#archon loaf

[havocpioneer]

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[cursed-asparagus]

Sometimes you must ask yourself. What are you doing with your life.

My answer is dubious kitchen experiments.

I have decided to make an Archon Loaf (ffxiv) to celebrate the Fanfest on Saturday. This is an unwise decision but i am commited to it. Will update this as it goes. Feel free to mute tag "The loaf saga"

As ingredients go, we have some trouble on the flour fron since i could not get the rye at this time, so wheat will have to do. I also decided to add some. Flavourings to make the bread at least edible.

#ffxiv #the loaf saga #archon loaf #cooking(?) with gus

[shellysaurus-rex]

trafalgar law x ffxiv doodles

#shellyscribbles #one piece #ffxiv #trafalgar law #trafalgardwaterlaw #tataru taru #his outfits are the actuals glams i have for him ingame hehe #shoutout to the 5 ppl who will remember the archon loaf quest in post shb

[elizabethrobertajones]

emotional support bunny as I get ready to finish the rest of the crafting logs

He's watching me manually enter each thing in teamcraft and rolling his eyes at how inefficiently I've chosen to do this but if I put Most of HW and SB non-food crafts into teamcraft at once it would explode

(source: I put all non-food ARR crafts into it last month and it became unusable)

#I finished the cooking log ages ago #when I realised Frog didn't know how to boil an egg #despite having hit 90 and done all related quests and fixed archon loaf as her crowning achievement #couldn't look Debroye in the eye so I went back and did the rest #ffxiv #endwalker spoilers

[tt-vision]

🥪

#ffxiv #ffxivart #final fantasy xiv #wolgraha #g'raha tia #namah #sketch #// #when wol decides to make food for the crew because no more archon loaf poisoning #might be getting the heart eyes there

[pervasivethrenody]

"And...what have we learned today?"

"...'Twas a folly befitting mine ungainly proportions to embark upon a fishing expedition clad in naught but the color black."

gratuitous manspreading

"And what are you?"

"I am an unpalatable Archon Loaf."

#ffxiv #unpalatable Archon loaf #lmaooo #I had to #look #I saw the boat and went!!! posing time cause boats are all romantic and shit #I put the hat on and those flippie flappies just #I'm sorry babygirl elf I still love you the best #urianger augurelt #thancred waters #being idiots

[scrollsfromarebornrealm]

Sharlayan Torture

They're feeding him Archon Loaf.

#ffxiv #fc shenanigans #fc walnuttery #we're pretending the breadbasket is Archon Loaf since there's no furnishing for it ingame #mathye bishop #feed him #pretty sure Sharlayan feeds their prisoners Archon Loaf only

[lilbittymonster]

Day 7: Noisome

Tataru gingerly set the bread pan on the countertop, beaming with pride. The crust was a lovely deep golden, the loaf had risen evenly in the oven, and it smelled-

-worse than a morbol's morning breath.

Kitali tried to keep the open disgust from her face, taking a shallow breath with just enough air to ask "Is it......supposed to smell like that?"

Tataru planted her fists on her hips, outwardly unaffected by the stench of her creation.

"I think so? I followed the recipe to the letter, though I've never had it myself."

They should gaol the baker who wrote the recipe, Kitali thought to herself.

#ffxivwrite2023 #i saw that archon loaf post top of my dash this morning so this seemed fitting lol

[balladingbard]

New All Saints’ Wake quest spoilers under the cut, but…

…how dare this potted pipsqueak compare me to archon loaf. -.-

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #all saints wake #voidsent #ffxiv spoilers #ffxiv hyur #I mean as a hyur I know I’m bland #but right now I’m feeling more like sourdough than archon loaf sheesh #ffxiv screenshots

[impossible-rat-babies]

sleeby

#oc: eyrie kisne #owen plays ffxiv #newly remodeled fc room looks great this is the best picture I’ve got of it #and my friend took this one #there’s a greenhouse area and my friend and I discovered that one Ivy curtains look So Good #and two those along w leather sofas wooden beams Ivy pillars wooden lofts and bars + barstools #are single handedly going to fuel two bids on a new fc house #we have a small in emperym but would like a medium in shirogane or lav beds #i even made a good chunk of change just off of crafting bookcases + lofts + beams #and mats from ShB ex farms #I got a piece of hades auracite and sold it. read the item description and now I’m keeping one #it’s next to the sohm Al blooms and lucent flower from the omnicron quests #which are next to my Mashable worms #y’all ever think about the things in your inventory as stuff the WoL has in their pockets #but I sure do think about the archon loaf in eyrie’s inventory that I’m p sure I got as an EW quest reward

[eorzeashan]

I'm crying- this is my second favorite valentine's, because when you eat the manjyu... you faint with a thud. ARUJIIII

I've never died from such love before.

#fgo #fgo fuuma kotaro #chaldea bitter valentines 2023 #they really described it like bad pussy 😭 #worse than archon loaf..

[tallbluelady]

💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

For like, no reason at all, I feel like Urianger likes pickles and stuff like that. So, when they eat together, Rowan offers him her pickle, even though she also loves pickles. It gets to the point where he's surprised she likes pickles when like Lyse or Alisaie give their pickle to Rowan.

Thanks for the ask!

#ask meme #rowan argentas #wol x urianger #like #urianger liking weird food is canon with archon loaf #but he also strikes me as a pickle guy as well??? #idk man

[stormclaws]

r/scrungycats

#tempest.txt #ffblogging #ah. this is the famed archon loaf isnt it

[ninthvare]

The gears (loose, rusty gears) in her head are spinning. She looks at the slice of Archon loaf in her hand, then at Evariste, then back at the loaf. Then she offers it out, "Lemme know what you think o'this. S'from Sharlayan."

"You... want me to take that out of your bare hand and eat it." It actually looks kinda good, but... he didn't have a knife and fork on him to cut off a clean piece. Or a plate! He smiles politely and dips his head a little in apology. "I would love to try Sharlayan cuisine but I think I will decline. Thank you for the offer."

#escaping the taste of archon loaf by being a germophobe is a pro strat #this man eats pizza with a knife and fork

[tovaicas]

Alright, on a tack that isn’t me complaining shfnjsv

Rouvastre is vegetarian but in post-calamity ishgard and sometimes with military rations beggers unfortunately cannot be choosers, so there were a few years there that they ate meat regularly because it was the cheapest / easiest thing to source. Fish in particular, considering how abundant cloudfishing is in coerthas.

to this day he has a pathological hatred for anything even remotely seafood-adjacent. put a loaf of archon bread in a room and watch as she leaves the entire building

#saint.txt #oc: rouvastre #tbh that might be the only proper response to archon loaf #they leave ishgard in arr and is like the one upside of this situation is that I never have to touch fish again in my life

[alannah-corvaine]

#ffxiv polls #today i crave chaos