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goldessia · 2 months
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MULTI!headcannons . . . how they fuck you, kinks
— - ft. levi, eren, mikasa, annie, armin, jean
warnings: p in v, smut!! overstim, edging, claiming, deepthroat, voyeurism, cum consumption, mentions of a strap on , oral (m&f receiving), risky, quickies, degrading, bdsm, pain!kinks
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levi ackerman
. . he may be tiny (i say this with love), but boy does he make up for it. usually pretty rough; it’s just his personality, but sometimes he will go slow and make love to you.
their kinks. . .
over stimulation/post-orgasm torture
i am a firm believer he would enjoy overstimulation, but not really for the thing you think. he enjoys hearing your moans, your loud pleas for it to be the last one, yes, but he doesn’t do it necessarily to torture you, but he just can’t get enough—his endurance is the problem of that.
“just one more baby, i promise.. one more.”
three orgasms later
claiming
giving: will ALWAYS leave marks on you: your neck, collarbone, thighs, hips, waist—anywhere. he loves showing everyone that not only do you belong to him, but so everyone knows how fuckin good he is in bed.
receiving: adores when you leave marks on him. if you leave claw marks on his back, he’ll show them off by wearing a less covering shirt. you give him love-bites? you best believe he’ll be showing them off. when they fade, he asks for more.
eren yeager
. . an absolute menace in bed. rough, and merciless. anytime he fucks you, you know to cover yourself up the next day, because this man is absolutely feral. every morning, you have to struggle to get up because he’d practically left you bedridden the next day.
their kinks . .
edging/orgasm-denial
giving: loves seeing you squirming, and begging for your release. he’s relentless—he’ll deny you for hours, sometimes even leaving you without an orgasm, just to add some spice on top of the fire.
receiving: don’t get him wrong, he loves denying you your orgasm, but the second you get your revenge? he is a crying, begging, squirming mess, rutting his hips into your hand/mouth. he is a fuckin’ munch.
“fuh- fuck! please, baby, i’m sorry- i’m sorry, not again-“
deepthroat
loves seeing you choke and gag on his cock. a hand on the back of your head, clutching your skull so you can’t move. he’ll smirk, proud of himself when he sees tears stream down your face, making you a teary-eyed, messy haired whore with spit running down your chin. (he’ll let up, tho, and let you breathe if it’s too much. may be a bastard but he still cares for u)
“yeaahh, fuck. choke on it. you like my dick down your throat, huh?”
mikasa ackerman . .
. . super into degrading. loves calling you her whore, her slut, her prize jewel whenever you fuck. has a strap she uses occasionally (don’t ask how she got it), but she prefers to use her fingers or her mouth.
their kinks . .
voyeurism
absolutely adores watching you try to get yourself off. taunts you, watching from afar as you struggle to please yourself after you’ve gotten used to mikasa’s help.
“aww.. can’t even please yourself anymore, hm? you need my help, don’t you?”
consumption
loves licking her fingers off clean after she makes you come. or, she makes you lick your own cum off of her fingers. smiles, and praises you afterwards.
annie leonhart . .
. . super mean when it comes to your bedroom-life. degrading, rough, and sometimes into pain kinks. taunts you a lot.
their kinks . .
bdsm/restraints
loves typing you up so she can do whatever she pleases. after all, you belong to her. will be super mean about it too—tying the ropes up a little too tight, not only so you can’t move as much but to have that little bit of pain against your wrists that never fails to leave marks the next morning.
“aw, does it hurt, baby? too bad. you can take it, i know you can.”
oral/eating you out
this girl can’t get enough of you. drunk on your taste, your smell. she finds herself craving you all day. the best part of her day is when you’re finally home together and she has you all to herself.
jean kirstein . .
overall pretty vanilla. but don’t play w this boy.. if you really anger him, he won’t fail to make you bedridden the next morning. very handsy—while you fuck, his hands will go from your face, your breast, your waist, your hips, thighs, everywhere. he adores every inch of your body, and never fails to show it.
their kinks . .
risky/quickies
jean was never much of a horny person, but after he met you, his sex drive sky rocketed. he found himself horny at random times during the day, and sook you out nearly everyday. he loves the thrill of fucking in random, barely secure places—the idea of someone walking in on your obscene show excites him in the best way possible.
