#anyways I failed so so so many times

[echosong971]

“Mr. Handsome Idiot”

#it does not fail to amuse me how many times npcs and enemies have admitted that P is hot #they’re just like “yeah geppetto’s puppet he’s super annoying but DAMN if he isn’t SMOKIN’!” #also also lil headcanon of mine #he has a few lil scars on his outer liner/skin from all the rough ‘n tumblin’ he does #a few lil scrapes here and there #also he got freckles on the rest of his body too to match his face <3 #anyways hope y’all enjoy these miscellaneous P sketches #i love drawing his (short) hair it’s so fluffy <3 #p #pinocchio #lies of p pinocchio #lies of p #neowiz #echosong971 #art #digital art #fanart #lies of p art #lies of p fanart #digital artist #sketches

[bitternace]

WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.

Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?

no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.

[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.

they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.

xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]

close-up under keep reading.

#capisnotonfire #PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate #warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy #OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!! #this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever. #it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye. #i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort #as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways #nano does reqs #my doods #xigbar kh #xemnas kh #IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could. #fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed #THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a #thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate) #Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting) #anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3 #i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited) #described

[sillyabtmusic]

(240209) dOpamine - KB

#flashing #onlyoneof #kb #shin kyubin #lyonet #kpopstages #kflops #malegroupsnet #* my gifs #nkd.gif #ooo.gif #ooo.kb #okay these are okay quality wise BUT they're also a milestone for me because i figured out gif panning #but i use photopea not photoshop so i had no tutorial just math and stubbornness :P and i'm super excited abt it!! #it's not that hard you just have to calculate how many pixels it takes to reach your start motion to end motion then figure out what #interval to move your frames by. and you have to do it pixel by pixel naturally #but it's really not that hard!! a little time consuming. but now that i know how i'm sure it'll be a little faster in the future #anyways it's bottom left in this set that i panned and honestly i can barely tell so i consider this a WIN #the only reason you can really tell (imo) is because his features blurred a little during the motion and obvs that's kept even if you pan #anyways this footage was 4k but it also sucked a little idk. no i've never touched a ts file in my life i have no access to them and failed #my own searches. but noentheless i'm done rambling. if you read all this hello o/

[perelka-l]

Jumping on maid Kieran trend (with two modes of operation as well ww)

#trainer kieran #rival kieran #in case ppl didnt know - roberta is from black lagoon #and she's basically a terminator maid and i highly recommend getting familiar with her #but anyway yea #just. i had to do it. it's not as nice as i wanetd it to be bUT WHATEVER maybe someone will ike ye ye #watch me and my fail art #he can be a baby and do mochi for you he can stab (for?) you #also i saw a to of ppl commenting that kieran gave off vibes of someone that absolutely WILL stab you in dlc #like it's something i saw so many times that now i know in my heart if he actually had a knife he WOULD stab #anyway #point is meido #i love meido kieran sm idk why there is so much of that but i adore this

[andromeda3116]

"One day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald, I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I'm sure you will agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half-submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen: mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior."

--Lord Vetinari, Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #lord vetinari #havelock vetinari #discworld quotes #i love that philosophy and feel it in my gut and bones: #''if there is a higher power then it's our prerogative to be better than it'' #like that quote from nation about the gods letting you down and how kneeling to them would be bowing to murderers and bullies #or the whole theme of small gods where the higher power needs to learn to care about the people he demands worship from #pratchett often returns to this theme of ''what do you do when your god(s) fail you?'' #and having once felt like my god absolutely failed me - although i didn't have the words to see it like that at the time - that resonates #i've said before that that was such a revelation: those were the words of my last unanswered prayer #i have many intellectual reasons now to be an atheist but at the core it's... #if the universe is chaos then it cannot be cruel. there is no one who could have saved you but didn't for their own opaque reasons #if there is no god then no god failed me or left me drowning in despair for a whole year #small gods helped me conceptualize that in ways that defy words and literally changed my life and perspective for the better #anyway. this quote is magnificent. ''mother and child feasting upon mother and child'' #and it makes so much of vetinari's character make so much sense #he looked at the world through cynical and bitter eyes but instead of becoming a nihilist who manipulated the cruel world for his own gain #he said ''we can and must be better than this'' #(this is why i feel like kaz brekker - under inej's influence - should grow up to be like havelock vetinari) #(the one who clenches his fist and fucking *fixes* this goddamned place)

