#and then making the plant die

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

like if they ever did a super-verse i hope they add the fact that krypton is destined to always implode and that clark is destined to always be a survivor

like canon events mean more to superman because they're real to him

#superman #just finished #my adventures with superman #and like #the scene in sandman #where despair talks to rao about seeding krypton with life #and then making the plant die #and have clark be the only survivor #changed my brain chemistry #i like despair fails too

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy laughingstock mawwiage but make it potc3 Flavor-

#theyre supposed to be holding hands but i couldnt draw it for the life of me so #half assed it is!!!! #or.... no assed it is!!! #in my mind this is a job gone Phenomenally wrong. like horribly wrong #the group is outnumbered and cornered and- #its fine in the end tho #and howdy & barnaby are left standing there like 'so we didnt die. looks like we're husbands now! lets go find some neat rings' #in the meantime wally and julie braid them rings out of grass & flowers #actually wait omg #imagining there's a spell that can freeze the flower rings so that they wont break/decompose #all of barnaby's normal metal rings and then there's one made of plants... of Life... OUUUGHHHHHHHH #< thats the sound of me dying so dramatically. im talking nimona-as-ambrosius level of dramatic death #scribble salad #laughingstock #wh fantasy au #wait omggggg #im imagining once theyre all safe and it sinks in that the Are Indeed Safe #everyone is like 'omg!!! we made it!!! hugging each other! wait wheres barnaby and howdy - ohhhhh theyre making out off to the side cool' #theyre just. laying in the grass smoochin the hell outta each other #yeah theyre both bleeding and bruised but who isnt! #and then they stay right there and take a nap <3 #and wake up w/ the rest of the neighborhood piled on/around them <3 #GODDDDDDDD FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL IM- #SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM AGH RAGH ASDHASJFCBALFNLD #sorry sorry. the insanity is kicking in #alsoooooo imagining them having that epic potc3 mid-battle kiss after barbosa - sorry - Sally pronounces them married

[internetdruid]

Evening, ladies

#🪴 #im remaking this blog. if you havent noticed #i felt awkward making a big text post about it so im just keeping it condensed in the tags #but anyway all the tofupupper posts are over on @tofupupper as an archive #for anyone that wants it #im probably gonna be posting about animals and botany here.. bc its what i enjoy right now #i used to really enjoy tofupuppers content but things got rough during the pandemic #and i was in a bad place. and i was just constantly getting anons from people venting to me #or talking about their mental health and im just so bad at comforting and constantly seeing #people tell me they want to die and such on my fan blog for a shiba inu was just so stressful #even though i havent posted tofu content since 2021 i still got messages like that now and then. 700 messages in my askbox rn #but anyway #im better now and i hope everyone is too #and i will still be rbing donation posts at peoples request here #i just felt awkward rbing them to a blog i didnt use otherwise #so. yeah!. wildlife biology and plants now. maybe other stuff #you dont have to stick around if thats not your thing #goodbye for now

[tranny-fragrance]

ppl clearly just hate veganism because the idea that something you’ve done since you were born is bad is uncomfortable

like no vegans are not more likely to be eco fascists whst the hell are you talking about

like i can see the reasoning but it doesn’t make it true

yes there’s vegan fascists just like there’s fascists who will follow basically any philosophy you can find

you just have a problem specifically with veganism because it makes you uncomfortable

#vegan stuff #yes gathered some genuine worries some people have about veganism but like vegans know about em #if you’re worried about what vegans are saying about ppl who can’t only eat plants to live you can just ask vegans #some of them will be assholes who don’t care but much more will understand and give you the actual answer that #we don’t want people to die either #vegans take medicine tahts most certainly made off the back of animal suffering in some way #but people need meds #people think of veganism as a plant based diet but it’s much more than that #you don’t even ‘need’ to be fully plant based if you can’t do it physically or financially or logistically or whatever #probably expressing myself bad but who cares it makes me mad

[revenantghost]

There's something so uniquely painful in Wolfwood using his own gun for this moment

He wants Vash to dirty his own hands, to pull that trigger with lethal intent

But with Wolfwood's weapon

The final life it takes being his own

#Trigun #TrigunBookclub #I saw someone else saying that they never noticed before now #And it's funny #It's one of the few things I VERY clearly remembered from my first read #So since that was a part of a different and/or longer post (if I'm remembering right???) #I wanted to make my own #An aside #You ever wonder how many victims of Vash's wounds die from like #Infection and stuff #I guess plants can make antibiotics BUT

[itistimetodisappear]

After hours, days of research, I have concluded that all aquarium lighting is a scam

#fishblr #you shouldn't be paying over 100 for a freshwater light or over 200 for a reef light #DO NOT by budget lines from expensive brands #they are worse and more expensive then cheap brands #most lights grow plants well #same with corals #what youre paying for is how they make your plants/corals look to your eyes #do not let anyone convince you that buying a cheap brand will make your plants/corals die

[teeth-draws]

“What do you mean he’s scary!! Look at him!”

