#also i didn’t realize how funny it is

[cometrose]

replaying kh1 is really interesting just from the sora riku kairi dynamics to sora donald and goofy becoming friends to the fact there’s no fucking map and moogle is only in traverse town but reminds me that kh always fills you with such nostalgia like i really want to rewatch disney movies now

#i just did agrabah and damn i want to watch aladdin #kh #kingdom hearts #kh1 is super super unique like i’ll go into it in more detail #but you can see it has features that the rest of the game does not and how the tone shifts #but kh1 combat makes me feel like an idiot #really makes me appreciate 2 and 3 more i love sora’s flashiness in those games #but anyway 1 is very special #i’ll go into more detail later #also i didn’t realize how funny it is #like every time sora interacts with the ff cast i giggle a bit especially with cid #like you can talk to aerith after sealing traverse town and she’s like have you seen a spiky haired boy? he’s not very friendly but we care #sora is kind of a blanker slate and he’s more rough around the edges #like he’s moodier and GOD #KH1 has terrible uncanny valley moments THE AWKWARD PAUSES #LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO 100 ACRE WOODS AND YOU MEET POOH #sora just stares at him with those big blue eyes and it’s so unsettling BLINK #anyway more at 7

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Dazai planning for Chuuya to be used against him and Dazai not knowing Chuuya was faking the vampirism are two ideas which can and absolutely SHOULD co-exist.

#my reasoning? it’s fucking funny #dazai in his angst era like WORST CASE SCENARIO HAS OCCURED LIFE SUCKS CHUUYA ILY #and Chuuya is internally like bitch pls calm down #also I feel like I was right and Chuuya absolutely shot Dazai extra times in revenge for the drowning #bro was like SIR????? HOW DARE YOU????? #bungou stray dogs #bsd #Nakahara Chuuya #dazai osamu #BSD spoilers #I also just doubt that he didn’t realize it was a possibility l #if for no other reason than Dazai is so sure the things he loves will always be lost

[marimbles]

you don’t know me, but to me you are a celebrity. i just saw you booped me and i SCREAMED. i love you i think you’re so talented thank you for existing

HDJSKSK good sir I am a lowly court jester!! thank you for the gracious boop 🥹🫶 and I’m glad you’re one of the ones I booped back bc I wanted to boop everyone back but i just did it kind of randomly lol

#wait I just realized u never said you booped me first… #if you didn’t then I RESCIND my thanks!1!1! #haha jk #this is so sweet thank you 💜 #also funny #u don’t even realize how deeply uncool I am 💔 lol #assuming u are an ml fan so I’m sorry I haven’t been making ml stuff lately 🤧 #anon #nice things #ask

[quietwingsinthesky]

if there was a torchwood/spn crossover, jack would get shot in the head so much. i know he already dies a lot, but he’s going to die so many times during this crossover. keeps getting bullets unloaded into him. they stab him with silver and steel and copper and none of it keeps him down. he’s gonna get squirted with borax and that one’s not gonna kill him but it is going to ruin his coat, which is materially worse for him.

#also gwen cooper would wrestle dean to the ground and beat him half to death #ianto is going to get himself possessed. im not saying he doesn’t take every precaution he knows how to against it. im saying he does and it #doesnt work <3 #i think sam and tosh could be friends :) (<- actually means they’re just both stuck in ‘make this conversation go as smoothly as i can by #masking so fucking hard. so that i can leave sooner’ mode.) #and i think owen would kiss dean on the mouth because it would make him so uncomfortable and owen can and will use his ability to be an #asshole without regret for the good of the team. especially if this moment is directly a result of like. Dean hitting on Tosh while she’s #clearly not into it. Owen is going to kiss that man at the risk of getting shot just like jack has 17 times in a row just so that he’ll #fuck off and leave tosh alone. and this will work because dean winchester will immediately malfunction upon being kissed by a man because #now he doesn’t know whether to direct his homophobic impulses at owen (<- unaffected by anything he could say.) or himself (<- guy who #believes being gay works like cooties.) #and in the background you can see jack sort of gently put his hand over toshiko’s and she releases a pen she was holding onto very tightly #and this is the part where you realize Oh She Was Going To Stab Dean In The Knee With That If He Didn’t Stop. #i also think Jack should get to kiss Crowley. i think they’d both be into it and it’d be funny. i think they should reference that they’ve #been off-and-on lovers for years actually. (gwen: you’ve been sleeping??? with the king of hell???? || Jack: see i don’t know why this is #surprising to you.) (ianto has been standing there with his mouth slightly open for a full minute. long enough for crowley to comment on it #and for owen to jokingly try to shut it for him. (cue short impromptu slap fight as ianto bats his hands away and then owen gets too into #defending the honor of his poor slapped away hands.) but anyway. <3 ianto you’re into guys you really need to come to terms with this at #some point sir. jack is *not* your exception this is an all day job.)

