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bottombaron · 5 months

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oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #look im a reasonable guy #i dont get worked up easily and ive been around writers rooms and understand the pressures of writing a big show like wwdits #hell i even liked season 4 #but this has got to be one of the most offensive bs ive read that wasnt from 2015 #‘its only a small (but vocal) amount of people that actually want to see them together’#‘their love isnt ~s*xual~ they dont need to kiss its more ~profound~ than that’#‘you don’t REALLY want to see them together! (thats gross!)’#also ‘the power dynamic is ~problematic~’??? are you kidding me???#jfc its like someone literally got this out of the queerbating handbook from 2010 #and like yeah i know wwdits isnt queerbating but its queerness feels more performative when it treats an actual central relationship #like its a gross kinkything only a few freaks on the internet want #instead of a legitimate plausible story that deserves exploration #nandermo should be a triumph - a victory for the characters and something the writers should be pleased with writing #not…this.#like it’s some problem pressured reluctantly upon them that needs to be carefully defused #this has left a bad taste in my mouth

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pencilscratchins · 2 years

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im very excited for season 4 [ID in alt]

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someoldfires · 4 months

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this one goes out to my slayer!guillermo enjoyers (that includes nandor)

#wwdits #wwdits fanart #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #love this image of them love how nandor’s face really screams #oh noooo please dont overpower me in front of hundreds of vampires i would hate that……..#i had to pump out another one of these today bc the response for my last drawing was sooo nice thank u guys ❤️❤️❤️❤️#my art

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soft-cristobalite · 3 months

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Put 6 queer people in a room and see what happens

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #if anybody has a guide on how to draw men from this show pls let me know #cause i dont feel like i did it right the first time #anyways they all love each other in one way OR more than in one way #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #lazslo cravensworth #guillermo de la cruz #colin robinson #the guide #nandermo #guidja #They are the only two shipnames i know lol #gay vampires #>:)

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ink-through-her-veins · 5 months

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“We did some focus groups, and viewers think you should kiss,” the producer said, motioning vaguely between Nandor and Guillermo.

Guillermo shot up off the couch. “What!?!”

“It’s for ratings. A little bit of steamy—“

“No, no.” Nandor kept shaking his head as though he could shake the mental image out of it. “Absolutely not. I’m his boss.”

“What?” Guillermo kept repeating the word over and over.

“Look, now you broke, Guillermo!”

The producer rolled his eyes. Nandor gave him a wide-eyed, begging look. The producer sighed.

With another eye roll he flatly added, “I’m just saying what my boss is saying, which is kiss or we’re pulling the plug.”

“Then we have no choice, Guillermo. We must kiss!”

“What!?!”

And the kiss turned out to be far less awkward than Guillermo imagined, and far better than Nandor could have ever dreamed—not that he dreamed of such things. Guillermo was his employee. His incredibly soft lipped, warm, and skilled kissing employee. It would be entirely—

The producer shook Nandor from his fantasies, where he still held Guillermo, and could relive the blissful kiss for hours. He shoved a hand in front of Nandor’s face.

“Worth it,” Nandor thought as he shoved a roll of money into the man’s hands.

After all it wasn’t like he could just ask to kiss Guillermo, or make a move on him. It would be such an abuse of power. He was his boss.

#we take a break from one inappropriate workplace romance to discuss another #WWDITS #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #nandor the relentless #I have a type #it’s idiots in love #he’s his boss #ITHVwwditsficlet

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asimplelobsterhat · 7 months

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When Nandor is talking about having a wife to share all of his treasures from Al Qolnidar and at that exact moment the camera pans to Guillermo entering his secret room and immediately coming down the stairs to look at all of the cool shit on the table

#i can’t cope #Nandor literally resurrected all 37 of his wives just to find one he wanted to marry when his 38th wife was right there the whole time 😭#I love Nandor but he is the biggest dumbass ever actually #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #guillermo my beloved #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #damn these bitches gay #good for them

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lee-kangin · 1 year

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HARRY KANE (10) & SON HEUNGMIN (7) OF TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR The greatest partnership to ever exist in the world of football. “When you turn, I will be always there.”

