#alex: i cannot be here right now oh my god

[love-belle]

every dead end street led you straight to me !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which no one knows how they're both each other's daylight.

or

for when you find the one you were meant to find all along. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // f1 drivers x platonic!driver!fem!reader // milo manheim x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - i am SO sorry for leaving u all but i had my finals going on and now i am DONE with school i just have my college entrance exams left and then im free free FREEEEEE !!!! i love u all sm thank you <333 i hope u like this !!

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edit : he says it's baby MAN i disagree ☝️‼️

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landonorris i thought i was the baby boy

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-> landonorris no thanks

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-> milomanheim wdym i'm not even here

-> username gaslighter 🫵🫵

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-> yourusername no u 🫵🫵🫵

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-> alexandrasaintmleux charles ?

-> charles_leclerc this isn't what it looks like

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-> maxverstappen1 biblically accurate angel but sure

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milomanheim "baby boy" wasn't even directed at me and i blushed

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-> username MISS GIRL WTFFF

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username prettiest boy oh my god

username not to alarm anyone but half the grid is here and i am having Thoughts

username Y/N??? LANDO??? ALEX???

-> username my met gala honestly

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-> alex_albon oh god

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-> username baby breathe

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lewishamilton i see someone's challenging my paddock icon title

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yourusername HANDS HANDS HANDS HANSD HSNDS

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-> milomanheim ty

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username y/n's engagement under this post goes WILD like

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username speak ur truth queen 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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-> yourusername i'll take that as a compliment thank u

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-> username mama y papa

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username hidden and secret and private??? girl really picked out her battles

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landonorris thank you because i saw what you texted him this morning and osc had to physically stop me from bathing with bleach

-> yourusername why are u acting as if u literally didn't just straight up ask us if we "needed a third"

-> landonorris LIES SHE LIES SHE'S A LIAR

-> oscarpiastri mate the entire paddock was there

-> landonorris details but like..........do u

-> yourusername do we what.

-> landonorris ............need a third

-> mclaren oh hello ! guess who just lost their phone PRIVILEGES

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username mother never misses

username lewis WISHES he was her

-> yourusername RIGHTTTT

-> lewishamilton roscoe's godmother privileges REVOKED

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-> username felt this in my bones

milomanheim speak out ur truth queen !!!!!!

-> yourusername i did

-> charles_leclerc is that why he's redder than my car righOH MY GOD PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU

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-> milomanheim i am scared

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milomanheim before u say anything

-> yourusername i am SO disappointed rn

-> milomanheim I'M SORRY

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-> milomanheim ❤️

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-> username crazy about them

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milomanheim something about how taylor swift said every dead end street led u straight to me 💘

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-> yourusername it's how he won me over

-> milomanheim wait actually

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-> yourusername that probably sealed the deal 💘

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-> milomanheim OHHHH ????

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username milo with that drawing is so "what if i told u i'm a mastermind"

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-> charles_leclerc give him some time he's buffering

-> username something tells me that this is a very regular occurrence

-> oscarpiastri it is

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-> milomanheim 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🥰🥰🥰🥰☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

-> username what is happening

-> oscarpiastri just give him some time

yourusername not to be a hopeful romantic loser on the main but i find u in every love song i listen to so yea

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-> milomanheim ilyt

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-> username i had to take SEVERAL deep breaths so as to not break down in front of my family

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lilymhe with me obviously 🙄

-> yourusername obviously

-> milomanheim 😧

-> alex_albon 😧

username if he doesn't stand outside my window with a sign asking when can he see me HE IS NOT THE ONE

-> username FRRRRR like stop‼️settling‼️for‼️less‼️

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username y/n feeding us those milo crumbs

-> username nah she gave us whole PLATES with utensils and all ☝️☝️☝️

username i truly cannot wait for milo to be in her garage bc we all know that they're stupidly in love with each other and watching them giggling and smiling and laughing will be much more entertaining than racing

-> username nah bc bro doesn't know how to function with her around

-> username i don't even blame him bc that's Y/N Y/L/N

charles_leclerc how is this relationship gonna work when none of you has the guts to go and say that they got your order wrong

-> yourusername ur saying this as if alex hasn't been the one to go up and say that u asked for no pickles

-> charles_leclerc that was classified information

-> yourusername not anymore 🤗

username i live for y/n terrorizing the grid fueled by nothing but coffee and/or spite

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-> yourusername this is so sweet i cried stfu

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-> yourusername bf

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-> landonorris bf AND gf ?

-> yourusername STOP ASKING

milomanheim wdym i cannot love u more than life itself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 lies bc i do love u more than life itself

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-> milomanheim doesn't mean that much bc i know u would sacrifice him for a juice box

-> maxverstappen1 OH REALLLLLLLLY

milomanheim angel 🍒

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milomanheim u make me feel all golden like daylight

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-> username bye y'all this was fun

-> username brb i need to test if my toaster is waterproof or not

#f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 imagines #social media au #fake instagram imagines #charles leclerc x reader #lewis hamilton x reader #lando norris x reader #oscar piastri x reader #f1 x platonic!reader #f1 x y/n #f1 x you #f1 smau #f1 social media au #f1 instagram au #f1 imagine #f1 grid x reader #f1 x female driver

[kingofthering]

thinking about your beautiful rosquez fake dating au.... is it a public thing? like are they the motogp royal couple here (INSANE time to be in the paddock lol. and oh GOD the breakup) or is it strictly a performance for their friends/family? (also insane for marc specifically. that man cannot lie to alex ever change my mind) like i cant stop thinking about it...

I was thinking performance for their friends and family but with a couple of things to consider [because I never make my life easy, do I]:

my considerations of this kind of depends of the span of the fic and how long they are pretending before going into the actually dating phase [I think Valentino probably freaks out (mostly because of what Marc said) after that first time they sleep together and then putting it short : he ghosts Marc, Marc confronts him and they start hooking up regularly and then there is another big family thing (maybe Christmas if the fic started in the summer) and Valentino forgot he was supposed to fake break up with Marc at some point and anyway, they figure their shit out, the end] [divorce still happens in 2015, see you in 2024 for the reconciliation]

but in the grand scheme of things, they're only doing this to trick Valentino's mom (and like, all the aunts and uncles and everyone that gets involved after the dinner and the baby shower) (oops, things are getting out of hand, it's fine Valentino, it's fine) so that's the only thing they both have in mind when dealing with the secret

now, who was present at the ranch that summer to hear about this? probably the Academy kids that were all in either Moto2 or Moto3 at the time — do they really have to interact with Valentino's family and eventually lie to them? eh, I'd say it's a possibility, and does Valentino trust those teenagers to lie for him? absolutely not, does he trust them to keep their mouth shut about his relationship with Marc if he sat them down and told them it was important? yes, much more (and like, who would believe them in the paddock anyway, him and Marc together? please)

I think Luca can be the big joker/question mark here, on the one hand Valentino would feel shitty making Luca lie to his mom but on the other end Valentino feels shitty lying to Luca, so, 50/50 on that one for now

which means, that in my mind, Marc doesn't even have to bother about his side of the family, I fully agree with you that that man cannot lie to his brother and honestly, he would probably already spill the bean when his stay at the ranch gets extended and Marc asks him why on the phone

technically, could Valentino's mom talk to Marc's parents and fuck things up? I suppose, if I want to make my life annoying, that it could be a possibility, but I don't think Valentino's mom was in the paddock often so I'm just gonna eliminate that issue for this one universe [and like, could she have their number? also yes maybe in a universe that would be annoying to me]

in the grand scheme of things, Marc is agreeing to this 10% to help Valentino and 90% for personal selfish reasons and because in theory, this doesn't have any real flaw/annoyance for him, right? — do I think that he would have felt comfortable lying to his parents? absolutely not, I do think that would be quite interesting to explore in fic but again, making my life easy here [the whole "Valentino can put on a performance act while Marc is an open book to people who know him" of it all]

Now, to come back to that first option, the first thing that came to mind was a forced to come out scenario, especially if it happens because of leaked photos of them hooking up when having hate sex in say, 2016. Way angstier in the beginning but then it's indeed "what an insane time to be in the paddock" in a good way after they've fixed things.

[admittedly I don't always see how going the "yes we're gay but we're in love" way is better PR management than "our private lives should have never been hindered, that's all we have to stay about the matter" but, you know, fic purposes]

I think it could actually bring quite a different aspect to their dynamic in that scenario because if this is 2016, Valentino is 37 (9 titles and could technically retire with a long well-done career) and Marc is 23 (4 titles, still an immense way to go in his career and so much potential to explore).

Of course the whole thing affects Valentino but he honestly believes he can survive that whatever way and ignore the bad people and focus on keeping the same life, he'll be fine. Marc will say that he's not affected by what people say about him (and only on track things matter) but I don't think it's that easy, especially back then, especially after all the backlash he got post-Sepang, and when he puts his own 2015 anger aside, I think Valentino can recognize that as well.

It's Valentino looking at Marc seating next to him in the Yamaha/Honda (whichever) motorhome, watching the way Marc's knee keep bouncing at lightning speed, the lines of his face harsh, his eyes pointed on a far point on the wall. It's Valentino shutting his brain down and going "Yes, we'll do that, where do we start".

