#anyway shut up shut up shut uppp

[thatgothsamurai]

Kinnporsche: The Movie (2022)

now playing in all imagination inside your head

#pls welcome my one month wip #finally got home and finish this hskgshkjdfj #actually wanted to try retro styled poster but when I knew it needed realism #by that time i was fucked up #anyway #i miss this series #kinnporsche the series #too many characters to tag #kinnporsche #vegaspete #kimchay #kinnporsche all star #kpts fanart #nandskarth #shut uppp i know floating head posters are annoying but i just wanna draw all the boys #😭😭😭 #i regret there's no daddy chan tho

[silvermahogany]

Brainworms

#i have between now and tuesday to get the trigun worms to calm down #time to vomit onto canvases and hope my brain shuts up amen #*whacking my trimax autism w a comically large hammer* SHUT UPPP SHUT UPPP #GIVE ME JUST A SHORT BREAK (not gonna happen) #anyways i love them #trigun maximum #trimax #trigun #vash the stampede #vashwood #if u squint #nicolas d wolfwood #sketch page #doodles

[todayisafridaynight]

whatever og text i had in mind for this post about ko shibasaki looking like sayama in this movie is completely cancelled on account of utsumi (this character)'s first name being kaoru and i only found this out cause i was looking up her name just to be sure when making this post

like jesus christ i legally have to make this post now

#snap chats #they literally never say her first name in the movie. i think lol LIKE WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS JUST 'NO FUCKING WAY' #i do have to be tbh and say her face /is/ a little more round than sayama's #and its absolutely predominantly because of how her bangs and wardrobe are so close to sayama's that i think she look like her #BUT I CAAAANT THE WHOLE MOVIE I WAS JUST THINKIN ABOUT SAYAMA... i miss her... #OH RIGHT THE MOVIE THOUGH noooo fuck you this movie was so good it actually made me want to write a summary for it LMAOOO #LIKE I LIKE WRITING SUMMARIES BUT IVE JUST BEEN SO LAZY ABOUT IT WITH THE PAST FEW THINGS IVE SEEN BUT GOD. #ignore the fact i finished this movie two hours ago i was too busy fiddling with a card holder kit but. ill make a post about that next-- #THIS MOVIE THOUGH NOOOOO IT WAS SO GOOD //SCREAMS AND YELLS AND DESTROYS A SNOWGLOBE// #god the part where ishigami and yukawa are walking by the homeless and it just lingers on an empty spot.. LIKE I THOUGHT I WAS WACK #CAUSE I WAS LIKE 'hang on wasnt there a guy there last scene' and obviously there was since the shot lingered right #BUUUUTT WHEN IT WAS REVEALED DOWN THE LINE SHUT UPPP I LITERALLY YELLED IM SO GLAD. my roommates arent home.. #on god i thought the movie was gonna end with utsumi and fukawa's convo from the beginning #and i was gonna make a gaf about how fukawa was acting irrationally because he was too in love LMAOOO #BUT THEN IT KEPT GOING AND. im so glad it did. ishigami valid tbh #id also cover up and take blame for AND ACTUALLY commit murder for a girl if she said hi to me and made me lunch while i was trying to kms #while fukawa and ishigami were talkin that first night tho i just thought of after the rain.. lol... maybe the mangaka was inspo'd by that. #anyway. this movie was great. it reminded me of sherlock but if it was directed well and actually let you solve the mystery too #CAUSE WHILE I WAS WATCHING THERE WERE POINTS WHERE I TOO WAS JUST 'hang on' AND I JUST POCKETED THE INFO FOR LATER #i kicked and screamed when ishigami was talking abut how he formats his tests LIKE I SAID 'oh you fucking slipped' #when ishigami called and told her he had a white envelope in there bitch i knew it was gonna be the stalker letter i YELLED #LIKE I LIKE HOW THE MOVIE SETS THINGS UP SO ABUNDANTLY. IT'S FUN SEEING IT FIT IN THE MOVIE LATER ON #the twist of there being two bodies was so fun tho cause at the start of the movie i was sure two murders happened the same night #so when it was played off as just one i was like Oh. Ok. im still stumped on how he snuck a body out of the apartment #but yk what one detail is like. whatever in comparison to the rest of the movie being fun to watch #god im running out of tags POINT IS. PLEAAASE watch this movie if you got two hours #ive left some minor warnings on my Watchlist doc but there's nothing. TOO extreme ?? #i mean there's an aforementioned suicide attempt but aside from that it's nothing too grotesque. for an rgg fan ig #ok bye i have to ramble about the card holder i got <3

