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#and all the comments were full of people being like “omg i would loooove a sanrio set!!! i hope they do this!!!” yeah sure. why not.
corvidcall · 2 months
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there was an article going around on mtg twitter about which IPs wizards could license for their universes beyond sets to attract the "shes, theys, and gays" and YEAH. it made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. it was even worse because all the IPs the writer suggested were for little bitty babies. no i do not think a magic the gathering set or secret lair branded after the fucking CARE BEARS is gonna attract a lot of marginalized people to the game. please youre hurting me
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lotvseater · 2 years
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I love love looooved the headcanons of the big bois (jack, the tweels, and malleus) with an small s/o, so i was wondering if u could do the same thing but with riddle, epel, lilia, and kalim. Like how they would treat someone whose smaller than them since they themselves are pretty small? Thank you 💖
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𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬;
↳ reactions to a short reader ft. short twst boys
notes; thank you for requesting! im really glad you liked the short headcanons, and omg this concept is so cute, the reader is gonna have to be so tiny 😭 (also, again, sorry this is so late-)
 reader is gn :)
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𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬;
his height isn’t normally ever a problem in his life, his personality and status as a dorm leader normally dissuade anyone from making comments about his height
(excluding ace of course)
that being said, he does understand how it can be frustrating to be short, and even understands how you may be insecure about it too
abuses his status immediately if someone even thinks about pestering you about your height
other than that, he’s not too bothered by how short you are
he much prefers your personality, your quirks, and everything else that makes you, you
your height difference is just the cherry on top, he doesn’t often come across people who’re shorter than him, and having one as a partner? he considers himself rather lucky to have found you
not really related but i just know ace would have a field day teasing the both of you about being a teeny couple
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𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫;
oh boy
shorter than mister 5′1? good luck ever getting him to stop talking about it
finally someone that he can tower over, even if it’s only by a couple centimeters, that he can tease just as much as people tease him
don’t get him wrong though, he understands what it’s like to be below average and likes to think that it’s why you get along so well
if anyone wants to pick on you, he’ll be the first to try put them in their place
(when vil isn’t watching)
despite his teasing, he doesn’t want you to be upset about something you can’t control
he does like being taller than you though, an experience he almost never has, and for some reason he likes the size difference between your hands.
his are definitely more feminine and dainty than others’ in the school, but yours are even more so. he just thinks it’s cute
again, not related, but i think rook would find it really cute that you’re dating each other, the fact that you’re both super short just tugs on his heartstrings
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𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐞;
being the shortest third year, he’s very used to looking up at people and doesn’t seem to mind all that much
but when he finds you? he takes full advantage 
even though he’s still far to short to use you as an armrest, he’ll try get away with it anyway
he’ll hold things over your head and jump just as you reach for it, he might even run away with it just to see your face scrunch up and cheeks dust with red
he’s not overly protective of people making fun of your height, like he won’t go out of his way to stop it
but
let’s just say if anyone really hurts your feelings about it, or just hurts you in general, they won’t be able to do it again
(i should clarify that i don’t think he kills people in school-)
he loves seeing you in his clothes
his shirts are oversized on him, but on you they’re just that bit bigger, and he just thinks it’s adorable seeing you dwarfed by his clothing
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𝐤𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐥-𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐦;
of course he’s not the shortest around, but he’s still pretty small
and this means that he’s more than used to being the shortest in the room, not that he minds, but it’s something he’s gotten used to
around you though, he really enjoys being even just the slightest bit taller
he likes to hug you from behind and rest his chin in your hair, and sometimes nuzzles his nose into your locks
very lovey-dovey in general with his partner
he’s not that assertive if someone were to annoy you about your height, but he’d definitely give them a hefty lecture 
similar to epel, he also really likes comparing your hand sizes 
he just finds your hands so cute and pretty, the way they’re smaller than his - it’s like he could fit you in his palm!
