A new Jurassic World film is being made. In honour of that, here is Nick Mohammad performing the libretto he wrote to John Williams' Jurassic World theme tune, titled, 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'
It's "The Avengers" but the British version:
1. The Absolute Unit
2. Danny Dyer as an expert darts player.
3. Sean Lock as the leader ("what the fuck is that? Fuck off!")
4. Pat Butcher from "Eastenders"
5. Iron Bru Man
6. Pat Sharp
British comedy panel regulars and what they look like they would be doing if they were American
Jimmy Carr: Deep South lawyer of the type that stars in his own TV commercials, then local or state level politician that eventually gets impeached and arrested for flagrant corruption
Rob Beckett and Holly Walsh: married youth pastors and jogging enthusiasts that wear fleece vests year-round and both think nobody can tell how depressed they are
Aisling Bea: white-collar worker that is a little too pushy about getting all her coworkers to come out for drinks and karaoke after work every single Friday
Sean Lock: suburban dad from Texas that goes to the hardware store for fun; just as fatphobic as the British version but eventually it comes out that he met all three of his ex-wives through Feabie
Josh Widdicombe: tech startup bro working up the nerve to start a math rock tribute band; married to a shockingly vivacious goth woman that is kind of mean to him and supplements their income selling shitty steampunk shit from a booth at local cons and faires