“you like when i fuck you like this? i bet— nggh, i bet you’d want someone to walk in on us. see how much of a slut you are.”
“you’re— you’re one to talk, kirstein—!”
oral
giving: loves seeing your expression as he tongue-fucks you. hands roaming up your body, soft mutters and hums against your core that sends vibrations through your body, making your pleasure infinitely better.
receiving: adores seeing your doe-eyes expression as you look up at him. usually, he lets you lead it when you suck him off, occasionally rutting his hips up when you tease him. but if he figures out your just messing with him, and teasing him, he’ll for sure take the lead and make you take his cock.
armin arlert . .
definitely a sub, even when he’s on-top. he’s such a munch for you, only you. definitely whimpers and moans rather than groaning, and is very vocal about it. multiple times, you two were caught because armin was moaning too loud.
their kinks . .
orgasm denial
receiving: something about it just ticks that spot in his brain. loves seeing you take the lead, and loves hearing your voice, your taunted and your teasing as you deny him of his orgasm.
“pluh- please! i’m sorry, i’m sorry, i’ll be better— no more, please let me come!”
giving: he would never, tbh. everything he does when he’s not subbing is revolved around you, and your pleasure. if he’s on top, he’s making sure he makes it worthwhile and wants to make it a good experience for you.
spit play
absolutely adores when you spit on his cock. he loves when you make a mess, using your spit or his as lube as you fuck him or tongue fuck him.
copr. goldessia. do not steal, plagiarize, translate or share on other platforms without credit/permission.
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the-traveling-poet · 7 months
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Headcannon no. 3
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Flirting
In addition to my previous post, man cannot flirt.
In some alternative reality where he’d tried his hand at catching someone’s eye, it had never gone well.
Just say something nice to them. Maybe…You look nice?…You don’t look shitty?
Ends up saying something like, “You look shitty.”
Cue his immediate anxiety as he listens to his own words being spoken to the poor person.
Person gives them a look in response and Levi just tucks tail and speed walks away.
Okay…Don’t be stupid. Just…Don’t even speak. Maybe just give them something and walk away? Do they like objects?
Grabs the nearest object to him.
“Uhm, Captain? Why are you handing me a pine cone?”
“Your welcome.”
Later realizes what he did and is tempted to feed himself to a titan on the next expedition to escape the embarrassment.
Fucking idiot…Words of affirmation don’t work, gift giving doesn’t work…Quality time? Follow them around aimlessly without looking to see where they’re going? Invade their space? Yes, yes this is a good idea.
“Captain? Why are you following me towards the restroom?”
….Fuck.
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smutbutoutofnowhere · 6 months
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literally anyone: man i hope someone would write smut about those side characters that people like and couldn’t find any content about them
me:
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lunas-side-anime-blog · 4 months
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aot veteran/104 corp icks bc im back on my bullshit
someone requested AOT veteran icks, they didn't specify nsfw or not so I did both and also added sasha connie and jean bc i luv them:) feel free to message/inbox with requests!
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(levi, erwin, hange, jean, sasha and connie)
Levi
will visit ur place and organize things without you asking. he'd just be like "ur welcome, now your kitchen makes sense" and ur like sir, I don't know where anything is now??? also he'd def the type to proclaim he's better than you for only getting two hours of sleep when you got four. honestly so many icks come to mind for this one, imma limit it to those two for now (stay tuned lol)
nsfw: tries to be rough with you but forgets his own strength. will try to throw you on the bed, but he does it too hard so you completely miss the bed and fall on the other side of it and he's just standing there like "🧍🏻...my bad."