in general, he just finds you adorable
especially if you two decide to cuddle, you’re basically going to turn into his makeshift plushie, he’s gonna have his arms and legs wrapped around you tight
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kalim is way shorter than i remember-
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tony-starkrogers · 6 years
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Stevetony Fic Rec: Recently Read
I’ve read soooooo many good stevetony fics recently that I felt like I just had to rec some? Most of these fics I’ve never seen before and I couldn’t figure out how I hadn’t read them yet and I love finding new fics that are so amazing I just have to share them! So here’s my big long list of recs, feel free to add more in the comments! I will also post a rec list of tumblr fics too, since you all are so talented so.... more to come!
What We Deserve (T | 4k by Wordsplat)
Summary: Tony is certain he knows exactly what's going on between him and Steve. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't.)
My rec: High school au! Ft oblivious Tony and pining Steve. Actually, there’s more than enough pining to go around, it’s super cute and gives you all the awkward high school feels.
Be Somebody Else (The Mask and Mirror Remix) (T | 4k by Sineala)
Summary: When Tony invites the Avengers to a superhero-themed costume party, Steve knows exactly who he's dressing up as. He can't bring himself to ask Iron Man for assistance, so instead he turns to the man who makes the armor. Tony is more than willing to help Steve with his Iron Man costume -- and in the process, Steve learns a little more about the man behind the mask.
My rec: omg when I first saw this I was like “ok it’s a Halloween fic by Sineala, I’m going to read the shit out of this!” And yes, it’s just as good as you think it is.
And Then There's You (T | 6k by someonelsesheart)
Summary: and it’s funny that they’re like this, isn't it, because there's Tony, too-clever and too-fast, always having to be moving, selfish and desperate and cruel, and then there’s Steve with his kindness, his slow smile and his patience, selfless and calm and kind to everything and everyone. They’re fire and ice, good and bad, and somehow, somehow, it works.
Or, Steve Rogers teaches Tony Stark how to love, one year at a time.
My rec: This fic is a high school au focusing on Tony’ s early years. It’s Tony-centric, and the characterization is spot on. It’s also really beautifully written - another great work from this author!
Night Out (T | 1k by MusicalLuna)
Summary: Steve takes Tony out for their first date. The world is soft and shining and Tony thinks he'd like to stay this way forever.
My rec: I loooove first date fics and this is the cutest thing ever, they are both so soft and adorable in this fic.
Dangerous Kitchen Tools (E | 18k by ladyshadowdrake)
Summary: Engineering prodigy, billionaire, and heir to the Stark Industries empire, Tony Stark turned the business world on its head by opening a restuarant and burying himself in the kitchen. Years later, he covers an informal evening cooking class for his friend and fellow molecular gastronomist, Bruce Banner, where he meets famously camera-shy comic artist Steve Rogers.
My rec: a cooking au!!! This is my cup of tea. Tony is a famous cook and Steve is an comic artist taking a cooking class, which is brilliant imho. Also it is super hot.
Flower Child (T | 24k by itsallAvengers)
Summary: The point was this, though:In a hundred million universes, in a hundred million different lives, there would never be a single one of them in which Tony Stark deserved anyone like Steve Rogers. Ever.So this? Nonsensical.
My rec: soft!tony in this fic is adorable! I love the characterization and the backstory here is really good. So much fluff!
see a thing a thousand times (T | 27k by Mizzy)
Summary: Whoever came up with the rule that SHIELD agents in modern times had to be a certain age should be shot. Obviously the solution is for Steve to travel back in time. (If only things were ever that easy.)
My rec: a different kind of high school au with a side of time travel! I love fics where being with Tony makes Steve realize that he wants to stay in this time, and this fic does that really well.
A Wish Your Heart Makes (T | 4k  by Wordsplat)
Summary: Tony's magical night has a few restrictions. Thankfully, his friends are amazing and his prince is exceedingly persistent.
(Very vaguely a Cinderella AU.)
