#a crackship yk

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

this is how it feels to chew 5 gum being a barnaby/howdy enjoyer. im Unwell

#im just staring at a wall rotating them in my brain. constantly. no coherent thoughts theyre just There #its like... hate to Expose myself but yk that one supernatural episode #that was filmed like a mockumentary by the Ghost Hunter Guys. yk the episode with the 'gay love saves the day' quote #yeah yk the scene where the guys are screaming trying to escape cas but everywhere they turn / each door they open Cas Is There #that is also what it feels like being a laughingstock enthusiast #im trying to escape it. i cant. theyre Everywhere. #i go to sleep thinking about them. i wake up and theyre one of my first thoughts #ITS TOO MUCH! theyre too good.... #if youre reading this and youre like 'theyre cute but i dont really ship them' #Its Already Too Late. #cause thats how i felt. i thought they were gonna be a silly nonserious concept in the back of my mind #a crackship yk #look at me now... #laughingstock #i thought franklydear was gonna be The Welcome Home Pairing for me #i love them so so so much theyre everything but laughingstock is More. Somehow. #then again! we'll see what new characters and dynamics arise in the future! things may change! #but for now... mentol ellness over the dog and the caterpillar #that sounds like a childrens book lmfao

[groovyfrog420]

I think they'd get along

Shadow Milk seems like he'd enjoy sharing some tea (methaphorical and literal) with Cherry Blossom. The stories he tells her might be a bit biased and warped, but she's supportive either way!

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#this isn't meant as a ship post but #honestly if you somehow decide that this is the crackship of your dreams - go for it #i see them as gossipping besties #also her not taking anyone's shit and standing up for herself and her picnics would put her in his favour I think #shadow milk cookie #cherry blossom cookie #shadow milk #shadow milk crk #shadow milk fanart #implied shadowvanilla #(he could also be whining about elder faerie but yk) #(your choice here) #Cherry blossom calls everyone “darling” #blorbo-time

[deathianartworks]

I've not drawn these mean guys as many times as you'd think, despite them being my favourite crackship (and what I'm kinda known for creating in the drawtectives fandom. Yes hello, it's me, the original Mimeatronic fanartist 😔)

#artists on tumblr #art #artwork #digital artist #drawtectives #fanart #drawfee #drawfee fanart #drawtectives fanart #mimeatronic #checkers drawtectives #the animatronic drawtectives #the animatronic #my blorbos #theyre just petty gays #i meant to put guys but yk what that works too #gay #I LOVE THESE FUCKERS #i will not apologise for being the mlm crackship guy of the fandom

[ride-thedragon]

My wildest asoiaf crackships (TAG! GAME)

Post your 4 favourite/wildest asoiaf crackships and tag blogs you think can match the energy

I will be held accountable for my actions. I will say I don't ship these, but I probably read a great fanfiction that made me question myself.

Starting cute, Myrcella and Nymeria.

This one I'd a bit strange due to the age gap but it's cute.

Jon Snow and Missandei of Naath

Now, I don't like him, but it's kinda cute to read their dynamic. Just two loyal people accustomed to strange beasts.

It gets bad here, again my apologies.

Daemon and Corlys. I stumbled on this one, and Ottomon could never.

Take a deep breath, consider all the good things I've said and done. Elia and Tywin.

I hate the fact that the fanfic was that good. I hate it to this day.

It doesn't get much worse than this but I thought it would be fun.

Low commitment tags: @theothermaidoftarth @martellspear @lady-phasma @viiisenyas @niocel @savagefangirl @bohemian-nights @witheredoffherwitch

#a song of ice and fire #i dont ship incest recreationally #but yk the targs have a few ships #these are my bottom of the barrel though #outside of nymeria and myrcella #crackship #asoiaf crack

[nick-close]

Every time you ship Glenn with a new character an Angel gets its wings btw

#more crackships #:3 #I got Erin I got odyssey San #I gotta add more #idk uu #he can kiss scam #steal Jodie’s bitch again #I got ocs if those count but yk #he can kiss himself #enemies to lovers but it’s self loathing #he can kissssssssss #uhhhhhh #idk Mercedes #sure #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads odyssey #dndads s1 #glenn close

[deus-ex-mona]

been thinking about how asuna’s [spoiler] scene in the last chapter of idol sengen is oddly underwhelming in the volume version compared to the piccoma release?

i mean l i ke (spoiler reveal under the cut)—

idk if it’s just me but seeing it in colour made the scene hit harder somehow? in some way?

s o . im just. thinking ahead here but…

what if i tried to overlay the colour panel onto the page when i eventually tl it in a few months?

