still the funniest thing that louis "i don't wanna kill people :(" de pointe du lac ripped a man's jaw off completely unprovoked just because he was hungry. i love you hypocrite girl
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I downloaded the Better Dark Urge mod to give the origin some more actual gameplay and the main feature of it is a small chance your character will lose control of themselves for a turn after making an attack. Which makes it an absolutely hilarious combination with the mod I use to have the companions act on their own accord during combat because it's like...
Ezra uses firebolt, fails a saving throw against the Urge, turns to a party member in a fit of bloodthirsty rage, the party member's AI goes "Oh fuck you, no you don't" and they immediately knock him flat on his ass 😂
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if you've read part 3/the prequel of yakuza!suna it's very important to me that you know suna started a fight and got sent to a brothel to go blow off some steam like being put in time out
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[snickers commercial voice except the year is 1878] you’re not you when you’re horny. have some corn flakes
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Bedward (but it's Edward and his bed)
well. as they say, it still would've been a better love story than twilight!
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LOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! THE UPDATE MY GOD!!
You’re so talented and i love every time i get to visit Riven thru your writing!!
you make it SO HARD to pick an ro, i was deadset on Yana but then oop updated Leith path and then OOP ida is here and i can’t resist them AND THE FLASHBACK!!!! i could KISS you
i genuinely mean it when i say this is my most awaited IF right now it’s just so unique and fun and INTRIGUING i cannot wait for more im frothing at the mouth
SHSJSJSGSHDKDHDHDKDH cmere let me place a little kiss on your forehead. This makes me so happy I'm ripping through my t-shirt like the hulk 🦵
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what if i started a minecraft world where i try to get every tropical fish. minecraft challenges are fun but im not good enough or creative enough to do any big ones except for maybe...the fish......
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this one is for @aniron48 + g
guess what time year it is here the PNW?!!!
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spotify somehow choosing the most annoying voice overs for every single one of their ads:
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