#and so aussie

[critter-of-habit]

So Deadloch is pretty ripper

#deadloch #so its an Aussie crime dark comedy #where like half the characters are lesbians #and the men in the town keep getting murdered #its so clever and funny #and so aussie #its on Prime check it out #mine #art #other art

[crystalliumdaisy]

red death

*i had to repost cos the quality was so awful :,D

+ my double life pearl design

#pearlesentmoon fanart #pearlescentmoon #double life #daisy art #trafficsmp #trafficblr #traffic smp #traffic series #traffic life #life series #life smp #as an aussie woman pearl is so me #i love crazy women #also sorry bout the repost it was really bothering me 😭

[moonelnone]

@mayonnaise-sock's headcanon came true in the live action one piece

#one piece #opla #coby one piece #koby one piece #moonel.shitpost #how are you lgbt AND an aussie.... /J #Austalian Koby is so true

[spacetravels]

i was requested to ask this in poll form cause our group chat sample size is too small to see if this is a specific regional divide or something. this is targeted @ usamericans & aussies but i’d LOVE a global sample size pls do reblog if you’d like to help us be less confused 😭

#tumblr polls #poll #is this a linguistics q. idk. whatever #we’re rly here like. so the aussies in the gc know this. the americans do not. where are we.

[ahalliance]

some notable moments from the qsmp meta talk antoine, étoiles, baghera and co had yesterday, including the stuff i mentioned in this post <3 subtitles in eng, transcript in eng below the cut as well (I apologize for the bad video quality my wifi hates me)

[Video Transcript:

[First clip begins]

Etoiles: I’m— I’m gonna go on QSMP, I think

ZeratoR: (laughs) This really made him want to play Minecraft

Baghera: Ohh, lucky, I miss it

Etoiles: But— you still can’t come back?

Antoine: Well, technically, she could come back, but I don’t think it’s as simple as that

Baghera: (pained) Not as simple as that….

ZeratoR: What are you waiting for?

Etoiles: It’s Lost, it’s Lost

Antoine: Well, her character is dead in game

ZeratoR: Ahhh… but isn’t there a way to— to— a gimmick?

Antoine: No but don’t worry, there’ll probably be a gimmick (laughs) there’ll probably be a gimmick, don’t worry

Baghera: Don’t worry, don’t worry—

Antoine: No, she’s banned from the server! She’s banned from the server, it’s over

ZeratoR: Sucks! How did you die?

Antoine: Nuclear explosion

Baghera: Nuclear— yeah, nuclear explosion

ZeratoR: Ah yeah indeed you’re dead

Etoiles: That should have technically killed everyone—

Antoine: I hadn’t been there for a long time!

Etoiles: Well, I wasn’t there either— oh, well, you (laughs) you—

Antoine: I was elsewhere, I was elsewhere, dude

Etoiles: What a fraud you are (laughs)

ZeratoR: Where were you?

Antoine: I was elsewhere— somewhere else, I can’t say, it’s my lore, dude (laughs)

Etoiles: It’s his lore!

Antoine: I can’t say, dude, it’s my lore, dude

Étoiles: Antoine’s lore—

Baghera: Oh wow, you played around with that? Damn, I didn’t even see

ZeratoR: Basically he was glued to the bomb but well played to him

Etoiles: The lore in question (laughs)

Antoine: The lore in question, dude, it’s mad

Baghera: Take of yourselves guys! This was so cool

[Everyone says goodbye]

[Baghera leaves the call]

ZeratoR: Basically he was glued to the bomb but he found a gimmick

Antoine: Yeahhhh

Etoiles: The lore in question, just being the goat

Antoine: Yeah but the problem is that it’s my lore in every game, dude

Etoiles: (laughs) Oh but it’s really that. Antoine’s lore is being the goat

[Second clip begins]

Etoiles: Something that makes me laugh a bit is the fact that because there’s so many open plotlines it leads to fan theories that are sometimes really fun. There was a moment when my character’s skin, well, it was made for me with white eyes. And well I used it because I found it cool. And, actually, when I put it on, I read 65 tweets from people going, ‘hey, did you know that Etoiles’ character is blind because he actually lost his eyesight because he was—‘

Antoine: But you know on this server, the moment you say any sentence it gets overinterpreted in every way

Etoiles: It’s so funny—

Antoine: What’s wild is that there’s a billion theories on things, and for my part there are people that have understood some stuff about the theory and everything, which I find rather fun

Etoiles: Well it’s— you can’t reproach them because—

Antoine: Oh no precisely, I don’t want to reproach them, on the contrary I find it so cool!

