#and i'm answering h*rny asks

[ruelpsen]

Ah yes, nothing hotter than having someone feed you to your limit. Rubbing your belly as it fills and commenting how it rumbles. They rub your belly and coax out burps one after the other, leaving room for more

I'm going to be a little self indulgent for a sec because YEAH this is so fucking hot. I want my fave to seat me between his legs, my back against his own belly, as he reaches around from behind to feed me. He'd keep bringing food to my lips, spoonful after decadent spoonful, admiring just how much I'm able to pack in for him. I am doing it in large part for him, after all. I love being stuffed, being full, but his presence, his control, gives me the drive I need to see how far I can push myself. I might start getting uncomfortable, sure, but as long as he's putting food to my lips I will try my very best to be good for him by taking in all he has to offer.

With the hand not feeding me, he would glide his fingers along the growing curve of my stomach. My, I've eaten so much for him, and it shows as he presses against the tight spots of my belly. He massages me with his fingers ever so sweetly, soothing the aches that inevitably come as he fills me. And, of course, his fingers glide to just the right places to help me free up some room, pressing down on the air pockets he feels to help me burp. Though I can't see his face behind me, I know he's smiling as he hears the bubbles lurch free, rumbling as they rise into a belch. He laughs, teasingly scolding me when I don't bother to excuse myself. "Goodness, you're disgusting," he'd growl into my ear, only to dig his fingers in and force up another belch. "Just listen to yourself. Where are your manners?"

I try to respond but get cut off, moaning into a belch as he presses on my stomach again. Fuck, that feels divine. I squirm, aroused, and he chuckles at the intensity of my desire. Before I can try to answer a second time, though, he brings more food to my lips.

"You've clearly got more room now. If you can finish this, my dear, I'll use a different method to get out whatever air remains in that tender stomach of yours..."

#i'm so normal i promise <3 #i am for sure going to be thinking about this when i j.o. in a little bit #seriously i am so so so h*rny rn and this took it up a whole nother level #burping #stuffing #ask #answered #anon #not sfw #londarling

[mitsies]

if you were a WAITING ROOM...

-;, things the blue lock boys do when they're crushing ! > based off of the song WAITING ROOM by phoebe bridgers

"IF YOU WERE A TEACHER, I WOULD FAIL YOUR CLASS // TAKE IT OVER AND OVER 'TIL YOU NOTICED ME."

he's not sure why he's doing this. he understands the subject perfectly, maybe even on an advanced level- but he's letting his grades fall.

it's bad, the way he stops turning in work. it's irresponsible, how he starts bubbling in answers incorrectly on purpose. but it's so worth it, with how you begin leaning over his shoulder to double check his answers.

he can't get enough of you, and how you smile sympathetically when he shows you his poor scores on tests, and how you offer to help him after school in the library. and maybe he's crazy for this- he's risking his extracurriculars, his grade point average, his whole education just so you could tutor him. but strangely enough, he can't really find it in himself to care.

he loves how you explain with your hands, how you get so excited when he finally 'grasps' a concept- he loves it all. he thinks he'll risk the summer schooling if it means he gets to see you more often.

; REO, karasu, yukimiya, isagi

"IF YOU WERE A WAITING ROOM, I WOULD NEVER SEE A DOCTOR // I WOULD SIT THERE WITH MY FIRST AID KIT AND BLEED."

he knows he's better than this. he knows he shouldn't be here in the first place. but somehow, he finds himself in your office for the 3rd time that week.

"you need to be more careful," you chide, as you dress the bloodied cut on his ankle. "how does this even happen?"

"not sure," is his reply. he's bashful, unusually so, and he can't meet your eye. your fingers graze his skin and a shiver passes through him.

you're the nurse's apprentice, and coincidentally the prettiest person he's ever seen. he's basically obsessed, infatuated, absurdly so. and he's not the brightest so all he can really do is keep on coming back in the only way he knows how.

you click your tongue and he wonders how your hands would feel in his. "i'm not a huge fan of how you're a regular here, now."

"i thought you'd be happy to see me!"

"i'd be happier under different circumstances."

maybe one day, he'll have the courage to ask you out. but for now? he'll settle for the hospital bed.

; nagi, NANASE, bachira (but... more lively ig), shidou (but more h*rny LMFAO)

"I WANNA BE THE POWER BALLAD THAT LIFTS YOU UP AND HOLDS YOU DOWN."

the party is loud despite the late hour. distantly, he hears one of his friends chatting to him about some cute girls or the food or something he doesn't really care about.

all he can think of at this moment is you. you look unreal in the colorful lighting, your skin painted green and gold beneath the plug-in strobe lights. your smile is nothing short of radiant, and he catches himself fixed on your shiny, painted lips. he wonders if the color you're wearing tastes as good as it looks.

he's not usually the shy type, especially not when it comes to strangers- but the way you glow in the artificial lights makes him breathless.

you don't even know he's there, focused on whatever your friend is telling you. he watches as you cover your mouth and laugh, bumping into their shoulder playfully.

he sighs and downs his drink, preparing to speak to you. he thinks he'll need all the courage he can get. talking to an angel is no easy feat.

