#and brooke was so funny in this

[mintypsii]

not brook shipping zosan

(from when sanji got nami's body in ph)

bonus: 🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️

#i dont personally ship zosan but brook is so real for this #i just thoufht it was funny it made me giggle #one piece #op #zosan #sanzo #vinsmoke sanji #roronoa zoro #uhhh should i tag nami #i dont know if it counts or not #whatever #cat burglar nami #soul king brook #punk hazard #episode 591 #min watches one piece

[beaulesbian]

wano + strawhats' (and heart pirates) wanted posters, chapter 951.

#usopp and robin trying to pass a checkpoint and brook making a scene as a ghost to help them aksdsj so funny #and the 'polar bear' for bepo aksdsk #wano arc #one piece #one piece ch 951 #usopp #nico robin #brook one piece #straw hat crew #heart pirates #mine #gif:op manga

[wigglesdtuff]

So my 40 year old coworker likes to make a lot of dad jokes and in retaliation he now knows way too much information about One Piece than he ever wanted to I'm sure, but he thinks Brook is funny, so I've started leaving Skull Jokes on his desk. Here are the first three.

#one piece #brook #brook one piece #mugiwara #straw hats #i am already afraid i'm gonna run out of funny skull jokes i think the bone-ly one was the best one so far #i've peaked and it's downhill but at least we're having fun #he bought me a luffy keychain and a bonekichi pop figure unprompted so i don't think he's bothered LOL #he's like my work brother it's great

[as-i-watch]

Of all the people that could've walked through that door I think this is the funniest. You can see Brook re-evaluating his perception of reality

#this was so funny to me #he looks almost offended to find this like bitch what this #as i watch one piece #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #soul king brook #one piece brook #wano arc ii

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

be more chill color wheel 🌈

(⬇️ with color filter)

#i have my own reasons and complex thoughts behind the colors i chose btw #it's funny how no two people in the fandom can agree on what colors the characters are lmao #this was the wrong fucking pen to work with it looks so messy 😭 still very proud of it tho #also i'm sorry for drawing fire next to rich but don't take it seriously. in my defense what else was i supposed to draw there huh. #i think i deserve a pass. if anyone knows how to give rich proper depth and not just reduce him to the fire it's me/hj #bmc #be more chill #squip squad #michael mell #rich goranski #brooke lohst #jake dillinger #christine canigula #jeremy heere #chloe valentine #jenna rolan #when you gaze into the abyss's art

[boypurse]

*soaphie* HAIIIII CHARLESS😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

“allo sophie!!”

#he says hi it’s fact of life i find this so funny #idk if he says hi actually but i’d like to think he did #yewsss distorted dead spirit he still has the time to say hello! #twf 3 #twf4 #the walten files #twf #charles brook twf #charles brook #pin.txt #is this not him tho i’m tweakin

[moongothic]

Seen people share their headcanons of what would Luffy call Crocodile if Crocodad was Real, and it did get me wondering

Like on one hand, Luffy has a perfect track-record with respecting trans people and not misgendering anyone, so if Crocodad Real, Luffy wouldn't misgender him

But also, Luffy has two braincells, and having two people to call "dad" would probably be confusing for him. And Luffy doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd either of his parents "Father" either. Canonically Luffy tends to use more affectionate terms for his family, including Dragon despite never having ever met him ("tou-chan", "ji-chan" for Garp, "nii-chan" for Ace. Note the lack of the polite "o" at the begining, and the use of "chan" instead of "san". The take-away here is that he's basically being a bit familiar and kind of affectionate)

And let us not forget, how Luffy loves giving nicknames to people

So it would be perfectly on-brand for Luffy to come up with a new nickname for Crocodile, if only to help differentiate The Dads

(Like yes, Luffy does technically have a nickname for Crocodile already ("wani", lit. "crocodile"), but it's not really an affectionate nickname (or a particularly disrespectful one either, kind of neutral (though calling someone you're not friends with by a nickname is kind of rude)). And while Luffy can and does drop the funny nicknames for people if he decides he likes them enough (see Hammock turning into Hancock, or Luffy learning Bonney's name and using it because he felt bad for her), if Luffy did learn about Crocodile being his other dad and wanted to treat him as such (which he also might not, to be fair)... yeah he could come up with a new nickname)

Now the question just is... what kind of a nickname would Luffy then come up with?