[ra-vio]

semester is almost over. im dying

#my oc #rune #mori #i have a project due tomorrow and its finally scared me back into drawing #even though i should be working on this project but im SO SO SO TIRED #i went on an outing like 2 weeks ago the same week that i walked everywhere cause i was desperately #trying to get my taxes done but thats a different story but the point is i was walking a lot and i went on an outing where i stood all day #and then i had to go to class the very next day thinking i was fine but i wasnt. #and that same day after i walked across the city because i absolutely had to pick a thing up. i think the same week i met up with my mom #a couple of times but i was walking the whole way there. my point is that for 2 weeks straight i have been rigorously walking everywhere #and on my feet all the time with little breaks in between and my feet fucking hurt man #i need this semester to be OVER i need to sleep for a MONTH #but i cant because i have to scrape together SOME of this project and finals are next week #this class this project is for fucking sucks. all semester ive been teetering the line between pass and fail #and its not even my fucking fault. im so burnt out so i dont want to do this project. but i might fail if i dont #i need to at least demo it but i have like. one thing done and i dunno what to tell my TA about i #how do i tell my TA and prof that everything is too much for me so i absolutely could work on this project #my laptop is broken so im afraid to use it. the server kept going down last month so i was afraid to use that #so many stupid little things keep piling up and i'd sound really weird trying to explain why i cant do my work #because my desk is on the floor and it makes me really sad so no i cant do my hw. my fave candy has red40 in it so i had to stop eating it #but now i cant do my work because i was using it to help me focus on my hw. LIFE SUCKS BRO #anyway whatever happens. i cant wait to play video games again

[thegodwhocums]

200+ notes on that goofy little post and one person telling me how it's actually going for them (thanks @buddyblanc )

my friends this is what causes the dearth of interactive activities on this platform, you gotta share with the class or there's no camaraderie

#alas! #very weird that it got that many notes #this platform is ineffable #is it a zoomer thing to passively receive stuff and not interact with the post? i feel like only Fellow Olds are talkign with me on here #sorry to call you all old #anyway! #personal #failing at tumblr #i fuckin love zoomers but their use of technology is different from mine in ways i don't spend a lot of time observing so it's kinda obscur #7 days of dionysos

[biblionerd07]

Now look, I am not unbiased and I’ll admit that, but I’m always baffled by people who say Daniel’s feelings for Betty came out of nowhere at the end. I saw that from the pilot, but the scene that specifically stands out to me is the one in The Weiner, the Bun, and the Boob. You know the one. Betty says, “Your dad picked me, precisely so you wouldn’t do what you always do, which is hire an assistant you want to sleep with.” And what is Daniel’s response? He crosses his arms, tips his head, makes this 😏 smirk, and says, “Really?”

That is blatantly flirtatious and Daniel is in danger of being arrested for being Way Too Horny on Main. This is what fanfic dreams are made of. And it’s canon! But somehow I’M the crazy one for seeing it??? They really wrote that scene and then turned around and told me those two are platonic like brother and sister. I THINK NOT, FOLKS.

#ugly Betty #Daniel/betty #I mean I guess Daniel did hit on his sister that one time so…..is that what they mean….. #also I think this episode is one of the best of the whole series #it is SO funny #season 4 has many flaws and is not my favorite but this episode is not a flaw at all #like there are scenes that I read as shippy that can be explained as them being close friends fine I can handle that #but this??? #he is all but saying ‘I DO want to sleep with you’ #’guess again dad….you failed’ #and Bradford did fail so suck on that Bradford #and Daniel is right to make that face at Betty bc she looks v good in the dress she’s wearing in that scene #anyway they’re in love forever and ever amen

[phoenixcatch7]

Man I am just SO CONFUSED. About the time line of this game.

No one is telling me how long links been gone! Or how long the botw-totk timeskip was! They all just started selling my stuff again lol. I'm going to have to get everything redyed!

Me: hey random stranger! Lore dump? You look like a lore dumper.

Kindly npc: why hullo there, link ^^! My, I haven't seen you in a while since the calamity ended! I was so worried when they said you and the princess had gone missing! But it's good to see you're well.

Me: aw, thanks. How long has it actually been tho.

