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FOLK OF THE GREY WAVES.
blue lock ! mermaid au featuring : alexis ness , michael kaiser , kurona ranze x gn! reader
warning(s) : kaiser tries to kill you once purposefully and once accidentally ( what’s new ) , biting , dead fish rip , lmk if there are more !
a/n : can you tell i was an ocean loving child
alexis ness !
prolly a dolphin mercreature … you know how the media portrays dolphins to be cute little angels but actually they are wild. yea
he has a curious nature as a dolphin, but also, as we know, incredibly intelligent
he can’t speak too much, but communicates with little thrills and chirps <3
you learn his name after he draws it out onto the sand, he really likes how you say his name !!
alexis also likes to ‘study’ you, as you say, and he is extremely fond of wrapping his tail around your legs — he doesn’t have them, after all, so he’s really curious on how they work !
he always leaves some gifts for you by rocks for you, like shells and clams with pearls in them <3 sometimes he finds some weird human contraption that was dropped into the sea and brings them to you as well
you bring your own gifts for him too ! he’s quite fond of flowers; especially lavenders, the sweet smell really appeals to him. he’s kinda sad that he can’t bring them underwater though :(
a regular bottlenose dolphin is about 2-4 m ( around 6.7 - 13.1 feet ) in length, so he’s quite big — bigger than you at least.
despite his large size, he’s very gentle with you, brushing his face over your palms and examining your legs with apt fascination. his fingers are nearly floating above your skin, because you’re so small compared to him that he really doesn’t wanna hurt you (*⁰▿⁰*)
he’s always mimicking you smiling. it’s his favourite expression !! it gets a little unsettling sometimes because you can tell that something has angered him but he’s still like :)
and then suddenly some people who have bothered you have develop a fear of the sea and refuse to go near it and you hm
splashes water on you to express his displeasure. and then he nudges you down when you try to tackle him as revenge … and somehow he is surprised you went down so easily ??? like huh have you not seen the size difference
overall really cute 10/10
michael kaiser !
if dolphins are bad this guy is an orca. the worse subspecies of dolphin fr they r such menaces ( but also my favourite ocean species LAWL they r too cute )
probably tried to kill you the first time y’all met ??
orca LOVE to play around with their prey. he definitely tried to flick you into the air but then decided that he was quite fond of you and now you’re his human. like um .ok ?????
really likes shiny things ! tinkers around with the bracelets and rings you wear, it’s cute how his pupils dilate a little when a glass bead reflects against the sunlight just right
he would really like for you to swim with him, but the sea is horrendously cold during the winter …
he doesn’t really understand that concept, so he tried tugging you into the water once, and you could barely submerge half your body you froze up and had to get out :(
kaiser refused to let you go afterwards for a long time, wrapping his arms and tail around you, a grumbling sound from his throat and warm breath against your neck <3
his fins twitching and his huge tail slamming on the deck nervously as he massages your arms to get the blood flowing again
he can’t let his favourite human die too fast yknow :( but the asshole attitude returns after he knows you’re fine. mf
he brings you his catches; huge fish, turtles, sometimes even smaller dolphin species as ? gifts ?? and lowkey gets offended when you explain how you can’t haul all those back to your house
again — he is huge. male killer whales are about 6 - 8 m ( 19.6 - 26.3 ft ) in length !! sits you on his lap as he marvels at how tiny you are compared to him
after thorough observation, he mlems at you face and you can’t tell if the grin he sports is him telling you that you’re going to be his next meal or something else
really likes it when you trace the patterns on his tail <3 he hides his face in his arms so you can’t see his expression but his tail is thrashing really wildly !!
possibly a 10 when he’s not trying to kill you
kurona ranze (黒名 蘭世) !
do i even need to say it ??? shark boy <3 i’d say hes a lemon shark mercreature !! omg i love lemon sharks they r the cutest
just putting it out here that lemon sharks are possessive of their humans and get jealous when they give other sharks too much attention LOL
kurona wraps his tail around you when he wants your attention and just in general when you’re near him !!