Erwin
you cannot convince me this man doesn't wear water shoes at the pool. you guys say you want a dilf until you actually get one bc this is the type of shit it entails^^
nsfw: erwin cannot dirty talk for shit. im srry but if you're a lil kinky this isn't the man for you. try to call him daddy and he'd be like "we don't have kids?" and you explain the kink to him and he'd just say, "have you considered therapy?🤨" now he's concerned, boner gone, you feel called out, just go to sleep tbh
Hange
they're def a firm believer in natural deodorant and won't take the graceful hints that it's not working. prob wouldn't chill w them on a hot day is all i'm saying
nsfw: feel like they'd be really good in bed tbh like i'm struggling to think of an ick. hange has big dick energy, weirdos just do it better idk. i think maybe hange would try to spit in your mouth (they a freak) and they have so much and its thick and globby like the back of the throat type spit, your gonna choke bro im gagging as a i type-
Jean
bring back toxic masculinity because Jean's hair care routine is so good to the point he'll call out your split ends, i just know it
nsfw: a fucking chatterbox like his homies know everything. you've walked in on him telling connie in extreme detail how he had you in a full nelson last night while you screamed bloody murder and he doesn't see why ur mad. "babe, if anything i'm bragging about you 😏" fucking idiot istg. also kinda gross but I think he's the type to keep sniffing his fingers after fingering you like well into the next day EWW
Sasha
obvi she can't share for shit so I think she'd be an annoying person to eat out with. like yk when you're with your friends and only one person puts their card down so the rest can Venmo them? I think you can ask her to Venmo 20 and she'd send 15 and say something like "oh I didn't eat as many fries" but she fr did. never puts her card down either so believe it or not? jail.
nsfw: will literally be on her phone mid-sex with you. feel like she'd be really into the subway surfer vids and yeah, you go down on her and look up and she brought her own entertainment? ipad child behavior
Connie
i think he'd say "we" when talking about his fave sports team as if he contributed. like, "really connie, you helped win the superbowl? did you score a touchdown?" grow tf up
nsfw: insane bush on this one, i feel like he doesn't groom for shit and whatever, that's your choice! but I also feel like college-aged modern connie would talk shit about women who weren't bald down there and won't eat it unless it is. HYPOCRITE!! I think when he gets to his mid-twenties tho he'd mature (sasha beat his ass)
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jeanspookiebear · 1 year
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ermmmmmm ermmm hehhehehehe :3 can u uhhhhmmm write jean nsfw heh heheh hee :3
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Jean Smut Headcannons
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HELP HI HERO. IDK HOW TO WRITE LIKE ACTUAL SMUT SO ILL JUST DO HEADCANNONS 😟
warnings: implied modern au, nsfw, mentions marco x jean once !
pairings: reader x jean kirstein
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SERVICE DOM. I can’t see him being mean or only caring about himself he’s too much of a sweetheart for that ☹️
thinks he’s experienced bc he watched porn in middle school and is shocked when porn is unrealistic
has a praise kink and lowkey into spit but nobody could even waterboard that out of him
CRIED THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED. HE GOT EMOTIONAL FOR SOME REASON?
i can see him being like really insecure so he probably needs a lot of reassurance
speaking of being insecure, i feel like he’d shave AND wax down there since he doesn’t expect people to like the hair
surprisingly has a low sex drive. he’s cocky but he’s still responsible, i really don’t see him constantly seeking sex so naturally his drive is just not that high.
he’s obviously a bisexual. he’s anything BUT straight.
he and marco tried to experiment but it ended up awfully and jean refused to speak to him for a month out of embarrassment. only was able to speak to marco again after marco forced him to speak to him again
NEVER FORGETS AFTERCARE. Again, he’s a nice guy, even if it was a one night stand he wouldn’t just leave he’d make sure whoever he was with enjoyed it and only leaves after he’s sure they’re perfectly okay<33
I HEADCANNON THAT HE’S A REALLY GOOD LISTENER SO HE WOULD FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS IF THE PERSON HE’S WITH IS SUPER QUIET 😭
Ironically enough he’s pretty quiet. i don’t see him being loud unless if he’s trying to irritate someone like a roommate.
he doesnt whimper but he’s WHINY. he never shuts up and it can get kinda annoying LMFAOO
he’s really experimental but he draws the line at shit. he’d probably try watersports ONCE and found it disgusting but he wouldn’t even try anything near experimenting anything with shit.
Doesn’t mind being submissive, he just wants to make sure you’re happy, if it makes you happy he’s happy
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@jeanspookiebear - ask to translate, repost with credit !
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happybird16 · 1 year
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This is completely random but i have this headcannon that Levi is terrible at giving directions. Don't get me wrong, the man has impeccable spacial awareness and never gets lost, he's just terrible at communicating where something is. Partially because he never bothers to remember the names to places.