Kindly npc: ^u^

#Having a great time btw I've just been chased across a near sea of miasma by stal riders and more! 10/10 nearly died in a high speed chase #Made it out relatively unscathed which is truly amazing lmao #Spoilers ahead: I have had the funniest time doing the great plateau quest chain. Once I sucked it up and made nice with the creepy statue. #He's(?) been alright. Fair trader. Good deals. I've mostly been terrorising kohga in between absolutely failing to craft working vehicles X #His new boss fights are so much easier than the first one lol. Less fun I'll admit but the music is groovy. You can probably make a #Machine and try and dog fight him but with few exceptions the turning circles are decrepit so I just stuck to mild dodging and shooting him #And running over to hit him some more. Kinda bland for a boss fight I'll say. Could have done with a lot more pizazz. It's kohga come on. #Anyway I do feel kinda bad because apparently he's been stuck down there for however many months/years and I AM kinda cheating with the arm #After the first fight he fled to the gerudo mine and the steward very nicely showed me how to get there but never underestimate #My procrastination because I'd already found it by just exploring so I just teleported. In game it must have been terrifying lmao #Racing across an endless void filled only by the light of your rapidly running out of battery glider and the red glow of the gloom away fro #The apparently immortal ancient warrior who beat you up and tossed you down there and there's no sign of perusal so you're probably safe #But you get there and he's already sitting there poking some bananas having wiped out your goons and plundered your supplies. #Like sorry man but the arm comes with the hero territory I can't exactly take it off. #Maybe if you stopped terrorising the people purah would let you have one of her long distance teleportation slates. It comes with photos? #It can't have been long since botw link hasn't grown an inch XD. Also I've been turning the lore timeline over in my head and still no idea #Are we not sure Rauru isn't from some alternate timeline that got fused with the main loz timeline by accident?? #loz #legend of zelda #totk #loz totk #tears of the kingdom #loz tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers

[altruistic-meme]

hands - a young royals study 1/?

[ season 1, episode 1 ]

part 1 / part 2

#oh dear god how do people do this #and how are they SO GOOD AT IT #anyway hi hello yes i am going through my hands shots list and making gifs of them <3 #keep in mind there are 204 shots all together and this is. only 8 of them #split up for space sake idk how many posts each episode will get yet due to the fact some episodes have 8 shots and some have 27 #so #we'll see #i'l deal as i go #<3 here you guys go have some very shitty gifs #maybe i'll get better with time (fuck i hope so) #(we're not looking at the 11+ failed attempts to get these gifs working) #young royals #netflix #young royals gifs #gifs #young royals hands #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #sara eriksson #felice ehrencrona #yr s1e1 #shh ac

[starswallowingsea]

having thoughts about what makes an interesting idol rhythm game

#i can expand upon it but i think its mostly like. what's the gimmick it's using and how is it executing it #like enstars you have the 3d mvs that you can put whoever you want in and have different outfits to put them in #d4dj you have the dj booth layout that you play with and it utilizes it very well #hypmic is a rap based game entirely and also utilizes record scratching imagery in its gameplay #and then proseka and bandori. proseka's gimmick is very obviously like vocaloids #but in the game play its trying to be too many things and failing at all of them #they have some 3d mvs but the layout of the beat maps makes them like #not really. something i notice when i played it. bc the way they have the map layout set up it kinda grays out the video #which means you might as well not have it on. for enstars the lanes are entirely transparent #so you can see the mv clearly as you play if you have 3d mv on u know #and then like. idk the proseka gameplay just feels brutal. #mostly because it times when you lift off the hold notes and literally no other game does this #even games that use goods as combo breakers like hypmic dont fucking do that #also i do appreciate the flick notes in hypmic being just. flick whereever feels natural #helps a lot while playing to just flick whichever way you want #but anyway yeah i think proseka is relying too much on the vocaloid schtick and people just ignore the atrocious game play #like d4dj does straight lane better. hypmic and enstars are both ring lanes that do their gimmicks well #i do not like proseka can u tell #i didnt play enough bandori to really tell u whats going on there but i did not like the layout for their game #and its made by the same people who make proseka so like. no hope for me getting into it #anyway #shay speaks

[reaperkiller]

christ, forgive these bones i've been hiding, and the bones i'm about to leave

#oc andrew #hehehoho!!!! HOOTY HOO!!!!!!!!!! hello. wet dog of a man be upon ye. 2077 oc again. so sorry #hes horrible he's insane hes running a program that is failing massively. he has a great ass. youll love him #another arasaka prettyboy for the roster. he is the reason why seb is in absolute shambles. almost killed him many times!!! #and once even succeeded!! :D <3 #andy is so very pathetic though. above all else. i need you to know that. he didnt want this job. but hes a rich boy who got everything #he ever wanted. of course the power went to his head. and he went over the edge #he just needed someone to pull him back........ just once #eventually he does that himself. but its not gentle its like tearing off your own skin #and he suddenly has to face the consequences of ALL hisn actions. all at once #anyway. hehe. hello

