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hiiii i learned your name Aiden!!! How are you? Hallow i’m the sugu angst anon, sadly not asking for angst because poor sugu need a break and i love him so much so he deserves the whole world, i wanna thank you for writing my requests 🫶
and if you wanna consider 👀 perhaps an au where sugu didn’t spiral into the whole monkeys thing and so he is a teacher just like satoru? and he’s dating reader whose also a teacher, and they’re in a secret relationship that got revealed and gojo feels betrayed LMAO, anddd that’s all, hope you’re doing great! 🫶
Angsty Anon, how are you!? I love your requests, it's always a pleasure to write for you 💙💙 and yeah, I'm Aiden! I'm only now realizing I've never properly introduced myself on here, so, I guess this is my official introduction lol. And of course, I would love to consider Sugu as a teacher, that's so cute!
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Starring Suguru Geto, in a slightly softer world.
Have you ever heard of the multiverse theory? It gets switched around and misinterpreted a lot, but the basic premise of it is that for every possible outcome, there is a universe that follows it. So, for example, if you're on a walk one morning, and come across a fork in the road, you may choose the left path. When you do this, another universe is created in which you choose the right path, and yet another still where you didn't go on any walk at all.
As such, this implies that there are some fundamental truths across all universes. Every universe you encounter will have stars in the sky, and a force of gravity will keep everyone down. You won't find a universe where atoms aren't the building blocks of life. You won't find a universe that doesn't have a sun in its center. And you won't find a universe where Suguru Geto is a morning person.
He all but yells into his pillow as his alarm sounds off at 5:45 AM. He considers violence, a possible war crime against his phone for committing the egregious sin of waking him up before the sun is even up. He considers aggressively turning the alarm off and going back to sleep, letting the world continue on without him as he becomes one with his comforter.
And in the end he does none of it. He turns his alarm off like a normal person, and forces himself out of bed at the truly ungodly hour of 5:45 AM. Why you ask? Because class starts at 7 AM, and the kids he teaches are relying on him to show up and be a model jujutsu sorcerer, just like they are for all of the other teachers at Jujutsu High. And just as it is a fundamental truth that Suguru Geto is not a morning person, it's a fundamental truth that he would do absolutely anything for those he loves. And Suguru loves all of those kids, even if they can get a little annoying at times.
He’s falling asleep while brushing his teeth when he gets his first text of the day from you. A short and sweet “Good morning sweetie 💜” to give him the motivation to push through his morning routine.
He sends “Good morning to you too Darling 🖤” to you while smiling, finishing up brushing his teeth before mentally preparing himself for the arctic plunge of a shower he’s about to take to finish waking himself up.
Once he’s dressed and as awake as he’s going to be at 6:00 AM, he goes to check on Nanako and Mimiko out of habit. Of course, he finds their shared room empty, considering they moved into the dorms a week ago when school started.
“Right.” He grumbled to himself, shaking his head. At this point, it feels like he’ll never get used to them not being around. He wondered how Satoru adapted so quickly when Megumi moved into the dorms. Then again, Satoru seemed to be made for adaptation, meanwhile, Suguru had always struggled more with change.
Before he could get too lost in his thoughts, A car horn blared through the quiet suburb. “What is he-?!” Suguru snapped at the air before rushing outside and into his friends car.
“What the hell are you doing Satoru?!” He asked, suddenly very awake.
“Letting you know I’m here.” Gojo smiled as he pulled out of Sugurus drive way and onto the road.
“Correct me if I’m wrong, but could you not have just texted me?” Suguru grumbled, “You’re going to wake up the entire neighborhood!”
“My phones dead.” Satoru shrugged. He had a habit of passing out while scrolling tik tok and forgetting to put his phone on the charger.
“And I suppose knocking on my door was out of the question?” Suguru asked. Gojo clearly did not see the issue with violating air pollution laws, and it was starting to irk him.
“In the rain? No way dude!” He laughed. It was at this point Geto looked out the window. Well shit, it was raining. He was so focused on just getting to the car he managed to miss it.
“It’s like, barely raining.” He argued with his friend. The white haired main beside him just shrugged.
“Hey man, you’re lucky I give you a ride at all,” Gojo reminded him, “I could just teleport to school.” Suguru would have tried to argue with that, but he knew better than to enter an argument on the losing side. He just sighed and shook his head.
“Whatever man….thanks for the ride.” He added at the end.
“You’re welcome!” Gojo smiled. Suguru sighed as he got comfortable in the seat, leaning against the window. The main reason he got rides from Gojo was so he could take a nap on the way to the school. It was a long drive, and the thirty minutes he spent passed out in Gojos car went a long way to making him not an asshole to his class in the morning. It felt like his eyes had been closed for all of two seconds before Satrou was waking him up, letting him know they had made it to their destination.
