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#Yandere Steelbeak
yandere-toons · 2 months
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Reader: Time to check if the house is safe before I go to bed!
*yelling down basement stairs* Hey, are there any stalkers down there?
Yandere, poking head out: No, it's okay!
Reader: Okay, thank you!
Steelbeak and Lesbian Reader vibes
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years
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I promise this is not a request am just wondering if you gonna do any yandere disney villains in the future? ❤️
I do! ^^ I have these in the works:
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And also some Forced Marriage proposal scenarios with Hades, Mother Gothel, Professor Ratigan, Queen Narissa, Shere Khan and Steelbeak.
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eclipsewarrior101 · 2 years
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Soo. I decided to write a Negaverse Fethry.
He will be based off of dt17 version.
Fethry is one person in the Mc duck family you DONT wanna cross. A talented marine biologist who can act all sweet and caring but hides a cruel unnerving psychopath. He experiments on marine life and crates armies of mutant monsters to “love him”. He is the one his family calls if negaverse gyro can’t take in a new “ pet” to experiment on. His pet giant krill Mitzi is his guard animal. Do not mess with her. Her death toll is LONG
He has no true sympathy and is as manipulative and cumming as a cult leader. He has had many “exes” but they all disappeared but oddly enough marine animal mutants people seem to be apart of his zoo.
He has a huge relationship issue when it comes to live. After an appointment incident as a child he became a kinda yandere lover. He wants to keep them all to himself and if they try to leave him he hunts them down stalks them and sometimes traps them. He loves to be in full control of relationships and wants the partner to depend on him fully. Even going as far as to paralyze them with pills, mutate them or use spells from his evil cousin Lena.
He is one of the most feared and most dangerous part of the Mc ducks. He owns an island laboratory where he lives and does his experiments. He even takes in prisoners his family hand over to him.
He actually has a huge creepy crush on @psychosistr dt17 negaverse steelbeak. He is obsessed with marrying him and adding him to his collection.
He wears his usual attire but he has many scars and bruises. His eyes are more unhinged.
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disneydude94 · 3 years
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Amphibia: Calamity War - Fancast
Here are some lists I made for each characters for fancast when you hear some voices inside of your head.
Brenda Song - Anne Boonchuy
Justin Felbinger - Sprig Plantar
Amanda Leighton - Polly Plantar
Bill Farmer - Hopadiah Plantar, Goofy, Pluto, Horace Horsecollar, and Sleepy
Anna Akana - Sasha Waybright
Haley Tju - Marcy Wu
Troy Baker - Captain Grime, Hawkeye/Clint Barton, Loki Laufyson, and Whiplash
Bret Irwin - Mickey Mouse
Kaitlyn Robrock - Minnie Mouse, Webby, Clara Cluck, Fauna, and Felicia Sundew
Tony Anselmo - Donald Duck, Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Tress MacNeille - Daisy Duck, Chip, Gadget Hackwrench, Kanga, Merryweather, Princess Tatiana (TLK), Cannonball, Felix, and Doris
Corey Burton - Dale, Yen Sid, Ludwig Von Drake, Magic Mirror, Grumpy, Mad Hatter, Captain Hook, Frollo, and Chernabog
Matt Braly - Frobo and Chuck
On Braly - Mrs. Boonchuy
Brian Sounalath - Mr. Boonchuy
Keith David - King Andrias and Dr. Facilier
Michelle Dockery - Lady Olivia
Zehra Fazal - General Yunan
Susanne Blakeslee - Maleficent, Evil Queen, Cruella De Vil, and Valeriana
Jim Cummings - Pete, Darkwing Duck, Monterey Jack, Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, King Louie, Kaa, Cheshire Cat, Ed, Don Karnage, Negaduck, Big Bad Wolf, Hondo Ohnaka, the Shocker
Dee Bradley Baker - Bessie, Perry the Platypus, Pinky the Chihuahua, Diogee, Waddles the Pig, and Tick Tock the Crocodile.