My rec: It’s a high school prom fic! If you can’t tell, high school aus are my favorite, and I love the Avengers as a friend group in this fic.
you really got me (and you shook me all night long) (T | 3k by shieldmaidenofrohan)
Summary: The one where... Tony and Steve are classroom neighbors, and the whole school ships it.
My rec: a teacher au! With post-it conversations and lots of pining (in a good way).
Iron Chef  (T | 4k by MemoryDragon)
Summary: Natasha has a broken leg, Tony is in the kitchen cooking, and Steve has a crush he's not sulking about. Chicken soup must be good for the soul, right?
My rec: Tony is feeling guilty (completely unnecessarily ofc) so he cooks (bc that’s totally logical right?) a really cute cooking fic that’s pretty close to early mic canon.
The T-Shirt Means I Love You (G | 1k by laireshi)
Summary: "You’re wearing my clothes.”
Steve wants to take the words back as soon as he said them, because obviously Tony isn’t wearing his clothes, Tony’s not wearing any clothes, Tony’s an artificial intelligence, but Steve wishes Tony were corporeal and wearing his clothes, preferably in his bed.
My rec: AI Tony!!! Steve with a crush! I love it! If you haven’t read the comics it probably won’t make much sense but you can still get by because why wouldn’t you want to read this fic???
Saving You (The Promises Kept Remix) (T | 1.5k by laireshi)
Summary: Tony knows Steve’s weak spot, and he knows that it’s him. For once, it’s not a scary thought, because he will do exactly what Steve asked him to do: he will fight, he will try, and he will succeed in bringing Steve down.
Because he loves Steve, and because Steve loves him, too.
My rec: mmm another great 616 fic by this author (seriously go read everyone they’ve ever written, you’ll love it). Getting Steve back from Hydra-Cap with lots of feels.
Lovesick (T | 3k by royal_chandler)
Summary: The depth of the flu aisle in the pharmacy is substantial, overwhelmingly so, and Steve is half-convinced he needs to return to the front and trade his basket for a full-on cart.
My rec: a super cute sick!fic! Steve takes care of a sick Tony and has lots of feels about it.
Let Me Be Your Good Night (T | 44k by malfoys_cousin)
Summary: Inspired by the prompt: "I was studying at 3am and accidentally locked myself out of my dorm room and you have a job with weird hours so you walked by to see me sitting by my door crying in my pajamas. Help me I'm a wreck."
Alternatively: Tony does not function without caffeine. He just doesn't.
My rec: college au! Tony is an oblivious (but loveable) idiot who really loves coffee (and Steve).
Anti-Virus (G | 4k by marinarusalka)
Summary: Steve didn't think he could get sick any more. He was wrong. Tony didn't think of himself as the caretaking type. He was wrong too.
My rec: sick!fic ft adorable Tony taking case of a sick Steve.
Ten Romantic Valentine's Day Ideas for Busy People (M | 3k by BlossomsintheMist)
Summary: Steve and Tony do their best to celebrate Valentine's Day together. They're busy and it's not perfect, but it ends up surprisingly romantic all the same.
My rec: valentine’s day fic! This is steamy hot and gives you all the good feels. Established relationship and they are so in love!
Be No Stranger (All Your Saints and Soldiers Remix) (T | 6k by jibrailis)
Summary: That's the twenty-first century love song, baby. Glitz and glamour and every one of us is a liar.
My rec: I love this fic sooooo much! A difference kind of time travel fic, where Steve gets stuck in Tony’s past and Tony has to go through different times in his life to find Steve and get him back. It’s amazing, go read it!