Some people will give directions based on restaurants or even bars/pubs, but Levi orients himself based entirely on tea shops. Anywhere he's gotten a cup, basically, whether it be good or bad. In cannon or modern au, they're the only places he actually bothers remembering the locations of.
You ask him how to get somewhere and his response is, "Oh, just turn left two blocks after the shithole cafe on Main that lies about not using bags." or "That's right next to Maria's on the corner of 12th. Their shits always oversteeped." And he struggles to explain the directions to you any better than that.
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crisalidaseason · 1 year
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here's my aot what if -
what if nobody died and everyone lived happily ever after😁😁
Pls I love this so much. That's me when my fav character dies.
What if nobody died?
This is a joke and completely delusional of me, but here are my AOT characters sweet and peaceful endings if death and depression weren't AOTs moto
Carla would be still alive, we would have more screen time from this absolute milf (Sorry, I am feral for her), being the best mom and Eren always by her side, taking care of her, when he is not traveling with Armin.
Mikasa is either with Carla or occasionally traveling with Armin and Eren. She's out of the military for certain and just chilling, probably became a painter or writer.
Armin, my sweet beloved Armin, just travels around the world (if the titans were taken care of) and becomes this super notorious writer and explorer. I genuinely think he would be a scientist and inventor, like his parents.
Jean probably follows the military career, even become commander when he was older. This man fights for people, and if Marco is by his side...we would see big changes in Paradis military system!
Sasha and Connie would probably remain two chaotic creatures that live in a farm. Sasha would also remain in the military, in my opinion. She likes teaching young people and helping her community. Connie just decided to live a quiet life with his family, probably in a farm close to Sasha's family estate.
Ymir and Historia are married and queens. That's it. They are icons and care for many orphans (even if Ymir is awkward with them).
Erwin, Levi and Hange are retired and on permanent vacation. Permanent vacation! Also, Levi's squad is alive and well. Levi is one of those old dudes who accidentally got adopted by children despite his very mean face.
Reiner has a family. He probably has a bunch of kids that he loves so much. He is the best father in the world because his own dad was trash. HE IS NO CONTACT WITH HIS MOM!!!
Bertholdt is honestly just living his best life, just sleeping in weird positions and resting. No I don't think he got with Annie. I can imagine him becoming a teacher.
Annie just disappeared and took Pieck with her. She is living in a cabin far away with zero human contact and a bunch of chickens and goats. That girl deserves peace. Pieck is there because it's quiet and she can nap all day.
Porco and Marcel are happy siblings, so are Colt and Falco. Falco and Gabi actually married, I don't make the rules.
Zeke is just...Zeke. I think he becomes a doctor and runs an abortion clinic. Not elaborating on that.
My man Onyankopon is a rich dude on a paradise island, just chilling and being the handsome man that he is. Probably is the one who brought Hange, Levi and Erwin to the island for their eternal vacation.
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simp-thingz · 9 months
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hello can give crush levi ackerman x fem reader headcanons please 🙏😊🤗
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(I wasn't quite sure what you meant so here's Levi when he has a crush on F!Reader)
It’s hard to tell when he has a crush on you despite it being obvious to literally everyone else
He let’s you get away with basically anything but nothing at the same time
Like some people gotta run laps
But not you, nope as much as he’d love to watch that he has other ideas for you
Like sitting with him in his office as he watches stares at you bent over his desk 
Writing sentences of course
He sticks to you the most when you and the team head outside of the walls
Invites you to share his tea with him
Also you’re the only one aloud to make his tea for him
If he sees you struggling with keeping your space clean be it mental health or just constant distractions he’s already cleanin for you
Probably has house-husband fantasies that he dreams of that have his face lighting up
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chosos-mascara · 1 year
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Can you do headcannons for Levi x reader where he finds out his s/o is pregnant and how he is finding out, and during the pregnancy and birth? Thank you!
levi and yourself weren't trying to get pregnant, it just happened.
of course, he'd considered having children with you as a passing thought, though hadn't predicted it happening as soon as it had.
you were nervous to tell him your period had been late, and when you had, his face lost all colour, mouth dropping open and breaths quickening.
you'd reassured him it was probably nothing, and he sat silently, anxiously in the bathroom with you as you'd waited for the results to come back.
through his own tears, he saw the two lines, chest tightening.