i’m not good at picture editing at all.

b u t still.

i kinda wanna try to go the extra mile for asuna anyway… hmmmmmmmmm…

#oh welllll. in the end that’s for future me to decide ig… #i’m not even sure if anyone would be interested in it anyway… #maybe i could pay someone to do it for me instead (<-has 0 connections) #hm. maybe i should’ve tried to socialise more in school. maybe i’d have met a p.shop guy or two lmao #oh well. ig it’s video tutorial time… maybe… i hope i don’t fall asleep~~~~ bc it’s for asuna….!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #in any case!!!! my mind and productivity has been completely ruined by thoughts on my newfound doomed crackship of asuna x sena #like it’s a ship that could go wrong in so many ways (whether asuna gets with sena or not) and im just. ✨thoughts✨ yk??? #i love the concept of rivals/enemies to lovers asumona but. like. asusena. yk. #like picture this: ​pov you just realised that your loving gf’s sister is the same newbie idol you’ve been unfairly antagonising and such #a n d knowing how strong sena’s sisterly love for mona is… yk??? doomed crackship is ✨doomed✨ #aighhtttt ​ok im done with asuna thoughts for the day i s w e a r #(though ngl if they somehow end up giving asuna a cv and she somehow turns out to be ✨e m i t s u n✨ of honoka-chan fame (very unlikely)…) #(…i will pass on in ✨peace✨ idk i just think her powerful yet soothing voice would suit asuna (<-fell back into ll phase)) #o k o k im done fr this time i s w e a r anyways stan asuna frusu ok bye

[shifthours]

byler's just popular bcs two skinny white guys 😡😡!!! No. Steddie is just popular bcs theyr two skinny white guys, byler has had eight years of buildup, details scattered throughout the show, THE CHEMISTRY THE LIGHTING THE WAY THEYR ALWAYS PAIRED 2GETHER THE WAY THEY CANONICALLY NEED EACH OTHERS KIND OF LOVE (MIKE WANTS SUM1 WHO LOVES AND NEEDS HIM, WILL NEEDS HIM) THEY R LITR TWO PIECES OF A PUZZLE THATS TAKEN EIGHT YEARS 2 FINSH I DOTN WANNA YEAR THT SKINNY WHITE BOY BULL

#STEDDIE IS LITR SO BLOWN UP AND THEY TALKED.ONCE #AND ALL THEY TALKED ABT WAS HOW MUCH NANCY LIKES STEVE? #I don't have an issue w steddie but yk its a crackship and that jumps OUT when u compare it 2 byler #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #st4 #eddie munson #steve harrington

[that0nebird]

I feel like the reason shipping culture is so toxic these days is because we as a collective are too busy fighting to realize that a) multishipping exists and b) a ship doesn't have to be canon for you to ship it. Hell they don't even need to meet in the canon story to ship them. Literally just have fun?????

#shipping problems #bring back crackships 2022 #byler #kataang #dont mind the ship tags #not slander i ship those ones i just see way to much fighting in the fandom about those ships yk? #might add more tbh

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

THE VAMPIRIC MAN

Doodledump

Heyyy hiii he is ALL that I think about and I am debating posting ones like the last doodle because oh my god

#the invisible man #ok listen the reason he’s visible is because he’s dead #and he goes visible when he’s dead so like #???? alright #art #jack griffin #vampire AU #shoutout to moot for giving the webbed hands ideas #you all will not BELIEVE who is in that last one #head is exploding #the lore here goes wild #does this count as a crackship #crackship has gotten WAY out of hand #gothlit crossover gone insane yk #also bat top scars 💕💕💕💕 #never putting that much detail into a suit again

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

when you mentioned in your tags that there was hardly any laughingstock i didn't believe you at first, but holy shit ur right. YOU AND @krasytoonz MADE ME INTO A LAUGHINGSTOCK BELIEVER. I WILL PAY TRIBUTE TO THESE SKRUNGLY FUCKERS SOON, MARK MY WORDS *shakes fist into the void*

no yeah Seriously though its just us out here, fighting for our lives in the fucking Trenches. in ten years someone is gonna use the word 'laughingstock' casually in conversation and im gonna have War Flashbacks

