#and you cannot tell me otherwise

[nerdyvocals]

A brain worm I will expand on eventually: Lydia is deathly afraid of Cynthia’s motorbike and vehemently refused to go anywhere near it until Cynthia pointed out that Lydia holding onto her when they rode is probably the closest they would ever be able to safely get to public displays of affection and she begrudgingly made her peace with it

#Lydia is a cuddly bitch #and you cannot tell me otherwise #she might be terrified but she would do anything for snuggles #cynthia x lydia #cynthia and lydia #grease rise of the pink ladies #rise of the pink ladies #grease #rotpl

[sga-owns-my-soul]

atlantis looking at john during A Crisis: efficient. competent and capable. a hero. a deadly solider. the man who's going to get us all home alive or die trying

atlantis looking at john literally any other time: lol look at this fucking nerd

#john is a walking talking meme in that city #and you cannot tell me otherwise #no one takes him seriously #(unless they're all about to die) #and he just. he just allows it #people make jokes about him and he just laughs #the marines flip him off and he just flips them off back #bro is chronically laid back #he is chill To The Max #he's such a meme #john sheppard #sga

[themistdragon]

Rayla: *is shown to be highly flexible and a skilled dancer*

Callum:

#she is his favorite model #and you CANNOT tell me otherwise #tdp #tdp memes #rayla #callum #rayllum #rayllum dynamics #artist callum #model rayla

[athenaschild5]

tinker bell movies >>>> everything else

#they are above everything #and you cannot tell me otherwise #tinker bell #tinker bell movies #pixie hollow #silvermist #vidia #fairies

[cthulhusstepmom]

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish is the song "The Love You Want" by Sleep Token.

That is all.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #sleep token #deeply traumatized soap my beloved #he is so so full of love and he understands that he's too much for people #but god does it still hurt #honestly so much of Sleep Token fits him or Ghost or him AND Ghost #and you cannot tell me otherwise

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

I have exams next week (kill me) so to postpone studying I have decided ask boxes are a good idea

would you wear clothing created by the mad hatter? (a whole outfit, not just a hat)

I’m so sorry, exams are the worst 😭 they are my mortal enemy and I hate them too.

irl I’m actually quite reserved / generally more low key with my clothing style.

I don’t like being noticed - so I try to not stand out.

THAT BEING SAID! IT’S THE MAD HATTER?! SO FUCK YES! (alice in wonderland is my fav childhood story, so purely because of this - the answer would have to be yes)

#alice in wonderland is simply the best #and you cannot tell me otherwise #mad hatter #has style #and bitch knows it #nathara is active? what. #nathara actually answers

[complexvortex]

Have you seen them?

Now you have.

#enter the gungeon #this is peak character design #and you cannot tell me otherwise #my interests #robot etg

[soulshards-ooc]

The part in which Y'shtola thanks you for your patience because she absolutely has none.

Ro'zari is a helpful guy, if this is what would make the others feel comfortable then so be it - he's just a little annoyed at the subterfuge involved. However all that annoyance is washed away when Y'sthola looks at you like this. I think his first crush is brewing.

Also we get our first nickname. Titan's Bane. How creative.

#// by the crystals light i walk; (zari wol) #ffxiv msq #ffxiv screenshots #I know full well going into this Roz was going to simp for Y'shtola but I thought it would happen MUCH later on in the story #not here when she helps you with the Company of heroes and you see her being snarky and impatient but also SO so thankful #that you are who you are and are willing to indulge people so much because without you she couldnt get this shit done #she appreciates you here as more than just that Adventurer the Scions picked up #and you cannot tell me otherwise

[sorryiwasasleep]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39925734

Isabela Madrigal has one particular vice to help get her through her days as the golden child Senorita Perfecta, a vice she can make with her gift and the only thing she grows for herself.

Or

A one-shot of pre-movie perfect Isabela and her insecure thoughts and a vice I think she'd have.

#Encanto #Encanto pre-canon #encanto ao3 #encanto fanfic #Isabela Madrigal #Isabela Madrigal smokes weed #and you cannot tell me otherwise #my girl is STRESSED the fuck out and has unlimited access to it. #she simply must #source: a stressed the fuck out young woman who feels trapped in her life #character study #Isabela Madrigal character study #marijuana #weed #tw smoking weed #Isabela Madrigal grows pot #angst #unhealthy coping mechanisms #i DO know her and sadly kiss her on the mouth

[protect-daniel-james]

Juan leaving -> sad DDG

Pogba leaving -> sad Victor

sad Victor 🤝 sad DDG -> Harry being awkward and jealous about their renewed bond

#this is exactly what is happening #and you cannot tell me otherwise

[jesterofthecourt]

Barbie was so asexual coded

#and you cannot tell me otherwise

[funsizepunkelf]

Carry On.

I smiled (very very very briefly)

I cried (a helluva lot)

I sobbed (the entire time)

I died (from so many feels)

And finally I smiled once again, as the tears streamed down my face.

my eyes hurt, my head hurts, my heart hurts, my ears hurt. (of course i had the volume turned all the way up)

but I have watched all fifteen years of Supernatural.

I can now lay my weary head to rest. (it's almost midnight)

and tomorrow.................................I start the rewatch.

