#Recital Records

[seanmorroww]

Asha Sheshadri - Whiplash

[Recital, 2023]

#Asha Sheshadri #Whiplash #Recital Records #album cover #cover art

[panthermouthh]

Slowly working out what the creature looks like. Gotta find the balance between handsome and creepy

#Frankenstein #the creature #adam frankenstein #also in my head the creature is voiced by Ralph Ineson #if I knew how AI worked I’d make his voice recite some of the creatures lines or something #or perhaps PayPal the actor himself a fiver and ask politely to record an audiobook lol

[shiftythrifting]

I unfortunately was not able to take a picture, so forgive me if this doesn't count as a valid submission, but I saw one of those wooden analog clocks with a small slot for a picture at each hour, and all of the pictures were the same one of Jack black in a bowser costume at my local thrift shop about a year ago.

I made one like that but with Gary Busey.

#didi answers #and it's the kind that can record lil messages #but it's busted as fuck so sometimes it recites random shit the prev owner recorded #OR it shouts YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BUTTHORN at you #clocks #I should give that away as a prize one of these days

[coffee-system-uwu]

Andrew, while doing paperwork: Neil. We are getting married.

Neil, spewing coffee out of his nose: What? We aren't even engaged. A wedding? What?

Andrew: It's either this or I claim you as a dependent on my taxes. Does 6 pm work?

Neil: No! No. 6pm doesn't work. We have plans with Aaron and Nicky?

Andrew: Fine. Tomorrow. 10 am. You better show up.

Next day at 10:01-

Andrew, in a tuxedo: He's late. Guess it's dependent then.

Neil, in a t-shirt, shoes untied, running: I was debating whether or not you'd kill me if I showed up in exy gear. I got here straight out of practice.

#this is happening i guess #youmake me slightly less pissed off than everyone else does #aftg #shae #neil josten #andrew minyard #tfhc #all for the game #the foxhole court #all for the gay #andreil #andreil trash #allison was the only person present at the wedding. just so they had a witness. #she singed her hair off when andrew demanded she went #allison secretly recorded and took pictures as proof #when the priest had them recite their vows neil said #and andrew said

[wwpbviiid]

Under the leitner rant vid

#for the record: I am not making fun of them I am making fun of their crush #if someone recited the leitner rant to me from memory I’d marry them on the spot and I’m aromantic #tma #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #id in alt text

[si-siwrites]

Finally uploading this!!! I think i recorded this back in like, May? June? Either way I hadn't posted it yet cause life stuff ended up happening in July, but here we are now! This is the first thing I've ever recorded, and I'm honestly pretty nervous. Excited too though!

All credit for the creation of this wonderful story goes to @writing-prompt-s , @stu-pot , @ciiriianan , and @sadoeuphemist !

Music used in this was

I hope everyone likes this!!! It was really enjoyable to work on honestly!

#My art #My recordings #God of Arepo #podfic? #Not sure if my facts are a hundred percent correct here #but i think phormynxs are usually played as accompaniment to recitings of epics and things like that #so i thought it would work really well for this!!! #also just cool instrument in general #Youtube

[melpomaen]

I haven't figured out how yet, but I can combine the different versions of the Arafinwean family tree + Gil Galad son of plothole + (hc) Lindir son of Gildor son of [insert Arafinwean] to create a family tree that is so fucked.

ft. Erestor child of Halenthir + that one draft that mentions a bunch of Elrond's peredhel relatives chilling in Rivendell + possibly Aegnor/Andreth.

I am looking at Orodreth², Gil-Galad³, Gildor and son of Inglor, and fkn plotting.

#ooc | out of cheesecake #disaster finwean au #i already pulled Melpomaen and Lindir into this #there are so many other movie elf extras i can use to make this worse #fix tags later #gil galad son of plothole #most of this au is serious written seriously but the fucked finwean family tree debacle is going to be crack written seriously i think #what would it take for elves to fuck up recording/reciting the royal family tree so bad that orodreth moves generations #idk but i can make it worse

[kennywhoremega]

My fiance just asked me if I was a Daryl x Beth stan when I was a TWD stan on here (if I was he was calling the wedding off) and I just had war flashbacks

#how dare you recite the dark magic to me witch #i was there when it was written #for the record i was a Caryl girlie #i was in the trenches fighting those people #twd #the walking dead #omg i had such a strong twd era #we have jeffery dean morgan and norman reedus to thank for that #i had war flashbacks honestly

[sneez]

since i started testosterone in february i have been reading a stanza of andrew marvell’s poem ‘the garden’ every month to track the way my voice has changed. today i finished it :-)

#my voice #does it belong in that tag given that i am speaking and not singing. ah well in it goes #andrew marvell #it is exciting to finally be able to post this! given the nature of the project i've been working on it for a while #i can't remember if i was initially intending to post it but i think it's neat so you guys can see it too :-) a questionable gift unto ye #it's one of my favourite ever poems which is why i picked it. partly because it's a cracking poem but also because the garden in #question is very likely fairfax's garden given that marvell wrote it whilst he was living at his house to tutor his daughter :-) #i love the line about melons. i love the idea that fairfax was growing melons. his melonship #also 'the luscious clusters of the vine upon my mouth do crush their wine' is such incredible imagery i think about it all the time #stopping myself now before i start explaining all my favourite parts of the poem because then i would just be reciting the whole poem #sorry the audio quality changes quite a bit by the way i kept changing where i recorded #oh also i skipped a month because my voice hadn't changed at all (between the first and second stanzas i think) which is why the #number of months doesn't quite match up to the number of stanzas #i do wish i had recorded a stanza when i was one month on T given that my voice barely changes in the last few verses. ah well #anyway i hope you enjoy it my dear friends :-) holding you all in my arms #also as usual i have a few messages and things to answer so i will do that soon! i have been enjoying being active again after so long :-) #ive got a song to post soon too. he he ho ho ho. hum hum hum