“Good morning Geto, good morning Gojo!” You greeted the men as they joined you in the teachers lounge. Suguru smiled warmly when he saw your face, familiar and bright, even at 6:30 in the morning.
“Good morning L/n.” Geto yawned as he rushed to the coffee pot in the room, still half full.
“Morning L/n!” Satoru beamed as he sat next to you. Normally, the three of you were on a first name basis, but a professional setting calls for professional dialect. “So, you two do anything fun on your weekend?” Gojo asked. Geto looked at you from the corner of his eyes, seeing how you handled this situation. You would have stolen a glance at him, but Gojo would have definitely noticed that.
“Eh, not much really,” You shrugged, “I went and visited my parents, and mostly just tried to catch up on reading.” That was definitely, 100% not what you were doing this weekend. In actuality, you had spent the entire weekend with Suguru. The two of you had seen a movie, checked out his favorite soba shop, and spent the vast majority of the time cuddled in his bed watching horror movies to get ready for ‘spooky season’ despite the fact in was, indeed, April.
But you couldn’t say any of that to Gojo. You and Suguru were co-workers, your romantic relationship wasn’t just discouraged and taboo- the employee handbook strictly forbid it. As much as the two of you wanted to tell your shared best friend about the beautiful relationship you’d found, you couldn’t. Mostly cause Satoru couldn’t keep a secret to save his ass.
“Cool! What about you Suguru?” Gojo smiled as he looked to his best friend, deciding for now that professional language was for the birds.
“Eh, I mostly stayed in. I re-watched the scream movies.” He shrugged as he drank his black coffee.
“Isn’t it kinda early to be watching horror movies? Or, I guess late?” Gojo asked.
“It is never too early for spooky movies.” You said, jumping to Getos defense maayybe just a little too quickly. Gojo raised his eyebrows at you.
“So I see were feeling a little defensive.” He pointed out.
“Not defensive, I’m just saying. It’s always horror movie time if you’re not a coward.”
“Hey, I-��
“Uhh, Sensei?” Itadori asked as he popped his head into the door. Immediately all attention went to him, and silently, you thanked the pink haired boy for saving your ass.
“Hey Itadori! What’s up?” Gojo asked, all smiles for his student.
“I could really use your help with the algebra assignment from last night,” Itadori explained, “I don’t think I really grasp…well numbers.” He explained. Gojo chuckled and shook his head, but didn’t argue cause he, like Geto, knew better than to argue with the truth.
“Yeah Kid, no problem. Let’s go to the classroom.” Satoru said, getting up and letting Itadori lead the way. There was a heavy silence that filled the room after, both of you listing to Satoru’s footsteps until they vanished. Once they were gone, you both let out a deep breath.
“Well that could have gone worse.” Suguru chuckled softly.
“Yeah, that was my bad,” You sighed, “I swear, he looks into the littlest of things.”
“That’s Satoru.” Suguru confirmed with a nod, “Always suspicious of something. Somethings never change.” He shrugged. You looked around, making sure the coast we clear before standing up to give Suguru a quick hug.
“Ain’t that the truth.” You chuckled. Suguru smiled as he held you close, his mind wondering off to the other things that never seemed to change. The school, sorcerer society as a whole, the way he felt for you- even all the way back in high school. He had a crush on you even before you saved him, and it only intensified after.
Of course, as far as you’re concerned you didn’t save anyone that day in the graveyard. You just talked some sense into an old friend. You would never know just how close to the edge Suguru was that day. How could you? All you knew was that his faith was shaken, and he needed some reassurance.
He could still go back to that afternoon in his mind like replaying a movie. He could still see the gray skies of fall, heavy with dark clouds. He could still smell the rain water and grave dirt hanging in the air. And could still sense the confusion he felt when you brought him to your best friends grave. He had never met the girl, she had died to a curse long before you enrolled in Jujutsu High. So why were you bringing him here now?
“This is where my friend lies,” You explained to him what he already knew. “It’s been a few years now, but I still think of her every day.”
“I’m sorry for your loss Y/n.” He said the only think he knew to say.
“Suguru, why are you a Jujutsu Sorcerer?” You asked, suddenly looking at him with overly intense eyes that made him feel so small. Why did he was he a Jujutsu Sorcerer? He didn’t fucking know! Especially not anymore. He used to know. But, he lost that direction. After Riko died. After Haibara died. He didn’t know what the point to any of this was anymore.
“Why are you a Jujutsu Sorcerer?” He asked back, not so smoothly dodging the question. You just pointed at the grave.
“For her. And for you, and for Riko and Haibara. For everyone I have loved and will love, I do it to protect them.” You explained it as if it was just that easy. And maybe it was. For you.
“How are we protecting them exactly?” He asked, eyes narrowing in suspicion, “Please, tell me just how exactly we protected Riko and Haibara?” He questioned.
