#anyway here's my 3am brainrot

[cassmouse]

'Honkai: Star Rail is a turn-based game'

Seele:

#idk if this has been done before lmao #but here we are #as her voice actor said... #is it really a turn based game if Seele gets five turns in a row #I say this as someone who doesn't actually have seele lmao #I wish #when she has a rerun (hopefully) #anyway here's my 3am brainrot #honkai star rail #honkai star rail meme #honkai #honkaiposting #hsr #hsr meme #Seele #hsr seele

[thereapersgambit]

Here's a 3am post about Lenore and Annabel Lee's death. If the logic isn't...there it's because I just woke up from it being too hot to sleep.

Anyway, in some earlier posts I made it clear that I believe Anna and Leo most likely died by their fathers' hand after they were found out to be scheming to get married and run away together.

But I was having my daily Nevermore brainrot when a thought popped up in my head about the latest class specifically it's location, Mystery Manor. The goal: to get to the Widow's watch and ring the bell.

But if a student were to get up there after getting past every Specterd being, they have to face the last one: The Lady in White.

Now, I've been thinking that it may not be just a coincidence since the Widow's Watch correlates more to Annabel's Spectre than anyone. It also led me to believe that Annabel wasn't the one to die first. Lenore was, making her a widow. Technically, it doesn't make sense sense she was yet to be married but died before it but I still went along with the thought.

It got me thinking of the next person who could've taken an opportunity to find out who Lenore was and kill her which is the other potential suitor and childhood friend of Annabel. Okay, now I still think Annabel's father still killed her but back to the suitor. Her social season is ending and he just so happens to show up to take what he thinks was always his. Annabel's hand in marriage.

So he pulls up and sees this Leo guy succeeding to court Anna and gets suspicious. It reminds me of Jafar from Aladdin so can we just refer to him as such in this post for now lol. Anyway, Jafar suddenly wants to get to the bottom of who this Leo guy is and find out that he isn't a guy at all. He may even fimd out he's plotting with Annabel Lee.

This causes him to go start snitchin to Anna's father. Or even wanting to get revenge on their big day because Mr. Whitlock doesn't believe him at all. So he shoots Lenore first and tries to expose Annabel for their scheming.

There would be conflict between Annabel, Jafar and her father about knowing she was a girl. This could lead to Mr. Whitlock killing her for this. It's unexpected from everyone, especially Annabel Lee who expected to habe her father by her sode always. Whether he thought killing her would be, in a sick and twisted way, for her own good I really don't know.

But that's the gist of this theory. It's been forty minutes and I might look for a snack or go back to bed but thanks for reading and don't be afraid to add on, debunk, whatever it is but just no hate or I'll cry and that's a threat.🚶🏾‍♀️see ya.

#lenore nevermore #nevermore webtoon #annabel lee nevermore #nevermore webcomic #white raven #annabel lee whitlock #lenore vandernacht #nevermore #theory

[ughgoaway]

it really is a mental health dip kind of a month i swear seasonal depression is mf real 😔💔 but while you take a backseat on writing etc (idk how you guys write so often like burn out would hit me after the second sentence 😭💀) here's some insane brainrot and perhaps inspo but mainly just blurb like comfort to think ab bc honestly why lie matthew may be a headache but he really is the best of distractions in such times <3 (here's to hoping some serotonin will roll its way over to both of us)

(dad matty universe ofc bc well-)

- matty singing his songs to baby annie and absolutely dying when she'd giggle to it

- babysitting annie mid studio sessions like can you just imagine the boys producing and recording and annie taking turns sleeping in each of their laps etc 😭😭

- matty calling adam at the randomest times to ask for parenting advice (crying)

- the very idea of matty holding a sleeping annie in his arms as they both doze off will actually kill me i swear

- any thought remotely related to dad matty doing dad things honestly

- like imagine him packing her school lunches etc and including little notes for her kms

- the boys taking annie on trips etc like imagine them all at the zoo gn

(honestly a pre-reader blurb list/prequel may be a need somewhere down the line-)

anyways yes I totally do not.... think about dad matty......like at all......

bff anon is going to run away and disappear now 😍 xx

(late to respond to this bc I am still violently ill lol)

YES BFF HI!!!! seasonal depression is EARLY this year!! honestly, I don't get it either. Some writers literally write every day... if I did that, I'd die. I don't even write that much, and I still burn out so quickly

okay I don't have the mental capacity rn to discuss each idea in depth but let me just say; YES YES YES YES YES I LOVE IT.

(not very) brief comments on each one below the cut;

- matty singing people to baby Annie and she is just laughing like crazy... yes.

