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tango-of-webs · 3 months

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mentally I'm holding a tiny microphone to you. are you silly? or are you just a homo?

can't I be both? just silly, no homo here!

#don't listen to what lilac says #absolutely no homo #..she's probably gonna put me on blast #can't wait to get decimated by an old feral goth woman #tragibox kin #buzzing like flies in a web

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coldblooded-angel · 29 days

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So who’s gonna write the fic about Art and Patrick having to deal with their “downstairs” problem after Tashi gets them both worked up and leaves them high and dry?

#no homo jerk off session pt. 2 #just the usual stinky sweaty boy bestfriend beat off #absolutely no feelings involved ❌#its still no homo if you kiss as long as you both keep your socks on #challengers #artrick #art donaldson #patrick zweig

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felloweeper · 5 months

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fellow travelers (2023) || falsettos - william finn, james lapine hawk & jackson || marvin & jason

#fellow travelers #hawkins fuller #jackson fuller #falsettos #see also: “my father's a homo”#hope this hasn't been done already! i've been having fun with these comparisons #this was my first attempt at a post like this #and it took absolutely forever to do #if anyone has any tips on how to make these kinds of posts -- please do send them my way!#lmk what you think!

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binch-i-might-be · 16 days

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have we ever considered. Washington's aides playing truth or dare..

#imagine the absolute chaos #john never wants to play because he's too paranoid about The Homo but everyone always bullies him into it 😔#so he has to pick dare every round to avoid talking about Anything and the lads make him do the most outlandish shit imaginable #rayrambles

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bigboy-lovers-unite · 3 months

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I wanna squeeze and scratch his hair it's so pretty

#absolutely feral #patrick bateman #american psycho movie #american psycho #i need him #he's a silly homo #his hair is so fluffy #his hair is so pretty #i wanna give him a prost-

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lvdi18 · 1 year

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Hello hello

My back hurts but I am joining Gustholomule gay train

Spoooky

Just drew this lil comics, Matt is a rat

For context, Matt has a sleepover at Gus’ place and he got a bit hungry and decides to borrow a family pack of chips. :]

#the owl house #toh #gustholomule #mattholomule #agustus porter #toh fanart #toh gus #toh ships #ton comic #gus x matt #gus x matholumule #matt is an absolute rat for a witch and i hope he got hit by a truck. will kiss him tho. aggressively…#matt the owl house #please help me i am chronically obsessed #my back is killing me tho #no homo

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baconcolacan · 5 months

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When christmas mass is over Im going to be so homosexual….

#neil talky #RELIGION AND I…HAVE A VERY COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP #Within me is a traumatized catholic boy #and an absolutely flaming raging homo #existence hurts but I will still kiss men/women/enbies #BUT YEAH MISA DE GALLO IS TOMORROW SO ITS ENDING #IM GOING BACK TO PROJECTING MY GAY TENDENCIES TO MY LONG STANDING OBSESSION #its also 3 am rn I’m just restless lol #I’ll try to sleep gn

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binghe-malewife-goals · 10 months

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Arcane fandom bitches be like: God you can't ship Jayvik they CLEARLY aren't romantically interested in eachother

Also Arcane fandom bitches: Omg 😍 Viktor and Sky are sooo cute <3

#its so funny #i dont care what u ship im just pointing how absolutely ironic this is lmao #god not the HOMOS 🤮🤮#caitvi is all they can tolerate anything more and theyll evaporate into dust #jayvik #[touches ur fandom with my gross queer hands] oops

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ace-and-ranty · 7 months

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Looking a bit more into the Dinaledi story, looks like the team excavating the site is vehemently defending that Homo Naledi did ritualistic burials, and it's a big deal because it challenges the idea of "human exceptionalism" and I understand that that's a big sticking point for Religious ReasonsTM, but oh my God, I personally find the idea so so so so ssssoooo stupid

Like, who CARES if humans aren't the only ones to do X? Or do Y? Who cares if humans are not nature's most special-est little guys? I can't imagine being so invested in wanting humans to be UNIQUE(TM). I for one would fucking love if we had evolved on a planet where we weren't the only fully sentient species. Can you imagine the kind of comparative studies we could do if there was even one other species as intelligent as us??