; kaiser, oliver, SAE

"I WANNA BE THE BROKEN LOVE SONG THAT FEEDS YOUR MISERY."

his spotify account is the only app open on his laptop. a quiet hum is emitting from it. the song is another one of those dreary, dismal love songs- a genre he's found himself listening to a lot more often as of late.

he pulls up the lyrics to the song and is hit with a swarm of thoughts of you- the lyrics practically speak your name and breathe your image, and something that must be longing is all he can feel.

it's 2 in the morning, and he's alone in his bedroom, and he wishes he was with you instead, because there's no way around it, he's absolutely, positively in love. every song, every sound, conjures the thoughts of you. he can't escape it, he's stuck, and he can't find it in himself to hate it.

but he could never tell you- no, he couldn't risk that. and so he sits on the floor, propped up against his bed, making you another playlist as if he'll ever send it to you.

maybe one day you'll catch on to his hopeful stares, and maybe one day you'll notice that he makes a new playlist of solely love songs whenever you hang out.

but for now, he'll keep on watching. he hums along to the song playing and adds it to the still-growing playlist.

; ISAGI, otoya, hiori

"I WANNA MAKE YOU DRIVE ALL NIGHT // JUST BECAUSE I SAID 'MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME OVER.'"

what time was it again? why was he here? god, he's stupid for this. he knows he shouldn't be here, right now, behind the wheel of his car at 1 in the morning, but he is.

he's got somewhere to be in the morning. he has things to do the following afternoon. he should be asleep, in bed, at home- but he's not, and he can't- not when you called.

5 minutes ago, he received a text from you asking if he was awake and doing anything. for the record, he was just about to head to bed, and in the middle of changing clothes, so he was very much in the middle of something.

but then you'd asked if he could come over, and he knows he could never say no to you.

so here he was, driving on the empty streets towards your apartment on the other side of town. he's stupid, he's delusional, and he's so head-over-heels in love that none of it really matters.

it might be a long drive but he can already see it- your face buried in his chest, his lips on your temple, the off-white color of your bedsheets- and suddenly, he thinks it'll all be worth it.

; kunigami, RIN, karasu, reo

"WANNA MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE HARD AS MY POOR PARENT'S TEENAGED DAUGHTER."

he hasn't seen you in what, 5 years? 4? not since you were both teenagers with remnants of fat clinging to your cheeks, hot-faced and immature.

then, you'd called him your yours and he'd called you his. it was a typical teenaged relationship, the 99% that wasn't meant to last. at least, not the first time.

because he sees you now, for the first time in what feels like centuries, and he feels like he can breathe again. the neighborhood party is hot and busy but you look lighter than air, just as beautiful as you did the day you'd kissed him in your car and then wished him good luck and goodbye for the last time.

he'd been stupid, then. but he could see it now.

the way you laughed as you greeted his mother with a hug, the way you grinned and knelt down to talk with the new children of the neighborhood the both of you had grown up in- he could see so clearly the love that lingered in your little actions.

and then you looked at him. your eyes grew wide, before you smiled like you used to, and he could practically feel the unbridled affection seeping into his skin.

you were love, he thinks, and he'd let you go.

truly, what a fool he'd been to let you slip through his fingers all those years ago. but now, you're walking towards him, getting closer and more real with every passing second- and he's determined to not make the same mistakes this time.

; chigiri, bachira (hear me out), SAE, oliver

"she'd be the best you ever had, if you let her."

#blue lock x reader #isagi yoichi x reader #itoshi rin x reader #itoshi sae x reader #bachira meguru x reader #chigiri hyoma x reader #kunigami rensuke x reader #oliver aiku x reader #hiori yo x reader #nagi seishiro x reader #reo mikage x reader #bllk x reader #yukimiya kenyu x reader #otoya eita x reader #karasu tabito x reader #karasu tabito #otoya eita #yukimiya kenyu #itoshi rin #itoshi sae #isagi yoichi #bachira meguru #chigiri hyoma #kunigami rensuke #oliver aiku #hiori yo #nagi seishiro #reo mikage #nanase nijiro #nanase nijiro x reader

[justanamesstuff]

girl, i need you to write about Arthur’s friends thrusting over the missus and matty being all jealous I’m begging you 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

Hi bestie <3 YES! I search the other time i talked about it for a bit...and it was also between us 🤭

Reader hears one of Arthur's friends saying she's fit and tells Matty about it. The conversation was cut short because Ruth spilled the beans about Mel's boyfriend and Matty simply lost it.

