#She's so unsubtle

[namaris]

Kikimari nation how we feeling?

#She's so unsubtle #They eyebags? #The sweat #Peak lesbianism #Namari #Kiki #Kikimari #Dungeon meshi

[hazelcallahan]

1.01 // 1.08

#willow #willowedit #tanthamore #jade claymore #kit x jade #kit tanthalos #** #willow spoilers #please she's so unsubtle. girl get up

[neutrallyobsessed]

Come here Nick, my dear friend, I'll put something on you that I find so hot and irresistible~~

#she was so unsubtle about this lmaoo #narumayo #maya fey #phoenix wright #ace attorney #aa #nickmaya #manix #max galactica

[tenderlady]

okay real talk who is coming away from understanding lennon-mccartney thinking that it "alludes" to a romantic entanglement between john and paul

#hell yeah i love allusions i love saying things right into people's faces and having them be like “what is she implying with this” #ulm uses montage so brazenly unsubtle i brought it up multiple times while watching atomic cafe with friends #(which i think is an L for me honestly) #[watching historically important archival documentary on nuclear weapons] this is just like understanding lennon-mccartney

[spectral-honey]

Au where Damian is closer in age to Tim and joins the batfam after Jason dies

bruce has to make himself functional with a new kid dropped in his lap and then has to cut back on the violent outbursts because Damian WILL take it as permission to kill and they're trying to teach him not to do that

tim keeps his stalker tendencies and grows to like Damian's robin just as much as Dick and Jason's, even if this new robin is a bit stabby around the edges

damian is the first robin to notice Tim tho and confronts him on his own without telling Bruce

timmy is like heyyy don't stab me I swear I wouldn't endanger the bats ever & also I can maybe give you info I find sneaking around & also hey wouldn't it be cool to have a secret from bats? You could have your own personal informant wouldn't that be so cool you could impress Batman and everything

dami: fine but you don't have any more secrets right

tim, knows their secret identities: and I said no, y'know, like a liar

so they make a truce that turns into a friendship that turns into Damian hiding the fact that he has adopted a brother, shut up Batman you picked up random children from the street so can damian

bruce and dick: wow it's so nice that Damian has started listening to us about not killing or using excessive violence on people. We're glad he understands now

Damian, who got a 72 slide PowerPoint lecture from Tim about the practicality of not killing as a vigilante in Gotham: yes, that is what happened. I have accepted your perspectives on morality. No other reason

tim’s powerpoint has a lot of graphs and venn diagrams measuring different kinds of criminal activity vs public cooperation vs batman's violence levels vs police cooperation vs rogue activity. The gotham ecosystem is delicate

when jason comes back tim throws a fit because he has to REMAKE his powerpoint and all the graphs to add red hood’s vigilante-slash-rogue effect

Tim at some point: batman is fragile if you kill people it will make his traumatized brain explode

Dami: trauma?

Tim: y'know from martha and thomas being murdered in front of him

Damian, eyes narrowed:

Tim: I mean… that's just a game theory?

but just like generally Tim and Damian being each other's support systems

they bond over having parents who are absent?? Like, damian missing his mom and tim immediately empathizing on how its hard when you love someone who is away a lot or for a long time

they talk about missing them and damian is able to open up about feeling out of place and how difficult it is to adjust or know how he's supposed to act

#damian wayne #tim drake #batfam #batman #talia: lets play musical children. I will take jason and you can take damian #If talia knew about jason’s plans for revenge she probably would make damn sure that jason wasnt about to touch her boy #BUT assuming he somehow got that past her #tim would be SO salty about it. #jason: wait I’M your hero? Tim: well not after you tried to FUCKING KILL damian #jason: #tim: but yes you WERE my hero. damian said you guys were cool tho so i GUESS youre okay. For now. #damian mentions hes from an assassin cult and tim just like freeze frame hold up rewind a bit there /huh?????/ #tim trying to like. Support damian in detoxing from the cult stuff #and says really unsubtle stuff about how SOME PEOPLE grow up in environments that teach things that aren't always good for the person. #And this RANDOM PERSON WITH NO SPECIFIC EXAMPLE have difficulty adjusting to normalcy and reaching out is both the most effective- #-and best for the emotional wellbeing of this person #and damian is like ah i see (completely misunderstands) I will keep this in mind while interacting with grayson. #tim was completely ready to take on trying to stabilize a violent adult man who just lost a son of COURSE hed be like #‘yeah i can probably un-indoctrinate an assassin child. What could go wrong’ #when Damian figures out Tim knows their identities they get to hang out at boring social events #damian is like tim has my complete confidence. And tim is like uh yeah i just dont rat him out on feeling emotion #damian is describing Tim to dick and he's like oh wow my informant is very trustworthy #he has great use in entertaining me at fathers horrible social events #and dick is like Damian buddy that sounds like a friend. A friend is the thing you're describing #also important to this au is Tim's adrenaline junkie tenancies. He just is. #maybe also as a side thing it's a Tim as Barbara's apprentice au? Eventually becoming a vigilante but more in the informational vein #babs is like hey Dami why did I see u on this camera hanging out with a random child and Damian is like shit. Do not tell father pls #so he recruits her to teach tim self defense so he wont fuckin die running around gotham #dc #is this just blatantly me liking tim and damian being friends? maybe. you cant prove anything