[gayestcowboy]

do u like my durge he is huge and has 8 strength

#he’s so weird. i love him #i also didn’t realize just how massive the largest body type is he’s towering over everyone it’s so funny #i’m also playing in tactician mode which is very fun. even more fun because i’m a wild magic sorcerer and keep summoning hostile mud mephits #at the worst possible times. but we persevere #i’m doing quite well though i’m good at video games 💪 #yeehaws #bg3 #durge

[karlyboyyy]

OKAY but was anybody going to tell me that My Love Mix-Up was hilarious and actually like really freaking good??

#just finished vol 1 and I swear I LOL’d for realzies multiple times #the art is like.. shojo mixed with mob psycho lmao #also I didn’t realize it was actually a BL #I just assumed the ‘ah I’m a boy and another boy mistakenly thinks I like him!’ was just a gag #but it’s not?? the main dude actually develops feelings for the other guy and it’s CUTE #also everyone’s so goofy I love it #I’d put it on par with Lovely Complex and Skip to Loafer as far as how their personalities are realistic and genuinely funny #Karly reads #my love mix up #my love mix up manga #apparently there’s a live action too… gotta find it!

[no1ryomafan]

Whenever I think back to the very obvious fact in canon Ryoma basically becomes one with a god machine in most of the canons he’s in, it’s probably not a shock that while I would’ve never saw this coming, that a character I like experiences such a weird fate given the fucks I was obsessed with prior to him turned into THESE:

Not even mad about this btw even if it’s weird but wondering if Ryoma’s case is better or worse then being a floating toku device lmao.

#meg text #mega man zx #rockman zx #mmzx #Not bothering to tag getter robo you can figure it out yourself #it’s still funny how much immense salt this causes too #until you realize people use this to dunk on zx and don’t bother to read the fucking text #”they don’t even feel like x or zero that can’t be them!” Denial is a river in Egypt honey #X saying “is there any reason I need to help people?” Is the most thing he’d ever fucking say THATS DEFINITELY HIM #also you guys need to remember X and Z willingly and I mean WILLINGLY are okay with people using their powers #They literally tell you this directly and you either ignored it skipped cutscenes or didn’t play the fucking game #Granted I also blame Model A for the salt/denial but we’re not gonna touch that #it’s also funny it’s only X&Z people are mad about but never the guardians when they got done dirty in how they died in Z3 lmao #(Actually people who can’t handle X&Zero becoming rocks WOULD probably hate Ryoma becoming a god machine) #I swear I don’t mean to shit talk but it came out of me (I hate MM fans /hj)

[rogersstevie]

#one direction #polls #was just thinking how much this town is still one of my favorite songs #and honestly i do think all their first single were really solid #also i did this (i think) in release order and i didn’t realize sign of the times came so much later #kind of funny when people insist harry hated the band and wanted to go solo more than anyone and then he took the longest lol #almost like he wasn’t in a rush to become a solo artist the way people think!