- do not even put this into my head. the idea of baby Annie sitting in Ross' lap while he plays bass. Or Adam takes her from matty when he needs to record a little vocal take, and he and Annie wave from the other side. Matty promptly messes up that take because he's busy making heart eyes at his beautiful baby (and after much pressure, he reluctantly says he was making heart eyes at hann too...) Or she's sitting in George as he produces something, she giggles and presses a button. at first George is like, "No!" But then he plays it, and he's like, "...wait that kinda bangs, " and annie gets a producer credit!!!!

(side note imagine them including an accidental take at the end of a song of Annie babbling or laughing... people are like "what is that cute laughter at the end?" and matty is like "💞❤️💖my baby girl💖❤️💞")

- it's like 12am, and Adam is just getting into bed when he gets a facetime from matty who is PANICKING. Adam is immediately like "bro, what's up", all he can hear in the background is SCREAMING bc Annie is clearly unhappy. matty is freaking tf out because "I can't find her stuffed rabbit Adam. it's been 2 hours. she won't stop crying. I don't know what to do and -" and Adam cuts him off like "matty, calm down, it's okay. didn't you put it in that weird pocket of your bag in the studio today?" and matty looks like he could literally cry of joy and just is like "YES I LOVE YOU BRO. BYE. SLEEP WELL." and abruptly hangs up, leaving Adam laughing and carly asking."oh god, what did matty need"

- perhaps a long day in the studio and matty is like "I'll just rock Annie to sleep on the sofa in the other room, be back in 10" and he simply... does not return. George comes in prepared to have a go at matty for being a helicopter dad when he sees them both open mouth snoring on the sofa lol.

- the idea of messy hair 3am matty trying to test the temperature of the milk on his wrist but getting confused at what it's meant to feel like. simultaneously rocking a screaming Annie and just trying not to also scream.

- OHMYGODDDD. like she's a little older, and it starts with a little note explaining something in her lunch, and she comes home SO EXCITED because "it was a note from you, Daddy!!! it's like we're spies sending secret letters!!!" And obviously, matty is now in full spy mode. they create a secret code, and he decorates them to say "top secret" on the outside. the notes are always things like "love you peanut! have a good day!" But we can play pretend okay.

- maybe Annie has become obsessed with penguins recently (Ross is obviously encouraging this and loves her giggles whenever he shows her his tattoo) and matty wants to show her irl penguins. matty offhandedly mentions him and Annie are going to the zoo tomorrow for the first time and the other boys are like "HMM??? WITHOUT US???" especially Ross bc like... hello he got her into penguins... the audacity from matty to be silent??? so they all are like "we're coming." thus a group trip to the zoo happens, and hann brings his little one and its just a family affair. sooo many pictures, especially Annie seeing her very first penguin and a group shot that a very confused old woman took for them (seriously, why are there 4 grown tattooed men with two children crying at penguins???)

these thoughts became much less concise as time went on...

I might have to do some prequel/early dad matty blurbs... if yall are interested???

#all of these ideas actually had me sobbing #i am feeling ever so slightly better so here are my rambles #if you want any of these expanded... let me know #anon! #bff anon <33333 #teacher au!

[r4in-nsfw]

hi-lo!! my 3am thoughts will be the death of me, i swear-

but, anyways, i wanna brainrot dump what’s been spinning around in my head for a while now:

1) so, we all know foolishs team for mcc, unfortunately, did not win. so i’m imagining like, right after mcc, he comes out of his room and sees you in the kitchen. now, i have two thoughts here: one being that he just fucks you over the counter because he’s so frustrated from working so hard. or the softer one: he sees you and just nuzzles his head in your neck and you ask him what’s wrong. but you don’t even need to when you look at him. you know he lost after hours upon hours and hours of practicing for this. so you guys cuddle in his room whilst watching a show and having food delivered.

2) punz had me in shambles rn. the instagram story posts?! like, excuse me sir? he’s been looking extra 😵‍💫, yk? i loved the hall long hair SO much. but i’m loving the new hair a little too much🫠

3) a threesome with sapnap and dream pls. like, sapnap is visiting george in the uk with tina and karl. and your his s/o. you’re home with dream rn cuz he couldnt go and you felt bad so you stayed. you didn’t want him to be home alone. but, sapnap textes dream the okay to fuck you, more details but i’m trying to be quick LMAO, anyways, dream takes him up on this offer. later on, dream does fuck you and sends a video to sapnap. along with extra pictures of his cum leaking out of you.

4) karl is so hot. did you see the picture of him wirh rings on whilst holding the kitty?!?! he’s so 😩🫶🏼

-🎧

Oh my god yes!!! Im gonna have to agree with you on the photo of karl with the cat, that one longer ring on his ring finger! LIKE SIR PLEASE. CHOKE. thats all i have to say. thank you for blessing me with these <3

#karl jacobs smut #foolish imagine #dream x reader smut #sapnap smut

[orbdotexe]

(This is... an old post I just rediscovered in my drafts, and figured "oh hey, i haven't been posting a lot again, why not". it is another song post tho so might be annoying, but blehh. Mostly unedited:)

I think it is a well known fact at this point that I am extremely unwell about Crane Wives songs and Exile. so here's another post about both bc... hhhhhnnm. exile. and its 3am again. uh

anyway, I know I talked to Cryptid awhile back about Canary In A Coal Mine, but I'm listening to it again (and again. and again) and the Brainrot is Bad.