#rpf #4693 #marc marquez #valentino rossi #fake dating rosquez #oops I created a second AU at the same time my bad................. #this is a very simplified version of things #(as we've seen way too recently with fabio's insta post there is still a long way too go with homophobia and motoGP) #(but as it always is : beauty of fits universes etc etc) #thank you for the ask sorry for the way too long answer #I go into details way too much sometimes #forced coming out au

[iboatedhere]

WIP Wednesday

Thank you for the tag @anincompletelist @lightningboltreader @liminalmemories21 @lemonlyman-dotcom

Everything I’ve written lately is…..NOT GREAT…….it feels bad, it looks bad, it is bad, and the first chapter of The Roman Holiday AU will be up January 1st regardless ✌️

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The first surprise greets them on the street just outside Alex’s door.

A red Vespa is tucked against the curb, a helmet hanging off each of the handles.

“Safety first,” Alex says as he tosses one of the helmets at Henry. “You might need to take the hat off.”

“I’m sorry,” Henry says, looking down the empty street as Alex fastens his own helmet. “Is there meant to be a second scooter around here somewhere?”

“Nope.”

“So you expect us to share?”

Alex nods. “That’s right.”

Henry hums. “Why aren’t we taking a taxi or an Uber, or walking?”

“Taxis and Ubers mean waiting around for them to show up and I don’t care how long your legs are, we cannot walk the entirety of Rome in a day. This is the fastest and easiest way to get around.”

“And you’ve driven one of these before?”

“In a manner of speaking, yes.”

“What manner?”

“I’m familiar with scooters.”

Henry narrows his eyes.

“I had a Razor Scooter when I was nine.”

“Oh my god.”

“Vespa’s are so much safer,” Alex cries.

“How is that possible? This has a motor!”

“And Razors would fuck up your ankles. You should’ve seen my shins that whole year. The bruises never healed.”

“I would rather have a bruised ankle than a concussed head.”

“That’s what the helmet is for,” Alex says. “Now c’mon.” He swings one leg over the scooter and sits down. “We’re wasting time.”

“It’s six thirty in the morning.”

“Which means we’re already behind schedule.” Alex starts the scooter. “Get on or I’ll leave you.”

“You wouldn’t dare.”

The scooter jolts away from the curb and Henry grabs Alex’s shoulder and climbs on behind him, tightening the straps of the helmet as he goes.

He’s unsure what to do with his hands—if he should put them on Alex’s hips, waist, or shoulders, and after fumbling awkwardly, Alex heaves a sigh and reaches back, wrapping Henry’s arms around his waist.

“You have to hold on like you mean it,” Alex tells him. “Tight.”

Henry shifts forward so his chest is flush to Alex’s back and he holds his hands together over Alex’s stomach, beneath the light fabric of his open button down but over the soft cotton undershirt.

Alex is solid and warm and smells like cedar smoke and spice and Henry feels him take a sharp breath as he moves even closer.

“Is this okay?” Henry asks, his lips dangerously close to the shell of Alex’s ear.

Alex swallows and nods. “Do you feel safe?”

Henry does.

“Good,” Alex says. He stops and blows out a breath. “That’s good. We should…” He trails off and lifts his foot off the pavement and the Vespa jolts forward again, this time by accident. “I got it,” he says when Henry flinches. “I got it, I got it, I was just fucking with you.”

“I’d prefer it if you didn’t.”

“Yeah, well,” Alex says as he gives it another go. “We’ll see.”

#ughhhhhhhhhhh #FirstPrince fic #rwrb fic #wip wednesday

[royal-ruin]

red, white, and royal blue (rwrb) fic recs (part 5)

other rwrb fic recs here other fic recs here personal favorites are starred, by the way. everything is complete unless stated otherwise.

this is probably going to be the last part for now. hope you enjoyed the recs!

*Déjame Ver Cómo Es Que Floreces by 14carrotgold (~12k)

Oscar gets in close and bluntly asks, “Earlier. In the bathroom. Did you do it?” Alex scoffs, “No. Don't be a perv. Why would you wanna know that anyway?” Oscar rolls his eyes. “Mind out of the gutter, chamaco. Did you propose?” Ah.    Henry is introduced to the extended Diaz side of the family at their matriarch's birthday. Shenanigans (and romance and feelings) ensue.

oh my god?? a must-read.

what we might do (if we stop keeping a secret) by indomitablelove (~8k)

'This isn't how I wanted to tell people. I thought we'd get the chance to do it right.' - Red, White and Royal Blue, Casey McQuiston, p.327 or, in another world, Alex and Henry get to do it right.

Love is indomitable [Interview] by aceofsapphics (~4k)

„It definitely stays secret until after the election. And I know it’ll be messy. But if we can get ahead of the narrative, wait for the right time and do it on our own terms, I think it could be okay.” Chapter 10, page 283 “In another universe they date long distance for a couple years and then come out with a huge piece in Vanity Fair by Ronan Farrow” – Casey McQuiston, from select annotations from Red, White and Royal Blue, accessed via pagesandpugs.blog OR the coming out Henry and Alex have always deserved and always will.

i cannot fall in love (with you) by orionseye (~22k)

"One of the many nights it’s kept her up, she imagined taking the romcom approach to this. In some alternate reality, June gives Nora the grandeur she deserves. And it’s Jane Austen worthy, it’s glitter-in-your-hair, fireworks-in-the-sky, friends-to-lovers bullshit. She’d confess, obviously. Maybe there’s a boombox involved. Maybe it’s pouring rain. The setting doesn’t matter, really, because they’re both there."  even after alex and henry get their happily ever after, there's still a story left to tell. when an ironic new year’s kiss turns triggers something much more, june finds herself stuck in a messy situation. can she find the line between her personal life and her public one? what does it mean to love someone in secret? can she ever find the guts to show it?  the nora x june rwrb sequel we are all dying for

the summary said it perfectly. june's pov had me reading around the tears in my eyes.

Heaven is You by cmere (~2k)

Alex stirs. Henry trails his hand down Alex's chest, nuzzles into his neck. A low, soft noise escapes Alex's mouth; he pushes back against Henry's hips, and Henry echoes it with a noise of his own. His mind is slowly awakening, catching up to the instinctual responses of his body. His eyes cast over the two of them, tangled up under the blankets and bathed in light. Suddenly, all the implications of what the bright sunlight means—shades thrown wide open, snipers on top of buildings, long-range lenses shooting them in their most private moments—sends icy bullets through his chest. Several years later, Henry is still working through the trauma of their forced outing. Alex helps him.

Room 1071 by MaryaDmitrievnaLikesSundays (~7k) ”No,” Henry said. “I…” He trailed off, his eyes stuck somewhere behind Alex. Alex followed his gaze and felt dread settle hard in his stomach at where it landed. Pink, purple, and blue. An eagle set between red and green lines. The flags that Alex refused to be ashamed of, taken apart by Henry’s unreadable gaze. So. It was like that. Henry was like that. Or, the college au where Alex is absolutely, positively sure his roommate is homophobic.

you’re leaving (now i’m left amongst the living) by peppermintpatties (~37k)

Six years since they've been together, Alex and Henry were now a far cry from the lovestruck couple they once were when their history began. If you ask Alex, all of it was Henry’s fault. If you ask Henry, he’d agree and say that Alex was right. But before Alex could ever find out why Henry does not seem like the man he once decided to spend the rest of his life with, he already walked away from it all. Now, Henry was alone, left to deal with whatever shattered remains he could salvage from his life. Or, the one where Henry’s sick and Alex only finds out two years after they've broken up.

Please Don't Let Me Be So Understood by chamel (~20k)

“I’m glad you both see it that way,” Dr. Chen says. Then she closes her notebook and folds her hands on top of it. “I think I’m starting to get a sense of where the issues lie. The good news is that you’re both here, and you’re both willing to work on this relationship. That’s promising. Not all of the couples I see are even at that point.” “Sorry, what?” Henry says, voicing Alex’s stuttering thoughts as well. (After one too many fights at work, Henry and Alex are assigned mandatory reconciliation therapy by their boss. Except the therapist thinks they're there for couples therapy... and surely, a bet on who will break first makes more sense than actually correcting her, right?)

a fair amount of it is just them being dumb lmao

*Nova, Baby by chamel (~67k)

Agent Henry Fox-Mountchristen is an asshole. Alex is 90% sure those exact words are going in this mission report. Yeah, they’re supposed to be objective when writing this shit up, but that isn’t his opinion. It’s a fact. (CIA agent Alex Claremont-Diaz and MI6 agent Henry Fox-Mountchristen don’t exactly get along, but that doesn’t keep their respective agencies from insisting they work together as partners. Then a mission in Colombia changes everything, and their relationship begins to shift and grow into something that neither of them ever expected… and something that could have deadly consequences.)

#rwrb fic recs #rwrb fanfiction #rwrb fanfic #rwrb #rwrb movie #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #red white and royal blue movie #red white and royal blue #royal's rwrb fic recs

[unforgivenn]

Confined

Inspired from @whumpasaurus101 's writing prompt from here (hope you don't mind me tagging you :3)

Cw: Blood mention, Failed escape attempt, Breaking of pet, begging, pet names, swearing, creepy asf whumper

Word Count: 658

Alex paced around his room picking at his nails and pulling strands of his dirty blonde hair. There were specks of blood over the room. He couldn't take it much longer. He had to run away from here, from the person who ruined his life, the person who hurt him every single day, the last of all humanity gone in him. Was he breaking? Scars littered all over his body and tears were threatening to fall as he just couldn't take it any longer. But he was determined to take the risk.

'... But what if I get caught. Ethan will kill me right there and then... But then again.. What if it was crazy enough to work.. Maybe.. Maybe there was a village nearby and- and he could ask them for help.. Maybe...' Alex shuddered from the thought of what Ethan would do if he got caught.