Tagging some people who might be interested: @nasafic @sabrecmc @itsallavengers @ishipallthings @goodmorningbeloved @sineala
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britishchick09 · 4 years
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barbie star light adventure livewatch
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over the past couple days, i’ve been reliving my barbiehood with diamond castle and magic of pegasus. i didn’t do a livewatch for those since i’ve seen them already, but i have a fresh one today: barbie star light adventure! the newest barbie movie i’ve seen is princess and the popstar in 2012, so i’m excited to see one of her more recent adventures! :D
ok wow this world is cool! :D
idk what’s going on but it’s cool
barbie looks amazing
the animation has really improved
awww pupcorn is like shiver
oh wow she’s actually called barbie in this one!
lots of people in the comments of a full version on yt said the dad was hot and he’s not really to me? he’s super young tho
barbie: “will pupcorn will transform into a dog?” if pupcorn isn’t a dog... THEN IS SHE A PEEPO?
awww little buddy :)
ooh what work is this barbie?
ok wow levitation through humming? the jedi should try that
pupcorn is so cute and i love him ♥
ok wow she’s pink
idk why it’s pink but it’s cool
lol
cool exposition that barbie probably already knows
dad: "we wanted to raise you in a quieter place” *ANIMALS START CHIRPING*
why is the dad so flipping young
barbie: “i was on fire!” yo barbie so lit
the description said barbie is a princess, but the king sent a message for 2 skilled hoverboarders so she clearly isn’t a princess and is instead a hoverboard champ
nice spit take barbie lol
i wish we could’ve seen the hoverboard games it sounds fun
paraden is a cool name :D
space ranch
lol at the robot
how can stars forget how to dance? is it a metaphor... or lore?
ooh prophecy
barbie: "imagine a world without stars.” just move to the busy city
omg that sky is beautiful ♥
awww little starlight :)
barbie: “it’s scary dad. i’m scared” a little reduntant but awww :(
dad: “everything comes from the heart” words to live by papa ♥
what a pretty music box ♥
ooh song
it sounds surprisingly good
this is like into the unknown
i’m so making gifs of this song the visuals are beautiful! ♥
omg it’s the cloud kingdom from magic of pegasus
oh wow lotta funky space people
omg barbie put pupcorn in her suitcase with no air PUPCORN ABUSE
awww barbie and her dad are so sweet ♥
i hope pupcorn doesn’t transform in the movie HE’S SO CUTE AS HE IS
dad: “good luck... my little starlight” awww ♥
oh no the love interest
yo they’re teleporting epic
wowza she’s in a honeycomb
that pink fairy almost sounded like pinkie pie
oh hey kathleen barr funny seeing you in the third barbie movie i’ve seen this week
OMG I REMEMBER THE PINK ONE AS A DOLL AT TARGET
ooh nice dress
...or not
oh hey it magically adjusted to her noice
awww the locket is such a good tough :)
OH CRAP SHE’S LATE THE FAIRIES ARE GONNA BE SO TICKED
barbie’s gonna be like anna and make an awkward entrance isn’t she
oof what a first impression
hey her pink streak got bigger
and hey the robot pushed her like kai did with anna
oof that was awkward
hey it’s the pink and blue dolls
OMG BARBIE SNORTED THAT’S SO CUTE
barbie: “me? do i look like an entitled royal whose only job is to show up and wave?” yo what a roast
leo is the
yo this sallee chick is cool
barbie thinks so too OTHER LOVE INTEREST I SEE
omg the king guy is encouraging the clapping lol
‘you belong here’ is exactly what honeymaren said to elsa and look what happened DON’T LET THAT HAPPEN LEO
barbie: *doesn’t seem to like the food* *...eats it anyways*
omg she’s gay for sallee yasssssss
she’s so much like anna omg so awkward and adorable
pink/blue girls: “that dress is totally COSMIC!” oh my stars that’s so light
karina makes things light and sharina makes things heavy
telepathic twins huh
leo after barbie said her mom passed away: “this is... awk...ward...”
did sallee call leo FLYBOY OMG:
DON’T LISTEN TO KARINA SITTING DOWN AT THE TABLE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED IT’S DISTURBING
oh wow barbie chose red huh? i guess it’s the closest to pink
fading food sounds cool
barbie: “we have everything you have” *doesn’t know what utensil to use*
yo sallee is savage af
wait pupcorn is the species name?