like ness, he is really curious of your legs. tried biting them once or twice — it doesnt hurt, but the occasional bite marks on your calves and thighs are hard to explain to your friends
his teeth are really cute to look at tho !! very spiky, and he grabs your hand so you can feel the groves of his triangular teeth and his tongue licking at your finger-pads
really likes swimming with you — you don’t even have to tread water cause he’ll just hold you by the waist and swim like that !! strong boy
kurona knows a lot about the ocean (since he practically lives in it ..), he brings you to see tiny glowing jellyfish at night and little bioluminescence plankton in underwater caves !! he gets really happy when he sees you excited over them
his eyes dilate … like a lot. they get huge when he sees you cause he loves you <3
really enjoys getting pets ! he’s not too expressive but you can always hear some gentle purring when you run your fingers through his hair
brings you small coral and pearls as gifts <3 sometimes he feels mischievous and just spits out some kind of fish at your feet just to scare you _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): wtf kurona !!
loves laying his head on your lap to hear you muse about the stars and constellations at night <3
deadass tries to lean his near 3 m ( 11 ft ) self on you like . hello
really likes stars a lot, his tail was practically wagging when you gave him a bracelet strung of star-shaped beads !!
he brought you a really pretty starfish afterwards as thanks
kurona automatically starts licking at your wounds if you have any, and he’s really careful not to get saltwater on them
doesnt like it when you’re hurt in any form :(
10/10 sea puppy bf
now i lowkey wanna sketch mermaid au blue lock adjdjhsjasjsj
#— sen’s works <3#MERMAID AU MERMAID AU#little me is so happy that i finally get to use that useless ocean knowledge somewhere#orcas and whales are my favourite animals <3#blue lock#bllk#alexis ness#alexis ness x reader#michael kaiser#michael kaiser x reader#kaiser x reader#kurona ranze#kurona ranze x reader#kurona x reader
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aaahhh thanks @hollyofmercia!! im so glad to be counted as a beloved mutual!!
Last song: Cabaret 2 by penelope scott. my brain kinda grabbed that one tehe
currently watching: well. this is a podcast blog so im going to interpret this as currently listening and thus: Hi Nay!!!! its so good. its fun and spooky and fits in with my dnd campaign and go listen to it >:3
Three ships: the Bismarck, the turtle ship (거북선), and the American Turtle. tehe. But to actually answer the question: Krejjh & Brian Jeter (strange case of starship iris), Medusa & Andromeda (Khôra podcast), Paige &Hayworth (The silt verses)
Favourite Colour: Scarlet. like scarlet macaw scarlet yknow?
currently consuming: breakfast. but also been playing civ 6 and reading gideon the ninth
First ship: pfft fuck it if i remember. Havent been in fandom that long so maybe Sam and Oliver (Spirit Box radio)
Relationship status: In possession of a husband >:3 and loving them dearly
last movie: Casablanca i think?
currently working on: programming a video game to play with my younger sibling while im off at college together; embroidery; drawing a bunch of stuff; a uni degree; weighting dice to cheat at dnd. All of these are happening simultaneously.
anywas i think im supposed to tag 9 people but i cant count so get tagged beloved mutuals:
@thecontortionistswristwatch @motherofmostlysnakes @time-travel-nacho @lottiethedottyhottie @cindereleanor @suncrayon @rotationalsymmetry @pajrc1234 @in-a-sea-of-black @cybersp4ced @worlds-smallest-epsilon @jumpingthesefences @cyan-skies @dynamicsbitch
if ive forgotten you im so sorry ive tagged you in absentia bc ofc. i forgor
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updated the omori mermaid au list !! just making it a separate post neow just bc the original list is prettyy old and i feel like making the new changes just its own post works better!!
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Sunny and Mari: Axolotls (? i dont have a reason for this choice they were just the first i came up with and i thought itd be fun.)