[bigboobyhalo]

You know what you're doing and you know all these nsfw jokes are actually very boundary breaking, it seems like you never actually cared.

they weren’t lying, there really are twitter users moving to tumblr

#ask #shut the fuck uppp like for realll BBH is not a baby you don’t need to protect him from tumblr users #joking that his made up full grown minecraft roleplay character has had sex before #seriously it’s so fucking weird how much people feel the need to baby BBH like I promise you he’s not here he’s not gonna give a shit #like even people who think they aren’t babying BBH still treat him like he will die if he hears a sex joke #anyway c!bad and c!skepy fucked on that egg

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Y’all ever wanna just

#cronch #like back up bitch #no touch me #how I feel abt. myself sometimes #my brain: you are perceived #me: shut the fuck UPPP #I am. stressing myself out over smthn stupid #anyway #I rlly love th ppl on my regular art blog #I wish I knew how to words #lies down on floor #art n shit #the flesh pit #angst #blood #tw blood #bite #self insert #sound of me hitting head angst wall

[mazojo]

Sickening

#Shut uPPP JACKSON DEXER IS REAL ITS BEEN REAL BEFORE THE DIarY #me and Jackson on the way to square tf up with that book I swear #honestly everyone hates on Jackson but I love his morality people just hate to see complex characters rip #anyways chile dexer supremacy am I right guys !!!! #Jackson’s diary #webtoon

[kimjiwoong]

this is like so much to process maybe i shouldn't have replied

#my hearts going insane actually #gonna fly off my chest #he was like i must sound like the worst guy ever. god shut uppp #why when im on my period too like i feel like crying throwing up dying #anyways!!! won't be replying icant do it #but i have to see him tomorrow #set me FREEE #rose.txt

[wingstobetorn]

Hate shipping a straight ship and people automatically assuming its in a het way ❤️ theyre bisexual thank you for asking

#SHUT UPPP SHUT UP WITH THE BIPHOBIA IN YOUR GODDAMN FANDOM POSTS I WILL KILL U #FANDOMS TALK TO A BISEXUAL FOR ONCE. LEARN HOW YOUR EXCLUSION MAKES US FEEL #anyway hi guys

[villalunae]

"the us is not a christian nation" says who. george washington?? thomas jefferson??? bilbo baggins?? u mean the bitches who u say we shouldnt care abt just cuz they wrote the constitution back in ye old swagless white boy days and their opinions dont matter to us anymore. u mean those bitches. and ur gonna believe their little dumb bitch asses when they say "the us is not a christian nation" Boy Do You Know What Bias Looks Like Cause Im Boutta Woop You With It

#personal #sorry this is such one of those stupid topics #like ofc its a christian nation shut up. shut uppp. those old dusty bitches can say ''no were not!!! were secular!! we swear!!'' all they #want ok but look me in the eye. look at me. ur gonna believe them when they say that. what other shit can come outta their mouth #that youll believe huh. tj said he didnt rape that woman u gonna believe him? u gonna believe washington didnt Like slavery #just cuz he said to release all his slaves after he died??? #u gonna believe famous white guy hamilton when he said all women are queens and then had a whole affair. two if u count angie. #like homies idk how to impress upon you that The Words Of Old White Men Do Not Mean Shit #just cuz they said ''oh slavery is wrong!'' does not mean they did jack all abt it when they wrote the constitution #just like it dont mean shit all when they said ''we're not a christian nation'' HOMIE WHATS THE FIRST GD SENTENCE OF THE DOI #LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND READ THAT ALOUD TO ME HOMIE. ''THE US IS NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION'' SHUT UP YOU ARE SO STUPID #GOD BLESS AMERICA ETC ETC. SHUT UPPPP #''tj was agnostic he didnt believe in god'' homie had so many bibles that he could cut and paste what he liked outta one #and put it in a journal. mind you the bible is double sided pages. he had to have at least two of those he could fuck with like that #get outta my SIGHT dont MENTION those bitches around me i will KILL YOU #anyway. lauras bi-annual I Know More Than You Abt American History post