BBC Sport / Kane and Son break the all-time record for Premier League goal combinations / The Guardian / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham, 07th May 2022 / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Manchester United 1-6 Tottenham, 04th October 2020 / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Aston Villa 0-4 Tottenham, 09th April 2022 / Kane-Son trademark celebration during Tottenham 2-0 West Ham United / Kane on Twitter after assisting Son on 4 goals against Southampton / Tottenham 1-0 Burnley, 26th Oct 2020 / Nice to Mich You, Son Heungmin / Premier League / Kane and Son hug during Manchester City 2-3 Tottenham, 19th Feb 2022 / Kane and Son hug during Tottenham 1-0 Crystal Palace, 20th Sept 2015 / Kane consoles Son during the Carabao Cup final against Manchester City / Kane and Son celebrate during Tottenham 5-2 Southampton, 26th Dec 2017 / Commentator on the Kane and Son partnership / Tottenham 2-0 Arsenal, 06th Dec 2020 / Caption from ‘Heungmin Son and Harry Kane guess their Premier League goal combinations’ / Stray Kids, I am YOU / Kane and Son celebrate during a 6-1 game against Leicester City, 18th May 2017 / Kane and Son celebrate during a 4-0 game against Everton, 13th Jan 2018 / Kane on Twitter / Frank O’Hara, ‘Morning’ / Kane wins the Golden Boot 20/21 / Son wins the Golden Boot 21/22 / Kane assists Son against Southampton / Caption from ‘Heungmin Son and Harry Kane guess their Premier League goal combinations’ / Mitski, Francis Forever / YouTube: Record breakers! Kane & Son react to becoming Premier League’s most deadly duo! / FootballJOE on Twitter, referencing Son’s trademark goal celebration, the ‘camera,’ through which he is looking at Kane / Gang of Youths, ‘Achilles Come Down’ / Kane and Son celebrate their goal against Arsenal / Kane on his relationship and link-ups with Son / Son and Kane on Instagram / Kane and Son after Kane assisted Son on four goals against Southampton / Tottenham 3-2 Ajax, 08th May 2019 / cr. Shaun Botterill, Getty Images / Commentator on the Kane and Son partnership / Tottenham 3-2 Manchester City, 19th Feb 2022 / Caption from ‘Heungmin Son and Harry Kane guess their Premier League goal combinations’

#footballedit #kaneson #tottenham hotspur #harry kane #son heungmin #son heung min #heungmin son #heung min son #tottenham #football #this is my magnum opus i spent an actual insane amount of time on this ... there is something SO deeply wrong with me.#i feel like this isn't enough to encompass the love they have for each other there needs to be MORE ... but i tried my best #in the end do you ever think about how they both grew up on different sides of the world with nothing binding them apart from a shared #desire to play football and to be the best at it. and how more than 2 decades later they found each other in london and became part of each #other's stories. because that's the crux of it isn't it? there will be no book written about one of them without mentioning the other.#they've become so intertwined over the years you can't tell where one starts and the other ends.#the amount of respect and admiration that they hold for each other is actually insane. like sonny talking about how harry is the best #striker in the world and - not pictured here - how he believed he could win the golden boot at the world cup last year which uh.#that was never going to happen but it's the FAITH. the unwavering relentless FAITH!!! that he has in him :(((#or the DIFFERENT way harry loves sonny oh i could pen tomes about it really but the point is that he opens up around him and he sheds that #stoic and untouchable persona and actually laughs and giggles and smiles in interviews with him and never doubts him. ever.#i couldn't fit in 'never in doubt' here but NEVER IN DOUBT!!!#'when you turn i will be always there.' how goddamn romantic is that then.#the thing is that they were born to be together. they were meant to play with each other.#there will never be another duo like them.#rahul.gif

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hopeinthebox · 2 years

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bts + reductress headlines pt.9 - insta ver.

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cerise-on-top · 12 days

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Heyyyy!!! :333

how are things??!??!?? I haven’t checked tumblr in a while!!!!

is it ok if I request a Konig x f!reader where she gets flustered by him calling her his little wifey as you said in the one post? It’s ok if you choose not to obvs as I know you write Gender neutral, so don’t feel obligated!!

Hey! It's been alright, but I've been super tired as of late! I've got the second theoretical exam on Tuesday, though! And once I pass that I will finally be done with all the theory! :D Also, the referenced post is this one!