barbie: “how do you dance to a lullaby?” it’s a waltz you uncultured space gal
omg barbie and leo are so awkward
barbie: “you just have to feel the beat!” ...to a waltz?
cool clapping
hey it’s like the beginning cafeteria song in eqg
YO NOW THERE’S A SICK BEAT YO
barbie: “the king doesn’t make the rules on how to dance!” the king: “THIS IS NOT. HOW. YOU. DANCE!” lol
ketchup and sour cream? ew? (and why is it not space-themed?)
ew she eats ketchup and sour cream on everything?
awww dad is so supportive :)
woah cool hoverboard moves sallee
hey they’re having fun! :D
the sky is so pretty omg ♥
they both came there to fix the stars ♥
hey this robot is like c3p0 and the lights are like the map from force awakens
shocking the stars back to order sounds sort of villainy...?
barbie and leo are doing kung fu on a purple block thing cool cool
the twins: “that was astromazing!” ugh...
hey the robot is named artemis do you think he knows cats on the moon?
wowza it’s like a roller coaster for hoverboards
sallee has done harder tracks since she was 5 how
yo what’s leo doing
barbie: “wow! :o” someone’s in loooove
barbie: “let’s work together!” isn’t that what you’re supposed to be doing sorta?
“go team go!”
OH NO SHEENA’S GONNA BE DED
oh good she’s not
the king: “they seem ready for anything.” leo: “i’m ready for dinner!”
the track: wait there’s more! :D
if sallee won the race then wouldn’t karina?
omg barbie and sallee are talking alone
why is sallee’s hair in a long ponytail when her hair was in short cropped hair earlier?
OMG IS PUPCORN BECOMING A CAT
HE’S A CATCORN
rip pupcorn he was a great pupper :/ (although i like catcorn)
catcorn can’t fly i take that back
♫ we’re gonna have a montage... a fly training montaaaage! ♫
the king: “bhar-beh”
yo the king seriously seems like a villain and it’s not just because he’s a jerk to barbie he just has a bad vibe to him
the twins: “galacticly.. awesome!” ugh....
the king wants them to capture a starlion and barbie doesn’t want to THAT’S SUPER VILLAINY DON’T YA THINK
sallee to leo: “no pressure flyboy” ;)
hey they’re at the space grand canyon cool
nice twin trolling leo :D
OMG IS THAT BIG THING A STARLION
awww it’s sorta cute
hey the starlion likes the beat :)
hey it’s song time!
OH NO THEY’RE CAPTURING IT AFTER ALL THAT WTF GUYS
i agree with barbie THIS ISN’T RIGHT
awwww she’s so nice :)
the king ain’t happy tho
the king: “why would you go against my orders?” ‘cuz you a bish
oh he wanted a starlion to guide them to the galaxy ohhhhh
BUT HE DIDN’T EXPLAIN IT TO THEM AT ALL SO HE’S STILL A BISH
awww catcorn comforting barbie :( ♥
it’s the music locket! :)
listen to your heart barbie yas! :D
i know i said this earlier but the sky is beautiful af ♥
the king: “she’s not your equal. she’s not a champion!” sallee: “no. she’s better.” awww :)
OMG IT’S THE STARLION
YO HE’S GONNA EAT THE KING YASSSSS
or not ok that was fleetingly short victory
HE REINSTATED BARBIE VICTORY RETURNED! :D
and she’s leader now yay!
her pink streak gets smaller then bigger is it because she’s using her power? hmmm...
leo plz don’t sing :(
yay barbie’s singing the locket song! :D
it’s so nice :)
although it doesn’t sound like her voice at all or like a voice that would be coming out of her mouth at real time but it has nice lyrics
hey leo’s joining in
they all sound autotuned now that’s a bit annoying but oh well song’s nice
journey time! :D
the starlion is best protector
yo it’s a weird planet
and the controls are touch screen with a pic of the ship? coolio
the king said ‘it’s almost time!’ that sounds villainy againnnn...
