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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-(#also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business!#oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

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altgoth-aesthetic · 1 month

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"Woke up this morning,

I feel so fucking important

I looked in the mirror, I'm different

I finally made the decision" 🖤💅🏻

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year

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Fernando and Fisi pictures that I like and enjoy a normal amount (pt. 1: 2005)

#please please please lmk in the tags which are your favs and why #ill go first: the one where theyre holding up the engine in a very babygirl way and the one where theyre being picked up #but also all the post aus gp ones(the ones where they're holding hands above their heads)#ALSO THE ONES OF THEM IN STRIPED SUITS IT IS SERVING CORRUPT MAFIA MEN #actually i need to stop before i list every pic...like the point of the post is that i love all these pics....#anyways i think theyre v endearing to me as a duo bcs theyre relatively the same height and those cute renault suits make them look shorter #so theyre like twins or smth to me LOL #(btw i was so surprised to learn that fisi is almost a decade older than nando! they rly dont look that much different in age)#also this is not an insult btw but fisi is endearing to me bcs his smile always looks like hes looking directly into the sun LOLOL #i think at some point i should rly make a fisi comp post bcs i ended up saving a lot of pics of him bcs he is my unexpected blorbo #these are all def 2005 but if not feel free to come admonish me for mixing up djkskd #ill make a 2006 pt 2(bcs ive yet to delve into those archives just yet)#i could probably make a 2005 pt2 honestly bcs i have like uhhhhh...2-3x the amnt of pics here of them!#so yeah lmk if you would like those too :) the grind never stops in terms of deep diving pics #this post kinda makes me wish i made photo highlight posts along w my post-race gifs #also if you want to enquire as to what race/event a specific pic is feel free to drop an ask or dm #fernando alonso #giancarlo fisichella #renault #2005 formula 1 #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #renault nando #fa14 #fisico #fisi #we do a little bit of f1

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darushi-chan · 1 year

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Helouu, Im back with more content for my HOTD reptiles AU uwu. I’m kind of losing my marbles here, normally I use corel painter to do my stuff, but for some reason the program has been giving me the middle finger really hard, recently I had to replace my graphic tablets pen and I havent used the program in some time, so I don’t even know why now it doesn’t wanna work anymore ;w;, it frezees and crashes and to be able to work I need to save my work like every brush stroke I do, and its just crap. Every time the damn thing died it made a back up and by the time I had like 10 I just couldn’t... so I had to completely change my approach, another program another brush, but I still liked it a lot, just took me a couple days to decide and find something else I was comfortable enough to work with, I’ve been using the same brush for years and I’m really attached to the damn thing, and Corel support its gonna take some time to solve my problem, so I think I’ll just do the whole series of drawings in this new style, tough I really like and miss how my brush usually blends things and argggg, well, I hope you all don’t mind the huge learning curve you will totally get to see while I get used to the new brush and everything, for now I’ll give you an unfinished grandma Vhagar that I was really happy with, but just couldn’t finish for the love of god, and the Jacegon drawing 😄, with little Vermax the jackson chameleon and Sunfire the sulcata tortoise 💕. I think I’m gonna redo the Lucemond first drawing with this stile too, that way it will be coherent and I’ll be able to finish it more to my taste. In case someone needs context here is my first post: https://www.tumblr.com/darushi-chan/709399100359163904/hotd-modern-au-where-everyones-dragons-are-some?source=share

More details for the AU: -Jace and Aegon ran away to Italy and started their own wine company called “The usurper” 😂. -Of course they totally did not buy a vineyard state on a coozy hill with their trust fund, nope. -Oh yes, Sunfire the golden, the official grape tester for the wine, yes...Vermax its there for moral support and to eat any bugs that dare to interrupt them or show in the grapes. -And obviously Aegon had to join to, gotta make sure that wine its just the best of the best for their new company. -Jace may not approve now but he’ll see the light for sure. -Alicent and Rhaenyra are totally giving them money “as investors” so they dont starve while they start the company, like the complete privileged kids they are 😂.