[piived]

not my manager trying to call me in the middle of my grandmas funeral 😐

#sent me a text right after that said ‘Hey dude just checking in on you how are you feeling?’ #like buddy i am actually bawling rn listening to my mom talk about my grandmas life how do u think i’m doing #ashdfkllakdhwj #to be fair #i don’t think he remembered that today was the funeral #he is normally great about these kinds of things lmao #he’s given me so much time off to deal with this all too #so it’s just funny to me #i also had my phone on dnd so i didn’t realize until long after so it’s not like he interrupted but still just funny #anywayz #back home now and emotionally exhausted but i’ll probably get the day off tomorrow or i can give him a hard time for ‘interrupting’ if i #do go in tomorrow lmao #vee’s void

[46hasu]

Based on The Weight of Words by @subtlehysteria which is now easily one of my fav DinLuke fics of all time

Couldn’t decide on whether I liked it colored or not so here’s both~

And this meme

#Star Wars #dinluke #Skydalorian #lukedin #obiwan kenobi #luke skywalker #lottie draws sometimes #this scene had me screaming and sobbing #but as I was drawing it out the meme came to my head #and I just couldn’t unsee it #like if Anakin had appeared at that scene then I imagine it would have went like that #‘Luke dont be mad at him it was my fault too!’ #‘IM MAD AT THE BOTH OF YOUUU’ #but he didn’t which is good for him I guess #also I realized too late I was drawing obi wan in his armor not robes #but then the implications of his force ghost ass wearing an armor before admitting how he fucked up was too funny #also I was halfway through coloring it and didn’t wanna redraw that #Grogu having the time of his life rn #I’d be laughing too if the edge lord that killed my friends was getting yelled at by my (soon to be) dad #who is also his son

[ssreeder]

I saw that other ask being like "I'm too scared by the title" and i laughed, and then i saw the title, and i *thought* about the possibilities

REEDY WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. HELLO??? I HAVEN'T STARTED READING AND I'M ALREADY A MESS

-Fragile heart, now with fucking anxiety

I adore the title for this chapter because it’s kind of misleading but also completely accurate lol

I hope you enjoyed ;)

#I didn’t realize how stressful it would make people haha #I always use the chapter titles to kind of fuck with y’all #like the chapter called traitor #we all knew it was coming #but none of us were ready #or captured… again #like fuck it we know it’s going down #but how #when?! #this was was funny because it really not as bad as it sounds #but also just as bad as it sounds #if we’re being literal haha #love love love you FHA #& giving you anxiety makes me smile #*squishes your face* did you read it?! #<3 #fragile heart anon #FHA #my beautiful anon mutual who I adore #liab #ITF #ask

[dutybcrne]

What if Diluc actually picked up a little Khaenri’ahn, enough to even discern things from context clues should he have enough key words, bc Kaeya kept slipping up and forgetting words in common and would instinctively replace them with Khaenri’ahn until he and Diluc figured out what he wanted to say. Then kept it up like a game bc it was plus Diluc was always super intrigued by Kaeya’s birth language up until Kae realized he was risking Compromising himself if Diluc or Crepus ever realizes Exactly what it was and abruptly stopped altogether-

#hc; kaeya #//That bit just for a little portion of the post & some tags #//Brought to you by yer local bilingual who Hates English and to this day will keep replacing words in Spanish #//Either bc I forgor or it just sounds better in my speech pattern #//Bet Kae did that too #//Anywho that adds a bit of a funny for me to Diluc leaving #//Bc then it’d Hit Him one night; and mans’d wake up in a cold sweat all pissed like YOU MEAN HE WAS BEING SO OBVIOUS AND I DIDN’T NOTICE??? #//Like to think it came in handy when he started dealing with the Abyss Order #//Mans hearing the mages talking and realizing he can Understand some of what they say thanks to his childhood games with Kaeya #//Mans also knowing how to cuss out an Abyss Mage bc he either heard Kae say it or Kae himself taught him #//Back when they were still on good terms & he wasn’t so cagey about the language #//His pronunciations would prolly be so Off tho ndndn; they’d prolly be more scared of him himself than his threats #//Bet Kae also tried to teach him the writings; but between his dyslexia and his lack of writing experience; it prolly wasn’t much good #//Luc’d have to clown an Abyss mage and bully them into reading the writings aloud for him so he can try and Get it jdjjd #//I like to think when they get on better terms; Kae resumes teaching him #//More people to share his language with and help keep it alive #//Plus they can shit talk people & banter all covert like that jdbdb #//Anywho; hi; irl hit me like a truck #//I have no spoons save to lurk a bit #//Ok byeee

[historytc]

When he says he’s smart but he doesn’t realize that I do all these little things for him because I love him 🙄

#i helped him w something yesterday and he was saying how I did it even though I didn’t have to #and I was like you have a PhD but can’t realize that I have feelings for you? #jk but also it’s kinda funny

[quietwingsinthesky]

I stand by the fact that the archangels have a single braincell between the four of them, and Gabriel is the one who has custody of it.

