john wick really does make me get the whole action movie thing. there's something very comforting about watching your favorite guy get in the equivalent of a car crash four times in a row and still get up afterward. especially when that special guy has sad eyes and wears a little suit
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the height/weights on the character profiles for death note are absolutely batshit insane, what do you mean misa is less than 80 pounds? what do you mean L is aprox 110??? are you telling me that I am able to not only pick up both Kiras and the "world's best detective," but I can also throw them?? suddenly ryuzaki and Light's little fist/kick fight is laughable, I could kill u both and I wouldn't need a notebook to do it.
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more acknowledgement for immigrant families in the US that are really small because everyone else lives in your home country so you have no real feelings, positive or negative, about thanksgiving as a holiday (politically abhorrent but as HOLIDAY). it's so boring. why do I have to pretend to care about this and why am I considered distasteful for saying so.
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it's really funny when people assume jean seberg was french and try to pronounce her name with a french accent... she was born in marshalltown iowa it's pronounced exactly how you think it is
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sega should cast a really high pitched girly voice to play surge. this is a good casting decision.
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Damn I’d do anything to be Sophie in the BFG. Sitting in a giants hand and convincing the British army to attack child-eaters by haunting the queen and drinking fizzy drinks where the bubbles fall down instead of up is a dream
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This whole drawing them to help me pick who I wanna play with is having the opposite effect :^) They should coexist! Please vote for your fave lol
Hails caps strength at 4 because she’s a tiny baby. Loves shotguns because she can’t aim for shit ♥ sneaky stab stab should avoid combat at all costs, rarely does. Very smart but not right in the head. Pretty little shit and walking heart attack to everyone that cares about her. Stray cat energy. I made her around the time suicide squad came out so she has some Harley in her x)
Meanwhile Oli caps luck at 2 (with bobblehead) because I am a masochist you don’t need luck when you have skill :) Very practical, trained to survive under any conditions. No fear, she’s stronger than you and she will beat you up (supermutants included). Fucked up inside and it’s beginning to show. Maybe there is a soft core underneath all the trauma?
Jason the viking I never made in skyrim. Done with this shit™, cares too much about people. Would rather be petting his new dog and read comics. Will go help that settlement but will be cranky about it. Smart and capable but please someone take the responsibility off him he has anxiety. Cool, serious and mysterious (is actually overthinking everything too much and can’t respond) Is probably the taller human in the wasteland.
I usually start fo4 with low endurance and agility because they’ve been on fucking ice for 2 centuries idk I think they should be a little stiff
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one of the classes im subbing today had nothing to do (it’s a group of 14 kids and it’s more like an intervention class) so the kids started playing blackjack and wanted to actually make bets, then one student pulled out a giant bag of smarties and they started using the individual candies as poker chips.
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