“We protect them in death.” You shrugged, “Honor what they would have wanted. Do you really think Riko would want you to waste the life she so desperately wanted because of her death? Do you think Haibara would have wanted you to throw away all of your potential because some higher ups fucked him over? Or do you think they would want you to live your life to the fullest, and work hard to see that potential fulfilled?”
“I think they would want us to fight for a fundamental change in the system. For a world without curses.”
“Suguru, you and I both know that’s not possible.”
“But it is,” He argued, saying things out loud he had only thought up until now, “Humans are the only ones to produce curses, you know.”
“So what? You’re just going to kill all humans?” You scoffed at the absurdity of the idea, and he genuinely felt a little embarrassed. “What would that fix?”
“Well, there would be no curses, for one.” He pointed out.
“And what would that achieve?”
“We wouldn’t have to watch our friends and family die at the hands of disgusting curses!” He argued, frustrated that you couldn’t see his vision.
“No, we would just have to watch them die at the hands of other sorcerers, right?” You pointed out. “A world without curses doesn’t fix the cruelty that created them. Curses aren’t what killed Riko, and removing them won’t bring back Haibara.”
“No, Humans killed Riko.” He could still hear that god forsaken cult, clapping away as if a little girl hadn’t just been slaughtered. No, worse. Clapping away because a little girl had just been slaughtered. It was all he could hear late at night. You sighed and nodded.
“That's true. She was killed by a human, who was raised by sorcerers.”
“So are you trying to argue that actually sorcerers are the root of all evil?”
“No Suguru, I’m trying to argue that there is no “Root of all evil.” That it’s all just beings that exist. There are bad humans, of course. Just like how there are bad sorcerers. Everything that exists exists with some good and some bad. You can’t just fix the world with one final, fucked up solution.”
“I just don’t see the point in trying to save people who historically treat us like were fucking disposable!” Suguru snapped, hating that it was starting to seem really hopeless. Were you right? Was there really nothing he could do?
“Sugu, I think you’re getting caught in the details. You’re not seeing the forest for the trees.” You sighed. “ Yes, the Star Cult was full of the most fowl people. And yeah, a lot of humans do treat us like shit. But there are just as many humans who are kind to us. Humans who see their children's cursed techniques as blessings, not curses. Humans willing to die if it means being there for the sorcerers they love and standing by them. Humans like your parents, and my best friend. Humans that are worth protecting.”
“So we have to protect them all just because a few are good?”
“Would you protect a bad person to save me?” You asked. He hadn’t really thought of it like that. It was a moral question he wasn’t ready for, and struggled to find an answer to.
“I mean, I guess I would.” He finally said.
“Exactly. That’s kinda the point of Jujutsu Sorcery for me. It’s not to protect the world- that’s too monumental of a task even for Satoru Gojo. It’s to protect the ones I love and care for.”
“And what about when we can’t protect them?” He could feel the tears prickle as his eyes now, a stinging that demanded attention. He rubbed his eyes in a futile attempt to make it go away.
“Then I live to honor them, in a way I think would make them proud. I understand where you’re coming from. Heartache is a hell of a thing to battle, and witnessing a young death changes a person. But, continuing to perpetuate that hurt, won’t make it go away. Especially when it comes to such grandiose ideas like “kill all humans!” it doesn’t fix anything. It just hurts the people around you, both with us and departed. I mean, is slaughtering a billion strangers really worth ruining the people closest to you? The ones who love you? Please, don’t let your hate kill you Suguru.”
He didn’t know what to say. But that line rang in his ears. Please, don’t let your hate kill you Suguru. It drowned out the clapping in his mind. Please, don’t let your hate kill you Suguru. It played louder than Yuki telling him that humans were the only ones to create curses, and that he knew what he believed. Please, don’t let your hate kill you Suguru. And it was what was playing in his ears as he stared at two kids in a cage. Scared, alone, neglected. He felt it then, his hate rise up like bile in his throat, threatening to slaughter him. Please, don’t let your hate kill you Suguru. Please, don’t let your hate kill you Suguru.
He took a minuet to breathe. Was killing this village really going to do anything? It would feel good, yeah- righteous even. But there were a million more like it. And he couldn’t single handedly slaughter them all. Not without hurting You, Gojo, Shoko, Riko, Haibara, and his own mother all in the process. Were a billion strangers worth the people he loved?
“You know, if you don’t want these girls in the village, there’s a better way to handle it.” That night he adopted Nanako and Mimiko. Sure, he may not be able to save every Jujutsu Sorcerer in the world. But at least he could save these two. A few weeks later, that village burned to the dirt in a forest fire, so maybe karma was real.
The bell ringing broke his train of thought, and snapped him back to the real world. You smiled as you gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. “See you at lunch!” You winked to him as you grabbed your bag and made your way to your classroom. He smiled softly as he watched you go.