The sun was setting.. It would be night soon.. He could leave while Ethan was sleeping..

Once Alex was sure that Ethan was asleep he went towards the door to find it locked.

'Of course its locked..'

He took out a pin from underneath his mattress that he had managed to secretly grab from Ethan and started picking the lock. A few seconds passed and the lock opened. Alex pushed open the door slowly careful not to wake Ethan up. He tiptoed towards the front gate which took him a while to find. He had never been anywhere else than the basement and the so called "punishment room" which Ethan called.

Alex was panicking. His mind a fogged up mess of thoughts. His breathing started quickening as he started having second thoughts about his choice.

May-Maybe I should just go back before he gets to know.. No.. NO! I can't live this fucked up life any more.

It was too far to go back now as he started hearing Ethan yelling his name and stomping towards the front door. Alex pushed the door open as he started running as fast as his legs could but Ethan was picking up with him as he heard him demanding Alex to turn back now. Alex spotted a closed bathroom not too far as he sprinted towards it, slamming the door shut and pressing his back onto the door while his breathing grew uneven.

"Oh Alleexxx, lovvee, why Dont you come out now and maybe I'll reconsider your punishment. How does that sound? Hm?

Silence.

"ALEX YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF!"

No, he didn't. He really did not want to see what his captor was capable of.

He tried to move his legs but it was as if his foot was pinned and hammered to the ground.

"No no no. This cannot be happening right now. move god damn it"

His eyes filled with tears as the stomping grew louder and louder. There was no getting out. He was going to be in this fucked up place forever. Suddenly the door to the bathroom broke open as Ethan stormed inside. Alex stumbled backwards as he looked towards his captor terrified of what was to come.

"No.. Oh god.. Please no.." He couldn't help but let out a sob only for Ethan to grin at it.

"Well well well. We can't certainly leave that unattended now can we? It seems as if my little dove has forgot his place. Well somebody's got to show it right?"

Alex flinched when Ethan got hold of his jaw forcing him to look him in the eye.

"Answer me when I'm talking to you"

"Y-yes sir"

Ethan's grin only seemed to grow wider at that.

#Didn't plan it to be this long... #whump scenario #Literal love the boy Alex #Failed escape attempt #whumblr #whump prompts #whump idea #pet whump #my ocs #Alex #Ethan #whump drabble #one shots #conditioned whumpee #whump writing #angst

[acircusfullofdemons]

🗡🏆 HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR 🏆🗡

INTRO

Because of the posts by @maddgical-boy [link] & @nevermore-grimes [link], I will now be subjecting my paras to the Horrors. I have a lloottttt of paras, so to make this simply I used a random number generator to select the new victims tributes.

I will also be adding commentary on how accurate this would be to my paras. Because I can’t have fun without criticizing their every decision, despite forcing them to make those decisions in the first place. Bullying my paras is a full time job and brother, I just clocked in >:3

TRIBUTES

District 1: Edward Nixon [Mad as a Crow: Missing Piece of the Puzzle], Lucy Fisher [Phantasmagoria: DreamSet Circus]

District 2: Loyd Nixon [Mad as a Crow: Missing Piece of the Puzzle], Benjamin Graves [Mad as a Crow]

District 3: Marzipan Velveteen [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life], Neil O’Brian [Mad as a Crow: A Plague of Octopuses]

District 4: Beelzebub Honeyblood [Phantasmagoria: Crossfire], Reign Blanc [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life]

District 5: Phineas Glazier [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life], Luciana Potenza [Phantasmagoria]

District 6: Phoebe Sparks [Phantasmagoria: ElectroGear Software], Prism Raymond [Phantasmagoria: DreamSet Circus]

District 7: Thackery Velveteen [Phantasmagoria: Illusions of Life], Rosemary Velveteen [Fractured Fables: She Trusts me, He Loves Me Not]

District 8: Victor West [Mad as a Crow], CaterpillarOS [Fractured Fables: Illusions of Life]

District 9: Mary Crowley [Mad as a Crow], Ketrill Hyde [Phantasmagoria: As the World Falls Down]

District 10: Khole Banner [Mad as a Crow: Assembled Monsters], Alex Grimm [Fractured Fables]

District 11: Stacy Collins [Mad as a Crow], Orion Guerrero [Mad as a Crow]

District 12: Vincent Hyde [Phantasmagoria], Lucien Jekyll [Phantasmagoria]

BLOODBATH

Yknow what i just realized. CaterpillarOS is, uh, a giant robot caterpillar. Khole is a weird mix of species but yeah there’s no way he’d win that fight. 

Aint no fucking way Neil would loose to a blind girl. She has the power of accuracy but is smaller and younger than Neil. He’d rip her to shreds!!

HOW DID PHINEAS SET KETRILL ON FIRE LMAO

DAY 01

I like to think she read him, ironically, one of the brother’s grimms books. It’d be so funny for various reasons. 

NNOOO MARY 😭 say goodbye to our only licensed nurse everyone…

uuuuhhh something something phineas in the wrong paracosm. insert joke about d//c or para!jervis here.

Interesting team up! No idea why Eddie would work with Loyd since that’s his father and they hate each other. Same with Stacy, she hates Eddie bc that’s her dad. I fully believe Prism and Lucy are being held captive here, folks.

Accurate !!! sorry rosemary BUT ALSO. WOW. I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW ACCURATE THIS IS OH MY GOD??? GIRL HOW DID YOU LIVE OUT YOUR TALE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE IM SCREAMING. also wow accurate for Neil too. Killing another innocent child, I see. At least this one’s intentional!

Our fallen tributes are: CaterpillarOS, Ketrill Hyde, Mary Crowley, Rosemary Glazier.

NIGHT 01

Bee! Don’t kill the bunny!! But fair lol

Debating on if Neil would keep a victim alive. I think for a little bit, for the psychological torment. He always liked to play with his food. 

That is a VERY tense truce lmao, Stacy hates basically everyone Eddie is associated with, which includes the Crowley Family bc ooo boy, that family is a Certified Mess.

Luce 🤝 Phineas: ripped away from their home at a young age thanks to a random dimension portal. Not the same case here but wow I never noticed that. 

DAY 02

Nothing interesting to note.

Our fallen tributes are: Marzipan Velveteen, Phineas Glazier

NIGHT 02

Khole winning is just…perfect. All 3 have to do with experimentation (Khole & Neil are from the same lab/facility/organization, actually!) but Khole was made first, both in a story context and meta context. So. yeah. Older Sibling Rights.

TWIN TEAM UP HELL YEAH!!!!

Either Orion or Eddie is winning those ghost stories bc Orion knew Aurelia, and she worshiped the god of fear, while Eddie knows Jonathan, Aurelia’s descendant and uses fear in his villain schemes. Then again, Bee is literally a demon, so….

YAY STACY!!! sorry loyd just…sucks lmao fuck outta here

DAY 03

Nothing interesting to note.

ARENA EVENT

Our fallen tributes are: Victor West, Neil O’Brian, Loyd Nixon, Reign Blanc, Orion Guerrero, Luciana Potenza, Khole Banner, Vincent Hyde, Thackery Velveteen. Only 9 people left!

Nothing of interest to note for NIGHT 03.

THE FEAST happens, aka The Cornucopia is refilled.

Nothing interesting to note for DAY 04 & NIGHT 04.

Our fallen tributes are: Benjamin Graves, Lucien Jekyll.

Nothing interesting to note for DAY 05 & NIGHT 05.

DAY 06: Eddie dies by accidentally drinking his own poison. Get wrecked, idiot.

NIGHT 06: Prism bashes Alex’s head in. Get his ass!!

Nothing interesting to note for DAY 07, NIGHT 07, & DAY 08.

NIGHT 08: Stacy poisons Prism. Lucy dies from thirst.

Stacy wins!! Wow. Fucking lame as shit I don’t even like her. Wish she stayed wherever the fuck she was before moving to Prism Pulse. Whatever! Realistically speaking she would’ve been killed way back at that random family reunion thing. Yes, by Eddie. he would’ve killed his own daughter. what of it.

#paraportal #luka.txt #dlc: hunger games #system: eternal labyrinth #console: phantasmagoria #console: mad as a crow #console: fractured fables #sorry i kinda lost steam / got bored lmaoaoo #it is funny to me that they only lasted 8 days. like yeah. that checks out.

[bi-kingdom]

Secret Liasons - Maria Hill x OC

A/N: Seriously, PSA to clean your drafts out. I cannot recall what my OC's name is right now but we're going with Alex Stevens or reader - you decide.

Prompt idea: In which Tony Stark hits on Alex as she does a check on the Bridge of the Helicarrier. (Takes place on the helicarrier after the tesseract levels the ground facility in the opening of The Avengers)

Warnings: Tony being cringe

Its just a quick inspection, nothing out of the ordinary but there was a quick notification blurb that popped up on my scans. The only thing making me nervous is the thought of having to walk through Hill's meeting with Fury's new 'Avengers'.

I steel myself. This is my job after all.

I brush past Tony Stark to inspect the source of my alert.

"Oh hi, didn't know they employed anyone besides Jarheads here." Stark smiles, leaning against the metal railing. I quirk my eyebrow at him as I maneuver through Fury's screen. "God I love a woman who can handle a man's equipment." I turn to the room, seeing them all watching our exchange, skating over Hill quickly so I don't erupt in a blush. I grimace and find the culprit - a device, disguised as a bolt, attached where it shouldn't be. I slide it off and turn to Stark as he feigns surprise.