April Winchell - Clarabelle Cow, Queen of Heart, Braddock, Fens, Tuti, and Sylvia (Wander Over Yander)
Katie Michelle Crown - Ivy Sundew
Jill Bartlett - Maddie Flour
James Patrick Stuart - One-Eyed Wally and Evil Emperor Zurg
Stephen Root - Mayor Toadstool
Laila Berzins - Sadie Croaker
Brian Maillard - Leopold Loggle
Marlow Barkley - Rosemary Flour
Mia Allan - Lavender Flour
Ella Allan - Ginger Flour
Mona Marshall - Sylvia Sundew
Matt Jones - Percy
Darin De Paul - Bog
Nicole Byer - Gertie
RuPaul Charles - Head of FBI Agent
Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Bernardo De Paula - Jose Carioca
Jaime Camil - Panchito Pistoles
Enn Reitel - Scrooge McDuck
Breck Bennett - Launchpad McQuack
Paget Brewster - Della Duck
Michael Bell - Quacker Jack
Maurice LaMarche - Mortimer Mouse
Rod Roddy - Microphone Mike
Daveigh Chase - Lilo Pelekai
Chris Sanders - Stitch
Tara Strong - Angel and Mary Jane Watson
Kevin Hamilton McDonald - Pleakley and Albus Duckweed
Kevin Michael Richardson - Gantu, Groot, and Mr. Flour
Rob Paulsen - Reuben, Steelbeak, and Gladstone Gander
Christy Carlson Romano - Kim Possible
Will Friedle - Ron Stoppable
John William DiMaggio - Dr. Drakken and Stumpy
Nicole Julianne Sullivan - Shego
Vincent Martella - Phineas Flynn
David Errigo Jr. - Ferb Fletcher
Ashely Tisdale - Candace Flynn
Alyson Stone - Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
Maulik Pancholy - Baljeet Tjinder
Bobby Gaylor - Buford Van Stomm
Dan Povenmire - Heinz Doofesnhmirtz
Jeff "Swampy" Marsh - Major Monogram
Mitchell Musso - Jeremy Johnson
Kelly Hu - Stacy Hirano
Michaela Zee - Ginger Hirano
Ariel Winter - Gretchen
Madison Pettis - Adyson Sweetwater
Diamond White - Holly
Isabella Acres - Katie
Isabella Murad - Milly
Olivia Olson - Vanessa Doofenshmritz
Tyler Alexander Mann - Carl Karl
Jason Ritter - Dipper Pines
Kristen Joy Schaal - Mabel Pines, Trixie, and Bella the Bellhop
Alex Hirsch - Stanley Pines, Soos, Bill Cipher, King Clawthorne, and Hooty
J.K. Simmons - Stanford Pines
Linda Edna Cardellini - Wendy Corduroy
Eden Sher - Star Butterfly
Adam McArthur - Marco Diaz
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Milo Murphy
Sabrina Carpenter - Melissa Chase
Mekai Curtis - Zack Underwood
Chris Houghton - Cricket Green
Marieve Herington - Tilly Green
Bob Joles - Bill Greens and Sneezy
Wendi McLendon-Covey - Nancy Green
Artemis Pebdani - Alice Green
Jeff Bennett - Merlin, Lumiere, White Rabbit, March Hare, Bashful, Mr. Smee, Zazu, and Hamsterviel
Frank Welker - Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Figaro, Abu, Rajah, Pegasus, Cri-kee, Sparky, Kixx, Spooky, Yin, Yang, Splodyhead, and Slushy
Audrey Wasilewski - Ortensia the Cat
Cary Elwes - Gus the Gremlin
Brad Garret - Eeyore
Travis Oates - Piglet
Tom Kenny - Rabbit
Aidan McGraw - Roo
Pamela Ribon - Snow White
André Sogliuzzo - Doc
Joseph Ricci - Pinocchio
Joe Ochman - Jiminy Cricket
Rosalyn Landor - Blue Fairy
Jennifer Hale - Cinderella
Grey Griffin - Fairy Godmother, Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers and Roxanne
Blayne Weaver - Peter Pan
Kate Higgins - Princess Aurora
Barbara Dirickson - Flora
Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit and Benny the Cab