[falllpoutboy]

idk who involved in the making of barbie decided to make a disparaging snydercut joke in the movie but i only have one message for them

#barbie spoilers #wb is so fucking nasty #but also. they still bank rolled zsjl anyways so who’s the real loser here??? #when i find out noah baumbach nasty cheating ass is behind it OHHH WHEN I AM THROUGH WITH HIM… #apparently its a teehee dig that only toxic men like zsjl like ohhh my goddd shut uppp alreadyyy #girls and gays make up more than half of zacks fanbase. so what now

[transbee]

WHTYY IS EVERYONE ON THE PLANET INCAPABLE OF BEING NORMAL WHEN SOMEONE HAS A LISP. LIKE GET OVER IT.

#SHUT UPPP SHUT UP SHUT UP I KNOWWWW. I KNOW. #GRRRUAUUHHHHHHHGGG. #this shits the reason I DONT TALKKKKKKK GTRRRRAUUUHHHHGGG #anyway. can we all just collectively agree to use our brains and think and be normal. #especially wheng people have SPEEECH INPEDIMENTS GRRRRRAUH #ok im dkne. i sleep. #.txt #omg your lisp is so cute 🥰🥰 OKAY. IM GONNA GIVE YOUVEONE TOOOOOO #mf.

[urfavesarelesbian]

anyways wishing all the "gym rats" that make fun of new people coming into the gym this january because of new years resolutions a very stfu

#this sounds ridiculous but i see so many fitness accounts make memes/posts about this #''dw the gym will clear out in february 😂😂😂'' literally shut uppp #everyone starts somewhere and the gym is already a nerve-wracking place for a lot of people #if ur starting going to the gym in 2023 don't gaf about internet randos complaining that it's ''too crowded'' #you deserve to take up space. you paid the membership like everybody else. #and 80% of fitness influencers are trash human beings anyways #live laugh love <3 #wow i'm really ranting in these tags #aj.txt

[maggi-cube]

realizing that people who are angry 24/7 get on my nerves. Please exercise the rest of your emotional range. It is almost never that deep and being on 11 and confrontational unprovoked is actually angering, which is funny

#like you are unpleasant to be around and I do not care to extend sympathy or empathy for why either #shut the fuck up #insufferable #it’s giving ‘fuck this. fuck you’ #shut uppp 😩🙄 #anyway. i got in a fight 🙂

[chisungie]

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#ooo some dialovers songs bang so hard but the problem is. #majority of them have a fucking speaking part either before choruses or after them or on the instrumental break #and the va's are cool but IM JUST HERE FOR MUSIC PLEASE STOP #ITS SO WERIRD LIKE IM. JUST LISTENING THEN THERES THIS INSANE MF SPEAKING IN MY EARS #AND USUALLY THERES HEAVY BREATHING AND SUCKING LIKE STOP I KNOW YOURE A VAMPIRE BUT SHUT U P SHUT UP SHUT UPPP #LIKE IOLITE FOR EXAMPLE! BANGER! but why does sHU KEEP TALKING BEFORE EVERY CHORUS STOPPP #alternatively kanato's. uhh kirisaki carnival. banger and his instrumental break is just insane laughter. #OH MY GOD I FORGOT HES VOICED BY YUKI KAJI WHAT THE FUCK #anyway yeah. that song was fine in terms of the va parts not bothering me much. he just kinda. laughs. and says things like he'll cut u but #but hes not real and its just 1 really short line so thumbs up emoji #omg i forgot ayato is midorikawa hikaru YOOOOOOO thats so sick #parhelion logic is also good :) i used to listen to it while sleeping LMAOOO and no offputting va part <3 #anyway yeah i wish theyd stop putting the biting and sucking sounds in the songs please and thanks </3 #44597 #oo mukami bros eclipse was good too but bc they didnt do va's in that song they were down one brother bc iirc the va doesn't sing :o #so its a shame but its still a good song ><

