#and she should have a bob

[jingle-jangle-spurs]

Robert House listening to the Courier explain how they lost the platinum chip after charlie-shaking for the Ben-Man.

#that thing wasn’t important right? #ah well #soz Bob #fallout new vegas #courier six #fallout #robert house #house fonv #fonv #fallout memes #back at it again with semi good posts #oh and shout out to Angelfagz fir saying I should have used Howard Hughes in my copper wire post #had no idea what how he was #they really just based house off this guy? stole his whole pussy #sorry #fallout new vegas memes #fallout shitpost #courier 6 #they instead of she for they them and male tit supremacy #🫡 #oooouuuughhh the typos #I’m not typing all those tags again sorry #posts that give radiation damage

[goldensunset]

what if they gave you the actual arcphone instead of just a case

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#WAR FLASHBACKS… it honestly felt like a mockery of my pain to just run into bonsly right away in violet after how long it evaded me in pla #LSFSGHDBDJBSJDB if they’re gonna make the ‘pAsT LiFe’ claim they should commit to it #naw but i’ve already decided my characters from both games have very different personalities #my pla girl is just akari pretty much like how i imagine akari in canon to be only i’ve given her a new hairdo and outfit #my violet girl is just like ummm ok. i’m here to do and say what i want; no more no less. i’m cuter than you uh i mean uhh #it would be SO funny if you just. actually randomly got a text from arceus like in pla in this game instead #like hello???? #this seems like a much less religious society too #as opposed to the people of hisui #arceus also misremembering akari’s name is soooo funny given that she was its chosen favorite #asks #vivi-mire #pokémon #sv spoilers #legends arceus #goldie’s pokémon violet liveblog #you make my character look so cute i already changed her hair though lol #i went to the hairstylist and saw something that would make me look more like my pla character #idk if it suits me though tbh i only committed because i thought i’d already paid upon entering like you have to in pla #kinda wanna change it back already and get my hat back on i like the bob

[jenhoneys]

fave autistic-coded sitcom characters

abed nadir (community) -- a fan favourite, a must love, if you will. also his special interest is refreshingly films and videography (like me !1!1!) instead of anything stem related.

frankie dart (community) -- look, if abed is on this list, frankie needs to be too. lesbian queen. strong principles. tells it like it is (but in an autistic way). is the only character to explicitly be shown to understand abed's view of life and the way he exists in the world.

jessica huang (fresh off the boat) -- if you don't think jessica huang is on the spectrum, have you even watched the show? doesn't understand the 'rituals' that people partake in when making friends (as an autistic immigrant who grew up in a white neighbourhood, i can relate), needs a schedule for Everything, hates when things don't go her way, is honest to a fault. special interest: stephen king, murder mysteries + christmas.

mary (bbc ghosts) -- love her, little ray of sunshine who has been through too much. her stims are everywhere and she never feels the need to hide them <3 plus she's played by queen katy wix (who is also autistic!)

gregory eddie (abbott elementary) -- a relatively new addition to the sitcom family, but instantly iconic. i love the way he talks about his relationship with food.

orla mccool (derry girls) -- peak Weird Girl representation. unapologetically herself and into her special interests, takes things so literally in a way that frames her as charming instead of stupid, and covers her ears when people are yelling/being too loud <3 also nb.

adrian mallory (space force) -- just a stubborn, 'sassy' man who loves space and has a very, very rigid moral compass.

keeley jones (ted lasso) -- stunner, icon, bicon, all around amazing person. also she's autistic. the Teeth thing, obsession with the colour pink (in EVERYTHING, not just her wardrobe), needs clarification a lot. doesn't feel jealousy for other women in a Strong Feminist way, a bisexual way, and an autistic way. no i do not take criticism.

coach beard (ted lasso) -- is incredibly knowledgeable about the things he is interested in, has a vast compartment of fun facts (to the extent that ted always asks when he needs more information). extremely observant, king of the deadpan face, is mostly non-verbal. special interests: chess + coaching.

tina belcher (bob's burgers) -- i don't personally watch bb, but i can dig it.

maurice moss (the IT crowd) -- like sheldon cooper, but better, but unfortunately british.