Omoriboy: Greater Siren
Hero and Kel: Sharks (great white shark for Hero, leopard shark for Kel)
Aubrey: Harbor Seal (biiiig ??? on this one my only reason is that i like aubrey and i like seals. so . this ones just kinda for myself idk how well it fits.)
Basil: Sea Turtle
Kim: American Alligator
Stranger: Giant Phantom Jellyfish
Daphne and Bowen (bread twins): Shubunkin Goldfish
Sweetheart: Betta Fish (<- my favorite one of the choices i felt very smart)
Spaceboy: Osprey (BARELY COUNTS AS A MERMAID but. its called a sea hawk so it counts. in my heart)
Angel: Sea Angel
Artist: Nembrotha Cristata
Chelsey (energetic boy): Freshwater Shark (like the little fishes ..yknow..)
Rainy (skinny boy): some kind of Salamander (undecided)
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Any characters.. not listed here i have nothing currently picked out for !! feel free to suggest things if youd like ^_^
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I’m bored so I came up with headcanons about the Hexside Kids’ favorite things in the human realm :)
Willow
Ant farms!
Sea turtles!
Misty mornings (she just goes outside and stands barefoot in the wet grass)
Constellations!
Lavender iced coffee!
Amity
The fact that people have BEEN ON THE MOON!!
Pink lemonade!
Light up shoes and lights that change color!
Sweet potato fries!
Swim goggles (and swimming in general)
Gus
EVERYTHING
Glitter glue, glow sticks, and googly eyes!
Sunglasses that are shaped like stuff (hearts, stars, anything)!
Pop rocks!
Parrots (“They can talk???)
Comic books!
Hunter
Cartoons, any and every kind. (Camila wakes up and he’s on the floor on front of the tv watching PBS kids at 6 am)
Crunchy leaves!
Those sequins that you can flip over?? Yknow
Those sensory drip things with the colored oil!
Pancakes/ flapjacks, of course!
#cursing Disney with my dying breath for not making a third season for amphibia-style earth hijinx#the owl house#luz noceda#amity blight#willow park#gus porter#hunter wittebane#Disney#toh#headcanon
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okay consider this rant. The gang as certain sea creatures. What would they be. I rant abt this on call w my wifey wife @aplicobelt
Uncle - stellars sea cow because he’s OLD and also similar to a manatee ig… instead of lumbago he’d say he’s the last living one of his species and that’s y he doesn’t do stuff instead
Arthur - thresher shark. explanation below
Dutch - giant pacific octopus, because not only is he larger than life in his personality, and persona and such… he also can camouflage and change colors which something something ties in with his manipulation. Additionally octopi can detach limbs when under stress to escape predators… Yknow like how he cut loose John n shit.. somethi something yah commentary.. also octopi are not related to rays and sharks like Hosea and Arthur… thoughtz
Hosea - stingray because he only really attacks in self defense/retaliation.. additionally stingrays are rays which are related to sharks. Arthur and Hosea. Yah
Micah - anglerfish… this is kinda obvious I won’t go into detail
Swanson - nautilus. Kinda just fits. It’s orange, and it’s got a shell, resilient like Swanson
Sean - clownfish. For obvious reasons
Karen - clownfish. Alpha female and beta male clownfish. 😁😊
Pearson - moray eel (old). Related to that one time he compared his fighting skills to that of a tiger..
Sadie - blue ringed octopus, not only the ringed imagery relating to her marriage, but they aren’t aggressive by nature and only attack when threatened, and when they attack the job gets *done* Yknow?
Charles - leatherback sea turtle, why? Because my wife said so
Abigail - blue crab cuz she’s crabby sometimes (THINDRROUS APPLAUSE AS I GET SHOT TO DEATH)
Tilly + Mary Beth - minnows cuz they’re both like two peas in a pod :3
Jack - garden eel, shy by nature, and shows that even in 1914 he was getting pushed out of his comfort zone, his nature. Just fits idk.