König Calling his GF Weibi

I feel as though he’d be very sudden with calling you that. In fact, he’d likely be saying something along the lines of “Mei Weibi schaut heite wieda zuckasüß aus.” He never expected you to understand him, much less be interested in what he had to say about you. While he may not hide the fact that he was talking about you in the slightest, looking at you with those big, adoring blue eyes of his, he would be surprised when you turn to look at him, done with his impossible to Google translate German. Even if you had been learning the language for a while now, whenever he reverted to his own German you barely, if at all, understood him. And thus, you confronted him about what he had to say about you this time. König would chuckle a bit at your fierce demeanor this time when you were usually quite calm about him complimenting you in German.

“I’m not sure how I should translate ‘Weibi’, but I’ll try… Weibi is sort of like little wifey. My lovely little wifey looks sweet as sugar again today. That’s essentially what I said.” His accent was thick again, as it had always been, but it added to his charm. Although he was usually a rather sweet man, this took you by surprise. You were his girlfriend, not his wife, yet, so you weren’t sure why he would call you that. It was rather sweet, but you weren’t sure how to process this.

“A-ah, I see…” Looking away, you grabbed your wrist and gently rubbed the skin there with your thumb. A rather obvious gesture, König seemed to be delighted about this. As you looked him in the eye again, you saw a glimmer in his eyes. It wasn’t anything devious, in fact it was a rare sight to behold in the first place as he could sometimes be rather timid, despite being a behemoth. Unsure of what was about to happen, you turned to leave, a goofy grin on your face that you hoped he hadn’t spotted just yet.

“Well, Weibi, you can’t just leave me hanging here. Don’t go, where would I be without you?” He tenderly grabbed your wrist. Despite his usual gentle ways, there was some strength to him, even now. “You’re my lovely little wifey and I love you a lot, so don’t leave just yet.” Even as you struggled against his grasp on you, even as you continuously turned to face away from him, he always found a way to get to see your pretty face. Resorting to hiding your face behind your palm seemed fruitless as well, König, too, had two hands, after all. He was too strong, despite him barely using any of his strength. Curse him and the fact he was part of a PMC. One of these days, you were going to give him a piece of mind. Until then, he may run free. Holding both of your hands in his, he pushed you against the kitchen wall, trapping you against it and him.

“You like that nickname, don’t you?”

Using the opportunity that presented itself to hide further from him, you pushed your body against his, concealing yourself still. “It’s just… I don’t know if I’m understanding this the right way, but being your wife sounds kind of nice, actually… Like, it seems like a rather domestic nickname. If you were a bit more careful with your body, then I just know you’d make for an ideal husband too. The idea of someday being your real wife just gets to me, you know?”

He hadn’t even considered that up until that point. But you being his wife, him being your husband, it sounded like a dream. Letting go of your wrists, he wrapped his arms around you instead. “I know, Weibi. But don’t worry too much about it. I used to be far more reckless when I was younger. So I’m sure I will calm down in the future. Besides, why not make it a reality someday? Just the two of us in our own apartment, maybe with a kitten or two to take care of. I’d love to marry you someday, you’re the best girlfriend I’ve ever had. I love you more than anyone and anything else.”

König had the chance to be such an asshole in that moment, and despite that he chose to be a sappy idiot. Again, you were reminded as to why you loved him in the first place. Wrapping your arms around him as well, you breathed in his scent. That all-too familiar scent you’ve come to adore. The one that reminded you that no one could ever harm you, that you were safe, no matter what. He was so warm too, you couldn’t help but melt into him. “You’re such an idiot, you know that?”

He pressed a kiss to your temple before chuckling again. “Bear with an idiot for a moment? Just until we’re married and I’ve burned the certificate.”

“Because then I can’t return you? König, have you been looking at memes again?”

“Hush, Weibi. No one needs to know.”