[greyias]

These options with the all of the scrying eyes in Act 1 give me life.

Why be subtle, when you can be enthusiastically friendly with your foes?

Ari's going to get a good grade in undercover cult infiltration!

#they didn't animate the first cheerful wave #so in my mind's eye she was just like #enthusiastically waving #and then i did a fist pump in the air when they animated it on the second go round! #i cannot WAIT to meet whoever is on the end of these things #i so want to see their opinion on this stupid friendly paladin #being the most unsubtle she can be #grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #bg3 spoilers #oc: aravyn #the only thing that would be even better is if they let me serenade the scrying eye #WAIT I SHOULD TRY THAT SHOULDN'T I? #(i'm sure it does nothing...) #(BUT WHAT IF IT DOES???) #(update on scrying eyes musical taste:) #(one stopped to watch/listen. the other RAN AWAY and is not to be seen on the map) #(such a critic) #ari's og campaign

[crossdressingdeath]

Ah yes. What extremely normal stats for an elderly trader. Nothing to see here.

#bg3 #auntie ethel #even in the trading menu she's marked as fey #it's so funny. she's so unsubtle

[oohbrother]

people ship marcielle and chilchuck?????

#like i’ve seen laois and marcielle and that also makes no sense #but chilchuck and marcielle???? #they’re besties he’s kinda like an older brother and she probably reminds him of his daughters #like i am just so confused 😭 #that girl is gay i don’t know if you got the multiple unsubtle hints

[zombtropolis-central]

tbh im so happy theres ppl interacting with me on this silly little blog bc if i ended up info dumping about pvz to my bestie she'd prolly start ribbing me for finding zomboss hot like she does for all my other weird fictional crushes

#pvz rambling #dw shes not mean when she does it thats just how we bond #i do it to her too but just less often bc her tastes arent 'a fictional reanimated corpse' #she knows i have a pvz blog but doesnt interact with the series so she'll never find this blog #'oh just talk abt pvz and dont mention you have a crush on zomboss' she can sniff out when i find a male chatacter attractive #and im also painfully unsubtle

[junebuggeryy]

Also hold on wait what the fuck tell me about your political analysis of Everafter High (sorry to come in here with wildly different energy but hi again)

luckily for you, i have a 2,000+ word rant in my notes app pre-prepared for this exact situation. sometimes i fantasize about grabbing someone's shoulder in a crowded party and reciting it word for word, to an increasing and enrapt audience.

unluckily for me, i wrote it like 2-3 years ago, at 3 am, while i was harboring a fever, and i now have to reread it before i decide to clown on the internet. ive already noticed a typo which means i need 5-8 business days of lying on the floor first, before i even consider posting opinions about Reagan on the internet.

the general tl;dr is that i find Ever After High fascinating as a narrative that was set up as being about social change and breaking societal constraints, but then got trapped in the constraints of it's very own delivery system as an extended advertisement to sell dolls. a narrative about narratives, about living stories trying to break free, got trapped into being changeless.

apple should have gotten to be gay god damn it.

#[bugg chitters] #ever after high #sometimes i dream of writing that fanfic where the ever after high cast has to kill the rat king (an unsubtle nod to a media conglomerate) #barbie is there but she goes by barbara and she might be god? and is a tragic figure? who's presence is taken 100% seriously? #i had so many fckn plans before i realized i couldnt write for characters i didnt myself invent and went onto other projects.

[hannah-heartstrings]

WIP Wednesday

And actually on a Wednesday! Of the next week. XD

Thanks for the tag, @druidx!