Etoiles: Yeah but it’s funny the extent to which they get in their heads about it— like, you say one sentence on the server and you read a whole text of 65–

Antoine: Yeah, yeah it’s that

Etoiles: It’s really so funny

Angle Droit/Florence: Hmm, he said he was hungry at this given time, it’s surely a coded message

Etoiles: It’s really that!

Antoine: No but really, it’s really that, you know

Etoiles: But you know it’s honestly that, Florence

Antoine: You say a little sentence that’s supposed to be a joke and it’ll be interpreted seriously because ‘there’s this, and this, and that’, you see. But the thing is, it’s often completely wrong, but sometimes it’s correct. So they have every reason to continue theorising, honestly, I find. I think they have every reason to continue theorising, it’s very interesting

Etoiles: You’re just correct the goat, dude

[Third clip begins]

Etoiles: Basically I can say it because it’s out of roleplay and I think Antoine already knows it, because sometimes people are like, ‘yeah you can’t spoil the other streamers!’ but the streamers see everything—

Antoine: I know everything that happens on QSMP

Etoiles: —it’s just that the streamers don’t use the info rp wise. Basically I’m apart of an organisation on the server—

Antoine: What, you’re kidding, dude?!

[The others laugh]

ZeratoR: What the fuck?!

Antoine: I’m not supposed to know that, dude!

Etoiles: Basically I’m apart of an organisation that’s called the Resistance—

Antoine: (scoffs)

Etoiles: —and it’s completely hidden within the server, no one knows about it in the roleplay

ZeratoR: Even I knew about it, so

Etoiles: Yeah, well there you go. And therefore I have a hidden team that allows me to go into buildings, kill Federation agents that take care of the Island, and—

Antoine: But why would you want to kill Federation agents, dude?

Etoiles: Well because they’re not very nice, dude

ZeratoR: (laughs) Oh the lore is incredible. Well, it’s not nice to be mean, but…

Etoiles: The thing that’s funny—

Antoine: They’re not mean…

Etoiles: —is that I see messages from people on Twitter reacting like, ‘well I think it’s insane that Etoiles is killing Federation agents,’ when I don’t want to kill them. I never want to kill them. When I kill them, it’s because I’m forced to. And the last time, I didn’t want to kill them—

Antoine: That’s a really war criminal-esque phrase, that

ZeratoR: Clearly

Etoiles: No but bro, bro, it’s the admins themselves that told me, ‘return to the base, let’s fight,’ that’s what they said, bro, so I was like, ‘well, okay’ (laughs)

Antoine: Well that…

Etoiles: It was fun, honestly. And so when I saw all the messages on Twitter like, ‘Etoiles’ character has totally lost his mind,’ I was like, well—

Antoine: What, you don’t like white teddy bears, dude? Honestly, they’re so cool

Etoiles: Then again, white teddy bears aren’t really nice, dude

Antoine: Dude they are simply what I’d call the goat, honestly. They’re what I call the goat, personally, white teddy bears are called the goat

end Video Transcript.]

#qsmp #antoine daniel #etoiles #baghera jones #étoiles #team du lundi #jay clips #antoine’s seen peoples theories and encourages them so poggers to that gg #someone mentioned ‘tumblr theories’ in the chat as he was talking about this . so . #idk if he lurks here but if he does salut antoine ton lore me régale #salut à la personne dans le tchat qui a envoyé le msg aussi mdr #be thankful for this compilation I procrastinated on my Important Uni Work for this #i will be getting back to that . now #11/12/2023

[mrghostrat]

when leaving the house is worth it htphpthh ( @thewolveswolf )

#so tempted to ask her to buy it for me oh my god #i said get it if it’s a prissy little jeeves voice but she has just informed me it is unfortunately very aussie #heartbroken #good omens #aziraphale #crowley