And because I'm a fucking loser with a passion for translation and localization, I'm almost specifically interested in what kind of a nickname Luffy would come up with in Japanese. And partially because, depending on the nickname, it could just be the exact same nickname in English too. Like Luffy's "Yama-o" got localized as "Yamabro" because the "o" (written as 男, lit. "man") needed to be translated and localized for the nickname to hit the same in English. Same for shit like "split head" for Foxy or "giant shallot" for Moria, or "wani" getting localized as "gator" because Luffy calling Crocodile a "crocodile" as a nickname would not make any sense in English lmao

So... a cute nickname that makes it easy for Luffy to call Crocodile his "dad" without it getting confusing with calling Dragon "dad". Maybe something that ties to his name already and preferably rolls off the tongue easily in Japanese... Like we have our Crocodads and Dadodiles but these nicknames are based in English, so they don't roll off the tongue nicely -> Can't imagine Luffy saying either. But... I think the fans are onto something there... There must be a variation of this nickname that would work well in Japanese...

Papadile.

I could see Luffy coming up with a nickname like that. It would roll off the tongue pretty easily. The only counter argument against it I can think of would be that Luffy does not seem like the kind of guy who would call anyone "papa". Like that word does not fit in his mouth.

...Anything else?

Well. I guess there is the third, forbidden option of Luffy calling him "oyaji" ("pops"), much like Whitebeard's crew called their captain too.

But that just leads us to an interesting thought; what the fuck would Crocodile prefer Luffy call him?

I mean this is Sir "Call me what you will" Crocodile, who generally does not seem to care that much about what people call him. Like we could take that and just assume Crocodile would not give a fuck about what Luffy called him, but it's also possible this could be like The One Exception to The Rule. And there's many potential reasons why too

Like there's the practical side of things where it could be a pain in Crocodile's ass if the world found out the two were related, because it'd mean anything bad happening to either one could be used against the other. Someone targetting Luffy could be then used intentionally to target Crocodile and viceversa. As Dragon said, a child is a parent's weak spot after all. So it could still be in Crocodile's self-interest to keep their blood relation a secret. But also; Crocodile had to leave his child behind. Much like how Olvia felt like she had no right to call herself Robin's mom, it'd make sense to me if Crocodile felt kind of the same. That regardless of their blood connection, he had no right to call himself Luffy's father, let alone deserve to be called that after what he'd done to Luffy.

So maybe Crocodile would prefer to be just called by his name. Maybe he'd be satisfied with that. Perhaps being called "pops" would lowkey annoy the shit out of him because it would just remind him of That Asshole Who Took His Hand and beat his ass. Which, y'know, fair. Perhaps "Papadile" would be just a bit too ridiculous and cutesy for him tolerate. And perhaps Luffy calling him "dad" (or "father", or any variation of it) would be a lot more emotionally compromising to Crocodile than he'd like to admit, especially if he believed he would never be called that

But knowing Luffy, if he knows being called "dad" made Crocodile happy (even if he didn't want to admit it), and if Luffy did decide he liked Crocodile/accepted him as his other dad... He'd probably keep on calling Crocodile some variation of "dad", even if he insisted that "Crocodile was fine"

Also worth noting that according to this SBS, if Croc did raise a child that child would use 父上 ("chichiue"), which is quite a formal way to call someone Father

So that would be Crocodile's canon preferred term but god knows there'd be no way in hell he'd be able to convince Luffy to call him that, shit's way too formal for Luffy