You and I are friends of empty graves, black air and black, black lungs Am I the only thing that keeps you safe when the light is gone?

I hear the word "grave" and think. That Grave. i Will cry if someone makes me go into detail about my thoughts on it again (this is an invitation) On a. slightly more normal note. Wolf to Crow. He's taken up their mantle as the Hero of the City, it's beloved champion and symbol of hope. The two of them are the canaries - when things go wrong, they take the fall. Also consider, for the first line: Red War and graves that couldn't be filled, with bodies that were never found.

But if in the end I lose my voice Will you forget about your love for me?

I just keep thinking about when Forsaken comes and goes, and the Vanguard getting no response from Ghost and Wolf - But also when they're exiled without being given a chance to defend themself. They lost their voice, and their home - their family.

Their Nightmare of the Speaker, in Haunted, taunts them for being unable to speak up for themself and saying they deserve it for thinking they were enough to stand against the Darkness (or even enough at all). They barely stand up to him there, either.

"But I still hold out hope that maybe someday / I'll be worth more than all the silence left in my wake"

My brain keeps defaulting to my own bs, so I'm inflicting it again bc it might as well be the only thing I think about ever: "(...) self-destructing and giving their last, accepting that they could never be understood in life and letting go so that maybe they could be understood in death."

"And when you break the surface all without me / Please don't return me to the dark of all the memories"

"Know that all my love will be your breath. I will save you when your lights go out."

if you don't already know what the deal about canaries is (I have no idea how big of a thing it is), canaries were historically used by coal miners to tell when the oxygen was getting too toxic to be breathable. When the canary got lethargic and stopped singing, the miners knew to get out. hence the "Canary Curse" on the guy who dies first every season. F

#old tags: #The Forsaken Exile #Orb rambles #never let anyone tell you i'm any form of sane. #but the Crane Wives are SO GOOD please please go listen to them #if you don't like a song the first time. listen to it a second time #because all of my favorite songs by them have been like that #the moon will sing. the hand that feeds. curses. tongues and teeth. All of them #you should also listen to all of them btw #songs songs songs songs i love. songs. yes i am a perfectly normal destiny player i promise what are you talking about #also how the hell does mr. Canary Curse manage to do that. how is he the first out of the game every single time #poor guy is getting drawn with canary wings now #new tags: #i have no idea why i never posted this? it might've been that i had been posting a lot of song posts. idk #this is from july 1st... god okay its been almost 6 months #on another note- #Heyyyyy Mr. Canary Curse wasn't dead first this past season! #saw some headcanons that mumbo (? who died first) was held in some purgatory until jimmy actually died #so the curse was still upheld. p cool idea #but you guys also probably have no idea what im talking about so. im done lmao

[anxqel]

𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙨.

﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋﹋

- pairing; muzan k. x reader

- summary; a oneshot/whatever the fuck this is(a 3am brainrot) about how muzan would turn his precious darling human into a demon.

- notes; if grammarly tries to correct 'muzan' to 'susan' onE MORE TIME I WILL GO APE SHI- anyways i'm a hoe for fluffy muzan, can you tell?

- warnings; fem reader, mentions of eating(eating other people), very soft(very ooc) muzan, a bit suggestive.

How you'd gotten here, you truly didn't know. You'd met the raven-haired man one warm autumn night, the moon shone brightly in the sky and the stars twinkled, much like how his eyes sparkled in amusement at yourself, you never feared him, even after you'd found out his true identity, honestly, you didn't believe him at first and laughed it off, but after seeing his inhuman eyes and sharp claws you'd accepted your fate, trapped within the maws of a blood-hungry beast, yet you didn't struggle, instead embraced it, his cold skin pressed against yours was intoxicating and you'd vowed to always be his, and his alone.

His hands traveled up your thigh, and though your breaths were shallow and quick, skin prickling at his dangerous touch, your mind was elsewhere, stuck on a thought that had crept up on you and refused to leave your mind.

This didn't go unnoticed by your partner, hands coming to a halt, digging into your flesh in a deliciously painful way. You whined, turning your head to look at him, his lips were turned down slightly, nearly pouting, along with his eyebrows stitching together. "What is it, darling." He hummed, now massaging the reddening crescent shapes his nails left on your skin.