#hotd au #lucemond #vhagar the komodo dragon #jacegon #the way sunfire and vermax turned out makes me so happyyy #they look so cute #they were the reason i got confortable enough to keep going with this new approach #it looks like those really cute childrens books #and i love it #damn its almost 3 am #i need to go to sleep again lol

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sysig · 4 months

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I somehow forgot how fun Spider Bites is to draw ♥ (Patreon)

#Doodles #Just Desserts #Villainsona #Spider Bites #She is so fun to draw!! She is so cute!! I love her!!#How did I get her design So Right immediately uhghhgh save some for later past me lol - like for the TVAU! Come on! Lol #Honestly tho I just jkdflsafd I know she's designed exactly to my own tastes by design but her design balance! I love her!#Okay enough gushing for now lol (Never! Her stripes and glasses and four eyes and arms <3 <3)#There are actually Some things that I feel could use improvement lol - her legs being a standout #I wasn't very careful with her joints in some of my early doodles of her - I can't tell if she has two or three joints in her legs #Knee and ankle definitely but it almost looks like there's another joint in some of her early doodles! It's a bit hard to parse #She's very cute no matter what I think the extra joint Can look cool I'm just not sure what to do with it :0 #I like her anatomy to be a bit unique but how bend what bend?? I've never tried making a skeletal deconstruction of her design haha #Might be fun :) Weird skull - elbows - legs hehe #I still haven't drawn what her second set of eyes would look like it's a mystery to me as well #Silly stretchy in the middle there lol - stretching is a sign of affection! Haha #And a couple of the Queens since they appeared in one of her previous sets but have Actually been designed now!#Queen Charlotte has had the most noticeable design whatevers - additions and changes lol #She wears her hair in a bun in the EPAU :) It's harder to change her wife's look what with her having short hair to start haha #They're both a bit less smiley tho ouò It's a little more serious ♪#Ending off and another design element that I'm not fully satisfied with around Spider Bites - her wings :P #I do like the idea of them being less stable than either individual Charm but completely disconnected from her body? Hmmm #Dunno dunno. Wanna give it a bit more thought and take another crack at it #She looks pleased tho hehe ♥ Very powerful! Very strong and capable! Self-confident! Love her ♪

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care666bear · 1 month

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#me 💒#ok wait this other page I found is cute too #def gave up on the doodling but almost a vision lol #also idk what I was making a list for in march but clearly another time I got easily distracted #speaking of lists I still have one of those I need to make #procrastination is my bff 🫶🏼#I’ve been flipping pages & smoking bowls 4 too long now #“sorry ur ears r funny looking mr bunny” yea dude u fucked them right up u best apologize

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darlingfella · 1 year

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It’s real thembo hours 💗💜

(He/They)

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yo9urt · 2 months

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video games....

#mine #i love my steam deck sooooooooo much im so happy i can actually play games again like a big proper library of them #and everything #everything on steam AND emulators is available to me. do you know how many games that is!#i started a new beegee3 playthrough on the HARDEST DIFFICULTY (!) today. which is also a single-save difficulty #and im in one of the most difficult parts of the game right now (level 4) and kind of nervous lol #but at the same time im really proud of myself for learning the game to the point i feel comfortable challenging myself in it #and im happy i get to at all :D i love you video games #and sooner or later ill come back to stardew valley cause there was that big update and i have some games on my wishlist too #and its not verified yet but i might play that pomeranian making the house dirty game cause it looked cute #oh and yakuza also because my friend got two of the yakuzas for me #YAYYYYY GAMES #also kind of sad though because tomorrow i pack and sunday i go back for babys last quarter of college #and im worried about how busy its going to be with classes and job apps and then of course actually graduating #and moving out and haivng a job and stuff #when all i want is to enjoy being able to play video games again.... sig #sigh*#WHATEVER...future mes problem #oh i almost forgot...one of the best parts of the deck imo is the versatility because with games like beegee3 #you can play it in controller mode which has its pros and cons but you can also swap to computer mode #which also has its pros and cons so like. i can adjust as needed #when im just exploring or trying to loot an area etc i go controller #but when im in combat i go computer because the hotbar is REALLY helpful for decision making #its really nice to have the option to choose since no console players have that it seems #and the only pc players who can do that are the ones who have and are willing to connect controllers #and most of them dont seem to be into that #but im really glad to be able to do both #ok done yapping now