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #I think the most likely thing would be Luffy calling Dragon the cutesy ''tou-chan'' and Crocodile ''otou-san'' #It would be more formal than Luffy normal would use but I do feel like Crocodile would veto ''oyaji'' if Luffy tried that #Also considdering the two's relationship so far I think Luffy could try to be SLIGHTLY more formal with Croc than with Dragon #Like they did try to kill each other. Perhaps Croc hasn't earned the -chan from Luffy y'know lmao #But if Luffy wanted to specifically come up with a new **nickname** then Papadile seems the most likely #Regardless I do feel like Papadile would be what like what the Strawhats could start calling Crocodile though lmao #(Namely Nami Sanji and Usopp) (They're not immune to using nicknames for comedic effect) (And let's be real it'd be funny) #(I'd say Robin wouldn't call him that but you know if she wanted to tease him while knowing he can't really stop her. Go off queen) #(Jinbei would just call him by his name though still I'm sure) (Zoro Franky and Brook could go either way)

[glitchy-grump]

Wheed BLUNTEN smoking

#digital drawing #one piece #one piece fanart #jinbei #brook #one piece jinbei #soul king brook #jinbrook #i was not intending on posting this but. i saw it again in my camera roll and thought it was insanely funny so you guys have to see it too #tw drugs #weed #tw weed

[fcb-mv33]

“It’s very difficult to come here as Checos teammate cause the whole country is rooting for him”

Funny that because I never heard of Checo needing extra protection due to Max fans. Never heard Zandvoort pushing a massive message of respect with Checos face all over the posts like Mexico GP are doing rn.

Truly an embarrassing statement from sky sports once again and I think they don’t want to admit why Max needs the extra protection or that he was subject to boos last weekend (not the governor) because it takes away their narrative of Max is evil, Max fans are nasty people, the orange army is full of hooligans.

If this was another driver we would be seeing sky promoting their anti online hate message but when it is Max it’s something they can laugh at an excuse.

#I cannot stand Rachel Brooks because she is so anti Max it isn’t even funny #trying to Gaslight his yesterday and now this #embarrassing once again from Sky sports #max verstappen #rambles #f1 #formula 1 #red bull racing

[rosypeachblossoms]

Watched Blazing Saddles (1974) and man… 😮‍💨🥵

You know what they say… 🤭

Save a horse, ride a…

#sexy blue eyed cowboy #my dumbass was barking at the fucking tv everytime his handsome face would show up #he’s delicious I wanted to eat him UP #this movie was so fucking wild #the amount of slurs gave me whiplash but luckily gene didn’t say any #him and cleavon little were such a good pair they were so funny together #Gene wilder #blazing saddles #blazing saddles 1974 #Mel brooks #cleavon little

[misslovasstuff]

I want to know what song he’d request 🩵

#thriller bark my beloved #Brook is so funny I love him #one piece #one piece sanji #sanji #op sanji #one piece brook #soul king brook #brook one piece #thriller bark #one piece anime

[tobasco-star]

THIS WAS ONE OF VERY FEW

ONLY

TIMES THIS GAG WAS FUNNY

#one piece #strawhats #straw hat crew #soul king brook #ITS SO FUNNY THR WAY HE APROCHED CAMIE TOO LIKE???? HI BRO WHY ARE YOU PREEMPTIVLY BENT OVER #sabaody archipelago

[proteusolm]

It's wild how so many trout species are invasive as hell, but get a free pass because fisherman like them. Rainbow trout are invasive to most of the world, and are considered one of the worst invasive fish out there, but it is rarely acknowledged. Brown trout are invasive to North America and are a huge factor in the decline of our native brook trout here (alongside degradation of cold stream habitats), and you will still never see a fly fisherman treat them with anything but the utmost care. It feels so strange to go and do a stream health assessment on a brook trout stream in which the brookie population is possibly now gone altogether due to being outcompeted by brown trout, then see a video of a fisherman in Canada lovingly releasing a big brown trout they caught back into the wild while emphasizing how important it is to release them carefully to keep them breeding. Take it home and eat it if it isn't native, or at least naturalized where you live!!! Please!!!