You nibbled on your bottom lip, eyes glancing anywhere but his face, your cheeks were already flushed from the previous activities but you felt them heating up even more. You didn't know how to bring this up with him, any time you had his undivided attention was spent in the bedroom or quietly enjoying his presence before he'd have to leave again for god knows how long.

With your lack of response, Muzan's hand slipped from your yukata, the hand gently grasping at your chin, tilting your head to look at him. The warmth that you felt from his fingertips, you knew was not his but from your skin that he had found himself caressing, but it was still comforting nonetheless. Your heart skipped a beat as you saw his eyes, glowing faintly as the pale moonlight cast shadows on his face. Your lips curved upwards softly, you could almost see the concern that lay deep in those pools of blood red, concern you knew he'd deny.

Sucking in a breath, you gathered your thoughts.

"I... want you to turn me into a demon," Your eyes failed to meet his once again, falling to his chest, where his tie was loose and a few of the buttons on his shirt were undone, a tease to what the night could have had in store for you.

Not even a moment passed before he answered. "No." Short, simple, and less than sweet, you found yourself ready to protest, and explain why you wanted to, but your lips were sealed as Muzan continued, leaning towards your neck and placing a few chaste kisses on your artery, relishing in the quickened thrumming of your heartbeat.

"If I were to turn you, my beautiful girl," -A kiss for each word, traveling up your neck and along your jaw- "It would be in a nice and more tasteful location, when the moon is full and high, with plenty of food so you can eat your fill, and I'd be there by your side for as long as you needed."

You were now trapped, caged between your lover's arms and the bedding underneath you, lips parted gently as you processed his words. "Do not mistake my hesitance, darling, I simply only want the best for my queen, the lady that will be by my side for the rest of my life."

There was a dark tone to his voice, but your mind didn't seem to care, your heart gushed, a smile tugging at your lips, Muzan was taken aback, though you'd smiled at him many times, this one, in particular, felt... different. Your arms wrapped around his neck, pulling him down for a long, honey-sweet kiss.

"Okay," You said softly, surely your pupils had become the shape of love hearts by now, you were drowning, drowning in your never-ending love for him, and he was just as enamored with you as you were him.

If you'd have to wait just a little longer to ensure the rest of your life could be spent by his side, then so be it.

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30/9/22.

- anxgel

masterlist.

#kimetsu no yaiba muzan #demon slayer muzan #demon slayer #muzan smut #muzan kibutsuji #muzan x you #muzan x reader #muzan x y/n #anime #x reader #female reader #oneshots

[purplehirako]

It's 3AM here I'm having the worst food intoxication of my life so I went to watch bleach and got the brainrots again anyways

New hc now but hahaha what if when Shinji got his bankai he didn't really knew what it did so he went to put on a lil' show for the fifth division and then it was a fucking massacre :)))) and his captain at the time died to protect him but like if everything gets inverted why was his captain trying to protect him instead of attacking him does that mean his captain saw him as a threat and--

#i like making shinji live fucked up scenarios #yeah u fucking skinny idiot i'm giving u so much trauma #not that canon already didn't give him trauma but i'm giving him more #anyways the entire thing got slipped under the rug #and since the division had lost its captain and miss fucked up was right there why not u know #shinji hirako #bleach #hc #this has absolutely no basis in canon but boy i wish it was

[dracwife]

CRINGE singles in YOUR AREA

^ full of love (for me)

its promo time or w/e .

i'm dex im 21 and i can fill your dash with untagged ugly old men . i love horror and old tv and film and you'll find basically only that on my blog and f/o list . im so sorry

i am known to make funnie relatable posts and fun little reblog games . i also sometimes black out and when i wake up drawings have appeared on my canvas and sometimes i write fanfiction about me kissing fake old men at like 3am (not clickbait)

im the #1 quantum leap connoisseur i know this because sam beckett is my husband basically.

anyways. some other weird old men you can find on my f/o list are james wilson (house md), travis hackett (the quarry), jeanluc picard (star trek tng), and ash williams (evil dead). i also love the a team and im a professional doc brown romanticist. i currently have xena warrior princess brainrot and probably will post about my s/i like 450 times a day though sorry

my whole list can be found here on my carrd along with my dni. i block pretty liberally so best read before interacting. anyways follow me and i can me cringe and free on your dash.

#if this ends up in main tags w/e idec anymore #dex.promo #selfship #f/o #self shipping #self ship #f/o community #self ship community

[noramoons]

RECS TAG GAME

tagged by @lixesque + @petrichor-han + @decembermoonskz , thank you all sm for thinking of me !! 🧡🧡

rules: recommend 5 or more of your own works that you would rec to someone asking what they should read first & explain a little bit about the work. these can be the most popular, the ones you think are underrated, or your own favorites! then tag five other writers!