#feel free to add -- i know there's more but my brain is tired #autistic experiences #autistic characters #based on my personal thoughts hehe #lists lists lists !! #i would have put maura isles just because she's the first character i ever kinned #which should have been a bit of an indicator to me #but i don't think r&i is technically a sitcom #community #fresh off the boat #abbott elementary #bob's burgers #the it crowd #ted lasso #space force #adrian mallory #dr mallory #mary bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts #katy wix #zay speaks #derry girls #orla mccool #coach beard #keeley jones #abed nadir #frankie dart #jessica huang #tina belcher #shut up kiki

[lesbiradshaw]

just started thinking about bradley as a teenager struggling with his emotions both pre and post his mother’s death/fall out with maverick but not wanting to reach out for help because a history of mental health problems can get you disqualified from enlisting in the service. happy saturday guys.

#that boy should have been in therapy from ages 2 on up like. #i def hc that carole took him to someone when he was younger but bradley probably stopped going once he was older and was given the choice #but like. idk. picturing carole trying to bring up him going back after she gets sick because she KNOWS he needs to talk to someone #and maverick cant be there all the time. but bradley says no because hes a teenager and hes started thinking about how to make himself + #appealing to the navy and that opens a whole other can of worms where carole sees that but doesnt want to deny him #because she can see hes already having a hard time with things as they are. #mav trying to convince him to go and bradley pointing out it’s hypocritical because maverick doesnt like talking about his feelings either #i just think people ignore his trauma So Much. they only pay attention to the maverick and goose bits #but they fail to consider how even before the maverick stuff happened bradley had a lot to deal with from a very young age #he spent most of his life on his own! he lost the people he loved most OVER and OVER… #the amount of trauma that must have come flooding back when phoenix (&bob but phoenix is clearly bradleys closest friend) had to eject #i think thats why people painting him as angry & agressive because of the scene where he yells at mav never sits right w me #that moment is so incredibly raw for both of them. bradley lashing out when hes just been triggered is not that surprising???? #anyways. #carolcore #bradley rooster bradshaw

[ne0nkisu]

Feminizes your persona 4 protag

#ak art #persona 4 #p4 #yu narukami #souji seta #genderbend #narukami yu #seta souji #i saw the pagent outfit of sukeban Yu I'm dead #but I think she should have a bob #braids are more joker's thing I think #also bob fits with that UGLY hair

[sanchoyoscribbles]

magical girl character design based on some pretty carousels I've found...its a really fun challenge to do character designs based on objects, I might do more!! ✨

here were the carousels for comparison btw, they were from goodwills website :p

#character design #magical girl #magical girls #magical girl oc #original #i...dont know how to tag this she doesnt have a name #i think she has a horsey companion :3 that looks like the carousel horses #in her civilian form shes got a cute lil golden blonde bob and dark turquoise eyes #i..should name her if i draw her again KJHDSKJF it wasnt supposed to be an oc it was just a random chara design...but i LOVE her. #i was gonna give her a lil hat too but i liked the ponytail thing more BUT I can give her civilian form a carousel top styled hat...or give #her another form...oh no. im attached and want to draw her more... #i LOVE her vibes tho! her and my mewsona and madam cherie are all like #my fav chara designs of mine rn #i want to look like them all

[fjordfolk]

Can you go into more detail about what was up with the 2016 Crufts GSD 👀

~@release-the-hound 💙

i don't think much needs saying tbh

the added context is at this was the height of the Pedigree Dogs Exposed era, and both Crufts and the KC had been under pressure to judge and select more moderately. GSDs weren't the only breed getting flak, but the backlash after this one was so bad they actually cut some of the footage from the replay - in the official upload you can see it coming in and the hands-on judging, but not going around.

Below is 2016, and 2017 for comparison

#now the BOB final lap is on yt and i dont think she was As Bad there - but #and i say this as someone who doesnt know gsds #i dont think she was Great #and regardless of the quality of the dog #she was miserable in that ring and should have been spared that experience. #ppl kept going on about how she couldnt use her rear but frankly #you didnt get a full run cycle in any of the televised shots because she was panicky

[heavencasteel420]

In my hypothetical no-UD AU, Joyce and Bob are seriously dating but Hopper is friends with both of them and there are kind of flirtatious vibes all around. But Will and Jonathan are both just like “whatever, let’s not look at that too closely.”