“Yeah, see you then.” He said, making his way to his own classroom.
Suguru swore up and down his class wasn’t hard. It was classical literature, if ya just read the book, and did the assignments, he was pretty generous with the A’s. It was why conversations like this were always at least mildly amusing to him.
“I just don’t understand why you’re being to difficult about this” Nobara argued, “It’s just a few points!”
“Nobara, rounding from a C to an A is not a few points. It’s an entire letter grade.” He gently reminded her.
“Yeah, and what’s an entire letter grade if not just a few points?” She argued back. He sighed and rubbed his temples. Nobara had always been a forced to be reckoned with, and was always determined to get what she wanted.
“Look, Nobara, I’ll compromise with you. You know the big report we have coming up on Fires on the Plain?”
“I do.” She confirmed.
“If you do really well on it, And I mean really well, I need you to make at least an A on it- I’ll bump your grade to a B+” That was where her grade would be at anyway if she made an A on the report, “Sound good?” Nobora grinned like she got away with something.
“Oh yeah, I could do that in my sleep!” She declared, and Suguru had to hold back a laugh, “You’re on Sensei!” She grinned, muttering a soft ‘sucker’ under her breath as she left the room. Once she was gone, Suguru let his chuckle out. It was always fun tricking his students into accidentally taking their studies serious.
“Whats got you giggling?” You asked from his doorway, a small smile creeping onto your lips from the sound of his light laughter.
“Oh, nothing,” He said with a wave of his hand, “Just my students thinking they’re gaming the system by-” He pretended to check his notes- “Doing the work.”
“Let me guess, Nobara?”
“It was Nobara.” He confirmed, and you both let out a small giggle. You walked into his classroom and leaned against his desk facing him.
“Very on brand for her. So, have you thought about dinner tonight?” You asked. He smiled and nodded, getting out of his chair to come and wrap his arms around your waist. Was it risky? Kind of, everyone was out to lunch, sure, but that didn’t mean that you two weren’t out in the open. He couldn’t help it though. Whenever you were around, he had to have his arms around you. He didn’t spend almost 6 years chasing your affections to not hold you whenever he could.
“I have actually,” He smiled, “I thought we could cook something together tonight? I found a new pork belly recipe that seemed right up your ally.”
“Oooo, another night in! How exciting!” You giggled. And you meant it too. While to most people, a night in was a boring everyday thing, Jujutsu Sorcerers weren’t blessed with the luxury of having a night at home promised to them. They weren’t even guaranteed the simple pleasure of coming home at night. So, a night in to the two of you was fun, exciting, and unquantifiably valuable.
“I thought you’d be excited,” He smiled lovingly at you. You look so precious in his arms. He couldn’t believe something as beautiful and pristine as you found any value in him. That you had found him worthy of the time it took to save him. Suguru wasn’t a religious man, but he thought maybe he could believe in angels if they were half as perfect as you were. He had no idea what he did to earn the right to have you as his angel, but he was so fucking happy he did it.
His swelling emotions got the better of him, and he leaned down to kiss you. A warm current flowed between the two of you, the familiar taste of cinnamon coffee filling your senses as you melted into him. He was comforting and safe, and in his embrace you were almost convinced nothing bad could ever happen.
“OH, I KNEW IT!” Of course something bad had to happen. The two of you scrambled away from each other, looking at Gojo like two teenagers that had been caught making out in your parents car. It was actually embarrassing. “I KNEW YOU TWO HAD A THING!”
“Satoru, It’s not what it looks like!” You panicked.
“Yeah, It’s not like that, Y/n just…had something on her face! I was wiping it off.”
“With your mouth!?” Gojo scoffed.
“...Yes?” Someone, take away Suguru’s lying privileges. Your face hit your plam at the lame lie, and Gojo rolled his eyes.
“I’d asked if you guys thought I was dumb, but clearly you do! Why would you keep this from me?” He all but whined as he fully entered the classroom.
“Well Satoru, it’s…well..” You tried to think of something to save his feelings.
“There are celebrity tabloids better at keeping secrets than you Satoru.” Nevermind Suguru, go back to lying.
“Hey, that’s not true!” Satoru said on his own defense, “When Shoko started smoking again I kept that secret!”
“Shoko started smoking again?” You gasped.
“...fuck.” Satoru whispered.
“See Satoru! That’s what we mean.” Suguru sighed, seeing his job flash before his eyes.
“It’s still not cool!” Gojo pouted, “My two closest friends in the entire world fall in love and they won’t even tell me! No wonder you guys haven’t wanted to hang out on the weekends. You’ve been together, haven’t you!?” You and Suguru looked down in shame. Maybe it wasn’t exactly fair to keep him completely out of the loop.
“Do you guys hate me?” Gojo asked, the betrayal he felt seeping into his voice.
“No, Satoru, we love you!” You assured him.