hey they’re surrounded by spiky pink coronavirus
hey catcorn is flying! :D
lol at the king getting zapped
THANKS FOR SCREWING EVERYTHING UP KING
leo: “hey this looks like a button! I’m gonna push it!” did they ever teach you about buttons mr leo
wowza this is pretty
leo: “don’t start panicking. ...ok start panicking!” lol
ok wow they’re in the galaxy heart and even they think it’s beautiful!
the king: “step aside while i save the galaxy!” oh shut up you
something is gonna go wrong isn’t it
I WAS RIGHT IT’S GETTING WORSE YOU KING YOU
KING WHAT DID YOU DO
ALL THE STARS ARE FREAKING GONE THE FRICK DID YOU DO
awww barbie cuddled one close to her :(
WAIT WHAT’S THAT HUMMING
oh no why did barbie close her eyes
omg light ray
omg the stars are being saved
now it’s really like into the unknown barbie just did a light twirl
is the song her mom’s spirit or something? that would be cool
omg she transformed is this like show yourself
barbie is the star spirit now
wow this is stunning
YO STAR EXPLOSIONNNNNNNNNNN
SHE DID ITTTTTTTT
BARBIE SAVED THE WORLDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
OMG HER DAD SAW HER DAD SAW HER TRIUMPH
omg artemis is crying ♥
barbie gave the king a sad brief frown is she gonna forgive him
THEY’RE TALKING HE’S CHASTISING HER AND WEAVED IT INTO A COMPLEMENT
they’re friends now this is great ;D
they just did hyperspeed star wars who
barbie’s late again
AND SO IS SALLEE??????
it’s not awkward like the first time thank you
sallee: “they’re cheering for you!” barbie: “they’re cheering for us.”
DAD’S HERE YAY!: D
barbie doesn’t know how she’s a princess i love that ♥
the king is so awkward at dancing :D
 of course the robot does the robot
barbie’s having fun and i love that :D
narrator who?
what a pretty sky ♥
and a great movie! :D
that was surprisingly great since it’s a new barbie movie. i’m knocking off half a point because the lore wasn’t really explained in the beginning (but started to make sense later on) and the twins get half a point off because they were a little annoying. the highest score i give movies is a 9/10 (no movie is perfect) so this movie is an 8/10! it’s easily one of my favorite barbie movies and it might even be in the top 3! what a fun adventure in the stars! :D
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Ayesha Liveblogs Fairy Tail S2
It seems like Gray was too pretty so they decided to dress him down a bit
“Are you and Loke going out?” I mean in a manner of speaking they are bonded for life
Don’t stand him up Lucy that’s not very nice - I stand corrected he apparently doesn’t care 
DON’T BE CREEPY JUVIA LET GRAY LIVE 
“Would you get OUT OF HERE?” Lucy’s reaction to thinking other people like her is the same as mine
“What is this strange sensation I’m feeling?” rohypnol
Fgdfjghdkfjghkjfdkjhg IT’S A RIVALRY POTION THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER
GRAY’S GONNA TRY TO FLY OH MY GOD
“And so Lucy’s bad luck with men has crossed into a second consecutive episode” 
THAT’S RIGHT YOU FIGHT THAT ARROGANT HORIZON BABY
Those boat boys are so nice constantly looking out for Lucy
Lucy.... you are a wizard.... you have spirits who can help you stave off attackers
Papa Heartlessfilia returns to be a dick to his daughter once more
“You loooove her” “Watch it or I’ll punch your face in, Cat!” that is not a no Gray
Every time Lucy is remotely in danger Gray, Natsu and Erza run like the wind to be with her she is so adored
“The uniforms aren’t all that bad if you ask me,” said Gray, in a bowtie and underpants 
I can’t believe that they’re teaming up with One Direction
They didn’t exactly send the most diplomatic members of the guild 
“DO NOT TOUCH” same Lucy same leave the underage girl alone Hibiki
“I’m so over the posing” “I think they’re starting to grow on me” Lucy and Gray’s snarky asides about the Backstreet Boys are giving me life 
Maiden of the Sky sounds like a celestial spirit name but it seems pretty soon after the whole Loke thing to do another wizard-is-really-an-otherworldly-being and also Virgo is technically the maiden
Wendy is kind of young to have become a dragon slayer more than seven years ago how old was she when that happened like 5?