[coquelicoq]

if you're wondering what the big deal is about the louis-philippe sentence in les misérables, it is, in the original french, 760 words long. the subject of the sentence doesn't appear until 95% of the way through, at word #711; the main verb is word #712. the sentence contains 91 commas and 49 semicolons and is almost entirely a list of laudatory adjectival phrases describing the erstwhile king of france. this is perhaps especially notable because les mis is, shall we say, not known for being particularly gung-ho about the monarchy.

this sentence copied and pasted into Word takes up more than one page single-spaced. in the 1800-page folio classique edition, it is fully two and a half of those 1800 pages. that means that les mis is 0.14% this single sentence. more of les mis is made up of this sentence than earth's atmosphere is made up of carbon dioxide (0.04%). if the page count of les mis stayed the same but every sentence was the length of this one, les mis would consist of only 720 sentences total.

incidentally, guess who named hugo a peer of france 17 years before the publication of les mis?

#he also goes on for another six pages after this but by then he has remembered the existence of the full stop #the endnotes say that hugo 'se devait de faire [ce portrait] aussi favorable que possible à la personnalité de l'homme #qui avait favorisé sa carrière' (had to make this portrait as favorable as possible to the character of the man who had favored his career) #in fairness to hugo it's not like louis-philippe was alive to read this. so he wasn't just sucking up to get something out of it #he says at the end of the chapter that this description is 'entirely disinterested'. which like on the one hand i get #bc like i said louis-philippe was not in power and reading this. but otoh victor 'ancien pair de france' hugo u r not exactly unbiased. lol #les mis #lm 4.1.3 #i just looked up the english translation and gasp! hapgood turned it into four separate sentences!!!! #so i think y'all who are reading it via les mis letters (which uses hapgood i think?) are gonna miss out on the full experience :/ #my posts #linked to #syntax #idk if i got this across but the worst part is that the subject of the sentence - the beginning of the independent clause - #doesn't occur until the very end. so for the first 95% of the sentence you're just waiting for the bass to drop!!! #like reading it out loud you have to raise your pitch at the end of every dependent clause because you haven't gotten to the subject yet #AND THERE ARE SO MANY CLAUSES!! 49 SEMICOLONS PEOPLE!!! FORTY-NINE!!!! #victor hugo would be TERRIBLE as a hype man. he would take so long that the crowd would tear him to pieces with their fingernails #before louis-philippe could come out on stage. and then they'd be so mad at louis-philippe for inspiring him that they'd tear LP apart too #actually i think i'm using hype man wrong. i'm thinking of the guy that gets the crowd hyped up for the main guy before the main guy #makes an appearance. a hype man is the guy who makes interjections during a song. victor hugo would be bad at both of these #like just imagine the announcer at the beginning of a basketball game. and now...your starting lineup...at power forward... #and then he just says the 760-word louis-philippe sentence. #dead. murdered at the hands of the fans. microphone shoved down his trachea.

[kimis-gloves]

#1 aussie in my heart

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #mclaren #op81 #mctwinks #twinklaren #oscar piastri #guys his hands #HIS HANDSSSS #im insane for him #like im actually barking and growling like a rabid dog #drooling & foaming at the mouth #what a pretty necklace🥹 #the papaya suits him so fucking GOOD FUCK #his aussie helmet & the suit & HIM FUUUCCCKK #clean up aisle my pants

[mctwinkdom]

Aussies, assemble 🇦🇺

#daniel ricciardo #oscar piastri #same height? so oscar is around 179-180cm now? #aus24 #couple of aussies #mclaren f1

[pookiepiastri]

THIS IS THE ONE

#I’m going CRAZY #I need it #first ever Aussie podium at a home GP???? it’s his #he deserves it #I have sm faith in him it’s unreal #oscar I believe in u #no dnfs for pookie please #i just need a podium/win for my pookie #pookie piastri #oscar piastri podium #oscar piastri f1 #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1blr #australia gp 2024 #f1 memes #formula one memes #formula 1 memes #ill stop manifesting when it stops working #manifesting so hard rn