would he be a good father? he hadn't had a dad growing up, kenny had always made it clear he wasn't a father figure to levi, and as a result of that, levi had been so afraid he'd mess this up.
you'd reassured him, and he'd held you close, a reluctant hand trailing downward as he laughed through tears, a smile spreading across his face when his palm laid across your stomach.
the pregnancy had been pretty easy, he'd worried for you and the baby frequently, though kept the concerns to himself as not to stress you.
he took time away from work a few weeks before you were due to spend the remaining time together, cooking for you and being attentive to your every need. he'd wanted to make it clear how much he'd loved the both of you, because he'd known how it had felt to feel unloved, and hadn't ever wanted you to feel alone.
you started getting contractions and his face dropped, much like the moment you'd mentioned the late period.
panic spread across his features as he'd tried to remain calm, but you could clearly see the alarm bells ringing across his furrowed brow.
he drove you to the hospital, and you'd focused on your breathing while in the car, hand squeezing his thigh as he'd driven a little above the limit, not wishing to see you in pain any longer, nausea in the pit of his stomach as he'd realised it was actually happening.
when it was time to push, he was at your side, hand in yours and gaze at the foot of the bed as he nervously awaited the arrival of his child.
it was a girl, and when he first held her, tears pooled in his eyes, smile and quiet laughter as he'd seen the head of black hair she'd had, mirroring his own.
you'd decided on the name isabel, in honour of a close friend he'd lost.
he was there every second of postpartum, there to help you use the bathroom, to shower, holding your hand through long nights and staying awake alongside you for feeds, because he didn't want to miss a moment with his new family.
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kleewrites · 2 years
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first kiss with the aot boys  ♥︎
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characters - modern au! eren yeager, armin arlert, jean kirstein, connie springer, reiner braun   
notes - this is my first time writing for the aot fandom, and also my first time uploading in awhile so i hope you guys like this !!
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♥︎ eren > the first kiss with eren was bashful and sweet. a strong blush on his face, as your cheeks flared with heat seeing eren lean in first. his lips connected with yours as your eyes closed, and nothing has felt more perfect. from the way his lips tasted like wine, to the way his long hair felt in your hands. it felt too short, which it was. because as much as eren wanted the kiss to last forever, there was still a part of him that was shy, so he pulled away staring at your face and placing a last fleeting kiss on your cheek. “be mine y/n” 
♥︎ armin > “c’mon y/n, you have to do this.” armin sighed for the nth time, trying to get you to do your work. when you whined while protesting with your face down on the table, armin came up with an idea that would benefit him and you (maybe?) “y/n, listen to me. if you do this, i’ll give you a kiss!” he said, and he felt himself wanting to take back his words at the sound of his own way too excited voice. your head snapped up, and you were immediately getting to work. as soon as you were done, you slightly pouted your lips in front of your dear tutor waiting for your kiss. he felt his hands shake at how nervous he was though he was the one who suggested this. his kiss was quick, and it left you wanting for more. “i’ll give you more if you let me take you out this sunday!”
♥︎ jean > “hey, i know we’ve only been seeing each other for awhile now, but i honestly really wanna kiss ya” he mutters out one day after walking you back to your dorm, with a hand rubbing the back of his neck. “it’s totally fine if you don’t wanna-” you closed your eyes and pucker your lips expectedly waiting for him to get the hint. “i-” with a tsk under your breath, you pull jean by his collar to pull him into a kiss he immediately accepts, his hands snaking around your waist automatically. he was left speechless as he covered his mouth with hand while you closed the door behind you with a giggle. “damn it, i should’ve been the one to pull them in.” he curses to himself, childishly stomping his feet while walking back to his own dorms. 
♥︎ connie > your first kiss with connie was unexpected to say the least. you wanted to learn how to kiss someone, so who else to turn to other than your best friend and crush who also had no experience. you both laughed obnoxiously in your living room, trying to kiss each other but failing miserably as before either of you can lean in, the other bursts out laughing. “we aren’t getting anywhere!” you laughed, and connie suddenly sat upright as he proclaimed “ok y/n, don’t laugh now.” he leaned in quickly this time, and kissed you slowly, taking his time to savor this moment of kissing his secret crush. the kiss was long, and it left both of you breathless when he pulled away, and as you stared at each other you bursted out laughing again, the both of you happy that your first kiss was with the other. 
