is a classic shoujo, what else do you expect?), whose purpose in life is to steal whatever suits his fancy, and causes a lot of havoc while he’s at it.
Meet also Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach, nicknamed “Iron Klaus”, an equally gorgeous, uptight, formidable German officer with black hair so perfectly straight it probably comes from a L’Oreal ad (have I mentioned this is a classic shoujo?), whose goal is to hunt down Earl Dorian, but somehow never actually catches him(?)
(The 1970s — that period of manga art when guys are 10 times prettier than girls...)
They are both very likeable characters, each with quirks so special that’ll make you remember them in no time. Behind his facade as an art thief, Earl Dorian is an adorable, sympathetic man who values his teammates and has actual sensitivity for beautiful things. Major Klaus might first come off as an arrogant, vulgar man (but his vulgarity is really funny omg), but would you believe that he sings “Mary Has A Little Lamb” to himself in order to sleep? Awwwwww.
Surrounding these two men is a very diverse, colourful cast of supporting characters. With this being a comedy manga, almost every character in From Eroica With Love is funny as hell - so protect your stomach well, because the probability of you hurting it while reading this is transcendently high...
➕ The Story: Set during the Cold War period and against the backdrop of a vibrant Europe, the story tells the extravagant adventures of Earl Dorian and Major Klaus as they tail after top-secret intel, tear down evil conspiracies, take out wicked villains, tumble into life-threatening situations, all while trying to outwit and annoy the f*** out of each other.
With the title clearly inspired by the James Bond novel “From Russia With Love”, this manga, for the most part, is an endearing parody of the spy fiction genre. Do not be fooled by its shoujo label and its relatively strange first volume. The manga started off rather ridiculous (a trio of college-age ultra-geniuses with ESP abilities given to them by a mysterious man in the forest? What again…), but very soon developed into action-packed espionage with, surprisingly enough, a great deal of real-life historical, cultural and political references. Twists and turns await as we tag along with Earl Durian and Major Klaus chasing after each other (for various hilarious reasons) and dealing with international-scale events across the globe.
➕ The Art: Bearing what I would call 'signature 1970s shoujo art', From Eroica With Love’s feminine, old-style art may take some time to get used to, but will certainly grow on you. Yasuko-sensei certainly deserves praise for her masterful control over both character designs, scenery as well as action sequences.
➕ The Bromance: And, of course, the most important part of this review, the bromance.
Though it’s established very early on that Dorian is gay and always ready to woo whichever man that piques his attention, and that the manga is debatably considered shounen-ai, there's no canon romance between the two male leads (or is there?).
Starting out as enemies, and arguably still ending as enemies, these two’s dynamics are a real delight to watch. While they couldn’t stop blocking each other’s business and even occasionally get into physical fights, they also pull each other out of trouble plenty of times. There’s just some sort of undeniable camaraderie that hovers above their constant bickering and throwing curses at each other.
(Why be normal bros when you can point guns and knives at each other?)
But beyond the bromance front, some may sense that Dorian develops feelings for Klaus along the course of the story, and one can’t help but notice that Klaus’ behaviour towards Dorian is, at times, significantly more tender compared to how he treats others. And then there are those yearning intense stares…
(Dorian & Klaus: A tale of unresolved sexual tension that spans almost 40 years…)
The manga never dwells into fan service or has them go lovey-dovey, and even after its supremely long run of almost 4 decades, we never get an answer to the burning question "Will they or won't they fall in love?".
But that certainly doesn't stop the fans from zealously shipping them two together. Because, enemies-to-comrades-to-lovers? We simply devour that trope.
➖ The Negative: To some, the art may look slightly funny in later volumes, but I wouldn’t fault the author much for that. After all, by that time, Yasuko-sensei is already in her 50s-60s.
➖ And what was that first volume really - to deter people from loving this manga too much? (￣▽￣) An entertaining bunch of characters with pretty detailed characterisation (to the point that I almost thought they were the mains!) got introduced, only for them to never appear again after volume 1. Albeit, this may not exactly be a negative thing, since I can tell that most of us would prefer the screentime to be spared for our two lovely male leads.
All in all, I highly recommend this amusing series. So sad that the translation is only about ⅔ completed at the moment (╥_╥), and the English volumes are essentially out of print (I've checked, it costs minimum 400 bucks to obtain 15 volumes, yep, no joke). Talk about falling in love with a niche manga…
#from eroica with love#eroica yori ai o komete#bromance manga#bromance recommendation#dorian red gloria#klaus heinz von dem eberbach#70s manga
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omg yes pls make the list of fics
This is the most important list I’ll ever make
Here’s the very important list of fics I read once a week (or ones i recently found that I predict I will read once a week)
Big shoutout to @phanfictioncatalogue as ao3 scares me and I wouldn’t have found it without them
Some of these are a bit dark because I’m emo uh pls read tags
A Stolen Ring (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan’s not normal. Why?
He's not human, he has a mysterious ring, and he hates Phil Lester. They have a strange past, one filled with bullying and avoidance, but when Dan turns into an incubus, everything changes. He struggles with his identity and cries himself to sleep most nights, yearning to be normal. And somehow the universe makes it worse by bringing him and Phil together - in the most literal sense.
Absolutely Lovely (ao3) - Autumn_Kismet
Summary: His friends and family think he's acting strange, they're worried that he's depressed again, but Dan doesn't see it. The only thing he sees is the new guy at school, the quirky one with the black hair and stunning blue eyes, and that's bad. So bad... because he likes him, and Dan can't like him. Dan can't be gay. He'll lose his family, he'll lose his friends... he'll become just like his father, and that's the last thing that he wants in the entire world. It's a scary thought that he doesn't think will ever go away and if there's the possibility of that happening, of him becoming the disgusting monster that his father was, or is, then maybe the world is better off without him, regardless of what PJ's dad, his mum's new husband, has to say.
