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hikiclawd · 9 months

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Hey... *looks at you with my big eyes*

alt ver. under the cut くコ:彡

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year

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grimAuxilitrix: You Guys Literally Are All So Brave. Even Through The Screen I Can Tell. Keep Going

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #kanaya maryam #mod terezi #yes ma'am!#*goes off and dies in the trenches*

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herlittlebunnyboy · 9 months

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Woof woof!

#yes ma'am!#on my knees begging!#her pet #needy bunny #dom mommy

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1eos · 1 year

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i asked my nail tech (her name is lyly and she's hilarious) to help me find a green that would suit me more nd ummm she did that

#she was like yeah these are my nails they're so pretty don't mess them up #yes ma'am!

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mightywhite · 3 months

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#YES MA'AM!

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farminglesbian · 1 year

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nutella helicopter

#yes ma'am!

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excitementshewrote · 1 year

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#the simpsons #gif #disposable income #yes ma'am

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arealtrashact · 8 months

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You look lost...

#Elvis Presley #my art #I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation #something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP...#we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns')#but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart...#it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes #poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis

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sentientsky · 5 months

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The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book Depiction of Gay Yearning by Neil Gaiman

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fatguarddog · 5 months

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Not gonna argue with a pretty girl who pokes my belly and tells me to open up so she can make it bigger

#hutch posts #weight gain #stuffing #getting fat on purpose #the fatter the better #like yes ma'am i'll be your big boy

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brewed-pangolin · 4 months

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Thank you, sir. Yes, ma'am

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish x Fem Reader

18+MDNI Sexual Themes

Soap MacTavish is, above everything else, a gentleman.

He holds the door open for you, makes you dinner when you've had a hard day.

Let's you handle the finances and own the home you share because he's comfortable in his own masculinity to let the woman run the household (man exudes feminist appreciation, c'mon).

And he respects you. More than any human being ever has. And you can't help but show your admiration for his gratitude every once in a while.

But please, for the love of God, do NOT refer to him as 'Sir' when he's on leave. Especially when you're out in public.

He doesn't find it offensive or as a constant reminder of the world of responsibility he has to return to.

In fact, it's quite the opposite.

That single term of authority, uttered so sweetly from that pretty little mouth of yours, causes his brain to misfire and can't help the unbridled urge to fuck you right then and there.

If you're enjoying a night out, and you call him 'Sir' after giving him thanks for opening the door for you, expect to be pulled into the nearest alleyway, dress hiked up above your hips and one leg draped over his shoulder as he devours your cunt like a feverishly starved madman.

Or, say he paid for dinner because you paid for the previous. And to show your gratitude, you gently lean over the table, batting your eyes and give him a gentle kiss. Only to whisper, oh so lovingly, 'thank you, sir' against his lips.

If you do so happen to make it back to his 4Runner, you'll be shoved in unceremoniously into the backseat with greedy hands, tearing your clothes away while his lips show their appreciation by hungrily encapsulating over your mouth. Only to be contorted into an incomprehensible pretzel as he shows you just how much he loves you by mindlessly fucking you into oblivion.

And that's just the setup for the main event to when you do finally get back home. Behind closed doors and in the comfort of his own walls is where Soap truly shines with his kinky fuckery. Bending you over any flat surface within arms reach, pressing you up against every wall to get a few quick pumps of his cock deep into your needy little pussy until it all culminates with you both fucking like animals on your bed.

By the end, you will both be completely overstimulated and spent. Splayed out over top the mattress, limbs entangled and drenched in sweat as you both come down from your umpteenth orgasm.

"Thank you, Sir." You praise in a drained and muffled whisper, eyes glazed with an overly confident expression curling into your eyes as you gaze upon his sweat glistened and heaving chest.

And Soap's response is exactly what you'd expect from a gentleman such as himself. Breathless, and breathtaking.

"Yes, ma'am."

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@deadbranch @sofasoap @d3athtr4psworld @punishmepunisher @jynxmirage @homicidal-slvt @glitterypirateduck @obligatoryghoststare @mykneeshurt @astraluminaaa @shotmrmiller @writeforfandoms @simpingoverquestionablemen @haurasha @ang3lc @thetrashpossum @kkaaaagt @luismickydees @designateddeadend

#super soap sunday #soap squad #soap squad 🧼#thank you sir yes ma'am #johnny soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #john mactavish #soap x you #soap x reader #soap smut #cod smut #call of duty #cod #incomprehensible pretzel again

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hexblooded · 2 months

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THE GENTLEMEN - 1.08 'The Gospel According to Bobby Glass'

#the gentlemen #thegentlemenedit #the gentlemen netflix #tvedit #susie glass #eddie horniman #theo james #kaya scodelario #he yes ma'amed so hard #the best eight hours spent this weekend

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liesmyth · 1 year

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What with the regency inspired cohort uniforms, the rapiers, and John's known love for classical literature it is a fully incorporated part of my belief system that he based the aesthetic of the nine houses on the 1993 Much Ado About Nothing.

ARE YOU SAYING COHORT UNIFORMS LOOK LIKE THIS

If that's the case, I. Am not immune to Cohort imperialist propaganda either. Sorry to say.

#I ENTHUSIASTICALLY ACCEPT THIS. THANK YOU #kiriona gaia styled like 93 ado keanu....#ianthe naberius ma'am prince would you like to hang out on thursday evening when i am free to hang out #oh my god????? YES #ask #tlt #a very important fandom post #thewonderfulsticherofoz

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straykidsholicleigh · 2 months

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a/n: idk what's his problem but I would hands down be super happy if this mf cud pin me down, tie my hands with his tie and wreck me ooop- 🫣 my inspiration isn't inspirationing the way it's supposed to-

Things HAN Would Say During Sex

1. “oh shit, yes faster please, fuck!”

2. “oh god, your cunt is so delicious, I want m-more”

3. “fuck yes, use me like this, yeah”

4. “fuck, fuck, mommy yes!”

5. “omfg y/n, ur a-amazing, fuck- yes”

6. “oh my god, I'm gonna c-cum!”

7. “I'm so close please lemme cum I've been such a good b-boy”

8. “fucking hell, yes faster p-please!”

9. “you like this look? it's only for u m-mommy”

10. “fffuck yeah!”