— taking artistic liberties to scrunkle the face of @shepherds-of-haven’s Blade Bronwyn - a man with 0.6% body fat lol

#shepherds of haven #if games #blade bronwyn #this is mc privelage at work #hc mcs but especially the ladies are like no he’s fine!! look he’s a lamb!! but if someone else tried this they’d get their wrists broken #being an artist (like being a writer) makes your proclivities rly obvious because in this instance you can tell that I love #babying men who could kickflip me into the sun #picking fights with famed assassins like… wow blade ur so confident for your height! and leave #blade likes girls with good hearts and Halle is not quite that but she IS an efficient worker so she always comes back with the win… #and a bunch of rescued orphans and mages and stuff it’s… not a reflection of her personality but rather her work ethic which even then #is reluctant and put-upon #she didn’t want to be a captain let alone commander she was meant to be using this gang of do-gooders to fulfil her fate and then bounce #but they’re all so wholesome and now she loves them despite her better judgement #and he’s so cute!! with his poetry and plants and the googly-eyed clam he keeps on his desk and talks to about his feelings!! #what’s a girl to do? #there’s only so strong you can be in the face of a man who tells you straight-faced he’d mcfucking die for you #talking the talk and walking the walk even to the most wary of wilderness orphans #as always blade you are a nightmare to draw I lost sleep over your skin tone #my foe of four years aka blade’s left elbow is cunningly hidden #their child would be a serious force of nature and also really tall #fanart #shoh #can you imagine the name? between austere ket names and whack mage names… #these are my parents: blade and halwendi. my name is steele mechanicus and I DONT want to talk about it #just realised that if his brother saw this shit he’d get blade stoned for being a public hussy gosh sorry better make an honest man of him #new blade hairstyle is a shaggy wolfcut bc I think it’s cute on him lmao #this is a really autistic couple honestly #not quite sure where to put his hands #like when you flip a shark upside down

[hy-borea]

tHIS LEVEL KILLED MY WIFE, KICKED MY DOG AND SHOT MY SON AND ATE MY SOUP

not that bad tho 8.5/10 would play again

#lbp #little big planet #drawing #digital art #lbp fanart #lbp2 #littlebigplanet #THOSE FUCKING BEES #why would the devs make me take care of robots i cant even take care of a plant #they will fucking die

[starz4ruii]

I MADE TWOMP STICKERS & IM SO PROUD OF THEM :DD

#twomp #mr plant twomp #argos twomp #i love argos and mr plant #plargos #i love plargos so much #mr plant #the world of mr plant #art #stickers #twomp sticker #i'm treating the tags as a live shooting range #I made them with crayons and colored pencils #im gonna put them in my sketchbook #imma make some of mr flower to #dont mind my dirty desk- #imma go die now #bye #*descends into the earth*

[mothlau]

modern wolfstar but sirius is a scam tarot reader at small town fairs (he got the cards from a thrift store for a few pounds, watched one video on how to read them and he decided it's his best shot at making some money to survive). cue the fair where he's working ends up in a small town from wales where, lo and behold, he keeps pulling the moon and the death card for everyone. a small child that can't be older than 5? they get the death card. an old lady who wanted to know how her tomatoes will do this summer? death.

now, sirius does know that the death card means new beginnings and it's not as bad as it seems but everyone just starts calling him names and his clientele lessens by the day because everyone finds out about his cards and how he's the bringer of death (literally no one died since he got there so he finds the new nickname a bit overkill).

he's too worried about his scamming abilities though. he just can't shake the weird feeling he gets when he pulls moon out again, even after he takes the damn card out of his pack because he's sick of seeing it (he leaves the death card in because he does find it funny)

but then, on the night before the full moon, when he's just getting ready to pack his cards and cheap props and call it a day, a farmer comes to get a reading. he's still in his overalls because he came straight from the farm here to check out the card reader who the villagers keep saying is predicting deaths on the full moon to see what the fuss is about.

sirius is smitten as soon as the farmer opens his mouth, but imagine his surprise when he hears that he's been slowly making people fear him again, after he just convinced them that he's a kind guy. and imagine his bigger surprise when the cute farmer with hay stuck in his hair and mud on his overalls tells him he's a werewolf.

#my man would be stressed because hello??? what do you mean a werewolf buddy im a SCAM!!!! #meanwhile remus is patiently waiting for him to calm down so that they can make a plan on how to clear this up #because believe it or not #its hard making business when people think you wanna kill their 5 yo child and their tomatoes on the full moon #he just wants to tend to his sheep #sell milk and make cheese hes not asking for too much #somewhere along the way sirius realises oh maybe im not such a scam after all whoops #because i did just predict meeting my soulmate through these thrifted cards hehe #and the old ladys tomatoes did die in the end but thats because the soil wasnt optimal for them and instead she started planting #*spins the wheel* pumpkins and my god they thrived #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders #wolfstar au #wolfstar fic #harry potter #marauder era

[mothiidae]

these three make me so unwell, they are destined for failure :(

I actually put a little thought into each of the flowers and i believe they represent their respective person very well ^x^ the website link for anyone interested!