#no please get out while you still can #once you let them in all the way They Will Not Fucking Leave they are There Forever #the inside of my brain is just me huddled in a corner while they make out in the middle of my skull #BUT YEAH THERES BARELY ANYTHING #trust me whenever krasytoonz posts them i am instantly there to ravenously devour the crumbs like a rabid pigeon #they are my only outside source of barnaby/howdy #them and the side plot in Stamps by Indigopoptart on ao3 #oh the side plot my beloved.... im still starving but sometimes they trick me into feeling like im Feasting.... #and that one tidbit in Beautiful Boy Its Only Love by ImaginatorOf Things - also on ao3 ofc #and thats IT thats ALL I HAVE. all We have #shoving my entire fist into my mouth and biting it off while sobbing. screaming. etc. #oh the pain and joy of rarepairs... its been a while since ive been so taken with one... #who knows? with the power of friendship and this gun i found maybe one day it wont just be viewed as a crackship by the masses #rambles from the bog #gotta be honest. krasytoonz also converted me all the way #like i was tenuous about it at first... #it was just a Thought yk yk #i was like 'oh thats cute but like. as a side thing. a background thing. they dont have much going for them' #i think that was because i had nothing to enjoy outside of my own brain #i liked the very rare very jokey crumbs from a couple of clownsuu's posts #but it wasnt enough to make me go Theyre Mine Now #then i stumbled upon krasytoonz and one scrolling session later! i was fully hooked! just like that! #laughingstock went from a nebulous interest to a Permanent Fixture In My Braincase! #but yeah uhhhhh glad i could contribute to passing on the Illness #if you ever get free i will envy you #and to future me: if youre free i envy you as well. but i also pity you bc theyre so so good theyre so cute whats wrong with you- #i hate them & i love them & theyre nothing & theyre everything & they wont leave & ive locked the door

[skyhawkstragedy]

TURNER!!!!!

#bb24 #lmao he took me OUT #bb24 taylor #bb24 joseph #bb24 turner #when everyone gets out of the house I wanna know if Turner ever got into the BB crackships #yk the ones like brottie and travex………. for selfish reasons #peep kyle mini panicking in the background

[azirowley]

Having a rarepair that actually just doesn't exist outside of your brain so sad. I am out here with a pickaxe pioneering this shit and NONE of you are helping me (i am not very upset about this)

#shipping things #rarepair #crackship #yes this is unfortunately about mihawk and koshiro. yk the warlord and the guy with less than 30 minutes of screenti-

[awoo-is-here]

sorry for the Zhongli X Neuvilette reblog spam lmao, I'll stop now

also, um, I am apparently active on this acc again now, huh

#but i had to #i mean #i needed a lil break from posting about horrid horrid things yk #but i practically reblogged the entire neuvili tag just now #and then some more #it feels weird #reblogging a bunch of genshin crackship content right after #reblogging posts about very real horrible things #but oh well

[rubyroboticalt]

today i was extremely mentally ill so if i get my meds tomorrow ill sketch up a quick duck hotdog doodle or whatever the fuck their ship name is /lh

#its sausage and q if youre unsure #gonna be honest the concept of something like that one quackbur piece but its crackship? alluring #so now sausage and q get to suck on each others faces. #im not caught up on my ladies are there two women pitted against each other? #men are my first pref but a lady is lovely too yk?

[alittlebitgoofy]

i miss river :(( 

#i just think that she #yk that fic challenge aq is doing #should make a river crackship

[lovemyromance]

Oh, it makes you sick to read Azriel's thoughts in the bonus chapter? It makes you sad to think he's just a fuckboi who is lusting after Elain?

Okay. Keep that energy if you ever receive a Gwynriel or Azris book. 800 pages of pure PG romance, no lust, barely even premarital hand holding.

The extent of Azriel's thoughts toward his love interest would be "Wow. <insert redhead of choice>, looks great today."

None of that "touch her taste her mine mine mine" internal Az monologue y'all tend to use in those Gwynriel mate fics (ya that's right I know what y'all do)

All those HCs y'all had of "ribbon play" (pls for the love of god do not explain this to me I don't want to know), kinky Gwyn being a freak in the sheets (yk bc she has hinted at that so much in ACOSF..), shadows tying them up to help them bang.... nah, all that is gone.

We don't want the fandom to think Azriel is only lusting after his LI! Lust means bad so don't worry you guys. No lust = problem solved.

Please enjoy your 800 pages of friendship bracelets and underwhelming touches in PG Romantasy ACOTAR 5/6, should SJM decide she is now writing YA.

Maybe when you fly through that insanely boring read, you'll have time to wonder why you needed to cheapen the interaction between two characters in a romantasy novel. Why as women, you felt the need to claim this fictional man is only using another woman for sex, rather than entertain the possibility that maybe he actually has feelings for her. All just to make your crackship float

#elriel #azriel #elain archeron #pro elain #elain x azriel #acotar #elain #antigwynriel