"This equipment's too small to be our's...must be your's." I say, dropping the device into his jacket pocket. The effect is instantaneous, mumbles and groans of 'Stark' erupt as I slide past Hill.

"Stevens." Hill orders, her arm outstretched for my tablet. I hand it over and watch as she reviews the initial security alert for the bridge.

"Stark." Hill scorns, handing me the device back as she joins the thorough chew-out that's coming his way.

I leave their meeting area and make a round through the bridge, stopping after a moment to watch some on screen analyses. There's a bit of an uproar at the Avengers meeting, Stark getting scolded for his attempted hack by Fury himself now. Although I have no doubt he'll try something else.

I linger longer than necessary on Hill, her arms crossed over her chest as she keeps her expression neutral. I admire the way she's pulled her hair back, her bangs sweeping across her forehead. The cut on her face accentuates the height of her cheek bones making her jawline seem even more defined. She keeps drawing me in with her stern gaze and the sheer confidence that radiates from her. But suddenly, she rolls her eyes and she catches sight of me watching her.

I turn away, avoiding those blue eyes that cut down even the most resilient of subordinates. My cheeks are burning as I finish checking in on the techs on the bridge, keeping my back to Hill as I exit from the opposite entrance.

I cringe the entire way back to my lab, shaking my head while I work, reviewing my schedule for the day. Hill shows up on my calendar, an impromptu request but not unexpected since Stark attempted to breach our systems. I huff, annoyed with myself for slipping up and letting my emotions get the best of me especially at work.

She's scheduled in a few minutes so I set about cleaning up my space as best I can, rolling up hardcopies of blueprints out of the way. I'd taken some good natured teasing for using physical blueprints still but with Stark's attempted hack earlier - I'm glad with my choice to do so.

"Stevens, how far did Stark get?" I jump as Hill jumps right into the briefing. I shake my head, avoiding her gaze as I fumble to show her the files that were hacked on the screens. I make it brief, waving my hands to swipe through the files. As soon as she gives me a noise of affirmation I stop the review and return to my work, fully expecting her to leave.

The sound of my lab doors opening and closing don't occur and I finally turn to face her as she unfurls a concept blueprint of mine across my desk.

"Oh, that's just an idea-nothing major-really just an idea-" I mutter, trying to make up an excuse to hide it again. I reach out my hands to put it away but she waves me off.

"You haven't shown me this one yet." She says absentmindedly. I briefly meet her eye as my stomach clenches at the eye contact.

"It still has to go in the computer." I try, watching her take a pencil to make a few notes in the margins.

"It's good."

"That's high praise coming from you." I blush, biting the inside of my lip. I steal a few glances as Hill continues her scribbling her notes "Thank you." I add.

The barest hints of a smile quirks in the corner of Hill's lips. I barely catch it before her usual neutral facade is back in place.

#agent maria hill #maria hill x fem reader #Secret Liasons #maria hill #deputy director maria hill #Avengers #maria hill x female reader

[degreeofdisorder]

red white & royal blue (2023) live reaction

CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS?

PRINCE OF ENGLAND'S HEARTS

THE AMERICAN PRINCE HENRY KDLFJSKGJDK

immediately grabbing a glass of champagne lmao

WHEN THE REVOLUTION HAPPENS lmao Henry my LOVE

alex is literally the dumbest idiot in the planet lmfao

oh he's DRUNK drunk oh my fucking god

alexander

I KNEW HENRY WAS GOING TO CORRECT ALEX ON THE composer

IN YOUR CASE ITS RATHER INEVITABLE I'm losing my whole ass mind dksjfkdjf

THEYRE SO STUPIDKSKFJSLFJSLGJDLGKDLGKDLGKDLGIDLFK

NOKSLFJDLFJDLFJDLFK

oh that was SO FUCKIN GOODKFKDJFKDJFKDJF

MAYBE HE CAN HOST THE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER NEXT YEAR - oh I'd be DOWN

not sunshine of my heart

ALEX'S SELF DEFENSE PILLOW

AND I ONCE SAW MITCH MCCONNELL EATING A BANANA

WHAT IF I SET MYSELF ON FIRE SJFKDJFLDJGKDJG

no one in their right mind would give you a gun

AMY'S DOG IM DUIGNKFJGLFJGKFJG

oh my fucking god

they're so fucking FUNNY

our first clip now here we are

alex is such an asshole I'm dying

god that is a PERFECT casting

"white, blonde and british" is a god tier of a line idc

THE FREESTYLE RAPS

VICKY SKFJSLGJDLGJDLGKFLF

IT MEANS YOU GOT GOOD TASTE ALEX

did alex just look at henry's lips WHORE

such a vast mental and emotional space in your head

awwww ALEX BABY

OH HE'S POUTING

NOT A SRRAWBERRY ALEXANDER KDFKDKGJDLGK

THEN KILL ME AND I WON'T HAVE TO GO

LATER SHAAN

WORKING CLASS CHIP OFF YOUR SHOULDER

oh?

NOT THE STICKERJSKFJDLGKDLGKFLGI

BUT WE WERE EVER SO CSREFUL DEAR

KMSMDJSKFJDLFKD

THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD

holy fucking SHIT

THAT IS SO GOOD

NOPE YOU ARE JUST AS GHASTLY AS I IMAGINED

NOPE I'M HANGING UP ON YOU

oh my fucking god that was SO GOOD

can you just YEAH just make yourself at home kid

THEY WOULDN'T IF THEY KNEW HIM! L8R

fuck me nora is so hot lmao

OH THEYRE HANGING OUT

YO QUISIERA ENAMORARME PERO NO PUEDO

I cannot BELIEVE THE CINEMATIC ASS SCENE WAS SET TO GET LOW

oh that was supposed to be nora wtf that's why it was so poignant

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

in terms of coping I'm not coping

i

FUCK YOU JEFFREY

A DRINKING GAME SJFKSKFKDFJOD

FIRST 50 ROWS OF A GAGA CONCERT GAY

THE HAIR GRAB? THSTS SO SKFLDKFLD

DO NOT INTERRUPT ME

fuck nora is the love of MY LIFE

ew fuck off

oh my GOD he needs to shut up

okay I'm gonna die

AMYJDLGJDKFJFKGJFLG

NOT THE DICK JOKESJSKFJSKFKF

AGAINST A WALL

WHAT THE FJCKXKLSJFLSKF

WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE SO HOT

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M BISEXUAL

ARE THEY KNOWN FOR THEIR HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES

OH THEYRE SO SEXUWJAJGJDKG

AND SO AWKWARD ABOUT IT

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POLO

they're so fucking HOT

god those eyelashes are fuckin exquisite

oh okay that was obscene

there's TWO things I've been dying to ask you

it's my life - doesn't mean you have to accept it lol

henry what the FUCK

ALEXANDER WHAT

HENRY?

IM DOWNDJFDLFJLD

DEAR

TUDTNME YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS

oh I can't breathe

oh okay I see it

oh shit okayb

oh that's so

HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT WHILE BALLS DEEP INSIDE HENRY

my god

I'm having lots of feelings

alex my fucking god

also henry is so quick to just cut right down to the chase I can't

IM LEARNING

ellen I will kill you

GET HER ALEX

GET HER ASS ALEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX

THE EMAILS

DON'T THEY HAVE NAPKINS IN TEXAS

the cgi is so bad lajdkdjfkfjfkfjfkfkf

love the romcom vibes

BUENAS NOCHES CABRON

EVER BEEN ON GRINDR - ONCE UNSUCCESSFULLY

oh my god they're fucking precious as hell

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUXKFJDKFJDKGJ

INKNEWNITKDLGJDKGJDLGJG

HENRUML

HENRY MO

GOOD MORNING

OH AND I TOLD MY SISTER

TECHNICALLY IM THE SPARE

THAT NO WAS IMMEDIATE

HENRY'S FACE

ellen's face of realization sjfldjfldjflf

oh that's

OG MY GOD

OGKDLGK NOT TRUVADA

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY GIVE YOU THE NUCLEAR CODES

OG THEYRE SO FUCKING CUTEN

HENRÑWAS READING OLS

NOOOODJFKDJGKFJGKGJGKGK

alexander what's with that face are you in love or what

oh oscar no

y'all ARE a stupid idea

SHOWER TIME

I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT

oh my god alex

ALEXANDER NO

oh my god

HENRY'S FACE

AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT

I'm gonna fucking kill myself

I'm gonna rip my tits off

beatrice love of my LIFE

HENRY'S FACE

oh he's going OFF

alex my love

oh I'm gonna kill myself

NORA YOU GIANT GENIUS

no

lmao I'm sobbing lmao

I'm genuinely sobbing

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME

god I'm shaking I'm sobbing so hard

I had to pause bc i got a headache from sobbing

HE DOES HAVE ONE KEY

I'm going to cry more lol

I'm going to dehydrate

yeah I'm going to fucking dehydrate

THE CHAIN IM KILLING MYSELF

I LOVE YOU I'LL BE AS PATIENT AS YOU NEED

go win and election

yeah I'm dehydrating lmao

god what is this marley and me I can't stop crying

DAVID

NO?

ALREADY?

ALREADY?????