I’m tagging: @babyblueetbaemonster @inkysqueed @katastronoot @mareenavee @emeraldhazeart @sylvienerevarine @punkinspice If you all want to, and don’t worry about whether it’s Wednesday, I didn’t, it just happened that way. XD

I’ll take any excuse to post a snippet, especially since I’m currently juggling WIPs and I just keep adding more, I’m not sure when anything’s getting finished. 😅

This is the opening to a thiefguard fic, Steal Away.

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           Soft violin music and polite chatter filled the large room, crowded with fancy clothes and haughty looks.

            Garrus stood by the wall, trying to focus. Gaze sweeping over the room it caught on a table of appetizers, stomach feeling empty. Still he stared forward resolute.

            “The people in here are so stuffy it’s getting hard to breathe.”

            Startled by the voice beside him he turned, shocked when it was Lecrinn.

            With her nose in the air she swirled a goblet, acting like she belonged while looking out of place in her leather armor. “In all my adventuring I still haven’t found anything more insufferable than a room full of rich people,” she waved the goblet over the room, “and I’ve dealt with Jauffre.”

           “What are you doing here?”

           She looked up at him. “You know you really shouldn’t let me sneak up on you like that,” smirking she glanced away, sipping her wine. “What if I’d been a thief?”

           “Were you invited?” He asked, still confused.

           Raising a hand, she opened her palm to reveal one of the appetizers he’d been looking at. “Hungry?”

#hero of kvatch #garrus darelliun #tes oc #tes ocs #oblivion fanfiction #oblivion #the elder scrolls #tes #fanfiction #wip wednesday #tag game #my writing #thiefguard #lecrinn #she's so unsubtle XD

[nonbinary-morro]

Something about Knives punishing the monster (humanity) of his own creation, and taking advantage of Vash (jesus figure) to do so 🤔🤔🤔

#the show is so unsubtle XD #they REALLY upped the Christianity in this episode #and wolfwood isnt even here!!! #tristamp #trigun stampede #stampede saturday #tristamp spoilers #vash the stampede #millions knives #religious imagery #religious allegory #poor meryl man 😭😭😭 she cant even do anything but watch #psii.txt #the flower imagery is beautiful tho #both the geranimus and the galaxy flowers <3 #INCREDIBLE episode its going to haunt me all week ✌️ #for someone eho hated the bible so much he was really into rp-ing it 🤔

[fellhellion]

Obsessed also w how the post credits scene also implies Miguel lost himself to the agonies not only within one year, but that soon after getting stable trans dimensional travel. You go to spider society one day and find out your colleague (boss??) matrixed himself into a fantasy life where he’s just a single dad because he saw no happiness in his current existence.

#obsessed w the dynamic that exists solely in my brain where Jess is accepting of him going back to work that soon after accidentally one #shorting a universe because she’s also a deeply pragmatic person (didn’t you ever get too close? / I did…but I got over it) #so the work presents a distraction from the agonies #whereas Peter (who was THERE trying to save that universe god 🚬) does the world’s most unsubtle balm by being like #mayday go climb all over Miguel while he pretends he’s not watching out for your safety THE BABY IS REJUVENATING #tunes talks spiderverse

[britneyshakespeare]

here are my thoughts on the new exo music video for ‘let me in’ (2023)

i liked the part where jongin hugged the dog

#reminded me of hugging sandy #who died almost a year ago exactly....... oh GOD do i miss my baby girl #she would be fifteen now #my baby sister nine years younger than me :((( best hugger #kim jongin #kai #exo #text post #also i genuinely laughed at that part where he was walking away from that car he was looking wistful on top of the whole video #and then it gets hit by a METEOR #I WAS LIKE KKKKKKKBABHAHAHAHAHAHA #sm when they try to be dramatic are so unsubtle about it lmao #it was in a sense a very classic exo video w lots of space and universe bullshit #listen. i have never been invested in this group for a storyline. i'm here for the beautiful men who sing like angels #it's a good song but that's not the title track right? right? #i am NOT in the mood for a sad era right now i have enough sadness in my life #exo i am depending on you to deliver me some funky jams on that album next month or my summer is ruined #but also maybe not bc i don't imagine they'll be performing on tv a lot?? so what's the point of something that'd involve #like a fun choreo like usual #idk this is kinda the problem i had w don't fight the feeling too. in that it felt like a very non-comeback comeback #i can't wait till they're all done w the military #TWO MORE YEARS #sehun has to enlist one of these days too right.......

[insanelydeadlybookcollector]

824 The One Where Rachel Has A Baby

Her face and the way she squeezes him and rises on her toes and smiles is wonderfully beautiful in this scene.