Jodi Benson - Princess Ariel
Philip Lawrence - Sébastien
Pat Carrol - Ursula
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Robby Benson - Beast
Richard White - Gaston
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine
Dan Castellaneta - Genie and Megavolt
Johnathan Freeman - Jafar
Gilbert Gottfried - Iago
Cam Clarke - Simba
Kevin Schon - Timon and Happy
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Khary Payton - Rafiki
David Oyelowo - Scar
Whoopi Goldberg - Shenzi
Cheech Marin - Banzai
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas
Tom Hanks - Woody
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Joan Cusack - Jessie
Annie Potts - Bo Peep
John Ratzenberger - Hamm and Yeti
Wallace Shawn - Rex
Pat Fraley - Mr. Potato Head
Estelle Harris - Mrs. Potato Head
Blake Clark - Slinky Dog
Jeff Pidgeon - Little Green Men
Tony Hale - Forky
Madeleine McGraw - Bonnie Anderson
Tate Donavan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Megera
James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain and Nosey
Matt Frewer - Panic
Ming-Na Wen - Fa Mulan
Mark Mosely - Mushu
Billy Crystal - Mike Wazowski
John Goodman - James P. Sullivan and Baloo
Hayden Rolence - Nemo
Albert Brookes - Marlin
Ellen DeGeneres - Dory
Craig T. Nelson - Mr. Incredible
Holly Hunter - Elastigirl
Sarah Vowell - Violet Parr
Huck Milner - Dash Parr
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen
Larry the Cable Guy - Tow Mater
Anika Noni Rose - Princess Tiana and Dr. Jan
Bruno Campos - Prince Naveen
Michael-Leon Wooley - Louis
Mandy Moore - Rapunzel
Zachery Levi - Flynn Ryder
Kelly Macdonald - Merida
John C. Reilly - Wreck-It Ralph
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope VonSchweetz
Jack McBrayer - Fix-It Felix Jr., Toadie, Irving Du Bois, and Wander
Jane Lynch - Sergeant Calhoun
Idina Menzel - Elsa
Kristen Bell - Anna
Johnathan Groff - Kristoff
Josh Gad - Olaf
Scott Adsit - Baymax
Ryan Potter - Hiro Hamada
Jamie Chung - GoGo Tomago
Khary Payton - Wasabi
Genesis Rodriguez - Honey Lemon
TJ Miller - Fred Fredrickson
Kaitlyn Dias - Riley Anderson
Amy Poehlher - Joy
Phyllis Smith - Sadness
Mindy Kaling - Disgust
Lewis Black - Anger
Bill Hader - Fear
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Jason Bateman - Nick Wilde
Auli'i Cravalho - Moana
Dwayne Johnson - Maui
Drake Bell - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Dove Cameron - Spider-Gwen/Gwen Stacy
Ogie Banks - Kid Arachnid/Mile Morales/Spider-Man
Roger Craig Smith - Captain America/Steve Rogers and Sonic the Hedgehog
Mick Wingert - Iron Man /Tony Stark
Travis Willingham - Thor Odinson
Frederick Owen Tatasciore - Hulk and Soggy Joe
Laura Bailey - Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff
James C. Mathis III - Black Panther/T'Challa
Kathreen Khavari - Ms. Marvel/Kamala Khan
Jack Coleman - Doctor Strange
A.J. LoCasio - Star Lord/Peter Quill
Vanessa Marshall - Gamora
David Sobolov - Drax the Destroyer
Nolan North - Rocket Raccoon and Deadpool/Wade Wilson
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury and Frozone
Clark Gregg - Phil Coulson
Matt Lanter - Venom
Liam O'Brian - Red Skull
Charlie Adler - M.O.D.O.K.