ALREADYDJDJSJFKDJFLD

IT'S BEEN LIKE A MINUTE I CSNTB

oh my god I'm killing that fucking piece of shit

oh my god his address

ALEX AKFLDKFKDKFLFKF

ZAHRA

LIKE A COW IN LABOR

TOUCH ME AND DIE

HEY BABY

I'LL BEEAK THE SOUND BARRIER FOR YOU

I'm going to fucking kill myself

fuck me henry is so beautiful and so brave

they're fucking gorgeous and so married and so amazing

SPEAKING OF BOYFRIENDS ON STRINGS

OG godb

please do fly to the Maldives

this was such a miscast bc i can never look at stephen fry and not be absolutely smitten

OH HE HATES PHILIP SO MUCH LMAO

oh fuck you stephen fry

OH MY GOD ALEX

HOMOSEXUAL

THSKFJSKFJDLFKD

HENRY BABY

OSCAR

oh my fucking god they're so married

oh I'm gonkacry

THEIRJNSDS

OGNKTLDLS NO THE BIKES

DARLING

DO YOU THINK ANYONE NO5ICEDJDLGJDLGJDLGKDI

oh my god

my god I'm in tears

fuck

fuck

#rwrb livenats #rwrb spoilers

[supercorpkid]

Little ball of fur.

Supergirl, Kara Danvers x BabyDanvers!Reader, Alex Danvers x BabyDanvers!Reader

Word count: 1330.

Notes: Thanks for the prompt @ynimagines, and I'm really sorry for your loss

“Y/N! I’m here!” Kara announces herself, going inside your apartment, using the key you gave her for emergencies only. Granted, you are in an emergency, but she uses the key all the time, emergency or not.

“Kara, oh, thank God.” You run to her, throwing yourself into her arms. “It’s Sheldon. I-I don’t know where he is. He was here when I left for work and- God, he must have got out and I didn’t notice this morning. Oh God.”

“Don’t worry, sis. I’ll help you look for him, ok? Let’s call Alex too.” Kara cleans your tears, the ones you couldn’t hold back. 

Having Supergirl looking for a cat sounds stupid. She could be doing far more important things. But right now, when your pet is missing, you can’t think of anything that’s more important than finding him. 

You go around your block with his favorite toy, making noises with it so he can hear you. Alex soon joins the search, going to the opposite side. Supergirl patrols from the sky thoroughly. 

Alex slipped a comm into your ear before the three of you parted ways, but it’s not only after midnight that you hear Kara’s voice. 

“Guys, head back home. I have news.”

Her tone says too much. Says it all, actually. If she had found Sheldon safe and sound she would just be yelling and celebrating through the comms. You would probably already have him back in your arms right now and she would be going out to buy celebratory food, or whatever. 

You sit on the sidewalk, to be fair it’s more like your legs are weak and you can’t hold yourself up at that moment. It’s weird, but you always had a really strong connection with him so you know exactly what’s happening. Sheldon isn’t coming back to you, at least, not alive.

Tears stream down your face and they keep on coming no matter how hard you want to stop, get up, and go home to do basically the same thing, but in the comfort of your house.

“Oh, Y/N.” Alex is the first one to find you. She sits next to you pulling you closer, and kissing the top of your head. “Oh, honey, I’m so sorry.”

“He was my best friend.” You cry and cry. Words faltering and nothing makes sense in your mind anymore.

You feel so alone and empty. How can he just be gone just like that? You didn’t always have Sheldon in your life, but now that you did, you can’t fathom the thought of having to go on without him. 

“I’m so sorry.” She repeats on top of your head in a painful whisper. “He was a really good cat and we all loved him very much.”

“Yeah.” You try to clean your face, just so you can make space for the new tears that are coming.

Supergirl lands in front of you, with a shoebox in hand. “I’m sorry, baby. A car-”

She doesn’t finish. Doesn’t have to. It’s  kind of obvious and you can piece it together. She gives you his collar, and you clench to it crying harder. 

“Come on, baby.” Kara hands Alex the shoebox and picks you up from the sidewalk, knowing you cannot walk back home right now. You curl yourself on her, crying in her suit. She tries her best to calm you, but the truth is, there is nothing she can say. There’s nothing anyone can say to ease your heart right now. It’s a loss, and it’s a pain, only people who have deeply loved and lost their pets will understand. 

You wake up the next day, not knowing how you slept, but you’re still clenching to Sheldon’s collar. You hear a noise in the kitchen and realize your sisters are up until now in your apartment.

“Hey, Y/N.” Alex says looking at you from the other side of the counter. Your heart squeezes on your chest because you kind of can guess what is the next sentence. And you cannot, for the life of you, tell her how you’re feeling. “Coffee?”

You breathe out, relieved. “Thanks.”

“I took the liberty to call in sick for you at work today.” Kara comes closer with a coffee mug for you, and you agree with your head, feeling the coffee help warm you up. She kisses the crown of your head. “I was thinking we could hold a memorial for him later tonight? You know how much everyone loved him and would like to be here for you. But only if you’re ok with it.”

You swallow the lump on your throat and the tears that insist on coming when you realize that last night actually happened and you did just lose your cat. Oh God. 

“Sure.”

You make your way to the couch, and your sisters stare at each other, like they’re deciding what to do next.

“Get food into her.” Alex is clearly talking to Kara, and she comes closer with pancakes for you. “Hey, baby. I have to go to work, but Kara will stay here with you. I made you pancakes, please eat something ok?”

“Yeah.”

She kisses your forehead, delicately. “I love you. I’ll see you tonight.”

“I love you too.” 

Alex leaves you with Kara, and she insists on you eating everything and only leaves to go to work once she sees you actually did it. 

She called in sick for you, but it would be impossible for the two of them to do the same. But they still call you a few times during the day, and Supergirl drops by a couple of times as well, one in which she helps you pack all of Sheldon’s things, and hide them on the top shelf so you can’t be tempted to look at it all the time.

It’s night when they both show up at your door all dressed in black. Kara cleans your tears again, and they both pull you into a hug. 

“I found a nice place for him.” Kara assures you, hugging you sideways, so she is sure you’re going to make it to the place without crumbling down. 

You do make it to the place, to realize it is a pet cemetery. There’s even a tombstone for him. All of the Superfriends are there, and they all give speeches about Sheldon, but you can barely hear them.

Your eyes are trained on what’s written on his tombstone. Sheldon Danvers. Little ball of fur. You smile through the tears, feeling both of your sisters' arms around you.

You look up, paying attention to the end of Kara’s speech. “And don’t worry, fur ball, we’ll take good care of Y/N for you.”

You smile at her, thankful.

“Do you wanna say something, baby?” Alex asks, squeezing you tighter.

“Hey Shelbun, it’s kind of crazy realizing that I’ll not see you laying around the furniture anymore and that I don’t have to keep random boxes for you to play inside anymore. I think I’ll still keep them for a while, and they’ll sure feel empty just like my apartment and my heart without you. But I’ll be ok.” You look around your sisters and your friends, and nod to yourself. “I’ll be alright with time ‘cause I have these amazing people around me.” You smile, looking at his tombstone one more time. “I hope they have lots of yarn balls where you’re heading to. I’ll always love you, my little ball of fur. Thank you for everything.”

Your sisters hug you tightly. Soon, all of your friends come to give you some comfort, and sure, this will not bring your cat back, no matter how much you wish for it, but it helps a lot to know you’re not alone. 

Kara and Alex both kiss the top of your head sweetly, and you are sure you’ll never be alone having them by your side. 

#baby danvers #supergirl fanfiction #supergirl #kara danvers #kara x reader #alex danvers #alex x reader

[glygriffe]

They spoke as if they knew me

Characters - Jody Mills, Sam Winchester Word Count - 560 Warnings - Angst, some fluff A note - From a @spnfanficpond #TweetFicTues, but too long for Twitter...

Sam’s phone buzzed. When he looked at the screen, the caller ID read “Sherrif Mills”. She could be calling for a friendly chat or she could be calling for help. Not taking any chances, he answered right away. But before he could even say hello, Jody started to speak.

“I cannot stand those people.”

“Jody? What’s wrong?”

Sam could tell their friend was vibrating just by the tone of her voice. Fear or anger? Since she was speaking thru clenched teeth, he was leaning for the latter option, but you never know. Should he alert Dean and put her on speaker, just in case?

“They are so condescending! They act as if they know me, as if they know my story. ‘Oh! Poor Sheriff Mills who lost her son at such a young age. No wonder she’s not fit to parent a teenage girl. ’ As if I didn’t lose him twice. As if Alex was a normally socialized kid. She was raised by vampires, for god sake! Used as a living blood bag! It’s normal that she acts out a little. She’s sometimes a handful and it gives me less time to bake cupcakes with three-color icing, but I do a good job with her. I know I do! So she smokes pot under the bleachers sometimes. I don’t get too much on her case because you know what? everybody deals with trauma in their own way. Some turn to religion to find peace, or try to focus their anger with a kickboxing class. Others use alcohol or illicit substances to numb their grief or their shame. I may be at fault professionally by turning a blind eye to Alex’s misdemeanors, but if I arrested every teen I found with weed, I know a lot of ‘law-abiding citizens’ whose noses would not be as up in the air as they are now. And between my day job, cleaning the house, and the laundry, I happen to stake ancient roman goddesses or I behead vampires. I have a full plate. So I give her her break. I give US a break. What’s wrong with that?”

She took a deep breath. She obviously needed to vent on matters that only a hunter would get, but Sam barely had the time to mumble the beginning of a reassuring word before Jody continued:

“They spoke as if they knew me, but they don’t. How good I am at baking or cooking as nothing to do with the amount of love I can give a child, with or without a parenting partner. They spoke of stable environment and of two parents household, but my last date put a spell on me that had me coughing up blood in the restroom of a restaurant. So don’t judge me if I’m not actively looking to meet someone.”