“You’re our best friend, of course we love you!” Suguru confirmed, “We just also like being able to pay rent!”
“Paying rent is so important!” You nodded.
“I wouldn’t tell anyone!” Satoru insisted, “I would never do anything to put your livelihoods at risk! I thought you guys would have known that.” He pouted.
“We do know that,” You sighed.
“Do we?” Suguru whispered, just for you to swiftly pat him to remind him to behave.
“We were just being cautious. I’m sorry we hurt your feelings Satoru.” You apologized as you went to your wounded friend, patting his back for comfort. Suguru joined you on his other side.
“Yeah man, I’m sorry. We’ll try and keep you in the loop about more things, okay?” Suguru promised. Satoru sniffled and nodded.
“Okay…I forgive you guys.” He said, looking up and smiling at the two of you. “So when do I get to come to date night?”
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#suguru geto#suguru x reader#suguru geto x reader#geto x reader fluff#geto x reader#suguru geto fluff#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen fluff#Angsty Anon#🥐
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mc cant make bread at the house of lamentation. unless its one with a very short resting time and while beel is away at a game/other time consuming activity bc otherwise he just. eats the raw dough. and likes it like a sweet lil weirdo. and of course he gets rly guilty abt it seeing mcs face when they come outta the kitchen like 'does anyone know what happened to my bread 🥺'
sometimes if he knows mc wants to make bread hell make a point to stay out for most of the day so hes not tempted. otherwise mc has to go to the demon lords castle (fancy and prolly has a proof box, but availability can be spotty) or purgatory hall (risk of solomon)
also, since the devildom tends to be much warmer than the human world i bet rising/rest times are cut much shorter. but it begs the question of if yeasts native to the devildom need higher temperatures to activate. probably i feel thatd make sense.
also mild fluff headcanon: barbatos sees mc's interest in the differences between human world and devildom yeasts and helps them build a lil sourdough starter experiment where they make ones from the different types and see how they compare :) And since starters can become specialized to the bacteria of the person who made it (when its mixed by hand) they obvs have to each do a set of human world and devildom starters (barb likes to give them bread made from the starters specialized to him cuz it feels like a way of marking mc :3 )
do i know how to be concise? no. is bread science sick as hell? yes. -🥐
YO I love all of this!!
Okay okay, Beel eating bread dough, though. And deliberately making sure he's not home when MC wants to bake bread, that is so so CUTE. Poor baby Beel can't keep himself away from the bread dough and has to leave the house entirely so MC can bake some bread in peace, please that's adorable.
I definitely think the castle is probably the best option for alternative baking locations. As you pointed out, Purgatory Hall is too risky.
I know nothing about yeast. The only bread I've ever baked has been bread that's actually cake. You know, like pumpkin bread and zucchini bread. They're really cake, right? They taste like cake. I think it's the loaf formation that causes people to call them bread. All of this is to say that I feel I have learned some new facts about yeast. It never ever would have crossed my mind that the Devildom temperature would impact the rate at which yeast rises. And I LOVE the idea of native Devildom yeast!
You killed me with that fluffy Barb headcanon... BARB give me all your bread made from your specialized starters lasdfkjldfkj. Everyone must know whose bread I'm eating!! Please that's such a cute way of being possessive and so totally his style. It's like this one is mine, but I'm not going to be loud about it or anything. I'm indicating it with my bread. I love it. I love him.
Once again, I know nothing of bread baking, but I would give my soul to have a sourdough starter experiment with Barbatos. It's such a cute little scenario, I absolutely love it.
Ahhh what would I do without you bringing all the baking knowledge to my ask box, 🥐 anon?? I'm really in love with all of these ideas!
#baby Beel he's so precious#Barb my true love I can't with you#I actually really like baking#I just don't have the time to do it usually#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me beelzebub#obey me barbatos#obey me mc#🥐 anon#misc answers
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Pleaseee please please more lecturer!aeri UNHOLY FUCK shes gorgeous
-🥐 (but drooling all over aeris thighs in desperation, panting with my tongue out like some thirsty mutt)😁
honestly i have like 8 billion more thoughts about aeri, not even lecturer!aeri, so if you want even more, just ask!
now to the business:
on the fluffier side, lecturer!aeri always attends events that your club puts on, pretending that she’s supporting the community. it sorta makes you shy that she shows up - she doesn’t have to, you’ve told her before, and you both know it makes things a little riskier when it comes to the student-teacher thing you have happening (even though you both know it’ll be finished soon, or at least you’ll pass her specific class that she teaches) she always makes sure to catch your eye, smiling as she talks to other students, knowing that you’d be staring at her and wishing you were with her right then and there
lecturer!aeri loves to grade work while you sit in her lap... or well, you like to sit in her lap while she grades work. its the glasses that make you go crazy, they just make her look really intelligent and nothing turns you on more than a woman who knows her stuff- aeri plays with your fingers first, then moves to the ends of your hair, then without you even asking she'd slide them up and under your top to knead your breasts. there's nothing on her face that says she even realises what she's doing, but then again, you can barely tell since every pinch or flick makes your eyes lid even further. then all of a sudden she's got this stupid smirk on her lips as her hands slide into your shorts, and she's pushing aside her laptop and pinning you down to the bed, focusing all her attention on you instead.