#That assessment was last fall #And we found not ONE brook trout #All brown trout #So sad!! #@ #And humans deliberately did that! We put them there so we could fish for them! AAAA #Funny enough. Brook trout are in turn invasive in many places.

[t4yce]

luxx + mistress after the top 2 were announced

#luxx noir london #mistress isabelle brooks #rpdr 15 #rpdr s15 #rpdredit #rupaul's drag race #drag race #rpdr #gif* #this was so funny pls 😭

[whatasmoothgardener]

I really adore Barnaby as a character tbh. Fusing the rich princely unobtainable guy from shoujo romances with the arrogant loner with a tragic past from a shounen action series to make a guy who gets called “Bunny” by his DILF partner in a seinen superhero workplace anime.

#barnaby brooks jr #T&B #Tiger & Bunny #tiger and bunny #TnB #hes just such a fun character to rotate around in my head #T&B IS a workplace anime DO NOT argue this with me #their workplace is just the entire city kdfjl;djlfkgj #the fact that he has the personality of a shounen manga rival but actively enjoys doing model stuff and has a whole princely public persona #is SOOOOOO funny to me #and the fact that he does underwear/speedo shoots #ITS SO FDKGDFJGDFKGKKF #my posts

[beanghostprincess]

musician!sanuso au in which usopp is a very famous singer (by 'very famous' meaning: being famous in specific, indie circles but, yeah, famous. he has a decent amount of fans) under the name of "sogeking" and sanji (who thinks, by the way, that he's extremely straight) falls in love with him and his voice. important fact: usopp wears the sogeking costume, so sanji doesn't know what he looks like.

basically, sanji is friends with robin, and franky (her boyfriend) knows a guy (brook) that can get them all (luffy and zoro too) tickets to see this sogeking guy. sanji doesn't actually want to go, if he's being honest, but it's robin's idea so of course he says yes. the thing is- she- she likes weird music, alright? her taste is a bit different from sanji's and he isn't sure about spending all night listening to some guy whispering weird stuff into a mic with a bit of an 80s energy and dark undertones. but, yeah, robin asks, so he goes.

on the other hand, usopp only wears the costume because he's always an anxious, insecure mess, and refuses to let others know he's the one singing. the only thing his father left him before going away was a guitar and the guy can't even play it now in front of others. awesome. and he never really intended to become "famous", it's just that kaya, nami and vivi (he's childhood best friends with kaya and met nami/vivi in high school) told him to participate in a music contest and one thing led to another and now he has a manager and plays for a lot of people who actually want to listen to him. he isn't complaining, but he's glad he's wearing a mask.

so, sanji goes to see sogeking.

and it kind of, sort of, definitely changes his life.

he's glad zoro is already chugging his third beer and does not care enough to look at sanji, because otherwise he would see the complete blushing mess he's been reduced to while listening to sogeking sing.

he falls in love. it can only be that. he keeps telling himself that it's just his voice. that it doesn't mean he likes men. but he knows the feeling of love all too well to ignore the way his heart is pounding against his chest with the sound of the drums.

he's fucked. he knows he's fucked. it's not just a fan thing. fuck. he wonders if this sogeking guy kisses the same way he sings.

the night goes on and he's hypnotized by sogeking, but it doesn't mean he isn't having a fucking crisis. the last song is playing when one of his friends asks him what is wrong with him (he doesn't remember who it is, maybe franky) and those simple words send him over the edge. because no, he's not fine. and no, he doesn't like a man. and god, he definitely isn't in love with a guy he doesn't even know and would never recognize without a mask.

which is a funny thought, having in mind what happens next.

sanji storms out of the concert to catch his breath because this has never, ever happened to him before. he believes in love at first sight. he's a romantic, after all. but this isn't it. this isn't about looks or fate. it's deeper than that. he can't get rid of sogeking's voice still playing in his mind. so he ends up in what seems to be an alleyway in the back of the building, and anxiously starts to smoke like the addict he is. he said he was going to quit this... he definitely isn't now.