#bob and Joyce have been dating for about two years #so Jonathan’s basically past the ‘is Bob secretly an awful person beneath his teddy bear facade’ phase #and most of the way through the ‘will Bob devastate Mom and Will by bailing if things get too real?’ phase #and about to enter the ‘why come to me when I am this’ phase #and the ‘I’m going to move to forks because Mom married a baseball player and doesn’t need me anymore’ phase #will is genuinely glad to have an adult man in his life who likes him in a benevolent and genuine and effortless way #but this is the story where lonnie dies and will doesn’t feel much about it #so he feels guilty about the gulf between his affection for bob and the nothing he feels for lonnie #even though it comes from a natural preference for people who are nice and care about him #Bob is well-meaning but he does not understand the depth of dysfunction going on #and he’s like well obviously lonnie wasn’t a good guy but he was their father and i should respect that #and will and jonathan are both like no thank you! we do not want that! #meanwhile Joyce is frustrated because she has actually achieved some stability for the family #and made it so Jonathan and Will can do have a more normal adolescence #but there’s never an actual conversation about this #and it’s really too little too late for Jonathan #so he totally misunderstands what she’s trying to do #and thinks she’s just sweeping his parentification under the rug because she’s embarrassed by it #meanwhile will is like I will be the most normal teen ever #(as long as he doesn’t have to play sports except track ig. he has limits) #this is supposed to be a fairly lighthearted story btw

[mattzerella-sticks]

A RuMix but with the Questing Queens as their characters.

#d20 #dimension 20 #dungeons and drag queens #d20 the princess #d20 twyla #d20 gertrude #d20 troyann #like originally i was like 'oh read u wrote u p.2' #but if we talking a new song #bob monet jujubee and alaska should make their own verses for 'who is she' #they at least have to dress up as their characters once can you imagine the SERVE

[justusjonas]

btw können wir bitte peter & kelly voneinander befreien oder die beziehung wenigstens n bisschen besser machen 😭 ist ja nicht mit anzusehen

#anyways das bob und peter date aww #kelly is a deeply troubles repressed lesbian TO ME!!!!!!! #she should have a 'but im a cheerleader‘ arc..please!!!!!

[brookheimer]

The scene where Jimmy tries to tell Chuck they should stick together but gets "you never mattered to me" and the scene where Roman offers love to Logan but gets slaughtered are the same. to me.

YESSSSS YES I AM SAAYINGGGG!!!!!!! no like the roman jimmy parallels are genuinely unmatched…. lightning bolts shoot from their fingertips they are going to grind their tall blonde business ally/mortal enemy/friend(?)/dad-killer down motherfucker !!!!!!! genuinely get woozy thinking about the two of them together. sickening stuff

#also this szn in particular has honestly been giving me more shiv and kim parallels imo and it’s….. god #unpopular opinion perhaps but i am really liking shiv this szn. like i always love her but i feel like they’re exploring diff aspects and #emotions she purposefully hasn’t allowed herself to display and i’m a big fan. but back to kim like the booking a room to grieve in is very #very kim. i’m physically incapable of not drawing irrelevant connections between characters i like btw. hope that helps #but no like…. jimmy and roman are defined by their relationships w their primary elder male caretaker in such similar ways #roman’s just even more fucked up but that’s also due to the overwhelming influence of and distortion thru his immense wealth #like they’re so similar but also rly interesting foils in some ways #genuinely it should be illegal for kieran and bob to have to fight for one emmy. give them both fifteen #succession #bcs #roman roy #jimmy mcgill #asks #anon

[floral-hex]

still really bummed because the little girl at the chinese restaurant said her mom put her on a diet

#she’s just a baby! #that’s stupid! #also they made her work on Halloween! #this is a family business so I guess your kids can work there. like a bobs burgers thing. #she answers the phone and takes orders #she should be playing and eating candy or something #I hate this world #obviously I don’t know their life so I mean… Im probably sad over nothing. I dunno 🤷🏻‍♂️ #I feel like I shouldn’t post this or it’s weird but it really makes me sad #she’s too young to have weight loss issues fucking her up #is this weird? #maybe I should delete this #just… big bummer man ☹️ #text

[theangrypomeranian]

one thing I worry I haven’t portrayed well enough in Baby Steps is Zeke’s relationship with his mother and how his unwavering love and devotion for her is kind of toxic and something he needs to work on, because for all his talk of boundaries he is incapable of setting them with her

#sally speaks #casual affection au #baby steps #zeke bob's burgers #zeke tisdale #holly anderson #like holly absolutely fucked him up as a child both mentally and emotionally #he had to take care of her when she was the one who should have been taking care of him #the mental scars he has from his past with her are as plenty as the ones on hos hands #and even though she's now actively working on getting better she has a long ways to go to make it up to him #and truthfully he probably shouldn't forgive her as quickly as he will but that's just how he is with her #he sees holly in every relationship he has #romantically and platonically #this poor boy needs so much therapy because of her lol #i listened to chasing shadows by alex warren and was hit with feels okay