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ratstuckinamarble · 3 months

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im gonna inflict you with the knowledge that, while doodling that diving griffin pic, i had Atemlos durch die Nacht (live in Munchen 2022) on repeat >:)

AND, the whole time the image in my head was something like this:

sorry Rat ^w^;

The gall! >:0

Well... Perhaps this Rat gave the version you mentioned a listen. And perhaps, it was not as bad as I remembered.

Maybe, just maybe, I was kinda grooving to that... But only in small amounts! I gotta keep this a very rare occasion as to not hate the song again XD

#aaaah I love that concert scene you made kjdhfkujsh #a small rat is easy to carry along huh XD #that's so freaking adorable #just SWOOP- like a plushy XD #well the rat was convinced after all; even if it took a struggle #I adore how you drew the hind paws #and the big tail! gosh looking at that again I should make the tail more chonky in the future too cause I love the look #and your wolf looks so happy; oh they're beautiful #absolutely love how you drew the claws #plus the background; I can just imagine us there XD #only /you'd/ manage to drag me to a Helene Fischer concert lol #cause if listening to that can bring forth something as gorgeous as that griffin; it is perhaps worth giving a second chance #but that front view of your wolf is so damn cute #I did not expect to be graced with more of your art and after a long day it is a DELIGHT #ya know I almost went to a concert this monday #if I hadn't been so busy I would have gone #but alas; such a thing would have been too draining; even if it would have been fun #maybe another time #until then #I think imagining our rat- and wolfsonas there is even better XD #rätposting #ask by:#a-dauntless-daffodil #art by dauntless #rät's art shenanigans #I missed drawing your wolf

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dappy-dappernette · 1 month

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Aaaugh ngl sometimes it's hard to find artists to follow because 90% of them draw your NOTP, especially when your current fave is a half of that NOTP, and most of the people drawing him are fans of said ship.

Obviously no shame to them, ship what you want as long as children aren't involved with adults but like- Still.

#hetalia #dappy's twaddles #I found someone who draws Germany SO WELL #And I like how they draw him but also 90% of their Germany art is g-rita art and like #I mean... By no means is it a 'horrible and horrendous ship that no one should ever like' despite my own jokes about it #s t i l l #Which is a shame cause it can be a very cute ship #and i see the appeal of it obviously cause almost the entire fandom ships it #but idk when you and your friends get harassed and dogpiled on for making germany even LOOK at someone other than Ita w/ the faintest blush #you kinda start really disliking the ship #I've tried to enjoy it again but like- Idk after all the shit g-rita fans have pulled on me before it's hard not to have such a strong #aversion to it #and i mean i TECHNICALLY still ship it- I like Nyo x Nyo/Heta x Nyo/2p x 2p/1p x 1p #But like- Idk I feel like I'll ship ALMOST any version of Gerita as long as it's not Feli and Ludwig lol #but yeah sucks that my least favourite pairing that causes me to physically feel uncomfortable is one of the most IF NOT the most popular #ship in this hell fandom. which like- I know I have to accept #But still- I'm allowed to have feelings and opinions.

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fragmentedblade · 9 months

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"The person responded that it is true that Xianzhou people like large and strong pets, but there are also those who love petite and delicate ones. Now that he saw the sparkle in my eyes, he expected that I must be the latter"