She felt silent after that. Dean poked his head out of the kitchen, looking askance. Sam waved him away; no monster emergency here. Well… It depends what you consider a monstrosity. He wish he could be next to Jody to engulf her in a big warm hug, to give her some comfort. He said nothing for a while, making sure she was done venting. When her deep breaths ended in a sigh, he risked guessing the reason for her emotional overload: 

“So… Bad PTA meeting?”

Another sigh. “... Yeah.”

Taglist (don't be shy to ask to get added or removed) @wigglebox @thigholstercas @deanwanddamons @katelyn--renee @manawhaat @mrswhozeewhatsis @lengthofropes

#spn fanfic #gen fanfic #spn gen fic #jody mills

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

GOOD MORNING

I'm talking to you on WhatsApp right now but nevermind that.

I am going to give you a Percy Jackson themed question because we love it and I am excited for the show. Also, my Camp Half Blood shirt should be here within in like two days so I'm excited

I've been thinking far too much about Aled Last. He is all I care about and all I need and that is it. I need the US edition of Radio Silence as soon as possible, I swear

Anyway, going back to the actual Percy Jackson topic...

Which character are you most excited to see on screen?

It can be anyone, someone we've seen in the trailers or someone who comes in at a later time... Whatever you'd like

A gory eye for a gory eye, I'd absolutely love to see Alex Fierro on screen if ever possible but, alas, if it cannot be I think I'd have to say either Thalia, Hazel or Leo. I would say Nico, but I'm slightly afraid so see Nico on screen so we'll leave that reasoning for later.

Thalia because I love her and one of my favourite scenes is the one at the end of the Sea of Monsters where she wakes up via the fleece so

Hazel because she's Hazel. I just really want to see how they could bring her character to life especially just strong becomes and everything. That and I'm like 90% sure she's the youngest of the seven so that's also fun to see

Leo because HUMOUR

"Are we talking star signs? I'm a Leo."

"No, stupid, I'm a Leo. You're a Percy."

LIKE?? WHY?? BUT ALSO YES

(These quotes were, in no way, 100% accurate. They're from memory.)

ANYWAY HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND DO NOT DIE AND ALSO MAKE SURE RORY DOESN'T DIE BECAUSE I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HIM

SO YEAH

HAVE A PERFECT DAY

(Why am I so hyper I was exhausted twenty minutes ago)

(Oh god it was Aled Last.)

(Aled did this to me)

is it a good morning? Is it?

omg?? Yay??

eBay could possibly have a copy, idk though

I’d have to say Mr D bc the casting was amazing and yk. Or Percy bc Percy (not Percy Jackson but Rick riodan, Gemini Twain or Esther Harding would be really cool on screen)

all wonderful choices, I adore Leo sm

they’re so stupid

(I think that was right)

SWEET DREAMS AND ILL TRY

(nighttime delulu?)

(likely)

[allkinds-oftrash]

Took a nap but finally watched Episode 3 and I LOVED IT here's the commentary!

The Crown S5E3 Commentary

Non-Spoiler TLDR: This episode is centred on the Al-Fayeds particularly Mohammed and his son Dodi. It was an emotional rollercoaster but ultimately I loved it. It was pretty much watching Mohammed's brilliant character development but also half the time watching him be a fangirl of British society 🤡🤡 while loving an unexpected side character Sydney (minor spoiler but he is the best and deserved to be named) and Dodi. The last 15 minutes made me cry and laugh so much so prepare your tissues!

They're bringing back all the classics fur this season huh - first Claire now Alex as Edward and the lady who plays Wallis

Dodi's dad is a vibe His dad is RIGHT The British imperialists are the worst bud

Ooh that IS Dodi's mom lmao his uncle is a shit Awwe babey Dodi Holy shit?? The resemblance is uncanny!

Ohmygod Sylvie from Emily in Paris He revitalized the Ritz??

Not his dad being anti Black wtf Brooo you know what it's like to be discriminated against and yet???

It WAS Sydney Oh dear god they're meeting I hope he doesn't hatecrime him "British society is the finest in the world" Jfc Mohammed you dumbass it's not God the internalised racism is STRONG in this one

Not him firing Sydney and now enlisting his help in the same 24 hrs 🤡🤡 Okay but this British culture lessons is giving 90s makeover montage from teen movies back in the day

Ughhh the racism I am not vibing with it

Dodi and Sydney are very likeable and endearing though

Ohmygod Mohammed married that white lady from Finland - dude she's the same age as your kid!! This man's obsession with being British is not fun at all

Oooh Dodi wanted to make movies he's officially my fave

I was wondering why there were a bunch of white men running Living for this outdoor set Love the story very meta

WAIT DODI PRODUCED CHARIOTS OF FIRE Ohmygod I have 3 degrees separation from Princess Diana shdjshsk cos David Puttum always visited our film school for lectures (the film school was named after him so he was always invited to come down and give us guest lectures)  This is so cool but funny af cos all his lectures made me hate this film hekdjdk Awww they got a shoutout by David Puttnam

Lmaooo they were describing what went wrong with Wallis trying to invoke sympathy for her suffering but I'm like Good she was a Nazi Sympathizer sbsnsns

Sydney nooo are you okay??

THIS MAN REALLY BOUGHT THE FRENCH ESTATE SHDKSJS He is DOING THE MOST TO GET NOTICED BY THE BRF I CANNOT Like even I never tried this hard and I wanted to marry Harry as a kid shdksj

Okay but Sydney and Mohammed's development friendship means so much to me but Mohammed is still on thin ice cos he's a billionaire and is constantly trying to be British royalty I can't

Lmaooo Philly's Don't you dare Not Philly glossing over the Nazi Sympathizer confirmation 🤡🤡

Mans is SO disappointed over Lizzie not coming to the estate ssksmsq LMAO HE'S FINE He's like a fangirl I can't stop laughing please

SYDNEY NOOOO MOHAMMED TAKING CARE OF HIMM 😭😭 I'm OBSESSED with this full circle moment this is EXACTLY the kindness Sydney deserved at the end WELL I'M CRYING

Damnn Mohammed finally made it to the front row Jesus Lizzie just go sit with the man he doesn't a disease just cos he's brown AHHH DIANA awww she's hilarious and definitely growing on me as a believable Diana from Emma's version

Ohmygod their banter is on point She fits in so well with him already 🥺🥺 I can't wait to see her love story with Dodi!!

#The Crown #The Crown Season 5 #The Crown Spoilers

[breitzbachbea]

God I love enemies and I love hatred Blease Blease tell me about the hatred I’m beghing on me knees

Oh, where to START. Charlie and Robert have their own playlist, which I should remake on youtube so that I can share it. Big fan of "Hated You from Hello" by Downplay and "You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies being both sided, "Know It All" by Fivefold is so, so good for when Robert gets his revenge for Sicily in a later story and in turn "Thank You for Hating Me" by Citizen Soldier is a great Charlie song once he has had enough. Those aren't all songs on the playlist, just a little overview.

So yeah, these two and just how deep and visceral the hatred of each other runs is very important to me. Started with the homophobia, but even when Robert gets better, Charlie just ... still thinks he is the most annoying person on the planet. And Charlie in turn is never going to let Robert forget what he did to him, because if he has to live with the trauma, so has Robert.

However, the English are very good at making enemies and Robert in particular manages to be unpopular. Literally nothing funnier in the world than a good old Tarielle/Railey love triangle where Tahir is incidental. This isn't about him, this is about Robert and Arielle not wanting to share air to breathe. Read my latest drabble and see it in action. Or this Lego thing I wrote - Hugo isn't very in character, but the Robert and Arielle bitching is just. on point.

OH MY GOD, SPEAKING OF HUGO. LEMME JUST. I think those drawings by @c0ffinated speak for themselves. Very sad I cannot share the nsfw ones that make the point in the best way.

(First one is Hugo eating Alois' protein snacks in the middle of the night after a one-night stand. One night stand number 238493. And the fourth one is the Live German Reaction to the third one, because that's Katta and Selim. Katta says "This is such a shitfest here, I love it" and Selim "Got something of Asi-Tv" (<- slang for German reality TV. Think TLC kind of stuff). )

Alois is being an asshole about Hugo's weight, Hugo is being an asshole about Alois' lost legs, it's a good look on neither of them, somehow they still end up fucking all the time. I don't get it. Neither does Massoud, the poor soul in the second picture trying to help with Alois' leg. Leo thinks this shit is hilarious, like the Germans, Nathan (aph switzerland) doesn't have much of an opinion, Hugo tries to behave in front of Lilli, but oh my god, these two are driving Roderich nuts. He can handle Hugo on his own, but as soon as Alois is also in the picture .... it goes against all of his sensibilites. PLEASE read this Hugois One Shot, I am so proud of this one, it encapsulates all that is wrong with them so well. Also, if God wants it, I will actually get to write another one shot where Hugo is REALLY nasty. Has a breakfast brawl at the end. It's gonna be so good once it's done.

Okay, but to circle back to Robert, another petty feud he has with @swabianmapley's OC Siggy, who is one of the Icelanders. It's not really as intense, because it's for ... incredibly dumb and petty reasons and the Icelanders aren't high on the English priority list, but it deserves a mention. As do another two of Jani's OCs, the former right hand of Emil's dad, Rúnar, who did a runner when the old man wandered off into the ice, never to be seen again. But before that even he dated one of the Icelandic subordinates, Þóra, and they had an incredibly poor breakup. Hates his guts even before he left them all hanging and god knows, Leifur's other right hand Alex now has more than a few good reasons to throw him into a volcano if he ever showed up again, but Þóra would strangle the motherfucker on the spot if he showed his face in Iceland again. Also, while we are at the Icelanders - Leifur, Emil's dad, and Ansgar, Lukas' dad, never really got along. Business partners, yes, but also business enemies, never really being cool with one another. And then the sister of Leifur's wife moved to Oslo and his wife asked Leifur if he couldn't help her find work. So he asked Ansgar for a favour and whoops, they got married and now they are brothers in law. Whoops.