At this point it’s just like blue hair = related to Jellal
Lyon, upon seeing a bunch of adorable cartoon squirrels: What are they, Goblins?
“I’m the fastest man alive” is that so Toucan Sam
I can’t believe Jellal stopped to rob Erigor of his clothing lmao 
“You’re a ventreeloquist?” Gfgkfdjhjfdkdkjghfkgl Natsu pls 
Lucy has chemistry with literally everyone I mean she’s probably gonna marry Natsu but everyone she interacts with would marry her
Don’t use the enemy’s vehicle Gray he’s probably gonna take your magic away
Gray @ Lyon: Be my riding bitch
“That’s weird, why are they taking off their clothes?” Because they are ridiculous
I guess Racer isn’t so quick with monologues 
What the fuck when all’s said and done Lyon wasn’t even that bad he hasn’t really hurt anyone he did not deserve to be Goku’d in Racer’s Cell attack
I gotta say though, the fact Lyon sacrified himself specifically for Gray was also very Extra like bruh you were just talking shit about how you’re not friends
“No matter the era, the ones who triumph are the rich” He’s a literal capitalist puppet
I am expecting Karen to come up based on the images of Aries and Leo in this intro so right now my best guess is that Hibiki knew Karen and when he sees Lucy’s spirits Nirvana will affect him
“I guess Evil Natsu wouldn’t be much different than Normal Natsu” Natsu is chaotic good
“He’s got plenty of info on Lucy, a newcomer to Fairy Tail, definitely easy on the eyes. He likes the whole package” GRAY’S ATTRACTION TO LUCY HAS BEEN #EXPOSED
Since Angel is a celestial wizard she probably has Aries 
Oh wow my theory about Hibiki was actually very accurate I’m almost surprised
My darling girl Lucy offering her life for her spirits and giving all the Zodiac hope for a better future <33333333333
YASSSS LUCY GETS A POWER-UP I AM LOVING THIS GO HIBIKI
“Why does she look like she fought a tornado head-on?” Hate to break it to you Lucy but ur the tornado
I knew Lyon wouldn’t be gone for long that death scene was too ambiguous
“Wow Natsu, where’d you find that get-up?” said the shirtless man with patterned skinny jeans
That was a beautiful speech Jellal but why does everyone thinking killing themselves is the solution to everything like calm down for a minute
Erza is so strong she just hoisted herself and a full grown man from the edge of the tower she was dangling on
“Now, the world is doomed,” Jellal still retained his penchant for dramatics I guess
I know Jellal has made Erza’s life a living hell but also now that he’s an amnesiac I kind of want them to make out
“Stupid hot-head nearly gave me a heart attack” You’re giving him Gray hairs Natsu
Props to Fairy Tail for actually having different members win different battles like a lot of anime prefer to have most battles eventually finished off by the Chosen One but they actually do a good job of letting Natsu save his strength and usually only fight once or twice depending on the situation
 I’m very concerned about why the babes are crying in the intro who is hurting them 
I just want an in-character season commentary of Lucy and Gray making snarky comments about everyone they know
Is Dragon Slaying really a lost magic if Natsu knows like five dragonslayer at this point
Cobra: I’m not lonely look my best friend is with me it’s this snake
Lmao @ Natsu biting his enemies
Omg have my character commentary dreams come true Gray and Lucy have not stopped their asides
“I think it’s just cause that’s the kind of thing villains do” Gray doesn’t have any time for villainous tragic backstories
“I can’t wait to see your face as I twist your body apart” calm down Edward Speculum Hands
I LOVE IT WHEN PROTAGONISTS LIST THE FLAWS IN ENEMY ATTACKS GO ERZA
I like how Erza’s artificial eye (for all intents and purposes, a disability) is continuously portrayed as a strength rather than a weakness
So it’s sort of like Zero is to Brain as Voldemort is to Tom Riddle like neither one is good but one was perceived as charismatic and had goals and the other was like “my crazy lifeforce magic has induced albinism also I’m here to murder everyone”
IS HE SERIOUSLY GOING TO MURDER ALL THOSE PEOPLE
“What happened?” Divine intervention??
