#TOTTY LOVE

[shitslikethis]

nothing cracks me up more than the jersey devil episode of x files. i cannot stop thinking about it literally ever. it’s the one time mulder is stone cold correct about everything he says but his evidence is like a stick figure babadook drawing he bought (!) off a homeless guy and a cartoon of a gorilla with big naturals. iconic tbh.

#anyway #i love you to the neanderthal totties drawing from x files #x files #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder x scully #agent mulder #agent scully #jersey devil #x files 1x05

[amitywrights]

I've been rewatching Osomatsu-san and have been keeping track of the times the brothers have said each other's names/nicknames because I have always wondered about it so yeah this is very self-indulgent TT_TT but I will be sharing it below.

Note!

1. Included are Seasons 1-3 and The Movie (2019), however I did not include AUs apart from F6 and Girlymatsu, and skipped over recap episodes as well as ending songs and previews

2. I did not include times when their names was said but it wasn't pertaining to them specifically so things like "Osomatsu-kun/-san" as titles or "Karamatsu Girls"

3. I did not count the times where a brother would refer to them as a whole like when Karamatsu would say "brothers" or when Totty says "niisan-tachi" (brothers)

4. The term "niisan"/ "chounan" (older brother) and "suekko" (youngets child) are counted only if they are used as a non descriptor so things like "I'm the eldest", and "Todomatsu, the youngest" do not count. However, they sometimes translate as nicknames based on context so things like "Share with your big bro" and "Come on, little bro" count, I hope this made sense lol

5. This is not 100% accurate 'cause I might miss some, especially when they aren't put into the subs but I did my best to compile it :DD



Season 1



Season 2



Season 3

MOVIE

Final Tally!

Link if you wanna see better

That out if the way, let's award some NEETs yeah?

Below will be the ranking of: Who's name they said the most/least, and who said their name the most/least :DD (Apart from themselves ofc)

Osomatsu

Said the most: Todomatsu (80)

Said the least: Jyushimatsu (50)

Said his name most: Todomatsu (45)

Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)

Karamatsu

Said the most: Jyushimatsu (51)

Said the least: Ichimatsu (20)

Said his name most: Osomatsu (51)

Said his name least: Ichimatsu (22)

Choromatsu

Said the most: Todomatsu (55)

Said the least: Osomatsu (29)

Said his name most: Todomatsu (70)

Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)

Ichimatsu

Said the most: Jyushimatsu (59)

Said least: Osomatsu & Choromatsu (13)

Said his name most: Osomatsu (68)

Said his name least: Karamatsu (20)

Jyushimatsu

Said the most: Osomatsu (40)

Said the least: Choromatsu (23)

Said his name most: Ichimatsu (59)

Said his name least: Choromatsu (34)

Todomatsu

Said the most: Choromatsu (70)

Said the least: Karamatsu (31)

Said his name most: Osomatsu (80)

Said his name least: Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu (37)

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Has the most names: Choromatsu (19)

Has the least names: Todomatsu (6)

Mannn I love this, hope you guys enjoyed the data as much as I did lol. If you find mistakes feel free to correct!! And also, ask questions if you have them :DD

My thoughts in tags! Add your thoughts as well I wanna see how mad you guys go with this info

#Osomatsu san #Ososan #Osomatsu #Karamatsu #Choromatsu #Ichimatsu #Jyushimatsu #Todomatsu #AHHHHH I DID IT #First off the way the totals keep increasing had me rolling lmaoo #I thought Kara's 199 was a lot but Totty came in with the 287 #I love how 'Totty' was used once and all of them ran off with it TT_TT #“Ichimacchan” is a blessing #Alsoo I ranted about this already but aaahhhh Oso using Suekko (little/baby brother) on Totty #The nenchuu skit in S2 is so funny when I realized that Ichi only said Choro's name once and it was as a skit #Choro only had that much for Ichi bc of whenever they would go around and say the next person in birth order #KARAMATSU my sweet boy has not ONCE used insult as nickname TT_TT he calls out Oso but never seen 'Shitty Eldest' from him #“Shitty older brother” in a sentence yes but not as a name #Oso has an oniichan count of 6 and for some reason it seems very comforting that he refers to himself as such when talking to his brothers #He could use more formal words like 'Ani' or 'Niisan' as words for older brother but he sticks with his little niichan TT_TT #Most of Jyushimatsu's name count is from season 1 Jyushimatsu Festival ep lmaoo I had such a hard time keeping track of it #Choromatsu has so much names that I wanted to smack my laptop 😭 #Like 9 of them stem from the accident and rising episodes #Also by the way the fandom uses their insult nicknames (Shitty eldest. Shittymatsu. Dry monster.) they don't actually say it that much #Speaking of shitty eldest even with how they always tell him he's such a bad brother and stuff #The most used name for him is still 'Osomatsu-niisan' #They love their niisan and i will run away with this #Totty loves his Choromatsu-niichan 😭 like boi 70 times #will add more tags later

[nenchuu]

Just wanted to make a quick post about how nice it is to see people like Choromatsu now...

I remember when people hated him like very very vocally, so much so that he was even censored in group art or erased altogether. He and Totty got the worst ends of the fandom by far.

Osomatsu mostly was just people thinking he was boring (he isn't) and not like literal vitriolic hatred. I like that people see Choromatsu's cute traits now without having to sacrifice his flaws!