Okay, last Robert one, but since the Spaniards and the English also have bad blood (and Arthur is SO smug about it while Antonio is so passionate about kicking his face in), Robert and Diego don't get along. Robert usually is more eager about the fights because he's an adhd hothead like that, but only because Diego is a soldier doesn't mean he want to punch out his teeth any less. "Friends" by Sixlights is a great song - the chorus for them in general and the verses for the fucked up AU version where they dated and had a bad breakup.

On the bigger playing field, where there also little animosities nestled into the bigger ones like matryoshka dolls - The Empires of course don't get along. The English have beef with the Russians and Spaniards, the Spaniards are pissed with the Turks and vice versa, while the Turks also can't stand the Russians. Also - the Austrians and the Turks. Not sure where I stand on the Austrians and the Russians yet. But yeah, love the idea that Charlie and Harry have a conversation on a big event whether or not "their Kurdish friend" (Dilan) just doesn't like blondes, because she's bitching with Salomé (who, much like Francesco however, thinks personal grudges are uninteresting and also is the horniest lesbian on the planet who wishes Dilan wasn't straight), Alois, Robert and Viktoriya. Their convo also includes "Okay, but she gets along with the Dutch lass." "She's no natural blonde though." "Neither is Salomé." "... point taken."

Oh yeah, while we are at the Dutch: It's not an ACTIVE beef, they aren't really out here hating each other on a deep personal level, but both Nathan and Gavin resent the other AND that rotten Dutchman for all the money they are sitting on. Nathan and Gavin do a lot of banking and related illegal stuff, so they are direct competition. Tim doesn't care about either of their bs, he'd do business with them if the price was right. But, quote from an RP I had with Jani, by Tim about Gavin: "Some people like holding grudges more than they like making money."

Who else is there ... I mean, I absolutely love a good ScotFruk tug of war. Gavin and Arthur inheriting the nemesis relationships from their fathers, each of them want power and influence on the isles and then Arthur happens to on-off date Gavin's ex-boyfriend. And the Scot just can't help, even if he is not actively in love with someone anymore, he will always love all his sweethearts. Besides, the French are friends! François is a friend! And he deserves better than this cruel and petty Englishman! Meanwhile, Arthur is a jealous little bitch who can't properly express his love for Fran, but also can't stand the thought that the Scot puts his finger not only on his sphere on influence but the one man he loves. Bitchfest supreme.

Speaking of that, I have a note in my notebook for the next chapter of IP I will edit that says "Can anyone ask more about Lovi so that Michele can call him bitch boy unlimited". The fact that Michele hates Francesco, too, out of a mix of jealousy over not being the biggest siren in the room if Franci is there and because he doesn't buy his friendly shtick, plus he's afraid that Francesco could see behind his mask. But we are here for Lovi and Michele, which is a very ironic hate. In the hetaverse at least they are united in their mutual dislike for Feli and all the other Northerners. but in LFLS, Feli falls a bit to the wayside (though Michele has not much respect or love for him either) and it's all about these two. I think, aside from the fact that they also inherited a generational enmity, Lovino feels entitled to the land Michele is sitting on and Michele is fiercely protective of his independence ... aside from all that, they are too close for comfort. They see in each other who they could be, maybe all they should be but aren't, maybe all the sides of themselves they like the least.

... Yeah! I think that's a good start! :)

#beareplies #ashley #storie nostre #oh my god ... imma tag all them bitches tomorrow #anyways I listened to a few songs that I not named. I like Wolves by Sam Tinnesz for the Empire teams and them clashing #and I ADORE Your Obedient Servant from Hamilton for a Harry & Gavin (Hamilton) vs Arthur (Burr) situation #also I haven't figured by timelines out properly yet but I am also kinda a bit in love with Fran cheating on Gavin with Arthur #(perhaps at the same Gave is cheating on him with Tristan though soooo ... whelp) #OH MY GOD AND I DIDNT EVEN MENTION LUKAS AND FREJA. sad. well there's other posts

[wolfiemcwolferson]

Hi, first of all, I am 110% obsessed with your blue neighbourhood collection. Like it is the best AU i have ever read and i just want to say a big fat thank you for being so amazing and consistant and creative.

Second, I was reading the new Carlando chapter today (which for a girl who NEVER reads this ship, I am LOVING) and I cannot help but wonder how Maxiel (my otp) react to certain situations. I was thinking about the kiss at the end, and how Max/Daniels conversation with eachother goes, which one is the most mad? Which one calms the other down? Has either of them experienced something similar?

Maybe I shouldn't read so much into this but I'm having a shit time recently and your verse has been keeping me going. THANK YOU<3

Hi, I love that you're here! This AU has been a bright spot in my life recently and I'm glad that other people are feeling that as well!

Here's a little post club kiss ficlet for you:

(discussion of nonconsensual kissing past and present)

"We shouldn't have taken him out," Daniel mumbles into Max's skin. "We should have just done...dinner and then, I don't know. Made him a cake and played Call of Duty."

Max shifts them around so he can cup Daniel's cheek with his hand. Daniel has been so upset since they managed to get Lando into bed upstairs, attempting to drag some cushions upstairs to sleep on the floor beside the bed. "What is wrong, schatz?"

Daniel pushes further into Max's arms. "I just...I know how it feels, you know? To - to miss someone and feel like it's all out of control and to - to maybe try something you're not ready for."

Oh, Max thinks. Oh, no.

"Danny -"

"It was just some kissing, and I think he definitely thought it was going in a different direction and it just...feels too familiar. I want him to be ok. He would kill me, but I feel like...protective of him."

Max is so soft for him and he kisses the place in between his eyebrows that crinkles up and holds him tighter. He can't undo what happened to Lando and he can't fix things between Lando and Carlos and he can't change the thing that happened to Danny, but he can love Daniel in every single minute and he can -

"Do you think they'll find their way back together?" Daniel asks, voice small and feathery.

Max thinks about the way that Carlos had beamed at Lando from across the dinner table when Carlos' mother had laughed at one of Lando's jokes and the way that Lando could retreat from them all, but never Carlos.

He thinks about how much growth he's seen in Lando since he came home from London, how he saw the same change in Charles in the Spring. He thinks about Danny in his arms - Badge laying on his feet.

If Charles and Pierre can get it right...

If George and Alex can make it work...

If Daniel and Max found each other again...

"Yeah, schatz." Max runs his fingers through the hair at Daniel's neckline. "I think they will."

Daniel makes a little humming noise that he makes when it's been too long since Max has spoken and he's started to drop off into sleep. Max is awake for a long time that night. Thinking about strange men kissing Daniel when he was so hurt. Thanking some god somewhere that it wasn't worse for him - that they were with Lando tonight.

He thinks about something Carlos said to him once - back when Max and Daniel were play-acting at friendship. He hadn't thought too much about it then, but he does now. A great privilege it is to love your best friend.

He hopes Carlos still feels the same, but somehow...maybe it's because he hears the sadness in Carlos' voice when he calls - how it reminds Max of the hurt in Charles' voice when he was punishing himself by keeping away from Pierre. Maybe it's the way Carlos continues to ask about Lando...

He knows he still feels the same. A great privilege it is to love your best friend.

#the blue neighbourhood #tiredtiredsharl #ao3 fanfic #f1 rpf #carlando #ask fics #maxiel

[emo-gremlin]

Me, @ravenpoefan, my bff (you know who you are), and my F/os as memes (feat my bffs f/os)

🥰

Bailey: stop dating attractive women

Thunderhoof: Alright, bet. Where all the fine men at?

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Bailey: stop dating women

Me: no. *dabs*

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Bailey: Stop dating women

Ravenpoe: yes I 100% agree, leave us alone, thank you

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Steeljaw: *picks up a visor masquerading as sunglasses* how much is this?

Me: 9.99

Steeljaw: *puts it on* you think I can get some bitches with these

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Me: you radiate the same energy as a 100 gecs song and I don't know if that's a good or bad thing

My bff: I like to think its both

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Me: I just realized something

Jack: what

Me: every single odd number has an e in it

Jeff: oh dear god what have you done

Me: Listen-

Strade: not all of them. 30 and 50 aren't spelled with the letter e in it

Jeff: oh father god

Strade: if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. 30 and 50 are odd.

Jack: *questions life choices*

Strade: *scoffs* 15+15=30 and 25+25=30

Atlas: 25+25=30? You sure about that?

Jeff: lord have mercy

Me: ok bye

Peter: 3 days into 2020 shaking my fucking head

My bff: *probably dying from laughing so hard*

Ren: one, three, five, nine. And since everything else after is a variable of these numbers, then all odds have the letter e

Jack: you forgot seven

Jeff: it just keeps getting worse

Ravenpoe: WHA- WHAT IS GOING ON *laughs* I can't even-

Thunderhoof: you whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and it's pretty fucking even

Ren: why would 8 be brought up if its EVEN in a conversation about ODDS?! Emo said 'every single odd number has an E in it' not 'every single number with e is odd' WHAT THE FUCK

Me: 3 days until 2021 and we're still here

My bff: happy new year's eve

Steeljaw: I'm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2022 so future generations can see what a mistake this entire madhouse was

John: uh, guys. 2 is odd and doesn't have an e, just saying

Thunderhoof: did you just deadass try to tell me 2 is odd? I'm fucking crying throw this whole household away

Bff: Dying from the last one

Viren: the one thing I notice is no matter how much you want to throw this whole household away you just...can't

Ravenpoe: TWO IS ODD?! PFFT IM SCREAMING

Gabriel: wait what about zero that's an odd number no?