1. for reasons wretched and divine. [nsfw, 93k]

big huge surprise to everyone i’m sure 😻 in all seriousness, this was the first fic i posted on this blog, and it means the world to me. this series is seventeen chapters of combining all my favorite interests at the time (skz + greek mythology + demons) caused by severe brainrot from the kingdom wolfgang performance. i woke up that july morning last year, watched the video, and then thought abt what would become this fic for literally the next seven months 😭 it was a very fun write and i’m very grateful for the feedback i’ve received on it!

2. by my side. [nsfw, 15k+]

my ongoing minho bodyguard au series! this one’s got a little bit of everything: enemies to lovers (AND childhood friends to lovers), mutual pining, two main characters that are too stubborn/dumb to admit they like each other, and an underlying mystery that connects both of them in more ways than one 😯

3. feels like we only go backwards. [nsfw, 8.5k]

i debated for quite a while about adding “if this feels personal, that’s because it is!” in the tags when i posted this, because that’s exactly what this was: (VERY LOOSELY) based on some things that had happened/were happening to me at the time with someone i had been interested in on and off for several years. this fic depicts that, as well as a few discussions about what happens when you continuously prioritize someone else’s feelings/comfort over yours in any relationship, especially a messy one. frat boy!changbin is also very important to me and i will continue to push this agenda whenever i get the chance 😌

4. for the record (player). [sfw, 1k]

this is the shortest piece on this list, but i’m still very proud of this one. i rlly like the overall softness in this (compared to the other fics on this list LOL)—it’s a coworkers au, and it’s about being able to take care of someone like minho who might not always look after himself the best and having a nice little 3am dinner + dance in the kitchen anyway <3

5. what lies beneath (teaser). [sfw]

okay i’m taking a page out of rain’s book by recommending a work that i technically haven’t finished yet LOL but working on this fic has really reminded me how much i enjoy writing fantasy-adjacent stories—i think it may actually be my favorite genre to write. this is my first fic for ateez, and it’s about accidentally discovering siren!hongjoong on a summer trip to the beach (and maybe falling in love with him?? 🤭🤭), but you know all along that your time with him has to be limited. (right? …….)

i also want to mention one of my other wips here bc y’all. i am so excited for seasons (waiting on you) to be posted—it has been a huge outlet (LMAO) for me recently and i’m really proud of how it’s come along. it’s my first time writing for txt, and i haven’t had this kind of inspo for a fic in a while—it’s been a fun exercise in working through all the emotions you go through during a long and unexpected breakup, and i’m so excited for you all to read it too.

tagging: @nightlychans @sulfurcosmos @h0neydewmoon @seung-scrittore @starlighthan and anyone else who would like to talk about their works !! <33

#maybe i’ll post a teaser later for seasons too 🤔🤔 #🍊: tag games

[arlecchno]

you never fail to keep me up til 3am to catch up on MA istg (/pos) its so hard to keep myself from squealing and going batshit insane whenever i get to read the cute parts SHDKDJKS . i also love trying to solve these fictional cases in my head as i read (both of the ones ive solved before main cast were serial killer cases , isnt that just a /craaaazy/ coinkadink ahaha) . i was like 🤏 close to making a meme-y google slides bulletin board for my theories like i did with another one HAHAH — anyways , your writing is sooo nice its literally so easy to immerse into your chapters its insane and im such a sucker for whatever the fuck subgenre (?) MA is . its honestly one of my top favorite fics all time (like , you combined so much of my favorite things - how have you done this ?! scara , rivals/enemies to lovers , slowburn , forced proximity AND a fucking detective au ??? im sold .) if only i had more scara likers to share it with SIGH … anyways , before i get more carried away than i already got ill do us a favor and cut myself off . i absolutely adore MA . HUGE thanks to you for writing such a masterpiece , OKAY BYEEE :D

- jellyfish (if i ever come back LOL interacting is so scary HEIDJEJ)

jellyfish, whoever you are, wherever you are right now, i love you. seriously. i have been sobbing uncontrollably reading this.

also the fact that you were also trying to solve the case for this series is SO!!! COOL!!! you have a specific board for your theories on solving cases on fics like these??? and you've solved them before the main cast did??? absolutely fucking amazing dude i can't imagine the many theories you have in mind while figuring out who the serial killers are... even i can't wrap my head around my own fic sometimes.

and i won't deny that all of those subgenres are my favourite too!!! it's insane how i managed to gather them all up into one fic. i'm really glad there are people that sincerely enjoy reading genres of fics that revolve around crimes and unsolvable murder cases, and i'm glad everyone here liked my version of it! thank you so much for sending me this long ask, as i too, have gotten myself carried away by writing this as i brainrot over ma once again, lots of love to you, jellyfish !