Clancy Brown - Taskmaster and Red Hulk
Anthony Daniels - C-3PO
Daisy Ridley - Rey
John Boyega - Finn
Oscar Isaac - Poe Dameron
James Arnold Taylor - Lieutenant Bek
Adam Drivers - Kylo Ren
Domhall Gleeson - General Hux
Michael Giacchino - FN-3181
Daniel Craig - First Order Stormtrooper
Jeff Leech - First Order Stormtrooper
Matt Vogel - Kermit the Frog, Floyd Pepper, Sweetums, Uncle Deadly, Camilla the Chicken, and Crumpet the Frog
Eric Jacobson - Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, and Sam the Eagle
Dave Goelz - Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Waldorf, and Figment
David Rudman - Scooter, Beaker, and Janice
Bill Barretta - Pepe the King Prawn, Swedish Chef, Dr. Teeth, Rowlf the Dog, and Big Mean Carl
Peter Linz - Walter and Statler
Ikue Otani - Pikachu
Sarah-Nicole Robles - Luz Noceda
Wendie Malick - Eda Clawthorne
Mae Whitman - Amity Blight
Tati Gabrielle - Willow Park
Isaac Ryan Brown - Gus Willow
Zeno Robinson - Hunter
Matthew Rhys - Emperor Belos
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yandere-toons · 9 months
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im obsessed your honor
In all honesty, I adore the concept of a platonic yandere who doesn't try to ruin every other relationship in their obsession's life. They're content with being the No. 1 friend and support any romantic escapades, assuming they approve of the partner, of course.
I imagine Steelbeak has tagged along on quite a few of the dates as what he calls a "wingman/bodyguard". When he can't be there in person or the lesbian reader asks him not to this time, he has Gandra hack the date spot's CCTV or a Find My Phone app so he can remain in the loop.
No doubt: FOWL has a surveillance system for Bradford to monitor his agents and rival powers. You end up with Bradford watching Steelbeak watch the date for the 50th time that day.
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yandere-toons · 8 months
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Accidentally stumbled across a TERF blog and now i feel sickened and upset, so i'm just gonna drop this here: if anyone tried to be transphobic towards lesbian reader (wether that's them being transfem or under the non-bianary umbrella) steelbeak, and by extension, the rest of F.O.W.L., would be this meme.
The calm upgrade from "I just wanna talk to him" to "I just wanna shoot him" is sublime.
Transphobe: *exists*
Steelbeak + FOWL: Turn on your location. I just want to talk.
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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I like how this series has slowly become a staple of the blog.
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yandere-toons · 10 months
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Pov: lesbian reader's gf texts them but they're hanging out with FOWL
Steelbeak is who they're taking for a walk. He's like the guard dog who's bigger than the person with him. He recognises the gf's name in an instant and shoots the reader a thumbs-up, intent on watching their phone screen to make sure the whole exchange goes smoothly.
Bradford has tried to coach them on what they can and can't say, wishing to avoid a repeat of the kidnapping incident. Yet since a buzzard may never be too paranoid in his line of work, he demands that Gandra bug their phone. He listens in on a few of the texts, but the raw levels of affection and trust repel him.
Gandra gets stuck with that responsibility as well.
The tire screech is incredible—it's a black limousine with tinted windows and no license plate. Jeeves has taken the wheel and skidded to a stop in the middle of a four-way intersection, now stepping out of the car and opening the backdoor to reveal a small party.
Rockerduck is drinking a centuries-old bottle of wine, pinkie outstretched, and telling tales of how he conquered the West. Don Karnage leans into the sunlight to greet the reader, strumming and singing and tapping his foot in unison.
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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Steelbeak w/ lesbian reader revivallllll
(Reader is referred to w they/them pronouns for inclusivity, but is femme presenting and overall, as my friend called me yesterday, "a fluffy little lesbian".)
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Don Karnage approched the small house with all swagger and no caution, for all of the lights in the rundown neighborhood were all out except for a single one that happened to be the house he was approaching. He hoisted himself up onto the elevated windowstill, careful not to snag his pants on the well-kept flower bushes below. Leaning his head on the cool glass, he could ses the very agent he was following-gently tucking a person into bed? Steelbeak, of all people. It made Don's head spin in confusion.
He had to do something, he had to confront Steelbeak, and he knew just the way to do it. Ramming his shoulder the flimsy window would knock out of its frame, Don immidiately stood upright, strummed his guitar once, and started to loudly vocalize a note when he was rudely inturuppted by a violent shush.
