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uwumessenger · 3 years

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random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee

hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk

most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !

lucifer

i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed

his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne

has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg

aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin

listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)

not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving

really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻

mammon

has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates

his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying

he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek

he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines

he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before

listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY

levi

lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks

probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!

until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️

classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!

kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet

cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast

can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏

satan

listens to country music you cant change my mind

smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.

he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED

but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips

do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.

if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor

is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity

asmo

dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever

he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)

has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits

his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon

listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock

as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!

opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things

i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music

has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...

beel

i feel like he is SO SHY

like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything

i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well

smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby

he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging

driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫

dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out

definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA

belphie

he reminds me of randall from monsters inc

smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning

but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan

has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻

with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before

lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄

dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish

similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories

the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.

diavolo

once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan

def an ariana grande stan too 😌

choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do

also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.

his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway

currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!

this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han

not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it

smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.

barbatos

very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof

he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)

on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way

mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.

BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y

listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily

have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others

when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho

one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere

solomon

was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...

was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.

he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.

doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff

never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.

due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too

similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen

he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to

simeon

another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho

angel country music exists and simeon invented it

if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants

wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach

he can speak german...i can feel it

uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos

has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad

"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀

luke

his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!

secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home

so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt

luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun

i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio

but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to

smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day

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darkestwolfx · 4 years

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Extraction - Re-Review #19

So today’s episode is about a giant piece of machinery! Sort of anyway, it’s more about the people who get trapped, but then we all know IR don’t rescue the expensive things which have been designed with flaws!

So we start of with the US military testing out their new Sidewinder-

Oh, sorry! Wrong episode!

But seriously, are ‘Pit of Peril’ (TOS) vibes going on here for anyone other than myself?

No, today’s story is about a young boy whose an International Rescue enthusiast and lives in North Australia at the Dunsley Tracking station-

No... also the wrong episode. There were two little boys in that one. This episode definitely only has one, but he is still an IR fan (and a smarter one than Bob and Tony - sorry boys)! Really though, this is set in Dunsley Fields... Now I’m getting ‘Cry Wolf’ (TOS) vibes. Is anyone else getting this nostalgic recollection, or is it just me seeing the endless parallels?

And for you information, you can visit the real Dunsley - in Cheddar, SW England.

Anyone else see similarities in Aidan and Tom whilst we’re on the subject? They both have model Thunderbird Three’s too. And caps. And the same hoody just in different colours...

Okay, let’s stick with TAG for now and run with this episode!

We are in Dunsley Fields, with Aidan and his Dad, Robert Williams, the warden. They’re playing ‘International Rescue’ when they come across a dangerous platform which has been mining hydro-methane and severely weakened the ground-

And, I’m sorry, I was going to try and get through this review with the focus on TAG still, but Williams?! And technically they get stuck in a collapse, which was the same type of rescue as Bob and Tony too....

No, really going to stick with TAG now. Promise.

I love a good shot of Thunderbird Five!

“Ok, it’s a little weird.”

I agree with Gordon, it’s very weird - I mean, here we go again on the similarities!

Not to mention the fact that originally IR weren’t going to respond, because it just seemed like machinery had been caught in the incident... yeah, I’m just going to move swiftly on.

“That wasn’t an earthquake we detected. It was a cave in.”

This boy is braver than I think I would have been. He’s very smart and a practical thinker too.

“The area’s full of flooded caverns. If you can find a way in, the most direct route would be to go underwater.”

Yeah.. finding the way in was the easy part right? Navigating the caverns... not so much.

“Ok... if this is the most direct way in, then that control section must be on the other side of the world.”

Didn’t ‘Alice in Wonderland’ have something to say about cavernous tunnels connecting us to the other side of the world? Don’t fall through Gordon!

I still love that Gordon called Virgil, “Virge”.

“An underwater rescue? So you’re in Thunderbird Four!”

“To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”

He only said that because the kid knew his Thunderbird! Gordon loves to be the favourite, especially with the fans.

“Gordo”... I like that too.

“I need you to stay calm. That’s the first rule of any emergency.”

“He’s my Dad, you know.”

“Yeah, I really do.”

I think we can understand now why the boys name drop so much in the next few episodes/series;

“We even found a picture of Thunderbird Three on the net.”

Haha, I can imagine Gordon’s face, no wonder they didn’t show it up close!

“So much for keeping that one secret.”

“Why didn’t I think of that?”

“Because nobody but me can do it. That’s the beauty of flying the big bird.”

Yeah, I think Virgil’s deserved some bragging rights for that one.

I love seeing MAX back to cleaning. He cleaned Jeff’s desk too!

“I may have a little problem with my brilliant plan.”

When do you not encounter problems, Virgil? Literally it’s their job. If any of them ever want to retire, I’m sure someone will snap them up for their problem solving abilities.

“You were right about the hydro-methane. It’s everywhere.”

“Try not to ignite it. If it blows up it will be like-”

“It will be like the 4th July?”

“More like... Doomsday.”

Good on you for trying to be hopeful though, Gordon.

I’ve had a couple conversations with fellow fanfiction authors about being cruel to Gordon... Yeah, this was a cruel to Gordon moment. I mean, either they’re trying to kill him or break his back, or maybe a bit of both.

Or maybe this is a common occurrence, more so than we see. I mean, ‘Crosscut’ flashbacks?

“Perfect timing... Maybe not so perfect.”

Can someone, anyone, please, please, please teach this lot to stop speaking famous last words!

But, Virgil got them in time, so we’ll let this one slide I suppose.

“Johnny, did you just bust a crime ring from orbit?”

Yes Gordon, yes he did. Talented family right, folks? But ur... Johnny? Where did all these nicknames come from? I don’t mind, it’s quite entertaining, but I’m just curious.

“You never want something bad to happen to your Dad.”

“No.”

“You sure don’t.”

A nice happy ending! I really loved all the father-son references in this and I think it was a really nice semi-uplifting way to follow ‘Recharge’, but to still bring this message home about parental relationships. Remember to value your parents everyone! They’re the sort of people we do often end up idolising, or thinking will always be there, when really we never know.

Lastly;

“F-A-B.”

“FAB. What does that mean?”

Join the club mate!

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