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bloodydeanwinchester · 2 years

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FUCK why is he actually so hot ???

#jackles #this video literally killed me #how did i not see this sooner actually?#jensen ackles #jibcon12 #adam rose

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prettydan · 17 days

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since coming back from hiatus, there has yet to be a single dnpgames video where i didn’t have to stop the video and literally put my head in my hands and contemplate bashing my head against a wall

#i wish they would stop speaking #they give a literal heart attack EVERY. FUCKING. VIDEO.#i cannot take the married flirty energy anymore #literally killing me #dan and phil

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little-pondhead · 3 months

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I have a simple fascination and joy in the thought that, for the Ghost King AU, most of the time Danny is literally so normal compared to other ghosts.

Like, he’s a kid. He looks like a kid. Going by canon appearances, he is the most human looking ghost we see (aside from Ellie). Even Plasmius is more inhuman, which is where all the vampire jokes come from. Every single one of this enemies is off even in a human disguise. They’re not human, and people don’t expect them to be.

So aside from the implications of Danny looking like a child ghost, I wonder what other characters would think if they summon the Ghost King, expecting this huge monstrosity worse than anything they’ve ever seen, and getting a totally normal human-looking kid.

I’d be terrified. Because if horror movies have taught us anything, it’s that the most innocent and normal looking people are the worst monsters you’ve ever seen.

Like, what is he hiding??

#danny phantom #pondhead rambles #just a thought #if I tried summoning the ghost king I’d be ready to face an eldritch god not a teenager #and let’s just imagine he’s doesn’t have a creepy form at all #literally just looks the same as canon all the time #if a kid showed up in place of a monster? hell no #I’m outta there #something is wrong and I’m not dealing with it #Danny doesn’t set off the uncanny valley feeling at all but because people THINK that the feeling should be there #the lack of it is making people’s nerves worse #no ‘oh shit we fucked up why is there a kid he can’t possibly be the ghost king’#more like ‘oh shit we fucked up what kind of ghost king looks like a human teen we are way out of our depths’#these thoughts come from me playing video games and immediately being on guard when a lone child is in a place they should not be #like I’m ready to fight monsters and bad guys #children? fuck that they’re obviously going to kill me in the worst way possible

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randomgooberness · 1 year

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Gordon is the kind of person to be gripping the bathroom sink looking at himself in the mirror sobbing and repeating to himself "I'm normal I am normal please GOD I am NORMAL"

i literally routinely quote this fucking clip of him at work

#hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #gordon feetman #video #asks #ITS SO FUNNY. IT LITERALLY FUCKING KILLS ME HOW FUNNY HE IS #MOST TIRED MAN ALIVE.

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texassbian · 5 days

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penguin logistics gets banned from using social media on the clock

#arknights #my art #exusiai arknights #exusiai #lappland arknights #croissant arknights #texas arknights #sora arknights #emperor arknights #og video is very clearly flipped but i forgot to flip exu's design NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #this is actually the second time ive drawn exu in a car being tailed by cops #lappland is here because I felt like she fit the first comment way better than mos LOL #RUN DOG has been killing me for literally an entire month the comments on the og are too funny

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jvzebel-x · 7 months

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here's an update for all the "tOuRiSm iS fOr ThE pEoPlE" fucks. always remember that the second anyone steps foot on that land in the name of "tourism" or any other haole institution, that is colonizing&that person is a fucking explicit modern colonizer who made the conscious decision to be one and has spent a lot of fucking money on that trip to get their title. only that kine want more of their kin there-- don't pretend that shit is for anyone else.

drop dead of spontaneous combustion specifically, not even the sharks would want that pīlau fucking meat.

#video footage of haole families already in burnt wasteland is so fucking dystopic its almost funny #'funny' in the way of 'i might have rabies bc im foaming at the mouth lol'. bc fuck if i wouldnt literally #rip these ppl to fucking shreds. god bless whoever took the pics&vids bc i couldnt havd held my tongue.#you know we're all fucked when the governor is holding private back-chamber business-only meetings #to decide to open a fire wasteland two months after 1000+ ppl were killed&where ppl are still looking for remains to tourism #&it honestly seems so much less disgusting bc theres literally footage of haole families already disregarding any form of boundaries.#like this is what we've come to lmao.#i have so. much. violence. in me&no where to put it lmao. i want to go home. i miss home so bad. i am so fucking homesick.#i think the next person who responds to finding out im from hawaii w anecdotes of their trip there will probably get knocked out.#like i dont actually think i should be held responsible for that first hit. anything after is fair game tho i guess.#undescribed

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yuri-alexseygaybitch · 10 months