#cod #cod x reader #konig #könig #konig x reader #könig x reader #I'm at almost 165K words in my document for cod now. oops #but I was really looking forward to writing this! thank you :D #hope you've been doing well too!#I love putting König in situations! even if I still don't have a proper grasp on his character #like I think he'd be sweet towards his loved ones but absolutely relentless towards almost everyone else #but he loves cats #he'd always stop when he sees a cat to pet it. if the timing is appropriate #so I think he'd love to have a cat or two with you #oh before I forget again #fem!reader #this time it's actually appropriate #I don't mind writing a gendered reader as long as there's actually a point to it! since German is a gendered language I can see the point #but yeah usually the gender of reader really shouldn't matter! which is why it usually annoys me when all I can find are fem!readers #not everyone reading these things is a woman. so yeah I really do prefer writing gn readers but I can make exceptions here and there :3

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bardandbear · 7 months

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So I think The Last Unicorn is a veritable buffet of Baldur's Gate comparisons for Astarion (Where were you when I was new? / But I do, I regret) but one I haven't seen considered is the parallels between Ascended Astarion and King Haggard.

“All things die when I pick them up. I do not know why they die, but it always have been so, save for the one dear possession that has not turned cold and dull as I guarded it — the only thing that has ever belonged to me.”

Consider a hundred years from now, a thousand years from now, what he will become when the wounds aren't fresh enough to sting. A bitter old man collecting thralls just to look at them, to have them, to own them, slowly becoming more isolated and hiding away in the darkest corners of his palace as he realises nothing makes him happy, not even sunlight. Quietly becoming resigned to it all, waiting for his castle to crumble around him and fall into the sea.

#Astarion #bg3 meta #bg3 headcanons #bg3 astarion #i have loved the last unicorn since forever it's literally haunted me #the MELANCHOLY #but ascended astarion is haggard to me no one can convince me otherwise #his petulance becoming angry and bitter and apathetic over the years #realising everything he's lost and never getting back #the absolution of it all #the relentless march of time that becomes meaningless except to torment him

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bottombaron · 2 months

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you know, i can handle a little bit of fun "Nandor is dumb" talk, but i have a net-zero tolerance for any implication that Nandor is not educated.

Nandor would have been incredibly educated in his lifetime.

even (or especially) as a soldier in the Islamic World. being a soldier was more like getting sent to boarding school that's also a military camp. they weren't just concerned with creating loyal fodder for war. they were building the next government officials, generals, accountants, advisors, etc. it was important that young men knew how to read, write, speak multiple languages, learn philosophy...sometimes even studying art and music was mandatory.

if he was nobility (and its most likely he was), take all that shit and multiply it exponentially. Nandor would have been reading Plato at the same age most people are still potty training. he would have been specifically groomed in such a way to not be just a brilliant strategist and warrior, but also diplomate and ambassador of literally the center of scientific and cultural excellence of the age.

so like yeah, he can be a big dummy sometimes, sure. but that bitch is probably more educated than any of us will ever be.

#wwdits #nandor the relentless #Nandor #what we do in the shadows #i think its obvious by how much Nandor loves to read that he grew up educated #it's one of my favorite character traits of his #anyways #this was just your local psa abt the depth of Nandor's character and intelligence #and how the medieval islamic world was like - so much more advanced than it's western counterpart it's hilarious how ppl mischaracterize it #(by hilarious i mean it makes me want to break something)#this was in my drafts lolol what did i read that made me vent this? idk #also 'islamic world' is just a term some historians use to describe a specific geographical location and historical age #kind of how 'western world' is used today #it doesn't mean it's specific to one religion or nation but the broader time and location #meaning that Al Qolindar or Persia or Ilkhanate or w/e you want to call where Nandor came from #the same expectations of education and it's vibrant social/cultural world remain an accurate image of the middle east in the medieval age #if you come from the west like me #think The Forum + The Library of Alexandria + Paris/Florence + and idk anything else u think of when u think of 'Western Excellence'#and then imagine of all of that in one place at one time and then u might get close to what the world Nandor was living in as a human

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torra-and-the-toons · 7 months

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One Piece isn't the only anime I want to toss these guys in btw

#my art #animaniacs #animeniancs #yakko warner #anime yak #Ouran is arguably one of the funniest worlds to throw them in #of the anime I know anyhow #Yakko would LOVE being in this world he gets to be a relentless flirt #his 1993 self would get to run wild again #forgive the quality I drew this while tipsy and sick lol

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finngualart · 9 months

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#nandermo #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #pls enjoy my thirsty art #im posting the black and white version under the cut bc i can't decide which one i like best #don't read on if you dont want to read SPOILERS for s5 #actually love that s5 is giving us schrödinger's guillermo #yes hes a vampire and also no hes not #i like that it wasnt nandor who turned him #but in my self-indulgent hrny little au this is how it was done ok?#whew was also really feeling the pressure to make something to rival my older nandermo piece #and i think i've succeeded :]