♥︎ reiner > reiner’s first kiss with you was after your 10th date. he was always known as a patient man, and he had told you that he was serious about you and your relationship, and he wanted to take it slow. however, when he heard your approval to let him kiss you, he was nothing but slow. he engulfed you in a hug and kissed you roughly, one hand cupping your cheek gently in contrast to his lips. you felt euphoria, you’ve waited for this kiss for a long time. “i’m sorry, did i hurt you?” “no, reiner. i’m fine. great even.” he smiled at that, and the thoughts of wanting to marry you has never been stronger. ever since you laid your eyes on him, you’ve dreamt of this, and it’s finally happening. dreams do come true after all. 
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cleiixz · 11 months
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How to handle them
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How would you be able to date Levi?
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In the beginning, he definitely will always be there for you, but at the same time, he really isn't affectional. So you have to deal with it even if you dislike it.
He's touch deprived so he really wouldn't do hugs or kisses, hold hands.
He also is definitely not much of a talker, but he does need a bubbly partner to pop his bubble.
At some point if you make him come out of his comfort zone, he definitely will talk more, and tell you about his old past.
It would start off slow, but then slowly he will rise up, and talk about Furlan and Isabel. Then he will talk about his underground time. Then Kenny, then his mother. So basically he's telling you all of the recent ones before the last ones.
He definitely wouldn't want your opinion on it, he doesn't want you to comfort him as much as you would think. He probably just wants you to listen, then drink tea with him.
At some point, he will become more different then he was in the beginning.
He will make jokes with you, let out small laughs, smile just a bit (mostly for you). He also will sing with you if the song is actually okay.
Levi definitely is protective, so you really will be in his mind during the battles and what not. He also will probably make sure your near whenever and however.
You, cannot, be, bad, at, fighting! He will not always be there to protect you, so you need to be able to protect yourself. So... That means...
Levi will train you his self almost every single chance he gets. In less than 2-4 months, you will be the next humanity strongest. (Kidding.)
Anyway, as Levi's partner, you will have to get use to his language. He does cuss any chance he gets especially when hes angry.
You will definitely be the most luckiest person in his squad. No matter how many times you mess up, he's gonna forgive you or not say anything and fix it himself.
Levi is a loverboy at heart but he will never show that outside, hes not into PDA.
You cant hold his hand outside your room, his room, and his office. Youll have to get reallyyy use to that.
But, when behind closed doors, hes not that lovey dovey, but when it comes to night, it is the best night.
He is always cuddling you, wether hes the big spoon, or small spoon. He really doesnt mind as long as you are besides him.
He will kiss you a lot when hes comfortable and behind a close door. He's not scared to grab your chin and kiss you while you two are both working on paperwork.
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ilex-opacus · 10 months
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Erwin Smith is a cat person AND HERE’S WHY!!
jk i think him being a dog OR cat person is believable but I saw someone say him being a cat person after all would be a funny twist and then I realised how much sense it made.
Most people expect Erwin to be a dog person.You know – dogs are loyal, willing, can be easily trained to do X in promise of Y. They can be trained so well, in fact, that you don’t even need to give them a reward - their faith in you is that innate and complete that they will fetch or roll over or indeed lie down even if all you offer them afterwards is a cursory “well done, good job, smart boy.” And while Erwin admits that dogs would indeed, out of the choice between them and their feline counterparts, make better soldiers, it is foolish to think that what he values in his men is what he values in his personal companionships as well. And while dogs can be used for labour, they are - like cats - primarily for companionship. Erwin has always struggled to be close to his men precisely because they are so loyal, blindly and self-flaggelisingly so. They would do anything he asked, some of them, and these men make the best soldiers and the worst friends, because they fill him with a deep sense of guilt and remorse at having to demand such loyalty from them in the first place.
Cats, he finds, are much nicer creatures when friendship is the game. 
Cats are not like dogs. They are cold, aloof, unfriendly, and smart. They never trust you, merely tolerate you, and they are impossible to trick or fool. They switch their mood as easily as the wind turns, and even if you treat them nicely they are not guaranteed to even pass gas in your undeserving direction. To put it simply, befriending a cat is a challenge, a task, a mission that requires skill, understanding, and patience. Erwin has always been told to know his enemy, and the same is true with cats.