#h answers #i'm gonna continue sobbing after this #jellyfish <3

[entertainment-or-death]

finally joined ao3 and my first post is a crackfic. on brand for me, actually. then I made 7 site skins and stopped when the time hit 3am. because we love messing up our sleep schedules, don't we?

anyways my ao3 account is the same username as here, and I'll probably be posting mainly tfa Blitzwing headcanons since that's where the brainrot currently is, so head on over if you can stand that /j

(link to crackfic about decepticons v microwave:)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47097952

#new ao3 author #transformers animated #tfa blitzwing #decepticons vs microwave #crackfic #link at bottom of post

[cyandocs]

So I've got the 3am brainrot and I want to get this thought process out of my head.

Does anyone remember the horror movie "Blessed"? I swear I saw commercial after commercial of this movie like it was supposed to be this big summer horror blockbuster, but I didn't hear about it again until a little while after and my mom put it on.

I knew it was about a pregnant lady and that's about it, so my initial thought was like... Rosemary's Baby, right? Maybe a remake. From what I remember- this was a while ago- one summary said she was having a CLONE baby. And I was like, ok cool, maybe she's having the clone of a serial killer or the devil, somehow.

But (spoilers ahead, I guess):

It's basically this boring, nothing-happening drama focusing mainly on this woman's pregnancy after she gets inseminated through this, I guess, shady clinic? They seem pretty legit. She has a few spooky moments here and there, but it's mostly pretty tame. I guess she learns pretty late into it that they weren't trustworthy, or whatever, and like, fit to BURST, is suddenly having a conversation with the original creator? I think? Or literally just some guy. (It's been a WHILE.) And he tells her some ridiculous mumbo-jumbo about the process that she's been put through, and apparently her babies (she's having twins, spooky) are EVIL. BECAUSE. And I SHIT YOU NOT BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY LINE BURNED INTO MY BRAIN: The guy literally says it's because they are "Spawns of SCIENCE!" Not SATAN, SCIENCE. And he tries to help her essentially kill them before they're born, but she goes into labor anyway and gives birth to them. The dad and the EMTs that are holding them seem like, concerned. Like they're visibly weird, or something, right?

But they suddenly JUMP into the future, a Halloween party with the twin girls as little blonde (identical, of course) The Shining ripoffs, dressed in angel costumes to really BRING HOME all that irony. And they blow up some annoying kids head WITH THEIR MINDS. BECAUSE SCIENCE.

I swear I thought I was at least getting some sort of cruddy gory Rosemary's Baby ripoff, or an interesting thriller about playing God, but I think I was tricked into watching a two hour long Evangelical Presentation about how abortion in the third trimester is apparently ok if you've been artificially inseminated because the child is an UNHOLY DEMON and you should have just STAYED INFERTILE YOU HEATHEN.

And the kids were NORMAL. All of this allusion to them being like, maybe devil babies with tails or sum shit? Nah. Apparently the VIBE was just off when they were born.

Anyway all the weird snippets of that movie playing in my brain were preventing me from sleeping, so enjoy my totally-not-researched impromptu roast of Blessed.

#movies #movie review #a half-baked movie review #I saw this movie years ago #and I don't even wanna look it up #Spoilers for the horror film Blessed? I guess? #3am brain rot #couldn't sleep until I got this out of my brain

[francium-hydroxide]

Day 1: Elections

decided to do @tntduo-brainrot-is-real's lil valantines day week thingy bc why not. fun fact i wrote this in an hour ish , it's quite short (678 words) & i am too tired to proof read this or check if it makes any sense bc its almost 3am right now. this was a very last minute thing bc i realised i have not written anything since christmas & wanted to write something

Oh! and this was also heavily inspired by @lunelicmoone's election arc post here, especially with the whole c!quackity inserting dirty jokes into his debates that would infuriate c!wilbur. idk if i did it justice but i tried :') anyways enough rambling & i hope you enjoy <3

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Wilbur could feel his face burning so much that it could’ve might as well burn him alive from the inside out. Slowly and agonisingly.

He could lie and claim that it was due to the fact that he had been standing under the sun for the past half hour, which though was true, only made up 15% of the reason.

The other 85% was contributed by Quackity- formally recognised as the opposition side, because this was a debate, and informally known as a pain in the ass, because he was.

Once the latter had finished up the last of his answers to the question, the debate moderator, nodded before proceeding onto another question.

“What would you say is your best quality and how would you use it to benefit Lmanburg? Wilbur?”

“Right so,” He coughed, quickly turning his attention to the crowd in front of them and smiled. “ Firstly, I can confidently say that my finest quality i-”

“Your mouth.”

The two podiums were only just a couple feet away from each other on the stage, and unfortunately just because you’re no longer looking at your rival, doesn’t mean you won’t be able to hear every little comment he makes.

Wilbur rolled his eyes, less subtly as he would’ve liked as it seemed to raise a weird look from a couple people in the crowd.