Although, the compliments and lingering looks from the boys to Y/n every time they're around the house start to drive Matty crazy. He's not a jealous boyfriend/husband, because he's 100% sure she only has eyes for him...and specially he's not jealous of a bunch of h*rny teens. Nevertheless, Matty hates when he catches one of Arthur's friends eyes on her cleavage.

The worst comes when the boys start to pick up on Matty's behaviour. Arthur tries his best so they don't mess too much with his dad but they're young and think everything is funny so they keep pushing and pushing until....Matty finally snaps.

It's a hot day and the family is around the pool. Y/n let Arthur invite his friends without thinking further than letting them cool down and have fun. Matty is not happy when he changes his clothes, wearing a swimsuit, and goes to join his wife and Ruth down there; finding the messy boys playing inside the pool. He laughs quietly thinking about his mates and him back in the day when they hang out, probably annoying their parents.

Matty really tries to stay calmed and collected, even kissing Y/n to let them know he's the lucky one, not them. Reader laughs because she knows Matty like the back of her hand but doesn't comment on it. She keeps playing with Ruth, entertaining her so she's not all over the boys.

After a bit, Y/n, Matty and Ruth exit the pool, meanwhile the boys keep playing. Arthur's friend, Logan, start with the dares...the first ones are silly and stupid, but they keep escalating. Another of the friends in the group, Jacob, dares Logan to ask Y/n if he can put sunblock on her back or something similar. Arthur rolls his eyes thinking it's bad but not that bad...they're just absolute wankers for him but they're his friends. He laughs along even.

Logan as the little risk-taker he's --being so similar to Matty when he was young and carefree; maybe that's why he hates him the most--, starts approaching Y/n. He breathes a little, realizing Matty is not there.

"Mrs. Healy?" he starts.

"Oh, Logan...what's the matter?" Y/n asks, shielding her eyes from the sun with her hand.

"I was wondering..."

"Yes?"

"I'm sorry if this sounds weird but I saw you were lying under the sun and wondering if you had put sunscreen on..."

"I did. Thanks for the concern, though."

"Don't you have to add more after being in the water?" he cheekily asks, without sensing someone is approaching them.

Y/n thinks about it for a split second, realizing he's right. Even though before she can answer. Matty pushes the boy so stand on the edge of the pool, whispering, "You think you're so cool, don't ya' kid?"

The laughter dies inside the pool and Y/n is quick to called her husband, but he's done with all the boys messing with him.

"No, sir." Logan stutters, Matty can feel his body shivering under his hand on Logan's shoulder. He grips hard, preventing he falls.

"If I even listen you talk like that to my wife or I find your eyes on her, I will kick your ass back home and tell your mother about the time I saw you buying drugs. Understood?"

Logan moves his head up and down, although that wasn't enough for Matty.

"Understood, kid?"

"Yes, sir." he quickly answers.

"Good." Matty says before pushing the teen into the water.

Arthur and his friends start laughing hard, specially when Logan comes back up and refuses to tell them about the conversation. The dares stop, they chose another games to play inside the pool.

Matty sits beside Y/n with a smug face.

"You're worse than a child." Y/n scolds him.

Matty quickly pushes his body closer, occupying half of the space on her deck chair. "You love me."

"No when you do this kinda things." Y/n pouts.

Matty gently moves her face so she looks at him. His nose bumping into hers lovingly.

"You're mine, only mine." he whispers for her. And even when she feels a warm sensation spreading on her belly and further down, she groans in protest.

"He's a kid." she half whispers, half shouts.

"Still."

Matty shuts up whatever she was going to say with an intense kiss. Y/n knows the meaning behind his actions, he's never satisfied enough about his statement...he's capable to tattoo her forehead with his name or even a 'Mrs. Healy'.

*****

I hope this is good!! Had fun writing it :)))

#all i need #matty healy fic

[fishsticksloser]

Lover

Harry x gn!reader

Warnings: fluff, kind of sad, 3rd person Harry centered, swearing, h*rny Harry

A/N: A Valentine's Day drabble before Valentine's Day. Feel free to send a request!

“I know I promised we’d spend Valentine’s day together, but something came up.” Harry sighed.

"Oh..." You mumbled, Harry stood at the end of the bed as he pulled on a shirt. "Okay."

"I'm sorry, darling." He leaned down and kissed your forehead. "I'll try to be back before you go to bed."

Harry left after that, he knew if you kissed him, he'd never leave. He needed to leave so he could spend the rest of the week with you. But damn...

He wasn't really listening to what the meeting was about. Harry's thoughts were filled with you. About how your hands snake around his waist while he makes tea. About you sneaking into the shower with him, he doesn't mind at all. About your lips against his neck, straddling his waist.

