#Phil Swift

[hileynoteson]

for just $14.99 you can become flint lockwood

#flex seal #phil swift #flint lockwood #cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[zoteboateveryday]

Drawing Zote every day until we get Zoteboat: Day 77

“To show you the power of lifeblood” (buzzsaw noises) “I SAWED THIS ZOTE IN HALF!”

#hk zote #zoteboateveryday #zote #hk fanart #hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight zote #zote hollow knight #zote the mighty #Phil swift #flex tape #flex seal #infomercial

[lindalofbroome]

With Flex Paste you can create a watertight seal. Flex Paste rubberized coating is UV, chemical, and mildew resistant. In extreme heat, driving rain, or freezing cold, Flex Paste keeps its hold! - Flex PASTE™ Commercial

im sorry

#postlyn #postlyn art #postlyn meme #emily rodda #roddaverse #the three doors #rye of weld #sholto of weld #controller brand #the shadowlord #malverlain #.. #phil swift #lMAO #flex paste #// #two wolves inside me one says finish wip other says start a shitpost at midnight and dont stop until it's done

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

I agree with the earlier comments regarding Phil Swift. He may not be for everyone but he has a great thick dad body. I can imagine him naked, face down just begging me to dominate his big ass!

#Phil Swift

[doomed-jester]

Yeah I'm a swiftie

A Phil Swifite

#memes that would have killed it in 2017 #Phil swift #flex seal #jontron #meme #memes #outdated #nostalgia #shitpost #swifties

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I was listening to a Weird Al song earlier called Mr. Popeil which is about an early as-seen-on-TV pitchman. It got me thinking, it's weird that they made movies about Ernest P. Worrell in the 80s and 90s. For people my age, it would be like if they made Billy Mays or Vince Shamwow movies (for people younger than me, think the Flex Tape guy)

#pitchman #as seen on tv #but wait there's more #call now for double the offer #infomercial #ron popeil #ernest p. worrell #billy mays #vince offer #phil swift

[ordingdrublene]

Public Service Announcement

consuming flags of Ording Drublene may cause

Cised gender

Disease

Discomfort due to texture

Nasal prolapse

Bees

#public service announcement #psa #The United Socialist States of Ording Drublene #ussood #ording drublene #nationstates #lore #trout #Commonwealth of Ording Drublene #CoOD #USSOOD #USSoOD #Flag #flag #flags #vexillology #history #United Socialist States of Ording Drublene #The Commonwealth of Ording Drublene #Phil Swift #phil swift #flex tape #flex seal #don't eat that #don't eat em

[andreamland]

#phil swift #that’s the post

[bluescreening]

Uberduck is fun.

[Audio ID: In Phil Swift’s voice: Hi, Phil Swift here with the Flex-Dom! That’s right, a revolutionary new condom, making use of patented Flex-Tape technology to seal your dick for good. No more breaks or leaks, no more pregnancy scares. Just - wham! Slap it on there. Look at that. Nothing’s getting through that. Wow. So don’t be silly, wrap that willy with new Flex-Dom! Phil then starts making noises like he has been tazed. End ID.]

#audio #flex tape #uberduck #phil swift #meme

[theclo4ked1]

so about two to two-and-a-half hours ago, i beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard started a long and tiring, complete freestyle shitass-- what am i even saying? I'm so tired it's too late at night. This Phil Swift from Flex Tape drawing (in Krita mind you, I broke out the big K again, holla!) is...remember the "I sawed this BOAT in half! And sealed it up with Flex Tape!"? My friend Jason and I would joke about this, but instead of a boat, it was an X variable, and we just would not shut up, it was that fucking funny to us.

Parallel to writing this post, I've also tried my hand at a speedpaint video, which you can find on my YouTube.com page, it was condensed from about 2 hours into 3 and a half miniutes AHH IM MAKING TOO MANY TYPOS IM TOO TIRED FOR THISSS Why did i make this? I've wanted to make Jason a shirt with a design such as this as a present, along with a fixed battery Pokemon Crystal cartirdge. I hope I can get the design printed on this shirt soon enough, im tired, I've been listening to Dora the Explorer for the better part of, well making this piece of work. The Map thinks I don't know that red and yellow make orange. WHO FUCKING KNEW, RIGHT? I KNEW. I...knew... update 9/8/23: Yes, I was extremely tired. I've also decided to remove the speedpaint video from YouTube because it now feels unnecessary. My YouTube page isn't for art (except the select few that are there), and it's more of...an secret extension of my Tumblr blog. That being said, the process video stays here (it got six views during its past life). "Speedpaint #1: Phil Swift with Flex Tape (not really though)"

Original Description: Ok, I'm a little more awake than before. "I sawed this boat in half" became "I sawed this X in half" because that's the joke @beaniboy1000 and I wouldn't stop laughing at when we first made it. I plan to put this on a t shirt just for them. Oh yeah, this is my first speedpaint, made with OBS and Windows Movie Maker AGAIN. Initially, I had my doubts, but in execution it looks pretty okay. please lord, let me sleep now. "tumblr version": https://theclo4ked1.tumblr.com/post/727428383042142208/so-about-two-to-two-and-a-half-hours-ago-i-beat Music: Saving Fairy World - Nicktoons Unite

#phil swift #flex tape #drawn with krita #illustration #speedpaint

[assorted-feeling]

“I don’t wanna be a human being, I just want to saw a boat in half”

#emotions #feelings #shitpost #phil swift #flex tape

[chumpy1012]

I think Mike Lindell (MyPillow) and Phil Swift (Flex Tape) are lovers and they make out and whisper capitalist secrets in each other ears

#mike lindell #mypillow #franksocial #phil swift #flex tape #phil swift x mike lindell #someone please make this a fanfic otherwise i’m going to do it myself

[wicked-worms]

this is truly a 2014 halloween. the fnaf movie? dan and phil games spooky theme? taylor swift 1989? fuck it i’m shaking it off.

#tell me i’m wrong #happy halloweeeeeeen #fnaf movie #fnaf #dan and phil #dapgames #taylor swift #1989 taylor's version #2014 tumblr

[doomwithaview]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#dan and phil #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #amazingphil #daniel howell #i was the tortured poet

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

What do you think of Phil Swift, the Flex Seal guy? There’s just something about him for me … caught a glimpse of his big broad backside just recently. 😈

He's not jumping at me, but I could hit him on a slow day.

#phil swift

[closetsof-backlogged-dreams]

ok wait pause so in these last three months of 2023 we're getting/have gotten:

bbc merlin twitter post bombshell

dan and phil games return announcement

another hunger games movie

percy jackson tv series

1989 taylor's version

like???? we are reverting back to the mid-2010s and honestly i think thats the best thing thats ever happened ever

#reverting back to pre-COVID times #yall i think we're finally healing😭😭 #bbc merlin #merlin #dan and phil #hunger games #the hunger games #percy jackson #pjo #taylor swift #1989 tv