#and that spanish longcon

[spnsmile]

Fixing it (x)

#misha collins #and that spanish longcon #y yo a ti cas #spnnash #SPNspanish #spn convention #supernatural #50:00

[castielstwigandberries]

if the supernatural movie doesnt include a reference to

nevada and georgia turning blue, stop the count, destiel making putin resign, sherlock season 5 rumors, destiel news meme, which political person had to be briefed on what destiel is now?, jensen looks like he was holding back homophobic slurs, weird cuts in the confession scene, which way was dean thrown now?, bury your gays speedrun, gay angels get send to superhell/eeby-deeby/cas plinko, recognizing the confession scene only by the first letters of each word, 'homosexual declaration of love', The Tapes™ (Release them now jensen!!!), meta analysis after 15x18, 'i gripped you tight and raised you from perdition' callback as dean saves cas from the empty, why lamp?, onion field, pizza man montage, parallels be paralleling, dean screaming cas name so loud in one take that people heard it blocks away, dean offering to kill sam if it means chuck brings cas back, the 4 year old son of lucifer becoming god, chuck won theory, 'we explore the nature of destiel in act two', excitement for a long finale which could only be about dean saving cas, right?, the insanity inducing quotes of the day for episodes, 'the night we met' and 'angel with a shotgun' songs of the day on set, filming in a barn, worst finale ever (even worse than game of thrones), weirly short with 11 scenes cut, two thirds montages, carry on wayward son playinf twice, back to back, one a weird cover version, vampmimes, no cas in the finale but instead some random vampire from season one no one remembers, dean finally gets nailed from behind, dean dies from tetanus, party city wig, good cars go to heaven, Car/Cas and Biden/Bi!Dean/Bye!Dean, 'cas helped', blurry wife, misha and jensen are not in the thank you video, everyone was supposed to be at the roadhouse originally but no one was informed of those plans, walker backdoor pilot, covid/capitalism destroyed everything, misha was in vancouver for filming the last episodes and was in less episodes than he was contracted for, misha denies ever having been in vancouver, misha says originally he was supposed to be in the finale as jimmy, misha says cas was supposed to be in the finale and 'sidle up to dean in the roadhouse', heterosexual destiel whose kisses would have created entire universes, destiel reciprocated in spanish, rogue translator, #TheySilencedYou, Jensen Ackles sexy silence, jensen ackles longcon, deanbenny breakup in season 8 script leak, Heller Obama, fake italian dub, misha collins x bill clinton sex scandal, misha addressing the "scandal" and tagging bill clinton and monica lewinski, 'still beautiful, still dean winchester', mishapocalypse 2.0 and 3.0, 'eyes like the sky' beer from jensens brewery rumored to be misha description, cockles anniversay photo, chaos machine jensen ackles' production company, 'rainbow road' beer close to deans birthday, blue green ('destiel') shotglasses from jensen brewery, ash and ellen's actors roleplaying roadhouse reopening in twitter, people think they are planning destiel wedding, disappointment when thats not the case, fans celebrate Destiel Wedding anyway on Valentine's Day 2021, fallout with both actors after one said a 'queer interpretation would damage the integrity of the show',

*takes a deep breath*

jared calling cas junkless and comparing his love for dean to the love he has for his children, misha collins cameo including 'still beautiful, still dean winchester', saileen and midam wedding, spn prequel announcement and subsequent j2 fallout, '@/robbiethompson et tu brute wow. what a trully awful thing you've done #bravo you coward', the prequel being about the least favourite characters of supernatural and a love story disproved by canon, 100000 destiel fics on ao3, misha tweets about that, rumors if mishas secret ao3 account, real italian dub going 'you're kinda okay' instead of i love you, misha tweeting a video of him saying 'te amo' in response to that', jensen saying if there'd been more time he (he meant dean but he used first person pronouns) would have hugged cas and said 'i love you too', first anniversary, misha collins coming out as bisexual on accident and then saying he 'happens to be straight' three days later in a five post apology thread, hot sauce from adam/micheal actor advertised by him playing midam, casbaiting in the winchesters trailer, jarlos shipping by winchester main actors, dean with beard and turtleneck, jensen saying he wanted misha in the winchesters but it didnt work out because of scheduling conflicts but hed be there in a season two shortly before the show was cancelled, death of the rogue translator and destiel getting dragged to the trending page every time there is news

*panting* then i dont want it.

yes this is all i could remember without looking it up

#supernatural #spn #destiel #nov 5th #my post

[allypacino]

Imagine if the panel starts and Jensen stares into the camera and says “hola”

#make some spanish jokes don't be shy #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn #supernatural #y yo ati cas #jensen heller ackles #the jackles longcon

[5typesoftrash]

Merry Christmas to canon Destiel number 6, the jackles tapes, cockles truthers, everyone who felt personally hatecrimed by the finale, all of Latin America, Misha Collins, jackles longcon tinhats, the actual icon who faked the Italian dub, the screaming channel in the SPN Thursdays server, the version of Destiel that are dating in our system, @eldestdaughtercoded, and Bobo Berens.