[nanaslutt]

Gojo cumming in his pants thats it thank u for listening

listening so hard rn, i probably think abt this exact scenario 50 times a day

thank yew so much for the ask ml<3

𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀: fem reader, established relationship, dry humping, clit rubbing (through clothes), dirty talk, corruption kink, fluff, crack, size kink if you squint, praise at the end from gojo, gojo is head over heals for reader, gojo cums in his pants<3

MDNI

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waking up from your deep, much needed night of sleep you couldn’t help but notice you felt about 180 pounds heavier than you remember feeling when you fell asleep last night, also feeling much hotter than you recall

you had your softly snoring mountain of a boyfriend to thank for that, resting his heavy head on your chest, arms wrapped snug around your barely clothed figure

you must have accidentally fallen asleep waiting for him to come home last night

you were planning to surprise him with the new set you got the other day, hes been so stressed out with work lately and you just wanted to do something nice for your boy, luckily you passing out prematurely hadn’t ruined your plans as you had slipped one of his big tshirts over yourself to conceal your present to him

“satoru,” you groaned wiggling underneath him, trying to get his heater of a body off of you

“mmmmmm..” he let out a long groan, shifting a bit, making you think he was going to move before he collapsed back into you

“toruuuu uppp, im gonna overheat and die because of you,” you shake his shoulders to fully wake him up

“yer ‘s mean ‘t me,” he mumbles, squeezing his arms around you impossibly tight making you let out a groan before he rolls you over like a boa constrictor, you positions now switched, legs straddled around his slutty little waist

you push your hands on his chest, sitting back on his pelvis and brushing the hair out of his face, “dramatic oaf,” you smile watching him nuzzle your hand like a cat,

“fell asleep without me last night,” he says quietly, closing his eyes and humming in appreciation as you rubbed your thumb against his cheek

“what time did you get home anyways?” you questioned, his warm hands settling on your upper thighs, rubbing the skin there

“mmm…mayb’ four…” he says slowly, sleep still laced in his voice, starting to mindlessly slide his hands up and down the sides of your body, eyes still shut,

“we’ll that’s why i fell asleep without you.” eyes still closed as he slipped his fingers under the fabric of your panties sitting on your hip,

starting to feel a warm sensation creep inside your body, different from the overwhelming physical heat his body provided

it’s only when you become aware of your own growing need that you feel his, very prominent problem underneath you,

“toru, ‘s so early, what are you this hard for?” you tease, moving your hand away from his face resulting in a whine as you rubbed your hands over his clothed pecs

“if i told you i had a naughty dream about you would you believe me?” he cracked his eyes open slightly, wiggling his eyesbrows

“you being a pervert even in your dreams?course i believe you.” you retorted,

he gasped, eyes opening a bit more, faux offense plastered on his face,

“hah! pervert? i’m nothing if not a gentleman thank you,” he rolled his eyes, “for your information, YOU came onto ME.” he huffed, failing to notice his own hands that have trailed over your (his) shirt and started groping your chest,

“you sound so convincing with your hands on my tits toru,” you deadpanned,

“they asked me to play with them.” he gave you a toothy grin, pinching over your shirt where he thought your nipples might be

“ah! toru,” you softly whimpered, “wan’ this perv to stop?” he asked, smile still plastered on his face as he stares at you intently,

“shut up,” you breathily moaned, letting your head roll back, running your hands down his hard abs, starting to roll your hips over his stiff clothed cock,

“‘m not the only one worked up this morning huh?” his breath hitches, feeling your pussy slide over the tip of his dick just right, even through both of your clothes,

