#So he figures it out PRETTY quickly

[kakusu-shipping]

I was looking for a WIP I wanted to work on again and found a bunch of Slasher Orphanage (by @echoes-lighthouse) doodles I just?? Never posted??

So here are those I guess. The slasher Orphanage is a Slapstick Comedy to Me <3

#Emile's Arts #Evil Slasher Orphanage #Anna #Long post #Kind of. Just the comic at the start #A little more on my Slasher Orphanage S/I; He absorbed the Power of the Entity from Dead by Daylight by Eating it #And is now struggling with these eldritch abilities to tear the fabric of space apart #He keeps bringing killers from across dimensions into his little pocket dimension #(which he made to look EXACTLY like Echo's original dimension farm house) #And is trying DESPERATELY to hide this #The only people who know are himself Anna Stu and Brandon #Though Micheal has an inclination something's not right with Emile he just hasn't fully figured it out yet #I just think if you put a bunch of slashers in a house together there's a high chance of one of them stabbing the others #Anna gets stabbed the most btw she does not respect boundaries well. She's just so excited to be a mom. #Micheal hates her #He also doesn't like me and you know what that's fair. Wary of change. #Stu gets knowledge because he canonically watched Friday the 13th and Halloween in his universe #So he figures it out PRETTY quickly #And uses it to mess with me #I think he'd try to summon Beetlejuice in ear shot of me to see if it'd work

[trash-can-sam]

What happens when your coworker kills your other coworker but both of you are in a relationship (kind of) with the same ethereal woman who had an admiration for said dead coworker.

+bonus Evandrey because it’s funny to me (I’m sorry Eva.)

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #andrey stamatin #yulia lyuricheva #eva yan #evandrey #yulieva #evaandrey #Eva yahn #Andrei Stamatin #see I think that Eva is very okay with Eva being how she is- promiscuous and spreading her love (Maybe a little jealous but more rooted in #self loathing and insecurities) #and she’s like look I’m okay with this whole open relationship (technically we aren’t in a relationship even though I really want to be) #thing BUT why HIM. I have to work with him and he’s by far the worst man I’ve ever worked with (besides maybe his brother because at least #Andrey actually talks but really they’re a package deal anyways) I need to have meetings with him often and it’s horrendous every time #like spread your love it’s noble really. #I wouldn’t expect anything else from you #but maybe give him less he’s annoying as hell #I also think that she’d figure out pretty quickly that Andrey and Peter killed Farkhad #just bcuz like. yk she’s there. she’s seen the already shaky relationship crumble beyond repair. she’s seen them argue in meetings. #she knows the stamatwins are not above murder. especially for art. and she’s clever. #And andrey knows that so he doesn’t try to hide it. she doesn’t have recourse anyways- #the kains (who I think helped cover up the murder) employ her too #and andrey respects her to a degree- he assumes she’ll see reason. #and honesty. Yulia might be upset that Andrey killed one of the only other architects but also she does not miss him that much. #she’s like I don’t agree with this whole murder thing but you are kind of right he had to go he was getting on my nerves #the meetings will be 10x more tolerable now that the twins can’t argue with him about things that aren’t even real #it’s awful but it did drive Eva further into my arms so necessary evils. #my art #sorry for the essay in the tags.

[shoesofthefishermanswife]

bruce on a magazine for @broke-bruce-wayne

"bnbnbn vfgtr45ed73" - earl the cat

plain version under the cut:

#okay i am SO Not a graphic designer so you will have to ignore the cover #i was also going to put more fun references and then i couldn't think of any oops #also i don't draw a ton of shirtless men and muscles so you will have to ignore any anatomy errors lol #i hope he looks like bruce?? idk :/ boy are hard and i just didn't look at any pictures of him when i was doing it so it is how it is #i tried adding a grain!! the feature is a bit weird in krita but i think i figured out a way that works?? #also i only spent like 2 days on this i did it pretty quickly so it's a bit rushed #but overall i like it! #i hope you guys got value out of earl's contributions he had a lot to say #my art #bruce wayne #batman #dc #art: greatest hits

