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mymiraclebox · 1 year
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Sleeply sneks.
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You know what, Ubisoft does a fucking amazing job of creating minor NPCs for purpose. They wanted to create the perfect role model leader, and they made Soma, the definition of perfection.
They wanted to create the slimiest, most revolting creature to have ever cursed England with its existence, and they fucking ate, they created Tonna. She and her four decaying teeth look like they smell of bacterial vaginosis. I could cook a meal for a family of twenty with the oil on her skin - I wouldn’t because the meal would be a biological weapon, but I could. You can’t tell me that if Eivor hadn’t been chaperoned by Sigurd, she’d be physically gagging at her attempts to flirt and reaching for her axe to do the world a favour. “Lovely dove” christ love don’t talk about things that are airborne when you’re carrying enough diseases to give a mosquito a run for its money. She hasn’t washed her hands in a calendar year. Sell-sword but I’d fucking pay her to fall on one.
So yeah Ubisoft nailed it. She’s minging mate.
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paleeagleoperatree · 2 years
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Time is Love chapter 8
Tonna xSoma x Eivor x black!fem reader
Time travel au
"So we're going to set up a feast, as an way to make a alliances." Headgr nodded his head "Basically.". You been sitting here for 20 or more minutes while Tonna and Headgr bickered of subject then finally got to the point of this private meeting."We'll also invite Evior and Soma as an apology for your crude behavior." Tonna rolled her eyes and muttered "If I don't get my head chopped off first.". Headgr grabbed a dagger pointing it at the map "Then there's a better reason to why we need to fix our repetition before things get worse. And you..." He pointed the dagger at you "You will have to earn your keep Ms.(Y/N), you can't just continue eating our food without earning. And don't worry you will be paid too for your work.". You perked up at this news " When can I start!?" Tonna smiled a bit at your excitement "Looks like our Raven is a Hard worker and a excited one at that." After a while Tonna assorted that you could work with the livestock and the pantry. All you had to do was to make sure that the animals were taken care of and document the pantry stock, to make sure they had enough food for the winter. That was easy enough. You were sent to the stables and pantry/kitchen to be introduced to your environment and then instructed on what to do. Tonna and Headgr where left behind to work on the party plans.
After awhile Tonna and Headgr started to assign roles to the people and explained what the event was for "It's of the upmost importance that this peace offer feast go's smoothly!" Headgr made sure to make his point evident to everyone in the crowd. "And make sure you're on your best behaviors, and treat our guests well!". Tonna's voice bellowed across the field of people, and Headgr gave a impressed look at the usually humorous deger was capable of not cracking a joke for once. Everyone knew their place and started to work on the party. Later in the day people started to slow down and call it day and turned in for the night. This meant you too, but you didn't really know if you were still welcomed in Tonna's cabin. Just because she let you sleep in her home when you were passed out, doesn't mean she'll let you in now. Tonna spotted your upset face and gave you a hard pay on your back "What's wrong little Raven?" you were shocked at the sudden weight on your back, then turned away a little at the question. "Well I don't know where I'm going to sleep or stay, I can't just continue sleeping at your cabin." she gave you a small amused smile and laughed a bit "Well why not!? I quit enjoy your company and it's doesn't hurt that you are pretty and exotic." you flinched at the word 'exotic' , but other wise was excited at the fact you could stay at her place. "Really!?" Tonna couldn't help but to feel endeared by your glowing expression of excitement "Of course.". She lent out hand and guided you to her cabin.
Authors Note: I'm still pretty unsure about continuing pass the prewritten chapters, I may just continue because the one person that really seems to like this fic.
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acsuttles · 1 year
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Assassin’s Creed Valhalla – Bartering
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Female Eivor fights Tonna’s camp.
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personadripshowdown · 26 days
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giolovesyousm · 1 year
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the poets were keating's beautiful boys </3
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cringelordofchaos · 7 months
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Ok but how can you hate Hailey for her flaws and imperfections and then like DREW
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aengelren · 5 months
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Now I’m curious too
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djservo · 2 years
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lucky mix sims 🍀
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flyingspicerack · 11 months
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MAOICHI CATE CAFE DATE PLEASE
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Ichi visits Mao at work and it turns into a little date on a slow day maybe….
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mymiraclebox · 2 years
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what are renegades?
The Renegades are the main antagonists in my AU, being a group of kwamis who have grown bitter of humanity. Their opinions very between members, some just wanting humans and kwamis separated, while others think humans should be destroyed.
Current members are Yuume, Attlantis, Tonna, Graay, Tuskk, Nooroo, and Duusu; with more to be added.
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paleeagleoperatree · 2 years
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Time is Love chapter 6
Tonna x Eivor xSoma x black!fem reader
Time travel au
You again woke up in the same bed, feeling the stroking of your hair, and the smell of soup filled your nostrils."Little raven." Tonna's husky voice teased you making your eyes open, to see her laying beside you propping her head on her hand, cradling you with her big muscular body. You felt yourself overwhelmed by the memories of where and you were if you even knew, you close your eyes hoping that this it was all a dream, well hearing Tonna roll roll out the bed and walk over somewhere and come back with a delicious smell, making you open your eyes once again to see a bowl fill with a cheesy soup thing given to you "Here, you need to eat (Y/N)." You grabbed the bowl and started to eat, you haven't realized how hungry you really were, and you started to scarf down your meal. Tonna chuckled at your realization at how hungry you are "You haven't eaten for a day or two.". A day or two? You must have slept for the night after you passed out for the second time. You're feeling of dread have calmed down a bit, being comforted by this kind playful deger. Finishing up your meal Tonna takes your bowl and puts it aside, then she starts to ask questions "Are you feeling better?". You give a hesitant not "Yeah" she smiles, as her eyes glaze over your body with a small spark of lust. "Good. I hope you don't mind me asking, but what was business here ? It's not often we get folks like you out here." You thought for a moment ("Is she racist, or is there not many black people around here. How far am I, where am I?") you lied for the time being and play along "I was a new merchant trying to sell my wares, and while traveling a few people wanted to sell and travel with me, so we did for a while and one night I was tired so I asked one of them to drive the carriage, then I woke up here." Tonna had turned to pity "That's unfortunate, especially for it to happen to a little Raven like you." she placed her scarred hand on your cheek making you blush, Tonna snorted a little at your reaction " I'm not sure but, are you blushing I don't blame you if you are, I am pretty handsome.". You pulled away blushing even more and started to stutter "I-I'm just a little warm, t-that's all." You pull the covers over your face, and the deger started to burst into a laugh.
After a moment passed and Tonna of calm down from her laughter, she started to take off her armor and clothes to get ready for bed. At the end, all with the left was her pants, her bare chest was all out for the world to see (and bye the world it was you) Tonna hop in the bed making you yell. "Good night (Y/N)." and not a moment after she quickly fell asleep. You turned away flustered and taken aback by white just happened, I couldn't really sleep at the moment so all you could do was stay awake.
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kawaiijohn · 3 months
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I'm gonna fuck all these men so good they'll call.me manfucker 69000
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hellonoblesky · 6 months
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Hannibal trying to eat brains will never not be ridiculous to me. You’re a DOCTOR, Hannibal you know better than this
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silversdoll · 10 months
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i loved this scene i just had to redraw it and i think it turned out decently
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ms-rampage · 1 year
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Liv be like "If she takes a liking to you, I'll handle her myself."
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