anyway calling it now the reason finn is spending so much time in the tidestrider library emporium is because he's looking for his spellbook
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We've talked about it a lot that he actually is a bit far-sighted, but often feels embarrassed to wear his reading glasses bc it makes him feel old and nerdy ffff
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Everyone is talking about Astarion’s wonderful plotline, voice, expressions, et cetera et cetera, but no one is talking about what a monster he is in combat. I swear he could 1v3 the rest of my party. Sharpshooter is so busted with dual-wielded hand crossbows and thief rogue, holy shit. Why would I use a bonus action to hide when I have a 95% chance of hitting with a shot that does 1d6+1d4+19 damage (before counting sneak attack) and auto-kills enemies if they have <=10 HP afterwards?
Gloomstalker ranger multiclass means that I get 5 of these attacks on the first turn of combat (actually 7 with bloodlust elixir, i.e. permanent haste that stacks with Haste). Add in 2d6 sneak attack, which will often crit given all those attacks (plus blinding raven familiar + durge cloak invisibility giving advantage) and occasional 1d6 poison damage (if Astarion needed healing for some reason), and he is frequently killing ~200 hp worth of enemies per round.
And with the huge initiative bonus, he usually just wipes them before they even get a turn. Not that them getting a turn would matter—even if they get in range of him, he walks around with 22 AC, a charm reaction, and Protection from Good and Evil giving disadvantage to most everything in Act 2.
And this all consumes 0 resources per fight (though Hasted Astarion is obviously even better). I keep thinking I’ll have to long rest at some point, but I just… don’t. I’ve fought something like 15+ combats today since Act 2 start and everyone is still at full health. One of my short rests I took entirely to renew the charge on a ring of jumping.
I feel like I’m missing out on precious Astarion cutscenes and I have no one to blame but Astarion.
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“I don’t need to fight. I need to think.” — Alhaitham, Genshin Impact (voiced by L*ona’s VA in the Japanese dub 😩)
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Saw this model closing Jean Paul Gotier fashion show of 2007 and it just reminded me of SJM saying she envisions a beutiful persian guy when writing Helion.
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I wonder what stuff Bounty Keith would say to regular Keith if he could still speak?
Actually, can we pretend he can still speak just for this question? I don't know what he'll say but I think it might result in a fight between them depending on how bad they get along there lol
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Bg3!Robin's a bit more ambitious than in other AUs...
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But you won't get away with it
No you won't get away with it 'cause I
I look at you, I'm seeing that you're just as lost as I
Know I'm not afraid of it
No I'm not afraid to close my eyes
How I wish that there's a way that we could
Always
Always live for always
Till we die together
Say you want to be here
You want to be young
You want to be in my love
Always be in my love
Say that you remember
Feeling the same about me
Midas Lyrics by Skott
Hm….
How can I work this into buff Custodes yaoi….
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