(and a very fucking miserable holiday to every CW exec and other SPN writer)

#destiel #castiel #dean winchester #destiel is canon #canon destiel #fuck the cw #cw spn #spanish dub #italian dub #misha collins #heller misha #heller jensen #jensen is a heller confirmed #jensen ackles #jackles #jackles longcon #tinhat #cockles truther #cockles tinhat #cockles #jenmish #deansil speaks

[6x20mybeloved]

oh so you’re telling me that we’re almost a week into 2021 and destiel hasn’t gone canon again not even once ?? what is this nonsense ??? is this the kind of world we live in now ?????

#spn #supernatural #castiel #destiel #cas #dean winchester #deancas #spnfamily #thegreatestlovestoryevertold #casdean #spn s16 #spn spanish #y yo a ti cas #misha collins #jensen ackles #jackles #jackles longcon #why lamp #bill clinton #biden #heller obama #putin resign #nov 5

[tillcore]

sorry i’ve barely posted here the past week or so because of destielgate it’s just simultaneously so funny and so stressful i constantly feel like all my atoms are splitting i haven’t felt this alive in months i love being a part of something who am i i’m literally scaling the walls of my enclosure deancas keeps becoming canon and then uncanon and there is so many QUASTIONS Every Day Things Are Happening. Every Day we read new words .! goodncujt

#i can not rest or think of anythinf else my brain is just jackles longcon onion field rogue translator lamp spanish dub misha twitter 15x18 #txt #destiellapalooza

[nwmo]

when Fiona Apple said "I went crazy again today" she was actually writing about the experience of having a tumblr account in the month of November 2020

#me when destiel became canon and then me when the finale came out and then me when the actress that plays ellen harvelle tweeted and then #me when spanish dub and then me when rogue translator and then me when italian dub and then me when jackles longcon and then me when

[tennet]

physically i am going to work. but mentally? oh well mentally te amo y yo a ti cas cw release the tapes my god these bitches gay denial anger bargaining depression spanish dub the ballots are in we forgot about the mail in destiel destiel won the popular vote destiel won the electoral college heller longcon truther payoff uncut confession scene dean "bisexual" winchester how does it feel to be winning cant wait to wake up tomorrow to see what completely insane thing happened on supernatural a show that ended last week why dont you ask me that in spanish site crash deans death is bury your gays orpheus eurydice i didnt look back 15x18: la verdad night of november 24th wheres the kiss latin america leaked in walmart reset dean like buzz lightyear jackles drop the 15x18 receipts destiel bottles popped today castiel is loved twist and shout destiel go canon twice hola mishamigos who had destiel is confirmed as reciprocal romantic love but only in the spanish dub for 2020 bingo epic highs of supernatural before tumblr breaks again anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me in spanish misha and jensen you wanna leak the tapes you wanna leak the full destiel confession soooo bad canon reciprocated love confession everybody wanted to know what i would do if i didnt win i guess we'll never know me too (spanish edition)

#killing me to leave in the middle of all this but unfortunately i need to make cash money #i may be sitting at my desk but my brain is playing this on loop all day #supernatural #destiel #spn #spanishdubgate #mine

[fluorescentbrains]

ok after a lot of toil and trouble i was able to get through the sarah zee video. here are some take aways (it’s 5 am and i got a migraine doing this so not exactly coherent):

not as mean spirited as it could have been, still comes off condescending

a lot of info omitted. no mention of eileen, or m&g where jackles said parts of his reaction were cut

no discussion of how cast & crew have confirmed in the past that touchy-feely scenes with dean and cas were, essentially, censored

irrelevant info like britta lundin getting to be a writer on riverdale bc jackles was homophobic once

she keeps cheekily bringing up the way people “blamed her for destiel happening” and it’s annoying. similarly she credits herself with “bringing tjlc back to life”

early becky is discussed but season 15 reformed becky (and her implications) not mentioned at all

she took the jackles longcon powerpoint laughably seriously

her take on the spanish dub is it was some kind of poetic license on the part of the translator, based on her knowledge of anime dubbing (a completely different language and cultural barrier).

like her example is that in japanese dubs, casual “i love you” isn’t directly translated for cultural reasons. but what’s the cultural reason for bisexual spanish dean? are latin americans more likely to reciprocate love confessions??????