[cleocatrablossy]

#my art #it’s mako mermaid au time let’s fucking go. but I ignored the iconic tail design from the show for reasons of fun. #grian #pearlecentmoon #geminitay #impulsesv #jimmy solidarity #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #so pretty much how it starts is: Grian Pearl Gem Impulse and Jimmy are all mermaids. Scar and Cub work at a marine tours/museum type place. #cub’s in the museum area and scar leads diving tours off the mainland. they decide to look around the island to see if there’s anything the #should propose adding to the museum or tours. they spend the night and Scar falls into the moon pool. he gets dragged back to the surface #and figures it was a really weird dream so he and Cub go back to the mainland. meanwhile Gen Pearl Impulse Grian and Jimmy are freaking out #about what to do because a random human just fell into the moon pool during a full moon. they end up getting kicked out of the pod to go fi #this mess. Pearl ends up getting a moon ring from (undecided likely mermaid watcher character) and they end up getting legs via magic. #shenanigans ensue. it’s summer so they’re pretending to be tourists. and no they aren’t trying to track Scar down to kill him. just make hi #not a mermaid anymore. he probably won’t die from it. cub ends up finding out about the whole ‘scar is a mermaid’ thing pretty quickly and #decides to help out. especially with the whole hiding it while doing diving tours thing. more characters do appear but this lot’s the main #cast of the au. #by the way. fishy order is: sand devil shark- epaulette shark- orca(not a fishy)- clown loach- eviota sigillata- and guppy’s

[lohstandfound]

Dumb deities au concept

Someone comes up with the brilliant idea to put Jake and/or Brooke in charge of some social media content, especially around this new exhibition

The problem?

Brooke has almost zero idea how to even work a phone properly and Jake doesn't understand social media

It becomes clear very quickly after watching Brooke and Jake attempt to make videos that maybe the 'youngest' out of them are not actually the best option

#lohst.txt #bmc #be more chill #jake dillinger #brooke lohst #deities au #awkward tiktoks are how Michael finds them #This is 100% inspired by tiktoks of museum people talking about their collections and preservation and restoration #Jake has had more important things to worry about than mastering social media #I like to think this takes place in the few weeks following Brooke's 'mysterious arrival' as Jake's partner/assistant/whatever lie they tell #Jake finally seems to be more sociable and the two of them could bounce off each other #So in theory it seems like a good idea #In reality not so much #But I think eventually Brooke would figure it out pretty quickly #Messing with Jake's phone while he works #As Brooke gets more comfortable being free she begins chatting to Jake's coworkers #(her coworkers too. She's just somehow become part of the team but no one complains. No one really knows what she does but no one complains) #I'm losing my train of thought #And I feel like these ideas are going to start becoming not coherent #And it's late so I'm going to stop now

[wilchur]

I need someone to tell me how crazy I can go with The Urge before I lock myself out of anything resembling a good ending because the anxiety is eating me alive (no actual spoilers for the endings themselves pls)

#ezra def fears death more than he fears the urge #“as long as i barely sleep and keep everyone aware i'm a threat it's all good” type of delusional yknow? #plus he figures out pretty quickly that as long as he does what he's directly told when it matters #and does some Good murder on the side #bhaal won't really force his hand #so he'd def nerf isobel get the slayer and not risk getting squeezed out like a sponge by telling his dad to fuck himself #but like... #i don't want The World To End because of that ahdjfkgk #i can stomach a bittersweet ending to a degree #so like major character death in a cutscene or something is fine #but no prolonged in-game misery #no brakeups no animosity #lord save me #bg3 #the dark urge

[yuridovewing]

avos onestar and rowanstar parallel about how they’re both on shaky ground as leaders, they’re aware their clanmates don’t respect them as such and have actually left them to the wolves in one way or another, but the two are bitter enemies and this similarity between them is actually their downfall as both of their kingdoms crumble under darktail’s seige…