Believe in Me (ao3) - Elleberquist6
Summary: Dan Howell is living at home while he’s saving money for college, which isn’t easy since his parents don’t understand him. Unlike them, he loves dogs, is a vegetarian, has no interest in the family business, and he despises the supernatural. He struggles to accept things that are illogical, even though he is a kitsune. Kitsune are foxes whose powers involve the ability to cast illusions, but Dan just wants to be normal. Phil Lester has just moved to London, where he works as a dog walker. When his path crosses with Dan, Phil is eager to get to know him. Unfortunately, Phil soon finds that being friends with Dan is far more complicated than he could have imagined.
Break Me (ao3) - MySecretsX
Summary: In this world, you're marked with black. That's if you have a soulmate at least. Everyone is destined to cross paths with the one who is meant for them, at least once in their lives.
When you and your soulmate meet, you will touch, if only briefly, and the exact area of skin you touch with the other turns from black to white, with streaks of blue, purple, yellow, all marbled in with each other.
Daniel Howell is well-known in town. People cross the street if they're approaching him and newcomers to the neighbourhood are warned about his presence. Exactly like the Lester's were. But Phil Lester has other ideas, he saw the pain within the boy, how bad can he really be?
Bury Your Flame (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)
Summary: After receiving a dragon egg when his grandfather passed away, Phil is forced to ask for help from the local dragon tamer. As he soon finds out, Dan Howell is nothing he’s been expecting. Infuriating, ludicrous, and completely lacking respect, Dan is everything Phil hates. But Phil will do anything to make his grandfather proud, even if that means getting help from the local cluck.
Cat and Mouse - jilliancares
Summary: Dan Howell is the Panther. He's evil, nefarious, ingenious, and good at coming up with adjectives for himself. The Raven is a nuisance, but he's definitely the most fun part when it comes to being a villain. As a child, Dan had been scared of his powers. He'd been weak. He'd become strong, though. Strong enough to torment the city; strong enough to annoy the Raven with every opportunity he got.
changes (turn and face the strange) (ao3) - happy_hufflepuffle
Summary: Kath likes to think she doesn't miss things when it comes to her family. But maybe this time she did.
Or, Kath watches Phil through the years.
Christmas Coming Out (ao3) - FandomFeels17
Summary: He didn't intend to come out to his mum in his future mother in law's kitchen at Christmas... But here he was, doing exactly that.
class a klutz (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan's an asshole who stars in high quality films and Phil's just a clumsy idiot who has bad timing.
Dogs - dans-awkward-phanfics
Summary: Phil’s dog has the habit of getting him into bad situations and Dan is Phil’s next door neighbour that seems to hate him and his dog. Oddly enough, their dogs like each other. Really like each other.
Ethereal (ao3) - Sinncity
Summary: Dan’s not normal. In fact, he’s never met a single person exactly like him. No one else can move objects with their mind, just by a simple thought. He lives life carefully, limited interactions and semi-non-existent social life. That is, until a pair of sapphire eyes change everything.
Get Out Your Damn Umbrellas (ao3) - llamalamp
Summary: Phil's only gone for one weekend.
Apparently that's all the time it takes for everything to fall apart.
Head Down Low - camisadan
Summary: Dan isn’t right. He’s not like most of the others, he’s not genetically pure. He has no destined path, he has nothing going for him in life. He’ll be lucky to get himself a job in a fast food kitchen, and everyone looks down on him like he’s a piece of dirt stuck at the bottom of their shoe. Except one person: Phil Lester.
I love him (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Phil had hidden who he really was for such a long time that he was scared of people knowing the truth.
Luckily Dan comes into his life, making him feel safe and so extremely happy.
Dan makes Phil feel less scared to be himself, and he finally feels comfortable and ready to come out and show the real side of him.
No more fear, no more secrets, no more hiding.
I Want It, I Got It (ao3) - Yiffandquiff (paradisobound)
Summary: Phil Lester was a worker for the BBC in London. Working in the advertising department, he was content being alongside his friend and fellow coworker PJ during every shift. However, the BBC is temporarily being used as a film set for a new movie starring Hollywood ‘It’ star, Daniel Howell. Being stuck as an extra on the set, Phil finds it’s hard to ignore the famous star. And maybe, just maybe, Dan finds it hard to ignore Phil as well.
Make Me Feel Like Someone Else - sin-n-city
Summary: His strong persona is gone, broken into a million pieces and it feels as though all of him is shattered. "They kicked me out." Phil doesn't know it in him to walk away now.
Or the one where Dan gets kicked out of home for admitting his gay and runs into a guy named Phil, who doesn't have it in him to let Dan stay on the streets.
Midnight Garden (ao3) - silentdescant
Summary: In which Phil is a gardener at the palace and Dan is a reclusive prince.
pastry chef attempts to steal phil's heart (ao3) - sierraadeux
Summary: If anyone asks, Prince Philip's sneaky morning journeys down to the royal pastry kitchen are for nothing more than the perfect cup of coffee.
restless (ao3) - overwhelmedbysonder
Summary: Breathe. Just breathe.
In. Out. In. Out. In.
It’s not that I don’t try. I see my family, my friends, visiting with their faked smiles and forced laughter, desperately trying to pretend that things are fine, that nothing’s changed. I see them and I want to reach out, I want to look at them and smile and reassure them that I’m here and I’m fine and I’m here, but I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t.
Or, the one where Phil struggles with depression, PTSD and being mute, and Dan just wants to hug him.
Shut Your Mouth and Listen Closely (ao3) - SimplyUndead
Summary: Dan is mute with an unfortunate past. Phil is a nice boy with a warm heart and love to give.