But cats present a worthwhile reward, if you can manage to commit yourself to the time-consuming, intellectual task of taming them. Where dogs are stupid and overbearing in their affection - which, albeit admittedly nice, can feel overwhelming and ill-deserved at times - cats are conservative with such pleasantries. And so, when they finally deign to butt the side of your leg with their furry little heads or mewl endearingly as they trot up to you, it feels like a real victory, it feels like something you unequivocally deserve. And if Erwin needs anything, it is the type of love he feels as if he actually deserves. Not love that is won from simply being the bigger and smarter life form, but love that is won through being good to those below you, from understanding their wants and needs and not needing to have them sit subservient beneath you and awaiting your orders.
Cats are quieter, too. Stiller things. Dogs are loud, always barking like they’ve had to suddenly scream out a battle plan, always moving and jumping in circles like they’re nervous or preparing to flee. But cats move with a slow grace, an unbothered laxness; a cat does not know, care, or act as if they are in a war. A cat is greater than that - supersedes such petty mortal happenings. A cat can’t sniff for bombs or point to alert you to a fallen soldier’s position on the field, because cats represent something greater than conflict. Cats were only ever partially domesticated, never brought fully into the human way of life. They are transient, they are beings of luxury and calmness and independence. Maybe, Erwin thinks, if the world were comprised more of cats - solitary, intelligent, wary - and less of dogs - obedient, unthinking, impulsive - there would be no need for wars to begin with. And yet that is not how things have turned out. The world is a catastrophic mix of cats and dogs, and we get on with each other just as well. In truth, though, the world is made up entirely of humans, and we are the cause of our own pain.
But Erwin likes cats. He likes the small, happy noises they make and the deep, constant, reassuring rumble of them purring contentedly against his chest. He likes how they can be relied upon to find their own food and water, how they do not look up to him as someone who should, and unfailingly will, provide. They are more his equal than some humans are, and he tries very hard (and subsequently fails) not to feel guilty about that. In the meantime, he scratches between their ears and watches those sly, sharp eyes glinting from amidst the small mass of black fur. It reminds him of someone, and he thinks that also plays quite a large part in why he likes them best.
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the-traveling-poet · 7 months
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Headcannon no. 1
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His Type
We’re gonna pretend Annie isn’t apart of the equation here.
Armin goes for more assertive partners.
Not necessarily ones with a cold exterior and indifference to showing emotions. Just someone who’s gonna stand up and speak their mind.
Of course Armin can fend for himself.
But someone needs to tell the waitress he didn’t want pickles included in his meal and it’s not gonna be him.
“It’s fine. I don’t wanna hurt their feelings…I’m sure they worked hard on the meal I ordered!”
Cue his SO taking a stand. Quite literally.
Pls he needs the moral support of an SO who isn’t afraid to speak their mind.
He’s gonna go for someone emotionally available. It’s not that he doesn’t have the time or patience to work through things with someone, he just knows what he wants and doesn’t want in a partner.
We love a man who knows what he wants.
That’s not to say he won’t chase after the person of his affections to the very ends of the earth. Once he’s smitten, he’s committed.
He also wouldn’t jump into a relationship, like, immediately.
He’s the type of person who wants to have a friendship with the person for awhile to really figure them out; with or without the intent to pursue a relationship.
Armin reads people like he reads books; thoroughly.
The boy would be so sweet and shy in the beginning of the relationship, but as it grows, so does his confidence.
Expect princess treatment every day while dating this precious boy.
He really needs someone with emotional intelligence.
His SO needs to be able to understand that, sometimes he’s emotional.
And when he is, what he needs in the moment is someone who will take the time to sit down with him and just talk it out.
For hours.
He’s someone who thinks with his heart, not his mind, when it comes to romance. In every other situation he uses his mind over his heart. But with love? Different story.
Someone who can match that energy would be ideal in his eyes.
As for appearances, the man does not care.
He never judges a book by its cover. Ever. So why would he with a person?
It’s your heart he wants, not your body.
Someone who respects his morals and is patient with him is key.
All in all, he’s a golden retriever boy who deserves the same energy he gives.