she's drawn a line - no fucking in her office. too many people enter throughout the day, and literally anyone would be able to see with all the glass paneling. but that doesn't mean she doesn't like a little bit of semi-public freakiness. sometimes she likes to pop the button of your pants at your favourite study spot in the library, or in one of the bathroom stalls, her hand covering your mouth so no moans escape. and you love it - her hands are so large, the feeling of them on your mouth just makes you hyper-aware of the size of her fingers that are prodding at your entrance.
on more than one occasion you've found yourself out clubbing and bumping into friends, aeri immediately blending into the crowd as not to get caught out. you chat with your friends, until one of them stops still and is like "holy fuck, is that aeri?" and everyone turns to look, comments like "woah, its weird seeing a lecturer in the wild...", etc. and all aeri does is subtly indicate to meet her in the bathroom where she'll no doubt fuck you sore.
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i like hands.. i like jake's hands
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Me too anon, me too 🤭
Gratis + cause till today’s day I’m not over this video:
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CellTw
Pac wanting Cellbit to bite him. Mark him up like a slab of carcass about to be processed with all the guide lines and such.
Just thinking about Pac slowly taking off his clothes after handing Cellbit a knife and Cellbit looking him over because damn he planned where Cellbit could slice with a sharpie. Where he would slowly plunge the scalpal or knife into him. This way he has control of the situation.
A quick "You're sure?"
Followed by "Don't go too crazy kitty" with a soft kiss.
Blood flavored kisses. Pac is a panting mess, looking down wary from blood loss as Cellbit is face deep in his organs. He lets Cellbit have a nibble or two before saying a safe word and Cellbit shoving a totem in his hand.
"again" he demands.
And so again Cellbit follows his chest down to his stomach and starts slicing him open.
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Hey. Hey. This is SO important to me. #1 you're insane for this. #2 THANK YOU. Pac being equally as fucked up as Cellbit, letting Cellbit work out his darkest needs and urges with him. Begging him to do it again.
When Cellbit ripped into him, it was the most loved he'd ever felt. The tender way Cellbit held him when he'd bitten into his leg, the kisses he'd trailed across his body. Warm and loving, yeah it hurt but everything in Pac's life has.
#qsmpnsfw#p@c#cellb!t#cannibalism#YES HOMOEROTIC DISECTION#let that man rearrange your guts#LITERALLY!!#thank you#please everyone send all your weird fucked up cannibalism and blood and gore shit to ME#blood and gore#should tag that#🥐 anon#welcome by the way <3
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noco shippers who say that alenoah sucks because they never interact... the irony is unreal. especially because alejandro and noah have more interactions than cody and noah 😭
im a multishipper (kinda) and i just never understand how yall can hate a ship that much like- theres no need to leave comments about how it makes no sense. barely any td ships make sense. your argument falls short
im not hating on noco. nowen, noco and nemma are all cute in their own way l. im just mad about noco shippers who attack us for no reason like bro, we aint do nothing towards yall.
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I went to a place where you put stuff from a buffet on a plate, add your sauces and they cook it on a big grill for you. Went with some of my guy friends.
I'm pretty tiny and they charge when you don't finish your food but like I couldn't fucking do it. And my friend, Y, was high as a kite and already wanting to go back for more so they just took the rest of my food too. Drove me crazy.
I was sitting in the back of the car with them and my friend A, had to drive me home so we all got ice cream and we're making the 45 minute drive back to my place. Ig Y was coming down because he couldn't finish his ice cream and started leaning on me. It was so cute I swear they were turning up the music so the guys in the front seat wouldn't hear him whimpering. I gave him some medicine I hope he doesn't hurt himself again because he looked kinda miserable but augh. I think I've got a crush now. Enby bitches with tummy aches...save me
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OMG 🥐 ANON!!! thank you for sharing, this actually reminded me of a kink concept that has been brewing in my brain for a while—
like you said, some places actually charge you for not finishing your food. i’ve never been to a place like that, but i swear i heard a story from someone about them getting this huge plate of fancy sushi at a restaurant in LA and stuffing themselves sick because they didn’t have the money to pay for the leftovers. i think the price was really steep, like 3 dollars per roll, so for every roll they left at the table, that was 3 dollars on their bill. i think this could be such a good fantasy scenario!! like being out on a date and your partner just STUFFING California rolls into their mouth, hardly even tasting them, just trying to get them down so your bill doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, and then having to nurse the tummy ache afterwards 💕🍣
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I love fluff and I love to imagine how it would be to go to sleep with Noah after one of their shows. Like during tour for example. He's dead tired but all cuddly and soft because hey, you're there for him, you had the chance to travel with them for a couple days, and he's so happy about it.