The Blind Boy - jilliancares
Summary: Dan Howell liked to think of his entire life as a series of tragic accidents. Because really, how many people can say that they managed to become blind and obtain a supposedly Cute Boy’s hate all in the span of one year? And Phil Lester has not had the best school life, so in order to avoid bullying or a bad reputation, he refuses to take shit from anyone at this new school. Even if that someone just so happens to be blind.
The Music In Me (ao3) - DiamondValley
Summary: Phil takes on Martyn’s bet that he can’t learn to play the piano and gets lessons to prove him wrong. He expects a few things:
- He’ll be terrible
- He’ll get bored very quickly because he is terrible
- Martyn will win the bet, but he’ll have tried something new and completed his new year’s resolution
What he doesn’t expect is the instant connection he forms with his curly-haired piano teacher.
the second tetris block (ao3) - dizzy
Summary: Things seem to be falling into place for Phil.
The Slave Boy (ao3) - Phandiction
Summary: On his eighteenth birthday Phil receives a quiet and timid slave boy as a gift from his father. Phil intends to make Dan his friend more than a slave but social status and pressure from his father forces the two to keep an emotional distance when it comes to being in public. Behind closed doors though the Master and his slave become close. Phil is expected to take over his father's business and marry a prestigious young girl but this isn't what the young Master wants. What he wants is something he can't have in his world, his slave boy.
they grew up so nicely, didn't they? (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Cornelia doesn’t just get a boyfriend when she starts dating Martyn, she gets a whole second family too. Kath and Nigel welcome her with open arms and she becomes a pseudo older sister to Phil.
She is there watching from the sidelines as a boy bolts right into Phil’s heart and sets up camp. She gets to watch as Dan and Phil build careers and an internet community and all the trials and tribulations, as well as the pride and happiness, it brings along.
They'll Tear Us Apart If You Give Them the Chance (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan and Phil are both princes and they've been taught to hate each other their whole lives. They meet in a forest.
Those Who Trust - theshyauthor
Summary: (TW) Dan used to be a submissive and now he’s just a broken shell of a man.
Trust Me, I'm Broken Too (ao3) - natigail
Summary: The Lesters – the royal family of his homeland – was nothing like Dan thought they would be. Well, the King was just as horrible as he had heard but the King’s brother’s son, who was third in line for the throne, was nothing like Dan thought he’d be. Dan had been adrift for three years going from one “place of employment” to another, only his life was seen as worthless and he was more property than an employee. He had never imagined he’s end up as the property of Prince Philip.
The Prince had no intention of ever taking on a personal servant, which was a fancy name to disguise the fact a law essentially enslaved people. Phil often had to do things he didn’t want to or risk being removed from the succession to the crown. If that happened, who knew who his tyrant of an uncle would pick as a successor? When pressured into the choosing, he’d wanted to go for the most innocent, young girl, but hard brown eyes caught his attention instead.
Venus’s Looking Glass - auroraphilealis
Summary: Shy!punk!Phil has been crushing on confident!pastel!Dan for years now, but he’s never felt comfortable enough to do anything about it until he accidentally comes out to his brother Martyn, who is nothing but supportive. It’s Martyn’s idea to woo Dan with flowers - only, he didn’t mean do it anonymously.
we’ll never be royals (extended) - phanimist
Summary: royalty au where phil's the kind handsome prince and dan's a poor commoner who dreams of becoming world class musician. phil's parents hold a ball so he can meet his suitors, but he ends up falling for the pianist instead.
where we belong (ao3) - parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Summary: "Only you," Martyn says.
"Only me what?"
"Only you could end up stranded in the middle of nowhere with a gay author who writes gay books. Jesus Christ, Phil."
In which Phil is snowed in with nobody but the mysterious dark haired author next door for company.
Weather With You (ao3) - Evening42
Summary: Phil moves to an isolated cottage to start his dream of writing a novel. He meets a mysterious silent stranger on the beach who has a tragic history.
This is pathetic😭
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onepiece liveblogs 811-812
yea babeyyyyy
811!!
wow caesar just completely unable to read the room huh. not even charming like when luffy does it 🙄
get his ass chopper
sanji looks so chill w his sunglasses on lol he looks like he's about to go cruising around in a convertible
luv the strawhats fucking up enemies
so all the women in one piece are drawn w/yuri legs but honestly brook and sanji have it a bit too lol
also obligatory - I haaate how the women look in modern one piece style, I miss the style from the beginning of the show sooo much, everyone was so cute ughhghhgh
the men too honestly why is everyone all roided out. why are the necks Like That
n e wayz
nah sanji don't listen to caesar of all people re: the minks
nami and wanda gay meetcute fighting <3
like liiiiterally nami pinning and straddling wanda????? nami my beloved lesbian
OOOOBHHHH chopper taking charge and triaging oooooobbhh I loooove when he does medical stuff awbhh
^biased bc I'm currently in medicine school
NAAMI ILY NAMI
chopper forcing caesar to help...yes get his ass chopper<3
omg nekomamushia Large. like I knew that but seeing sanjji climb on him puts it in perspective lol
all the straw hats helping w the medical stuff <333
nami wanda mistaken enemies to lovers speedrun
I luv franky did u know
chopper pulling day AND night shifts he's such a dedicated Dr aww
luffy's like fuck yes I wanna meet the giant cat guy
loving the subtle full moon foreshadowing w/the minks
brook should do some musical exposition
THE DRAMA I LOVE IT YUMMMMMMMM
omg pekoms I was wondering when he'd appear
this is so tense and it's taking so long to find out where sanji went I can't even imagine reading this live lol
812!
