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squirrelstar has scary dog privileges
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Jamie Campbell Bower for Tom Ford - Arrivals - Milan Fashion Week - Fall/Winter 2024-2025
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 22
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hydrochlorinate · 7 months
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This blunt... to pacify ME?
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1o1percentmilk · 4 months
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the last time i ate this tin of sardines in chili sauce it was too spicy for me and i never wanted to eat it again. so of course i packed it for lunch today
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HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
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writerrelapse · 1 year
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It Rains Aboard the February
Short thing I wrote while abroad. SciFi Horrorish? Might revisit some time to do more with it.
Please check out the tags for trigger warnings. Gonna list 'em up here too:
#tw child death #tw blood #tw gore #tw overt racism #tw mention of unaliving
"I heard this thing can go twice as fast as those military planes. You know, the ones radar can't see," said Markus, watching the sun arc over the curve of the world from the porthole of the February. He swirled his cocktail in one hand, pressed a finger to the impossibly thick glass.
"Are you all set, sir?" the server at his elbow asked. Her nametag said something he didn't know how to pronounce.
"Sure," he replied, waving her away. 
She left with a click of heels and the whoosh of heavily filtered air. He'd have to tell Lockheed about the sound the door made--too loud, disruptive. The instinct to check his smartwatch came and went. He was supposed to be on vacation; no emails, no conference calls--something cold touched the back of his neck and he wiped at it, distracted by the swirl of clouds over Canada. If he asked, maybe the pilot would let him use one of the telescopes to find Sarah sitting on the back porch of her mother's house where she'd fled from the states, from him, her hands dirty with garden dirt. 
Markus drank the rest of his cocktail, nose wrinkling. Vacation, he reminded himself. He was in orbit on Lockheed's dime, for chrissakes. Jettisoned as far away from everything as humanly possible by the fuel of grit and prosperity, good service, good practice and long nights standing between Lockheed and the budding union heads in untailored suits.
He left the lounge for the spa. A massage would get his mind off things.
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Stretched out on his stomach, he floated in the red warmth behind his eyelids, Anita's blunt knuckles kneading at a knot in the meat of his shoulder. He grunted when her weight bore down.
Anita asked, "Good? Bad?"
"Fine," he said. A little pain meant it was working. The white noise playing from the ceiling speakers changed to the hiss of soft rain, the hum of an engine, the padding under him fine Italian leather. "Can you change the noise?" he asked.
The masseuse hummed, her soft footsteps going to the side table. "Batteries are dead. Lo siento, I will find more," she apologized, hurrying out. 
Markus grumbled and shifted on the table under the towel. Water hit him, cold and wet, slithering down his arm. "Anita, what the fuck is leaking?" he called. 
"La lluvia," said a girl's voice above the sound of traffic and water dripping into a gutter. 
Markus shoved himself up onto his elbows and craned his neck. Who the fuck had brought their kid--
She stood in a paisley raincoat in the shadow beyond the doorway, dripping water onto the shining plex floor. 
Markus grabbed at the towel around his waist, scrambling off the table. He slipped and landed hard on his hip, "Fuck." He could see her small legs and her rainboots between the legs of the massage table. 
Don't worry, Lockheed had told him. We'll deal with it. It was raining. You didn't see her. You hydroplaned. Accidents happen. The car was brand new and so fast, he wasn't used to it yet, he didn't know how the light had been red. Horrible tragedy, not worthy of manslaughter, your honor. Mister Markus Holland regrets--
"La lluvia," said the girl in the raincoat. 
Then it poured in buckets, soaking through his towel, hammering against his shoulders. The room would fill. He would drown. No matter the sleeping pills, the drinks, the company bonuses--he would drown.
"Mister Holland," Anita said, standing over him, brown eyes large and worried, dry. "Did you fall?"
No girl, no water. Markus clambered to his feet. "No, I--did you bring a goddamn kid here?" he yelled. He must've seen her welfare brat running around somewhere and it made him remember.
Anita blinked. "No, no there are no children on the ship, Mister Holland," she answered. "Do you...want me to work more on you or?"