John - American eel, it has his face. Both eels like Jack
Trelawny - ribbon eel.. just cuz they’re both flamboyant
Bill - hammerhead shark, just vibes
Javier - peacock bass. image below.
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#my rant#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#jack marston#john marston#Im not tagging everyone else fuck that actually#I think I peaked with the lumbago idea
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BRIDGETTE HEADCANONS CAUSE SHE DESERVES MORE LOVE AND IM INSPIRED
• she tries to make her nails sometimes but since she surfs so much and is constantly in "aggressive water" they end up breaking and messing up everything so Bridgette keeps them short and natural
• I believe Bridgette lives close to the beach so surfing is regular on her daily basis
• when she was a child she used to believe in mermaids and would stay the WHOLE DAY waiting for them to show up (she still kinda believes in them ♡)
• when needing a time for herself she hunts sea shells but barely bring them home unless if they are reaaaally pretty and rare
• her love language is giving gifts (sea shells and handmade necklaces and bracelets), also physical affection, yknow...
• Bridgette has rescued a few animals before and keep them until they have an owner or feel health enough to release them. Like turtles, birds and cats
• nobody will change my mind that she was dating before joining total drama, only because of her audition tape (ik it could be a friendly "babe" but still 😭)
• she loves barbie idc idc she's obsessed and her favorite movie is life of mermaid IDC
• she smells good no matter what
• believe or not, she likes shopping. Not as much as Lindsay but still likes buying new surfing swinsuits!
I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER
share your thoughts <3
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I wish we still had placerias and ammonites and all those half-reptile-half-bird reptiles, and also flying reptiles, and giant amphibians (yknow. hynerpetons n shit), and that giant absolute unit whale, and that extinct sea cow. Liopleurodon would be great too, big teeth sea monster reptile always good. Oh, and archelon of course, can't forget good old Giant Turtle, man. What else, what else... Oh yeah also all other extinct type of human species. Neanderthalensis, heidelbergensis... I feel like the world would be a better place if there was even MORE variety to what a human being can look like. There would be so much diversity among us, we'd have world peace, I am confident of that, but this timeline sucks balllllllssss. I must never think too much about how we're the last of our kind, it makes me so sad on a very special level of depth.
Oh, doedicurus would be cool to still have on Earth too. And giant sloths.
OH MY GOD ophthalmosaurus. I wish we still had those, the MOST out of all of these. reptile dolphins, but without the fucked up shit because reptiles are too stupid to be evil
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Tag game
@demonartis tagged me in this one, thank you! These are certainly interesting questions ahaha.
If you could ratatouille (control the movements of by sitting on top of, transformed to a size where the mass ratio between you and the animal is approximately that of a rat to a human) any animal, which would you pick and what would you do?
Maybe a sea turtle? As long as there's a clause in this scenario that I can survive being underwater yknow lol. I want to go ride the ocean currents like in Finding Nemo and stop the turtles from eating plastic bags.
How long would it take you to eat your weight in zucchini, assuming each zucchini weighs approximately a pound?
Ah geez... I love zucchini, but I'd have to get real creative to eat through that much zucchini--bread and pastas and 12 different roasting methods and such. Maybe it'd be manageable in like a year and a half if I'm also allowed in this situation to sometimes eat things that don't include zucchini.
If it was like, pure zucchini all the time, I might just die from the texture and flavor monotony tbh, I don't think I could finish it.
Top five favorite lizards
I have to be honest, I didn't really know lizards before this question came up. But I looked up some cool lizards, and five that I liked in no particular order are
Komodo dragon
Northern blue tongue skink
Nano-chameleon
Rhinoceros iguana
Common leopard gecko
Honorable mention to the unidentified lizard I found in the fake plants at the shopping mall that one time.
What specific dishes do you care about enough to grow everything require for in the event of supply line collapse? How feasible is this for your location or expected location, or are u gonna move to make it happen?
So many of the things I like are so complex... Maybe if the community could come together and agree on like 1-2 things each household was responsible for growing for the greater good, it could work out. Like, I'm willing to try my hand at like cabbages if other people can grow rice for me and such. Otherwise there's simply no way I could manage it all lol.