she seems to think the editing of The Scene is normal and not bad which.... cannot relate but alright... she doesn’t mention the way jackles falls in the wrong direction lol

portrays fans as either Ironic And Memeing (correct) or Into Absurd Conspiracy Theories (pitiable); possibilities are binary. i.e. either misha is 100% telling the full truth about there being a “rogue translator” or he is 100% lying and there are coded messages in the tweet thread (no one thinks this??)

similarly, it’s always “there’s a secret destiel episode” and never “there’s a previous draft or deleted take where dean did something to indicate reciprocation.” pretty transparently cherry picking the most out-there theories such that the narrative becomes about Fans Gone Wild

(seriously she will not shut up about how tumblr EXPLODED and everyone went CRAZY)

excessive use of the word “conspiracy” to describe HIGHLY plausible possibilities that would not require any conspiracy at all and likely happen on network shows all the time; i.e., the theory that the cw said “we have decided not to let you do destiel” and then the writers weren’t allowed to do it is considered a “conspiracy theory”

just always finding the most extreme angle to present even if it doesn’t fully reflect what most people are saying or what the hashtags are about

i kept shouting in the voice chat “NO ONE THINKS THAT. MAYBE THREE CRAZY PEOPLE THINK THAT”

very little discussion of the hashtag movements beyond that fans are mad bc they (implied falsely) believe there was censorship—ignores the million other grievances being brought up

ethically dubious use of people’s posts and memes in a monetized product; a significant proportion of the video is showing other people’s reactions and it feels exploitative and zoo-like. some of it is out of context. afaik no one with posts in the video agreed to be in it. she’s not actively poking fun but it comes off as punching down

OH ALSO. she describes jack as “half demon” which made wanna rend my garments because him being half ARCHANGEL is a HUGE PLOT POINT and GOD SHE REALLY DIDNT WATCH DABB ERA HUH

#i still have asks but im leaving them for tomorrow sry

[anthonycrowleymoved]

rancid nuts. why lamp. release the tapes. sorry king. super hell. tetanus. jackles longcon. spanish dub. i’m halfway to a verse of fucking we didn’t start the fire

#god i love fandom drama i love it so much #spn #text #shut up maggie #mobi #i have brainrot because i know what all of this means. I DO NOT LIKE THIS SHOW!!!!!

[virginwhoredichotomy]

alright new working theory is that misha is not technically a liar and there never was a verbal reciprocation in that scene (heller comrade adam williams confirming this much and it also doesn't make sense storytelling wise, this was a cas centric scene not a deancas centric scene) however jensen thee ackles poured so much emotion into his reaction that it still read as a mutual love confession which is why it's so weirdly edited & jensen said his reaction was cut. the spanish dub team used their common sense and translated according to that, judging whatever jensens reaction was to be romantic enough for them to translate it to "y yo a ti". in conclusion jackles longcon is alive and well thank you for your service king

#and yes i still think misha and a deancas reunion was cut out of the finale #i don't know if it was romantic but it must have been gay enough for someone to pull the plug lol #i wouldnt be invested in this if they stopped being so secretive about it agdhdjfjf just tell us what happened #because no one wakes up one day and thinks u know what? today i will add a major plot point to a show just because i can #rogue translators...... funniest excuse in history

[brucespringsteendotcom]

I wish it was three weeks ago when the phrase "jackles longcon" was in use only by me and like four of my mutuals and I had no idea how to say "and I love you" in spanish

[offbrandhuman]

thank you spn for teaching me about cosmic love, death of the author, how to trend twitter hashtags, what a fanfiction gap is, every detail of the international dubbing process, the importance of stories, how to love a fandom more than the actual show, what it feels like to be right, that jackles longcon truthers always win, and that gay love will pierce through the vail of death and save the day in spanish

#supernatural #destiel #jensen ackles #dean winchester #spn #thanksgiving #mine

[sakkuns]

some days i wake up and my mind goes "november 5 nevada deangender cascore jackles longcon sexy silence rancid nut nailed corn field deancas wedding is destiel canon yet 2020/11/05 yes he they sam spanish dub mishapocalypse 2.0" and then i just go on with my day as if i werent insane

#:////////// #spn

[desticuleconfessions]

I’ve been lurking here for ages through the spanish dub sword jokes jackles longcon thee biblical cain eating glass and I’m this close to making a fuckign fandom sideblog so I can properly lose my mind. do I do it

#confessions #desticuleconfessions #YES YES YOU DO #JOIN USSS #mod R #submission #*chanting* one of us one of us #mod cas

[hbogirls]

thinking about how the fp/fred brokeback mountain post (and its papá de archie spanish language counterpart) serve to bolster the jarchie longcon because they feed into the riverdale generational cycle theory. if the dads were a little gay together, then the sons will be, too.

#riverdale