awwww nojiko and genzo!!!! <333
so many people in this arc wearing sunglasses lol
sanji becomes a furry then gets kidnapped: the arc
nami seeing sanji being annoying like :|
Kill Him Nami
yea I don't wanna see momo's human form either bc of that haircut 😅 ik it's traditional but uh. oof
caesar's evil thought bubbles of 'why must I be forced to do non-evil things' lmfaoooo
'the animal kingdom pirates'? that aint is chief lol
also me reading that as animal cracker pirates lmfao
HHHHHHHHHHHH THE DRAMATIC TENSION (for me, upon reread, seeing caesar freak out bc he thinks the big mom pirates are here for him, BUT THEY'RE REALLY HERE FOR SANJI...ok and caesar but ALSO SANJI)
'when did we become bros' ok get his ass sanji.
wowww caesar fucked over big mom. Good Going Moron lol
I do love when sanji gets to be like. strategic. that's one of my favorite aspects of his character, and it separates him nicely from zoro & luffy, the other main fighters - I especially love early on in the story when sanji will go full sneaky and run off to ruin the enemies plans before anyone realizes what's happening
so yea I love him being in charge here
him glaring down at bege...does sanji have any idea that bege is here for him??? I don't remember but hhhhhh juicy
brook is like. comically tall and skinny lol
HAHAHAHA the panel of pekoms hugging sanji is FANTASTIC lol
damnnnnn I forgot that pekoms was willing to let sanji go and take the fall w/big mom...
PEKOMS OH NO does he actually die I don't remember. doubt it
ok bege's power is like. SO weird and One Piece™ and also cool??? like wtf. his nickname is 'gang' and like. yeah. he is a whole gang bc he's a castle with a bunch of shrunken dudes in him lol
Bag Of Holding Ass Powers..
ngl i fucking LOVE in one piece when a character is like 'I have the ____-____ fruit. I'm a ____man' like idk why but that tickles me lol
like bege saying 'I have the castle-castle fruit. I'm a castle man' fantastic 10/10
omg I forgot abt bege's guy who looks like a cross between chrollo hxh and ryuk deathnote and is also named vito (godfather reference that I now understand after watching it lol)
like mannnnn it's so weird that they all go inside bege lmao but also it makes sense. bc its one piece
I feel like sanji must know something is up, with everyone else chained up on the floor and he's at the table talking to bege - though it could be that sanji's the one in charge, but stiiiiill...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSS
SOOOOOOO FUCKING HYPE legit probably my favorite cliffhanger in all of one piece MANNNNNNNNN
like. listen. AUGHHHHH so much. the 'chapter 800+ secret family reveal' WOULD NOT WORK in like 99.9% of stories but it flows PERFECTLY in one piece bc there is such a precedent for this sort of thing!! for the sort of behavior where you never ever talk about your 'real' (biological) family or where you came from bc IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!! OF ONE PIECE!!!!! that the characters get to CHOOSE where they belong and who their family is
(also this reveal happening so late makes the sabo reveal - the 'chapter 500+ secret amnesiac brother reveal' - seem practically early lol)
and like, obviously this theme of choosing your family is handled a lot - like everything with ace, who does exactly this ^ and yet is still burdened by his blood
but ok what I'm getting at is that in basically any other story, a reveal about one of the main characters coming this late would be suuuuuch a stupid asspull, but in this case, it's one of the best writing decisions in the story in ages
like half the straw hats have mysterious/unknown biological origins - nami, zoro (outside of SBSs), franky, sanji (before now), brook (ig lol)...even luffy's mom and robin's dad and stuff are never mentioned. and none of this is ever really remarked upon - they DO have family, even if it isn't by blood
so the story sets this standard that the found family is The family and it doesn't matter where the characters came from. and this is the 'right' way of going about things, that the straw hats and other 'good guys' support
however, not everyone in the story agrees with this. which is huuuuge and so so juicy. like, ace gets to choose his brothers and his pirate dad/family, but the world govt will NOT forget or ignore his biological parentage, and they kill him for that. GODDDD it's so goooood
so you get the POV charaters (straw hats) who believe that where you came from biologically doesn't matter, and a lot of the antagonist characters who think it DOES matter.
so this creates the perfect atmosphere for us to never hear about the vinsmokes, bc we're seeing things via the straw hats, and sanji would never want or need to mention them, ever
the antagonists, though...different story. so that allows the perfect time for a reveal here!!!!
and HHHHH there are some EXCELLENT little tidbits earlier in the story - obviously sanji mentioning he's from north blue, and even his name w/the 'three'...it's stuff that's so small that it can easily be brushed aside if it doesn't amount to anything, but since it did we can look back and be like oh shiiiit
even him calling himself mr prince!!! like...he technically IS a prince by blood!!!
and like, ik a lot of people thought he'd be a celestial dragon, but I think it's better this way, bc if he DID have knowledge of the celestial dragons, even from when he was a kid, that would be useful in a way that would make it look bad if he witheld the knowledge previously, whereas the vinsmokes existing and sanji knowing about them doesn't really help anything...anyways, rambling.
so I love the last panel here, with sanji just looking completely shocked and horrified. because it isn't like he's really been hiding his past on purpose - he thought it didn't matter where he was originally from, because with the straw hats, it DIDN'T!!
but I feel like he had to have thought about it at least sometimes - what would happen if the vinsmokes came looking for him for whatever reason
but at the same time, we find out later that they basically kicked him out and told him to never come back, so he probably thought he'd never have to deal with them again (though I feel like he had to have wondered if he'd ever run into them in his travels...)
aaaanyways okay this is getting long and this is literally just the beginning of my long meta rants I'm sure. more to come soon!
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My thoughts on Gap the series, episode 1, in no particular order. It's kinda long, oops
The dome shots in this show are so pretty. Dome shots, my beloved.
On that same note, the cinematography is very good for this show. The colors, the styling, the sets and the lighting are brilliant. It's so colorful and beautiful.
It's very telling that Mon always have some pink in her outfits so far meanwhile Sam always have black in her outfits.
Mon is in love already so the pink. And her first outfit was mainly white, showing her innocence.
Black has many meanings. It's elegant and classy, a nod to Sam's high position.