[antirepurp]

you know, they Could just say that silver has been lying when he talks about his world and the way he travels back to the past. they could still make a storyline about post-06 silver that dips into existential horror and does something interesting with him. they still have the opportunity to determine some rules for the way time-travel works and do so without looking directly at the player and spelling it out for them. like silver hasn't had significant appearances outside of forces and spin-offs after his debut and thus his exact position in the world is vague at best and highly up for interpretation. most doors are still open. they could still make him canonically interesting

#soda offers you a can #pushing my existential horror silver agenda but like you have to admit that would go pretty hard #and patch up vagueness about why he's still here post-06 #like fully and wholly canon-compliant silver has lost his edge i feel #cinnamon roll time traveler eats apple and falls for updog #too smooth. you can't grab that in any meaningful way #perhaps his life in the future brings a source of conflict but because we know nothing about it post-06 #that's only speculation. and post-06 implies that the future is fixed and fine anyway #except when it isn't in forces. but forces is in many ways a dumpsterfire that fails at appealing to everyone #whatever the comics are doing is to me dubiously canon at best. like they are their own timeline entirely to me #so they aren't exactly anything to go by either imo #and the end result is a character who was filed smooth by the mere fact he was brought back with no further elaboration #shadow was brought back without him losing his edge and arguably became more fleshed out as a result #silver doesn't have anything #he can be a goofass idc but if i can't grasp his character firmly there's nothing captivating for me to bother with #and thus i must carve the edges in myself

[gamebunny-advance]

Time For the Semi-Annual "What Are Ya Following Me For?" Poll

I'm just in the mood to gauge follower interests again.

Generally speaking, the results don't change the kind of content I make. I just like to hear what y'all are here for now and then.

#sorry if you're here for anime #i draw/talk about it so rarely #that it's not even worth it to mention a specific one U_U #anyway besides the failed celebration #i can feel myself slowing down on NSR so i want to gauge how many folks are here for that specifically #i'm not planning on stopping any time soon #but the slow down is approaching. maybe you've already felt it. i haven't even drawn a real kliff this year ;_; #(though the whole doll project might count for 100x that...) #i'm thinking about finally playing hi-fi rush soon #i got it last year to play as kun3h0 #but since i'm starting to give up on streaming #I've been itching to finally just get it started and see if this is what will finally give me something new to obsess over

[defira85]

on GOD I finally passed the medical legal exam after two weeks

I'm just gonna lay here on the ground wheezing for a bit

#I know bureaucratic legislation and red tape is written in blood but listen #listen to me #maybe if they made the language more accessible and not want to kill myself reading it I wouldn't have failed so many times #that's a lie I didn't FAIL fail I just had to keep making attempts until I got it right #it made me feel like I was back in high school and made the stupid mistake of asking my father for help with homework #ANYWAY you're never too old to cry over an exam making you feel stupid!!!! #I think the course admins passed me just so I'd stop writing sarcastic bitchy things in the comments sections at them #Defira vs Practice Management

[beatcroc]

Curious to know what your favorite things are about Fake Peppino (and any other Pizza Tower character you'd like to talk about)!

Originally I was actually just gonna do everyone bc nobody ever asks me about anyone but fp but on second thought I'm tired so I clipped it back down to just fp again. rip.

best thing abt fake pep is literally just the fact that he like. exists. in the postgame. its so fucking funny. by all accounts this is a fucked up and supremely unethical guy made solely for pizzahead's weird purposes, who should have only been known within the confines of this arcane tower, and left as simply an unpleasant memory of its trials. As such he's representative of all of the game's affronts to peppino; the horrors pizzahead has wrought and the tower's frightening nature. it would have been perfectly acceptable, thematic even, for him to have fallen with them.

except he didnt and hes just Out There now i guess. good luck figuing out what do to with him!

but also besides that just the general vibe of ''genuinely horrific creature isn't actually at all malevolent''. you really can't go wrong with that one.

#and then fandom went actuslly he is so affectionate and i was like oh yeah now we're cooking #this is ur subtle cue to ask if ur interest abt other characters bc these are easier to knock out single style #might rb and add some later anyway #dont ask me about peppino though actually ive tried and failed to gather my thoughts about him so many times already