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

We're back to season one

#supernatural #i finished it yay #now i have more emotional and psychological problems than i did before #my brain is def messed up #ah well #very much worth it #also Castiel is CANONICALLY alive and well in heaven cause Bobby said so #and you cannot tell me otherwise #he wasnt seen in heaven because Jack kidnapped him for some father-son bonding time #anyways #i will be emotionally unstable from now until the end of time about this (supernatural) #i laughed--i cried--it moved me deeply #it saved my life and helped me to carry on #i have not the words to say how much supernatural means to me #long story short i finished all episodes of supernatural for the very first time

[wafflesdenweasels]

Butter is a sliquid

#and you cannot tell me otherwise

[eloquent-edits]

🗡️ “I’m all for platonic intimacy but this…?”

the subtext of romance is really peeking through 🗡️ friends to lovers scenarios

Person A going to person B’s house to watch a movie but getting looped into playing drunk card games with B and their parents

Working out together and A insisting on spotting B and adjusting their form

B playfully poking A in public and promptly getting tackled

B patting A’s cheek only to accidentally linger as they notice how the light catches in A’s eyes (A is DESPERATELY trying to not blush)

“Here’s the garage code.” “… Why am I receiving this information?” “You’re already over here a lot. My parents think it’s better than a key.”

Forced close proximity at a LAN party because there’s not much room at the table (and A’s arm keeps brushing against B’s, messing up their aim, but if anything the space between them decreases as the night goes on)

The “Oh, is B coming too?” to “A kidnapped me to come here and hang out” pipeline

Going from quick and funny head scratches to absentmindedly stroking/detangling their hair while chatting with friends

“Do I smell okay?” “You smell normal.” “Which is…?” “Like lilac and gooseberry.”

A melting into B’s hug after a long and stressful week

B helping A deal with a major headache by rubbing/scratching their back

A heating up B’s ears with their hands because B forgot ear muffs in winter

“My mom thinks you’re really pretty/handsome.” “My mom thinks you look like Adonis/Aphrodite.” “Can you ever take a compliment?”

Candid pictures give away the softness in B’s eyes when they look at A goofing around

B not minding when A gives them a long hug in public, even though they aren’t big on PDA in general

B drawing a shitpost and sending it to A, A setting it as their lockscreen, and months later B realizes that A still hasn’t changed it

B’s family automatically assuming that A might join for any family function and making A’s favorite dish accordingly

“I have to go into the office this week. Can I crash at your place since it’s closer?”

Hanging out for hours —> “I don’t want you to drive home this late.” —> waking up in each other’s arms because they both refused to let the other sleep on the floor/couch

“My clothes reek of you.” “You could’ve just told me to take a shower.”

#friends to lovers #writing prompts #writing inspiration #writing scenarios #imagine your otp #fluff prompts #slow burn #working out is homoerotic and you cannot tell me otherwise #also I did make this a mixture of things that could absolutely just be platonic or romantic #it’s up to the writer to decide how spicy they want to get with the scenarios

[neuvistar]

bestie, no thoughts just aventurine being good with his fingers 😞😞😞 need his fingers in me so bad

lord have MERCY. (hi bff!! ur other ask is in my drafts btw!) nsfw under the cut !!!!

bff u r so right abt this :3 from all the cutscenes n all the story quest dhit i’ve been keepin my eyes on… u can tell that man is good w his fingers like it’s not even a joke anymore… he knows how to work em like magic igs so ?????

i can imagine aventurine jus buying new gloves every now n then cuz he knows u like it ^^ he would trace his fingertips against your thighs, nuzzling close against your neck with such sweetness :(( “what do you think of these gloves, angel? nice, aren’t they? bought them just for you.” and OHH DAYS don’t even get me started w fingering… i can tell u right now he’s probably the best at that n i KNOW he takes pride in it :33

fingering u w his gloves on is a GAME CHANGER. he slid two fingers into your damp heat without hesitation, a chuckle leaving his pretty lips “oh would you look at that.." he groaned, pumping his digits in and out while massaging your bud rhythmically. “already so wet now, are you? your moans filled the room, making his blood boil even more by the second. his rings, ohh his rings. “just wait till I'm inside you, sweetheart.”

“more please, aven… need more of you..”

aventurine grinned wickedly, loving the submission in your voice, pumping his fingers slowly while coating them with your sweet nectar. “like that?" he would ask teasingly, watching as you squirmed beneath his touch. “or do you want something harder? something rougher, hm?”

#ᖭི༏ᖫྀ rysetalks (꒰ঌ ๑•́ •̀)໒꒱ #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ thirsts ૮꒰ᐡ ɞ̴̶̷ ̫ ᴗ̤ ᐡ꒱ა #aventurine <33 #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ moots ଘ(•ᴗ• )ଓ #ੈ‧₊˚ 🗝️ xenia ʚĭɞೃ #me n u 🤝🤔 similar thoughts #aventurine is good w his fingers u guys CANNOT tell me otherwise #aventurine smut #aventurine x reader #hsr smut #aventurine x you #hsr x reader

[moonysreid]

ALCINA HAS STRETCH MARKS. FACT

my roman empire

#matching stretch marks #you cannot tell me otherwise #i won’t believe you #my roman empire #alcina dimitrescu #resident evil village #dimitrescu family #re8 village #alcina dimitriscu x reader