#he’s the only one here who makes (relatively) good choices #the bar is low but. he’s got his niche in the world. Thee Trickster #he’s like. mostly happy with the life he has. sure haunted by the one he lost/ran from #but also had the capacity to realize that getting the hell out of dodge was his best option and he was RIGHT #to anyone who sees this and goes: ‘no but isnt Raphael-‘ shut up silence shush #you don’t understand them like I do. you have been fooled by their regal demeanor and terrifying grief. #need I remind you. blew out the eastern seaboard for kicks. had to make sure Chuck didn’t accidentally kill himself falling down the stairs #every other day. saw that the apocalypse didn’t work and decided the logical conclusion was to just Do It Again But Better This Time #THEY HAVE WINGS MADE OF LIGHTNING PURELY FOR THE FUCKKNG DRAMA OF IT. #if you gave them both the same task. you might not be able to predict how either of them would solve it #but you could work back how Gabriel came to his conclusion and go yeah okay that probably made sense to you #raphael is going to return whatever problem you asked them to solve to you. and it will be solved. sure. but it will probably also be #unrecognizable as whatever you handed over. if you gave Raphael a pickle jar to open. well. it would be open. somehow it would not have #pickles in it anymore. you should probably not eat whatever is in there. it might bite you. #whereas if something in Gabriel’s pickle jar bites it’s because he thinks you’re a dick and it would be funny if a pickle bit your finger #I’m losing control of this metaphor #Michael & Lucifer aren’t even in the running btw. og bad decision bros. #supernatural #spn

[marshmellowtea]

i’ve just realized that my headcanon that mark will and damien share a birthday means that they also share a birthday with celine which is honestly kind of hilarious. i think at least 20% of her and mark’s marital arguments were revolved around how they were going to spend it every year

#markiplier #who killed markiplier #actor mark #celine the seer #markeline #marshy speaks #okay the pedantic part of me wants to mention that technically i didn’t just realize that celine also shared their birthday by extension #but i DID just realize how funny that could be so

[sanyu-thewitch05]

My three things from the SGE movie

1. The degirlbossifcation of Sophie

2. Much needed context and character arcs(Sophie and Agatha in particular) being missing. There was no Trial by Tale.

3. The ending’s hint makes no sense.

Spoilers!!!

For Number 3, if you read the book you would know that Tedros essentially goes into a teenage boy rage because Agatha chose Sophie(her yet to be revealed sister) over him. The main part was that he was upset that she kissed Sophie instead of him. The movie’s ending and set up for the sequel makes no sense, considering Tedros got a kiss(on the mouth by the way) from Agatha before she and Sophie went home. Which means aside from Agatha leaving he has no reason to be mad. His last line at the end did tickle me though. Like “Agatha I need you😭😭😢”

#sge movie #I loved the costumes and hair though #I also loved the entire ever vs never fight scene #that was perfect #I didn’t like how Sophie wasn’t evil on her own due to her emotions and entitlement to a happily ever after #instead she was influenced by Rafal and his blood magic #them making out was so funny #like they’re like making out for three seconds then Sophie hears one of the good towers fall apart #and she’s like what have I done???!!!😭 #that part made me giggle a little bit #that scene was so unserious #also I now just realized that if they do a 2nd or 3rd movie for sge they have to find a way to get Rafal and Sophie back together #and somehow make Sophie ok with kissing him again after she saw the destruction it caused #sophie of woods beyond #agatha of woods beyond #tedros of camelot #rafal sge #degirlbossification of Sophie #like that girl didn’t need Rafal’s help #she can do bad all by herself