"Shut up!" Steelbeak whisper-hissed in rage. "Shut up! Can't you see they're sleeping?"
Don Karnage twisted his face into a shocked countenance, the surprise letting him slow down and take in the room. It's walls were pink, as were most of the things in the room. Dresses and sweaters hung from hooks on the door and walls, and figurines and tiny stuffed animals stood on shelves. There was also a pink and orange flag with a white stripe in the middle, many posters of beautiful women, and polaroid photos covering the rose paint. The larger stuffed animals were reserved for the bed, it seemed, sharing with many decorative pillows and the person Steelbeak tucked in like they were a small child.
He stood up from the bed, looking murderous in a way Don had never seen before.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Steelbeak whispered, marching forward. "Did Buzzard put you up to this?"
"He did, in fact." Karnage said, "He sent out orders to find what you were up to."
Steelbeak clenched his fists so hard Karnage could see veins popping out from the sides.
"When I get my hands on him, I'll'-!"
He had failed to notice that his voice had risen to a shout, and the person on the bed stirred.
"Steelbeak?" They said in a sleepy voice, rubbing their eyelids, "Who's that?"
This series deserves its own tag.
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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Oh, I belive that there would be NO mercy for S.H.U.S.H., especially the agent who kidnapped them. The agents don't care who it was, blood will be shed.
WARNING: mentions of death, implied abduction, toxic mindsets.
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Just as Bradford sucked in a breath, the double doors to the conference room burst open in a flurry of golden plumage and a red comb.
A snow-white tuxedo buttoned with black glowed in the dark, and a pair of long-footed dress shoes thundered past the left row of swivel chairs. The shadow of a metallic beak, with its bolts and screws bulging, passed over the heads of F.O.W.L. agents at a towering height.
Bradford grunted in surprise and protest when the footsteps came to a halt a short distance away from him. A burly hand snatched the telephone off the table, which rattled and tilted to the left after a hefty weight leaned on it.
The voice that poured into the silence was shrill, maddened, and a hairsbreadth from cracking. “When I find out which one of your agents took them, I'm bringing down your whole club!”
Steelbeak was shaking as if he had downed a six-pack of energy drinks before stomping into the fray, and his eyes held all the wildness of a rabid dog.
No answer came from the other side until Bradford wrenched the telephone out of his grasp and waved at him to step back. “Our patience is limited, von Drake.” A degree of exhaustion clung to Bradford's voice, a remnant of his grapple with Steelbeak that he concealed by clasping his hands together and straightening his posture.
A blip of static preceded the sigh of Ludwig. “So is ours, Bradford. So is ours.”
Don Karnage gripped the edge of the table and pushed himself from his seat, standing tall as the chair squeaked backwards. The blade of a cutlass rang like a snake hissing as it was unsheathed and thrust towards the shadowed ceiling.
“Let it not be said that we stood idly by while our dear companion fell into the clutches of our mortal enemy!” He outstretched his free arm and clutched the air as if holding his heart in the palm of his hand, and his eyes, narrowed and full of passion, rose to the darkness looming overhead.
Further down the table, a fist pounded the wood twice. “Hear, hear!” shouted Rockerduck, the fabric of his gloves stretching as he curled his fingers into a tighter ball. The outline of his knuckles was prominent in the silk, and he wore the look of indignation as though it was a second coat.
“I say we hog-tie this agent, string them up, and let the hangman deal with them.” There was no playfulness or wanton hostility to his voice, just the steady and concise command of a fat cat quelling the rebellion.
Bradford turned his attention to the vanilla folder lying open below his hooked beak, its contents having been spilt across his corner of the table. He shuffled the documents into a neat pile and eyed the top paper's list of the last known residences of various S.H.U.S.H. agents.
“As you well know,” he spoke into the telephone, choosing his words with care. “This is a sensitive matter.” Bradford allowed a brief pause in anticipation of another outburst, this one in agreement with his statement. “I see no reason why it needs to live beyond this call.”
Ludwig's voice came back faintly distorted by static. “I disagree, dear Bradford.”
There existed a distinct amusement in his words that drew a grumble from Bradford, his yellow eyes gleaming in the dimly lit room.