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megaawkwardhuman · 9 months

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I know they're gonna prob be a one off thing but fuck it

I wanna see the little memo frogs bug the shit out of nandor next episode

like I want them to float around nandor maybe croak his name or something

then he tries to ask guillermo to help get rid of them but for whatever reason he's busy so slowly nandor befriends the frogs like he did mathew

and he names them all mini guillermo 1 2 and 3 or something

and later during an argument he tells guillermo "well these frogs that weirdly kinda look like you make better familiars than you >:[" or something like that and retreats to his room with his little floating guillermo frog army

then later once all of the angst is over and if the frogs are still around I want them to become nandor and guillermo's frog children

#LOOK I REALLY LOVE FROGS OK?#AND IF THE FROGS ACT LIKE MEMO THEY'LL PROB FOLLOW NANDOR AROUND RIGHT?#SO PLZ LET HIM BEFRIEND THE FROGS :[#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits spoilers #wwdits season 5 #wwdits season 5 spoilers #wwdits s5 #wwdits s5 spoilers #throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again #as time goes one I get more and more attached to guillermo frogs #THEY'RE JUST LITTLE BABIES 😭😭😭😭

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berrydoodleoo · 2 years

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the kindest, most gentle of beasts

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I have a lot of feelings about Ra-la, okay. For one, her stretch of the dungeon is freaking gorgeous -- I am weak for glowing plants and lens flares and starscapes -- and for another, her design is amazing. Part cat, part dragon, part ... deer? with the horns? ... and of course, the wings, which call to mind Meteion’s own design. Something about her expression is placid and feral at the same time which just nails her Catness for me.

But I think the thing that gets me the most about Ra-la is her similarity to Meteion. Ostrakon Deka-hepta is an obvious mirror of the Ancients, and Ra-la is an obvious stand-in for Meteion. And like Meteion, she was also created for a specific purpose, without any regard for her own thoughts and feelings on the matter. What did she know? What did she understand? Maybe she was a vicious, mindless hunter, and killed her creators the same way cats hunt even when they're well-fed by their owners -- because it was her instinct, and she found joy in death.

But maybe -- based on what Meteion says in her narration -- maybe it wasn’t her instinct to kill. Maybe it was all a game to her. Maybe she worked her way across the glowing world, playing a tremendous game of hide and seek with her beloved, gentle friends, who were always so happy to see her. Until one day there was no one left to find, no matter how hard she looked.

Maybe she wandered, searching, wondering where everyone had gone. Maybe the world went dark around her, statuary and stone crumbling to dust, and still no one came. How long until she settled? She was created by a powerful, immortal race to be their destruction -- how long did she live?

And that’s the thing that gets me about Ra-la, that right there. How long did she live, and how long did she wait? Long enough for the Life Tree to die? Long enough for the islands to fall? Long enough to understand how she had been used ... long enough to understand how she had been betrayed?

Is there enough time for that? Long enough to stop missing her creators, to learn to hate them, and then to forgive and love them again. Is there enough time for that?

#ffxiv #endwalker #meteion #ra-la #my art #i feel like this might need a trigger warning of some sort lol #tw abandonment?#tw despair?#tw the immovable and unending reality of eternity vs the relentless and irresistible force of a child's unquestioning love?#tw metaphors for child abuse i guess #anyway #im pleased with how this turned out #after this meteion and ra-la went on an excellent adventure together and no one was ever sad again #the end

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scaryhaven · 4 months

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trying so hard not to have full blown panic attack, im beyond devastated, i just keep saying in my head, oh god not again, it cant be true, but it is.

#lee sun kyun #ive been his fan since i was a teen and hes in my favorite k drama ever. the idea that he would be gone anytime soon never crossed my mind #i am so scared for jiyong but i am so grateful that he has survived so many trials because i know all too well tht this is often how it end #i hope ppl are keeping an eye on their loved ones right now. suicide is devastating but can sometimes be avoided #it didnt need to happen. i wish he knew tht. no matter what there was always going to be other options but netizens and media r relentless #he had so much more life to live and his family still needed him no matter what. god i feel sick

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