It's also a color associated with evil and darkness which can be a nod to Sam 's reputation in the company and also her bleak life, devoid of colors.
The first time we see Sam in white is after Mon 's introduction to her life which could mean things. White isn't in Sam 's color palette before that dress despite how well it goes with her usual black.
The styling team is doing a tremendous job all in all. I love Mon 's earrings, I want all of them. I want Sam 's white top/cloak/dress. That's the most gorgeous piece of clothing that I ever saw.
Sam's heels in her introduction were so gorgeous too. I don't like heels and I still want those.
The whole dream dance scene was so good. I melted when dream Sam put dream Mon 's hand on her own neck. This is what I live for.
Baby Mon is so fucking cute. The cutest kid ever.
Mon adopted Sam's pet then? Omg that's a great trope. It means more shots of the cute doggo, right? Right?
Meeting your soulmate when they saved your life might be cliched but I love it.
I really should have seen the parallel coming.
Sam saving Mon when Mon wondered if Sam has changed too much was chef's kiss. That was dramatic irony done well.
The writing is so good so far. I am so happy.
Freen and Becky look so good. They're such pretty women. We're really winning today.
I am really liking the rest of the supporting cast so far. They're all fun to watch.
Yuki is a good friend. Even I would pull Mon 's cheeks at the first opportunity. Mon is so cute.
Mon 's parents are so cute together. It shouldn't have taken me this long to figure out that he was her stepfather but this is on me.
Sam 's grandmother is really horrible. God, that ultimatum was awful.
So that company is basically Sam 's only ticket to freedom 😭
Is Sam the thirdborn? I really wanna know the full deets about what happened to her siblings.
Kirk is really nice for a forced fiancee. I wasn't expecting to like him this much.
Sam's entrance to the office really gives me Devil wears Prada vibes and I love it.
Tbh Mon shouldn't have just stood there while everyone was rushing but then again how else would Sam get a good first look at her future wife then.
Not me clinging to Sam asking if Mon is okay when they fell on the stairs. See the ice queen cares!
Was that bracelet a gift? It costs 5 million baht and 50 million baht seems to be the goal for Sam's deal with grandmother. So was that just an arbitrary number that they decided on? Sam doesn't actually needs that money?
Poor Mon is really disappointed that her idol is not like what she thought.
Mon, you are really gone for Sam. She really said I don't want to be in this country if things don't work out with Sam.
Very gay of her tbh, I say this as a queer woman in love with another woman who would totally change countries for my gf.
When we see Sam pinning for Mon, then what? How will I survive that.
I loved the humor so far in the show. HR lady saying she didn't wanna go job searching again, the dinner scene with Mon 's parents, Sam cracking a joke and the reaction 😂
Sam, you could have just put Mon 's purse away or moved around. Why do I feel like you are just trying to talk to Mon? And then being rude to hide it.
The next office scene: Yup, called it.
Sam and Kirk 's friendship looks so precious. I hope it remains this way.
Sam really likes candles, doesn't she? Gift her candle when the time comes, Mon.
Grandma's house has servants but Sam's doesn't. Hmmm. Interesting.
Sam's signature color is black so far but her car is yellow which is very eye catching. That's an interesting combo of colors.
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I AM SOOO EYES EMOJI @ PATTON RN. HMMMMM. he is referencing philosophers and bringing up smart things. hmmmmm. he wants 2 be director so bad hmmm. he keeps saying "you know how i like x" like. stating obvious facts. possibly suspicious. hmmmmm 🤨🤨🤨🤨
virgil as lights guy. hes just like me fr haha i used to do that <3
"youre lazy AND youre gay??? FIRED" <<CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD. THAT WAS SO FUNNY
VIRGIL IS BEAING SO MEAN 2 HIM :(
OHHHHHH THE VOICE SWITCH. OHOHO PORTAL1 GLADOS MOMENT
he can CONTROL THEM???? (<<HAND OVER LOGANS MOUTH??)
OH FUCK ITS THE SNAKE GUY!!!!!!!!! COOL ohhhhh so hes deciet. so hes. lies. ok. ok i get it now. is he like. pattons opposite or something. like morality vs lying .... oooooh thats good . hes evil and silly i like him
THE DARK SIDES ?!?!?HEGDHDGSJSS OH I CAN'T WAIT. THATS SO RIDICULOUS AND SO SO VERY FUN. IS THE PIRATE GUY ONE OF THESE. I CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM.
THAT WAS SO GOOD we love a good moral dilemma. omg. eyes emoji. i love deciets makeup the snake face is soooo cool..... oh theres probably such good fanart of this guy
HEHEHEHEHE :33 DECEIT MY BELOVED!!! yeah “patton” is sososo suspicious in this episode and YOU CAUGHT A LOT OF THE DETAILS!!! there r some that u don’t rly notice until someone else brings it up and then ur like “hey wait YEAH” like “babies come rom messenger falcons” when we KNOW patton thinks they come from storks, and “patton” wearing the old cardigan around his shoulders instead of the cat hoodie, appearing at the beginning of the episode instead of rising up into frame, etc etc THERE R SO MANY LITTLE HINTS AUGH THE DETAIL
joan is so so funny i love them. THE “WHO BROKE THIS VASE” MONOLOGUE IS MY FAVOURITE it was an old fandom meme for a while and it’s so funny. i love joan <3
GRABS U BY THE SHOULDERS. DECEIT AND PATTON NARRATIVE FOILS. THE REPRESENTATION OF C!THOMAS’ FAITH AND MORALITY VS THE SNAKE TEMPTING HIM INTO DECEPTION AND SIN. CAN YOU HEAR ME. and yes. there is INSANE fanart of this guy. fucking pieces of art that look like they should be a museum it’s like c!techno he’s literally Just Some Guy but the art of him is exquisite
#whiskey yelling into the void#friend tag :3#I’M SO GLAD U LIKED THAT EPISODE :33#u don’t get to meet remus for a little while yet but you will fucking love him i think#silly funny little guy!!!! :3
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Hola Dani 👋🏼 ¿cómo estás bebecita? Espero que tu día haya estado mucho mejor que el mío (that bar is low AF) mi día fue largo y lleno de reuniones tediosas que habrían podido ser un email 🤦🏻♀️ I really miss being a preschool teacher!! Kids are fun and never ever boring 🙌🏼
At least I had LBAF'S newest chapter to look forward to...