#This man is one of those big guys with a kitten or a chihuahua‚ isn't he?#He is actually adorable and it makes the pictures of him softly handling birds while he looks at them with extreme tenderness gain layers #I love that he had read about the grimalkin in old texts‚ so appropriate. And that he was suspicious of the scam‚ so fitting #I found very cute that he made a comment about it not being an invasive species #But I adore that he couldn't turn down the offer 'after petting those tender little paws'. Truly this man is adorable haha #He called it 'Mimi' because he expected it to be cute and tiny and he got himself a lion this man is absurd and adorable I can't xD #And I love how he is not fazed by much including public opinion. How he says to Fu Xuan that about him facing the consequences as a joke #but perhaps with some truth and how he says here 'Qingzu was worried that could be bad for me‚ but I didn't think too much of it #and told her not to worry. In my opinion‚ «The Glutton General» sounds more impressive than «The Dozing General»'#Oh I love him so hahaha #However everything is cancelled. Not Jing Yuan‚ Blade‚ Fu Xuan‚ Sampo or Jingliu. My favourite character is Qingzu. We stan a funny liar #The reference to Doraemon got me lol #I can't stop thinking about Jing Yuan holding Yanqing with such tenderness in the context of these lines #And the birds. And the Yanqing—birds... parallelism? which I love. What a soft lovely man he is haha #Truly they did his character a disservice with the imposing general voice in the English dub #It's almost worth playing in Chinese for that alone #Jing Yuan #I talk too much #I can't believe he got scammed into buying a lion because he thought he was buying something small #He truly is one of those extremely stupid highly intelligent people‚ eh?#I couldn't love him more haha I find him so funny and endearing #He seems to have stopped because the cat was small and cute and he thought no one was going to buy it at first too?#He is really adorable and I can't stop thinking about Yanqing in this context

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tampatom12 · 3 months

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Tom Brady out golfing while promoting his new Brady Brand x No Bull crossover clothing line // via Instagram Stories // Sunday, February 18th, 2024

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moongothic · 4 months

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I was doing some online window shopping on Crimbus Eve and noticed these cups I had been Yearning For from Rogue & Wolf had a really big discount on them so. I got myself a Crimbus Present and ordered two of them uwu

They're so pretty, I love them to death, but. Good god, I did not realize how fucking big these cups were. They're huge. Massive.

I mean I guess that's what I get for not checking the measurements before ordering them lmao but good god

#Moon posting #It's just funny because the last two cups I got from R&W were a smidge smaller than I thought lmao #Look R&W is based in the UK so I have to pay like +24% in taxes when they enter the EU #So the fact they had a massive discount going? Yeah I'm fucking taking advantage of that these things aren't cheap #Honestly worth it though. They're so fucking pretty man #And most importantly: THEY'RE DISHWASHER SAFE. AND MICROWAVE SAFE. THEY'RE ACTUALLY USABLE #Like sure Killstar makes a ton of cute alt dining ware BUT SHIT AIN'T DISHWASHER SAFE #WORTHLESS #((Actually their large Calgary-circus mugs are dishwasher safe and ngl I'm tempted to get two... They're pretty...))#Yeah it kinda took forever for these to arrive but to be fair I did order them on fucking Christmas Eve lmao #Like people were on vacation I'm sure and it's fine. What did annoy me was that these got stuck in customs for almost a week #But that's not R&W's fault lol #Anyway yay pretty cups

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sysig · 8 months

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Okay actually, the OG Just Desserts style was onto something (Patreon)

#Doodles #Villainsona #Just Desserts #And also ft. the last little bit of the WOY style attempts #They were what convinced me to look at the original style doodles! Looking for poses #I started just by going back to the early TVAU doodles to give one more proper fair shake to those rejected outfits #Wouldn't you know it they're still rejected lol but! The wings are still very good #And the poses are silly lol #She is always real cute tho <3 #It does feel funny going back to her early doodles and trying to style-match - my style was much looser at the time #Which is part of why her hair looks so good - those swirls are wild! It's very cool! But it's hard to replicate now :0 #You can kinda see it in how hard and dark the lines are in her hair - before it'd basically be a scribble nest haha #Both have their aesthetic placement I just hrmm #I miss it a bit #There's something almost uncanny about trying to go back now - sizing maybe? Proportions? I'm not sure #She was always meant to have that chibi proportion big head and simplified body so maybe it's her neck being so visible that's throwing me??#I do like the small collar tho! It's gotten a little out of control lately haha ♪ Save that for alt outfits!#The weird shape of her hairline was a bit contributor to her overall hair shape as well - lots of little details! It's neat #That crying one has gotten two redraws now haha ironically not to actually ''improve'' just to dissect what's Up lol #I am happier with this one compared to the first redraw tho :D Her feet and ankles especially they actually make shape-sense!#And I have to admit the big flowery-bubble looking tops of her shoes it's very cute and the larger bonbons - proportions! Who knew lol #Her spinning the Staff was always one of my favourites hehe ♪ Confident and cheeky little Charm #Good for her