On the tour bus you two go to sleep early, and there's nobody else in the bunk beds yet. Everything is shrouded in darkness and the air is nice and cool. Of course it's your duty to make him fall asleep in your arms, caressing the stress away, kissing him softly until he falls in a sweet daze, and then falls asleep with a smile on his face....
Maybe I'll be writing a legit short fic about this.
🥐 anon
Hello anon! First off I rlly needed this one it’s been a long day so thank you :)
I think this is so sweet to think of it’s light and fluff and what I needed to hear
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you gotta write more jihyo fics rn, I've been tweaking since the news came out, like tf are you guys talking about she's literally next to me in bed rn AHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT DO THIS
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GIRL I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ONE JUST… LET ME… let me like try to make it work… soon… it’s related to the news and i have a very complex idea
basically in involves idol reader who’s jelly and friends w benefits so
let’s see if i commit
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🥐 anon
wait wait wait, what about
bat hybrid reader? Just a little dude, has bat wings and ears and is just so small, and the world is so big.
Like they see Batman and for some reason in their head they think he’s also a bat- so now they try to watch him in secret (spoiler, they are not very stealthy)
little guy who just wants to talk to older bat, but the bat doesn’t reply to their clicks- does he not like them 🥺
meanwhile platonic yandere batfam freaking out over how cute they are but not being able to understand their clicks or squeaks—
maybe I’ll send more later- late here but this has been in my mind
YEAHHH! Alfred end Damien understand somehow though. Their the only ones who can actually have a conversation with hybrid bat!reader so they usually stay around those two so they don’t feel lonely. The others are jealous so they are learning how to understand them so they can talk to them
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more kitchen barb thots
playing music while mc and barbatos are cooking, each doing their own tasks. mc starts swaying their hips to the music- knowingly or not, but its enough to distract barb once he notices and he cant help but continuing to glance over bc the movements are just so captivating he cant help but watch despite all his usual self control. muscle memory has to take over for his task to continue but eventually even that falters (hopefully not while hes chopping stuff lmao) but mc hears the change in rhythm/slight clattering of the bowl and obvs has to check if their cooking buddy is ok!! and barbatos barely manages not to stutter as he assures them hes fine, just a bit distracted because of an "upcoming event" or some other excuse but hes got a pink tint to his cheeks from nearly getting caught staring.
at this point mc can either be oblivious to the reality and just reach out to give a gentle reassuring arm squeeze and a reminder that theyre 'always here if you need anything, we can take a break to decompress for a few minutes :) ' or theyre wise abt it and decide to tease the poor butler and go up to him, turn him to face them and put a hand to his forehead ""checking for a fever"" (pressing their chest into his at the same time ;) ). pull him away from the busy counter and dote on him worried 'but barb your face is so warm! i dont want my favorite demon getting sick :( especially since you look so cute with a blush it would be so unfortunate if the cause was you not feeling well' but internally theyre all >:3 lets see what it takes for his resolve to crack
i feel like the moment you catch him off guard with this kinda thing if you just keep up the "innocent/unaware" flirt teasing it would make it more and more difficult for him to pull it back together. but if he gets that moment then he'll start teasing back. this may be ooc rip and it got Way long but scenarios are fun lol
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Oh welcome back, 🥐 anon!
One of my favorite things about Barb is the way he teases. However, I also think it's fantastic when the tables are turned and he's the one who's flustered.
The thing about this guy is that he isn't easily flustered, but if there is anyone who can accomplish it without even noticing, it's absolutely MC. I have actually written scenes (though I think they later got scrapped) where Barbatos straight up cuts himself while chopping vegetables because of something MC did or said. So not like him! But that's the point! MC makes him do things he wouldn't normally do. And he can either lean into it or try to resist it and I think you end up with different scenarios depending on which way he decides to go.
MC's reaction certainly matters, too. If they're oblivious, I think Barbatos could safely pretend nothing happened and move on, but I also think he could be the one who teases MC and gets them all flustered.
But a wise MC who's all I'm just trying to make sure you're okay! Listen. I very much think that Barbatos would have a hard time controlling himself at that point. Even if he knows that MC is doing it on purpose. Maybe even more if he knows.
The best thing about Barb is that I feel like I can write him being a real troublemaker where he just messes with MC a lot, but I can also write him being the one who is easily flustered. Like yeah he's got that rigid facade, but you can say beneath it there is a man who is fully aware of what he's doing and deliberately does things just to get a reaction out of MC. Or you could say that beneath it is a suppressed man that gets blushy when you start to tease him. However, I do think either way he'd eventually give in because MC is the only person for whom he is lenient about anything ever.