But the show must go on. He couldn’t let a few dirty jokes ruin his reputation, not at this point.

“Is my optimism. I believe my ability to think of the positives rather than focusing on the negatives can not only allow me to make more rational decisions, but create better connections with my people. As for any setbacks and failures we may face in the future, I personally find them important for our growth as a nation. Because you see, failure is not the end, but often the start of something new.”

“Was my answer really that bad? I mean i guess I could also mention your-”

Wilbur immediately spoke louder into the mic, trying to drown out whatever Quackity was trying to say next.

He really didn't want to know.

He continued rambling on a while longer, and every now and then would his eyes find themselves glancing at Quackity, his attention would also waver ever so slightly to the comments muttered under his breath.

“That would be all, thank you.”

A scattered applause was heard and Wilbur nodded at the moderator at the side of the stage, who then passed the exact same question to the opposition side.

“Well I’m so glad you asked that.” Quackity grinned and Wilbur watched the way his opponent carried himself in just that five seconds. Unbothered yet confident, calm with a slight bit of charm in his voice.

If he had to be honest, he admired that- worthy competition.

“I believe my greatest quality is my leadership skills. It’s important to have these skills as they can be applied every day.”

Wilbur noticed the latter looking at him briefly.

“Or night.” Quackity continued to smile innocently. “Because who knows, maybe it can apply in places you would never expect.”

Wilbur hated that.

He hated that he had been doing this whole gimmick since question one. He hated how nobody except for him had been catching onto his comments. He hated how easy it was for him to get away with everything so far.

He hated how Quackity deliberately looked at him and dripped each word with honey because he knew that no matter how much Wilbur tried, he couldn’t resist such sweet things. No matter how much Wilbur wanted to ignore Quackity, he couldn’t. And for fuck sake, why was that? Why does he eat the honey knowing that the sweet syrup would betray him and leave him choking on it instead of feeling good?

Why. Why. Why.

The sun was getting hotter and the collar of Wilbur’s blouse was sticking more and more to his body.

His eyes wandered the opponent next to him. His opponent. The one who’s collarbone was glistening with sweat and hands moved about erratically as he got his point across.

He didn't know why and maybe he was better off not knowing.

#tntduo valentine's day week 2022 #tntduo #wilbur soot #quackity #dream smp #tntblr

[denkamis]

misc. reki kyan x gn reader hc’s.

masterlist.

warnings: none! just fluffy reki brainrot :))

notes: i’m so nervous oh lord this is my first actual post on my blog but ah- i hope you enjoy regardless! i love this boy sfm i— anyway. as mei puts it, i like ‘em dumb and damaged 🥴 jkjk, he deserves the world even if he breaks his bones as much as deku does :))

he doodles a lot on his arms. like sticker designs and just tiny tattoos he wants to get for later. but probably won’t get bc he’s too pussy

he gets so excited showing you new designs he made up

i’m thinking lots of spontaneous dates between you two. like getting pancakes at 3am bc he was hungry

or you two standing in the middle of a corner store with two tubs of ice cream in hand

you guys have matching keychains (they’re tiny skateboards bc he is very original)

he texts you all the time, i can’t explain it, he just does

also shows off new tricks to you

and SKATING VIDEOS OF HIM OMG

if you don’t skate, he would definitely try to teach you. it didn’t matter if you were good or bad at it, he just really enjoyed sharing his number one passion with you

he holds your hands and if you’re super shaky and looking down at your feet, he would bump your head gently with his and say something sweet like “my eyes are up here, sweetheart!”

cheesy mfer

HOWEVER if you do like skating, he custom makes a board for you but get this

y’all are matching. like the art on the bottom of your boards are matCHING

he’s all “:D do you like it, babe?”

and you’re standing there all “wh- why is there a tiny robot on mine.”

“because mine has gears on it! it matches! cmon it matches i swear—“

even you sitting through his entire rants about skating make his day. his eyes are so bright and he’s speaking so fast, you can barely make out the words but it’s so endearing

he loves you so much my god

you better bet he tells langa about you all the time too. mans has no chill. he will go off on long tangents about you

hear me out- you two sitting on top of the halfpipe together, the sun is setting, you’re in his arms wearing one of his hoodies and he’s just humming some stupid 2000’s song

and you feel so safe

but then he’s laughing and joking about what it would be like to skate in the most absurd places

like the arctic

or the moon

or the side of a molton volcano omg wait—

in conclusion: reki kyan is soft and loves two things: you and skateboarding gn

all works © denkamis 2021.

tags:

@meilbox

#sk8 reki #sk8 the infinity #reki kyan #reki kyan x reader #reki x reader #denkamis.hcs

[brynfelan]

I posted 1,373 times in 2021

358 posts created (26%)

1015 posts reblogged (74%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 2.8 posts.

