#am i surprised? no

[oifaaa]

in the pennyworth show, alfred canonically fucked queen elizabeth, so yeah, her death might be enough to turn him evil

And I think that's us done with talking about Alfred Pennyworth for a while thanks folks

#ask #anon #am i surprised? no #like i said english person written by Americans is just the worst combination #i should probably look up if this is true or not #but i really dont care to #and i guess choose to believe this happens

[zcricketz]

Scrolling on twitter and this mess came on my for you. And this is exactly why I never take anyone who thinks the show is ruined seriously because this is what they think would save the show smh

#rwby #rwby fandom #rwby discourse #critics #am i surprised? no

[lewdo]

sick and tired of disgusting white men who have nothing better to do than spew hate and disgusting comments and everytime be met with little to no consequences

#am i surprised? no #do i think red bull will do anything ? no

[avasillva]

well fuck

#warrior nun #avatrice #am i surprised? no #incredibly sad and angry? yes #L.rambles

[lulu2992]

I used the Wayback Machine to see what the Far Cry 5 official websites looked like from 2017 to 2020 and find out if that’s where the character information sheets posted on the Playasia Blog (here) were from. I’m talking about these:

So I can confirm the images above do NOT come from the official websites. Although they look like they were made by Ubisoft, it seems they weren’t.

But during my research, I did find official character descriptions! There are several versions depending on which page/article you are reading, which website (Far Cry or Far Cry 5) you are on, and which region (America or Europe, basically) you select. Some of the descriptions have even changed over time!

Since the old websites don’t exist anymore and most of that content was deleted (but not really, thanks to the Internet Archive), I’m going to post what I’ve gathered here :)

I just need to save/screenshot/crop/organize/copy-paste/transcribe everything first...

#I made a big image with all the information sheets because it was more convenient for this post #but if you want to read what they say and can’t because it’s too small just click the link to go to the playasia blog #it’s very probably just fan content anyway... #far cry 5 #joseph seed #jacob seed #john seed #faith seed #the deputy #the junior deputy #mary may fairgrave #grace armstrong #hurk drubman jr #the wiki says the pictures are from a ‘ubisoft webpage’ #which I can now confirm is not true #am I surprised? no #am I disappointed? always #dear wiki contributors please check your sources before writing anything I’m begging you

[loveforsasuke]

sigh...

sakura self-inserts annoy me more and more every day.

a narusaku shipper (who hates sasuke) made a fanart of sakura beating sasuke (😂) and sakura self-inserts in the replies they were saying "this is what we deserved, sasuke should've apologized (?) and his ass should've been beaten blah blah blah" it really ruined my whole day. i hate them so much, unimaginable.

#self inserting is so terrible #like #what does sasukehave to do with sakura's shallow ass love? #unbelievable #and ss shippers were raking in the likes and quotes #am i surprised? no #anti sakura fandom #pro sasuke #sasuke

[petrapng]

just realised that nandor canonically likes mammia mia because marwa was so into it and she likes everything he likes...

#am i surprised? no #he and nadja hopefully watched the second one together #nandor the relentless #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #*

[super-nova5045]

im crying will’s canonly shit at maths 😭😭😭

#he’s so gay #will byers #byler #will byers secret files #stranger things #am i surprised? no

[godmademewithoutarms]

Rip yuri on ice I miss you everyday

#god fucking dammit #am i surprised? no #am I still extremely upset? absolutely #yuri on ice

[legalisecatboyss]

dan: i can no longer express joy or laughter

dan literally five seconds earlier: cackling at something phil said

#am i surprised? no #dan and phil #danandphilgames #dan howell #phil lester #gamingmas 2023 #dan and phil play: bread and fred #mine

[commander-krios]

#am i surprised? no #spotify wrapped

[occidentaltourist]

#hold up adverbs are controversial??

i’ve seen this in quite a few write-ups where people have said that adverbs are telling and therefore in violation of show not tell, like instead of ‘angrily’ you could have the character i don’t know, stomp their foot and storm out but you will pry my adverbs from my cold dead hands

(she said vehemently)

I agree most emphatically!

It seems there’s a wee bit of misinterpretation going on of what ‘show, don’t tell’ actually means. 😆

#am i surprised? no #asks

[readgi]

JJK 236 SPOILERS

Whatever you do, don't think about how Megumi must be even deeper in the abyss thinking about how he murdered not only his sister, but also the one who took care of them both. Who gave them shelter, food and affection. The one who saved him from being an object sold to a bunch of conservatives who would have treated Tsumiki, until then the only family he had, like trash. The one who, in every way that mattered, was truly his father and stood by his side when everyone of his blood left him.

#everyone has probably already seen it but whatever #i cried #like a lot #i was reading a dad gojo & son megumi fic before i saw that shit #am i surprised? no #am i depressed? #absofuckinglutely #jjk #jjk manga #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 236 #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro

[grimaussiewitch]

Good to know that Ranboo has blue hair and pronouns.

Update: good to know that crumb cuptoast also has blue hair and pronouns.

#Ranboo #grim talks #am I surprised? no #crumb cuptoast #am I surprised a bit with crumb but no less supportive #welcome to the pronoun gang group thingy

[belpheg0r-luna]

I just started Compound Fracture and Andrew doesn't shy away from throwing gut punches at the reader from the very beginning of the book and never letting up, does he? I just came up for some air at this point :|

#am i surprised? no #what else was i expecting #andrew joseph white #compound fracture #the spirit bares its teeth #hell followed with us #belphegor luna

[shouts-into-the-void]

The ghosts in Death Mark 2 remain ridiculous, why is Mr. Kokkuri a emaciated bipedal fox waving around a shotgun

#am i surprised? no #but i definitely laughed out loud when he showed up #death mark #death mark 2 #spirit hunter