The One with the Equal
Magnus kept telling himself that he would simply run into the boy in a century or two.
He can’t really be dead, can he?
He cannot, he is NOT!
Look at him sleep so sweetly. As if he hadn’t been causing earthquakes in the Baltic Ocean an hour ago.
🤣🤣🤣
It took them less than a minute to find him – with the magic of tracking and pure parental terror.
Malec are strong AF because I would have die 3 times if mi bebé precioso had called me in such a panic 😭😭😭
“She is still breathing,” Alec yelled as he picked the girl up, she was limp and unconscious in his arms. “Magnus. We have to go.”
Oh thank every force in the universe, I was actually scared of the "Dani strike again" but alas, you've shown mercy this time!!
“Magnus, we don’t have the time. We have to get her help,” Alec said urgently.
Yes, there is, take it, take it taaaaake it!!!
His pale eyes filled with regret. “It’s real.”
Well duh... all of this could have been avoided if you hadn’t treated him like the crazy bitch he was!!
Gigi wanted to say something dramatic like ‘I don’t need Lexi! I need answers!’.
Marcus didn’t deserve an ironic death. He deserved a painful one.
I agree!! I wanted fire lots and lots of fire!! 🔥🔥
Rafael kissed her hand. “You like him, don’t you?”
Who doesn't like my son?? He is the sweetness 🥰
Hot tears started to fall down his cheeks. Rafael sobbed quietly as he held her hand and begged her to come back to him.
¡Ay no! Mi bebé precioso no llores, ¡rápido que alguien abrace a mi bebé! 😭😭😭
“Like your dad,” bapak said gently. “I like it even more now.”
Me too!!! Also I want to peek at that list!!
“It’s a privilege to be someone’s namesake,” bapak smiled. “It means someone loves you and respects you enough to want more of you in their world.”
I love this so much!!! 😍 I have so much love for my twins not only because they are awesome and great gay disaster but because we share a name and I feel connected to them 💚💚💚
She wondered where he was right now.
In hell where he belongs!!! Burning as he should!!!!
To be killed by the very thing you love.
Mallory wanted to die in Max’s arms. She would love that.
Please, please, please, let this be foreshadowing 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
“You have a warlock boyfriend?” mum asked. “Can he help bring Marcus back?”
No!! What she has is a severe case of the crazies!!
These bitches are really jumping all the way into crazyland, I'm an astounded by their deliriousness 😯
When the seashell fell open, she was blinded by the blue light.
Fell open??? What do mean "fell open"?? Nope... I don't like this!! I knew they should have taken the seashell!!!
“Didn’t I tell you?” she asked. “I am his equal.”
Daniela what have you done?? Why would you do that???
Thank youuuu Dani!!! I am beyond terrified about this Mallory development... babygirl you are an evil genius, I did not see that coming, holy fuck!!! But I'm also beyond excited... is it friday yet???
Thank you, thank you, thank you... I am love you 💚💚💚💚💚💚
omg alex why is adult life literally just attending meetings that all could have been email??? i hate this shit too. my day was okay, i think. i had a task to do and i didn't do it so i am not very happy about it. I'm hoping to finish it by tomorrow morning!
AND AH SORRY ABOUT MALLORY SHE JUST DOES HER OWN SHIT DNCKDNCJKS SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL ISTG.
I am love you too and hope tomorrow is kinder 💚
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under the cut bc its long but im just copy and pasting this persons abt bc its literally EXACTLY what i was talking abt.
If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...
If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...
If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...
If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...
If it broke your heart when your favorite one died...
... and you cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
... Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.
Optimus taught me how to be a leader
Arcee taught me how to care for people
Bumblebee taught me that no matter how young you are, you can be strong
Bulkhead taught me that brains aren’t everything
Wheeljack taught me that it’s ok to do your own thing
Ratchet taught me that a medic is just as important as a solider
Ultra Magnus taught me to have standards
Smokescreen taught me to be confident
Cliffjumper taught me to be brave
Megatron taught me that anything is survivable
Starscream taught me that it’s okay to get second chances
Soundwave taught me that the quiets ones are sometimes the strongest
Knockout taught me that it’s okay to want to look good
Breakdown taught me to be strong no matter the situation
Dreadwing taught me that family comes first
Arachnid taught me not to betray the place where you are welcomed
Skyquake taught me how to be loyal
Steve taught me that even the minor roles matter
Shockwave taught me how to be logical
Predaking taught me how to be different
Normal girls (or boys) wanna marry boys (or girls), we wanna marry mechs (or femmes) [yknow for any bisexual or gays -like me-]
Normal girls say good, we say Optimus Prime.
Normal girls say evil, we say Lord Megatron.
Normal girls say OMG, we say OMP.
Normal girls Earth, we say Cybertron.
Normal girls have hearts, we have sparks.
Normal girls don't freak out when they see red and blue semis, we do.
Normal girls say jets, we say seekers.
Normal girls say aliens, we say Cybertronians.
Normal girls say annoying, we say Starscream.
Normal girls say sh*t, we say scrap.
Normal girls drink alcohol, we drink energon. (*cough*High grade*cough-cough*)
Normal girls say f***, we say frag.
Normal girls say heart attack, we say spark attack.
Normal girls say children, we say sparklings.
Normal girls say Husbands (or wives), we say Sparkmates.