His body began to heat up. His face flushed. He shouldn't be thinking about those things, he was in a meeting. Thankfully no one could see his face.

"Is everything alright, Harry?" His old professor asks.

"All good." He answers, situating himself to relieve some pressure.

•┈••✦ ♡ ✦••┈•

The moment he was able to leave, he was out the door. Thoughts of you were the only thing that kept him sane during the meeting.

Now, stepping into the apartment, he allowed his thoughts to drift. Harry walked into the kitchen to see you making tea in his favorite sweater. His hands found your waist, causing you to jump a little from surprise. Seeing him, your body relaxed in his grasp.

He leaned down, keeping eye contact, before pressing his lips to yours. He poured all the love he had for you into it, slightly tilting his head to deepen the kiss. He pulled away, slowly, savoring the feeling.

“That’s so unfair...” You whispered, your lips brushing his.

“What’s unfair?” Harry smiles.

“You can’t just do that without warning me.”

You grabbed the collar of his sweater and pulled him back down to meet you. This kiss was more desperate, hands gripping each other's clothes... The tea was long forgotten.

#ssum spoilers #ssum harry #cheritz ssum #the ssum #teo ssum #harry ssum #harry choi x reader #harry choi x y/n #harry choi #valentine's 2023

[hanzajesthanza]

No one asked about Regis? So here: Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy

this bingo card is more awash with red than the north when he was arounddddd. ok ok

"they are so cool looking": i'll split this part up into three parts:

his fashion. i'm happy to have a fave character that dresses all in black, because i dress in all black. i have realized that there is a lot of creativity to be explored in all-black outfits, because you can do so much with silhouette, textures, patterns... and how he dresses. aprons? thank you. capes? thank you. velvet jacket? thank you again. i love regis' fashion because it's well done yet not begging for attention - because there was once a time in which he was begging for attention - he's happy to exist without trying to appeal to others...

his looks. i'm happy that he appears middle-aged because - and i have said this before, but will reiterate my theory and opinion - that vampires appear how they feel they exist, and regis coming back from his youth and now appearing as an adult demonstrates what he has learned, how he has changed, and that he has symbolically, personally aged, and that age, learning, and humanness is beautiful.

his powers. come on. he can disappear and hypnotize and fly as a bat... these are insanely cool. emerging from the shadows is sick as fuck. and it looks cooler when you're wearing a cape.

"everyone but me is wrong about them" + "they got done dirty by the fans": i made @burnfalka to address two evils: firstly, n*tflix, as it is everybody's enemy. but secondly, regis' treatment in the games and by the fandom. people who are h*rny about regis because they think drinking blood is hot are my enemies. or people who focus on regis' horrible drama-filled pain from blood & wine... i have most of the fandom blocked i think just because that type of content is insufferable to me. it's confusing, it's not who regis is...???

"not as deep as they seem": regis is very funny and a comic relief character but he is not seen like this by the fandom because of misperceptions that vampires are dramatic and not funny. to the contrary, read baptism of fire, he's very funny. his entire backstory is not that deep, it's just dark comedy and a parody of a human story of alcoholism, there's parody like "fly drunk" instead of "drive drunk," "didn't return to the crypt for three nights" instead of "didn't return home for three nights." he's just a comic relief character in so many circumstances but it's overlooked.

"wasted potential" + "they're deeper than they seem" + "they work better as part of a dynamic": related to how the hansa needs their relationships explored, regis' character arc is completed by existing in the hansa and learning what a family is, because humanity = family, to be part of a human family makes him human. his relationships in the hansa aren't just funny and for fun, they change his character for the better. i don't think this is necessarily "wasted potential," because i do believe it's canon, but it's just something i've decuded from the text and added some imagination to, which isn't apparent upon a first read of the books

i think the entire thing about toussaint being a dream they want to dream but in the end must wake up from is integral to the plot of lady of the lake and all of their characters - toussaint is really deeper than it seems, or how it gets treated - because it's symbolically the dreamland, the fairytale land, the perfect land where everything is ok and they can pretend to be whoever they want and forget about the harsh world of reality and their dark pasts. and i think regis' connection to this is that dreaming a dream and being in a drunken state are symbolically the same thing (which is why toussaint is not only the fairytale land, but the wine land) so he is no stranger to this kind of temptation. i think that part is really interesting, and it's much more deep than him showing a silver fork to the high nobility.

i can't answer this part of the bingo without talking about regis and angouleme but instead of writing an entire new post i will link to the masterpost found in my previous pinned post which is here...

but the sparknotes of it is that angouleme is wild, crazy, young, and fucked up with so many problems, and regis was once exactly like her. because they are like these kindred spirits, he could guide her into discovering peace and humanity, but also, he doesn't fully understand humanity because he's still learning about it, so angouleme could also guide him into humanity by teaching him what it is like to care about a child, which is a very human feature (because human immortality is achieved through raising children which will outlive their parents). basically, they could lift each other's character development up like the troll physics forklift meme. the blind leading the blind, the "never knew humanity" leading the "lost humanity". and also since they are both funny characters they can be funny together and get into hijinks and trouble and regis can get his cape caught in a doorframe . and he's like her dad if dads were not your dads but your teachers and guardian angels and bartenders instead.