Uh @roys-our-boy @dreamdripdistance @vanibear maybe you'd like to take a crack at these questions? No pressure though!
#teaposts#tag games#not fandom#demon i'm sorry this took so long to answer but i really do appreciate being tagged
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Does the dollar need to be literal? If not then tell me about mermaid Sisky!
dollar does not in fact need to be literal i will happily tell you anything you would like to know about mermaids. mermaid sisky is the most curious of perhaps all of them but certainly of the tai pod/crew...he definitely blorbs humans so hard. like he's got lowkey ariel from the little mermaid vibes to me but i think he just generally blorbs life itself yknow. he has no fear of humans and mermaid bill is always telling him to be careful but sisky loves talking to salty old sailors and anybody sitting on a seaside dock that he can reach. he just likes hearing people's stories. he also spends lots of time doing fun little flips and jumps out of the water and chasing the other boys around the seas just generally being a little brother and total nuisance. also he 1000% befriends every sea turtle he meets because he gives such intense sea turtle vibes to me.
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I'm from Rhode Island! Home of H.P. Lovecraft and basically Cthulu
aw sweet dude!! hope his account on that front is true to real life 👍👍
#ask#smithy-will-eat-your-babies#well people die of those things so actually I take that back#but it would be kinda cool to have your own eldritch god just laying there in the sea#yknow just to have#we in hanoi have a guardian turtle#which is cool and nice but its no eldritch god#I would hesitate to swap tho I love the turtle a lot#and also eldritch gods are kind of a hazard................#ehhhhh#bakuspeech
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omg do you have any ideas for the gaang + room decor (in a modern au ?? perhaps ??)
ok so aang wouldn’t really have that many material possessions, especially nothing flashy (though he probably has some art and assorted knickknacks) but his spaces would always have really warm vibes. like i picture his childhood bedroom walls being painted a kind of friendly, mustard yellow, and there being candles and blankets and pillows everywhere like when you’re in aang’s abode you just feel welcome and cozy and at peace
and then coupled with katara’s vibes, when they move in together as adults, it’s just extra warm and lovely and the walls are painted a light beige and there’s lots of indigenous art on the walls and seashells they’ve collected over the years on the mantle and on the coffee table and they’re both obsessed with candles which sokka claims is a fire hazard
katara’s childhood bedroom is entirely blue and purple because those are her favorite colors and she refuses to display anything in her rooms that does not match her particular colorscheme. she has lots of posters hanging on her walls, like she has a karl marx quote next to a picture of some boyband she’s obsessed with next to a poster of sea turtles she got at a climate change rally. also she would have one of those cutesy little landlines that is also purple and she twirls the cord around her finger while telling aang about her day, even though he was with her the whole time they still call each other every night just so she can twirl her phone cord around her finger
sokka’s room is extremely clean, like freakishly so, except for his desk which is an absolute fucking mess. he wouldn’t even know how to begin organizing it so he never bothers. half his closet space is dedicated to katara’s clothes (even tho she has her own closet) which he’s fine with because he only wears like three shirts, or just wears suki’s clothes anyway. he has a bunch of posters with science puns, and a periodic table poster, and a poster of uranus which is his favorite planet (everyone thinks it’s his favorite planet because he thinks the name is funny but it’s because he thinks it’s cool that it has a 98 degree axial tilt! she’s so unique.... so mysterious...) and also he has a really fluffy bright blue rug in the middle of his room that yue always insisted on lying down on even though the bed would have been objectively more comfortable. she liked sitting on the floor and getting lint all over her white sweaters, which her mother couldn’t stand. sokka gives the rug to katara after she dies because it reminds him too much of her looks kind of childish. katara had been eyeing that rug all her life (it’s fluffy and blue??? sign her tf up!!) so it actually worked out pretty well... all things considered.
