#about cronus.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANKRI: D9 y9u have a license f9r that vehicle?

MITUNA: MN0 1’’M 1N54M3

CRONUS, desperate to save the situation: insane-ly normal, that is!

#submission #funny thing is i was staring at this for a while wondering who i should put in the car w tuna #bc latula would apsolutely make the situation worse (she would mention her cocaine addiction and it’d all be over) #so i was like hm. who should i put there. who would say this #i forgot #about cronus. #my stupid ass sat here stumped and cronus was right there #but it’s ok i’m not too torn up about it (i hate cronus) #anyway that’s the developer notes for this quote #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #kankri vantas #mituna captor #cronus ampora #mod terezi #the dev notes make this post it's like sims patch notes to me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Alfred is Clockwork #AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline #Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments #Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations #Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point #No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus #Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her #Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything #The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now- #Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters #Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now #Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree #Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal #And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms #And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots

[cringefail-clown]

he couldnt do it

#homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #kankri vantas #meenah peixes #cronus ampora #listen i started to draw it as a joke but now i cant stop thinking bout meenah and kankri unlikely friendship #send help #like i know in canon meenah couldnt stand him but this is my swamp and i see potential here #and alternia kankri isnt as insufferable as the beforus one so i can SEE it kinda working out #a thing to ponder about

[caligulasarmageddon]

Part 2 of the last post btw

this is basically what happened (read tags btw)

#also id like to mention that cronus is lying about his crush #he just doesnt want to explain to a wriggler that hes tryna smash the celibate guy #homestuck #cronus ampora #eridan ampora #disgrub

[cupid-tune]

LOVE ME DEAD

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #kurloz makara #cronus ampora #kurcro #blood #tw blood #their kismesissitude would be awful #i have so much i could say about them but ahghgjfbgjbfhf #they can beat eachother up for now

[majosullivan]

The moment I saw the fast pass preview for episode 83, my mind has been in a constant balance of ‘FUCK YEAH WE’RE GETTING PLUTO BACKSTORY!’ and ‘Oh god we’re getting Pluto backstory’

#WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIS FATHER BUT AT WHAT COST… #‘you should be able to take a punch’ BITCH YOU JUST BLINDED YOUR SON #I’ve been dubbing his dad ‘Cronus’ in my head #nevermore #webtoon nevermore #nevermore webtoon #pluto nevermore #nevermore pluto

[deepseaatrocity]

did. did you guys know that. did you guys know that. that.

#extremely normal about them #i want to crush them under a boulder like little bugs #homestuck #cronus ampora #kankri vantas #cronkri

[godsofhumanity]

Rhea, staring at Kronos: Need a man who is battling inner demons. Battling inner demons and losing. It's only hot if he's losing.

#LOL hee hee putting the incorrect in incorrect quotes hee hee haa haa #this isn't accurate at all and i'll own it. but it makes me think about them. it's sooo them #rhea #kronos #cronus #cronos #rhea x kronos #kronos x rhea #greek titans #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #mythology #incorrect greek titans #cronus x rhea #rhea x cronus #queuetzalcoatl #s: tumblr

[serfuzzypushover]

#homestuck #cronus ampora #made this bc i saw someone talk about openbound

[apathetic-graffiti]

Cartoony doodles of the Amporas of the au I keep thinking about their shapes and diff hair styles...... They're all slicked haired guys. Though I might fix up Eridan's hair since I want him to kinda stand out from the other two.

Also I think it's a little funny that all of them have eyelashes. I don't think they'll never escape being losers yet looking the cuntiest of bitches out there... Bonus Fiend!Cro below

Siren tries his bestest to fit in but fails. He's a lot of the opposite of the guy whose body he possesses. Insecure, egotistical, bastard....sprinkled with identity crisis and inescapable devilhood

#cain art #doodles #homestuck #homestuck au #the amporas #orphaner dualscar #cronus ampora #eridan ampora #i really wanna hear people's thoughts about them because i've been itching to infodump

[mossolantern]

sorry for party rocking 🤘😔

#my art #homestuck #cronus ampora #kankri vantas #kancro #cronkri #this is that 'dumb and self indulgent' thing i was talking about; a shitpost LMAOOO

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Cronus: Then I realized that I could make these percentages vwork for me. You see if I wvrite one letter to one supermodel asking her to marry me, the chances of my getting a yes are a million to one, right?

