I run a shitpost dnd game. The players and I refer to game by weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and I get inebriated before and during the game.
The third Party member is Jongus “Kushburner” Clearpipe. The Human Paladin
Jongus was born in a small town called Hashton. He grew up next door to Big Boar Iron Drinker and Blueface Drunk Thumb dwarf brothers who would eventually grow up to form D.W.A.R.V.E.S a famous rap duo.
Jongus moved to the land of the Pack Priests and studied under “The Holy Toke” the leader and main priest of the pack priests.
After this jongus joined D.R.U.G and began going around helping people with the pack priests medicinal Herb.
Other jongus facts, he plays for a hockey team known as the Hashton Stinky Leaves.
Jongus is actually part of a sacred weed lineage known as the kushburners, who had access to something called the weed force. It’s basically the speed force, but since he doesn’t have perfect control yet he can only do it in bursts.
The pipe on his back is “The Bowly Grail” a smoking pipe that Steezus Christ smoked at the last session before Roodus Iscariot sold steezus out to the police for making an illegal ramp that he was gonna use to make an epic skate video. Whenever you smoke from the Bowly Grail you can hear evenflow quietly and see the shadow of steezus hitting a Christ air.