"got too much screen time": it's a challenge because he's talkative and thus needs more page space to speak, but in lady of the lake, i feel his page time needs to be balanced with milva's page time, since they balance one another. for example, in baptism of fire, his page time is well-balanced with milva's, milva gets the first and second chapters, regis gets the third and fourth chapters, they unite in the fifth chapter, and divide the seventh chapter between them.

in lady of the lake, regis has too much time that becomes unbalanced by milva due to her physical and emotional injuries taking her out of scenes, i need to have scenes with milva speaking to regis or geralt about her injured ribs and about her turned-down relationship with amadis.

"they are literally me!": i, too, must explain things at length to people and act like an insufferable know-it-all or else i'll die.

regis talks soooo much and what i love about his talking is that most of the time he is talking about his own thoughts or assessments, which ultimately do not matter and have little effect. in dandelion's words, "He had the unnerving habit of announcing allegations and truths with the tone and air of a prophet, to which we soon stopped responding, because the announced allegations either actually were true, or at least seemed to be sound, or they were unable to be verified, which amounted to the same thing."

"i like them enough to project my own issues onto them": the reason i started to like regis in the first place was because i projected my internalized homophobia onto him and worked through some issues... everybody say thank you regis.

now i project my issues onto both him and angouleme so if you add them together, you'd get me.

"i'm mentally ill about them" + "they are like a blorbo to me" + "i want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog": i constantly think about regis and angouleme's mentorship-friendship, so for that reason i am mentally ill (or maybe they help me with my mental illness... it's like a chicken or the egg question, which came first?). regis is blorbo from my shows books because i will talk about him incessantly and extrapolate information from passages of the text you had forgotten about or thought were irrelevant. and i do sometimes carry a regis keychain-necklace (i broke the necklace chain last week. yeah that sucked so now i have to get a new one) that i feel like functions as a talisman of protection. you don't have to believe me but read the prelude to chapter 3 in baptism of fire about mandrakes. like the mandrakes, he helps with trials. thank you sir surgeon

send me character opinion bingo now that i'm off hiatus (bingo post)

#ask #anon #c: regis #ask memes

[creativesplat]

4, 14, 22?

Hi! Sorry it's taken me so long to answer this one, thank you for the ask 😊. It was a lot of fun to do, but warning, it will be salty, so do please come back and read later if you're not in the mood for salt right now!

4) Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

Zelink. I actually have that tag blocked, although some of my favourite content creators (like the fab wanderingnightinggale) are Zelink shippers, so I look at all their stuff, but for the most part I dislike it. Link had a fiancee, zelda hated link and only started liking him after he protected her and looked hot, it just feels very shallow. Could I see it working after the calamity? Maybe. Before, absolutely not. It would take a lot of manoeuvring for me to see it working out. 

Erasermic is also a big one (I have that tag blocked too!). That is the most popular and accepted MHA/BNHA ship and I am not a fan. It’s one of the many non-canon ships that feel a little out of place for me in bnha. They're friends, that’s all. One of them actually finds the other rather irritating, and they barely interact at all. Even with all the manoeuvring in the world I couldn’t see it working. 

14) Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

BHNA is waaaaay too h*rny. Smut and 18+ images and stuff like that, if you like it, that's good for you, and the occasional bit here and there, is fine because you can avoid it, but you can’t for BNHA… like most of the characters are children and I still have to block tags because of how dirty they are (with children). The cute fluffy stuff and the non-romantic stuff is adorable, I just wish I could get to it without wading through ... spicy ... content.

Ahsoka is overrated and Anakin doesn’t get enough sympathy, but that's star wars, and just gets me a little sad when I think about it.

22) Popular character you hate?

