i’m in dincobb adjacent hell rn and i wanna drag more people down here with me >:]
dio morriessy (nypd blue) and dennis schiff (the broken hearts club)
this one is purely for the aesthetics of camp gay man falls in love with standoffish alt guy (idk what subculture dio actually is please don’t crucify me /lh)
frankie morales (triple frontier) and nick bennett (a perfect getaway)
they were both in the army. that’s it. that and all of their fics are incredibly sweet and i love them a lot
max phillips (bloodsucking bastards) and mickey altieri (scream 2)
dude who kills people because he needs to eat and dude who kills people because he’s batshit crazy. i won’t read any of the fics for them because they’re all nsfw and i don’t read that, so someone PLEASE write sfw fics about them 🙏🙏 /nf
jack daniels (kingsman: the golden circle) and raylan givens (justified)
gay cowboys. i don’t need to say any more
dieter bravo (the bubble) and joel hammond (santa clarita diet)
this pairing came to me in a vision (an incredibly boring graphic design lesson) the whole reason i’m so attached to it is the idea of dieter hating being a celebrity because no one sees him for him and joel being extremely behind on current media so has no idea who he is and he’s just happy to have another buddy to get high with
joel miller (the last of us) and david dutton (the crazies)
as much as i love joel miller+joel hammond i’m also incredibly attached to the idea of these two ‘zombie’ fighting badasses falling in love
idk man i love them a lot
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Day 21: A director you would like to see him work with.
Short Answer: David Twohy
Longer Ramblings: Under the cut
I don’t know directors at all, so I didn’t think I’d have an answer to this either. Then I decided to be self-indulgent for a second, and it came to me in a vision boys. To all my non Vin Diesel fans/anyone who didn’t watch Pitch Black during their formative years, sorry, but, this isn’t about you right now.
NOT TO MENTION that as a writer he did Waterworld and The Fugitive. That is my ENTIRE childhood. WHAT. Also SO important to me. Boy can fucking get it.
Dramatic lighting, closeups, and my need for weird apocalyptic sci-fi. Here we go.
So yeah, I guess this ended up being much less about Tom, than just a fan rant about a non block buster brilliant, but it’s what I got.
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My favorite Timothy Olyphant characters (not in order)
Mickey Altieri
Scream 2 (1997)
first tim character I got to know and love <3
he may be a psychotic serial killer but he’s still a babe!!!!!!
if you don’t think he’s the best ghostface and character, you’re just lying to yourself
he is just a silly film student killing in his free time
maybe didn’t have much screen time but he served in every scene he was in (quality over quantity bitches)
considering that this was tim’s first big role, he did such an incredible job and i’ll always be intrigued by his performance as mickey
i’d let him murder me any time byeeeeeee
Nick Bennett
A Perfect Getaway (2009)
Nickoooo!!!!!
stole my heart the very first second i saw him (and he’s not giving it back)
sweet little angel who could still kick your ass with ease
if you say you love him more than i do, i’d start a fight with you
i want a sequel so badly just because i miss him daily and need him desperately back.
i could listen to this man all day long
like just let ME buy YOU an engagement ring from ebay
also a big fan of tim’s performance in this one, definitely so under appreciated
Raylan Givens
Justified (2010-2015) & Justified: City Primeval (2023)
he is the moment
i say this a lot but he’s the best protagonist ever, idc what anyone else says
i wanna steal his cowboy hat from him
the vibe of his character???? and love how unpredictable he is sometimes
if you look up the word ‘legend’ you’ll find a picture of raylan right next to it
it’d be an honor to be shot by him
his one liners are top notch
tim was just born to play raylan, no one could’ve been better. he was the perfect choice
Joel Hammond
Santa Clarita Diet (2017-2019)
owner of the baby community
literally the most comforting character to ever exist!!!!
joel is probably the most relatable tim character for me
the perfect husband!!!!! would kill to have myself a joel
just wanna protect him from anything bad. so if you dare to shit talk about him, i’ll end you
is SO different from most of his other characters which can be super refreshing
santa clarita diet was the best, we deserve another season and undead joel!!!! tim would’ve killed it
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Review: "A Perfect Getaway"
Do you ever go to a cabin in the woods and watch Evil Dead? Or maybe throw on Friday the 13th on a camping trip? That extra bit of immersion into the setting of a scary movie can really amp up the fright. If there is enough fright there to begin with, that is.
I usually reserve my last slot in the marathon for a known commodity that is guaranteed to be a home run, but this year I went with…
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Idk when the last time it was that I watched 'A Perfect Getaway' but apparently it's been long enough that I forgot what the big twist was. The way I'm gobsmacked by this old ass movie that I have watched multiple times. 😂😭
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