the only things toph wants in her room is things that her friends have given her that remind her of them. otherwise she hates material possessions of any kind (reminds her too much of her evil bougie family) and thinks furniture should exist to be comfortable, and that’s it. if she couldn’t fit everything she owned into a small backpack, then she wouldn’t be toph.
zuko keeps everything because he gets sentimental over literally any object. no azula you can’t throw out that old leaf!!!!! he found that leaf in the park and it had a little caterpillar bite taken out of the side and don’t you see that leaf symbolizes him???? if he threw out that leaf it would be like parting with a piece of his soul!!!!! sokka’s like “oh so you’re a hoarder” which makes zuko even angrier because how is HOARDING if every object MEANS something even marie kondo would claim that if it sparks joy then it must be kept!!! and sokka’s like “....this empty sprite can sparks joy??” and zuko, deadpan, is just like. “IMMENSE joy.” katara hung out in his room one time and the clutter was so stressful for her that she just invited him back to her house every single time after that day. at one point mai just straight up says to zuko “maybe your weird little trash collection isn’t the problem, you just like feeling like you have some semblance of control over yourself and your life” and zuko immediately bristled at such a ridiculous, unfounded accusation and then refused to speak to her for three days, yknow, for no particular reason.
no one knows where suki lives (though the most popular theory is that she was actually raised by wolves) so no one, including sokka, has actually seen the inside of her bedroom. they’ve seen the inside of her pickup truck, though, which is basically the same thing. it’s filled with empty chip packets and loose joints and underwear that is not hers and sports gear that is mostly hers. it smells distinctly of girl sweat, and the same playlist of indie rock angry sad girl bangers is always on in the background. she knows the words to every single song that comes on when in her car, and she isn’t afraid to sing along to them, which most people find endearing, but katara absolutely cannot stand. she enjoys driving with no destination in particular in mind, and she and sokka like going to secluded areas and lying in the back of her truck and getting high and stargazing, an activity which might resemble a date to the untrained eye, but is in fact, totally not a date, because that would mean they’re dating and they’re definitely not, okay???
azula, naturally, is all about the minimalist rich bitch aesthetic. her apartment as an adult is so cold and uninviting sleek and modern that people are amazed that she’s not depressed just living there (and honestly. isn’t she?). there just is so much empty space and modernist architecture, not even a single carpet or piece of art on the walls. normally people who are into modernism would at least have some modern art, or something, but azula doesn’t actually understand modern art because it’s too abstract and mystical, and all art, really, is some froufrou nonsense for people like zuzu who gaze into wells all day instead of knowing how to get ahead and make bank. most of her bookshelf is just books that look good on a bookshelf, her old law textbooks, the art of war, and of course, ayn rand. lots and lots of ayn rand.
ty lee shares a living space with so many other girls that attempting to carve out her own distinct space for herself would be a fruitless endeavor. instead she makes a bunch of interior decor dreamboards for herself that comprise an inexplicable mix of gothic cathedrals, iconic 80s/90s teen girl bedrooms, cottagecore, and french rococo. yes, she knows it’s not aesthetically cohesive; sue her.
mai really really hates her parents’ style of mcmansion with just enough diluted japanese influences that it somehow makes them seem more assimilated. she wishes her room had yellow wallpaper just so she could peel it. as an adult, she makes sure to hang art she actually likes on her walls, but her taste in art is strange and offputting to pretty much everyone. she’s like grunkle stan in that one scene. whatever. everyone is a bunch of filthy aesthetes; they can’t handle the real shit that actually says something. also she has a giant terrarium for her lizards that takes up like a quarter of her living room. what i’m basically saying is that she is the coolest girl in the world and also fundamentally undateable.