#so something im heavily considering for razorverse is axing the thunderclan pov entirely and making avos windclan/shadowclan centric #so one of the povs is windclan and twigkit goes there instead of thunderclan #this is bc thunder is pretty neutral and windclan would be an interesting clan to follow #darktail isnt onestars son here but i can still have him break down. like his clan had the most dark forest trainees #he still has a lot of detractors who participated in a coup against him that are alive and well #and on top of that firestar is dead. he dies earlier here but maybe he saw his ghost in the battle #and theres no closure with them. they died as enemies. fuck man/ #razorverse #anyways tho this isnt set cause im still trying to figure out the windclan pov #as much as i dont like alderpaw im hesitant to replace him too quickly because i want a peer for needlepaw #and ohhhhh baby i know those heatherbreeze babies dont exist here yet. theyre gonna WAIT #tbh id leap to make it either heathertail (bias but also makes sense) or larkwing (df trainee and sedgewhiskers daughter) #bc they work but also they are older #i couldddddd just have it be twig and violet as our two povs but idk

[braveburned]

long extended narrative in my head is just a series of gregory and cassie trying to keep tony away from the pizzaplex / fazbear until one day he follows gregory there, sneaks in behind him with a baseball bat, and absolutely scares the shit out of gregory

#★ * OOC / brainrot for a sushi restaurant. ) #long extended au in my head beloved #tony is like. he’s always so close to figuring out what’s going on but slightly to the left #assumes the damaged animatronics and the missing kids are caused by the same person kind of slightly to the left #gregory thinks it’s hilarious #( gregory does not know tony pretty quickly realized he Is A Missing Pizzaplex Kid )

[mothram]

#diana's music diary #good morning #i slept early #it was nice #very cozy #I only slept like 4 hours though cause I had to get up for a delivery... also I'm posting this a couple of hours after waking... #as is becoming usual for these... I've been kind of vibing to music pretty much... #anyway yesterday was good but so exhausting... played lethal company with friends like I'd said which was really fun!! was a little bit of #process getting my bearings in it since I'd seen maybe one second of gameplay before but after a day or two in game I picked it up I'd say! #I mostly just ran away when I saw something scary but I tried scanning a monster and it opened the door which made me scream once ahaha #after that I was a lil tired but we ended up having a session of the project moon ttrpg I'm in kind of out of nowhere #it was short but v fun to play Frei again he kind of completely shut down the distortion singlehandedly which was surprising considering he #has no combat capability.. incapacitated them and read its mind which helped us figure out what we needed to do to resolve the distortion #-peacefully! my partners character did the actual resolving cause Frei is terrified of going near anything as gross as that distortion was #(it was a giant gross greasy burger monster. who was just bob from bobs burgers. he ended up in a polycule with linda and teddy after.) #Frei also read my partners characters mind a bit and maybe upset him a little by mentioning his daughter (her character is divorced lol) #anyway yeah... I was tired after both of those so I kinda got in bed and passed out quickly while listening to music... #idk what I'll do today I'm a bit sore still and I'm v sick and tired rn so I'll probably just relax a bit... #let's make today nice and cozy and good... love u friends thank u for reading <3

[crazynerdandproud]

I’m trying to write around 300 words every day and I couldn’t go to bed unless I at least tried to sit down and write. I’m happy to say that I slaved away and at the end wrote over a thousand words. Yay!