Again, the fandom will come after me with pitch forks, but, Ahsoka Tano.  The world bent to her whims, she survived palatine, Darth Vader, order 66, leaving the Jedi, Darth maul, general grievous, had special white lightsabers just because, and laser gun proof bescar armour, and is a super cool badass who can survive anything ever and is also a child and… just stop breaking the suspension of disbelief please. Everything's just a bit oversaturated with her now. I used to like her, but too much of a good thing can make you not like the good thing, you know what I mean? When she was a Padawan she was unreasonably powerful, but she didn't have all of this world breaking stuff added so it was ok. So, I don't hate her... most of the time, but I do try to avoid content with her in it too much 😅

I hate to say it but Zelda…  BoTW Zelda has ruined every other Zelda and Link interaction in every other game. I just can’t help but see this toxic unloving person. I have been hurt by people like that and when playing as Link, I was a little upset by some of their interactions. I like the Fanon BoTW Zelda, but the actual lady… not for me. I get the fact that she’s been hurt and she grows as a person, and that is amazing, but it takes a lot of willpower for me to enjoy her character. If you love her though, please do! She’s great at overcoming her problems and her upbringing was the reason for her bitterness and unpleasantness, and when she succeeds despite her difficulties, all power to her.  I haven’t played AoC, so maybe she’s better in that? Again I don't hate her, but I do have moments of intense dislike of her. She's amazing in some regards, but I think, like Ahsoka, I've just seen a bit too much of her now. I do try my darnedest to like her and understand her though, because I don't really like disliking a character, and I think at first the reason I recoiled is because her most popular ship got in the way of my OTP (which is a really poor reason to dislike a character), so I'm trying to do better by her. 😊

Hope that wasn't too salty and answered your questions! Have a lovely day everyone! :)

#anti ahsoka tano #anti zelda #anti erasermic #I don't think I'm going to tag anything else #have a great day everyone #do just message me if you want me to add or remove a tag from this #:) #creativesplat talks #thanks for the ask! #sorry for all the salt 😅 #antiz*link

[sketchguk]

Everyone is talking about how soonyoung and mc are meant to be when I'm still stuck on that nsfw ask you answered you answered about mingyu 😭 it was so hot and it's the reason I'm on mingyu's side 😔 I just neeeeeeed to know about atleast one time when mingyu gets jealous please???? I think it would be so hotttttttt. It doesn't even have to be about soonyoung! But maybe he just sees her with someone and gets upset and funnily mad. Because he's always shown as very playful and soft I just want to see him be serious and annoyed 😂😂 mc would think it's hot too 😭😭

You have no idea how much your message made me laugh. You seriously made my night LOL thank you for that 💛 I forgot I wrote that nsfw ask about Mingyu, but I VIVIDLY remember the Arena photoshoot pic I attached to it. The impact it had on me is insane. I still think about it to this day

I can easily see why people are team Mingyu though !! The h*rny part of my brain is easily influenced whenever I see a man as fine as him. Hence why I make Soonyoung struggle so much <3 I want the best of both worlds. I am just a (depraved) Girl™️!!!! I can't help it !! They both put up a really good fight though 😼

So you know how the other members always put Mingyu at the bottom of the dogpile?? They tease him endlessly even though he's the biggest and arguably the strongest member?? They need to humble him because God knows he needs it when he walks around looking like THAT

So... let's take it back to the quidditch field because I'm a simple girl. I love it when men get physical with one another <3 Besides, it's hard to rile up Mingyu if either Soonyoung or quidditch isn't involved!

Imagine there's a Gryffindor vs. Hufflepuff match where Soonyoung spent the better part of the hour taunting Mingyu (nothing unusual). Plus, Mingyu has so much at stake because Gryffindor is undefeated thanks to their star player, and tonight is no different. Once the match is done, there's no doubt in my mind that Soonyoung is racing to mc so she can give a congratulatory kiss (obviously she doesn't grant it, but Soonyoung can still dream)

Perhaps he's a little too excited because he picks mc up and swings her around. She tells him to put her down, but she's smiling and giggling nevertheless !!!! At this point, Mingyu is fuming because he can't stand Soonyoung being happy LOL. And to think that it's mc who puts him on the top of the world??? Unacceptable ! That's his girl (despite never making it official >:0) !!!

When mc spots Mingyu from her peripherals, she waves hi to him. But he's pissed off, and he doesn't wave back. He heads back to the shower room, and maybe.. just maybe.. she follows him there just to see what's wrong! He's never this cold to her -- always kind and so, so polite.

But all that changes when she knocks on the locker room door. That night, Mingyu doesn't wanna be the nice guy. He wants to be mean, selfish, and lewd. If there's anything she can do to make it up to him, it's taking him like a good little slut <3 His cock, his spit, his cum -- whatever he gives her, she'll gladly take it in her tight little pussy even if he has to stuff her full

"Don't waste any of my cum, okay?" Mingyu would say, sliding her ruined panties back into place before pressing a kiss over the soaked fabric. He tugs her off the bathroom counter before giving her a spank, fully knowing that she's headed off to the quidditch after-party. The party where Soonyoung will no doubt make a move on her while she struggles to keep Mingyu's load inside of her, his cum threatening to drip down her legs and staining her thigh-high socks 🙈

#I need a hard hitter need a deep stroker <3 #ask #anon #horanghae agenda

[quoththe-ravenn]

Okay, so get this. Imagine doing it missionary with the one you're promised to!