when mai and ty lee ultimately move in together all of their stylistic interests clash with one another but they don’t care because their home is just filled with things they like, so it doesn’t matter. ty lee thinks that mai’s offputting art is amusing (mai’s like no it’s supposed to be DEEP but ty lee has a really twisted sense of humor so it’s just funny, the same way that horror movies are funny) and mai likes how eclectic ty lee’s tastes are. anyone who walks into their home only need to look around for 3 seconds maximum to be like “ah yes........... lesbians live here”
#the gaang and#modern au#i got rly into this one lmao#i love these kinds of asks#just rly fun#asks#mrsmiroir
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that recent raidou foxboy made me genuinely think what animal would he be and all my brain came up with is
A. Turtle Raidou (ducks into his own cape
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B. Hedgehog Raidou (Cape is full of spikes including hat so when he ducks his head in mf built like a walking spikeball)
yknow anon i cant think of how hedgehog raidou would look i just imagine a whole ass sea urchin instead of a hedgehog
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Okay okay okay but what if Tommy Boy was a driving instructor? Taking his friends out on a private dive to see orcas or sharks and just the sheer chaos of seeing him in his element in the middle of the ocean on a boat (not really the middle of the ocean but yknow). Showing off his favourite spot on the boat to see whales up close, just to see them though, there's no interacting with the wildlife there ♡ his fave being sea turtles!!
That’ll be a cool job for him! He would know all the best spots and knowing where to take his friends for the best experiences. I absolutely love this!!!
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Can you please do Jazz and Ironfist for the character meme thingy?
i can do jazz! honest to god i dont know a single thing about ironfist except that he was maybe a wrecker? most of the last stand characters have been wiped from my brain, sorry.
ANYWAYS JAZZ TIME
favorite thing about them: ALWAYS his love for humanity/earth. a lot of autobots appreciate humanity in this detatched sort of way, like, how most people care about sea turtles where its like "oh this thing exists and we should probably not kill it", but jazz is always portrayed as so genuinely excited about meeting people from a different culture than his, and getting to share his culture with them in exchange! remember how excited he was in that one idw1 issue where he gets interviewed 🥺 makes me tear up every time. also his voice. particularly g1 but tfa also. hes so pretty.
least favorite thing about them: WHEN HE DIES >:( LEAVE MY MANS ALONE. 4 real tho it makes me kinda sad to see him fridged especially with the way optimus treats him in late idw1, which was just fucking infuriating. really did the trick of getting me to actually actively loathe prime while i was reading. the HIPOCRISY of it all. "bwehh jazz you killed a guy :( youre banned from my team 5ever. also meet brand-new members of team goodguy, its Megatron, Starscream, Thundercracker, and Soundwave! yknow, those famous mass murderers". double standards 4 real smh 😤 my dude deserved better. also when they fuck up his accent? mostly happens in fics but like. yall know you can indicate an accent withou’ writin’ em like issa 'nother diddly damn gosh darn language like. you dont need to write it as "yer" and "fer" to make his voice come across especially in fic, especially in SERIOUS fic where everyone else is written normally. plus i feel like some people will write him exactly like they write like. idk ironhide or some other southern character even when it's in continuities where he's very clearly based on aave & not just southern US.
favorite line: BWEHHHH WHEN HE'S LIKE "CHECK IT OUT IT'S LIKE A PLANET AND A CAR WASH" IN TFA. ALSO EVERYTHING HE SAYS IN TFA. ALSO HIS LAUGH. ALSO IN G1 WHEN THEY HAVE THAT SNOWBALL FIGHT AND HES LIKE HEY GUYS >:( THATS SNOW FAIR! hes so cute hes so perfect hes soooooooo wifeable. marry me king.
random headcanon: i like to imagine every once in a while during the war he'd break out his instruments, just as some stress relief for him and a way to kind of boost moral, and whoever was around would just sing these cybertronian folk songs, or just make them up if they didn't know any.
unpopular opinion: STOP MAKING ALL ATTRACTIVE CHARACTERS OUT TO BE SEX GODS JFC CANT HE JUST BE HOT WITHOUT HIS ONLY PERSONALITY TRAIT BEING "WANTS TO FUCK YOU" also jazzprowl is overrated
song i associate with them: unfortunately its circles because of that one fancam ive watched 400 times. every time i hear this song now i swoon a little.
favorite picture of them:
ISNT HE PERFECT?