97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump. If you are the 3% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" Copy and paste this on your "About Me" if you're that 3%.
As a Transfan
-You call your computer Teletran 1.
-Names enemies after Decepticons and/or Autobots.
-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.
-Whenever talking too fast, says you're talking like Blurr.
-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe. (I swear he's spying on us all! Trust no one unless you know for sure they're a Transfan or an Autobot!)
-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again. (I keep thinking it's either Blaster or Soundwave)
-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide.
-You have dreams where you are in the Transformers world. (And when you wake up ur just like </3 it was just a dream)
-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.
-You pray to Primus.
-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.
-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps and/or Autoscums.
-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.
-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded
-You've tried Jet Judo, and failed hard core XD.
-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.
-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM. (I actually did cry in that scene and the one where Sentinel Prick murdered Ironhide D': )
-You blame Blackout for most power outages.
-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion. (Yes I'm paranoid about this possibly happening)
-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.
-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender
-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday. (OF COURSE! They deserve to be recognised for their achievements and saving all of us!)
-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere. (They freaking have to be I just know it!)
-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatron's all comfy cozy in layers of ice.
-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk. (*sigh* I do...)
-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them.
-You wish your phone was a Transformer.
-You have seen all of the original G1 series and the animated movie (I own them on DVD)
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Absolutely Random Star Wars AU
Made with Wheel Spin:
Reble Crew
Poilet/Leader: Thrawn
Brawler/Figther: Rex
Gunder/Mechanic: Anakin
Jedi/Force user: Hera
Team Son/Daugther: Ezra
Droid: R2D2
Imperials
Leader: Obi-Wan
2nd: Leia
Mad Scinisteist: Sabine
Goon 1: Zeb
Goon 2: Han Solo
Future Traitor: Chopper
Inquisitor/Sith: Kallus
Droid: C3-PO
Others
Fulkerum: Maul
Not Imp Sith: Luke
Pirate: Ashoka
Exiled Jedi: Mace
Force Ghost: Kannan
New Mandalore: Cody
Bounty Hunter: Chewbacca
Thoughts:
This ghost/rebel crew is a freaking mess! Thraw is leading which means the crew has to deal with regular art exertions and the blue man rarely explains his plans! I assume Anakin just kinda shows up on Thrawn's doorstep after Order 66 with Rex and R2 and Thrawn just decided to help him overthrow the government.
Since Kannan is a ghost and Hera is a Jedi... FORCE GHOST ROMANCE TIME BOISS!! Kannan dies in order 66 despite Depa's best efforts but he sticks around for... reasons idk. He meets Hera who is force sensitive in this AU and I assume he tries to teach her how to be a Jedi. They end up falling in love, despite Kannan being dead.
Maybe Kannan is still the one who finds Ezra, he is still meant to be the boy's master but the kid can't see him yet. So he calls Hera who helps him adopt his son. Of course, Thrawn, Anakin and Rex are also space dads.
OMG Evil Obi with Evil Leia holy shit. Obi-Wan is a Sith with Leia as his apprentice, if Mustafar happens he probably thinks Anakin is dead so he raises Luke and Leia. Palps is probably dead as well since Obi is a Sith. Since Luke is a rogue Sith I assume he bailed on the empire because he is a good boy. He is probably trying to be a Jedi but he has zero clue how to or what it means to be a Jedi.
Sabine and Leia are evil BFFs(Or gfs) and I love them for it. Zeb and Kallus are also gay and evil. Ashoka joins Hondo's crew, Maul is being a sneaky bastard helping the rebellion, and Cody is a king! Somehow I imagine this Mandalore is the most functional we've seen in a while. Chewy and Han are still friends I imagine, even though ones are an imp and the other is a bounty hunter. Mace is a depressed Grandpa who is very happy to find out he got a great-grand padawan and is less happy when he finds out Skywalker has 25% Custody.
All that not even mentioning the drama between the Skywalker twins feeling like they got replaced by Ezra. Anakin being that Obi took the kids and Obi-wan just wants them all to be a happy family(Yes even the ghost crew). This would be wild!
#star wars#leia star wars#star wars clone wars#star wars chopper#star wars rebels#chopper#chewbacca#commander cody#leia organa#obi wan#obi wan kenobi#grand admiral thrawn#thrawn#anakin star wars#darth maul#maul#sabine wren#hera syndulla#kanan jarrus#mace windu#zeb orrelios#agent kallus#alexsandr kallus#ashoka tano#captain rex#luke skywaker#sw rebels#star wars shitpost
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Static Noise
https://ift.tt/LF6Hxnb nightcxty
by nightcxty
"Unfortunately at this time, SAMURAI is still occupying both dressing rooms backstage."
"What?!"
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Violent Delights was born out of anger.
It was brought to life to create a safe space, mostly for women; a place for them to just be. A place for them to scream along to their lyrics and feel seen, while sharing that sense of belonging, even if it was just only for a night.
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Meet Violent Delights. A band with a mission to reshape the era of trashy grunge punk with gripping lyrics.
Its the last night of their tour and due to circumstances unforeseen they're forced to bunk with... gasp.. SAMURAI.
(aka
the band au nobody asked for of OH MY GOD AND THEY WERE dressing ROOMMATES)
Words: 4332, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage
Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, Multi
Characters: Johnny Silverhand, Kerry Eurodyne, Bes Isis | Nancy Hartley, Denny (Cyberpunk 2077), Henry (Cyberpunk 2077), V (Cyberpunk 2077), Original Female Character(s), Original Characters
Relationships: Johnny Silverhand/V, V (Cyberpunk 2077)/Original Female Character(s), Johnny Silverhand/Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: band au, AU, Polyamory, this is so fucking gay!!!, Self-Indulgent, Neurodiversity, NEURODIVERGENT BISEXUALS GET BEHIND ME, omg and they were dressing ROOMMATES, Slow Burn, Women Being Awesome, english is not my first language bear with me, sober bipolar v, V has ADHD, me sprinkling my trauma on all my ocs, Anarchy, Evil Corporations, Corporate Espionage
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So I watched OFMD
Oh no the show *starts* with my crush, I'm not gonna survive
objectively incredibly beautiful
Yall remember a while ago, I took a test that assigned me Lucius?