Yeah...incredible, isn't it?

-Sydney anon 🤍

OKAY THIS IS SO ADORABLE LIKE????

I'm gonna kiss you Sydney anon.

Alas, I am too into being used like a whore though.

#asks #sydney anon #fucking cute and adorable #I'm taking a momentary break but i needed to answer this one #everybody talks #h*rny hour

[ophthalmotropy]

Like one one side you have psychological horror with possession, on the other side you have body horror with cult vibes. Which my phone autocorrected to vines, lol. Appropriate. Both are oozing religious imagery. You people must want to destroy me. 🌱

If you think your position is difficult, imagine constantly receiving brilliant asks about the most deranged concepts and having to sit and think of a coherent and somewhat respectable response.

#I'm joking of course; the interactions are delightful. But. #You people are truly determined to get me to crack under the pressure and be h*rny on main. #answered ask #anonymous #l33chsp34k #SOULton #eden au

[developmentbuild]

I think you need to go to jail for making an oc ad good as Adriano ok 👍

NO I am not going back to jail!!!!

#I'm not the one who is h*rny over him!!! #asks #answered #Ellis tag

[caelpictor]

Tyler Posey always looks so delicious... What is up with that? Did you ever watch teen wolf?

did i watch teen wolf? yes. do i have a huge crush on tyler posey? yes. did i watch those videos (you know the ones)? yes. have i, ever since he came out as bi, fantasized about becoming famous and commenting something flirtatious on one of his photos and then he slides into my dms and we go on a date and grow into a sickeningly adorable power couple overnight? also yes.

sorry what was the question

EDIT: IVE BEEN INFORMED HE IS STRAIGHT 🤡

#tyler posey #teen wolf #caelpictor #asks #answers #asks and answers #anon #anonymous #i'm g*y and h*rny #thanks for the ask anon #edit: he’s not bi #lol

[ohbaby-obeyme]

“Ah my dove, you’ve been so patient with me.”

I had finally finished tying the last knot. Silken ropes bound around your body like a web. “Now remember to use your safeword if you need it.” There was a kind smile and heartwarming glance at your form. “Now, how shall we begin. I must say… your feathers look rather divine today.” Drawing a hunting knife from my side it slid under your shoulder blade languidly. The rope there fringed but hung on by a few last threads, only a light tickle to the skin underneath. “Do not flinch. You’re doing so well”, the captors eyes fluttered lightly in excitement. The blade curved over the opposite shoulder, cutting at two more ropes in the process. “Oh my angel; to be free from your binds, fly beyond your cage and be oh so beautiful”, crouching, then gliding the knife along your thigh “why, how proud I would be to see it”. Taking the sharp edge away just before reaching contact to where you need it most.

“Please do struggle, I want to see how bad you need this” whispering and twirling the blade in my hand. The ropes were stronger, however one finally unfurled. A hot breath fanned against your neck, “oh fuck baby… you must really want this hmm?” I began cutting the ropes with a plucking motion. Well trained canine teeth found purchase with the visible tendon in your neck. The humming vibrations deepened and I let a knee creep it’s way up to meet your crotch. Desire was well written on my face. The knife moved to hover dangerously close to your neck as I bucked my hips against yours. Wet, hot breath wafted along your scratched shoulder.

“Ah- that’s it my dove. Doing so… so well for me-e” my free hand creeping down to play with your most sensitive area, “mmm. Oh my dove, cum for me won’t you? Hah~ I can feel you..”

-♣️

jesus fucking christ, you really set out to destroy me with this one, huh. fuck. 

#finally answering this too bc.. knifeplay my beloved.... #so fucking good to me #indulging me like this #fuck #inquiries #♣️ anon #nsft #i love.. that you're also so affected by the play in this scene #the captor becoming just as breathless and needy as the captured #i'm especially motivated to answer my older nsft asks rn bc.. listen i have a new toy okay #I'm Gonna Use It #so i'm a little bit brainfog rn #which is the perfect mindset for h/rny asks

[andramaquynhs]

Something I just realized. Andy and Quyhn have a lot of catching up to do technology-wise. I mean when Quyhn got locked away they hadn't invented vibrators yet ;)

lmao anon, your mind! I love that you're enabling my Very Intellectual Research Tendencies. I did not just spend 5 mins reading an article on this, at all. So, they're estimated to have been invented around the 1800s as medical and then later beauty aids, and Cleopatra's gourd of bees is pretty much a myth but also...how horny/bored do we think they may have been? I'm just saying there's some hilarious possibilities there...