Tsurugi:

monkey orchid - evil, death, power, absolute authority

snapdragon - grace, benevolence, strength, protection, indifference, deception, denial

Rei:

rock rose - endurance, strength, determination

forget me not - hope, remembrance, true and undying love, funerals, death

gladiolus - strength, strong character, honor, moral integrity, remembrance, sadness, faithfulness, death

Teryua:

chrysanthemum - fidelity, friendship, modesty, loyalty, sadness, devotion, cheerfulness, longevity, good spirits, happiness, joy, beauty, death

#og post #the website also had a little note about rock roses in particular #'These drought tolerant and hardy plants will always survive' #haha..ha......ha....... #that sentence fits rei so well it makes me so sad :( #i am of the opinion that tsurugi would die sometime after the events of sdra2 leaving rei the sole dra survivor #name a group of survivors from a killing game with a worse outcome i'll wait #*rips my skin off* THEESE THREEEEE #they make me so emo #dra #sdra2 #tsurugi kinjo #rei mekaru #teruya otori #danganronpa another #dra spoilers #sdra2 spoilers

[zincbot]

i kind of love barry. autistic king

#scavengers reign #scavengers reign spoilers #(in the tags) #okay so sam didn't die but the following events were Much more interesting #the parasite creating compulsions? so cool #i would have loved to see an example done with a local fauna #but i can imagine it works similarly. compelled to build a nest etc etc #also terrence's death was so brutal but i Loved the visuals and sound for the quick snapping and twisting of the plant #carnivorous plant!! yayy!!! #very cool death #but yeah barry. i enjoy him #azi's my favourite surviving 'main' character at this time and i like seeing her and barry interact. #azi's like. trying to be softer especially contrasted with kris who is kind of similar to her. in a way that makes her want to be #Less like that and lean into her softer side. very good #azi's humming is also my favourite thing ever soured as it is by levi's death (right after they learned to sing)

[pallanophblargh]

When you’re not supposed to pick favorites, but…

I’ve had this Hoya callistophylla for 1 year and 4 months and she’s come so far. Dare I say, beyond my wildest dreams? (Ha!) I’m gonna need a bigger trellis, and eventually a bigger pot. In the meantime, determined blooming! (More peduncles incoming it looks like)

Found a baby photo for those interested in glow ups!

#Hoya callistophylla #Hoya plant #wax plant #plantblr #houseplant #tropical plants #foliage #flowers #trypophobia warning #someone mentioned the flowers looked like teeth and now I can’t unsee it! #thankfully that somehow makes me like it more? #I hear that these usually grow slowly for people but I’ve found her to grow quite steadily #likes to stay just moist #regular watering and bright light help a lot #otherwise not a picky plant by my metrics #those leaves are to die for

[alexanderlightweight]

@alxndrlightwoods orchid is a pain in my ass but I love them so take care of their orchid I do

💜 lumine

#lumine & saeth #lumine is tired #lumine pampers orchids for saeths happiness #lumine prefers plants less easy to kill because ‘it makes me sad when they die’

[pjo-apollo-ships-tournament]

Apollo/Admetus VS Apollo/Hyacinthus (Hyapollo)

Propaganda

Apollo/Admetus - made Apollo's second mortal punishment bearable, even joyous. Apollo loved him so much he blessed his cows to have twin calves

he loved him so much he won for him the hand of Best Wife Ever Alcestis

 he loved him so much he persuaded the Fates to invent a loophole so he could avoid a premature death, in some myths he even got the fates drunk and then persuaded them, which is girlboss behaviour, plus admentus comforted him at a critical time, aka after the Asclepius Situation. -Dadmetus was know with his hospitility and kindness. I guess that's also what Apollo needed after his sorry excuse of father made his son oof. After his punishment was over he went to fates to make him live longer. For him. For a mortal. 

Apollo/Hyacinthus - Idk i like them

#vote admetus #i'm sorry i know hyapollo is a staple but apollo got the fates drunk as hell #to make sure admetus didn't die #and it worked #what did he do for hyacinthus #turn him into a plant? #vote my boy admetus #trials of apollo #heroes of olympus #pjo apollo #poll tournament #toa apollo #pjo apollo ships tournament #rrverse #percy jackson and the olympians

[ravensmadreads]

In other news, i joined the local gym today. I have found that A. I'm hilariously out of shape, B. The elliptical was made by the devil and C. Gideon's gymcrush joel is a lifesaver and he's not even here yet

cc: @sp00kymulderr

#fr i though i was gonna die #my legs were shaking as i made my way out to my car #whoever thought to make the gym in the basement was a sadistic jerk #the only reason i got through is because Taylor mentioned pedro just as i left for the gym #and all i could think about was gym crush joel while i tried not to face plant on my exercise mat and call it a day #fuck