“if you- haaah, didn’t come home so late last night, we would’nt have this p-problem,” you stuttered out, putting more pressure on his abs with your palms as you humped back and forth over the large bulge in his sweats

his hands leaving your chest, one coming down to dig his fingers into the fat of your ass, helping you rock yourself on his cock, the other splaying itself out on your tummy, thumb coming down to rub your clit through your panties,

“yeah? wanted to fuck me last night baby?” he questioned, biting his lip, feeling dizzy from the lack of sleep combined with the perfect pressure and friction you were creating on his dick, leaking pre all over the inside of his boxers,

“t-take off my shirt toru,” you said grinding yourself faster on him, pussy leaking through your panties, leaving a dark patch on the crotch of his sweats

it’s only been a couple minutes and he was feeling drunk, gasping and groaning watching his pretty girlfriend wearing 𝒉𝒊𝒔 shirt and rub her hands all over his body while she uses him to get off, it was almost too much, and now the angel on top of him just asked him to take off her clothes?

he wastes no time, hands abandoning their respective positions on your body, grabbing the shirt from the sides of your figure, caressing your skin as he pulls the fabric up, up, up,

his jaw drops and his eyes go wide when he sees what you were hiding from him, your tits were cradled in a light blue fabric, the same colour as his crystalline eyes, the border of the blue panties decorated with pretty white lace, a small rose on the front formed into a heart,

the next sounds that came out of his mouth you have never heard him make before, hands shooting to your waist and gripping you bruisingly, jolting forward, abs clenching under your fingers as his hips buck up into you,

high pitched whimpers leaving his mouth one after another while he completely paints the inside of his boxers white, rope after rope of his thick cum spurting out of his needy cock and sticking to himself

“haaaaaaah, fuuuck,” he vocalizes, relaxing into the bed, aftershocks of his orgasm leaving him twitching, the back of his arm coming to cover his eyes as he heaves, other hand massaging your hip, his chest rapidly moving up and down,

“toru did you just-“ stilling your movements you looked down, sliding back slightly and seeing the previous wet patch you left on him grow steadily, definitely not from your doing this time

“sorry, haaa- didnt- ngh- didn’t think you were gonna look that beautiful,” his arm slides off his face and there’s a dopey grin adorning his features

his face is completely red and he looks like he just got the soul sucked out of him,

“ah…cant beleive you just made me cum in my pants so fast like some teenager,” he laughs, making eye contact with you again, and his eyebrows shoot up at your current state,

your own jaw is dropped, breathing rapidly, you don’t think you’ve ever felt so aroused in your life, cunt fucking throbbing with need, hearts practically in your eyes, at the realization of what you just made him do,

you think you might’ve just discovered something about yourself….

#this was so fluffy wtf #hes so yummy ngghhh #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojou satoru smut #gojo satoru fic #gojo smut #jjk gojo #gojo satoru smut #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojou x reader #gojo satoru #jujutsu gojo #gojo x you #gojo fluff #gojo x y/n #jujutsu satoru #jjk satoru #jujutsu kaisen satoru #gojou satoru x you #satorugojo #satoru smut #gojou satoru x y/n

[donuts4evry1]

just had the impulse to look my dad up on google

#no i couldn't find him #i know he owns an apple repair company somewhere in florida but idk #too many people with the same name #i want to look at a picture of him and be like ''oh i know you. i know all the things you've done. blegh'' #anyways i think it's funny how i could've had a ton of apple stuff but i prefer android lol #it's just... better #:/ #also remembering the fact my dad's wife hates me for existing :// like #i haven't even talked to her ever :///////////////////////// #her children are fun enough though. #my half brother literally looks like a younger version of my brother #except without the scar #we got to chase him around with glow sticks and beat him up #i thought of it like a vengeance for the power trips my brother had when we were younger #this was at a party btw #um #... and then my dad came up to me and said ''you are so beautiful'' #like????? im just trying to play with the kids shut uppp #and also like. you had no part in this you missed your chance to be in my life lmfao #my dad is kind of silly /neg #vent post #though im not sad or anything im just laughing at him heheh