#torrance is talking #now guys we need to show totty that love too #he's literally so interesting you guys and so funny #i think people just hate bitchy fem men

[0deploy0]

Osomatsu art dump

#osomatsu san #my art #karamatsu #karamatsu matsuno #ichimatsu matsuno #ichimatsu #totty #todomatsu #mr. osomatsu #osomatsu #self insert #I LOVE KARA SM #foaming at the mouth as i gaze into his eyes

[remigei]

Totty i made in 1 hour

#love him #todomatsu #osomatsu san #i love this outfit for totty

[dollipunk]

this is so totty 😭

#todomatsu #totty #mr. osomatsu #osomatsu san #ososan #IHATEHIMSOMUCH #but i love him #he’s a little poop #twink

[plzwinxhamps]

God save me

#francesco totti #alessandro nesta #I think they’re fall in love with each other #my ships #azzurri

[carrionsong]

thinking about the matsu valentines day specials.... 1st is parka, 2nd zaimoku, and 3rd wakaba💖 the audio cuts off at times im afraid but theyre still very watchable ;3;

#.txt #ososan #NENCHUUUUU I LOVE UUUUUUUUU😭😭😭 #totty i love u too but when Karamatsu is playing the straight man to you i Worry😭 NXJCJHDJXNSJS HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT MAN!!! #karamatsu move out of the way. ill rehabilitate him (with pussy) #HDJCJJXNXBSSKKS

[bloomingcarnival]

Hesokuri wars: Musical dark past 2 set

Everyone is dancin and grovin and having fun!

#tulip chatters #osomatsu san #mr osomatsu #hesokuri wars #osomatsu #karamatsu #choromatsu #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #todomatsu #totty #musical au #the pinefields #I love these losers... so much...

[tottymatsuno]

for my girliepop on da server

#roros scans #osomatsu san #official osomatsu #im constantly in awe bc hes so much better than these whores. hes like a dumpster dived gucci bag and theyre like...trash. #hes so wonderful snd perfect my babygirl can and does it all fr #in this house we love and kiss totty endlessly forever

[pekodayz]

totty is someone i would spin around super duper fast ass speeds reaching 999mph with on the spinning playground thing and we r laughing and giggling the whole time. and then we starbucks after eventually crashing and hitting a pedestrian with our arm

#i love totty so much god help me *skin turns into dust and bones* #he’s so :3 and it’s amazing kaomoji motherfucking amazing someone toss him around

[cappuccinoko]

Commission finally done! <3

#This whole commission is just so sweet #I love everything about it #todomatsu #osomatsu san #totty #commission #sketch #cappu art

[protect-daniel-james]

And a De Rossi/Totti snippet because I love making Totti a pathetic Sad and Fit man.

He's rough that night. His fingers dig deeper, his nails scratch on your back like sandpaper - it feels like if he could, he would bury his fingers into your flesh and reach inside, squeezing your heart dry. He bites into the skin at the back of your neck, wraps his hands around your throat and holds, feeling every muscle of your neck move, every moan swallowed. Sometimes he squeezes, making your heart race faster, and then relaxes immediately, as if he was contemplating choking you. You wonder if he would be capable of it. You'd probably let him because he's Totti. And Totti, just like Roma, is not to be questioned; he is to be loved.

#man I love writing fic about pairings I had no idea existed a week ago #francesco totti #daniele de rossi #eternal fic #myfics

[dreamy-melody]

🍨🧁🍡 welcome to totty café (◕‿◕🎀)

#firealpaca #firealpaca art #digital art #digital drawing #digital illustration #anime fanart #anime boy #chibi #トド松 #ファンアート #ちびキャラ #육막둥 #토도마츠 #디지털 아트 #todomatsu matsuno #todomatsu #totty #todomatsu fanart #osomatsu san #i love him #cafe aesthetic #cafe drawing #sweets #dessert #food illustration

[kawaii-10105]

Atsutodo has the funniest & cutest dynamic exclusively when it's like itchy and scratchy or Tom and jerry

They should not be in love or sweet to each other, it should be like atsushi is a cruel Greek god punishing Todomatsu for his arrogance and hubris in his 3 part tragedy, and giving him a boon half way through because Totty was tenacious enough to overcome the trials

Atsushi should exclusively taunting Todomatsu in the most socially disarming way until Todomatsu snaps in half and attacks him like a wild dog. And then they should have the most one sided hatesex possible

#it's one sided hate sex bc atsushi (bottom) doesn't hate Totty he loves him in the most toxic bisexual way possible #Todomatsus trying to drill a new hole tho

[choropilled]

i actually still really like that drawing of osomatsu in the advice outfit like the crop top and his belly are soooo good but i have to either redraw choro or pick a different outfit for her bc the suits from bad love are NOT doing it.

#txt #<- guy who loves drawing charas in kpop fashion #advice as a song Doesnt fit oso at all but the white and red looks REALLY good on him ok. #of course none of the songs ive taken outfits from have really fit them #except goth cychoro that one worked really well #i kleep thinking of more ideas #like totonyaa in the love4eva outfits would be soooo good #and i still need to draw cychoro pingpong bc dawns green trenchcoat Man need i say anything else abt that one #ping pong fits zarahjiwoon too but hyunas outfit does NOT work for zarah but cy would probably be ok wearing it #so they get the honors (and ive drawn jiwoon in one of dawns fits from that song already anyways lol) #And it looked like shit #Anyways . ill probably be looking at fits to draw choro in the aggie #I just thought of a good one for totty and one for kara too tee hee