#two things that are probably going to be very alienating #for someone going through so much on show night Courteney does this really well #beautifully in fact #she seems genuinely happy #matteney #i believe it #I'm not that big of a Courteney Cox fan #but #for an actor who is often unsubtle and cringy #(which of course comes from being in front of a live audience and then taking that to projects on a closed set with no audience) #Courteney does moments like this #quiet romantic moments alongside Matthew Perry #very well #mondler #chandler and monica #monica and chandler #chandler x monica #monica x chandler #friends tv #monica geller and chandler bing #chandler bing #monica geller bing #friends season eight #f.r.i.e.n.d.s #monica bing #chandler bing and monica geller #monica geller x chandler bing #chandler bing x monica geller bing #chandler bing x monica geller #monica geller

[ofcourseitsafurry]

The(3)main player characters

Aka my main monster prom OC and his friends along with their drinks to help describe their personalities or aesthetics

First Sparkles Glowbright,ex-prince of Villa of Monocerotem, a very magical adept White Unicorn

Sparkles is my main monster prom oc. He's calm, collected, and goes with the flow(Yes, like Brian.)Unlike Brian, he's more energetic, he enjoys dancing, walking, and magic tricks with physical requirements. He's also much more thoughtful than most of the monsters in Spooky High, resorting to murder less, more education-focused, and less sexually interested preferring to take it slow. Sparkles, despite(hopefully)what a lot of future art shows isn't actually in Spooky Academy, his reason for being there along with his actual school is to be discussed later for his backstory.

Next is Draco Lung, the son of a Western fire dragon and an Eastern lightning dragon(also the brother of an Eastern water dragon).

Draco, short for Draconic, is a stereotypical greedy dragon, he doesn't steal damsels and force them to marry him as he finds that sexist and weird. Unlike Vera, Draco is lazy, stealing from shops, kingdoms, and even fountains for his fix of money obsession. (Hell, that last one was how he met Sparkles in the first place.)Another example of his laziness is his obsession with sleeping, likely due to the energy of being such a huge beast. While he isn't a complete jackass he's rude and just as quick to violence as several monsters threatening to fight someone if they annoy him enough.

Next up is Feng Xuang, a FENGHUANG not a PHOENIX or a VERMILION BIRD

Feng is the one I have the least plot thought out for. He likes astrology and astronomy due to the real-life monster corresponding to Celestial bodies and beings. He's obsessed with fire, not like just an arsonist, he likes playing with it, eating it, looking at it. Fenghuang mating rituals have two Fenghuangs doing a mating dance of death that combines both parents' personalities into one egg making Feng an orphan. He hates to be referred to as other similar mythical bird species. He's cheery and upbeat but a general everyman who enjoys preppy culture.

Last but not least, Mh'athra.Deity of Sacred Secrecy and darkness

Mh'athra is technically canon, but I'm giving her a non-canon design. Sparkles became a mortal contact for Mh'athra when he snuck into one of the cult headquarters on his way to Monstropolis and read a book that allowed it to come into the monster realm with his magic. Mh'athra is an asshole, she’s extremely dismissive of Zoe and her choice of becoming part of mortal kind, like the carnival mirror event, unlike the mirror event Mh'athra is actively cruel and even dead names Zoe while alternate Z'gord is dismissive but tries to talk her into rejoining her "purpose." While it's evil, it's not actively malicious, not currently into recreating the Nothingness.

#Monster roadtrip #Monster prom #monster prom oc #tw deadnaming #(Mention but still) #Fun facts! #Sparkles is Pan(his mane colors out of universe is intentional but in-universe its the natural mane colors) #His story is connected with the Vanderbilts #It will have some Miranda slander(I don't love the character)but it won't just be blind hate #He has practiced several spells(which is common for his species)and knows a lot of attack spells #Yes he was inspired by Whiskey #If they met Whiskey would act as the teasing older brother even though they aren't actually related #Draco's color scheme is based of of Maleficent and his mother is a completely unsubtle expy of her #He can spit out both fire and some electricity #So I know there's a dragon in the modtool of the game that's apparently canon #So some of you may wonder why she's humanoid while he's completely animal like? #Fuck you that's why #(I don't know how to draw humans) #Feng is completely immune to fire damage so the dumpster fire one is non canon(but still funny) #Mh'athra can change change her number of eyes to the pictures shown #The first one is inspired by COTL while the second one comes from the cultist's mask during the dinest event #(Also I know the perspective in the darkest timeline looks awful. I'm sorry)