[youji-burgers]

everyone playing bard dark urges what do you think bhaal thinks about his kid being a band nerd

#bg3 #genuine hypothetical do you think your durge looked out into the audience at their first recorder recital and looked for daddy #do you think bhaal wold make the time to show up to his favorite childs shit ass 3rd grade concert #🎷🤓 yall rn

[sivavakkiyar]

#Charles mingus #jazz #they made him cut the lyrics the first 3 times he recorded this #Dannie Richmond is in the band: he’s reciting the names and the lines

[turtleblogatlast]

“Ayano’s Theory of Happiness” works for both April and Raph and I cry I really do

#rottmnt #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt raph #rottmnt april #for the record yobanashi deceive is a TOTAL Leo song #blindfold code and toumei answer both work for Donnie in certain aspects #otsukimi recital works pretty well for Mikey and his mindset #shounen brave works nicely for raph for a good bit #back on my “find songs for my current hyperfixation lol’ phase

[maryyyy8]

Love the skip button ending. Fave.

#rambling #get parabled bozo #as is evident by the fact that i have most of the dialogue from it memorised. godbless. #RIGHT. TUMBLR GIRLIES WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. #I've recorded myself reciting all of that ending's dialogue #from ''psst stanley over here'' to ''the end is never'' #more than once #i think about it a lot hougghh

[ayara-resara]

Jin’s livestream with band members “Circle of Alone”. Songlist:

Kagerou Daze (04:00)

daze (14:12)

GURU (20:20)

Yobanashi Deceive (25:54)

Kiero (33:56)

Stella (42:04)

Additional Memory (50:41)

Otsukimi Recital (56:29)

Gojitsudan (1:02:21)

Summertime Record (1:09:07)

Previous: side: Alone (2022/02/13) & side: Circle (2022/02/20)

#jin #jin (shizen no teki-p) #kagerou project #kagepro #kagerou daze #daze #yobanashi deceive #additional memory #otsukimi recital #summer time record

[summerhighlandfalls]

Oh I don’t think I’ve ever talked about my cursèd memorization technique on here. Okay here we go this is my memorization table

I call this the Fuck You Memory Boy technique it’s the only form of memorization that’s ever worked reliably for me and I hate hate hate it so much. Basically you can memorize something on short notice in anywhere from an hour to a day depending on how long the passage is but it is a rather lengthy process no matter what so watch out. You can do it in under a day but the seconds will feel like hours.

As you can see from the table there are fifteen boxes, don’t let this fool you because each of the boxes actually holds five tally marks so yes you have to read whatever it is you’re memorizing 75 times. I don’t like it but it works. First you read whatever it is aloud five times off of a piece of paper, and make a tally mark at the [1, aided] box for each time. Then you can move horizontally (this is not intuitive at all) to the ‘semi’ column where you read the thing five times again but this time from memory, except you have the paper and you’re allowed to reference it if you get stuck which you most likely will. Then you move to the memory column, here you are absolutely required to do it from memory, I’m serious, leave the room or screw your eyes shut or something but you can’t reference the paper until you’ve been standing there for at least 60 seconds trying to remember your next line and cursed at least twice.

When you’ve done that five times you move into round two, where you repeat the exact same steps starting from five rounds of ‘aided’ to five rounds of ‘memory’. This will feel equally like a fire ant colony is eating your brain except now ‘aided’ is worse and boring now because you’re reasonably confident in your ability to do this from memory, but I promise you you have to do more than one round for it to really set in. Repeat this process for three more rounds, or 5 rounds in total, or a grand total of having read this thing 75 times aloud to yourself or an incredibly patient friend.

Okay now you should have something memorized. If you’re like, now it’ll really stick in my brain NOPE think again this knowledge disappears about a month after you need it so you do have to refresh this periodically. This part may not apply if you’re a stage actor repeating lines every night for months because hopefully then they’ll be well and truly in your blood but no promises. Enjoy the Fuck You Memory Boy Technique, this one goes out to everyone who got told by debate coaches/school theatre directors/random people that they should use the Mind Palace Technique and then found out that that shit doesn’t work

#under a read more because this is LONG and reading about this is almost as torturous as using the method #also record yourself reciting the thing and listen to it before you go to sleep. that one curtoswy of my mock trial coaches

[willowmancer]

A reading of Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost:

Whose woods these are I think I know.    His house is in the village though;    He will not see me stopping here    To watch his woods fill up with snow.     My little horse must think it queer    To stop without a farmhouse near    Between the woods and frozen lake    The darkest evening of the year.     He gives his harness bells a shake    To ask if there is some mistake.    The only other sound’s the sweep    Of easy wind and downy flake.    The woods are lovely, dark and deep,    But I have promises to keep,    And miles to go before I sleep,    And miles to go before I sleep.

#i'm reading a book on poetry #it asked me to think of the specific sounds of this poem and how they construct the vibe #i recorded myself reciting the poem so that i might comprehend it better #the poem is crafted in such a way that just saying it aloud let me capture the quiet vibe on first take #and since i saved the recording i thought i'd share #my voice