oh, but he misses the way sogeking finishes his last song and runs away from the stage. he feels he's going to throw up. too many looks on him. too much noise. too much pressure. not even nami can stop him before he ends up in the same alleyway as sanji, leaning against the door and taking deep breaths. in and out in and out in and ou-

and well. fuck. turns out he isn't alone because now the most handsome guy he has ever laid his eyes upon is trying to guide him through his panic attack, which only causes him even more anxiety. he wants to kind of die right now, because at least he'll die staring at an angel.

sanji, on the other hand, just has the need to help him because he understands how fucked up these things are. so he helps him through it. helps the stranger calm down until they can finally speak properly together.

usopp thanks him, sanji says that it was nothing. and usopp says something like: "i'm sorry you had to, uh, help me. it's just- sometimes crowds are just too much, you know? people expect so much from you sometimes and you just can't take it. there are so many people here. why? it's not- fuck. i feel so damn isolated sometimes. i- i'm sorry. you probably don't want to hear-"

to which sanji responds with: "no. it's fine. i understand. i think i do."

"really?"

"really."

their friendship starts with relieved laughs of understanding and a panic attack in an alleyway after the concert that changed their lives.

they exchange numbers for some reason. maybe it's still the rush of the concert a few seconds ago or the sogeking inside of him, but usopp is the one to ask him. sanji seems a bit surprised, but doesn't mind in the slightest to keep seeing usopp. it might sound cheesy, but the cook seriously thinks they were meant to find each other. friendships are weird all the time and he has always been very poetic, after all.

i'm not gonna bore all of you with what happens in between because this is just a random thought i had on my way home from work, but basically:

sanji and usopp become close. almost even best friends. and usopp is completely head over heels for sanji, so of course he will never tell him about being sogeking. not only because it's an identity only his best friends know about, but because it's embarrassing, and refuses to lose what he has with sanji for this. sanji loves usopp. they're practically best friends now! and- and, well, okay. he has to admit there's something between them that he can't put a name to, but it's more than an intimate friendship. and, somehow, he seems to never be able to let go of sogeking. so he never makes a move on usopp. he's stupid for being in love with someone he doesn't even know, but sanji is a romantic, after all.

there will never be somebody else. he keeps saying that. it's sogeking for him.

usopp is glad sanji is always busy when he has concerts, so that way he doesn't need to lie to him and cancel any plans! (the truth is, sanji goes to those same concerts all the time and usopp never happens to see him because sanji is always afraid of being recognized. in theory, nobody knows about him being so head over heels for the singer. his friends don't know he's there, either).

but one day usopp recognizes him in the crows (it was just a matter of time) and instead of getting all anxious and running away like he thought he would if this happened, he just keeps singing for sanji and only sanji. and if the cook notices this, he doesn't move from where he's standing. he's hypnotized.

long story short, usopp has a crisis because he doesn't know if he should tell sanji the truth, now that he knows he's a fan of sogeking. because sogeking is this cool superhero singer and of course sanji likes him. but would he like him if he knew who he truly is? so he refuses to say anything, even if the girls keep telling him to be honest. and sanji is having a whole crisis because he's extremely in love and they haven't even fucking talked (little does he know haha). and, besides, there's usopp too. he- he really likes usopp too, he realizes. romantically. it could be love, if it wasn't for sogeking.

and i'm going to be honest with all of you, i have no idea what is going to happen. but even if i knew i wouldn't tell you because i like it enough to be a fanfic and y'all are probably going to have to wait.

#okay so the friend groups are pretty much obvious but #zoro/luffy/robin/franky/sanji with established zolu and frobin #nami/vivi/kaya/usopp #funny thing usopp gets along with perona and uta bc they're a musical duo and he actually knows zoro and luffy but not much #zolu are ofc perouta's brothers #brook is a famous singer but like actually really famous #if you're wondering what type of songs sogeking plays just think about what if the front bottoms had cavetown lyrics #this is gonna become a thing someday #maybe #i don't promise anything #sanuso #black leg sanji #usopp #one piece