[br1ghtestlight]

i dont believe in punishing kids when they didnt do anything INTENTIONALLY bad so episodes like the ring and when they burnt down the resturant make me sad, like bob and linda are usually good parents but the fandom always talks abt how theyre horrible kids and ruin their parents lives and they should be punished but what would that solve?? they didnt do it on PURPOSE what they need to learn is that they shouldnt look through their parents things or try them on without asking, or they should've asked bob for help with getting the ring off. they didnt intentionally burn down the resturant but they should learn for next time that its a REALLY bad idea to leave a hair straighter plugged in next to a fan and fireworks (and also it was hugo's fault too) like the damage is already done so why punish them when theyre obviously good kids who care a lot

#im not a parent but i have A LOT of thoughts abt parenting and how to treat kids #and what they should vs shouldnt be punished for when they do something wrong #there are lots of times where louise intentionally hurts someone or breaks something and maybe she should get in trouble for that #but its not like they ever WANTED to lose the ring they were just being stupid kids #im happy that bob and linda aren't the type of parents to punish and yell at their kids for every little thing #and make them feel unsafe bcuz that type of thing destroys relationships and traumatizes kids #(not to say punishments for kids when they do something wrong is ALWAYS traumatizing but u know) #txt #bob's burgers

[climbingrachis]

@cryptidclaw this is flintface knollclan's senior medic and my favorite old man. ok hes not actually that old (him and his brother are on the younger side of middle aged) but he exudes world weary old man energy.

i love him hes living in a horror movie and survives simply because he is unbothered and uncaring of anything supernatural by choice. hes best friends with one of the local cryptids/boogeymen that mollies tell their kits will eat them. he witnessed his nephew come back to life after being stillborn and dead for at least an hour and didnt say anything to anyone because SOMETHING happened there and hes not going to make his life more difficult by angering the cause so its clearly not his business. (he then received a very ominous dream about finchkit which he also ignored because he doesnt believe any cats are destined to be evil and he was right starclan just hates finch for being a haunted little victorian child)

if they existed in the same universe and met i think him and garlicnose would be really weird unlikely friends

#warriors oc #warrior cats oc #clans of the spine #flintface #hes not a natural bob thats why it looks weird he lost most of his tail to frostbite #he accidentally ended up having traits from his niece and nephew but thats ok because theyre related #flintface when dovestep asks him why he said she had 3 stillborn instead of 2 #sometimes doctors are wrong and you should learn to ask for second opinions. congratulations on the gray one and the noisy one

[mayasaura]

oh hey just found out there’s a limit on how many tags you can put on one post

#I lost half of that au whoops #serves me right #anyway #Gideon hasn't seen Harrow outside of tabloids or new footage for close to seven months #and barely recognizes the girl waiting for her outside her shitty halfway house #the skull paint is gone and replaced by full-coverage 'normal' looking makeup #her hair is still short by styled into a pixie bob to look.... cute?? #she's wearing a cardigan #it's not even black #(this is all Magnus' doing Harrow made none of these choices herself - he's going for a 'poor innocent girl who was victim of a cult') #(Harrow will look very different once a jury is no longer part of the equation) #except for the makeup that was harrow's call she drew the line at having a bare face and they compromised #the offer Harrow has for Gideon is simple: she wants Gideon to testify on her behalf #she'll be eighteen soon and if she wins this case she'll have access to the remainder of her parents' estate #Gideon can then sue the estate for damages and Harrow promises to settle out of court for a good percentage #it's not worth it. she should not get involved in this #except.... #with a bit of money she could go for that apprenticeship and a union carpenter can make $30/hr #and the last time she saw harrow was sitting ramrod straight in the back of a cop car #hands clenched white knuckled in her lap #refusing to acknowledge the tears running silently down her face and streaking her paint #looking like her world had just ended #gideon's caseworkers had refused to answer any questions about harrow and where she was #and now here she is looking Gideon in the eyes and ASKING her #she shouldn't say yes #but she does #Silas tries to flip her of course #first by appealing to her as a victim and then by threatening to charge her as a conspirator if she doesn't turn on Harrow #because that scene made a BIG impression on me and I think it was vital to cementing Gideon's loyalty to Harrow #it is here too