#I looked at my psych wip for like less then a second #before abandoning it to quick reread a short one-shot I have in my drafts #and I managed to double the word count for my Macgyver X-men crossover fic #it was kinda annoying actually #Alex was supposed to just cause absolute havoc #and hurt one of the team when he escapes from the Phoenix institute #but apparently he’s playing spymaster #not sure if I’m going to keep the whole spymaster part for sure #but I mean he isn’t going to cause much damage at all #in fact at this rate he will figure out what’s going on pretty quickly and then trust the team #but where’s the fun in that #and even though I doubled the word count of the fic he still hasn’t escaped yet #not that he needs to escape but he doesn’t know that #he just woke up in a medical place with two doppelgängers of some very not nice people who actually aren’t the worst in this universe #so yeah fight it is #I’m toying around with the idea of him somehow accidentally releasing Murdoc or something #idk #we’ll see where it goes #he better get out soon though cause Bozer is going to find out sooner rather than later that he’s bullshitting him and he isn’t Mac #I did not think I’d ramble this much in the tags #I’m just happy I’m making progress because soon I get tot switch to jack’s pov and it will be great #still don’t know if I’m going to have Mac waking up after the explosion at the manor and trying to find his way home or not #I mean like that happens but I don’t really feel like writing that right now #maybe it could like #be a kind of connected series? and I can just eventually write Mac’s universe hopping adventure? #alright I’m headed to bed #goodnight!

[ohnoitsthebat]

Watermelon (Lawrusso smut)

Here, have some nonsensical, slightly smutty (explicitly smutty later on, if i continue) Lawrusso that was inspired by a random comment my girlfriend made. Not sure if I'll continue this, depends on if i have time and if i can overcome my fear of writing smut. Putting everything below a cut. It's messy (I just typed it out quickly) but If I decide to post it later, I'll clean it up.

inspired by a comment my girlfriend @grumpybluefairy made when I told her I was eating watermelon and popsicles. grumpybluefairy: daniel larusso, is it you?

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Imagining Johnny and Daniel sitting outside of the dojo, and Daniel is eating slices of watermelon 🍉 he makes loud noises, groans, licks his fingers as he eats, and it drives Johnny crazy. He watches Daniel, his dick chubbing up in his pants, and his face turns red. Daniel looks up at him, notices Johnny's discomfort, and says,

"What's wrong with you?"

Johnny, irritably: "do you have to do that?"

Daniel arches a brow: "do what?"

Johnny: *points to the watermelon slice that Daniel has in his hand*

Daniel: *confused* "what's wrong with eating watermelon?"

Johnny: "nothing, but Jesus, do you have to eat it like that?"

Daniel: *blinks, as watermelon juice drips down his chin * eat it like what, John?"

#lawrusso #cobra kai #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso smut #smut #food porn #food kink #my writing #does daniel know what he's doing? no but he figures it out pretty quickly #and uses it to torture johnny even more #if you comment pls be nice--i don't write smut like at all and so i'm nervous #i'd love to continue but i'm so nervous

[deathofafangirl01]

So idk if this has been said before but where does Deuce summon his cauldrons from?

I, unfortunately, had to delete the game off my phone and all of the data I had of it so I have to restart from the beginning. And during the mines scene in the prologue Deuce summons a lot of cauldrons one after the other.

Is he creating the cauldrons out of nothing? Or is he summoning already existing cauldrons, and if so from where? Usually the magic in magic based worlds is a give and take system of some sort. You can’t create something out of nothing. And if that’s the case, then Deuce must be taking a cauldron from somewhere or someone every time he summons one.

Essentially what I’m imagining (especially in the prologue with him fighting the overblot monster) is that every time Deuce summons a cauldron he summons the closest one, and the closest one(s) happen to be the one at Night Raven Collage. Crewel walks into class the next morning and most (if not all) of his cauldrons are gone.

#and he’s like #wtf #who would steal an entire cauldron #don’t worry tho #Crewel figured it out pretty quickly #so now everytime a cauldron goes missing Deuce is 1 suspect #but like can you imagine if all the cauldrons came from this one place #like there’s some shop that sells cauldron and cauldrons only #but suddenly their cauldrons just started disappearing #normally one every few days or weeks #but then on rare occasions it’s like 5 disappearing one after the other #twisted wonderland #deuce spade #twst #twst deuce #twst crewel #divus crewel

[wizbizzi]

what if i wrote a jayson ferin character study, made up a maiden name for malenia, and fully bullshit the ranks of the navy Incredibly loosely basing them off of the ranks and progression of the US navy. 