Markus stormed out, tying the towel at his waist with shaking fingers. He should've been keeping up with the sleeping pills, even if they made him feel like shit in the morning. Lack of sleep could make a person hallucinate. In his room he took a dose, pulled on a pair of lounge pants and went to the large, plush bed to wait for them to kick in and his heart to stop hammering. It wasn't his fault. The Porsche had been fast--his first luxury car--the rain had been dense. Could happen to anyone.
The ceiling was made of asphalt, glistening with water and puddle mirrors. Her body was crumpled against the drain, leg at a wrong angle, fingers curled limp and pale. 
He opened his mouth to scream. Water dripped from her hair into the back of his throat. No, no. It had been--
"La lluvia," she said, head lolling like it would come off.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry--"
Her eyes looked at him, glassy and discolored. One disoriented in the socket and showing pink muscle. 
"They needed me. I was their golden boy. I couldn't go down for--for--"
Droplets let go from her fingers, tinged with red as they hit his face. The girl's eyes had been the same hazel as Sarah's as she'd served him divorce papers,"You can keep the car."
"I don't want the car. I don't want the money."
"You did, and you got them."
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Sarah stretched out on the weathered porch boards, giving her back a break from pulling weeds out of the vegetable bed. The rabbits had done a number on it but she had more chicken wire coming. Her phone buzzed in her pocket and she checked the number. 'Ralph LOCKHEED.' She didn't remember his last name anymore. Not that it mattered. She answered him with, "If you're going to try and apologize for Markus again, I'm tossing my phone in the creek."
"No," he answered quickly. "Don't hang up. Listen, Markus passed. The cops are investigating because he left a will. Emailed it out just before his death. He left you a lot of his assets. The rest are going to the mother of that girl he hit and, get this, a couple union heads he'd busted."
Sarah heard herself ask, "Did he kill himself?"
"That's the story the cops are going with, but here's the thing. He drowned."
"But...he was on the February, right? That fancy billionaire's spaceship?"
"Yes,” Ralph answered. “And he drowned."
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i-am-very-confuse · 2 years
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hey look, something
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evidently-endless · 6 days
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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castielsprostate · 7 months
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
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mal3f1cent · 3 months
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when you go too feral on a road trip with your platonic spouse
and decide that your tdp time loop au (and subsequently your tdp university au) needs some spice and so you decide that there's a tunnel system under the entirety of the continent and in it lives the mother of aaravos. how is she alive? we don't know. her name is suzan gerbil and i don't know where she came from but i love her very much. please ask me about her i have Thoughts. or ask me about the dragon prince. I have Thoughts :D
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catniplynx · 22 days
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this was also supposed to just be a warmup. and got out of hand.
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aboutiroh · 3 months
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You know what’s astonishing about Katara? She grew up in a world without bending.
It’s not surprising that Sokka calls her bending ‘magic water’ in the first episode. It might as well have been magic to them at that point; they had never seen it in practice until they meet Aang.
So not only did Katara not have any teachers, she didn’t have any kind of guidance, no visual aids, no idea of how bending is supposed to look or work. The first time she ever sees actual waterbending movements is when she steals the waterbending scroll from the pirates. The first time she meets another waterbender is when she reaches the North Pole, where within weeks she outmasters pretty much everyone and goes on to teach the Avatar.
Everything she does is so incredibly impressive, and yet I can’t help but feel the most proud of her when she catches a fish on that little boat.
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hydrochlorinate · 6 months
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("Sourire d'Avril" plays in the EOSD Soudfont, routinely interrupted by the howling void)
ultrakill has rearranged my braincells permanently.
anyway here's a closeup of Cirno on her way to fight Myouren Prime because instead of pixel art this is actually just a vector image turned into a raster one and then shrunken down.
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winemom-culture · 1 year
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bathroom-sand · 5 months
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paramount and spyglass are trying so hard right now to save face because jenna ortega rightfully left the scream franchise after they fired melissa for supprting palestine. nobody is dumb enough to believe the excuse that it’s a scheduling conflict hours after rumors she was trying to get out of her contract cause she was pissed. i’m very thankful that jenna is risking her career and using her position to do the right thing. she’s been outspoken about palestine for years now. i hope this begins a trend of zionist losing money for their support and complacency with an active genocide
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