“You see, we've grown quite fond of our new friend.”
A growl was building in the throat of Steelbeak, rising higher and gaining ferocity with each splinter in the wood that came from his squeezing the side of the table. He had one hand on the surface, fingers splayed and ready to help propel him to his feet.
Beside him, Gandra sat typing away on a laptop computer. The brilliant light of the screen shone only for her, and her eyes had not strayed from it since the moment her fingers started to fly from place to place on the keyboard minutes ago.
It was when Bradford looked in her direction that Gandra finally glanced up. “I've got a trace on the call,” she muttered, keeping her voice down and her fingers moving.
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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Dumping my yan steelbeak hcs with a lesbian reader here bc im inspired today! Reader is kept gender neutral to include nonbinary lesbians, bi/pangender lesbians, etc.
~☆ Very, VERY protective. He will literally snap his beak threateningly at anyone or anything that he thinks has ill intentions. He absolutely doesn't mind ripping someone in half on the street if they make a bigoted comment.
~☆ Will absolutely take his bestie to expensive resturaunts and stores on F.O.W.L's time and money, for he has no concept of when to not be hanging out with his friend, and will ditch his partner on missions to go have a sleepover or let them paint his nails. (Lets just pretend he has nails LMAO)
~☆ Going off the fact that he's protective, he'll be even moreso when their sexuality is involved. He may be an idiot, but he knows how bigoted and cruel people can be, based off his time in the ring. People are surprised that he even knows what a lesbian is.
~☆ I belive that outside of his tough persona, he is actually very emotionally intelligent and compassionate. He just hadn't found the right person to protect until his friend came around. And considering you're the first to treat him decently, he considers it a choice well made.
~☆ He'll be okay with any suitors they have, as long as they treat his friend right. One wrong wrong move from the suitor, though, and he has them by the neck and is throwing them off the top of the Sattelighthouse.
That's all I have for now, but I have some light idea's for the other F.O.W.L member reacting to his friendship.
This is so cool! Thank you for sharing this.
It's Steelbeak supremacy hours.
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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Steelbeak author anon here!! Made a side acc to send memes bc im too shy to do it on my real one.
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Idk man i just feel like he would rly like them
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POV steelbeak and lesbian reader hug
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100% Steelbeak would bang his head to them
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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POV: lesbian reader gets married to their partner but height difference.
Add in the sound of happy sobbing from a few certain FOWL members, and it's like you're really there!
This clip sprang to mind as soon as I saw that POV:
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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Steelbeak with lesbian reader: I had my emotional support lesbian for a day and a half but if anything happens to them I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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Bradford, walking into Gandra's room to see her, Steelbeak, Rockerduck, and Don Karnage huddled around a moniter: Where were you all?! We're supposed to be having a meeting!
Steelbeak: Shh, they're talking to someone!
Bradford: What could you possibly be watching that's more important than our mission?!
He walks to see the reader talking to someone on the screen.
The person makes an obvious attempt to hold their hand, but Reader takes it and shakes it.
The person:
The F.O.W.L. agents:
Bradford:
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Lmao i can totally see the agents watching readers interactions with potential future partners, but they're a disaster lesbian so everything turns out comically wrong.
- Steelbeak Author Anon
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yandere-toons · 1 year
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POV: what lesbian reader sees after they get kidnapped by mark beaks for ransom from FOWL (he's gone a lil weird after his company went bankrupt)
Mark: *takes multiple selfies with the kidnapped reader and tags them*
Gandra, as she tracks his phone: *deadpan* This is the worst attempt at a crime I've ever seen.
*After FOWL gets Reader back from Mark, who was probably broadcasting a ransom video/"what up playa it's ya boy Beaks coming at you live with some deets" from within the hollowed-out Waddle building*
Steelbeak: Are you okay?! What did he do to you?!
Reader: I was kinda nervous at first, but then he just started singing off-key and told me to say he has a future in showbiz.
Steelbeak: What was the song?
Reader: The Gummy Bear Song.
Steelbeak: *tearful gasp*
Steelbeak: *hugs Reader* You're safe now. He can't hurt you any more.
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