#I just think it would be fascinating #I really cannot imagine the kind of pettiness necessary to be UPSET that other hominid species did 'human things'#THOSE ARE YOUR COUSINS #BE NICE TO THEM.#This brought on by:#just read an article that was very interesting discussing the scientific evidence pro or against the Homo Naledi theories #and then it ended with 'But I don't think this disproves human exceptionalism and that we ALONE are made in God's image :)'#and I wanted to stab the entire article.#absolutely wild. how is this dude tackling on this braindead take on the end of an otherwise really good article?#I truly do not comprehend Christians' obsession with being the special-est little guys #that was the whole reason I left.

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saintedbyher · 7 months

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miss giarratana pLease

#you know her strap game insane #absolutely insane #sexist person alive award goes toooooooo #i’m so homo #she #just #yfuhdhhdshhhjsjsj #she has to be doing this on purpose right #angela giarratana

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silent-partner-412 · 10 months

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unironically i refuse to take opinions on naoto and kanji from persona seriously from straight/cis ppl… the amount of people who just say heinous shit about queer people under a guise of defending these two from being mischaracterized is really disturbing and i’m actually fucking sick of it

#persona #persona 4 #naoto #kanji #i honestly don’t care how you view these two characters #i’ve said my piece on both of them in the past #but the way the game treats these two is absolutely homo/transphobic #and it’s NOT because oh boohoo kanji isn’t gay or naoto isn’t trans #the subtext behind the way these characters are written paints a pretty ugly picture #and this is speaking as somebody who thinks they’re like the saving grace of the persona 4 cast #it’s not great!!

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starrycassi · 5 months

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See I headcanon Andrew as a bipolar person with bpd. Why, u may ask?

Because I like to project my own problems on him. That's why

#we're both bipolar bpd homos #real #andrew aftg #andrew minyard #aftg headcanon #yeah I have absolute nothing to do. time to daydream about the idiots

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princehugo · 1 year

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they made Cleo a lesbian which is all I ever wanted but I can't even appreciate it because they handled it so fucking badly because this season's showrunners are allergic to having genuine authentic character moments that matter and I hate being upset but I AM

#seriously I started out with such low hopes then really liked the first couple eps so I rose my expectations and now the #latest episodes have been SO DISAPPOINTING. the last one was the absolute worst so far it was such a joke #i know this blog is for little kids shows but i dont have any friends and this is killing me and i just need to complain #'i hope they reboot your favorite series and make it woke and cringy': evil curse to bestow upon your enemies #like where the fuck did cleo liking frida even come from? literally out of nowhere. she hated frida and they had zero relationship growth #my heart belongs to cleo x joan but i would be open to this ship IF THEY ACTUALLY... HAD CHEMISTRY #it would have been so much better if they pushed the idea that cleo still kinda resented that frida was so popular #and her attraction stemmed from envy and other repressed emotions #also do you think a fucking teen girl from 2002 is going to decide woohoo im a homo without zero angst or guilt???#FUCK THATTTTTT cleo absolutely called other girls dykes as an insult back then and now shes cool? fuck that fuck that fuck that #whatever. I hate living in 2023 #this is about clone high btw #topher was funny though I'll give it that

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catgrandpa · 1 year

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! 🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 !

Anyway here is my Most of The Todoroki Family are Both Queer AND Homophobic agenda.

Enji is gay and not repressed about it, he knows he is, but he’s still homophobic as hell. Will go on a public rant about how Sesame Street is turning all the kids gay and all you snowflakes are mad that somebody is finally saying smth. Then he’ll get cancelled and fuck a man about it.

Rei is a lesbian but also doesn’t think queer people exist. Sheltered by her family when growing up. Isolated by her husband in marriage. And life in a hospital isn’t usually conducive to learning queer rights.

Nurse: yeah my son’s husband-

Rei: that’s not a thing don’t be ridiculous 🙄

Shouto is queer but will say the most out of pocket homophobic shit but he doesn’t actually care either way. He would do the Norm Macdonald ‘I am a deeply closeted gay guy’ Larry King interview but entirely serious.

Natsuo is pansexual and is very loud and proud at pride to spite Endeavor. Will get in front of a news crew completely decked out in pride gear and say “Wishing everyone a happy Pride from the Todoroki Family 🥰✌️.” And yes this is after Endeavor gets canceled.

Fuyumi is lesbian but thinks it’s selfish to be out, and it just makes life hard and uncomfortable for other people. A friend of hers tells her that they’re coming out to their family and she very sincerely and without any malice asks why and urges them not to.

Touya is masc preference bisexual and hates everyone equally but in a South Park way and says awful shit all the time. Like when queer folks are homophobic as a bit, but nobody knows it’s a bit because he’s aggressively straight passing.