Seriously though, we've already established that Andromache the Scythian, world's oldest bicon, invented strap ons, because I make the rules and she totally did, just...not stone dildos, thank you very much. Something else, leather, ceramic or even polished wood idk. Now she indeed gets to rock her wife's world once again by introducing her to the Hitachi Wand or those remote controlled bullet vibrators, she's all smug after giving Quỳnh some big Os (I don't have statistics, and every afab person is different, but it is widely accepted that clitoral/vibrational stimulation tends to yield longer, more intense orgasms) until Quỳnh, like the teasing little shit she is, turns it on her. She has a lot of fun with it. She loves finding new ways to drive Andy mad, you can bet she goes absolutely wild with the controls.

Andy later takes Quỳnh to a sex shop for her to choose her own models, sizes, textures, colors, etc. She of course gets the prettiest, sleekiest ones, Andy's are usually just black/white and blocky, but hey, they get the job done. It's not like she's going for modesty, anyway. She does have a pocket one, though. Quỳnh's a little less mad at humanity after all that :') (don't tell her they were initially conceived as massagers to treat men's ailments)

Or maybe they ask Nile for help with online shopping ;)

#andromaquynh #andy x quynh #immortal wives #quynh #andromache the scythian #the old guard #tog #i'm answering h*rny asks #y'all are waiting for the secret santa matches #and i'm answering h*rny asks #lmao #im getting to that guys #and also to the other asks later these weeks i promise :3 #Anonymous

[exdeputysonso-archive]

Green 💚 and also sometimes Red but that’s actually a great thing about you

lol thank you lauren! 💖💕

#mel answers #ask #supercute4ever #y'know i was thinking yeah i make a decent number of h*rny posts but i'm not necessarily one the most rabid of people on our server #but then i remembered the art i shared yesterday #and all the commissioned fic #and i'm like y'know what i guess i am pretty rabid 🙈

[beatricebidelaire]

character meme... hmm... Georgina or Monty?

ohhhh Georgina! i like Monty a lot but Georgina is. V powerful and dominating VFD STEM woman who lack certain morals and while she is not exactly a good person i’m just. a little helplessly attracted at the same time also i just got up (again because i fell asleep after reblogging that ask meme and just woke up again now) and after thinking about catherine o’hara as her in tmm i feel like i need to lie down a little.

#answered #gellavonhamster #thanks for the ask! #georgina orwell #i feel like i need to lie down again and let her [the rest of this sentence is redacted] #asoue #evil middle age powerful woman. godddd. i'm. #(sorry for being so h*rny on main on a saturday afternoon) #natalia tag

[signorasbunny]

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW !

001. i have a tendency to call anons and others i interact with by a variety of pet names. please please please tell me if you're uncomfy with this so that i can stop ! i try my best to always keep them gender neutral and inclusive <3

002. on a similar note, i might get a little bit more flirty / lewd once i'm comfy with you ! please please tell me to stop or let me know at all if you're uncomfortable with this <3 no questions asked, i promise !

003. i'm neurodivergent, so please use tone indicators where necessary <3 i won't be mad if you miss them at all, they just help to prevent a lot of confusion sometimes and help make the internet a more inclusive place. i personally don't remember a lot of them, but ones that you may see a lot on my blog are:

/j — joking

/hj — half-joke

/pos — positive connotation

/neg — negative connotation

/gen — genuine (usually follows a question).

/srs — serious.

/p — platonic.

004. i also struggle to interact and reply to people at times; please don't be offended if i don't get back to you immediately <3 it can also take me some time to warm up to and feel comfy enough to start conversations with others ! this doesn't mean i don't have interest in talking to you (trust me, i want to!), it can just be difficult for me <3

005. please don't be offended if i don't answer / delete your ask ! sometimes my inbox can grow overwhelming, so i'll clear out some things. others can sometimes get lost in my drafts, considering i use them for random thoughts and such too <3 i still try my best to answer everyone nonetheless.

006. please do not ask to be mutuals, as it (in my opinion) can create an uncomfortable situation. i'll happily follow back those whose posts i read a lot and anyone that interacts a lot with me, but on my own accord.

007. you're most definitely welcome to vent, rant, and be h*rny in my inbox ! as long as it's nothing overtly triggering (please do not trauma dump or talk about topics pertaining to self harm, suicide, abuse, etc.). any subject matter including the kinks i refuse to write for will also be deleted <3 to refresh, these are: scat, watersports, necrophilia, extreme noncon, large amounts of gore, incest (psuedo incest is okay!), ddlg. i want my blog to feel like a safe space, so please please feel free to interact while keeping within these rules <3

008. please be cautious with the tags on my posts ! you can find more information on how my posts are tagged here, so please block anything you wish to not see <3

#thena.navi #thena.byf