YEAH I CAN DEFINITELY FEEL IT.
gosh Oluwande is so darn beautiful too. The whole cast. damn.
Very appreciated, more male objectification thank youuuuu
"Actually, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath." HE'S MY HUSBAND. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD. MARRY ME PLEASE.
AND OMG JIM THREW A KNIFE BECAUSE THE BRITISH OFFICER WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT FRENCHIE. I'M SHIPPING IT. I'M SO SHIPPING IT.
LUCIUS IS THERE, BEING GAY. GOD HE'S SO RELATABLE. LIKE SERIOUSLY. OMG.
OMG THE FLAGS!!!!!! OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD CON O'NEIL'S VOICE (I absolutely couldn't remember his face lol BUT HIS VOICE)
he's so beautiful like seriously
BLACKBEARD AND STEDE'S MEETING IS SO GAY
belly
Black Pete SOOOOOO WANTS TO GET FUCKED BY IZZY
And I think Izzy wants to fuck pretty much everyone
Just kiss already!!!
OH MY GOD BLACKBEARD
"Ooooh, ooh, Daddy" Izzy calling the fuck out of us
THE FRENCH ACCENTS OH MY GOD
Oluwande and Frenchie are boy friends, thanks for coming to my TED talk
Can I just say that the "Excuse me?" came from the heart? It's. Real. It feels real.
Lmaooooo the "pyramid scheme"
They almost kissed!!! Come oooon
Oh no baby................ Stede give him a hug. Dewit!!!
I'm crying, Lucius and Black Pete are so cute
Them holding each other in their sleep 🥺🥺🥺
On one hand I FUCKING KNEW IT THAT THEY'D BEEN FUCK BUDDIES. On the other hand I hate, HATE sounds related to urine. 😩
Aww Stede let Oluwande sleep in his quarters <3 <3 <3
As an aside, I really disliked the first part of the episode. It's, like, I feel like I've seen that kind of stuff again and again. Not compelling to me, personally.
THE FEET.
FANFICTION.
I'm pleading you Blackbeard get your beard back on.
EP9'S ENDING. COME OOOON.
So THAT'S why there's so much choking on AO3 with Izzy.
I was gonna say Stede is kind of an asshole but. He's drunk. Of course he is. *sigh*
Husband and wife supporting each other after one of them tried to kill the other, we love to see it.
I know this scene should be horrible but I'M SHIPPING BLACKBEARD AND IZZY SO MUCH.
HMM. THAT ENDING.
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chucky s2 ep 7
Ok i didnt have much to say about ep 6 except HOLY SHIT HOW DARE YOU DON MANCICI GET READY FOR PITCH FORKS GRRRR.
WARNING FOR MANY SPOILERS.
But how THIS episode... THIS EPISODE FRICKIN.
Andy, Kyle, & Nica all properly meet up at last and its like whooooa.
And Glenda & Jake, the 2 first queer teens in the Childs Play universe, finally have their first interaction! And its Jake going to attack Chucky while Glenda’s trying to protect Chucky xDDD
AND THEN FUCKIN NADINE SHOWS UP IN A FAIRY GODMOTHER COSTUME I MEAN WHAT. WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING NOW??? I mean its a Chucky show, asking me to suspend one’s disbelief is like the show’s motto.
Dude... Lexy’s editing is kinda wild. I can’t tell if the cutting is indicating that she did/didn’t take it.
Dude Andy is walking totally... fine considering HE WAS GETTING HIS LEG CUT INTO FOR THE PAST YEAR.
Wait so Father Bryce just freakin’ calls the Vatican like that? AND THEN GETS EXCOMMUNICATED. AND THEN “WE’RE GOING ROGUE”. “EXORCISM FOR DUMMIES.” I CANT. This is the weirdest fastest “redemption” arc(?)
OH SHIT DID JENNIFER TILLY’S SOUL JUST DIE?????
LMFAO I commend everyone in the room cause its so silly xDDD
Omg holy shit... Father bryce’s uh explosion was epic. And unlike Nica-Chucky, the two of them were actively fighting over Bryce’s body at the same time. And then cut to blindfolded Nica xDDD And oh no that flashback.... he gay?
Ok so Scout Chucky got brainwashed into Good Chucky, then after seeing Andy began to glitch between Good & Evil Chucky, then killed Nadine, then glitches before the exorcism esp when talking to Glenda, then remains evil Chucky for the duration of the exorcism, then goes into Father Bryce but gets killed. Then Nica transfers Chucky Prime into the now soul-less Scout/Good Chucky body, then Jake tries to drown Scout/Good/new Prime Chucky in holy water LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO. God the blashphemy is THROUGH THE ROOF.
Oh dang, ok i knew Glenda still had a killer instinct even if they’re most loyal to Glen. I love that entrance, but I was lowkey hoping sister ruth to kill someone successfully.
OMG this show is NOT family friendly. tbh, we all kinda know there’s probably smut fics of Jake & Devon on ao3, but Chucky calling them out on fighting over Chucky/being virgins even tho they’re sharing a room/that fanfic trope, bruh. No other show would be willing to go there. Don YOU BRAVE MAN YOU BRAVE.
omg SHIT NICA SHOT GLEN. Goddammit Glen why are you such a mommy’s kid. Glen is totally going back into the Glen doll, aren’t they?
I find it really interesting that everyone’s confessions are interspersed throughout the rest of the episode
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