(id: 5 idw comic panels of jazz. additional description in alt text)
#SEE USUALLY I DONT GET LIKE WHEN CHARACTERS ARE TUMBLR SEXYMAN BUT JAZZ I UNDERSTAND. HES ATTRACTIVE.#hes funny hes hot he plays music his voice is perfect hes so sweet and charming. hes so good 😩 i miss him. ruckley. where IS he.#red.reply#jazz#long post#ALSO IM SORRY THAT IDK ANYTHING ABT THE WRECKERS.#by the time i got to last stand i was sooo burnt out on random dude characters i dont remember a single one :/
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3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
22: Pet peeves?
38: Introvert or extrovert?
63: Favorite kind of person:
64: Favorite animal(s):
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?
79: Something you wish didn’t exist:
119: Favorite thing about a person:
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?
3. Do you have a favorite clothing style?
Hmmmm I guess garconne, grunge, oversized sweaters, high waisted bottoms,, stuff like that. Just typical trendy fashion lmao
17. If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
Probably Amber! I'm so used to going by Amber now anyways, plus I just always thought it was a pretty name 🧡
22. Pet peeves?
Not using turn signals, slow walkers, and people who stand in the entry of the grocery store and just talk to each other 🙄
38. Introvert or extrovert?
Introvert, definitely
63. Favorite kind of person?
I don't have a very specific kind of person in mind, but just someone with typical good qualities. Kind, tolerant, etc. Bonus points if they're in the lgbt community tho
64. Favorite animal(s)
Bro I love animals so much! 🥺 it's impossible for me to pick a fave but some I really love would be foxes, whales, deer, tigers, sea turtles, and puffins!!! There are so many amazing animals, I love just about all of them (except goblin sharks. gtfo)
71. What outfit out of all of your clothes do you like to wear the most?
I have a burgundy turtleneck with a flannel boyfriend shirt that I really like. Also a blue chunky knit sweater that I love rn, it's so cozy
79. Something you wish didn't exist
Capitalism 🙂
119. Favorite thing about a person
Their love language! It's just so sweet to see what someone does to show their love, platonic or romantic
130. Who would you like to punch in the face right now?
Mark Fuckerberg
131. What is something you love but also hate about yourself?
I've become a lot more self aware of my bad behaviors now, which is good! I'm proud of myself for improving, but now I go overboard and always worry about what I say/do and how I come across to people, which is exhausting :')
167. Do you really care how the universe and world was created?
Not really 🤷♀️ no matter what the answer is, my life would be the sake regardless. It'd be nice to know, but it's not that important yknow
Thanks for the asks, friend! Those were fun 🧡 I'm too lazy to double check for typos sorry lmao
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hearty if theoretically every dsmp character had an aj account which animal do u think everyone would use
omg i made a list of animals the members would choose but i cant find it now. im just gonna be doing characters ik a lot about so sorry if i miss anyone :]
c!tommy is a wolf. not an arctic wolf, its gotta be the regular wolf or its not him. and his second avatar is a tiger
c!tubbo is a seal. hes versatile and stuff he can be anywhere yknow!! his second avatar would probably be giraffe
c!wilbur is a lynx. why? he thinks they look cool. he doesn’t have a second avatar
c!philza is an eagle bc its the only flying animal i can remember! his second one is a penguin
c!techno is an arctic fox. he lives in the arctic and has foxes. second animal is horse
c!ponk is a koala. bc they look funny. their second avatar is a dolphin bc they arent dumb enough to not have an aquatic animal
c!niki is a panda. they’re like. gentle but can kill you. it fit her pretty well. second avatar is a fox an her third avatar is an otter bc shes cool like that
c!jack is a wolf. he likes how strong they look. his second avatar is a kangaroo bc he wanted to flex his membership
c!ranboo is an elephant. i don’t have a reason but yeah. second avatar is a sea turtle
thats all i got
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