Jack: *intense regret*

Strade: ok but hear me out, 30 and 50 make up for the fact they have no e by the way they're pronounced third e fifth e

Booker: WHY DO 30 AND 50 FUCKING MATTER THEY'RE FUCKING EVEN

Alan: what the actual fuck is happening

Robin: one is an even number

Me: I'm gonna smack you

Steeljaw: -30 and -50 have an e in them

John: zero isn't a number

Guzma: it can't be divided by 2 though can it?

Ren: it can??? 0/2=0???

Both Jack and Jeff: *in sheer awe of all the stupidity*

Me: OD NUMBERS 1, 3, 5, 7, 9

Gabriel: OD NUMBERS huh?

Elijah: anything that ends in 0 2 4 6 8 is even and the rest is odd 1 3 7 9 stop freaking out yall

Atlas: YOU FORGOT 5

Dimitri: WHAT ABOUT 4

Elijah: what about it

Dimitri: that doesn't have an e in it

Elijah: THATS BECAUSE ITS EVEN

Me: are you guys ok

Bff: IM FUCKING SOBBING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

Alan: I'm honestly so confused right now

Ravenpoe: what is going on

Jeff: this is the height of our stupidity, it has to be, or future generations cannot exist

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Ren: you need to stop thinking that you're ugly.

Ren: you are but stop thinking about it

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Strade: 2 tickets please

Bff: what movie?

*camera pans to Strade dressed up as a whole ass minion*

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Alex: I'm so alpha, that I drink BULL'S MILK for breakfast. Keep crying betas.

Lawrence: Shiiiit, look out betas, we got ourselves a badass over here. This motherfucker swallows 🌟 Bull Semen 🌟 *cackles*

🥰

Vegeta: don't expect me to chase you, I'm dominate.

Slappy: *looks at a picture of him* is this him? Now who the hell is this salt and shaker sized man dominating? I don't understand why it's always the men who can't reach the top shelf who try to be all macho macho. Imagine, now you're being dominated by someone who needs a step to climb into bed. And you know I really thought maybe I shouldn't throw insults at this shoebox sized man, maybe I should try to rationalize some of the problematic things he was saying. But then I realized, he literally can't reach that level.

Strade: *walks in the middle of shot* Leprechaun sized ass

Slappy: now imagine being dominated by a man whose feet dangle when he sits in a chair. Why is it always people who cannot reach the overhead compartment in an airplane that have trouble with self worth?

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Me: sorry first time being kidnapped, kinda nervous

Me: so like, why did you pick me? Do you think I'm cute?

Strade: I'm gonna kill you

Me: ok daddy vibes, we love abad boy king and I wanna die ;P

Strade: there's something wrong with your generation

Robin: freeze! Police! You're safe now ma'am

Me: ok we police it's not that deep, chill and did you assume my gender? Because that's offensive

Robin: but I'm here to-

Me: THAT'S OFFENSIVE

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Bff: show me one tiny small object that you pointlessly have

Bailey: ...

Atlas: *cackles* Small dick mother-

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Jak: Are chicken tenders vegan?

Jack: No, Jak, chicken tenders are not vegan

Jak: *goes to speak again*

Jack: chicken wings aren't vegan either

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Jak: *filming a great forest view*

*Lawrence appears in frame*

Jak: hi

Lawrence: ok

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Bo: I love you bitch *strums guitar*

Me and my bff: oh my god

Bo: *strums guitar* I ain't never stop loving you....bitch

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Strade and Jak: yo Gabriel!

Gabriel: *quickly dabs*

Strade and Jak: OOOOOOOOOOO

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Slappy: *screams*

Jack: STOP! I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

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Whitney: you got something to say clown?

Jack: your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community

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My bff: just think about it, Emo. All the control, all the power, all the FREE CHICKEN

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Jeff: how come every time I take you to the mall it burns to the ground?

Spamton: I blame the economy

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Kylar: I'll be anything you want me to be!

My bff: *whacking him with a huge stick* I WANT YOU TO BE DEAD

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Elijah: why do the good die young?

Strade: mostly because I get impatient

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Jack: I love helping kids, Jeff! I love kids. I LOVE KIDS!

Jeff: Jack, uh I really would not be screaming that at the top of your lungs

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*trying to give Lawrence a makeover*

Lawrence: how do I look, guys?

Ren: o.0

Peter: you look like you just told your friends not to come to school tomorrow man

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Jack: more espresso, less depresso

Robin: *downs 3 iced coffees* I'm still depressed but now I'm fast.

#self ship community #self ship positivity #self ship meme #self ship #self shipper #self insert x canon

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Mew: hey MEMORY, do you know Candice-

MEMORY, beast form: YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF, GRAAAAAAAAHHH-

(source: spine-apples, Youtube)

✨Random Quotes From The Fam✨

Let's-a go!

(@martysgachaworld i thank you)

[the fam's at an amusement park, currently on a rollercoaster that's dark]

Mewtwo: ...

Mewtwo: ...

Mewtwo: ...

Mewtwo: ...

Mewtwo: ...

Mewtwo: I CAN'T FUCKING SEE ANYTHIIIIIIIING!!!

The entire fam: wHEEZE-

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[mewtwo is singing a song to Celeste, she joins in... And apperently MEMORY is filming them]

Mewtwo: ARE YOU FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW?!

MEMORY: lol.

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[IN THE FUTURE...]

Mary, the moment mewtwo's BIOLOGICAL CHILD enters the fray: congratulations! It's a harbinger.

(context: mewtwo and Celeste are both very dangerous if you make them mad, don't try shit with them or you're not seeing your loved ones for a while)

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Mewtwo, gun in hand: tell me the name of god you monochrome piece of shit.

MEMORY: can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Mewtwo, cocking the gun, tears streaming down his face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU.

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(reference)

Lakota: hey, hey look at me.

Mewtwo: ?

Lakota: bitch.

(context: this is based off a comic @mewtwoandme made where mewtwo is nicknamed VIRGIN MARY-)

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Mewtwo, standing on the fridge like a cat: hey Adam, guess what! *BITCH SLAP* fuck you!

Mewtwo, falling off the fridge: oop- WOAHH-

(source: Youtube, KLR productions i think was the name)

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Adam: *practicing the piano, playing a very old familiar tune...*

Mewtwo: SAIL!! *RIP PIANO AND ADAM DEAD BY SMACC LMAO*

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Mewtwo, at MEMORY: fuck you, you basic dick-sucking epileptic penguin.

(@esmam1ss2n9shu773r )

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Alex, who doesn't know Team Fortress 2: Spy tryin' to say shi in italian be like.

Mewtwo: that is french you unsalted slab of margarine.

Mary: that's french...

Adam: Spy is french.

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[the couple is playing PHASMOPHOBIA]

Mewtwo: Daniel Johnson...

Celeste: ohh my god...

Mewtwo: why- all the lights are off now.

Mewtwo: ... And they don't turn on- OHH MY GOD I SEE IT.

Mewtwo: OOOOOHHHH- RUN, RUN, RUN.

Mewtwo: OOOOHHH FOR FUCK- HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!

Mewtwo: OHMYGOD did you see it!?

Celeste: noo i just ran!

Mewtwo: OHMYGOD lucky you! Let's get the fuck outta here!

Celeste: i just ran! I just ran.

Mewtwo: ohmygod- *sniff* ah fuck-

Celeste: i just ran!

Mewtwo: i summoned it! Because i called it's name! Ah fuck!

Mewtwo: *can't speak* let's leave! Let's pack and leave!

[LATER ON...]

Mewtwo: oh my- gooooood.

Celeste: aah fuck babe-

Mewtwo: *scarred for life probably*

(source: "I Cried, She Cried, We Died" - Nano, Youtube)

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[Adam is playing Squad with some friends, they're in a car]

Dude 1: he got on his motorbike (blabla)

Dude 2: truck in front.

*... What is that-*

Dude 1: RPG right.

Adam: is that a-

Yep...

That's a drone with several IEDs attached to it.

Pretty crafty.

Honestly.

I ain't even mad.

Adam: -drone?

*BOOM-*

...

Adam, eating the mic lol: there was an IED on that drone.

Adam: what. the flying fu-

(source: this)

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[mewtwo is playing Resident Evil 8, got to the ending]

*Ethan pulls out the trigger thingy for the bomb*

Mewtwo: yipee kayay motherfucker.

*Ethan presses the trigger*

(source: also Nano, Youtube, "Going Out With A Bang - Resident Evil Village part 6")

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[again, Resident Evil 8, got to the terrifying baby monstrosity bit]

Baby monstrosity: *giggling* daadaaaa!

Mewtwo, terrified to death: no dada, dada is crying under the bed right now, come back later...

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[@martysgachaworld x @the-project-and-the-ghost AU, THE PART WHERE THEY DID IT]

Mewtwo: plays keyboard.

Mewtwo: LET'S GO-

*M U S I C*

#pokemon #mewtwo #memory #adam #aliza #celeste #mary #alex #mew #mewtwoandme #martysgachaworld #incorrect quotes #you can tell i rushed this one lmao