MC might tease him and fluster him and get him all riled up, but as soon as he realizes what's going on, he starts playing into it. I think he'd use the whole situation to his advantage. Especially if he's like yes let's take a break because secretly he wants to get naughty but he doesn't want to mess up the kitchen lol.
#you could go either way and I like both options#but my favorite thing is always Barb losing control#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me barbatos#🥐 anon#misc answers
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hiii new anon here >< im new so im not sure if you ever have but id love to know your thoughts on breeding kink leehan ???
also if i could be 🥐 anon ? if its not taken !!! if it is 🥯 works too :)
hii my love!!!! ofc u can!!
i looooove breeding with leehan! i think he'd be into it,, but i dont think its something he thinks about until it happens. like his hands are holding onto your hips, and you both know you're closing to cumming, so you tell him to cum inside you. to which he does of course, and he thinks it's the hottest thing you guys have ever done. he'd think about it for the next 2 weeks, and every time he would, he would get hard from it,,, that's when he realizes he's got a breeding kink.
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I found this collab with @eileen-crys last year, It was an honor to make this video with her :3
This beans :3
#brian may#brian may fanart#brianmayedit#freddie mercury#freddie mercury fanart#john deacon#john deacon fanart#queen fanart#queen#roger taylor#roger taylor fanart#quaso#quaso meme#🥐#🥐anon#my queen art#collabs
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hii :D i have a request! i'm dealing with friend issues and i'm scared i'll lose someone so-
is it okay if i request something for josuke comforting the reader (gn or masc idc) after a fight with a friend? like, he finds y/n crying and he just holds them? sorta hurt/comfort?
( also can i be 🥐 anon? :D )
-🍓 Character(s): Josuke
-🍓 Type of reader: M!Reader (can be seen as gn!reader)
-🍓 Category: SFW
-🍓 Warning(s): None(?)
-🍓 Note: :O a new anon?
-🍓 Edited: ❌
“Have you seen Y/n?” Josuke asked someone only for them to say no.
That was the tenth person that said no and he was getting worried.
Where could you possibly be?
He wandered around for a bit till he came to a quiet and empty area which he decided to search.
As Josuke searched for you he could hear soft and quiet cries which he decided to follow and there you were, back rested against the wall as you hugged your knees, crying into them.
“Y/n..” He mumbled making you jump and quickly wipe away your tears.
“O...Oh hey Josuke. What are you doing here? Haha..” You nervously laughed as he stood up from your crouched position, eyes still puffy and red as if you’d been crying for the longest now.
“Why were you crying? What happened? Did someone say something to you? Do you want me to beat the crap out of them?” Josuke bombards you with questions making you lightly laugh.
“It’s nothing..there was just something in my ey—” “Bullshit.” Josuke cut you off catching you by surprise.
“Pardon?”
“I want you to tell me why you’re so upset right now Y/n..please?” He begged, a pleasing and sympathetic look spreading across his face only making you frown as your eyes began to water up again, in no time you were crying once again, but harder just like a storm cloud.
“I got into…a fight with (random name)..they got really mad at me and...said I was an awful friend..” You spoke in between sobs and sniffles. Josuke gently pulled you into a hug as he rubbed circles on your back, slowly swaying your body to help calm you down.
“It’s okay Y/n..let it out. Breath in..breath out..” Josuke whispered, his voice soft and much gentler than usual.
Josuke ended up staying with you the whole time as you calmed down and even after you calmed down just to keep an eye on you and make sure you were alright.
You appreciated that.
-🍓tags: @jkloserdazai @reallyromealone @secretivemessenger @lostsomewhereinthegarden
#🥐anon❤︎#josuke joestar#josuke x male reader#josuke x you#josuke x y/n#josuke x reader#fiction#anime#fluff#male reader#jojo bizzare adventure#jjba x male reader
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sugar daddy Capt. Hook…… 🥐
ABSOLUTELY! 😍
I fully headcanon that Captain Hook would be Sugar Daddy material!
Like...maybe the reason Neverland tolerates him so much is because he's a big baller. His pocket change could buy out a few businesses if he so desired. He could make or break a company with one visit.
So he would absolutely spoil his lover. The best Neverland has to offer laid out at your feet without him so much as blinking. Shopping at high-end stores, eating at the best restaurants, and anything else that strikes your fancy.
Anything for his precious love 😌
#🥐 anon#sugar daddy material#Captain Hook#peter returns#neil newbon captain hook#Captain Hook headcanons#neil newbon headcanons#the void answers
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im losin- i lost my marbles
im wet
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMky8Kbx/
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2 DIFF PEOPLE SEDNDING ME THIS TIKTOK FHDGDN YEAHHHHSSS I HAVE SEEN IT HE'S SOOOOO MY BOY
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