Kankri: C9nservatively.

Cronus: Therefore, if I vwrite thousands of letters to hundreds of different models, my percentages increase. The more letters I wvrite the better my chances.

Eridan: the man’s a genius.

Kankri: The man’s g9t m9re stamps than sanity.

#submission #source: the binder of shame #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #cronus ampora #kankri vantas #eridan ampora #mod terezi #that's rich coming from you kankri #anyways it's about as likely to work as the lottery and people win that every now and again so i say go for it

[homestuckconfession]

the concept of the slur replacement project feels a bit like historical revisionism? especially considering how much i see people recommend it as the recommended way of reading homestuck. it's sanitizing down the more unpalatable bits of homestuck to make it seem more friendly and wholesome (which seems incredibly common among homestuck fans in general, especially among those who like to pretend the epilogues never happened, which is a whole other discussion i won't get into rn), and that just feels weird. not to mention the execution of it is very poor in general. the "future arachnids grip" joke is funny actually, and the change they made to make it "later arachnids grip" not only makes it a weaker joke (as it was initially a play on how the concept of gayness isn't really a thing to trolls), but also introduces an inconsistency in the writing, as it only does this change for vriska, drawing more attention to it. there's also a fucking... random bit where iirc for one line they replace a mention of bill cosby with... gnomeo and juliet? i think? which is not only a baffling decision that they don't, but is technically introducing an anachronism because that movie didn't come out until 2011. the writing they used to replace things in general just doesn't feel very homestuck-y, and it always feels clunky and awkward.

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#homestuck #homestuck confession #you're right and you should say it #I like the fish puns they use to replace the slurs meenah says bc they're good puns but like #the characters gradually saying slurs less is part of their character development and removing the slurs therefore changes the characters #and late in the comic only a few characters still say them and it's part of their characterization #it's meant to tell you something about them specifically #censoring that meenah and cronus and caliborn still say slurs therefore deletes a major part of the story #was the use of slurs in the first place a good choice? maybe not #but they are ultimately just words that offend some people #I personally am not offended by fag because I am one #and hussie MADE IT PART OF THE STORY one he realized it wasn't really okay #which was a great choice honestly #he did that kind of thing a lot #removing it is like changing the beforans to all be 13 to remove the meenvris ickyness #which similarly originated as a mistake that was later worked into the story #mod commentary

[ceriseautonomy]

Yet another ampora drawing

sigh.

unfortunately my two first art posts had to be the amporas.

Facepalms inwardly. Anyways here's some cronus cause i was bored.

#cronus ampora #homestuck #artists on tumblr #dancestors #homestuck art #I listened to love me dead the entire time I drew this #Which was about an hour and a half #whoops

[verminguy]

ThE absolutE yaoificatioN oF anY homestucK shipP thaT I beholD oN pintresT buT especiallY theM iS sO funnY tO mE >,..,<

#so this is some half ironic ship art #but it devolved into me just thinking about 4chumblr #and then I drew a bunch of 4cubmlr #I’m still thinking about 4chumblr #art #digital art #fanart #homestuck fanart #cronkri #cronus ampora #kankri vantas #ironic cringe #or is it reall???

[anglerflsh]

asking my sister and my father to watch evangelion with me so the three of us can take infinite psychical damage every time Commander Ikari Shinji and Rei are on screen

#[.txt] #eva #you need to understand my dad has been identiffying himself with The Titan Cronus From Greek Mythology ever since I can remember #this guy used the 'viktor sits at my right because that's where god puts the righteous' for my whole elementary years #I think he'd be abnormal about Ikari. I also think my sister would implode at seeing Rei