I added 574 tags in 2021

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Longest Tag: 140 characters

#listen i know i should be writing but i havent slept in 36 hours and i need to stay awake for at least 4 more hours lest i wake up at 3am so

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

February 12th: Aesthetic

it turns out i can’t stop drawing soudam HUGGING. i love them SO MUCH. anyway, happy dangantines! enjoy!

sidenote: i know we’re all gushing over nagito with a ponytail, but PONYTAIL KAZUICHI is doing things for me that i didn’t know it would

39 notes • Posted 2021-02-12 21:20:16 GMT

#4

Whaddup, I forgot about day 2 of dangantines so here’s a cheeky little doodle of my BOYS (it’s meant to be just after Gundham wakes up, but could also be taken as during Despair or something like that). Have a good week I have NO idea what I’m doing tomorrow!

39 notes • Posted 2021-02-08 17:12:31 GMT

#3

i’m very upset that kuzuhina isn’t very popular because all i want is to sink 4 hours of my life into reading a balls long slowburn fic of them but it doesn’t exist on ao3 and i simply refuse to use wattpad. ff.net has provided no results or the highly specific thing that i want. my own fic is painful to read. aaaaaaaaa

42 notes • Posted 2021-02-03 08:20:59 GMT

#2

 kazuichi soda wearing gundham’s big coat that’s it that’s the post thank you

53 notes • Posted 2021-04-17 03:40:41 GMT

#1

ok I'm back with more assumptions: You're favourite trop is mutual pining, you love characters who are angry with a soft spot for one (1) person, your sleep schedule is trash (thats a fact, don't deny it, but your writing also has some chaotic 4am vibes (in a good way)), and you HATE miscommunication (sorry)

1. mutual pining is 100% my favourite trope. i LOVE pining AND yearning. 2. right this is a callout you’re RIGHT but you don’t have to come right out and say it like that. 3. yes. i have never written a single thing before midnight, and do not plan on doing so in the future. 4. miscommunication makes me SO FRUSTRATED and i HATE it but also i love it in fics even though it makes me want to slam both pairs of the ship into a wall and tell them to get their shit together

85 notes • Posted 2021-02-18 23:56:08 GMT

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#brainrot #ok this is the year in review #for you to all see #because y'know #having idnek n rae being in my top tags of this year Just Makes Sense

[quillwithlove]

dear @bookuya / @bookisses ,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOO MY LOVE !!!!!!! <3 AHHH i rlly hope this isn't too late / too early, i tried my best to figure out timezones and post it at the right time but idk if it worked ?!?!?! either way just know i meant to wish u happy birthday exactly at 12am HAHDJKAWKJD

OK ANYWAYS WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN??? literally ilysm its unreal <333 you were one of my earliest friends back when i first started the starglitterz acc, and i still rmb all our convos 😭 (they were so fun how could i forget??) LIKE there was a cat that used to avoid u even tho u rlly like cats, and OFC THERE WAS YUMEKO HYBRID AHWDKJASKJD 😭😭😭 THATS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER EVEN UNTIL NOW ISTG 😭 and then we brainrotted abt xiao tgt on discord at like 3am thinking abt all the diff aus for him, and me making fun of your typos, and when we co-op w ez too its always full of laughs AHHH I LOVE HANGING OUT AND TALKING TO YOU ^_^ !!!! <3

your personality is just so warm and sweet and caring ?!)(*£$*&*£ you deserve the actual galaxy !!! even back when we first started interacting we were so chaotic tgt bc you were fine w it even when i randomly spammed u, or when we exchanged cursed pics HWHAKDJSJK (dont think i dont rmb that yumeko hybrid is under ur bed LOL) and even now youve still stayed the same after so long in the best way possible ?! ily ily ily wahhhhh <3

and then your writing. I LITERALLY CANT _)!"(()*"£(*£$ almost all your fics are in my faves tag omfg,,, and its well deserved !!! you always have the cutest and most adorable ideas ever w the best tropes, and ur descriptions + characterisation are always on point, u never miss !!! ESPECIALLY IN YOUR SMAUS (i rmb u let me proofread the 1st one u posted AAA that feels like so long ago) THEYRE ALWAYS SO HILARIOUS PLS basically u deserve an award and i will give u one rn; 🏆!!!

OVERALL BASICALLY i love u so much boo, thank you for always being there for me :) i hope you know that i'm always here for you too, no matter what !! (even if u become the irl donna whenever i play as diluc in co-op HAHA) us xiao & scaramouche simps gotta stick tgt 😤‼ LMAOOO okay ily darling, i hope you have the greatest most amazing bday ever bc you deserve it !!! <3 stay safe and take care, let's talk more soon !!! :D

love, quill !! <3

#💌 ; lovemail ! #♡ for ; boo <3 !