[rickybaby]

@.danielricciardo: home on my head

#home on my head :(((( the caption is actually so sweet #and all the implications of him still being proud of being Aussie and who he is even when this time around #it doesn’t feel he’s getting the love and admiration he deserves #as someone earlier pointed out — the significance of the 3 kangaroos and the little honey badger getting his own little place among all the #flora :((( #but looking at these pictures of his farm — I sooo want to go explore it and all the fun little things he has on there #it looks so beautiful and peaceful and all around fun #and he’s got bloody illamas that I know for a fact he’s too scared to approach close up #daniel ricciardo #aus gp 2024

[justaboutsnapped]

tbh we need to start holding all drivers responsible for the shit they say, not just the ones we don't like (looking at you people who conveniently categorise nico h./checo as the Problematic Ones™ in order to ignore sexist/otherwise bigoted comments made by other drivers)

f1 is unfortunately an Ultra Male Big Oil Sport currently and if we start cancelling outright we'd have no one fucking left lmao. the bar is soooo fucking low u guys. your faves are not exempt actually. it's possible to simultaneous be a fan and be critical!!! have some self-respect!! have some integrity!!!

#i'm so so tired this could be worded better but yeah. in light of recent events #thinking about how a transparently sexist bit could even have ppl defending it ... #it's because DR's got the PR of the century honestly. if perez said anything like this again he'd be dragged to hell and back on twt– #not that he shouldn't be. but since it's mr. affable aussie ppl r so quick to jump to his defense #em speaks #f1

[dizzybizz]

baguette but three different versions because i couldn't settle on one

i hate these losers so much did you know that they occupy a normal amount of my brainspace

a lil close-up on the faces bc i really like lynn's expression hereasgghsfafgafsghafadfghashsahgdf

#yah 💪 #happy halloween (im pretending its the 31st) i come bearing those two gays from that one halloween apartment #all saints street #i mean i want to tag ass and baguette but like.. i dont think i will... #wan sheng jie #wsj #lynn angel #nick hoult #lynnick #uhh #my art #eyestrain #second piece i finished today i need to wring out my bones n muscles and spin them around. esp my neck help #do you ever imagine them with accents matching their whats the word w-.. cus i cackle at the thought of aussie nick... hes so special to me #canadian lynn..... briTISH IRA???? ? PLS thats soJKSADHJJASJFJHaf swEDISH CRYSTAL I NEED TAHT IN MY LIFE THO ?? russian damao so real

[moss-wizard]

I have to be the most fuckable person on my silly lil weekend walk to offset having to catch up with 17 hours of a TTRPG podcast that's niche enough to make me unfuckable.

@lord-worms-shakespeare-class , @the-man-that-i-was-not , and I'm sure somebody else, but I can't find the tag, tagged for a selfie, cheers!

Taggin' @scarsoftheshatteredsky @the-mighty-neckbeard @quannaix @sirhro @satanlikedmymoxie @awarmyellowlight @thedreadpiratematt @princesslink @thegringociaranella @littlemissobvious @theredheadedhellcat @disciplinedbreakdown @little-birds-three @spinningvinyl

#self #i had to get a new puffy vest because the zipper teeth on mine kept coming undone #and i went overboard on a new one and new fleeces from decathlon #they're having a huge sale on lots of warm clothes so Aussies GET ON IT #good prices and quality stuff #size up or go in store because they're European sizes

[tonguetyd]

Eye-v

#cuz I know all yall love looking at eyeballs #sleep token #sleep token iv #iv sleep token #Aussie tour #hi iv #also the jacket is still so!!!

[kimis-gloves]

prettiest boy of pretty boys 🧡

#formula 1 #f1 #formula one #op81 #oscar youre so pretty #oscuuhhh #oscar edit #oscar piastri #i hear something purring #REEEOOOWWW #OSSCCAAARRRR #i cannot #hes perfect #i want to sniff him #i want to eat him #i could stare at him forever #hes so gorgeous #aussie men with permablush #hnnggg #mctwinks #mclaren #papaya 🧡 #papaya #twinklaren #lando and his pretty twink bf #hes my babygirl #oscar piastri is babygirl