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polaroidcats · 8 months

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just got reminded of one of my favorite bittersweet memories from the closet/denial - when I was 15 we had an exchange student from the US stay with us for a few days and I got along so well with her, and we wrote endless fb messages and emails and letters and I just felt like we were soulmates and cried when she left and couldn't wait to visit her a few months later on a school trip, and I remember sitting in her car with her and singing along to Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" because i had just bought cherry chapstick so she started playing the song, and my heart started beating faster when she started to sing along and I just remember not knowing what it was but knowing it was a special kind of friendship. I attributed it to the circumstances and the traveling and all the excitement of a school trip, and only years later, when I read her coming out post on facebook something in me clicked and made me realise how obvious it could have been to me that I had a crush on her if I'd had the language for it at 15.

#queer #ramblings #she just posted a wedding pic of her and her now wife on insta and they look so cute and beautiful #and seeing that made me remember how hard the realisation of what my feelings had been hit me when i read her coming out post #which she posted almost 10 years after we first met #and i'm pretty sure we both didn't know back then #maybe she did but i definitely didn't suspect a thing #i remember coming home from the US trip and telling my mom all abt our adventures and how heartbroken i felt when we had to leave #and in the whole friend group of like 10+ ppl we hung out with (my friends & their hosts) there was 1 guy #named kyle and he was someone's boyfriend #and my mom asked me #if i was sad abt saying goodbye to kyle #and i was like #??!??!? KYLE #i'm fucking heartbroken abt my host but not fucking kyle #he was nice and all but he was literally just some girls bf who tagged along but comphet made my mom latch onto the only guy i mentioned lol #i remember the extreme confusion i felt whem she asked abt him #and i was like?!?? i literally have talked abt girls for half an hour WHY are you making it abt kyle #i'm in such an oversharing mood today lol but seeing her insta posts just made me really nostalgic #and sad for closeted teenage me who could have had all these experiences but didn't know it yet

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longagoitwastuesday · 1 year

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I break out laughing for several minutes from time to time whenever I remember the bunch of stuffed people they had in the German musical

#The fight Cyrano has with seven/eight/one hundred men is the Cyrano actor in the middle of the stage fighting the plushes they throw him #One of the plushes is hanging from a rope and it looks a bit like they're hitting him with a corpse #It was almost The Brotherhood 2 levels of hilarity #Why didn't they just ask someone around to put on a costume and appear for ten minutes is beyond me lol #I'm so fond of this musical xD #They literally have seven and a half actors and a bunch of plushes but it's one of my favourites #I talk too much #I should probably delete this later #Cyrano de Bergerac #I'm this 👌 close to start uploading some fragments from some of the productions I've watched since I've saved them for myself anyway #And several of the clips I have half a mind of posting are from this production #The traveler of the Moon scene. Perhaps the first scene with Le Bret which is so funny and cute #Maybe the balcony scene mainly because of how much I laughed when he moved that tree xD #And perhaps I could make some gifs with the continuity of the handkerchief. The tree‚ the plushes and the handkerchief #Truly this production keeps on giving #Anyway I also thought of uploading Solès' and perhaps the Italian production's traveler of the Moon scenes #Maybe Kline's and McAvoy's too #I didn't like that scene all that much the first time I read the play but obviously it's one of my favourites now #I think it gives way to a lot of creativity in stagings and for the actor playing Cyrano to shine at his most comical #to then hit with a pan when he changes registers in the end #(I also just really love the moon so maybe I'm a bit biased)#Rereading my tags and like... It is NOT pathetic. The musical OWNS the plushes and it's FANTASTIC. Hilarious and ridiculous in the best way #More Metal Gear or Monty Python and the Holy Grial than The Brotherhood 2 in truth

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