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smutbutoutofnowhere · 6 months
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how i feel knowing that im the funniest smut author out there:
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lunas-side-anime-blog · 4 months
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AOT Icks (Eren, Armin and Mikasa)
one thing about me: i am a hater
Eren
def has mommy issues and no woman could ever compare to her like good luck to any of his girlfriends lmao
^^ that being said, as a roommate he’s a nightmare like you can tell his mom cleaned up after him all the time because it doesn’t even occur to him to do so now
toxic gym bro who says shit like “we all have the same 24 hours”
def has the the 3 in 1 bottle in his shower, I just know it
prob calls women “females” 
the cringiest instagram captions like I know he will post sum: “I think my closet bi-polar, it keeps throwing fits💯”  like dude, get a grip
attempts thirst traps, he has a ripped body so it kinda works but the content is so transparent you can’t help but roll your eyes
go out to a bar with him or something and he’s the type to try to make everything a fight
like if someone bumps into you, he's quickly in their face like "what's good bro😡” and you know its not actually about you so much as eren tryna beat someone up
i think he’ll use spit as lube thinking he’s so bad boy and lewd when it’s actually just so bad for your PH like ewwww (if u have a vag ofc)
i feel like his hair would get so greasy, mikasa and armin have had to force him down with shampoo in hand before 
so gross but you came here for icks and I don’t believe Eren believes in holding back his farts for anyone
it can be the most intense and serious event like a funeral and he’ll rip a loud one and be like “what? it’s not good to hold it in??”
Armin
nail biter who will chew on them till the bone and you hear that loud ass “crONCh"
says he hates drama but that’s just something he says to not seem petty bc at the first sight of a fight best believe he’s sitting there, watching it all go down, wine glass in hand like "🍷🤨👂" 
lil shit will even add lil comments to keep the beef alive, like i can see him loudly asking “okay but jean didn't you say her outfit made her look fat though?”
if you're in a debate with him, he’s the type to say something like “you're so uneducated about the subject, I’m actually pretty well versed in it” and your like "okay so what's all ur research then?" and he'll just quickly change the subject bc he didn’t actually have sources to cite lmao
is one of those bfs who would make fun of you for liking trashy tv but guess who eats that shit up everytime? armin.
he does that dad thing where he walks around in the living room and acts uninterested with what’s happening on the screen but he’s actually so invested and would be fuming if you dared watched an episode without him 
i think he’d also be the type to try to be friends with his ex even if they obviously still have feelings for him, but if you dared even talk to yours he’d get all huffy and puffy like “go be with him then🙄” 
got obsessed with skincare after watching your routine but u kinda created a monster bc now he’s critiquing your products and techniques? “Babe you should really consider a gel moisturizer, it’s better for your pores'' and you're like, “boy you used neutrogena when I met you???” 
is that bf who will shower at your place and use up all your expensive washes and scrubs 
not the best gift giver tbh, I think he’s a firm believer that all gifts should be practical so even if it’s a romantic anniversary date and he slides over a lil present, it’s probably just gonna be socks or something, srry
Mikasa
applies her chapstick like a man (iykyk)
“he know where home is” bitch, I hate to say it
i think she’s a girl’s girl until her man cheats on her, then she’d be the type to fight the girl and not really address her man…which is just… 😣
as a friend I think she’s sadly the type to unintentionally embarrass you bc she doesn’t get some social cues.
like you can miss a hang and ppl ask where you are and she’d just say matter of factly “oh they’re fine, they just have diarrhea rn!” and she won’t understand why you’d be mad?
outfit repeater to the max, she has like three tops that she likes and all pics of her are with her wearing one of those three tops
a lil delulu and prob genuinely believes all the tiktok pick a card vids on her feed
likes her coffee black and somehow thinks she’s better than everyone for that???
as a gf she checks your snap score and location regularly and has no shame in it 🙂
fights in her sleep like you will just be sleeping next to her all soundly and next thing you know you get punched in the face? she refuses to apologize in the morning bc she “has a right to defend myself in a nightmare” or whatever
when shes mad at someone she’ll post like ultra specific lyrics or captions and it’s so obviously targeted at one person everyone else is like "girl go to bed, don’t even post the quote…"
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happybird16 · 1 year
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Random headcannon but I think Levi is the one who gave Armin his glow-up haircut. He was very flattered when Armin asked and was more than happy to help him 'look more professional' though the process was rife with sarcastic comments
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