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Genuinely dystopic going on YouTube and immediately getting a thousand "ads" from dark money funded astroturfed right-wing hate outlets which are literally just straight up hate speech and you can't do one single fucking thing about it

#literally forcing me to see m*tt w*lsh's face when i just want to watch funny videos in bed #someone kill these people pls i'm fucking tired of them

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royalarchivist · 1 year

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Clip edit requested by Phil himself, lmao

For context, this is what Mariana's Minecraft skin looks like:

#ElMariana #Juanaflippa #Mariana #QSMP #OPM #I CANT POST IT TO THE DISCORD ack. Pegs where should I post this #Edit: I updated the video to make it worse [better]#I just noticed the profile is off-centered. This is killing me #oh well whatever I literally edited this while at work I'm doin' my best out here

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emoremix · 7 months

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hyunjin in hyun.e's vlog 7 ♡

#skz #kpopco #kpopedit #tuserhales #kirberries #userrsun #usershreyu #hyunjin #stray kids #hyunjin gifs #skz gifs #this fucking video killed me i cant look at photoshop anymore ill go insane #3rd gif literally beat me to death #ぼくの #gifs

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melatien · 3 months

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tiny yoichi (unwillingly) lures out soldiers by being his helplessness little self so his brother can strike

#bases are the most reliable way to find food afo found!#yoichi is crying bcuz he pitys them <3 #not because hes nervous #im gonna be honest i made this idea up on the spot when drawing this #pewdiepies new art video awakened something in me I NEEDED TO REMIND MYSELF I CAN STIL DRAW BANGERS TOO #i didnt disappoint myself!!!! competitiveness is my enemy and my bestie literally #anyways his right eye was an absolute horrendous nightmare to draw it was going so well until i did the hair then it ruined the eye #i actually thought yoichi was wearing shoes at this age but then i looked back at those chapters and realised yoichi was shoeless #WITH ONLY A BANDAGE ON HIS FOOT??!?!!?!? agony #can yoichi not make me wish he had something good in life for ONE SECOND #think of this as like how he responded to afo killing those people that (presumably) beat yoichi up beforehand #we dont know if hes crying because his brother is killing or if he was crying before being 'saved'#ill try do some fluff art soon ive been really interested in body horror related art lately so i wanted to play around!!!#i have a BUNCH of ideas written down ive yet to do #i just keep doing whatever i feel like #i am the master of ignoring the instructions and winging it #mha #my art #yoichi shigaraki #one for all #my hero academia #first ofa user #shigaraki yoichi #mha yoichi #tiny yoichi #tiny yoichi in his shabby little clothes #ive actually been dying to draw tiny yoichi again but KIDS ARE SO HARD TO DRAW!!!!!#i had an art moment though #HALLEJUHAH #art gods had my back fr

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great #gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but #it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go #unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job #college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3 #but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh #sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere'#and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop'#and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what'#absolutely unprompted #AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT #i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people #i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her #while she rambles and feeds me grapes #yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things #coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff #i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed #i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square...#hm. thinking #oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet #OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY #excuse me everyone i have something to finish

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pyrotechnicdarts · 4 months

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mhw handler get behind me

#monster hunter #monhun #sorry i just got a video in my yt recs and remembered how people treat her #god forbid a woman npc repeat a voiceline more than twice to encourage the player to continue the main quest #in the exact same way that npcs like field team leader and admiral will do if theyre helping with a story quest #she did literally nothing wrong you all are just violently misogynistic #gamers when a man is mildly annoying and pestering: yeah whatever man its fine #gamers when a woman is mildly annoying: i think she should be violently killed to death. i tgink she should burn in hell forever #played the game and literally had no idea other people hated her until i went online. like i loved her. shes just like me fr

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mintjeru · 17 days

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if i don't hear myla's singing voice again by the end of this game istg i'm gonna have A Talk with team cherry (no spoilers please, i'm playing hollow knight blind!!)

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#hollow knight #fanart #myart #comic #i noticed smth was wrong when i was exploring for map completion and the preacher/audience bugs near greenpath were infected #and then i went to crossroads. weird orange haze from the well. it was infected.#so after making sure everyone in dirtmouth was ok i made a mad dash to myla bc last i checked she was singing about darkness #i genuinely cannot even begin to explain how distressed i was when she raised her weapon against me #the last time i was this distressed about a video game was like. probably the t.surumi island quest #you simply had to be in call w/ me bc i was literally wailing over myla #i didn't kill her. i'm still holding onto hope that when i unlock the seal and we fix whatever's going on that she will be cured #we aren't giving up until this game is over

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zetterbabe · 5 months

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