#I figure he starts out Already pretty high ranked a la nepotism and moves up Very quickly also a la nepotism #but i don't know bc the idea of a Child being a master chief petty officer is hilarious #or as hilarious as it is sad #bc grizz says he ranked vice admiral after jay was born making me think he Had Ranks before that and became vice admiral Horrifically quick #Might just make him an officer and say his mom kept promoting him both to put pressure on him and also as a kinda fucked up olive branch #but officers in the Real navy aren't drill sargeants so I might fudge it and just rlly lean into the nepotism #this baby man is so much higher ranked than you And he can liquify ur insides #wizened words 🦎 #jrwi

[red-flagging]

jumpscared by the guardian review of lost in the stars describing the hot, lesbian-coded, artistic-director-turned-unofficial-PI female lead as "a tough cookie that drives like lewis hamilton"

#the better part of valor dot ao3 coded. tbh #lost in the stars spoilers #ig?? idk does anyone care about spoilers for this movie lol #it IS actually quite good as like. a twisty little island murder mystery #i wouldn't Not tell people to see it. u know #anyways catch me spending the rest of the night trying and failing to figure out how to make this AU work as a thought experiment #nico is the rich dead wife lewis is childhood friends with whose murder he's trying to avenge...? #seb is the femme fatale from lewis's acting troupe who he recruits to pretend to be the dead wife and gaslight the shitty husband into #thinking he's going insane...? #who is the shitty husband......pre-reveal when it's just the 'everyday guy in over his head trying to find his missing wife' #it's not not jenson. tbh #u see how this AU starts to fall apart pretty quickly lol. #anyways. vengeful lesbian biker lewis hamilton is what im taking away from #all of this. so god bless us every one

[fayeandknight]

Forte got to try dock diving yesterday!

He would not get in the water without me. But after some encouragement he did come down the ramp on his own. He also started offering baby jumps off the ramp for the toy.

He definitely enjoyed it so we'll have to schedule more dock time.

Near the end of our time the next people showed up. An older couple. The guy zeroed in on Forte and then happily told me they had 7 Tervs in the car.

They breed them but I forgot to get their kennel name. The guy really liked Forte and Forte was only too happy to greet him like an old friend he hasn't seen in years.

#dogblr #forte #belgian tervuren #dock diving #i didn't realize that Forte is tall for a Tervuren #the others were all show line so i wonder if that contributes? #anyway he's never swam/been in deep water before #i expected more flailing before he figured out swimming #but he actually caught on pretty quickly

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Trying to go for a nice walk before work and someone started following me...

#i left my apartment and walked about half a block #i saw a man walking from the other direction towards the same corner as me #he got there first and just waited #so i crossed the street before i got there cuz he was giving weird vibes #it qas weird that he was just waiting but i figured maybe a coincidence so i quickly walked past #but then he crossed the street towards me #i had a head start and im a fast walker so i just kept going #we were in a pretty populated area around stores and stuff so i was just trying to stay around other people #i heard him call 'excuae me!' a couplw of times but i was not about to turn around or stop #so i just kept speed walking #I pulled out my phone to call someone just to have them on the line #because hed been following me for a couple blocks now #but of course no one picked up #but at that point i noticed he wasnt behind me anymore #but i didnt want to turn back or go back home. even though i want to hide in bed all day now #i didn't want him to end up following me home #and maybe he wasnt being malicious. but also i dont want to take any chances when it comes to this #a man following me. for blocks #its the middle of the damn day. i like to walk at night but... maybe i wont for a bit #im gonna take a different route home. fuck this #i dont thinkim overreacting. right? no #im a tiny afab person and a man started following me unprompted. yeah thats scary. im the right amount of scared. yeah #oh shit thats terrifying oh god #oh boy um thats spooky. okay im gonna welk a bit more and then uh. head home on a different route i guess #okay yeah okay bye