HIBIKI MY SMART BEAUTIFUL SLUTTY MESS
REN, SHERRY, LYON, HIBIKI, EVE I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
They weren’t crying they were rising from the ashes my babies I’m gonna physically weep 
Happy looks like he’s seen into hell jfc
Jellal, swaying from side to side as he tries to walk: I’m perfectly fine
How dare you Jellal I was rooting for you
“Although I have no recollection of acting like a vile cretin, it seems that was the case” I don’t know what I love more this psyche out, Jellal holding himself accountable for actions he can’t remember, or the fact he calls himself a ‘vile cretin’
I’m proud of Jellal for sending a replacement not all characters have such foresight
“Know that whatever happens, I, Igneel, will always be proud of you” why is this dragon a better dad than Lucy’s actual dad
Amazing Gray popped out of that collapsing building like a firework
“Who’s that, another pretty boy from Blue Pegasus?” lmao I guess Lucy and Gray have never seen Jellal’s actual face
Erza confessing quietly confessing to her feelings to Jellal while pink squirrels mime their inner affection is my jam
BLOCKHEAD IS BROTHERS WITH THE CAPITALIST PUPPET THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
I can’t believe Jellal’s last name is Fernandes
On one hand it makes sense that Richard and Jellal pay for their crimes but on the other hand Jellal literally can’t remember doing anything wrong and they’ve both since reformed
Gdfgjhdfkjghkfjdhg every single member of the alliance would risk their freedom not only for Jellal but for Erza’s happiness 
Just OTP things: When one of them doesn’t have a name and the one goes “yes you do” and gives them one
Blue Pegasus and Fairy Tail are so ridiculous it’s great
This is deeply traumatizing for Wendy all she’s ever known was a lie
But if they were all illusions how did they make real clothing for the girls 
“Sherry!” “Ren!” Does this imply not only the Lyon reciprocated Sherry’s feelings but that EVE AND REN WERE A THING
“Snakes aren’t manly enough to fly” Elfman pls
GAJEEL “I’m a dragon slayer too, when do I get my flyin’ kitty-kat, huh?” I CNA’T BREATHE
I hope Gajeel wants to be her partner I will fucking weep
Gray seems so sombre and sinister as he talks about the dragons I don’t trust this
“I’m through with Fairy Tail and I’m through with all of you” Gray is going full Sasuke what is going on
I’m crying the way they measure Gray’s realness is by how often he strips
I love Erza:
Elfman: You’re gonna need a man with you
Erza: No
Um?? Why would Gray do this??? Where is he really?? What is going on
I’m very upset about all this if Gray was going to go dark he would need the length of an entire arc to justify instead of this random garbage betrayal which is probably filler
“You can’t have Fairy Tail without Natsu. That’s not even a possibility!” That’s gay
Natsu’s inner voice: [Gray] can’t help that he’s awesome
Honestly this filler is 1/10 if they are going to have Gray and Natsu properly at odds in the future I need it to be at least 500% more homoerotic
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